In Venus Base. 金星基地内。 „Have you made Doom restore the original appearance?” Dr. Hank with keyboard rapid is hitting various data, while was inquiring like this to Li Jie. “你已经让杜姆恢复了原来的容貌了？”汉克博士一边用键盘飞速的打着各种数据,一边对着李杰这样询问到。 „Yes, not only that. I also all tell the matter that Reed handled in the past to him. He unexpectedly at the scene said that must break the Reed's both hands both feet, I also really am a little surprised.” Li Jie sat on the backless stool is depressed is saying. “是的,不仅如此。我还把里德当年做的事情全都告诉给他了。他居然没有当场表示要打断里德的双手双脚,我还真的是有点惊讶。”李杰坐在板凳上闷闷的说着。 Because of the event of extraterrestrial cow, now the entire Illuminati internal atmosphere is not very happy. Was also stuttering besides Thor unscrupulous loudly outside the beef, everybody had does not want to eat any meats a long time. 因为外星牛的事件,现在整个光照会内部的气氛都不是很愉快。除了托尔还肆无忌惮的大口吃着牛肉以外,大家都有很长一段时间不想吃任何肉类了。 Asked why Thor can the heart be so big?, 问托尔为什么可以这么心大？、 Answer: „Eats extraterrestrial, has to eat! Back then I in XXX @#¥%.” 答:“吃个把外星人而已,又不是没有吃过！想当年我在XXX的时候@#¥%。” Because the content bloody and violence story has carried on the suitable deletion. In brief, Thor is not one pure looks like the Lightning fatty who from the semblance is so good to bully. Now his temperament improved, and understood how to be together with the person. 因为内容过于的血腥和暴力这段故事进行了适当的删减。总而言之,托尔可不是一个单纯从外表上看起来那么好欺负的闪电胖子。只是现在他的脾气变好了,并且懂得如何与人相处了而已。 In any case according to the Thor's view: „Refuses to accept to hit! Fears a wool! Incorrect I go home to call my father. Un...... Probably is not right, my father recently in hibernation( Li Jie: Your father is the black bear!). It is not good can also ask me younger sister to lead the army to come! Goes to war, fears anything!” 反正按照托尔的说法:“不服就打啊！怕个毛！不行的我回家叫我爸爸来。嗯……好像不对,我的爸爸最近在冬眠（李杰:你爸爸是狗熊吧!）。不行还可以叫我妹妹带着大军来嘛！打仗而已,怕什么！” The god of thunder and war in front of facing the possible appear war does not care at all. However in Illuminati other people must care a whoop like this. Because this civilization conflict made that well does not become more troublesome. 雷霆与战争之神在面对可能出现的战争面前毫不在意。不过光照会内其他的人可不能这样毫不在意。因为这种文明冲突弄得不好会变得更加麻烦。 After all what Earth need is the development, the war is only the method of self-protection, this does not play the strategy game. Wins the war in the game is the ultimate objective. How to stop the war in the reality is the ultimate objective. 毕竟地球需要的是发展,战争只是自我保护的手段,这不是玩战略游戏。在游戏里打赢战争是最终目标。在现实中如何停止战争才是最终目标。 Therefore now Illuminati besides in stepping up the construction work of interstellar fleet, another job requirement does. That inoculates through the leaders who the ways of various suggestions give various countries. 所以现在光照会除了在加紧星际舰队的建设工作以外,还有另一件工作需要做。那就是通过各种暗示的方式来给各国的领导人们打预防针。 This matter gives Tony and Captain Rogers generally does. Naturally, currently also has Doom. Does not need to inoculate as for Doom this aspect, told him the truth directly, then made him put in order the army to prepare. 这件事一般都是交给托尼和罗杰斯队长去做的。当然了,现在还有个杜姆。至于杜姆这个方面就不需要打预防针了,直接把实情告诉他,然后让他整军备战吧。 