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#358: Under the slogan and slogan of party

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„Wind & Rain Appliances, technical change life!” “风雨电器,科技改变生活！” When TaiHua Company's staff neat raising up brand, and shouted slogan time, Xu Yipeng any words has not wanted to say. 当泰华公司的员工齐刷刷的竖起牌子,并喊出口号的时候,徐一鹏已经什么话都不想说了。 The staff of other units with expression of difference looks at the Taihua Corporation staff the time, the TaiHua Company's person not only does not have any embarrassed expression, instead complacent. 其他单位的职工用异样的眼神看着泰华公司员工的时候,泰华公司的人不但没有任何不好意思的表情,反而一个个洋洋得意。 Are you representatives who the unit elects? Our TaiHua Company's person, all came! 你们都是单位选出来的代表吧？我们泰华公司的人,全来了！ You come to here to watch the program, doesn't have the wages? Our wages sum total provides . Moreover the bonus also full amount provides! 你们来这儿看节目,没有工资吧？我们工资全额发放,而且奖金也足额发放！ What you come to here to sit is the train hard seat? We take plane! 你们来这儿坐的是火车硬座吧？我们都是坐飞机过来的！ What you live is the ordinary boarding house, what eats is the ordinary meal? What we live is the hotel, what eats was Quanjude, Boss reimburses, cannot eat also to be able take-out! 你们住的是普通招待所,吃的是普通饭菜吧？我们住的是大酒店,吃的是全聚德,老板报销,吃不了还可以打包！ What you either put on is own ordinary clothes, either is the work clothes of unit? Complete set western-style clothing and leather shoes that we send, is the name brand! 你们要么穿的是自己的普通衣服,要么是单位的工服吧？我们发的全套西装、皮鞋,全是名牌！ A your monthly salary how many? Has the bonus? Our not only wages are in national advanced standard, each month bonus, is higher than the wages, we also reimburse the expense of bp machine, next year starting from, each staff will also send the motorcycle oil fee, do your which units have this treatment? 你们一个月工资多少？有奖金没有？我们不但工资处于全国领先水平,每个月的奖金,比工资还高,我们还报销bp机的费用,明年开始,每个员工还发摩托车油费,你们哪个单位有这待遇？ We are the TaiHua Company's staff, we are proud! 我们是泰华公司的员工,我们骄傲！ Also did our slogans have the mistake? We with the science and technology, changed everybody's life! Chief Feng said that this year's year-end bonus, a person of super electric fan, the current price on market is several thousand! The new year's celebration also has the red package, luxurious feasting. Whole family one month could not finish eating! 再说我们这个标语有错吗？我们就是用科技,改变了大家的生活！冯总可是说了,今年的年终奖,一人一台超级电风扇,市场价可是好几千呢！过年还有红包,还有鸡鸭鱼肉。一家人一个月都吃不完！ Does not have the means that the TaiHua Company's treatment. Only can make others envy, making the person look, this was Chief Feng says! 没办法,泰华公司的待遇。就只能让别人羡慕,让人仰望,这是冯总自己说的！ When Wu Zhigang mounts the stage to receive an award on behalf of Taihua Trading Corporation, he carried Feng Yu to prepare the good lines: „Thank the support of Bing City city government, thank the Bing City aircraft factory and Bing City Motor Factory and support of Capital City Yadu Corporation, thank Mr. Feng Xingtai and Ms. Zhang Muhua support. Thank Mr. Li Shiqiang and support of Ms. Feng Danying. Science and technology. Always should use above changing the life of common people, this point, our Taihua Corporation has achieved, believes you, same can achieve. Let us use the science and technology together, the change life, the change in the future!” 当吴志刚代表泰华贸易公司上台领奖的时候,他又背出了一段冯宇准备好的台词:“感谢冰城市政~府的支持和帮助,感谢冰城飞机制造厂、冰城电机厂、京城亚都公司的支持和帮助,感谢冯兴泰先生、张沐华女士的的支持和帮助。感谢李世强先生、冯丹英女士的支持和帮助。科技。从来就应该用在改变老百姓的生活上面,这一点,我们泰华公司做到了,相信你们,一样能够做到。让我们一起用科技,改变生活,改变未来！” These words said that under the stage bursts into thunderous applause. Feng Xingtai and Zhang Muhua applaud make an effort, hear not to have. This thanks me! Mr. and Mrs. Li Shiqiang this time has not come, the Taihua Trading Corporation matter, asked him to help the tube two days temporarily. 