ESBO :: Volume #2 天下何人不识君

#188: Is the poet opens the cannon?


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Looks at this group like licking Sacred Son of dog, Lu Changsheng is knows finally why Central State will decline. 看着这帮如同舔狗的圣子,陆长生总算是知道为何中州会没落了。 Takes a look at others Eastern Land cultivator, each and everyone is entirely still. 瞧瞧人家东土修士,一个个纹丝不动。 Takes a look at you again, this simply is! 再瞧瞧你们,这简直是! Oh! 唉! Lu Changsheng expects too much. 陆长生恨铁不成钢。 At this moment, Wang Xuanji of not far away, recovers after the ponder, hears Lu Changsheng to come, immediately looks around, after seeing Lu Changsheng quickly, Wang Xuanji walks hastily. 只是就在这时,不远处的王璇玑,从沉思中回过神来之后,听到陆长生来了,当下不由东张西望,很快看到陆长生之后,王璇玑连忙走来。 Senior Brother Lu! You came, quickly, made way in a big hurry, do not affect Senior Brother Lu to breathe the fresh air.” 陆师兄!您来了啊,快快快,都让开一点,不要影响陆师兄呼吸新鲜空气。” Wang Xuanji seems has some excitements. 王璇玑显得有一些激动。 Senior Brother Lu, you also came.” 陆师兄,你也来了啊。” Li Rulong also walked, full is the smile. 李如龙也走了过来,满是笑容。 Has seen Senior Brother Lu.” Zhang Yuanru also ran over, sees Lu Changsheng, direct respectful does obeisance. “见过陆师兄。”张元如也跑过来了,看到陆长生,直接恭敬一拜。 Imperial Tutor! Imperial Tutor! Several months, do not see finally, my won't Qian Yiyuan really speak, here wished Imperial Tutor, Dragon Horse was energetic, jubilant, got married, the full happiness and prosperity, double happiness descend on the house, the luck like East Sea, happy birthday, sentiment gold/metal was firm, blessings, stars shine, overjoyed, happy married life, on brocade, add flowers, send charcoal in snowy weather, good luck overhead, Hongxing Erke!” 帝师帝师!相别数个月,总算是又见到了,我乾一元实在是不会说什么话,在这里就祝帝师,龙马精神,喜气洋洋,喜结连理,三阳开泰,双喜临门,福如东海,寿比南山,情比金坚,吉祥如意,星光灿烂,欢天喜地,花好月圆,锦上添花,雪中送炭,鸿运当头,鸿星尔克!” Qian Yiyuan does not know where braves, meets is a series of blessings. 乾一元也不知道从哪里冒出来,一见面就是一连串的祝福语。 Many people who on the scene said were ignorant. 说的在场不少人都懵了。 Does your also call not to speak? 你这也叫不会说话? on brocade, add flowers can understand, send charcoal in snowy weather what meaning? 锦上添花能理解,雪中送炭啥意思啊? However regarding others did not understand, Lu Changsheng actually understands Qian Yiyuan, also is very curious, Qian Yiyuan encountered anything in childhood, can let his. 不过对于其他人的不理解,陆长生却十分了解乾一元,同时也十分好奇,乾一元小时候到底是遭遇了什么事,能让他这样。 „Hasn't your younger sister come?” “你妹妹没来吗?” Lu Changsheng asked curiously. 陆长生好奇问道。 Has not come, she went to war.” “没来,她去打仗了。” Qian Yiyuan shaking the head of replied. 乾一元摇了摇头回答道。 Went to war?” “打仗去了?” Yes, she said that does not have the meaning in the sovereigns, cannot bully, therefore goes to the frontier fortress to go to war, bullied others to go, Imperial Tutor, you did not need to be worried her, she will not suffer a loss.” “是啊,她说在皇都没意思,不能仗势欺人,所以就去边塞打仗,欺负别人去了,帝师,你不用担心她的,她不会吃亏的。” Qian Yiyuan said with a laugh. 乾一元笑呵呵地说道。 Let Lu Changsheng produce Great Qian dynasty to want the pill the misconception. 陆长生不由产生一种大乾王朝要药丸的错觉。 However at this moment, Purple Azure Sacred Son opened the mouth immediately. 不过就在这时,紫青圣子马上开口了。 Now what situation? I asked Senior Brother Lu to come specially, was gives us Male Cultivator to bring honor.” “现在什么情况了?