EG :: Volume #11

#1021: All is BUG( asked to subscribe asks ticket)

LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

Feng Yu has constructed a number simply, comes up, has not worn the clothes. However the character is not clear , can only look at a general idea, key place anything cannot look. 冯宇简单的建了一个号,一上来,就是没穿衣服的。不过人物并没有太清晰,也只能看个大概罢了,关键部位还是啥都看不出来的。 Feng Yu uses hand computer screen: „You planned that limits the age of player this game? No matter the male number female number, the same request has the underwear!” 冯宇用手点点电脑屏幕:“你们是打算将这款游戏限制玩家的年龄吗？不管是男号还是女号,一律要求有内衣！” Cui Hero curls the lip, the matter are really many, does this game, have the child to play? Also, this is less appealing. However this is not the major problem, perhaps their programmer day has more than enough, can handle. 崔雄撇撇嘴,事儿真多,这游戏,难道还有小孩子玩吗？再说了,这样不是更吸引人么。不过这也不是什么大问题,他们的程序员或许一天都用不了,就能搞定。 „Has the game manager? Gives me this character to rise the subordinate.” “有游戏管理员吗？给我这人物升下级。” Cui Hero beckons, a programmer comes, turns on another computer, then trades to a Feng Yu equipment, on after the Feng Yu clothing, has chopped a chicken casually, rose ten levels, and in the backpack also presented 10 million gold coins. 崔雄一招手,一个程序员过来,打开另外一台电脑,然后交易给冯宇一件装备,冯宇穿戴上后,随便砍了一只鸡,就升了十级,并且背包里还出现了10000000金币。 „You, construct a number, did not say that this game does have the transaction function?” “你,建个号,不是说这游戏有交易功能吗？” The programmers have gawked, the function of this game, have some people told this super rich and powerful people? He knows that has the transaction function? 程序员愣了一下,这游戏的功能,有人跟这位超级富豪说过吗？他怎么知道有交易功能？ However he immediately constructed in one to measure the trumpet, stood the Feng Yu opposite. 不过他还是马上建了一个内测小号,站到了冯宇的对面。 Feng Yu starts to throw toward the ground gold coin, that programmer shouts immediately: „Transaction must face-to-face, not throw on the ground, this will be picked by other people.” 冯宇将身上的金币开始往地上扔,那个程序员马上喊道:“交易要面对面,不是扔在地上,这样会被其他人捡到。” Weng Zhijian to the Feng Yu translation, Feng Yu white that programmer eyes, this he knows certainly, but he to let backpack inside gold coin quantity now, becomes 1000001, this digit...... May have the charm. 翁志坚给冯宇翻译过后,冯宇白了那个程序员一眼,这个他当然知道,不过他现在是为了让背包里面的金币数量,成为1000001,这个数字……可是非常有魔力的。 Feng Yu controls the character to run up to front of the trumpet of that programmer, selects the transaction window. 冯宇控制人物跑到那个程序员的小号面前,点开交易窗口。 Flings your face blood to with you trade, agreed? 甩你一脸血要跟你进行交易,是否同意？ The programmers agreed certainly, to demonstrate, he in the transaction frame best room a ring, as for the Feng Yu that number name, he has still treated as has not seen. Feng Yu constructs the number time, twitching that their many people of corners of the mouth keep, but does not dare to say anything. 程序员当然同意了,为了演示,他还在交易框上房了一枚戒指,至于冯宇那个号的名字,他就当做没看见。冯宇建号的时候,他们好多人嘴角就不停的抽搐,但又不敢说什么。 Places in 1000000 gold coins the transaction frame, then in the money frame of transaction frame, Feng Yu inputs 1000001 this digit, the click determined. 将1000000金币放在交易框中,然后在交易框的金钱框中,冯宇输入1000001这个数字,点击确定。 Springs a dialog box, in the backpack the gold coin cannot be 0, but in dialog box that the opposite party sees, demonstrated is actually 1000000 gold coins, after the click transaction, the opposite party placed the ring in transaction frame to arrive in the backpack of Feng Yu character, but the gold coin of Feng Yu transaction, because of system bug, returned to own backpack, he was equal to having not spent, but has bought the equipment! 