这句话说完,台下掌声雷动。冯兴泰和张沐华鼓掌最为用力,听到没有。这是感谢我呢！李世强夫妇这次没有来,泰华贸易公司的事儿,暂时也请他帮忙管两天。 Some Company leadership and experts and professors, is pondering Wu Zhigang these words: Science and technology. Always should use above changing the life of common people! 一些企业的领导和专家教授们,也都在思考吴志刚这句话:科技。从来就应该用在改变老百姓的生活上面！ Several departments ~ leadership of committee nodded to look mutually, nods, good that this Taihua Corporation, made! 几个部~委的领导相互点头看了看,同时点点头,这个泰华公司,做的不错！ Xu Yipeng takes the list of acceptance carefully to look that behind did not have the nominations of Taihua xx Corporation again, what slogan this chapter will not have again, what slogan? 徐一鹏拿着入围的名单仔细看,后面再也没有泰华xx公司的提名了,这回不会再有什么口号,什么标语了吧？ What may make them unable to think is. Bing City Motor Factory, gave him to come all of a sudden. 可让他们想不到的是。冰城电机厂,又给他来了一下子。 „Bing City Motor Factory, struggles courageously advanced!” “冰城电机厂,奋勇争先进！” your mother, is Bing City comes, the unit that these Bing City come, has reached an agreement, puts on series ~ a clothing, lifts brand to hit the slogan, has the slogan, they must do! 尼玛,又是冰城来的,这些冰城来的单位,是不是都商量好了,都穿着统~一的服装,都举牌子打标语,都有口号,他们要干什么！ This matter, must sue with leadership, must process these units, processes leadership of these units, this is Yang Tai, is not your Bing City, you want to be how what kind of! 这事儿,必须跟领导投诉,一定要处理这些单位,处理这些单位的领导,这是央台,不是你们冰城,你们想怎样就怎样啊！ However was good, behind did not have any Bing City Corporation, even linked Longjiang Corporation not to have. One northeast engineer wins individual award. This senior engineer is the research institute, the person of research institute, will definitely not hold the slogan, shouted the slogan, the tonight's disaster, passed finally! 不过好了,后面没有任何一家冰城的公司了,甚至连龙江的公司也没有。只有一位东北的工程师获得个人奖项。这个老工程师是研究所的,研究所的人,肯定不会举标语,喊口号,今晚的灾难,总算是过去了！ ...... …… Li Na they look at Feng Yu, was needless saying that these matters, definitely could not be inseparable from Feng Yu, others will not do! 李娜他们都看着冯宇,不用说,这些事儿,肯定跟冯宇脱不了干系,别人就不会这么干！ From enters the telecast hall, they see on the front table is putting humidifier, knows that is the idea of Feng Yu, looked again a moment ago, Feng Yu took the lead to applaud, can this matter have to run? 从一进入演播厅,他们看到前面桌子上放着的加湿器,就知道是冯宇的主意,再看刚才,冯宇带头鼓掌,这事儿还能有跑了？ However they somewhat are also strange, Motor Factory and Bingfei Factory slogan, probably with machinery Corporation, Taihua Corporation and other slogan difference many, is very traditional, while has much...... Innovative spirit! 不过他们又有些奇怪,电机厂、冰飞厂的口号,好像跟机械公司、泰华公司等口号差了不少啊,一边很传统,一边很有……创新精神！ Especially they hear „Yun Xiang clothes flower to accommodate, the pig thinks the putting on weight person thinks red” time, doubling with laughter of smiling. Other audiences are also same, cannot help smiling. 尤其是他们听到“云想衣裳花想容,猪想发福人想红”的时候,一个个笑的前仰后合。其他观众也是一样,都忍俊不禁。 They thought this pig farm too two, called any day of pig farm, but has not actually noted, they have remembered the day of pig three characters! 他们都觉得这个养猪场的太二了,叫什么天蓬猪场,但却没注意到,他们心里都记住了天蓬猪三个字！ This is effect that Feng Yu wants, this party, he must record the compact disc in the future, bestows along with Wind & Rain Brand vcd, when the time comes vcd enters everyone, this advertisement also quite in entering everyone, has not needed to spend. 这就是冯宇想要的效果,这台晚会,将来他是要刻录成光盘,随着风雨牌vcd赠送的,到时候vcd进入千家万户,这广告也就相当于进入了千家万户,还不用花钱的。 He starts informs Motor Factory and Bingfei Factory such to do, Li Shiyou and Hou Haitao hesitate, but Feng Yu said that this is one time demonstrated the Company culture the good opportunity, making the whole nations remember the good opportunity of their unit, you do not grasp to regret. 