Chapter 322, do you sign to be good to me? 第322章、你给我签个名好不好？ Hears Tang Zhong to ask the bedboard, Hua Ming Liang Tao Li Yu and the others denied. 听到唐重问起床板,花明梁涛李玉等人纷纷否认。 „This is not we take.” Hua Ming first casts aside cleanly oneself. “这不是我们拿的。”花明先把自己撇干净。 „Right. We have not actually thought must take the bedboard.” Liang Tao said. „Does not have the tool. Also is not good to open. If we had known will be taken away by others, my oneself first opens —— great celebrity Tang Zhong had rested the wood/blockhead, how many big daughter-in-law / wife little misses can this seduce to snatch insanely?” “对。我们其实没想到要拿床板。”梁涛说道。“没工具。也不好拆啊。早知道会被别人拿走,我自己先拆下来了——大明星唐重睡过的木头,这能诱惑多少大媳妇小姑娘疯抢啊？” „We go to the physical education. Came back to become this.” In the middle of several people, Li Yu is shyest, he in situation ‚threatening’ in situation, followed to take several things. However, he is not satisfied takes, his heart or/is still has the guilt, thought that does that is incorrect. “我们去上体育课。回来就成这样了。”几人当中,李玉最腼腆,他在形势‘逼人’的情况下,也跟着拿了几件东西。但是,他不是心安理得的拿,他的心里还是带着愧疚感的,觉得这么做是不对的。 Naturally, if not take, is less right. He measures long time, or/is still decides to act. 当然,如果不拿的话,更不对。他权衡良久,还是决定出手。 Helpless Tang Zhong smiles bitterly, said: „As for?” 唐重无奈苦笑,说道:“至于吗？” „Hey. This must blame Boss / Big Brother.” Liang Tao one Hua Ming betraying. „This fellow was too clever. He is one knows your status news. He knows did not say, first runs also to have what towel wash bowl all taking in your toothbrush toothpaste shampoo gel the oneself cabinet. When we felt the situation incorrect time, most can sell for money had all been taken away —— he also the perfume also to give to cheat my bottle of you have used by him. Thinks that I am angry.” “嘿。这都要怪老大。”梁涛第一个把花明给出卖了。“这家伙太贼了。他是第一个知道你的身份消息的。他知道了也不说,先跑去把你的牙刷牙膏洗发水沐浴露还有什么毛巾脸盆全给收进自己的柜子里。等我们觉得情况不对的时候,最能卖钱的已经全都被他拿走了——他还把我那瓶你用过的香水也给骗走了。想想我就生气。” Hua Ming not by shameless, instead thinks arrogantly, grins hehe is smiling, said: „Information is an opportunity. Who makes you respond slowly? Also, I took his toilet articles, you? Do you hold the Second Brother quilt blanket to do? Also made one sleep?” 花明不以无耻,反以为傲,咧嘴嘿嘿笑着,说道:“信息就是商机。谁让你们反应迟钝呢？再说,我只是拿他的洗漱用品,你呢？你抱老二的被子毯子干什么？还让不让人睡觉了？” „What don't I hold the quilt blanket I to take?” Liang Tao breathless shouting. „I make you give me uniform several, did you comply?” “我不抱被子毯子我拿什么？”梁涛气急败坏的喊道。“我让你给我匀几件,你答应了？” „That is my oneself spoils of war, why can give you to be uniform?” “那是我自己的战利品,凭什么要给你匀啊？” „I —— that has no to take” Li Yu am also very really suffering. „Has to take several books. I do not sell. Makes commemorating.” “我实在没什么好拿的——”李玉也很委屈。“只好拿几本书。我不卖。做纪念。” „Fart.” Liang Tao scolded. „Afterward I want to understand, our bedroom is sliest on Li Yu. In Tang Zhong each book signs, attending a lecture note. Later if he fire cannot be hot, how much money does this book get value? That who? After Monroe's pinch of hair can auction several hundred thousand US dollar ——, if Second Brother hung —— not to misunderstand, I meant for hundred years later. Hundred years later.” “屁。”