我特意请陆师兄过来,就是给咱们男修争光啊。” Purple Azure Sacred Son says. 紫青圣子开口说道。 What? Wins glory for the men's football team? I cannot achieve.” “什么?给男足争光?我做不到。” Lu Changsheng a little misunderstood. 陆长生有点听错了。 „It is not, gives me and other Male Cultivator to bring honor, Senior Brother Lu, what is the men's football team?” “不是,给我等男修争光,陆师兄,男足是什么啊?” Purple Azure Sacred Son is a little ignorant. 紫青圣子有点懵。 „, Male Cultivator.” Lu Changsheng relaxes, is the Purple Azure Sacred Son speech speed is a little mainly quick, therefore a little misunderstood. “哦,男修啊。”陆长生松了口气,主要是紫青圣子说话速度有点快,所以有点听错了。 Heavenly Incense Sect Sikong Nanqin has drawn up the topic, left is Sikong Nanqin the topic of planning, but until now, no one can make Fairy Maiden Nanqin nod, but topic that Exquisite Saintess plans also some similar, naturally until now, no one makes to let the Saintess satisfied poetry.” 天香宗司空南琴已经拟好题目了,左边的便是司空南琴所拟之题,不过到现在为止,没有人能让南琴仙子点头,而玲珑圣女所拟的题目也有一些相似,当然到现在为止,也没有人作出让圣女满意的诗词。” The Wang Xuanji opens the mouth, so said. 王璇玑开口,这般说道。 Sentiment love loves this type of thing, I and others really do not understand, Senior Brother Lu, we look by you now.” “情情爱爱这种东西,我等实在是不懂啊,陆师兄,咱们现在就看靠你了。” Shu Gate Sacred Son said earnestly. 蜀门圣子认真说道。 Not is only he, many people look at the vision to Lu Changsheng, in the look are filling with the anticipation. 不仅仅是他,许多人都将目光看向陆长生,眼神之中充满着期待。 But Lu Changsheng also knit the brows. 陆长生也不由皱眉了。 He indeed reads several years later the book, but issue poetry about this love, will also not be really many. 他的确读过几年书,可问题是关于这种情爱方面的诗词,还真不会很多啊。 However nearby Wang Fugui, after reading poetry, pondered a meeting, opens the mouth to say slowly: Actually is open about the facts all, I have some knowledge h to the poetry.” 不过一旁的王富贵,在看完诗词之后,不由沉思了一会,紧接着缓缓开口道:“其实不瞒各位,我对诗词有点研究。” This words saying, attracted the people curious immediately. 此话一说,当下引来众人好奇。 „, This is?” “哦,这位是?” Senior Brother Lu good friend, Brother Wang.” Purple Azure Sacred Son explained one. 陆师兄的好友,王兄。”紫青圣子解释了一句。 At that moment the people nod again and again, since is the Lu Changsheng friend, that naturally was not the ordinary person. 当下众人连连点头,既然是陆长生的朋友,那自然也不是等闲之辈了。 Brother Wang, if some talents, can try, tries not to ask for money in any case, I and others tried, what a pity the poetry is common, cannot obtain the Fairy Maiden approval.” 王兄若是有些才华,可以试一试,反正试一试不要钱,我等都试了一遍,可惜诗词一般,未能得到仙子认可啊。” The Wang Xuanji opens the mouth, so said. 王璇玑开口,这般说道。 But Wang Fugui hears the people so saying that let loose the heart. 王富贵听到众人这般说道,不由更加放开了心了。 Such being the case, I revealed shortcomings.” “既然如此,那我就献丑了。” Wang Fugui opens the mouth. 王富贵开口。 The people full are the anticipations. 众人满是期待。 Only Lu Changsheng seems somewhat silent. 唯独陆长生显得有些沉默。 Wang Fugui that the red boat Golden Mound roaming, the classical poetry of ship partner fish, he comes clearly into view. 王富贵的那首,红舟金陵游,船儿伴鱼儿的经典诗词,他还是历历在目的。 However is also good, lets Wang Fugui first upholstery, this can serve as contrast oneself. 不过也好,让王富贵先铺垫一下,这样才能衬托自己 Very good, very good, good drop very! 