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#64: Joke


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After Glorious War finished, the dynasty of named nine summer brought their fleet to arrive in Rendona Harbor, that the first time was the people in the western world saw the state from East. 光辉战争结束后,名为九夏的王朝带着他们的舰队抵达了雷恩多纳港口,那是西方世界的人民第一次见到来自东方的国度。 Where do you know nine summers?” “你知道九夏在哪里吗?” Puts out one like an iron key, Burao inserts in that locking hole it, effort is swaying from side to side, sends out sound that the metal rubs. 拿出一把如同铁枝般的钥匙,伯劳将其插入那锁孔之中,用力的扭动着,发出金属摩擦的声响。 East...... “东方……吧。” The blue emerald thinks, later said that after all nine summers often the been classified as given name is the Eastern empire, only empire. 蓝翡翠想了想,随后说道,毕竟九夏常被冠以的名号便是东方的帝国,唯一的帝国。 Is more concrete?” “更具体些呢?” Burao strenuous is swaying from side to side, this thing thinks him is heavier. 伯劳费力的扭动着,这东西比他想的还要沉重。 I could not think, I have not gone to school, you are know.” “我想不到了,我没上过学,你是知道的。” At this point the blue emerald seems somewhat regrettable, struggles in Old Turin such for a long time, all her energy used in the survival, had no time to care about other. 说到这里蓝翡翠显得有些遗憾,在旧敦灵挣扎这么久,她一切的精力都用在了生存上,无暇顾及其他。 Even if actually you have attended the university, you may not be clear that which it is, because our navigator few people can arrive there, we understood the East are too few.” “其实即使你念过大学,你也不一定能清楚它在哪,因为我们的航海家只有极少数的人能抵达那里,对于东方我们了解的太少了。” Burao is saying. 伯劳说着。 It in the East, the place of east, is away from the trim ocean with us extremely, the sea was too vast, vastly to without captain has the confidence to navigate, they thought that oneself are unable to arrive forever. What can with its have only happen together is Viking various countries.” “它在东方,极东之地,与我们之间隔着整片大洋,海洋太辽阔了,辽阔到没有船长有信心航行下去,他们觉得自己永远无法抵达。唯一能与其有所交集的是维京诸国。” Viking?” “维京?” In the impression of blue emerald nine summers is a commodity rich happy state, do not know how it is made contact with Viking various country country that poor and pedantic place side. 蓝翡翠的印象里九夏是一个物资丰富的美好国度,不知道它是怎么与维京诸国国那个穷酸的地方搭上了边。 Yes, actually nine summers with these Viking various countries in same piece mainland, but winds big Caucasus Mountains like the city wall these two world isolation stubbornly, the Viking also once had the legend, in that side of mountain is the heaven world, but many people cannot cross that by the hills that the snowstorm wreaks havoc, even if some people have left, but they have not come back again.” “是的,其实九夏与那些维京诸国是在同一片大陆上,只是蜿蜒高大的高加索山脉如同城墙般将这两个世界死死的隔离开来,维京人内部也曾有传说,在山的那一边是天国般的世界,只是很多人没能翻过那被暴风雪肆虐的群山,即使有人离开过,但他们也没有再回来过。” Because makes an effort to twist the key, Burao some sound respites, were saying was saying he also smiled. 因为用力转动钥匙,伯劳的声音有些喘息,说着说着他还笑了起来。 Very interesting right, another side of mountain is the warm world, but many people will be broken to the world the life not to discover these, like us, we with riddle merely one separation of evil spirit, but we possibly to dying will not be clear.” “很有意思对吧,山的另一边便是温暖的世界,可很多人穷极一生也不会发现这些,就像我们,我们与妖魔的谜团仅仅一线之隔,但我们又可能到死都不会清楚。” The clear sound resounds in the interior of lock pin, Burao loosened the hand, like triggering some type of mechanism/organization was ordinary, the consistent metal sound is resounding, the complex mechanism rotates rapidly, blocked shackles single layer heavy opening. 清脆的声音在锁芯的内部响起,伯劳松开了手,就像触发了某种机关一般,一致的金属声鸣响着,紧接着复杂的机械结构迅速转动,封死的枷锁一重重的打开。 The deep breath, Burao was clear that behind this has anything also to feel some pressures because of this thing. 深呼吸,伯劳清楚这后头有什么也因这东西感到些许的压力。 Blue emerald you know that actually many years ago the arrival of that nine summer is early deliberate.” “蓝翡翠你知道吗,其实很多年前那次九夏的到来是早有预谋的。” Why Burao does not know , to continue to say with the duty related matter, the blue emerald detected that his difference, had not prevented him, instead earnest is listening. 伯劳不知为何,继续讲着与任务有关的事,蓝翡翠察觉到了他的异样,没有阻止他,反而认真的听着。 