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#559: Registers multi- professors

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The first issue of program recorded to complete, several stage leadership looked at each other one, no one knows how should appraise. ⊙, did this program, say? Very interesting, has knowledgeable very much, there is a burst point, but the professor has lost to the ordinary worker, can this be good? 第一期节目录制完成了,几个台领导对视一眼,谁都不知道该怎么评价。⊙,这节目,怎么说呢？很有趣,很有知识性,也有爆点,但教授败给了普通工人,这能行吗？ Assistant Station Chief Jia also found Feng Yu to discuss, can this extremely? The first issue, has the Failed professor, has the entry ordinary worker, has the halfway to give up, with the housewife of half bonus...... But the professor has lost to the worker, he does not know that such makes the effect to be what kind. 贾副台长也找到冯宇商量,这会不会太过了一些？第一期,有失败的教授,有通关到底的普通工人,有半路放弃,拿一半奖金的家庭主妇……但教授败给了工人,他也不知道这么做效果到底怎么样。 Is good records and broadcasts because of them, program must be able to begin broadcasting after the New Year's Day, time of adjustment. 好在他们是录播,节目要在元旦后才能开播呢,还有调整的时间。 „Feng Yu, this I look at audience's response, probably also good, but broadcasts, can be good?” “冯宇,这我看现场观众的反应,好像还不错,但播出去,能行吗？” „Manager Jia, you thinks that the audience, has is the student of Capital City University, is the relatives and friends group, they had not opposed, that other audience? The workers can defeat professor in the program, isn't this very good propaganda point?” “贾台长,你想想,现场观众,有很多都是京城大学的学生,也就是亲友团,他们都没反对,那别的观众呢？工人能在节目中战胜教授,这不是一个很好的宣传点吗？” „Propagandizes the point?” “宣传点？” „Right, then broadcasts, in newspaper, must start to propagandize the first issue of content, the title asks ‚professor to lose to worker’ and ensure the viewing ratio of first issue of program, can make you very pleasantly surprised.” Feng Yu self-confident saying. “对啊,接下来广播、报纸上,都要开始宣传第一期的内容,标题就叫‘教授败给工人’,保证第一期节目的收视率,就能让你非常惊喜。”冯宇自信的说道。 The propaganda must have to laugh uproariously, otherwise the ordinary propaganda, others look at one, possibly forgot. But this title, can definitely bring back the interests of many person. 宣传也要有噱头的,否则普通的宣传,别人看一眼,可能就忘了。但这个标题一出,肯定能勾起很多人的兴趣。 Next day, Capital City Daily, the Longjiang daily paper and other in types of provincial level newspapers, presented a striking title: The professor loses to the worker! 第二天,京城日报、龙江日报等各种省级报纸上,都出现了一个醒目的标题:教授败给工人！ Many people look at the title, came the interest, other news that even usually watches continually gave up, first looks at this. Does the professor possibly lose to the worker? Fights? 很多人一看标题,就来了兴趣,甚至连平时关注的其他新闻都放弃了,先看这个。教授怎么可能败给工人呢？难道是打架？ If fights, that gentle professor, definitely won't be the strong worker match, the professor will hit with the worker? 如果是打架,那文质彬彬的教授,肯定不是膀大腰圆的工人对手,教授怎么会跟工人打起来了？ Well, how is the knowledge question and answer! 咦,怎么是知识问答！ This is impossible. Side is the professor of Capital City University, that is the professors of Capital City University, how to lose to the factory hand who a Northeast that quack comes? 这不可能。一边是京城大学的教授,那可是京城大学的教授啊,怎么会败给一个东北那嘎哒来的工厂工人？ This worker, is the university student? What, is this worker only junior middle school culture? 这工人,也是大学生吗？什么,这工人只是初中文化？ After they read off the full text of newspaper, sees in the last line, a few words: The detail, asks respectfully to pay attention to the brand-new knowledge that on January 2, 1994 evening 7.4 ten began broadcasting to compete to answer kind of program «Wind & Rain Happy Dictionary»! 等他们将报纸的全文读完后,才在最后一行看到,一句话:详细内容,敬请关注1994年1月2号晚间7.4十开播的全新知识竞答类节目《风雨开心辞典》！ Below also has the enrollment method, divides the telephone registration and mail registers two types. 下面还有报名方式,分电话报名和邮寄报名两种。 Then other did not have, any program rule. The topic content, is selected in way anything specifically, all does not have. 