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#372: Is troubles that the mouth causes inexpensively

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Thor is a little ignorant, why because did not know the oneself bewildered load greatly duty. That Cosmic Cube making, then thinks the means to flicker to give Nova Corps. 托尔有点懵,因为不知道为什么自己莫名其妙的担起了一个大任。那就是把宇宙魔方给弄出来,然后想办法忽悠交给新星军团。 This matter should not be makes Li Jie be done? He most excels at this matter, why wants me to do? Thor thought that oneself was possibly planned. 诶,这种事情不应该都是让李杰来做的吗？他最擅长这种事啊,为什么要我来做？托尔觉得自己可能被人算计了。 However probably not like, because this plan is he wants to come out, who can plan oneself? Although Li Jie said one at that time: „Who proposed, who is solved.” However from other perspectives, Li Jie has not planned oneself. 但是又好像不像,因为这个计划是他想出来的,谁能算计自己呢？虽然李杰当时说了一句:“谁提议,谁解决。”但是从其它方面来看,李杰并没有算计自己啊。 Thor has not a little ravelled, but he now an only clear point is, the matter that he must first handle stole to say Cosmic Cube from S.H.I.E.L.D. again. 托尔有点弄不明白了,但是他现在唯一明白的一点就是,他首先要做的事情就是从神盾局把宇宙魔方偷出来再说。 Because of clearly, even if Captain Rogers is unable to persuade the Security Council person to hand over Cosmic Cube. Because they impossible because a fabrication, or they thought the threat that in fact does not save gives up Cosmic Cube. 因为很明显,即便是罗杰斯队长也无法说动安全理事会的人交出宇宙魔方来。因为他们不可能因为一个莫须有,或者说他们觉得实际上并不存的威胁而放弃宇宙魔方。 Moreover is the threat really exists, they are also not necessarily able to drop. Sometimes person makes the person make from the Yamato greedy association/will is not that correct choice. 而且就算是威胁真的存在,他们也未必会放手。有的时候人的自大和贪婪总会让人做出并不是那么正确的选择。 Therefore Cosmic Cube wants taking away of radiance upright is impossible. The only way steals, even if Captain Rogers can provide a help, undoable special is obvious. 所以宇宙魔方想要光明正大的拿走是不可能的。唯一的方式就是偷,即便是罗杰斯队长能够提供一点帮助,也不能做的特别明显。 Because maintains person of Captain Rogers in political circle to suppose is very important. Regarding Illuminati, Captain Rogers is they influence biggest the character in the world political circle. Maintains his person supposes avalanche is not not inferior requests reinforcements the Nova Corps matter. 因为维持罗杰斯队长在政治圈里的人设是非常重要的。对于光照会来说,罗杰斯队长是他们在世界政治圈中影响力最大的人物。保持他的人设不崩塌是一件不逊于求援新星军团的事情。 Moreover the larceny is an action art, like the explosion is also an art, but the requests of these two art are different. Requests here Li Ming (Dawn) to be quiet, a request progresses galloping to be imposing. 而且偷窃是一门行为艺术,就像爆炸也是一门艺术一样,但是这两种艺术的要求是不同的。一个要求这里的黎明静悄悄,一个要求策马奔腾轰轰烈烈。 Thor can complete explosion gate art, but actually does not handle larceny art. He needs some helpers to help oneself, otherwise after he can only choose changes the body, breaks open the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s defense forcefully, then took Cosmic Cube in the mighty force is similar to takes something out of the pocket this method. 托尔能做好爆炸者门艺术,但是却搞不定偷窃这种艺术。他需要一些帮手来帮助自己,否则的话他只能选择变身以后强行破开神盾局的防御,然后在千军万马之中取宇宙魔方如同探囊取物这种方法了。 