EN :: Volume #11 神魔战场

#821: spicy eyes


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Quick end of the month, asked several monthly tickets 【快月底了,求几张月票】 farting, regarding cultivator, that is very simple matter. So long as long as has true essence magic power in the body, can easily achieve, but, farting is very simple, how to put good fart, puts big fart that spreads all eternity, Sikong Zhaixing indicated, this point is not easy, is not simple. In this must achieve the heart to be optional, the air/Qi walks at will. 放屁,对于修士来说,那是很简单的事情。但凡只要有真元法力在身,都可以轻易做到,不过,放屁很简单,如何放一个好屁,放一个流传千古的大屁,司空摘星表示,这一点都不容易,一点都不简单。这里面必须要做到心随意到,气随意走。 Reposes the mind thought. 将心神意念都寄托在内。 So can fart collapsing heaven, shake the sun and moon. 如此才能一屁崩天,撼动日月 From initially in World First Martial Dao Assembly fart collapsed but actually Sovereign Green, Sikong Zhaixing discovered, oneself within the body suddenly awakened fate aperture, this fate aperture is called Farting Sovereign fate aperture impressively. 自当初在天下第一武道大会中一屁崩倒绿皇之后,司空摘星就发现,自己体内竟然觉醒了一道命窍,这道命窍赫然就叫做屁皇命窍 After this fate aperture awakens, Sikong Zhaixing never dares to say outward, but actually finishes to train hard daily, quenchings Power of Source unceasingly, for is the day. To be in the future when seeing Sovereign Green, there is winning lethal card. 这道命窍觉醒后,司空摘星从来不敢往外说,但却是日日精修苦练,不断淬炼本源之力,为的就是这一天。为的就是将来在看到绿皇时,有致胜的杀手锏 Sees Sovereign Green because of daily in the mind hitting the target complaint, eliminates thoroughly to his dreading. Turns around to approaching Sovereign Green the buttocks. 看到绿皇就是因为日日在脑海中的怨念,彻底打消对他的忌惮。转身就将屁股对向绿皇 Farting Sovereign fate aperture Five Spice Arhat Fart!!” 屁皇命窍五香罗汉屁!!” Looked that I am mad collapsing heaven!!” “看我一气崩天!!” The Sikong Zhaixing appearance is fierce, the opens the mouth exudes one to bellow. 司空摘星面目狰狞,张口发出一声大吼。 This air/Qi extraordinary air/Qi. Air/Qi Connect to Heaven. 这气非凡气。一气可通天 Bang!! 砰!! Spreads one behind the Sikong Zhaixing buttocks crack. Exhaust discharges from within the body. This air/Qi from invisible has changed into visible . Moreover, is colorful, can see five qi body that distinguishes right from wrong interlock together, changes into Arhat Golden Body unexpectedly, outside the body of arhat, the five colors imaginary glittering, as if has five qis to ascend. Lifelike. 司空摘星屁股后面传出一声炸响。一股尾气从体内排放出去。这气已经从无形化为有形,而且,还是五颜六色的,能看出泾渭分明的五道气体交错在一起,竟然化为一尊罗汉金身,在罗汉的身外,五色幻光闪烁,似乎有五气在升腾。栩栩如生。 After appearing, immediately toward the Sovereign Green rush in the past. 一出现后,顿时就朝着绿皇冲杀过去。 Can see, on this arhat ascends five very|10 points strange fearful smells, these five qi body, together, that is alone fragrant, endures the expressing admiration fragrance, making one smell, feels incomparable enjoyment. 能看到,这尊罗汉身上升腾起五股十分诡异可怕的气味,这五股气体,单独一道,那就是香的,堪称奇香,让人闻到,感觉到无比的享受。 This five spices arhat with green fire collision together that Sovereign Green wields, just like having the intelligence, is brandishing the fist, a move of arhat fist bombardment on green fire, must green fire direct bang broken collapse to extinguish. Then, green fire is very strange, as if (similar) is illusory, penetrated the past from five spices arhat directly, went toward Sikong Zhaixing as before. 