很好,非常好,好滴很! Since is titled admiring and missing, Wang no talent, namely created a poem.” “既然以爱慕和错过为题,王某不才,即兴作了一首诗。” Talented person loves the beautiful woman, mother -in-law snobbishness, the cash as a present 66,000, misses no longer has!” “才子爱佳人,丈母势利眼,礼金六万六,错过不再有!” The Wang Fugui opens the mouth, sings in good voice and with feeling, speaking of finally, leaves behind two lines of clear tears. 王富贵开口,声情并茂,说到最后,更是留下两行清泪。 But on the scene calmed down instantaneously. 而在场瞬间静下来了。 The entire main hall, is completely silent immediately. 整个大殿,顿时鸦雀无声。 But Wang Fugui some was afraid. 王富贵则有一些心虚了。 Good!” “好!” After a while, some people open the mouth, is the Wang Xuanji sound, his look is tranquil, first applauding. 过了一会,有人开口,是王璇玑的声音,他神色平静,第一个叫好。 This poem is a little on first hearing ordinary, but careful one hear, actually feeling appropriate life.” “这首诗乍一听有点平凡,可仔细一听,却感觉贴切生活啊。” Li Rulong also follows to open the mouth to praise. 李如龙也跟着开口夸赞道。 I as if saw person of the pair of falling in love, the male feeling emotion female intended, what a pity bumped into a mother-in-law of influence, to break up two people, proposed the sky-high price cash as a present, eventually caused two falling in love people, is unable in the same place, wū wū, I to cry!” “我仿佛看到了一对相爱之人,男有情女有意,可惜碰到了一个势力的丈母,为了拆散二人,提出天价礼金,最终导致两个相爱的人,无法在一起,呜呜呜,我哭了!” I also cried!” “我也哭了!” This is the poem, the poem of appropriate life, the simple several characters, can actually describe such a moving story, good, good!” “这才是诗啊,贴切生活的诗啊,简简单单几个字,却能描述出这么一段令人感动的故事,好啊,好啊!” I also cried, I thought that my Way Companion has not cried, I hit to cry her.” “我也哭了,我看我道侣没哭,我把她打哭了。” Good, good, good!” “好,好,好!” Comes one again! Quickly, comes one again!” “再来一首!快,再来一首!” Follows worthily in Senior Brother Lu person, simply is talented, endowed with unusual literary talents!” “不愧是跟在陆师兄身旁的人啊,简直是才华横溢,才高八斗啊!” Follows side Senior Brother Lu, the pig has the talent, let alone person! This Brother Wang, talented.” “跟在陆师兄身旁,猪都有才华,更何况人呢!这位王兄,才华横溢啊。” In Ancient Shop, the one after another appreciation sound got up, making Lu Changsheng suffocate. 古坊之中,一道道赞赏声响起,让陆长生窒息了。 Are you serious? 你们是玩真的? everyone Fellow Daoist, high praise how much money? Gains richly together? Do not throw down me. 诸位道友,好评多少钱一条?有钱一起赚啊?别丢下我一个人啊。 Lu Changsheng was ignorant, although knows that Wang Fugui writes poetry badly, has not thought very much renovated the oneself three views again? 陆长生懵了,虽然知道王富贵作诗很差,可没想到再次刷新自己三观了? Lu Changsheng suspected the life, he felt, in this world also had ratio badly? 陆长生怀疑人生了,他感觉,这世界上还有比这个更差的吗? But hears the people to appreciate, Wang Fugui is enthusiastic. 而听到众人赞赏,王富贵不由更加来了劲了。 Such being the case, that revealed shortcomings second.” “既然如此,那就献丑第二首了。” „!” “咳咳!” Wang Fugui also adjusted a mood specially. 王富贵还特意调整了一下情绪。 Then opens the mouth to say. 而后开口道。 Second, since is the admire with does not dare, I then revealed shortcomings again.” “第二首既然是爱慕与不敢,那我便再次献丑了。” „The north has the beautiful woman.” “北方有佳人。” Wang Fugui opens the mouth. 王富贵开口。 Yeah, but also let alone, the first finally a little ink. 哎,还别说,第一句总算有点墨水了。 Lu Changsheng had some are curious. 陆长生有一些好奇了。 