EG :: Volume #5

#468: Under omnipresent implantation advertisement

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„I announced that the third something by auction, is renowned movie star Liu Daqing...... A hard helmet. It is well known, Liu Daqing is the synonym of beautiful woman, but sometimes, she also has heroic bearing ghost crisp side.” The herd is lifting a blue hard helmet, above is printed with obvious Song River sign LOGO, snowflake of six diamond. “我宣布,第三件拍卖品,是著名影星刘大庆……的一个头盔。众所周知,刘大庆一直都是美女的代名词,但在某些时候,她也有着英姿煞爽的一面。”牛群举着一个蓝色的头盔,上面印有明显的松江牌LOGO,一枚六菱形的雪花。 „Sir, wants need a lift?” Feng Gong imitates Liu Daqing lines, but also has flung the hair, the audience laughs, immediately has brought back them luxuriant that motorcycle advertising reel to Liu Daqing and recollection of Zhu Si. “先生,要搭车吗？”冯巩模仿刘大庆的台词,还甩了一下头发,台下观众爆笑,顿时勾起了他们对刘大庆和朱思茂那个摩托车广告片的回忆。 „This is a lucky hard helmet, since has put on this hard helmet, Liu Daqing has taken to everybody good works.” “这是一顶幸运头盔,自从戴上了这顶头盔,刘大庆带给了大家一个又一个的好作品。” Feng Gong blocks the boast of herd: „Wait / Etc., did not say a moment ago ****** that hat is the lucky hat, how this is the lucky hard helmet, is thing that your here auctions, you said that brings the luck?” 冯巩拦住牛群的吹嘘:“等等,刚才不是说******那顶帽子是幸运帽子吗,怎么这个又是幸运头盔,是不是你这儿拍卖的东西,你都说带来好运气？” „That arrives is not, after is Baldy Chen puts on this hat, grew the hair, you said that is lucky?” Saying of herd exaggeration. “那到也不是,就是陈光头带上这顶帽子后,长出了头发,你说幸运不幸运？”牛群夸张的说道。 „Said that Ge You should pat this hat?” Feng Gong pinches the waist to ask back. “这么说葛优应该拍走这顶帽子喽？”冯巩掐着腰反问。 This year Ge You because just «Story of Editorial department» won the best actor prize, naturally also obtained the knowledge and affection of viewer friend. Ge You at this time is also not bald, but is actually the bald person, might as well bald attractive! 今年葛优刚刚因为《编辑部的故事》获得了最佳男演员奖,当然也获得了观众朋友的熟知和喜爱。葛优此时还不是光头,但却是秃顶,还不如光头好看呢！ Feng Gong this asked that viewer friend is doubling with laughter that smiles. Hard helmet quickly with 2000 high price rackets „selling”! 冯巩这一问,观众朋友又是笑的前仰后合。头盔很快被以2000块的高价拍“卖”了出去！ In this time, a person is riding motorcycle to rush to the stage center suddenly, the single foot bridges motorcycle, lowers the head to take off the hard helmet, flings fiercely beautiful hair. 正在这时,一个人骑着摩托车突然冲上舞台中央,单脚支住摩托车,低头摘下头盔,猛地一甩秀发。 Audiences has broken out the shocking applause. 观众哇的一声就响起了震天的掌声。 Liu Daqing, unexpectedly is Liu Daqing! 刘大庆,竟然是刘大庆！ Ha, was interesting, herd and Feng Gong auction others hard helmets above, now others came, the head is also bringing the hard helmet, your clearly is false. I said that those who remembered initially Liu Daqing to wear was the red hard helmet, the blue color, was the Zhu Si potassium alum. 哈哈哈,有意思了,牛群和冯巩在上面拍卖人家的头盔呢,现在人家来了,头上还带着头盔,你那分明就是假的嘛。我就说,记得当初刘大庆戴的是红头盔,蓝色的,是朱思茂的。 Liu Daqing gives the herd head hard helmet: „You with the wrong hard helmet, this were my, that was Baldy Chen, after putting on, not only the long hair, will not attain also becomes brighter!” 刘大庆将头上的头盔递给牛群:“你拿错头盔了,这才是我的,那个是陈光头的,戴上之后不但不会长头发,拿到还会变得更亮！” That is leading the audience of hard helmet, picks rapidly the hard helmet, doubling with laughter that nearby person smiles. 那个带着头盔的观众,迅速将头盔摘下来,旁边的人都笑的前仰后合。 Liu Daqing has left office, but does not know that has forgotten, motorcycle kept on the stage. 刘大庆下台了,但不知道是不是忘记了,摩托车却留在了台上。 „Commodity time, does the celebrity effect know? Has the Li Ning brand clothing listened? The day pork listens not to have, that is day of Marshal......” “商品时代,名人效应知道吗？