这尊五香罗汉绿皇挥出的绿火碰撞在一起,宛如有神智般,挥舞着拳头,一招罗汉拳轰击在绿火上,要将绿火直接轰碎崩灭。然则,绿火很诡异,仿佛虚幻的一样,直接从五香罗汉身上穿透过去,依旧朝着司空摘星而去。 However, five spices arhat has not stopped, under a strength, appears in front of Sovereign Green as before, on that arhat face shows a strange smiling face. That seems like some type to smile evilly. five qis interlocks to fuse together. 不过,五香罗汉并没有停止,依旧在一股力量下,出现在绿皇面前,那罗汉脸上露出一丝诡异的笑容。那似乎是某种邪笑。身上五气交错融合在一起 Immediately, a fearful picture appeared. 顿时,一种可怕的画面出现了。 Entire reveres five spices arhat to bloom suddenly five colors strange light, the entire body inflates fiercely, with, without hesitation blasted out in front of Sovereign Green. 整尊五香罗汉骤然间绽放出五色奇光,整个身躯剧烈膨胀,跟着,毫不犹豫的就在绿皇面前炸开了。 hōng lóng lóng!! 轰隆隆!! This explosion thunderous is more intense. very|10 points overbearing. Destructive power incomparable Berserk of that explosion, has a arhat collapsing heaven imposing manner, contains the strength of arhat, is very strong, its might, is not absolutely inferior in any Fate Aperture Realm powerhouse strikes full power, even, the destructive power is stronger. 这一声爆炸比雷鸣更加激烈。十分霸道。那爆炸的破坏力无比狂暴,带着一种罗汉崩天的气势,蕴含罗汉之力,力量极强,其威力之强,绝对不逊色于任何命窍境强者全力一击,甚至,破坏力更强。 „, Smelly. Nose of this sovereign.” “啊,臭啊。本皇的鼻子。” Only hears the two|tael sound pitiful yell sound to pass on simultaneously. 只听到声惨叫声同时传出来。 Outside the Sovereign Green body appears a layer|one level green water screen, covers the whole body, under the five spices arhat explosion, without has the damage to it unexpectedly, is only green water screen collapse open/start, but, Sovereign Green is a pitiful yell, the two|tael only claw grasps the nose. The eyes straighten, one gawked dull, with is the opens the mouth unceasing vomit. Ate shortly after food to spit completely. 绿皇身外浮现出一层绿色水幕,将全身笼罩,五香罗汉爆炸下,竟然没有对其产生损伤,只是将绿色水幕崩开,但紧接着,绿皇就是一声惨叫,只爪子抱住鼻子。双眼发直,一下呆愣了,跟着就是张口不断的呕吐。才吃下去没多久的食物全部吐了出来。 Vomits, while called out pitifully. Flees from that five colors confusion fog region fast. Is tumbling the vomit on the ground. 一边呕吐,一边惨叫。快速逃离那片五色迷雾区域。在地上翻滚着呕吐。 That is the expression that wishes one could dead. 那是恨不得去死的表情。 But Sima Zhaixing is completely a sad and shrill pitiful yell, when that Sovereign Green across five spices arhat, falls on, that is the solid fever on the buttocks, the clothes on buttocks was lit instantaneously, reveals the big buttocks. Even if Sikong Zhaixing first time revolution cultivation base magic power, forms to protect body true astral outside the body, does not have the means to prevent green fire as before completely, that green fire, very|10 points overbearing. Like eating of tarsal bone. 司马摘星就完全是一种凄厉的惨叫,那绿皇穿过五香罗汉,落在身上时,那是结结实实的烧在屁股上,在屁股上的衣服瞬间就被点燃,露出好大的屁股。哪怕是司空摘星第一时间运转修为法力,在身外形成护体真罡,依旧没办法完全阻挡绿火,那绿火,十分霸道。如同跗骨之蛀。 