End of Glorious War, we knew existences of nine summers, and made the contact, that was one...... should say is in the whole world the hugest state, we with compared, seemed like Old Turin and entire Ingerveig compares general.” “早在光辉战争末期,我们就知晓了九夏的存在,并且建立了联系,那是一个……应该说是整个世界上最庞大的国度了,我们与起比起来,就好像旧敦灵与整个英尔维格相比一般。” At that time hunted for the demon mission still to exist, the gospel church threatens us with the disaster of evil spirit, to make up for our defect to the evil spirit knowledge, we made a transaction with nine summers.” “当时猎魔教团还存在,福音教会用妖魔的灾害来威胁我们,为了弥补我们对妖魔知识的缺失,我们与九夏做了一笔交易。” Burao has turned the head to look at the blue emerald, showed a self-confident smile. 伯劳转过头看着蓝翡翠,露出了一副自信的笑容。 We uses the steam technology to receive in exchange for nine summers to the knowledge and operational technology of evil spirit, actually this aspect we are gain, the industrialization progress of the whole world is irreversible, the steam technology will popularize the entire world sooner or later, nine summers acquire this technology also merely are the time issues.” “我们用蒸汽技术换取了九夏的对妖魔的知识与作战技术,其实这方面我们是赚的,整个世界的工业化进步不可逆转,蒸汽技术迟早会普及全世界,九夏获得这个技术也仅仅是时间问题而已。” Therefore we with the technical support of nine summers, were born except the mechanism/organization only in the true sense.” “于是我们在九夏的技术支持下,净除机关才真正意义上诞生了。” Both hands of Burao according to ice-cold metal, later slowly promoted it, he to use very big strength, as if must shove open the whole world to be the same. 伯劳的双手按在冰冷的金属上,随后缓缓的推动它,他用了很大的力气,就仿佛要推开整个世界一般。 The door sends out to make the sound that one trembles, seems like some monster to rub the tooth. 门扉发出令人战栗的声音,似乎是某个怪物正摩擦着牙齿。 Opening the front door after this is the profound darkness, the ice-cold weapon as if there is life to visit two people, in this airtight compartment, between human and monster the final gap does not exist. 推开了大门在这之后是深邃的黑暗,冰冷的武器仿佛有生命般看着两人,在这密闭的车厢内,人类与怪物之间最后的间隔也不存在了。 Why you should have doubts I to say that very much so many right, after all I do not know that I can support, if I cannot achieve to need to change you. “你应该很疑惑我为什么要说这么多对吧,毕竟我不知道我能不能撑住,如果我做不到就需要换你来。 Holds the sword person, needs to understand sword that he uses. ” 一个执剑人,需要了解他所使用的剑。” cold Che the light reflected to shine this jet black space, the ice-cold gas overflowed from the foot of Burao, is similar to the iron coffin vessel under that pale light. 冷彻的灯光映亮了这漆黑的空间,冰冷的气体从伯劳的脚边溢出,在那惨白的光下是如同铁棺般的容器。 The blue emerald realized the risk of this weapon at this moment finally, without sees it truly, she still detected that from this unclear of pinnacle, do not say to maintain the stability of this weapon, this interior also installed a stand-alone small power plant and refrigeration plant unexpectedly. 蓝翡翠此刻终于意识到了这武器的危险性,即使没有真正见到它,她也从这之中察觉到了极致的不详,更不要说为了维持这武器的稳定性,这内部居然还装了一个独立的小型发电机与制冷设备。 What is that?” “那是什么?” Blue emerald some asking of fear. 蓝翡翠有些畏惧的问道。 Burao has not entered eagerly, stands near the gate as if also in hesitant, hears the blue emerald the question, he replied slowly. 伯劳没有急于进入,站在门边似乎还在犹豫,听到蓝翡翠的疑问,他缓缓回答道。 „The prototype of this thing came from the Eastern nine summers, they manage this thing to call the quiet buddhist monk, and will redesign after forever the transformation of pump of moving, we will call this thing the original sin mail-armor and helmet.” “这东西的原型来自于东方的九夏,他们管这个东西叫幽浮屠,在经过永动之泵的改造与重新设计后,我们称这东西为原罪甲胄。” original sin mail-armor and helmet. 原罪甲胄。 The blue emerald only felt that came from the coldness of innermost soul, wears the heavy/thick overcoat obviously, may be unable to bear hit one to tremble. 蓝翡翠只感到那来自灵魂深处的寒冷,明明穿着厚重的大氅,可还是忍不住打了一个寒颤。 She knows original sin mail-armor and helmet thing, but has not actually seen, it is said this will be pump the secret weapon of forever moving, will have can end the evil spirit the strength. 她知道原罪甲胄这个东西,但却没有见过,据说这是来自永动之泵的秘密武器,拥有着可以终结妖魔的力量。 