However such words S.H.I.E.L.D.'s lost was too big, was not Illuminati is willing to see. Therefore does Thor need a helper, Sif? It is not good, she is Sword Traveler, same is good at exploding the art with oneself. 不过这样的话神盾局的损失太大了,也不是光照会愿意看到的。所以托尔需要一个帮手,希芙？不行,她是一名剑客,和自己一样更加擅长爆炸艺术。 Tony? It is not good, if he were discovered is too big to the late plan influence. Dr. Banner? He is not managing Super Highspeed Rail, the words that now has free time must help Dr. Reed study together newly 【Hemorrhoids paste】, Two crazy scientists have been named as to the Skrulls' combat 【Hemorrhoids save big combat】. Really sciences and engineering steel male general wicked interest. 托尼？不行,他要是被发现了对后期的计划影响太大。班纳博士？唔,他在主持超级高铁,现在有空的话还要帮里德博士一起研究新的【痔疮膏】,两个疯狂的科学家已经把对斯库鲁人的作战定名为【痔疮拯救大作战】。真是理工科钢铁直男一般的恶趣味。 Professor Charles and Dr. Hank? Also is not quite good, now mutant just founded a nation, stemming from a very subtle time. If Professor Charles and Dr. Hank meddle this matter, if has brought to the attention of other people. In the future if appear any deviation, oneself has not shouldered the responsibility. 查尔斯教授和汉克博士？也不太好,现在变种人刚刚立国,出于一个很微妙的时间段。要是查尔斯教授和汉克博士插手这件事,要是引起了其他人的注意。将来要是出现了任何偏差,自己可是负不起责任的。 The best candidate who original Thor thinks is Li Jie, because he handles this matter to be specially fierce, excels specially. However now Li Jie is hiding oneself probably, from the start did not give oneself to find. 本来托尔想到的最好人选是李杰,因为他处理这种事情特别厉害,特别擅长。但是现在李杰好像就在躲着自己,压根不给自己找到。 Or asked Lan to help, but Lan could not find recently. She is busy at any Women United anything probably, Thor is not very clear. 或者说请岚帮忙的,但是岚最近也找不到了。她好像在忙什么妇联什么的,托尔不是很清楚。 Good, Thor thinks it over finally, to avoid oneself comes a thousand li (500 km) to walk the program. Only can do is asks him to think that is for a lifetime impossible to collaborate with the person who the opposite party spoke. 好吧,最后托尔思来想去,为了避免自己来一场千里走单骑的戏码。唯一能做的就是找一个他觉得一辈子都不可能在和对方说话的人联手。 Although two people live together under eaves, but has actually treated as does not exist mutually. Regards the air to be ordinary the opposite party, will eat meal will stagger the time. Must say that who this person is? Naturally lived in the long face in basement loses hair Archmage — — Dr. Stephen Strange! 虽然两人同住一个屋檐下,但是却一直当作互相不存在。把对方当成空气一般,就连吃饭都会错开时间。要说这个人是谁？当然是住在地下室里的马脸脱发大法师——史蒂夫-斯特兰奇医生了！ Thor planned not to have the connection( Strange with this person not to have connection with Thor), but present oneself has to look for him probably. 托尔原本打算再也不和这个人有瓜葛（斯特兰奇也不想和托尔有瓜葛）但是现在自己好像不得不去找他了呢。 Dá dá dá, stands in the entrance of basement, Thor knocked on a door. 哒哒哒,站在地下室的门口,托尔敲了敲门。 „Come.” Inside put on the Strange's sound. “请进。”里面穿来了斯特兰奇的声音。 He thinks that was Li Jie or is Lan looks for him, he could not guess correctly absolutely was Thor looks for him. Because in this house he can speak to chat to crack a joke with anybody, is not only good to Thor. When Thor walks he is very surprised. But Thor saw that the Strange's time is similarly surprised. Because Strange's head thick is spreading Dawning 101 hair-growth lotions. 他以为是李杰或者是岚来找他了,他绝对猜不到是托尔来找他。因为这个房子里他可以和任何人说话聊天开玩笑,唯独对托尔不行。所以当托尔走进来的时候他很惊讶。而托尔看到斯特兰奇的时候同样惊讶。