However, Sima Zhaixing is also uncommon, does not know that underpants that he wears are what material do, all over the body is scarlet-red, impressively is red underpants. green fire burns above, sends out the a layer|one level scarlet unusual brightness unexpectedly, blocks part green fire. A Sima Zhaixing pitiful yell that although burns, does not have the means to have the injury to it completely. It can be said that is away from the red underpants to roast his buttocks. Same is the pain. 不过,司马摘星也是不凡,不知道他穿着的那条内裤是什么材料做的,通体是赤红色,赫然是条红内裤。绿火烧在上面,竟然散发出一层赤色宝光,将绿火挡住一部分。虽然烧的司马摘星一阵惨叫,却没办法完全对其产生伤害。可以说是隔着红内裤在烤着他的屁股。一样是痛啊。 „, Pain, my buttocks. Caught fire. Caught fire. „ “啊,痛啊,我的屁股。着火了。着火了。“ Sikong Zhaixing is calling out pitifully unceasingly running wildly. Fierce makes toward the ground the buttocks, must with the soil the fire on buttocks putting off. But sits, entire jumped, the buttocks were scalded, the pain, sat, restless. Really is miserable beyond description. Sits quickly, the speed of jumping is faster. 司空摘星惨叫着不断狂奔。猛的将屁股往地上一做,要用土壤将屁股上的火给扑灭掉。但一坐下去,整个就跳起来了,屁股被烫伤了,痛啊,坐下去,如坐针毡。真是苦不堪言。坐下去快,跳起来的速度更快。 shuā shuā shuā!! 刷刷刷!! waterball tally patted toward the buttocks unceasingly. Changes into bunch of water ball to fall on these green fire, does not know that green fire is anything, these who is unfruitful to green fire. An function does not have. 一张张水球符不断朝着屁股拍了下去。化为一团团水球落在那些绿火上,也不知道绿火是什么东西,这些谁对绿火毫无效果。一点作用都没有。 Nausea, was disgusting I. Quite smelly, wonderful smelly incomparable. Your this damn farting essence, fart demon, this sovereign will certainly not let off you.” “恶心,恶心死我了。好臭,奇臭无比啊。你这该死的放屁精,屁魔,本皇一定不会放过你。” Sovereign Green tumbles on the ground, that ozone seizes every opportunity simply, thorough soul, Five Spice Arhat Fart any together, puts alone, that is strange fragrant, but five fuse together, that is wonderful smelly incomparable. That is the indescribable smell. Can disgusting dead directly. The pain, was really painful. 绿皇在地上翻滚,那股臭气简直就是无孔不入,深入灵魂,五香罗汉屁任何一道,单独放出来,那就是奇香,可五道融合在一起,那就是奇臭无比。那是无法形容的臭。能让人恶心到直接去死。痛苦,实在是太痛苦了。 Sovereign Green the mouth has spat the foam. 绿皇已经口吐白沫了。 Is one lives not to have appearance that completely may the love. 完全是一副生无可恋的模样。 Sovereign Green, your damn wicked dog, do not think that I cannot do to you, trivial green fire also burns undying I. Looks at my divine ability Chrysanthemum Heaven Remnant Fart!!” 绿皇,你这该死的恶犬,别以为我奈何不了你,区区绿火还烧不死我。看我神通菊花天残屁!!” Sikong Zhaixing exudes one to angrily roar. On face one ruthless. 司空摘星发出一声怒吼。脸上一狠。 Bang!! 砰!! Immediately, is the light sound from braves together behind. 顿时,又是一道轻响从身后冒出来。 Carefully looks, spouts one group of orange yellow qi body behind the Sikong Zhaixing buttocks, strange changes into a radiant tender and beautiful chrysanthemum after the buttocks, gorgeous of very|10 points, as if (similar) can in in a flash see that the growth of chrysanthemum and even blooms. 仔细看去,在司空摘星屁股后面喷出一团橘黄色气体,诡异的在屁股后化为一朵璀璨娇艳的菊花,十分的绚丽,仿佛能在刹那间看到菊花的生长乃至是绽放。 Then, the chrysanthemum blasted out all of a sudden. 然后,菊花一下子就炸开了。 