Chapter 319, double stupidly makes a big row 307! 第319章、双傻大闹307! Hua Ming thought that this woman is quite strange. 花明觉得这女人好生奇怪哦。 When I cry my rabbit great pain and grief that cries is moved, is you carelessly jumps to break our bidding goodbye to disrupt my sad mood, now also runs to ask that I do want to do? 我哭我的兔子正哭的肝肠寸断正动情时,是你大大咧咧的跳出来打断我们的话别扰乱了我哀伤的情绪,现在还跑来问我想干什么？ Does could it be this woman intelligence quotient have the issue? 难道这女人智商有问题？ However, looks in her appearance pretty share, Hua Ming decided that does not haggle over these with her. 不过,看在她长相漂亮的份上,花明决定不和她计较这些。 „I am crying my rabbit.” Although Hua Ming felt her issue asked was very unreasonable, or/is still replied truthfully. When this is general mentality of loser facing goddess, because they only thought that was pounded by the lucky first prize, did not understand completely how to reject. “我在哭我的兔子。”花明虽然觉得她的问题问的很不合理,还是如实回答道。这就是屌丝面对女神时的普遍心态,因为他们只觉得被幸运头奖砸中,完全不懂得怎么去拒绝。 Girl's vigilant stare fixedly at Hua Ming, has a look closely to be hugged by Hua Ming in the bosom rabbit, asked: „Is this your rabbit?” 女孩子警惕的盯着花明,又看看被花明紧紧抱在怀里的兔子,问道:“这是你的兔子？” Hua Ming was anxious. Sentimental woman in the suspicion rabbit Little Clever proper origin. 花明急了。感情这女人在怀疑兔子小乖的正经来历。 „Naturally was my. It called Little Clever, was the one female rabbit. It likes the eating unripened grain vegetable leaf and carrot silk, a day must feed six times, it liked drinking to bring the salty water of little salt, did not like not having flavor clear water, three days must comb wool time, five days must take bath a time, its present weight five jin (0.5 kg) two two ——” “当然是我的了。它叫小乖,是一只母兔子。它喜欢吃青菜叶子和胡萝卜丝,一天要喂六次,它喜欢喝带了一点点盐的咸水,不喜欢没味道的清水,三天要梳一次毛,五天要洗一次澡,它现在重五斤二两——” Hears is so careful, the girl who Hua Ming said believes this rabbit is Hua Ming. 听到花明说的这么仔细,女孩子相信这只兔子是花明的了。 She close , the rabbit that looks at the Hua Ming bosom, sharp look inside reveals the gentle ray, asked: „Do you cry it to do?” 她靠近一些,看着花明怀里的兔子,犀利的眼神里面露出柔和的光芒,问道:“你哭它干什么？” „Weather was cold, prepares to make hot pot ——” Hua Ming to say. “天气冷了,准备做火锅——”花明说道。 The girl got angry, the finger pinches makes noise, the ruthless sound shouted: „What did you say? Do you want to make the hot pot with it?” 女孩子怒了,手指头捏得咯嘣咯嘣作响,狠声喝道:“你说什么？你要用它做火锅？” „It is not I am not I.” Hua Ming is afraid this black face girl vitality/angry probably very much, drew back backward two steps, was explaining flustered said: „Is they must make the hot pot my rabbit Little Clever.” “不是我不是我。”花明好像很害怕这个黑脸女孩子生气,向后退了两步,慌张解释着说道:“是他们要把我的兔子小乖做火锅。” „Who are they?” The girl looks angrily and fiercely, the stance that is not willing to give up closely examines. “他们是谁？”女孩子横眉冷目,一幅不肯罢休的架势追问。 „Is —— is Liang Tao, Li Yu, Wang Jinzhong and Fu Qiang also has Li Dewang and Huang Ran their —— they to eat my rabbit, wants to make the hot pot it.” Hua Ming betrays his partners whole staff. “是——是梁涛、李玉、王金钟、付强还有李德旺、黄然他们——他们都想吃我的兔子,想把它做火锅。”花明把他的伙伴们全员出卖。 „Did you comply?” A woman face despises visits him, said. “你就答应了？”女人一脸鄙夷的看着他,说道。 Hua Ming was angry. 花明恼了。 He cannot bear the tone of girl question, he cannot bear that disdaining that the girl displays. 他受不了女孩子这种问话的语气,他受不了女孩子表现出来的那种不屑。 Who are you? Why to speak with me? Why can take care the matter that I spend Sir? 你是什么人？凭什么这么和我讲话？凭什么要管我花大爷的事情？ Therefore, Schoolmate Hua Ming decides to counter-attack. 于是,花明同学决定反击。 „Who complied? Who complied?” Exclaiming that he gets flushed in the face with anger. „Who complied who is a grandson. The rabbit yes my God my place my heart my liver my life, my did possible make these beasts give to eat it? I rather eat my rabbit one meat to them, does not make them eat my leg ——” “谁答应了？