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#373: Non-toxic does not have the side effect harmlessly, the key does not fall the hair

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„Wait, Strange. Your magic Flame extinguishing first. I do not come to fight with you. I have the matter really and you discussed, I am earnest, you are not the member of Asia fff group, plays any fire!” Thor in speech of using energy, he wants to make Strange calm down. “等等,斯特兰奇。把你的魔法火焰给熄灭了先。我不是来和你打架的。我真的是有事情和你谈,我是认真的,你又不是亚洲fff团的成员,玩什么火啊！”托尔在费劲的说着话,他想让斯特兰奇冷静下来。 However Strange was angry, was really angry. At present this obese husky creates the chief criminals of oneself all disasters! 但是斯特兰奇愤怒了,真的愤怒了。眼前这个肥胖的哈士奇就是造成自己一切灾祸的罪魁祸首！ Thought back on the past years, although my Strange was a scum, but was actually a joyful scum. Once for a while publishes some articles in the Lancet magazine, entire world regional medicine courses are the guests. 遥想当年,我斯特兰奇虽然是一名人渣,但是却是一名快乐的人渣。时不时的在柳叶刀杂志上发表一些文章,全世界各地的医学讲座都是座上宾。 My fame big, countless rich men lined up to wait for me to see them. My money also many, in the doctor profession I am the income topest that batch. 我的名气大的不的了,无数有钱人排队等着我给他们看病。我的钱也多的不的了,在医生行业我已经是收入最顶尖的那一批。 I also lead, countless women prostrated oneself under my leather shoes. I am a scum, where has what kind of? I am a joyful scum! 我也帅的不的了,无数的女人拜倒在我的皮鞋下。我是个人渣,哪有怎样？我是个快乐的人渣！ However all had the change because of the present fatty. I should continue joyful scum to get down. Because of this obese Alaska appear, has disrupted the plan of oneself. 但是所有的一切都因为眼前的胖子而发生了改变。原本我应该继续快乐的人渣下去的。但是因为这只肥胖的阿拉斯加的出现,打乱了自己的计划。 He enticed the oneself former girlfriend( I unable to dismiss from mind) first Christine, then has provoked in the Penny condition oneself, making the oneself conscience be touched. 他先勾引了自己的前女友（我一直未能忘怀）克里斯丁,接着又在潘尼的病情上挑衅了自己,让自己久违的良心受到了触动。 Then oneself because unexpectedly conscience has undergone the Penny surgery restlessly, finally has joined unexpectedly also Médecins Sans Frontières Organization. 然后自己居然因为良心的不安做了潘尼的手术,最后居然还加入了无国界医生组织。 Good, my Strange will not be angry the matter to the words that this place stops. But genuine angry matter also in behind. If not because joins Médecins Sans Frontières Organization, oneself will not go to Chile. 好吧,事情到这个地方打住的话我斯特兰奇还不会那么愤怒。而真正愤怒的事情还在后面。如果不是因为加入无国界医生组织,自己就不会去智利。 If oneself does not go to Chile not to bump into one crowd of intelligent robots( Sentinel) to carry on Carnage to the native. If no Carnage of Sentinel robot to native, then Night Traveler they cannot appear. 如果自己不去智利的话就不会碰到一群智能机器人（哨兵）对当地人进行屠杀。如果没有哨兵机器人对当地人的屠杀,那么夜行者他们就不会出现。 If Night Traveler their not appear, oneself not by bewildered taking into Kamar-Taj. If oneself does not enter Kamar-Taj not to need to study magic. 如果夜行者他们不出现的话,自己就不会被莫名其妙的带进卡玛泰基。如果自己不进卡玛泰基的话就不需要学魔法。 If oneself study magic does not have the qualifications to compete for the Sorcerer Surpreme seat. If oneself does not have the qualifications to participate in competition of Sorcerer Surpreme position, oneself will not become the Doom's eye-sore thorn in the side. 如果自己不学魔法的话就没有资格争夺至尊法师的位子。如果自己没有资格参与至尊法师位置的争夺,自己就不会成为杜姆的眼中钉肉中刺。 If oneself because of did not become the Doom's eye-sore thorn in the side seeks to protect oneself, oneself does not need to try hard to arrive studies magic incorrect. 如果自己不是因为成为了杜姆的眼中钉肉中刺而寻求自保的话,自己就不需要努力到不行的学习魔法。 If not study magic that because oneself must take the trouble copes with later possible appear various issues, oneself does not need to drink this type the drinks of side effect( Lan already said the matter and Strange of sow inoculation fluid breast, drinks elects along with him). 