The chrysanthemum is everywhere remnant. The flower petal scatters toward four sides all directions like the snowflake, each flower petal lends the strange aura, that smell, letting the person is unable to endure . Moreover, this flower petal, is seemingly light , each piece is actually similar to the knife, sharp incomparable. 满地菊花残。花瓣如雪花般朝着四面八方飘散,每一片花瓣都散发出诡异的气息,那气味,让人无法忍受,而且,这花瓣,看起来轻飘飘,实则,每一片都跟刀子差不多,犀利无比。 Blooming of chrysanthemum, blasts out, lets cover green fire on buttocks by a disintegration. Washes away from the buttocks. The fart eventually is all at once, green fire must be blown. 菊花的绽放,炸开,让覆盖在屁股上的绿火都被一下崩碎。从屁股上冲走。屁终究是一股气,绿火也要被刮走。 It seems like quite savage. 看起来相当凶残 Quite smelly!!” “好臭!!” In fragrance the belt/bring is smelly, my disgusting wants to feel nauseated.” “香中带臭,我恶心的想要吐。” Draws back quickly, quickly retreats, in the future will remove, this is poisoning.” “快退,赶快撤退,往后撤,这是在放毒。” I really felt nauseated.” “我真的要吐了。” Below large quantities of tauren look that these chrysanthemum flower petals heard subconsciously, immediately, some tauren entire faces were black, immediately is the body creakies, the opens the mouth puffs out. 下面大批牛头人看着那些菊花花瓣下意识的闻了一下,顿时,一些牛头人整个脸都黑了,随即就是身躯摇摇欲坠,张口就喷了出去。 Spat. 吐了。 Spat dusk dusk place. The intestines of even spitting must spurt. In spat thin huā lā, finally only then the mouth spits the share of foam. Looked that has a fear to the Sikong Zhaixing vision. 吐的昏天黑地。一个个吐的连肠子都要喷出来。吐的稀里哗啦,最后只有口吐白沫的份。看向司空摘星的目光中都带着一丝恐惧。 ah! my buttocks.” 啊!我的屁股。” Although collapsed green fire, Sikong Zhaixing sent out the repetitive pitiful yell as before, he felt that oneself buttocks were really scorched, was roasted ripe, dug up the underpants, that definitely was glowing red, horrible to look. 虽然崩开了绿火,司空摘星依旧发出连连的惨叫,他感觉自己的屁股真的被烧焦,被烤熟了,扒了内裤,那肯定是红彤彤,惨不忍睹。 Bastard, your unexpectedly is the farting crazy demon.” “混蛋,你这老贼竟然还是个放屁狂魔。” That three-eyed race powerhouse witnesses all these, originally fast pursued the past figure to stop in the midair toward Sikong Zhaixing immediately . Moreover, but also subconscious exploded toward behind draws back a distance. Looked that is bad to Sikong Zhaixing vision very|10 points, but dreading on face quite rich. 那名三眼族强者目睹这一切,本来快速朝着司空摘星追赶过去的身形顿时就在半空中停下了,而且,还下意识的往后面爆退一段距离。看向司空摘星的目光十分不善,但脸上的忌惮相当的浓郁。 In the heart is also the lingering fear. 心中也是后怕啊。 Fortunately, this bastard fart demon has not started to me his fart merit fortunately, otherwise, I later have what face to see the clansman, shame that could not wash off absolutely for a lifetime. Has not thought that this also has such lethal card.” “还好,还好这混蛋屁魔没有将他的屁功对我下手,要不然,我以后还有什么脸面去见族人,那绝对是一辈子都洗刷不了的耻辱。没想到这老贼还有这么一手杀手锏。” This three-eyed race powerhouse secretly lingering fear. 这名三眼族强者暗自后怕。 Thinks oneself pursue behind the buttocks of Sikong Zhaixing, in the heart cannot bear emit cold qi. 想到自己就追在司空摘星的屁股后面,心中就忍不住冒出一股寒气 Fortunately, fortunately oneself enough lucky. 还好,还好自己足够幸运啊。 this sovereign must kill you.” 本皇要杀了你。” Sovereign Green in the ground tumbling long time, restores, clean that but in the belly has spat, the bitter bile gave to spit continually. 