然后别的就都没有了,什么节目规则。题目内容,具体入选方式什么的,全都没有。 But is because anything does not have, instead makes some people interests know how this program carries on, an ordinary factory hand, only then the worker of junior middle school record, how in the knowledge competes in the program that answered, has defeated the professor of Capital City University! Some curious people. Is starts to register. 可就是因为什么都没有,反而让人更加有兴趣知道,这节目到底是怎么进行的,一个普通的工厂工人,只有初中学历的工人,怎么在知识竞答的节目里,战胜了京城大学的教授！一些好奇的人。更是开始报名。 The newspaper comes out, has stirred the controversy, bears the brunt, is Professor Zhao of Capital City University. 报纸一出来,就引起了轩然大波,首当其冲的,就是京城大学的赵教授。 As the professor of China highest school. Competes to answer above in the knowledge unexpectedly, has lost to an ordinary worker of junior middle school record, is the professors of Capital City University drops ~ fell, does that worker experience extraordinarily? 身为华夏最高学府的教授。竟然在知识竞答上面,败给了一名初中学历的普通工人,是京城大学的教授堕~落了,还是那个工人见识非凡？ Even if that worker has superhuman. The professors of Capital City University cannot lose! 就算那个工人有三头六臂。京城大学的教授也不能输啊！ School leadership of Capital City University also saw the report, they simultaneously at heart some not good premonition, this matter. Reputation effect on Capital City University is definitely enormous, which department that Professor Zhao is, hurries to look to ask! 京城大学的校领导们也都看到了报道,他们同时心里有了不好的预感,这事儿。肯定对京城大学的口碑影响极大,那个赵教授是哪个系的,赶紧找过来问问！ ...... …… „On that day is this topic that you replied?” School leadership encircle in the same place, is looking at a paper in hand, above is Professor Zhao acts according to the recollection, the topic of writing. “这就是那天你回答的题目？”校领导们围在一起,看着手中的一张纸,上面是赵教授根据回忆,写出来的题目。 Several school leadership you have a look at me, I have a look at you, has swallowed saliva, this topic, seems like their several is indefinite. 几个校领导你看看我,我看看你,都咽了一口口水,这题目,貌似他们也有好几个都不确定啊。 „Did you reply right several problems?” Vice-Principal asked. “你回答对了几道题？”一个副校长问道。 „Nine problems, answered on the tenth problem mistakenly.” “九道题,在第十道题上面答错了。” They hurry to look at the tenth problem, the sex probabilities of tricolor cat, a , 99% are the females \; b , 99% are the male gender \;, 100% are the male gender. 他们都赶紧看第十道题,三色猫的性别概率,a,99%为雌性\;b,99%为雄性\;,100%为雄性。 They looked mutually, according to topic analysis, then the tricolor cats should be the male probability are quite big, but all things do not have absolutely, impossible 100% are the male gender, this problem definitely chooses b , 99% to be the male gender. 他们相互看了看,根据题目分析,那么三色猫应该是雄性的概率比较大,但万事无绝对,不可能100都是雄性,这道题肯定选b,99%为雄性。 „What that you choose?” “你选的什么？” „B that I choose.” Professor Zhao replied. “我选的b。”赵教授回答道。 School leadership was scared, what, is b unexpectedly wrong? Is the answer? 校领导都傻眼了,什么,b竟然是错的？难道答案是？ Professor Zhao continues saying: „Right key is a. This is together the life general knowledge topic, can be said as the biogen topic, I came back to ask the professor of biology department, knew the answer, according to genetics......” 赵教授继续说道:“正确答案是a。这是一道生活常识题,也可以说是生物遗传题,我回来问了生物系的教授,才知道答案,根据遗传学……” Professor Zhao replied has made a mistake, naturally also somewhat refused to accept, after coming back, looked for the professor of biology department, understood the answer was a reason. 赵教授回答错了,自然也有些不服,回来之后,找了生物系的教授,才明白了答案是a的原因。 Several school leadership did not know to say anything, their might as well Professor Zhao, at least Professor Zhao replied correctly nine problems. Why may lose to a worker, you lose to a university student to be also good. 几个校领导也不知道说什么,他们还不如赵教授呢,起码赵教授回答正确了九道题。可为什么偏偏输给了一个工人,你输给一个大学生也好啊。 Asked knows, that worker only knows four problems, through seeking help to have responded three problems, surplus completely is ignorant! 