谁答应了？”他脸红脖子粗的吼道。“谁答应了谁是孙子。兔子是我的天我的地我的心我的肝我的命,我怎么可能让那些禽兽把它给吃了？我宁愿给他们吃我兔子一块肉,也不让他们吃我一条腿——” „What?” The girl listened to be affected a moment ago, jumped all of a sudden. “什么？”女孩子刚才听着还蛮感动的,一下子又跳了起来。 „Not not. My speaking incorrectly words.” The Hua Ming imposing manner withers instantaneously. „I meant, I rather eat my thigh to them, will not make them eat Little Clever one meat —— absolutely I already the determination that held must die, must revolt with these violent members. Who does not let my rabbit new year's celebration, whom I make unable to celebrate the new year.” “不不。我说错话了。”花明的气势瞬间萎缩下去。“我是说,我宁愿给他们吃我一条大腿,也绝对不会让他们吃小乖一块肉——我已经抱了必死的决心,要和那些暴力份子反抗到底。谁不让我的兔子过年,我就让谁过不了年。” „Since this, what you do rush to here to cry?” Girl cold sound said. Questioned in the Hua Ming words was unreasonable. “既然这样,你跑到这儿哭什么？”女孩子冷声说道。质疑花明话中的不合理。 „My ——” Hua Ming had food stuck in the throat all of a sudden, said: „I thought that —— thought my life is so how bitter. I did not raise the one rabbit, how can't they always pass with me?” “我——”花明一下子被噎住了,说道:“我就是觉得——就是觉得我的命怎么就这么苦啊。我不就是养了一只兔子嘛,他们怎么就总是和我过不去啊？” He looked at black face small beautiful woman one pitiful, said: „You do not know, for this rabbit I ate many to receive many grievance painstakingly. I hold it to go out for a walk, having a look at the scenery to sun, they thought that my flashy and enticing person loses face shows off to ask for the girl intentionally to be happy. Am I that person? These girls noticed that rabbit lovable rabbit its father's long graceful does run to say something to smooth things over to be able on own initiative to blame me?” 他可怜兮兮的看了黑脸小美女一眼,说道:“你不知道,为了这只兔子我吃了多少苦受了多少委屈啊。我抱它出去走走,看看风景晒晒太阳,他们觉得我骚包现眼故意卖弄想讨女孩子开心。我是那种人吗？那些女孩子看到兔子可爱兔子它爹长的帅主动跑上来搭讪能怪我吗？” „But if I do not hold it, my heart thought that is unfair to Little Clever specially. She is my family member, how can I always place in the bedroom it? Moreover bedroom inside air that bad, my nearby Liang Tao one moon/month washed foot to take the times bath to say a time yesterday, when eve of the Lunar New Year first a day washed again the second time, Li Yu of my next door bed hoodwinked daily in the bedding puts stuffy fart that fart a half hour is not loose also brings the radish taste, dirty again which Tang Zhong of my lower berth did not like changing the clothes to put on directly put on the reverse reverse side to put on dirty again compared puts on which at the same time —— at the same time cleanly my rabbit and I have the cleanliness/mysophobia same, can it the health life joyful growth in environment like this?” “可是如果我不把它抱出去,我心里又觉得特别对不起小乖。她是我的亲人,我怎么可以总把它放在寝室里？而且寝室里面的空气是那么的恶劣,我旁边的梁涛一个月才洗一次脚昨天去洗了次澡就说等到大年三十的头一天再洗第二次,我隔壁床的李玉天天蒙在被窝里放闷屁那屁半个小时不散还带着萝卜味,我下铺的唐重不喜欢换衣服正面穿脏了穿反面反面再穿脏了再比比哪一面干净穿哪一面——我的兔子和我一样有洁癖,它能在这样的环境下健康生活快乐成长吗？” „Your ——” girl's anger obvious was weaker. „Did you handle the oneself matter, what manages others say?” “那你——”女孩子的怒气明显的弱了一些。“你就做自己的事情,管别人说什么？” „No matter can be good? Everyone repels me, thought that I am starry-eyed infatuation, is a rabbit is crazy, the psychology has disease —— to bring very tremendous life pressure on me like this.” Hua Ming wiped the eye, making the vigor rub it red, said. „In these days, they were all right to go into my bedroom, this raised my Little Clever saying that ai yo gained weight, that said that who I wanted the one rabbit leg to snatch me to be anxious —— my heart yo with whom, you did not know many time me awaking with a start by the nightmare. I feared that my which day comes back from outside, found how my Little Clever does disappear —— this to make me live?” “不管能行吗？