梁涛骂道。“后来我想明白了,咱们寝室就李玉最滑头。唐重的每本书上都签了名,还有听课笔记。以后他要是火的不能再火,这书得值多少钱啊？那个谁？梦露的一撮头发都能拍卖几十万美金——以后老二要是挂了——别误会,我是说百年以后。百年以后。” At that time the news exposure of Tang Xin substitute person, Hua Ming first looked at the video, recognized the inside man is Second Brother Tang Zhong of oneself bedroom, therefore, quite had him of business mind to place to bathe the daily thing Tang Zhong to sweep immediately. 当时唐心替身的新闻曝光,花明第一时间看了视频,认出里面的男人是自己寝室的老二唐重,于是,颇有生意头脑的他立即就把唐重放在沐浴间的日常用品扫荡一空。 Tang Zhong has used after towel —— this that toothpaste Tang Zhong that toothbrush Tang Zhong squeezes through is used to wipe the face, if sells, how much money can sell? 唐重用过的牙刷唐重挤过的牙膏唐重用来擦脸的毛巾——这以后要是卖出去,得卖多少钱啊？ Although Liang Tao compares Hua Ming somewhat to lag behind, but as one of the 307 bedrooms, gets there first. Knows after Tang Zhong status, he runs immediately and Hua Ming negotiates, making Hua Ming apportion the oneself half —— reason his spoils of war is, Tang Zhong is 307 one, 307 everyone should divide one. Should not be alone by Hua Ming alone/one person. 梁涛虽然相比较花明有些后知后觉,但是做为307寝室的一员,也是近水楼台先得月。知道唐重的身份后,他立即跑去和花明谈判,让花明把他的战利品分给自己一半——理由是,唐重是307的一员,307的每一个人都应该分一份。不应该由花明一个人独贪。 The reply of Hua Ming only has the one character: Go away. 花明的回答只有一个字:滚。 Therefore, Liang Tao on for a penny and for a pound the Tang Zhong bedding sweeping across. 于是,梁涛就一不做二不休的把唐重的床上用品给席卷一空。 Li Yu is a gentleman. At least, everyone thinks before. 李玉是个君子。至少,以前大家都这么认为。 When he discovered that both fellows in bedroom make a move boldly, if he anything does not make eating that has to be scolded the idiot, gives in the book on Tang Zhong desk the income Naan. 但是当他发现寝室里的两个家伙都大胆出手,他要是什么都不做不是没的吃就是被人骂白痴,就把唐重书桌上的书给收入馕中。 As the substitute person incident more fries is hotter, after the Nanjing University teachers and students who the Tang Zhong status also does are well-known, runs the person who visits to watch the fun to be getting more and more. 随着替身事件越炒越热,唐重的身份也搞的南大师生众所周知后,跑来参观看热闹的人就越来越多。 Then, the next door bedroom in next door bedroom, next door, after everyone came, sits on the Tang Zhong bed in abundance photographs, everyone does everything possible must along what goods. A on physical education, Hua Ming Liang Tao they forget to lock a door. When, discovered the bedboard on Tang Zhong bed to be opened. 然后,隔壁寝室的、隔壁的隔壁寝室的,大家来了之后纷纷坐在唐重的床上拍照,大家想方设法的要顺走一件什么物品。一次上体育课,花明梁涛他们忘记锁门。等到回来的时候,就发现唐重床上的床板都被人拆走了。 They are angry greatly. 他们大为生气。 Thing that oneself does not give up, unexpectedly other fellow who does not enlarge ones vision false start? 自己都舍不得动的东西,竟然被别的不开眼的家伙抢跑了？ Asked one lap / a circle, unexpectedly no one knows. 问了一圈,竟然没人知道。 Therefore, who was took away the Tang Zhong shutter, this became an unsettled law case unexpectedly. 