After all Doom does not want to be given the elimination by extraterrestrial. Is Dr. Reed there. Tony already secret Dr. Reed shifting to some secret research institute. 毕竟杜姆也不想被外星人给消灭是不是。还有就是里德博士那里。托尼已经秘密的把里德博士给转移到某个秘密的研究所了。 Except that Johnny was recruited S.W.O.R.D. to meet outside the interstellar fleet that the secret forms by Captain Rogers. Reed and Susan as well as this can make the oneself secret research institute by Tony. 除去约翰尼被罗杰斯队长招募去天剑局会秘密组建的星际舰队以外。里德和苏珊以及本三人都被托尼能弄去自己的秘密研究所了。 „Development, and produces that gene locking medicament that you said massively!” Tony serious was saying to Reed at that time like this. “研制,并且大规模的生产你说的那种基因锁定药剂！”托尼当时一脸严肃的对着里德这样说道。 „If the start war, these extraterrestrial can find us, but we actually could not find them. Such form is very disadvantageous to us. We need to turn around the situation, or is weapon that makes them dread.” “如果真的开始战争的话,那些外星人能找到我们,但是我们却找不到他们。这样的形式对我们很不利。我们需要能够扭转战局,或者是让他们忌惮的武器。” „General thermonuclear weapon of Earth production perhaps to they will not have many injuries( Venus fleet not in this row). If so, we need to battle through the inhumane way. We need to make not the coordinated war that one possibly can have.” “地球生产的一般热核武器恐怕对他们不会有多少伤害（金星舰队的不在此列）。如果是这样的话,我们需要通过更加不人道的方式来作战了。我们需要做一场可能会发生的不对等战争。” Susan and knew past Reed has made anything. They as participated in this research that the Reed most important assistant also complied with. 苏珊和本已经都知道了当年里德做了什么。他们作为里德最重要的助手也顺应的参加了这场研究。 Susan has raised the eyebrow: „Were you say biochemical weapon and gene weapon?” 苏珊扬了扬眉毛:“你是说生化武器和基因武器？” Tony nodded: „Yes, is this. We possibly lacked the upfront hard just ability, but we can crooked line of national salvation. If Reed can make massively to the Goblin star's natives gene locking medicament, then we can hit to press as the weights of negotiations with this with.” 托尼点了点头:“是的,就是这样。我们可能缺少正面硬刚的能力,但是我们可以曲线救国。如果里德能够大规模的制造对哥布林星人的基因锁定药剂,那么我们可以用这个作为谈判的砝码以打促和。” „Can to the Goblin star's natives suitable compensation, but cannot admit mistakes absolutely, cannot surpass the bottom line.” These that Tony said are the results that the Illuminati internal discussion will obtain from now on finally. “可以给哥布林星人适当的赔偿,但是绝对不能认错,也不能超出底线。”托尼说的这些是光照会内部讨论过后最后得出的结果。 Can compensate Goblin star's natives in the politeness, this is to an opposite party stair under. However admits mistakes the apology is impossible, 可以在礼貌上对哥布林星人进行赔偿,这算是给对方一个台阶下。但是认错道歉是不可能的, Because such later two civilization are under not a coordinated condition. Others will clutch are not putting this matter. As for the bottom line of compensation, can only in any case a symbolic compensation thing. Earth is such barren place, you must dare with affect the Earth's normal development, then we make war! Hits in any case in any case. 因为这样之后两个文明就会处在一种不对等的状态下。别人会揪着不放这件事。至于赔偿的底线,反正只能象征性的赔偿点东西。地球就是这么贫瘠的地方,你要敢拿多了影响到地球的正常发展,那么我们还是开战吧！反正横竖都是打。 Therefore Earth needs to find a method of eliminating illegal publications asymmetrical war to solve this problem. 所以地球需要找到一个打非对称战争的方法来解决这个问题。 „It looks like the tunnel warfare, mine warfare, the guerrilla warfare wait/etc. and so on method.” At that time Li Jie thought on oneself first had watched many oratorios: „Cannot the upfront hardly just, the asymmetrical warfare be we best choice shape in any case.” “就像是地道战,地雷战,游击战等等之类的方法。”当时李杰想到了自己上一世看过的很多神剧:“反正不能正面硬刚,非对称战争是我们最好的选择形态。” „But we cannot put on Earth battlefield, otherwise the war ended our homelands also to ruin.” Captain Rogers some agreed with the Li Jie's viewpoint. “但是我们不能把战场放到地球上,不然战争结束我们的家园也毁掉了。”罗杰斯队长部分同意了李杰的观点。 Therefore then had Tony to request Reed to make the request of this gene locking medicament massively. And the people in Illuminati also start to start the oneself ability, starts to seek. Had a look at that time the Angus pasture large explosion time has cow that ran away. Then makes to give the Reed research. Let him cause stronger gene medicament. 于是这才有了托尼要求里德大规模制造这种基因锁定药剂的要求。并且光照会内的众人也开始发动自己的能力,开始去寻找。看看当时安格斯牧场大爆炸的时候有没有逃出来的牛。然后弄来给里德研究。让他弄出更强的基因药剂。 Requests regarding Tony's, Reed suddenly appeared somewhat embarrassed. He somewhat shy saying: „Actually, that anything. In the past Lehman Brothers went bankrupt, causing me to count the million USD property to evaporate, and also carried on the back has counted the million USD debt.” 对于托尼的要求,里德忽然显得有些不好意思了。他有些扭捏的说道:“其实,那个什么。当年雷曼兄弟破产,导致了我数百万美元的财产蒸发,并且还背上了数百万美元的债务。” „To ease the economic pressures, I have to sell some my patented technologies and scientific research inventions.” What Reed said is the truth, but Tony one not good premonitions. “为了缓解经济压力,我不得不出售一些我的专利技术和科研发明。”里德说的是实情,但是托尼有一种不好的预感。 „Wait, should you not say your gene locking medicament also in this?!” Tony incredible looks at Reed. “等等,你该不会说你的基因锁定药剂也在这里面？！”托尼不可置信的看着里德。 „Yes.” Reed happy nod. “是的。”里德痛快的点头。 „Ha!” The Tony's intonation changed: „Were you insane? Takes this type of thing to other scientific research institutions? Even we do not know it also does have other to the humankind side effect!” “哈！”托尼的声调都变了:“你是疯了吗？把这种东西拿给其他科研机构？甚至我们不知道它还有没有其他的对人类的副作用！” In doctor old god in saying: „In fact not. I later have studied this medicament for a long time. It regarding humankind and gene not any use of Earth lifeform. Also does not have any response with our gene chains.” 里的博士老神在在的说道:“实际上并没有。我之后研究过这个药剂很长时间了。它对于人类和地球生物的基因并没有任何用处。也不与我们的基因链起任何反应。” Tony was then more curious: „Since is absolutely useless, then that scientific research institution will buy this type of thing to come back to conduct the academic research?” 这下托尼更好奇了:“既然完全没有用,那么那个科研机构会花钱买这种东西回来进行学术研究？” Reed was coier: „Actually is not the scientific research institution, but is a pharmaceutical factory.” 里德更加扭捏了:“其实不是科研机构,而是一家药厂。” „Good, did this gadget also become the medicine to humankind?” “好吧,这玩意儿对人类还成为药了？” „Yes.” “是的。” „Which pharmaceutical factory? Rui splendor? Astrazeneca? Johnson?” “哪一家药厂？瑞辉？阿斯利康？还是强生？” Reed hesitant a while has opened the mouth saying: „Actually is a China pharmaceutical factory, the price that they start out is highest. Their names are called Ma Yinglong.” 里德犹豫了一会儿才开口说道:“其实是一家中国的药厂,他们开出的价格最高。他们的名字叫做马应龙。” „What? This sounds likely a personal name, what do they produce?” Tony has thought the half of the day has not thought Ma Yinglong is any international large-scale pharmaceutical factory. “什么？