大家都排斥我,觉得我是个花痴,是个兔痴,心理有疾病——这样给我带来很大的生活压力。”花明抹了把眼睛,使劲儿把它揉红了,说道。“就在这几天,他们没事儿就跑到我寝室来,这个提着我的小乖说哎哟又长胖了,那个说我要一只兔子腿谁抢我跟谁急——我那个心哟,你都不知道多少次我被噩梦给吓醒。我多怕我哪天从外面回来,发现我的小乖不见了——这可让我怎么活啊？” „Goes too far.” The girl got angry. She runs over, one snatches rabbit Little Clever to hug from Hua Ming in the oneself bosom, said: „Walks.” “欺人太甚。”女孩子怒了。她跑了过来,一把从花明手里抢过兔子小乖抱在自己怀里,说道:“走。” „Goes?” Hua Ming asked at a loss. “去哪儿？”花明茫然问道。 „Asks them to do accounts.” The girl said. “去找他们算账。”女孩子说道。 „Does accounts ——” Hua Ming to have a scare. Words majority that he said not real, mainly wants to this girl to show that from has the affection to have the charm to dare with the excellent youth who the evil forces resist. If receives the bedroom her, created a disturbance by them, which didn't reveal the secret? „Isn't this good? Everyone is a schoolmate.” “算帐——”花明吓了一跳。他说的话大部份都不是真的,主要是想向这女孩子证明自已是个有爱心有魅力敢于和邪恶势力相抗争的大好青年。要是把她领到寝室,被他们一起哄,哪不是露馅了吗？“这样不好吧？大家都是同学。” „Schoolmate? Does the schoolmate they bully you? The schoolmate are they wanting to eat the rabbit that you raise anxiously? Has such schoolmate? What schoolmate is this?” stare fixedly at Hua Ming that the girl expects too much, said: „No wonder others bullied your head to come. You looked that your Sissy appearance —— you can't go? You did not go to my oneself. Told me your bedroom number. Whom I must have a look at to dare actually to come in my hand to snatch the rabbit.” “同学？同学他们就这么欺负你？同学他们就急着要吃你养的兔子？有这样的同学吗？这算是什么同学？”女孩子恨铁不成钢的盯着花明,说道:“难怪别人都欺负到你头上来了。你看你这娘炮样子——你去不去？你不去我自己去了。把你寝室号告诉我。我倒是要看看谁敢来我手里抢兔子。” Sissy? 娘炮？ Hua Ming only thought that hot blooded wells up the dantian. He thinks very much bellows to fall the female monster. 花明只觉得一股热血直涌丹田。他很想一声大吼降女妖。 Good. You scolded me Sissy is not unimportant. But, Hua Ming knows, if oneself does not go, beautiful woman of this meet will not be seeing oneself one. This bamboo grove is the place of oneself lifetime regret. 好吧。你骂我娘炮不要紧。可是,花明知道,如果自己不去,这个无意间相遇的美女就再也不会正眼看自己一眼。这片竹林将是自己一生的遗憾之地。 „Goes.” Hua Ming makes noise to shout. „Fearing death is not Little Clever its father.” “去就去。”花明出声喝道。“怕死不是小乖它爹。” Therefore, this man and a woman one silly one sillier two people approached 307 bedrooms on killing of threatening. 于是,这一男一女一个傻一个更傻的两个人就气势汹汹的杀向了307寝室。 Today is on Saturday, the school does not have the class. Liang Tao, Huang Ran and Wang Jinzhong three people are fighting the landlord in the bedroom, the Li Yu nest read the novel to listen to the music on the bed. 今天是星期六,学校没有课。梁涛、黄然和王金钟三人正在寝室里斗地主,李玉窝在床上看小说听音乐。 bang —— 哐—— The bedroom gate was shoved open. 寝室门被人推开。 No, kicks aside. 不,是一脚踢开。 Liang Tao stands up, glowers. 梁涛站了起来,怒目而视。 Since 307 brothers make the reputation in the school, but also always no one dares to come ‚to trample gate’ to here. 自从307的弟兄们在学校里打出名声,还从来没人敢到这边来‘踹门’。 But, saw that is one holds black face small beautiful woman of rabbit to stand when the entrance, his imposing manner weak several points, is meeting rudeness with a smile to ask: „You are look for our Second Brother? Sorry. He not. Do not ask when my he comes back, this issue I know, but I cannot reply. Also please can understand.” 可是,看到是一个抱着兔子的黑脸小美女站在门口时,他的气势就弱了几分,陪着笑脸问道:“你是来找我们老二的吧？对不起。他不在。你也别问我他什么时候回来,这个问题我知道,可我不能回答。还请你能理解。” In Liang Tao heart, beautiful woman that any comes to the bedroom, that certainly is looks for Tang Zhong. Otherwise, you think that whose they are look? 