于是,到底是谁拿走了唐重的门板,这竟然成了一桩悬案。 „I now what to do?” Tang Zhong sits on the Hua Ming bed, said: „Do I rest?” “那我现在怎么办？”唐重一屁股坐在花明的床上,说道:“我睡哪儿？” „Do you also rest with us?” Hua Ming strange asking. “你还跟我们睡？”花明奇怪的问道。 „Nonsense.” Tang Zhong ill-humored saying. „I do not rest —— with you am not, who wants to rest with you? Don't I rest in the bedroom I rest?” “废话。”唐重没好气的说道。“我不跟你们睡——不是,谁要跟你们睡了？我不睡在寝室我睡哪儿？” „Convenient?” Liang Tao said. „Do you know, since your status exposed, every day how many do news reporter come the request to interview? Some fellows in several of us and peripheral bedroom followed to be on the newspaper. You determined that you also do want to live in the bedroom? You determined that you also do continue to study?” “方便吗？”梁涛说道。“你知不知道,自从你的身份曝光了,每天有多少媒体记者过来要求采访？连带着我们几个和周边寝室的一些家伙都跟着上了报纸。你确定你还要住在寝室？你确定你还继续念书？” Liang Tao said does not have the mistake. 梁涛说的没有错。 Since status exposure of Tang Zhong, recently their bedroom has not stopped. Every day both massive news reporter run over to look for Tang Zhong, Tang Zhong cannot see on interview Hua Ming Liang Tao Li Yu these and Tang Zhong together life person. 自从唐重的身份曝光后,最近一段时间他们寝室就没有消停过。每天都有大量媒体记者跑过来找唐重,唐重见不着就采访花明梁涛李玉这些和唐重共同生活过的人。 307 bedroom three members under sleeping director Hua Ming leadership the one brief meeting, at the meeting, everyone adopted unanimously the following several decisions: 307寝室三名成员在寝室长花明的领导下开了一个碰头会,在会上,大家一致通过了以下几条决定: First, 307 members cannot accept the news reporter interview. Little also all rejected to money ——. 一、307全体成员不许接受媒体记者采访。就是给钱——给少了也全都拒绝。 Second, 307 members cannot discuss that disseminates related Tang Zhong any life trivial matters. Has beautiful woman to closely examine the —— beautiful woman rank insufficiently also to reject. 二、307全体成员不许讨论传播有关唐重的任何生活琐事。就是有美女追问——美女级别不够也要拒绝。 Third, 307 members must unify to publicize the Tang Zhong positive image, does not include to the media absolutely disclosed personally Tang Zhong has not washed foot one night on the fact of sleeping. 三、307全体成员要统一宣扬唐重正面形象,绝对不向外界媒体包括个人透露唐重有一天晚上没有洗脚就睡觉的事实。 Fourth, does not expose Tang Zhong scandal girlfriend ——, although they also makes clear to the present is Tang Zhong scandal girlfriend —— 四,绝不暴露唐重的绯闻女友——虽然到现在他们也搞清楚到底哪个是唐重的绯闻女友—— They live up to one's words. Any media come, any one pretty reporter comes, their all saying nothing related Tang Zhong any topic. 他们说到做到。无论是任何一家媒体过来,任何一个漂亮的记者过来,他们全都闭口不谈有关唐重的任何话题。 What a pity, they did not discuss, duty that that crowd of beasts of next door bedroom have not actually kept secret. 可惜,他们不谈,隔壁寝室的那群禽兽却没有保密的义务。 Therefore, they collected to open wide on own initiative said. 于是,他们主动凑过去敞开了说。 The related Tang Zhong news publish in a newspaper, Lu Yifei that fellow reporting that one one and Tang Zhong cannot touch on slightly, and Tang Zhong does not cope with also accepted reporter's interview, was written ‚battle that Leader one brings in’ by them special ——, but these things actually and Hua Ming Liang Tao Li Yu three 307 real men have no relations. 