It is very powerful, but also has the large amount of risk, for example Galahad, since that night the blue emerald still does not have his news from now on again. 它很强大,但同样也有着巨额的风险,比如加拉哈德,从那一夜过后蓝翡翠至今再没有他的消息。 Unlike one generation of mail-armor and helmets that the knight long uses, this is after deteriorated processing two generations of mail-armor and helmets, no generation of mail-armor and helmet that strong strengths, but it will also attenuate similarly many regarding the corrosion of user.” “与骑士长们所使用的一代甲胄不同,这是经过劣化处理的二代甲胄,没有一代甲胄那么强的力量,但同样它对于使用者的侵蚀也会弱化很多。” In the duty formulated the day before, it just built in the furnace of uncle Hans Ordnance Machine Shop, I should be the first user, referred to erratically can have what accident/surprise.” “在任务制定完的前一天,它刚在伯汉斯军工厂的熔炉里打造出来,我应该是第一位使用者,指不定会出什么意外。” Burao was been with every effort more relaxed by oneself, was saying later walked into the gate, but when he steps into completely the blue emerald held him. 伯劳尽力让自己轻松一些,随后说着走入了门中,但就在他完全踏入之际蓝翡翠一把抓住了他。 Therefore most starts to plan? Puts on the mail-armor and helmet to bring death by you?” “所以最开始就是这么计划的?由你穿上甲胄来送死?” The blue emerald really understands now, before Burao these bullshits were really saying the last words, most starts to write the will in the site also real, this man really felt oneself will die here. 蓝翡翠现在是真的明白了,之前伯劳那些屁话真的是在说遗言,最开始在站点里写遗嘱也是真的,这个男人真的觉得自己会死在这里。 Said accurately, this is the backup plan.” “准确说,这是后备计划。” Burao is replying. 伯劳回答着。 „The optimal solution that plan launches is pins down the enemy by us, Lancelot concludes, but is very obvious, now all develop in the worst direction, even said that does not have this thing we unable to go out of the compartment, I do not think a spear/gun has not sent such aggrieved death here.” “计划展开的最优解是由我们拖住敌人,兰斯洛特来收尾,可很显然,现在一切都朝着最坏的方向发展,甚至说没有这个东西我们都不能走出车厢,我可不想一枪未发就这么憋屈的死在这里。” Walking into which of stride, Burao strokes this ice-cold iron coffin lightly, Burao is disliking this weapon, such that but said like Arthur, this is can only with the means that the evil spirit resists, like night held fire, the flame burnt through, therefore oneself leapt forward in the fireworks to change into the final firewood. 大步的走入其中,伯劳轻拂着这冰冷的铁棺,伯劳讨厌这武器,可就像亚瑟说的那样,这是唯一能与妖魔对抗的办法,就像夜里的执火者,火焰燃尽了,于是自己跃入焰火之中化为最后的柴薪。 Takes it, after I lose control this is can kill my weapon, remembers that hits toward the head, so long as the brain died, the original sin mail-armor and helmet is not then able to control me, this thing will be peaceful.” “拿着它,在我失控后这是能杀死我的武器,记得朝脑袋打,只要大脑死去,原罪甲胄便无法操控我了,这东西就会安静下来。” The hand aimed at another corner/horn of iron coffin, that is one a weapon that is similar to the lance, Burao has to admire sympathizing of uncle Hans Ordnance Machine Shop, they not only sent the devil, but also threw in can kill the devil the weapon. 手指向了铁棺的另一角,那是一把类似于长矛的武器,伯劳不得不佩服伯汉斯军工厂的体贴,他们不仅送来了恶魔,还附赠了可以杀死恶魔的武器。 What is that?” “那是什么?” The blue emerald somewhat cannot keep up with the Burao words, she thinks before , merely is the doing intentionally character and style of man, or shows charm anything, but looks like him to be earnest now, where put what song to burying to think that type from the funeral. 蓝翡翠有些跟不上伯劳的话,她以为之前仅仅是男人的故作风情,亦或是展现魅力什么的,可现在看来他是认真的,从葬礼放什么曲子到埋在哪里都想好了那种。 „The lance of casting, the experiment weapon from mechanical institute, you can it understand that is a firing distance is zero large-scale thermit, the front sharp lance can pierce the armor, later the built-in hangnail will rip open an opening, the high temperature and liquid metal that simultaneously the thermit reaction has will follow the scoop channel to flood into.” “熔铸之矛,来自机械院的实验武器,你可以把它理解为一个射程为零的大型铝热剂,前端锋利的长矛会刺穿护甲,随后内置的倒刺会撕开一个口子,同时铝热反应产生的高温与液态金属会顺着凹槽涌入。” Referred to own head, Burao cracks a joke saying. 指了指自己的脑袋,伯劳开玩笑似的说道。 Wants several seconds, my head will cast an iron ingot.” “只要几秒的时间,我的脑袋就会熔铸成一个铁锭。” This is not one is really good to laugh. 这真不是一个好笑话。
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