在梁涛的心里,凡是来寝室的美女,那肯定是来找唐重的。不然,你以为她们是来找谁的？ „Second Brother? Who is Second Brother?” Black face small beautiful woman turns around asked. “老二？谁是老二？”黑脸小美女转身问道。 „Second Brother not.” The one low and deep sound replied in black face small beautiful woman behind the body. “老二不在。”一个低沉的声音在黑脸小美女的身后回答道。 Liang Tao thought that this sound is a little familiar, actually cannot think that who for a while is. 梁涛觉得这声音有点儿熟悉,却又一时想不起来是谁。 „Your sound how?” Black face small beautiful woman asked. Fortunately was a moment ago good, how did one arrive at the bedroom his voice changes? “你的声音怎么了？”黑脸小美女问道。刚才还好好的,怎么一到寝室他的声音就变了？ Liang Tao rushes over, one Hua Ming from entrance drawing, said with a smile: „Boss / Big Brother, are you up to mischief? The belt/bring beautiful woman running bedroom trampled the gate also even, but also played the voice change?” 梁涛冲了过去,一把把花明从门口拉了出来,笑道:“老大,你搞什么鬼？带个美女跑寝室来踹门也就算了,还玩起了变声？” „Lets loose. Lets loose.” Hua Ming hurries to pat the hand of Liang Tao, appearance that I and you am unable to co-exist. “放开。放开。”花明赶紧拍掉梁涛的手,一幅我和你势不两立的模样。 „Who are you?” Black face small beautiful woman stare fixedly at Liang Tao asked. “你是谁？”黑脸小美女盯着梁涛问道。 Liang Tao has not understood this is what situation, the doubts looked at Hua Ming one, said: „I am Liang Tao.” 梁涛还不明白这是什么情况,疑惑的看了花明一眼,说道:“我是梁涛。” Black face small beautiful woman covered nose all of a sudden, gets angry: „Are you Liang Tao that the one moon/month does not wash foot?” 黑脸小美女一下子捂住了鼻子,怒道:“你就是一个月不洗脚的梁涛？” „What?” Liang Tao nearly does not have one to fall down on the ground. „Whose one moon/month doesn't wash foot? Whose one moon/month doesn't wash foot?” “什么？”梁涛差点儿没一头栽倒在地上。“谁一个月不洗脚了？谁一个月不洗脚了？” His eye stare fixedly at Hua Ming, knowing certainly is Hua Ming is up to mischief in the middle, otherwise, how this woman knows that who oneself is? 他的眼睛盯着花明,知道肯定是花明在中间搞鬼,不然的话,这个女人怎么知道自己是谁？ „Hua Ming, what are you doing?” “花明,你在搞什么？” „What do I do? What —— could it be do I do you unclear?” Hua Ming to the Liang Tao winking eye Hired Thug potential. “我搞什么？我搞什么——难道你们还不清楚吗？”花明对着梁涛眨眼睛打手势。 The black face girl keeps off in Hua Ming front, did not make Liang Tao bully Hua Ming, said: „This matter I can not explain with you to his ominous —— today. Which is Li Yu? Who is Li Yu?” 黑脸女孩子挡在花明的前面,不让梁涛欺负到了花明,说道:“你也别对他凶——今天这件事情我必须要和你们说明白了。哪个是李玉？谁是李玉？” Is lying down in Li Yu that on the bed reads had discovered the change of bedroom, is taking off the one earphone to watch the fun, hears this black face girl to ask the oneself name, strange saying: „Is I.” 正躺在床上看书的李玉早就发现了寝室的变动,正摘下一只耳机看热闹呢,听到这个黑脸女孩子问起自己的名字,奇怪的说道:“是我。” „Are you that like to talk nonsense in the bedding secretly also bring radish taste Li Yu?” “你就是那个喜欢偷偷在被窝里放屁还带萝卜味的李玉？” „My ——” Li Yu by this ‚great disaster’, was shamed and gets angry all of a sudden, is red in the face, even the words did not talk clearly. “我——”李玉遭此‘巨灾’,一下子又羞又怒,面红耳赤,连话都说不清楚了。 Black face small beautiful woman is very satisfied with the present condition, said: „very good. All the year round Tang Zhong of non- spare clothes? Wang Jinzhong, Fu Qiang, Li Dewang and yellow army —— their people? Called. Today I must chat with you well.” 黑脸小美女对眼前的状况很满意,说道:“很好。长年不换洗衣服的唐重呢？还有王金钟、付强、李德旺、黄军——他们人呢？都叫来。今天我要好好和你们谈谈。” She all remembers several names that Hua Ming said a moment ago, one does not fall. 她把花明刚才说的几个名字全都记住,一个不落。 ( PS: Sorry. Late. Small Fanfan is not clever, old willow must be the milk father to coax her to sleep.) (PS:抱歉。更晚了。小饭饭不乖,老柳要做奶爸哄她睡觉。) The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力