李宁牌服装听过没有？天蓬猪肉听过没有,那是天蓬元帅……” Feng Xingtai makes an effort to applaud, has gesticulated to Feng Yu secretly a thumb, can this also advertize? 冯兴泰用力鼓掌,暗暗冲着冯宇比划了一个大拇指,这也能做广告？ The sketch had ended shortly, but motorcycle still on the stage, at this time Ni Ping got on the stage, was saying to everybody: „This Song River sign motorcycle, is the Song River motorcycle first product, is that Liu Daqing rides, now the Bing City Machinery Corporation decision contributes, money that the live auction, sells, donates the dropout in poverty-stricken mountainous area!” 小品眼看着结束了,可摩托车还在台上,这时候倪平走上台,对着大家说道:“这台松江牌摩托车,是松江摩托车的第一台产品,也是刘大庆骑的那一台,现在冰城机械公司决定捐出来,现场拍卖掉,卖得的钱,捐给贫困山区的失学儿童！” Child-care who under the stage Feng Yu arranges lifts up high the right hand immediately: „Our Aihua Electronics leaves 10,000!” 台下冯宇安排好的托儿马上就高举右手:“我们爱华电子出10000！” „Our Wind & Rain Appliances leaves 20,000!” “我们风雨电器出20000！” „Our day pig farm leaves 50,000!” “我们天蓬猪场出50000！” „Our Taihua education fund leaves 100,000! The rescue dropout, this matter, our Taihua education fund does not pass on responsibilities!” “我们泰华教育基金出100000！救助失学儿童,这种事情,我们泰华教育基金是当仁不让！” When others have not responded, Ni Pingxue the appearance of herd, is taking up the auction hammer, points at the representative of that Taihua education fund to say loudly: „Deal!” 在别人还没反应过来的时候,倪平学着牛群的样子,拿起拍卖锤,指着那个泰华教育基金的代表大声说道:“成交！” Simultaneously the auction hammer in hand makes an effort to knock on the table! 同时手中的拍卖锤用力在桌上一敲！ But at this time, the representative of that Taihua education fund came to power to shake hand, simultaneously in a Ni Pingshou contract, has pressed down the hand imprint, making everybody know that this was not the program, real! 而这时候,那个泰华教育基金的代表上台握手,同时在倪平手中的一份合同上,按上了手印,让大家知道,这不是节目,是真的！ Feng Xingtai curious what the representative of Taihua education fund looks on the stage that isn't that Taihua Trading Corporation Little Wu? When had Taihua education fund? 冯兴泰好奇的看着台上那个什么泰华教育基金的代表,那不是泰华贸易公司的小吴吗？还有什么时候有泰华教育基金了？ However lets him do what he pleases, looks is my son's person, went back some to blow with the friend. 不过管他呢,一看就是我儿子的人,回去又有的跟朋友吹了。 A motorcycle 100,000 Yuan cash, has made such an advertisement, but also obtained the applause of audience, even Feng Yu can anticipate that is Taihua Trading Corporation, is Song River sign motorcycle, won very good reputation and reputation. 一台摩托车100000元现金,就做成了这么一个广告,还获得了全场的掌声,甚至冯宇可以预期,会为泰华贸易公司,会为松江牌摩托车,赢得非常好的名声与口碑。 The advertisement energy that especially Feng Yu increases, after Yang Tai leadership looked, agreed to increase, because Feng Yu added that Taihua education fund, but also the plan, donates 50 Hope School this year across the country. 尤其冯宇添加的这个广告还是正能量,央台的领导看了之后,也同意添加了,因为冯宇还说了,泰华教育基金,还打算今年在全国范围内,捐助50所希望小学。 The Hope School in mountainous area, 100,000 have more than enough actually. The children in mountainous area themselves are not many, moreover many places are also very difficult to erect a building, the one-story house is most appropriate. 山区的一所希望小学,100000块其实都用不了。山区的孩子本身就不多,而且很多地方也根本很难盖楼,平房最为合适。 A row of one-story house, a courtyard, gets the cement floor, in addition the lignin furniture, 100,000 dollars sufficed. 50 Hope School, the total price will not surpass surely. 一排平房,一个院子,打上水泥地面,加上木质桌椅,100000块钱就够了。50所希望小学,总价也不会超过千万。 Feng Yu not only made father and mother happy, but also has praised for Corporation, above big leadership, will think Taihua Trading Corporation to be good, Bing City Machinery Corporation was good, Feng Yu was good. 