他开始通知电机厂、冰飞厂这么做的时候,李世友、侯海涛都非常犹豫,但冯宇说这可是一次展示企业文化的好机会,让全国人民都记住他们单位的好机会,你们不把握就后悔去吧。 They noticed that machinery Corporation and TaiHua Company's people have prepared the slogan and slogan, they also hurry to prepare. Although does not know that such achieves the bottom to be appropriate, but the law does not punish numerous offenders, everybody such makes, should be all right? Also Feng Yu did not say, he has the right to speak at this party very much, he said being all right, should really be all right, Feng Yu is also insufficient the pit they. 他们看到机械公司、泰华公司的人都准备了标语和口号,他们也才赶紧准备的。虽然不知道这么做到底合不合适,但法不责众,大家都这么弄,应该没事儿吧？再说冯宇不是说了,他在这个晚会很有话语权么,他都说了没事儿,应该就真的没事儿,冯宇还不至于坑他们。 But Feng Yu gives slogan that they think, was given up by them, these anything slogan. Bingfei Factory, flies to ascend the sky, Bing City airplane in Yun Dian. Bing City Motor Factory, generates electricity my Boss . 可冯宇给他们想的口号,都被他们放弃了,那些都什么口号啊。冰飞厂,飞上天,冰城飞机在云颠。冰城电机厂,发电我老大。 This is the slogan, nursery song also almost. Moreover this is immodest, how can use this slogan? Had not been smiled by the brother unit, how can on the television? 这是口号么,儿歌还差不多。而且这也太不谦虚了,怎么能用这种口号呢？还不被兄弟单位笑死,怎么能上电视？ Feng Yu also can only sigh to give up, they do not know that this slogan is simply is better, more rapidness that more singlish disseminates. In any case they are the state-owned enterprises, now does not worry the order, you are not willing to knock it off, my Corporation, must use these slogans in any case, making the whole nations remember us! 冯宇也只能叹口气放弃了,他们根本不知道,这口号就是越简单越好,越朗朗上口传播的越快。反正他们都是国企,现在也不愁订单了,你们不愿意拉倒,反正我的公司,必须用这些口号,让全国人民都记住我们！ ...... …… „The first China contribution award, Company of health contribution award acceptance has, Hangzhou Wahaha stock Limited Company.” “第一届华夏贡献奖,健康贡献奖入围的企业有,杭城乐哈哈股份有限公司。” „Has drunk Wahaha, eats meal is fragrant!” Wahaha promotion video clip that on the screen shows, comes up is one group of children, is taking the Wahaha oral, was shouting the Wahaha message with one voice. “喝了乐哈哈,吃饭就是香！”屏幕上放出来的乐哈哈宣传短片,上来就是一群小孩子,拿着乐哈哈的口服液,齐声喊着乐哈哈的广告词。 When the scene sweep to the auditorium, the Wahaha staff representatives were actually shouting 123, stood completely, has held up huge brand, above was the Wahaha cartoon image, was their pictorial trademarks. 当镜头扫到观众席,乐哈哈的员工代表们竟然喊着123,全部站起来,举起了一个巨大的牌子,上面是乐哈哈的卡通形象,也是他们的商标图案。 Listened to ear to transmit „has drunk Wahaha that the Wahaha staff shouted with one voice, after eating meal is fragrance”, Xu Yipeng directly ear Mai Shuai on the ground! 听着耳麦里传来乐哈哈员工齐声喊的“喝了乐哈哈,吃饭就是香”后,徐一鹏直接把耳麦摔在地上！ This damn Wahaha Corporation mixed, he southern did Corporation, what have to occur together with Feng Yu? How good study, doesn't study this only?! 这tm乐哈哈公司怎么也掺和进来了,丫一个南方的公司,跟冯宇有什么交集吗？怎么好的不学,净学这个？！ He thinks after northeast Corporation did not have, will not have this situation again, which knows that is Wahaha is lifting brand biggest, obviously is long-premeditated! 他本以为东北的公司没了之后,不会再有这种情况,哪知道就属乐哈哈举着的牌子个头最大,明显是蓄谋已久！ Xu Yipeng has gotten angry, next year loves damn, when this Director Awards Ceremony who worked as, my damn this leadership did not investigate that I do not work as absolutely! 徐一鹏怒了,明年爱tm谁当这个颁奖晚会总导演谁来当好了,我tm就算这次领导不追究,我也绝对不当了！ Solemn party director, the national row on number party successful director, must by the audience irritating!( To be continued.) 堂堂一个晚会总导演,全国排的上号的晚会大导演,就要被观众给气死了！(未完待续。) ps: Thank the book friend Something went wrong two beginning of the month, asked to guarantee a minimum in everybody hand to have, to the fourth child a point? This is first, second is at around 2 : 00 pm. ps:感谢书友[Not Found]的两张月初,求保底大家手里有,给老四一点呗？这是第一更,第二更在下午两点前后。 ... ...
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