一桩桩有关唐重的消息登报,一个又一个和唐重沾不上边的家伙上报,就连和唐重不对付的鲁一飞也接受了记者的采访,被他们写成‘一个班长引来的争斗’专题——可是这些事情却和花明梁涛李玉三名307好汉没有任何关系。 Three people were anxious. 三人急了。 Should say that is Hua Ming and Liang Tao is quite mainly anxious. Li Yu heart actually to reporting feels indifferently 应该说主要是花明和梁涛比较急。李玉心里倒是对上不上报感觉无所谓 Second Brother is our Second Brother, Tang Zhong is Tang Zhong of our bedroom, why to make you go to the scenery? 老二是我们的老二,唐重是我们寝室的唐重,凭什么让你们去风光啊？ Therefore, these two fellows also decide to disclose. 于是,这两个家伙也决定爆料。 „Tang Zhong sleeps in the evening dozen of snoring, in the morning gets out of bed to jog ——” “唐重晚上睡觉打呼噜,早上起床去跑步——” „Tang Zhong wears M code underpants, the underpants color that he most likes is check stripe ——” “唐重穿M码内裤,他最喜欢的内裤颜色是格子条纹——” „Young Emperor Tang Zhong scandal object reveals —— always to have —— that one is you do not know greatly” —— “小皇帝唐重绯闻对象大揭秘——总有一个是你不知道的——”—— Exploding that these two fellows go all out, made others not have the material 这两个家伙拼了命的爆,就让其它人没有了料 In any event, they most understand the Tang Zhong person. 无论如何,他们才是最了解唐重的人。 Finally, Tang Zhong does not have the privacy before the media again. 最后,唐重在媒体面前再无隐私可言。 Because the Nanjing University student is warm, instead made the reporters lose the enthusiasm. 因为南大的学生过于热情,反而让记者们失去了热情。 one does not have celebrity of secret, this or/is still celebrity? 一个没有秘密的明星,这还是明星吗？ Listened to their illustration, Tang Zhong to be angry very much, wants to explode them hits. 听了他们的解说,唐重原本很生气,想要把他们爆打一顿。 The brothers are take to sell? 兄弟就是拿出来卖的吗？ However, changes mind thinks, their such a does make to oneself is also a good matter? 不过,转念一想,他们这么一闹对自己来说也是一件好事儿？ Why isn't oneself willing to return to the school? To not avoid surrounding tracing of reporters? 自己为什么不愿意回学校？不就是为了躲避记者们的围堵追踪吗？ Now, they are so thorough, perhaps the reporters who oneself sells also lost the interest in oneself. 现在,他们把自己卖的这么彻底,恐怕记者们也对自己失去了兴趣。 Look today oneself comes back, hasn't been bumping the reporter? 这不,今天自己回来,不就没有碰着记者吗？ „Disclosed matter even.” Tang Zhong said. „My thing also me.” “爆料的事就算了。”唐重说道。“把我的东西都还我。” „Aiya, I thought. In the bedroom did not have the water. I open the water.” Hua Ming said. Raised kettle to run. “哎呀,我想起来了。寝室里没水了。我去打开水。”花明说道。提着水壶就跑出去了。 „Right. My girlfriend said that made me accompany her to take a walk —— to exceed the agreement time. I first walked, you chatted. Haha.” Liang Tao also flashes the person fast. “对了。我女朋友说让我陪她去逛街——都已经超过约定时间了。我先走了,你们聊。哈哈。”梁涛也快速闪人。 Tang Zhong looks to Li Yu, said: „You took my book. I do not have the means to attend class.” 唐重看向李玉,说道:“你把我书都拿出去了。我没办法上课。” Li Yu thinks, is blushing embarrassed saying: „Or —— do you use my?” 李玉想了想,红着脸不好意思的说道:“要不——你用我的吧？” „——” —— “——”—— Must go to Teacher Jiao Yuheng the family/home to visit, Tang Zhong hesitant long time. 