冯宇不但让爸妈高兴了,还替公司扬名了,就算上面的大领导,也会觉得泰华贸易公司不错,冰城机械公司不错,冯宇不错。 ...... …… Zhang Guoli, Liu Yajin and the others sketch «Sales promotion», came up is the rat control spirit and competition of ratsbane, but made Feng Yu changing to the competition of VCD. 张国立、刘亚津等人的小品《推销》,原本上来是灭鼠灵和耗子药的竞争,但让冯宇给改成了VCD的竞争。 Sells Wind & Rain Brand VCD, sells Aihua sign VCD. 一个卖风雨牌VCD,一个卖爱华牌VCD。 From starting ordinary quarrelling, rises to the use allegro, Feng Yu has to acclaim, although made him change the word, but after they revised once more, performance that splendid, not only said Feng Yu to make them say that but also mixed with many comedy burdens. 从开始的普通吵架,上升到使用快板,冯宇不得不赞叹,虽然让他改了词,但两人再次修改过后,表演的还是那么的精彩,不但说出了冯宇想让他们说的,而且其中还夹杂了不少的搞笑包袱。 „Definitely buys our Wind & Rain Brand VCD, said a moment ago, good that Sun Nan sang?” Zhang Guoli shouts loudly. “肯定买我们风雨牌VCD啊,就说刚才,孙南歌唱的好不好？”张国立大声喊道。 „Good ~~~” the entire audience shout loudly. “好~~~”全场观众大声喊道。 Before Sun Nan sang «Red flag Floating», obtained the full house to cheer. Sun Nan wants to sing the new song, but by Yang Tai leadership executing, that song sentiment the love, was too ordinary, is «Red flag Floating» is good! 之前孙南唱了一首《红旗飘飘》,获得满堂喝彩。孙南本想唱新歌的,但被央台的领导给毙了,那首歌情啊爱的,太普通了,还是《红旗飘飘》好！ „It is not right, how did I listen to the applause that the brave is obtaining more a moment ago?” Liu Yajin leads the audience to applaud. Before the brave also sang a song, is that «Daytime Does not understand Night Black». “不对吧,我刚才怎么听着娜英得到的掌声更多呢？”刘亚津带动观众鼓掌。之前娜英也唱了一首歌,就是那首《白天不懂夜的黑》。 Feng Yu leads them to Manager Jia in front of personally, the program director has verified, thinks them to be able the representative mainland popular song, therefore elected. 冯宇亲自把两人带到贾台长面前,节目总导演审核了一下,也觉得两人可以代表内地的流行歌曲,于是就选上了。 On the spring was late, they will be hotter, the popularity is higher, fans are more, VCD that they represented, sales volume also therefore with some promotion. Let alone this sketch, although does not have the product exhibit, but in lines, but everywhere mentioned that VCD of two brands, the effect is not definitely bad! 上了春晚,两人会更火,人气更高,粉丝更多,他们代言的VCD,销量也会因此跟着有些提升。更何况这个小品,虽然没有产品展示出来,但台词里面,可是处处提到两个品牌的VCD,效果肯定也不差！ ...... …… Zhang Ruiqiang looks in home is spring late, when the first magic changes a Aihua sign personal stereo, and has given back to a close view time, he knows that this definitely cannot withdraw the relations with Feng Yu! 张瑞强在家中看春晚呢,当第一个魔术就变出来一台爱华牌随身听,而且还给了一个近景的时候,他就知道,这肯定跟冯宇脱不开关系！ Then, he notes the Wind & Rain Brand super electric fan, appeared on the tables under all stages. This is also not anything, he discovers in these programs, any place that can place the super electric fan, basic, no matter the program is reasonable. 接下来,他就注意到风雨牌的超级电风扇,出现在了所有台下的桌上。这还不算什么,他发现这些节目中,凡是能摆放超级电风扇的地方,就都有一台,根本不管节目合不合理。 The representative of that anything Taihua education fund, radically is Taihua Trading Corporation Wu Zhigang. These he did not say anything, but finally that sketch «Sales promotion» what's the matter, simply sells the Feng Yu Corporation product, VCD of two brands are Feng Yu! 那什么泰华教育基金的代表,根本就是泰华贸易公司的吴志刚。这些他也都不说什么,但最后那个小品《推销》是怎么回事,干脆就是推销冯宇公司的产品,两个品牌的VCD都是冯宇的！ Zhang Ruiqiang can determine now completely...... Feng Yu this boy, advertisement, achieved spring in the late stage unexpectedly! 张瑞强现在可以完全确定了……冯宇这小子,竟然把广告,做到春晚舞台上了！
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