如果不是因为自己要非常费力的学习魔法来对付以后可能出现的各种问题的话,自己就不需要喝这种又副作用的饮品（岚已经把母猪注射液乳的事情和斯特兰奇说了,喝不喝随他选）。 If oneself does not drink these to have the huge side effect( loses hair) the drinks, oneself does not need Dawning that needs to take the trouble every day 101 to protect the hair of oneself now. 如果自己不喝这些有着巨大副作用（脱发）的饮品的话,自己现在就不需要每天费力的用着曙光101保护自己的头发。 But now, the opposite Lightning fatty also has a face to ridicule the hair of oneself unexpectedly! He thinks that who all these are create?! Who lets the prime culprit who oneself loses hair?! 而现在,对面的闪电胖子居然还有脸嘲笑自己的头发！他以为这一切都是谁造成的？！谁才是让自己脱发的元凶？！ Strange manages clearly, the myriad things prime culprit the relations begins in the Lightning fatty very much for him. 斯特兰奇把关系理得很清楚,对他来说万物元凶始于闪电胖子。 Does this Lightning fatty unexpectedly also dare to show off his golden long hair in front of oneself now? The gentlemen may endure what else cannot be tolerated! I must spell with you, making you know the hair care sorcerer anger! 这个闪电胖子现在居然还敢在自己面前炫耀他的金色长发？士可忍孰不可忍！我要和你拼了,让你知道护发法师的愤怒！ Strange has not listened to the Thor virtue to argue, two groups of Flame transform two hot whips from his hand directly. He brandishes the fire whip attack direction is the Thor's head. 斯特兰奇没有听托尔德辩解,两团火焰直接从他的手上幻化成两条火鞭。他挥舞着火鞭攻击的方向就是托尔的头部。 He knows that oneself is not necessarily able burn Thor, but actually must burn down the Thor's hair. Let him understand that anything is called to point at the monk to scold the buddhist monk! 他知道自己未必能烧伤托尔,但是却一定要烧掉托尔的头发。让他明白什么叫做指着和尚骂秃驴！ „Were you insane?!” Thor has been startled, he has not thought that Strange dares to begin. When hot whip quickly to approaching him arrived at Lightning guard/shield direct appear to help him block the hot whip before his body. “你疯了？！”托尔惊了,他没想到斯特兰奇真的敢动手。在火鞭快到接近他的时候一到闪电护罩直接出现在了他的身前帮他挡住了火鞭。 A Strange left hand profound ring stroke Gate of Space will open directly together right rear Thor. He turns into the hot claw the hot whip recycling, then grasps through Gate of Space directly to the Thor's long hair. 斯特兰奇左手玄戒一划直接将一道空间之门开在了托尔右后方。他把火鞭回收变成火爪,然后直接通过空间之门抓向托尔的长发。 „I xxxx!” Thor did not observe almost Strange's to say for a while. “我xxxx！”托尔一时不察差点着了斯特兰奇的道。 However this also made the Thor's anger come up, he can cover entirely the whole body the thunder prestige directly, was similar to the gridster is displaying the charge to seize to hug to Strange equally. The Strange right hand wields, harasses the space direction forcefully. If Lan here, she waves to make Thor lose about the sense of space up and down instantaneously, runs up to does not know where. 不过这也让托尔的火气上来了,他直接将雷霆威能布满全身,然后如同橄榄球选手一样对着斯特兰奇施展了冲锋擒抱。斯特兰奇右手一挥,强行扰乱空间方向。如果是岚在这里的话,她一挥手之间就能让托尔瞬间失去左右上下的空间感,跑到不知道什么地方去了。 However the Strange current magic attainments also miss obviously many, he reversed the space also merely to let Thor appear forcefully very slight dizziness feeling, but quick was broken. 但是斯特兰奇目前的魔法造诣明显还差很多,他强行扭转空间也仅仅只是让托尔出现了很轻微的眩晕感,但是很快就被打破。 Although angular deviation a point, but the Thor's shoulder was hit ruthlessly on the Strange's belly. 虽然角度偏差了一点,但是托尔的肩膀还是狠狠的撞击到了斯特兰奇的肚子上。 Pū ~! Strange felt that the oneself separation supper must be hit. He now probably attacking was the same by polar bear, the whole person was similar to the gunnysack is hit to fly equally. 噗~！斯特兰奇感觉自己的隔夜饭都要被撞出来了。他现在就好像被一头北极熊给袭击了一样,整个人如同麻袋一样被撞飞了出去。 His fast revolution magic, hand of the sorcerer caught him in void. Then he backhands wants to give Thor one to rupture big fireball anything. 