弹出一个对话框,背包中金币不能为0,而对方看到的对话框上,显示却是1000000金币,点击交易后,对方放在交易框中的戒指已经到了冯宇人物的背包里,而冯宇交易的金币,也因为系统bug,回到了自己的背包里,他相当于没花钱,而买到了装备！ Feng Yu makes an effort to pound on the table: „This retarded bug, haven't your programmers discovered? Like this, won't multiply does not spend to deceive the equipment? Whose also meeting does dare to purchase the equipment with money?” 冯宇用力一拍桌子:“这种弱智的bug,你们的程序员都没发现吗？这样以后不是会滋生很多不花钱骗装备的？那谁还会敢用金钱来购买装备？” Cui Hero face darken, points at that chief programmer to start to reprove, and warned the opposite party, must repair this bug immediately, must the quickest speed! 崔雄脸色阴沉,指着那个首席程序员就开始训斥,并告诫对方,必须马上修复这个bug,要最快的速度！ Feng Yu beckons with the hand: „This plays several maps, among the maps divides? The server is separated? If stands in the intersection points of two maps exactly, what will have?” 冯宇摆摆手:“这游戏好几个地图啊,地图之间是怎么分的？服务器是分开的吗？如果恰好站在两个地图的交界处,会发生什么？” Cui Hero stares the big eye, turns head to look to another programmer. That programmer felt suddenly the special heat, on the forehead has seeped out the thin perspiration. 崔雄瞪大眼睛,扭头看向另外一个程序员。那个程序员忽然感觉特别的热,脑门上渗出了细汗。 „Haven't you done the experiment? A game, does such roughly, hasn't done including the basic test? This is also thinking pushes to the market? Kanda, these remember.” “你们没做过实验？一个游戏,做的这么粗糙就算了,连基本的测试都没做过吗？这样还想着推向市场呢？龟田,这些都记下来。” Kameido Masao arranges the person to write down immediately, then despises looks at Cui Hero, you do not blow your games to have well how, computer programming how perfect, this many a while, Boss had found these many bug! 龟田正雄马上安排人记下来,然后鄙夷的看着崔雄,你们不是吹你们的游戏有多么的好么,程序设计多么的完美,这才多一会儿啊,老板就找到了这么多bug！ „What issue perhaps doesn't have?” Another programmer braces oneself to say. “或许没什么问题呢？”另一个程序员硬着头皮说道。 „Right? That tries to trade the function.” “是吗？那来试试交易功能吧。” Two maps, are two servers operate, but at this time, presented another bug of legendary early time, has brushed! 两个地图,是两个服务器运行,而这时候,就出现了传奇早期的另一个bug,就是过界刷！ The city and poisonous snake mountain valley back and forth walk, in all things the backpack, including goods, trades opposite happen to stands in an opposite character, then the winding, comes up again, will appear in the previous server, but the thing in backpack, will have stayed behind, but in the package of opposite party, then has completely, this can an equipment, turn into two! 城和毒蛇山谷来回走,将背包内所有的东西,包括身上的物品,交易给对面的正好站在对面的一个人物,然后下线,再上来,就会出现在前一服务器,而背包里的东西,会有一些留下了,而对方的包里,则全部都有,这样就可以将一件装备,变成两件！ Feng Yu is pointing at computer screen with the hand, saying of hating bitterly: „Is this you have tested the transaction function? An equipment, turned into two, is that so long as had one to be good to equip to appear, immediately can to equip on? What meaning does drop rate of that equipment have? How should the value of equipment manifest?” 冯宇用手指着电脑屏幕,痛心疾首的说道:“这就是你们实验过的交易功能？一件装备,变成了两件,那是不是只要有一件好装备出现了,就马上能够让所有人都装备上？那装备的爆率还有什么意思？装备的价值该如何体现？” „This...... This......” that programmer makes excuses the half of the day, a few words have not said. “这个……这个……”那个程序员支支吾吾半天,一句话都没说出来。 Cui Xiongzhen wants to choke to death this programmer, your damn has not tested has spoken frankly, did not say that has tested. Now was good, was held bug by the opposite party, this does not appear we tests the personnel is deceives radically! 崔雄真想把这个程序员掐死,你tm没有测试过就直说啊,非说测试过了。现在好了,被对方抓住bug,这不是显得我们测试人员根本就是糊弄么！ Feng Yu shakes the head, turns head to say to Kameido Masao: „Writes down, their programmers like deceiving both superiors and subordinates, lack the work ethics.” 冯宇摇摇头,回头冲着龟田正雄说道:“记下来,他们的程序员喜欢欺上瞒下,缺乏职业道德。” Then Feng Yu controls the character to run up to daytime gate, the gold coin in backpack, is 1002000, ties up the gold bar to the daytime gate warehouse, finally after taking out a gold bar, the gold coin quantity has not reduced, Feng Yu one minute, brushes the gold bar of entire backpack, then throws on the ground , to continue to brush. 然后冯宇控制人物跑到白日门,背包里的金币,正好是1002000,到白日门仓库捆绑金条,结果取出一根金条后,金币数量并没有减少,冯宇一分钟的时间,刷出来整个背包的金条,然后扔在地上,继续刷。 Feng Yu turns head to look at Cui Hero: „What's wrong, the gold bar gives free? Does that also hit the gold coin to do? Took the money directly well.” 冯宇回头看着崔雄:“怎么,金条是免费给的吗？那还打金币干什么？直接来取钱就好了啊。” Cui Hero turns around, holds to encircle after behind another programmer: „You go to solve this problem to me immediately, could not solve, you did not use!” 崔雄一转身,抓住围在身后的另外一个程序员:“你马上去给我解决这个问题,解决不了,你就不用来了！” Feng Yu gains ground, Kameido Masao this time did not need Feng Yu saying that loudly told the subordinate: „Writes down, the bug loophole are too many, the programmer technology is not trustworthy.” 冯宇一抬头,龟田正雄这次不用冯宇说,就大声吩咐下属:“记下来,bug漏洞太多,程序员技术不值得信赖。” After translating Kameido Masao these words translate, Cui Hero complexion becomes blacker! 当翻译将龟田正雄这句话翻译出来后,崔雄的脸色变得更黑了！ What's the matter, this game passes through in dozens programmers to measure obviously, they have not discovered these issues, has this Feng Yu casual lane lane, discovered why these many bug? 怎么回事,这游戏明明经过几十名程序员内测过,他们都没发现这些问题,为什么这个冯宇随随便便弄一弄,就发现了这么多的bug？ These bug were some programmer has discovered that hasn't reported with Corporation? However is impossible, these many, if who has discovered that according to the Corporation reward mechanism, he should be able to receive many bonuses, before nobody has reported with him! 难道说这些bug是某位程序员发现了,并没有跟公司汇报吗？但是不可能啊,这么多,如果是谁发现了,按照公司的奖励机制,他应该能拿到不少奖金的,之前没人跟他汇报过啊！ „Can your this servers have one to save the time of plate? You prepare, I trade in this time, what will have?” Asking that Feng Yu smiles. “你们这个服务器会有一个存盘的时间吧？你准备一下,我在这个时间进行交易,会发生什么呢？”冯宇笑眯眯的问道。 After the Feng Yu demonstration is completed, discovered that in their backpacks, presents the similar equipment. 当冯宇演示完成后,发现两人的背包里,出现同样的装备。 „Is impossible, in this has certainly one to be false, unusable.” “不可能,这里面一定有一个是假的,不能用。” Feng Yu nods: „This, do you recognize through the code of equipment? If I do not use, but takes away the promotion? Were the codes of two equipment different? That, two equipment really?” 冯宇点点头:“这样啊,那你们是通过装备的代码进行识别是吧？如果我不用,而是拿去升级呢？两个装备的代码就不同了吧？那是不是,两个装备就都是真的了？” The programmers were scared, this issue, he had not considered before. 程序员傻眼了,这个问题,他之前从来没考虑过。 Feng Yu stands: „Then big a while, discovery these many loopholes, Kanda, is this very good game that you said? This anything broken plays!” 冯宇站起来:“这才多大一会儿啊,就发现这么多的漏洞,龟田,这就是你说的一个很不错的游戏？这什么破游戏啊！” Broken game...... 破游戏…… Cui Xiongzhang opening mouth, wanted to refute, actually discovered that he is unable to refute. These many loopholes, had been discovered casually such short time, trades to do is they, thinks that is the broken game? 崔雄张了张嘴,想要反驳,却发现他真的无法反驳。这么多的漏洞,被人这么短的时间随便就发现了,换做是他们,也会认为是破游戏吧？ This Corporation, but can also sell? 这公司,还能卖出去吗？ ......( To be continued.) ……(未完待续。)
To display comments and comment, click at the button