绿皇在地上翻滚良久,才恢复过来,但肚子里已经吐的一干二净,连苦胆汁都给吐出来了。 However, at this time, Sovereign Green in one's eyes has revealed killing intent. 不过,这个时候,绿皇眼中已经露出一丝杀意 Saves me, fellow daoist, Fellow Daoist Yi, the quick manages your dog, I have the information, I have the important intelligence.” “救我,道友,易道友啊,快管管你的狗,我有情报,我有重要情报。” At this moment, the eye of Sikong Zhaixing also looks to Yi Tianxing. Hastily great shout. 就在这时,司空摘星的眼睛也看向易天行。连忙大声呼喊起来。 He knows, living that Sovereign Green this wicked dog also only then Yi Tianxing can control, others do not have the means that the fart that meticulously prepares continually said that divine ability does not have the means to suppress Sovereign Green, he had felt that some are not wonderful. 他是知道,绿皇这条恶犬也只有易天行能控制的住,其他人都没有办法,连精心准备的屁道神通都没有办法镇压绿皇,他已经感觉到有些不妙了。 He felt that oneself hand as if must lose control. The situation became serious. 他感觉自己的手似乎要失控了。情况变严重了。 Damn , Sovereign Green this wicked dog cannot hit, hitting was hapless. Was finished.” “该死,果然,绿皇恶犬打不得,打了就要倒霉。完蛋了。” In the Sikong Zhaixing heart smiles bitterly secretly, had felt that own hand really lost control. 司空摘星心中暗自苦笑,已经感觉到自己的手真的失控了。 Shuā!! 刷! Plucking Star Hand!! 摘星手!! Right hand no indication wielded. However, this grasps is actually not to anybody, but grasped toward oneself. 右手毫无征兆的挥了出去。不过,这一抓却不是对向任何人,而是朝着自己抓了过去。 His Plucking Star Hand has to the hand, be abstruse is truly incomparable, might be considered as thief, clever. 他的摘星手不得不手,确实是玄妙无比,堪称是妙手空空,偷天换日。 This grasps, immediately, Sikong Zhaixing felt on oneself one cool, unexpectedly oneself own clothes digging up. 这一抓,顿时,司空摘星感觉自己身上一凉,竟然自己将自己的衣服给扒了。 Red bellyband!!” “红肚兜!!” Sovereign Green saw that Sikong Zhaixing unexpectedly will give to dig up, on the face also gawks, with, points at Sikong Zhaixing, the opens the mouth is laughing wildly loudly. 绿皇看到司空摘星竟然自己将自己给扒了,脸上也是一楞,跟着,就指着司空摘星,张口大声狂笑起来。 Red bellyband, wears the red bellyband unexpectedly, the red underpants, must smile dead this sovereign simply. Your this fart demon, this hobby. Simply was too funny.” Sovereign Green laughs hysterically without stopping, smiles behind to hold the belly to sway back and forth on the ground. The eye smiled. “红肚兜,竟然穿着红肚兜,红内裤,简直要笑死本皇了。你这屁魔,还有这种爱好。简直是太好笑了。”绿皇狂笑不止,笑到后面已经抱着肚子在地上打滚。眼睛都笑出来了。 ......... “.........” Yi Tianxing saw, the muscle on face cannot bear one twitch, felt that at present is really heavenly thunder is billowing, has to puncture the eye. A grown man, wears the red bellyband, the red underpants, simply are not general spicy eyes. 易天行看到,脸上的肌肉也忍不住一阵抽搐,感觉眼前真是天雷滚滚,有针在刺眼睛。一个大男人,穿着红肚兜,红内裤,简直不是一般的辣眼睛 This is abnormal spicy. 这是变态辣呀。 Jia Xu and the others are also complexion eccentric. 贾诩等人也是脸色古怪 Wants unable to smile, only thought that the eye was blind.... 想笑笑不出来,只觉得眼睛要瞎了。... First decides a small target, for example 1 second remembers: The book lives in a strange or foreign place the cell phone version reading website: 先定个小目标,比如一秒记住:书客居手机版阅读网址:
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