因为斯特兰奇的头上正浓浓的涂着一层曙光101生发水。 Is Telanqi hair is the long hair in the male, after smudging the Dawning 101 hair-growth lotions that sizes up looked like hits the gel to send the wax to be the same to the hair. Temporarily the fixed hairstyle simply looks like a strange ugly incomparable big head of tender. 是特兰奇的头发在男性中属于中长发,涂抹打量的曙光101生发水后就像是给头发打了发胶发蜡一样。暂时固定的发型简直就像是一个奇丑无比的大油头。 Thor looked in the basement to pile in corner/horn boxes of Dawning 101 hair-growth lotions, the full dāng dāng box now only the remaining skulls, the consumption is astonishing! 托尔看了看地下室里堆在一角的曙光101生发水的箱子,原本满满当当的箱子现在都只剩下空壳了,消耗量惊人啊！ Thor muttered one gently: „Has not thought that real, they said you Dawning hair-growth lotion, when the running water uses. I had not believed that now looked like.” 托尔轻轻咕哝了一声:“没想到是真的,他们说你把曙光生发水当自来水用的。我原本还不信,现在看起来是真的了。” Has not thought that the person is Thor's Strange is somewhat surprised, but hears words Strange that Thor said not to know that is because angry or because oneself was seen like this somewhat becomes angry out of shame, or both have, therefore the Strange's complexion became flushed. 没有想到来人是托尔的斯特兰奇有些惊讶,而听到托尔说的话斯特兰奇不知道是因为愤怒还是因为自己这样子被人看到了有些恼羞成怒,或者两者都有,所以斯特兰奇的脸色涨红了一些。 He was roaring to Thor: „Did you specially ridicule my? What's wrong, is your hair long long and thick is very extraordinary?” 他对着托尔咆哮道:“你就是特意来嘲笑我的吗？怎么,你头发长得又长又浓密就很了不起吗？” Thor facing Strange almost subconscious replied: „Yes, is very extraordinary. At least I do not need to use Dawning every day 101.” If Thor planned, does not pay attention to the Strange's words as before, he spoke of like this also good. 托尔面对斯特兰奇几乎下意识的就回答道:“是啊,是很了不起啊。至少我不用每天用曙光101。”如果托尔打算以后依旧不理会斯特兰奇的话,他这样说到还行。 However he needs help from Strange now, therefore the words said Thor to regret. My this damn mouth! Thor thought a fan oneself slap and slap in the face. 但是他现在有求于斯特兰奇,所以话一说出口托尔就后悔了。我这张该死的嘴！托尔想扇自己一耳光了。 But shames Strange facing Thor's appears the extraordinary anger. His anger should be, goddess that in the oneself heart most loves by the present fatty snatching, the oneself elegant black hair increasingly was reducing, but the golden hair of opposite party exceptionally is thick. oneself to maintain the oneself stature and image and year to year controls the diet, but the opposite party eats and drinks extravagantly various types of junk food, fat also has the girl to like like only the orange cat. 而面对托尔的羞辱斯特兰奇显得出奇的愤怒。他的愤怒是应该的啊,自己心中最爱的女神被眼前的胖子给抢了,自己飘逸的黑发在日渐减少而对方的金发还异常浓密。自己为了维持自己的身材和形象而常年控制饮食,而对方大吃大喝各种垃圾食品,胖的就像只橘猫一样还有女孩喜欢。 Especially now, he also dares to come to the basement to ridicule oneself unexpectedly. Even if the opposite party is a god, this also went too far! Strange thought that oneself needs to fight for the dignity! 尤其是现在,他居然还敢来到地下室嘲笑自己。哪怕对方是神,这样也欺人太甚了！斯特兰奇觉得自己需要为尊严而战！ He is gloomy the face to speak of: „Quick, I will not make your hair fall out or off entirely completely!” His both hands have ignited raging flame, he had decided is dies must fire bald Thor! 他阴沉着脸说到:“很快就不是了,我会让你的头发全部掉光！”他的双手燃起了熊熊烈火,他决定了就算是死也要把托尔烧成一个秃头！
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