要不要去焦育恒老师家去拜访,唐重犹豫了好长时间。 Goes out, had so many matter. oneself transvestite stands in the matter that on stage sang and jumps by well-known that the media fried. His heart is really also awkward. 出门一趟,发生了这么多的事情。自己男扮女装站在舞台上又唱又跳的事情被媒体炒的众人皆知。他心里也实在尴尬。 But, does not go, cannot really be justified. 可是,不去吧,又实在说不过去。 Jiao Yuheng Department Head is the oneself teacher, usually looks after to oneself in every way. In such big matter, how can not explain one? 焦育恒院长是自己的老师,平时就对自己多方照顾。发生了这么大的事情,怎么可以不去解释一声？ Also, could evade 1 st, did not evade 15. After oneself, didn't see Teacher Jiao? Didn't listen to the class that he taught? 再说,躲得过初一,躲不过十五。自己以后就不见焦老师了？再不去听他讲的课了？ „Early dying early reincarnation.” Tang Zhong wants to say in heart, resolutely according to making a sound doorbell of Teacher Jiao. He only prayed a matter in heart: Hopes Jiao Nanxin is not at home. “早死早投胎。”唐重在心里想道,毅然按响了焦老师家的门铃。他在心里只祈祷一件事儿:希望焦南心不在家。 Tang Zhong had fantasized innumerable these intimate friends' of his side when knowing truth the response and expression —— think every time one time, he wants dead one time. 唐重无数次幻想过他身边的那些亲密朋友在知道真相时的反应和表情——每想一次,他就想死一次。 Quick, the room gate was pulled open, teacher's wife looks to arrive in entrance Tang Zhong, gawked, then said with a smile: „Tang Zhong, did you come? When comes back? Aiya, you do not know, for these days always hears your name, the TV newspaper also ascends —— to be right daily, did you really become great celebrity?” 很快的,房间门就被人拉开,师母看到站在门口的唐重,愣了一下,然后笑着说道:“唐重,你来了？什么时候回来的？哎呀,你不知道,这几天总是听到你的名字,电视报纸也天天登——对了,你真的成大明星了？” „I am a substitute person. Follows they to play.” Tang Zhong intentionally free and easy saying. He is shy, that more showed that oneself is afraid. Is naturally more optional, will instead give people caring at all in the feeling of working as a volunteer. “我就是个替身。跟着他们玩玩。”唐重故意洒脱的说道。他越是害羞,那就越证明自己心虚。大方随意一些,反而会给人一种满不在乎就是在玩票的感觉。 „Haha. Plays to play great celebrity. This may be extraordinary.” Teacher's wife sincere saying. „Comes to sit quickly. Your teacher a while came back.” “哈哈。一玩就玩成大明星。这可了不得。”师母真诚的称赞道。“快进来坐吧。你老师一会儿就回来了。” Then she was shouting to the inside room: „Nanxin, Nanxin, Tang Zhong came.” 然后她对着里间喊:“南心,南心,唐重来了。” Puts on the silver-white plush slacks and orange pornographic / yellow casual hat garment puts on Jiao Nanxin of rabbit cotton slipper to come out from Room oneself, sees Tang Zhong, complexion one happily, both hands handful of hearts, an appearance of to issue brain-dead powder, exciting saying: „Tang Xin, did you come? I quite worship you. Do you sign to be good to me?” 穿着银白色毛绒休闲裤和橙黄色休闲帽衫穿着一双兔头棉拖鞋的焦南心从自己里出来,看到唐重,脸色一喜,双手捧心,做出一幅脑残粉的模样,神情激动的说道:“唐心,你来了？我好崇拜你哦。你给我签个名好不好？” „——” the body of Tang Zhong twitches, one falls down on the ground. “——”唐重的身体抽搐,一头栽倒在地上。 This battle, Jiao Nanxin ends the victory. 这一次争斗,焦南心完胜。 The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力