他飞快的运转魔法,一只法师之手在虚空中接住了他。接着他反手就想给托尔一记爆裂大火球什么的。 However his magic has not revolved, together illustrious thunder already float in oneself at present. Thor was speaking to Strange: „Also can hit? Mr. Strange.” 但是他魔法还没运转出去的时候,一道赫赫雷霆已经悬浮在了自己的眼前。托尔对着斯特兰奇说到:“还要打吗？斯特兰奇先生。” The Strange's complexion is pale, he felt that oneself was shamed. In fact does not blame him, how long his scholarship magic. Now can defeat God of Thunder Thor? 斯特兰奇的脸色铁青,他感觉自己被羞辱了。实际上也不怪他,他才学魔法多久啊。现在就能打败雷神托尔？ Especially this God of Thunder early has awakened compared with the original story in own ability, God of Thunder why understanding oneself must fight. But is not that depends upon the hammer to be called as God of Thunder, in fact is the God of Hammers fellow. 尤其是这个雷神是比原来故事中更早觉醒了自身能力,懂得自己应当为什么而战的雷神。而不是那个依靠着锤子才能被称呼为雷神,实际上是锤神的家伙。 „Wanted to contest you with me too to be tender.” Thor saw Strange remove magic, he also remove Power of Thunder saying: „At least you must be the same with Lan. If you want to revenge with the strength, or reaches an agreement well shames me, then after asking you at least to become Sorcerer Surpreme, said again.” “想要和我过招你还太嫩了。”托尔看到斯特兰奇撤掉了魔法,他也撤掉了雷霆之力说道:“至少你要和岚一样。如果你想要用实力来报仇,或者说好好的羞辱我,那么请你至少成为至尊法师以后再说。” Now Strange thought that oneself had the reason to need to become Sorcerer Surpreme. His innermost feelings extremely angry thought. 现在斯特兰奇觉得自己有理由需要成为至尊法师了。他内心愤愤的想到。 Thor looked at a basement, the entire basement is given instantaneously almost to destroy, many furniture that two people just began went bad. After waiting for Li Jie to come back, certainly must break to pieces reads broken. However does not have the means that who asked him not to help! Thor is thinking like this. 托尔看了眼地下室,整个地下室被两个人刚刚动手的瞬间差点给毁了,很多家具都坏了。等李杰回来以后肯定要碎碎念的了。不过没办法,谁叫他不帮忙呢！托尔这样想着。 Then looked at Strange, magic of this man has made rapid progress. Especially the utilization of just space magic was very good, although cannot compare Lan, but this motion should be sufficient. 然后又看了一眼斯特兰奇,这个男人的魔法进步很快。尤其是刚刚的空间魔法的运用很不错了,虽然远比不上岚,但是这次的行动应该够用了。 Thor has decided that must give to flicker Strange, un, is not right. Is convinces to participate in this motion. What way however needs with attract him? Thor fell into the ponder. 托尔决定了,要把斯特兰奇给忽悠,嗯,不对。是说服参与进这次行动。不过需要用什么方式来吸引他呢？托尔陷入了思考。 When he movement of vision unconsciousness near corner Dawning 101 hair-growth lotions, the attention raises in his heart. 当他把目光无意识的移动到了墙角边上的曙光101生发水的时候,有一个注意在他心头升起。 „Strange, said earnestly. I am not ask you to fight today. I have the matter to ask you to help.” Thor looked for a complete stool to sit. “斯特兰奇,认真的说。我今天不是来找你打架的。我有事情找你帮忙。”托尔找了个完好的凳子坐了下来。 Strange facial color as before ugly saying: „Was needless saying that I will not help.” 斯特兰奇面色依旧难看的说道:“不用说了,我不会帮的。” Thor raised the eyebrow saying: „Doesn't listen to reward that I provide? Can make your brain maintain for a long time the high-speed operation and thought activeness, has with the good things of Kamar-Taj these special characteristics drinks same functions.” 托尔扬了扬眉毛说道:“不听听我提供的报酬吗？能够长期让你的脑子保持高速运转和思维活性,有着和卡玛泰基那些特质饮品一样的功能的好东西。” „Ha ~!” Strange sai has smiled: „I had.” “哈~！”斯特兰奇嗮笑了一下:“我已经有了。” Thor looks that Strange has also smiled, he puts forth the last trick up sleeve: „The thing that but I said non-toxic does not have any side effect harmlessly, the key does not fall the hair.” 托尔看着斯特兰奇也笑了一下,他使出撒手锏:“可是我说的这个东西无毒无害无任何副作用,关键是不掉头发。” A Strange face shocking looked to Thor. 斯特兰奇一脸震惊的看向了托尔。
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