问了才知道,那个工人只知道其中的四道题,通过求助答对了三道题,剩余的全部是蒙的！ ignorant! A worker, closes right up against ignorant, has defeated the professor of their Capital City University, they do not know whether to laugh or cry. 蒙的！一个工人,靠着蒙,战胜了他们京城大学的教授,他们真是哭笑不得。 When they know the original intention that Professor Zhao attended program, to give hometown's education raises funds, cannot say anything. Morals highly here, they, if said that Professor Zhao should not participate, if passes on, what person they did become? 当他们知道赵教授参加节目的初衷,是为了给家乡的教育筹款的时候,也说不出什么了。道德高度在这儿呢,他们谁要是说赵教授不该参加,那要是传出去,他们成什么人了？ However after looking at the topic, they have actually felt relieved, it is estimated that side the magnificence clear university, certainly must send for participating, when the time comes has that side the magnificence clear university to set the base, they did not calculate disgraced. Un, even if the magnificence clear university does not want to participate, they will also agitate. 不过看了题目之后,他们却放心了许多,估计华清大学那边,肯定也要派人参加吧,到时候有华清大学那边垫底,他们就不算丢人了。嗯,就算华清大学不想参加,他们也会鼓动一下的。 Just is thinking, the telephone on principal desk rang. 正想着呢,校长办公桌上的电话就响了。 „Hello, Old Chu, today's Capital City Daily? I looked, how...... You said that the matter of Professor Zhao, does not have anything, although lost, but glorious defeat...... Did your magnificence clear universities have professor to register, for two days must record? Snort, I had no free time to eat meal with you together, am all right hang!” “喂,老楚啊,今天的京城日报？我看了啊,怎么了……你说赵教授的事儿啊,没什么,虽然输了,但虽败犹荣……你们华清大学也有教授报名了,过两天就要录制？哼,我没空跟你一起吃饭,没事就挂了！” Hung up the telephone, on Capital City president of university face has shown the smiling face. Has not waited for him to induce, the magnificence clear university sent for participating unexpectedly on own initiative. Every year snatches student with us, but our Capital City University ranks first, you are only second! 挂断电话,京城大学校长脸上就露出了笑容。还没等他诱导呢,华清大学竟然主动派人参加了。每年都跟我们抢好学生,但我们京城大学就是排名第一,你们只是第二！ How, to think that sends a professor to come up, demonstrated that your strength, then can make more students want to register your school? Ha Ha, if you have that good luck to be also good, what a pity I guess that professor who you send perhaps, the third pass/test cannot cross, when the time comes loses face, was your magnificence clear universities! 怎么的,以为派个教授上去,展示一下你们的实力,然后就能让更多的学生想要报名你们学校？哈哈,你要是有那么好的运气也行,可惜我猜你们派去的那个教授,恐怕第三关都过不了,到时候丢人的,就是你们华清大学了！ The Yang Tai «Wind & Rain Happy Dictionary» column group, received many registration calls today suddenly, what most makes their surprised is, the according to professors are in the majority, really also has the magnificence clear university. 央台《风雨开心辞典》栏目组,今天忽然接到了很多报名电话,最让他们惊讶的是,其中以大学教授居多,竟然还有华清大学的。 But the column group remembers that Feng Yu had said those words, this is a common people stage, do not make that many professors to participate. Therefore they have screened, according to the fame in school, has elected two professors, naturally has of magnificence clear university. 可栏目组记得冯宇说过的那句话,这是一个平民舞台,不要弄出来那么多教授参与。所以他们筛选了一下,按照学校的名气,选了两个教授,其中自然就有华清大学的那位。 However they were sighing that magnificence clear university professor thinks this topic is very good to reply? After he participates in the record, knows that he underestimated the topic the difficulty. 不过他们都在感叹,华清大学这位教授以为这题目很好回答？等他来参加录制后,就知道他太小看题目的难度了。 It is estimated that after the program broadcasts, again won't have the professor to dare to register? The professor treasures the reputation, cannot throw that person! Even if the professor does not care, the school will not agree!( To be continued.) 估计节目播出之后,就不会再有教授敢来报名了吧？教授都爱惜名声,丢不起那个人啊！就算教授不在乎,学校也不会同意的！(未完待续。) ps: Second, front also has one chapter. 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