Afterward, Wang Fugui continues to open the mouth. 随后,王富贵继续开口。 „The north has the beautiful woman, the appearance is really attractive, really thinks take home, what a pity I do not dare!” “北方有佳人,模样真好看,真想抱回家,可惜我不敢!” Oh! 唉! At this point, Wang Fugui deeply sighed, in the look had desolate and lonely of being able to say. 说到这里,王富贵更是深深地叹了口气,眼神之中有说不出的落寞与孤独。 Hiss! 嘶! Lu Changsheng took back a moment ago those words. 陆长生收回刚才那句话了。 Also really had compared with the first worse poem. 还真有比第一首更差的诗了。 This he meow. 这他喵的。 Is the poet opens the cannon? 恁就是诗人张大炮? In bright moonlight Ancient Shop, Lu Changsheng was thoroughly scared. 明月古坊内,陆长生彻彻底底傻眼了。 Does this tread the horse is the poem that what Monster and Demon ghost can write? 这踏马到底是什么妖魔鬼怪才能作出来的诗啊? Can make the person of this poem, what Monster and Demon ghost is? 能作出这种诗的人,到底是什么妖魔鬼怪啊? This is not the illiterate person non- illiterate person, is this mental handicap? 这已经不是文盲不文盲了,这是智障吧? But again what makes Lu Changsheng shock is. 但让陆长生再次震撼的是。 The full house in this moment, again in an uproar. 满堂在这一刻,再次哗然了。 Good poem! Good poem!” “好诗!好诗!” Although some vulgar, may actually proceed from the bottom of one's heart, good, good, really good.” “虽有一些庸俗,可却发自肺腑,好啊,好啊,真好。” This poetry, said me and other idea, really thinks take home, what a pity I do not dare.” “这首诗词,说出了我等的想法啊,真想抱回家,可惜我不敢。” Yes, although some vulgar, may there is an ancient saying, Daya big custom, greatly vulgarly Daya! Appeals to both cultured and popular tastes, appeals to both cultured and popular tastes! Hahahaha!” “是啊,虽有一些庸俗,可古人云,大雅既大俗,大俗既大雅!雅俗共赏,雅俗共赏啊!哈哈哈哈!” This poetry, lets I remember me not to see Way Companion.” “这首诗词,让我想起了我至今未曾见过的道侣。” This poem, reminding me of the hometown of childhood.” “这首诗,让我想起了儿时的故乡。” You also let alone, this poetry reminds me of the summer that is unable to forget, at that time Azhen fell in love with Aqiang.” “您还别说,这首诗词让我想起了那个无法忘记的夏天,那个时候阿珍爱上了阿强。” I lose, everyone Fellow Daoist, excessive? How many did you receive?” “我丢,诸位道友,过分了吧?你们到底收了多少?” Good, good, good, good to appeal to both cultured and popular tastes.” “好,好,好,好一个雅俗共赏啊。” Although I feel this poetry so-so, but you reach an agreement, I also reach an agreement!” “虽然我觉得这诗词一般般,但你们都说好,那我也说好!” Full house bravo. 满堂的喝彩声。 Make Lu Changsheng inexplicably uncomfortable. 陆长生莫名难受了。 He uncomfortable is not because the poetry is too bad. 他难受不是因为诗词太差。 But is this group of people, rich does not lead him to gain together, keeps everything for oneself. 而是这帮人,有钱不带他一起赚,吃独食。 At this moment, Lu Changsheng wants to ask Wang Fugui a few words. 此时此刻,陆长生很想问王富贵一句话。 High praise much money, I only receive half! 好评到底多少钱一条,我只收一半! At this moment, the sound resounds together extremely delightfully suddenly. 只是,就在这时,一道极其悦耳地声音忽然响起。 Heard that Way Sect Eldest Senior Brother Lu Changsheng came, but also looks at Eldest Senior Brother, can draft examination questions by me, writing poetry can be good?” “听说道门大师兄陆长生来了,还望大师兄,能以我拟题,作诗一首可好?” The sound resounds, is the Sikong Nanqin sound. 声音响起,是司空南琴的声音。 At this moment, in Ancient Shop was peaceful. 这一刻,古坊内安静下来了。
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