这听起来像个人名,他们生产什么的？”托尼想了半天也没有想到马应龙是什么国际大型药厂。 Finally Reed helped him dispel doubt, Reed opens the mouth slowly said: „This China pharmaceutical factory produces the hemorrhoids paste specially, but copes with the Goblin star's natives gene locking medicament regarding Earthling is the best hemorrhoids therapeutic agent. I think that Ma Yinglong pharmaceutical factory has produced many these medicines.”( Note) 最后还是里德帮他解惑了,里德缓缓的开口说道:“这家中国药厂专门生产痔疮膏,而对付哥布林星人的基因锁定药剂对于地球人来说是最好的痔疮治疗药剂。我想马应龙药厂已经生产很多这些药物了。”（注） Tony Stark: „@#¥%...... &\;*” 托尼-史塔克:“@#¥%……&\;*” .................. ……………… In Venus Base. 金星基地内。 Li Jie looks that the Ma Yinglong hemorrhoids paste of stack in warehouse thought this war is not very inevitably reasonable. 李杰看着堆放在仓库里的马应龙痔疮膏就觉得这场战争必然很不靠谱。 This world Dr. Reed has written " Evolution » script according to the oneself true story. Dr. Reed in the movie mapped the oneself scientist ultimately to defeat the extraterrestrial lifeform with Head &\; Shoulders shampoo. 这个世界里德博士按照自己的真实故事写了《进化危机》的剧本。在电影里里德博士映射自己的科学家最终用海飞丝洗发水战胜了外星生物。 But in reality world, he decided that uses the hemorrhoids paste one time to hit hard to Goblin star's natives. After Ma Yinglong, becomes the super arms merchant of interstellar rank? 而在现实世界里,他决定使用痔疮膏给哥布林星人一次重击。难道马应龙以后将成为星际级别的超级军火商？ Li Jie lent Ma Yinglong hemorrhoids paste of small packing then to say to Dr. Hank from the big packing case: „Why I thought that this does defeat extraterrestrial not more reasonable than with Head &\; Shoulders? Do we want to use to Goblin star's natives this gadget? First invited their big mouth eating Sichuan hot hot pan boiling turkey surface?” 李杰从大的包装箱里拆出了一个小包装的马应龙痔疮膏然后对着汉克博士说道:“为什么我觉得这比用海飞丝战胜外星人还不靠谱？我们要怎么把这玩意儿给哥布林星人用？先请他们大口的吃四川麻辣火锅煮火鸡面吗？” „Then did we again sell to them these things? And told them, if keeping stood, their genes will be deadlocked?” “然后我们再把这些东西卖给他们？并且告诉他们要是不停站的话,他们的基因就会被锁死？” Dr. Hank has pushed the black frame eyeglasses: „Is good means. Perhaps starting today you should study to suit the Goblin star's natives taste the hot hot pot and turkey surface.” 汉克博士推了推黑框眼镜:“是个好办法。也许从今天开始你就应该研究一下适合哥布林星人口味的麻辣火锅和火鸡面了。” . Li Jie threw the hemorrhoids paste to. Such high compels the organization of standard to finally with the hemorrhoids paste and extraterrestrial fights a victory and defeat? Good, cannot say. 啪嗒。李杰把痔疮膏丢到一边去了。这么高逼格的组织最后要用痔疮膏和外星人决一胜负？好吧,不能这么说。 Should say that the Goblin star's natives gene locking medicament to the buttocks of Earthling has good protective function. 应该说哥布林星人的基因锁定药剂恰好对地球人的臀部有很好的保护作用。 Damn, like this said where probably does not have to go well. Shaking the head of Li Jie worry, but passed on a message in this time Venus Base intelligent AI Friday. 见鬼,这样说好像也没有好到哪里去。李杰烦恼的摇了摇头,而就在这个时候金星基地的智能AI星期五传讯过来。 „commander your excellency, had discovered in the tenth interstellar patrol fleet that nearby Pluto went on patrol the suspicious extraterrestrial ships were approaching Solar System. From path, their goal Earth.” “指挥官阁下,在冥王星附近巡逻的第十星际巡逻舰队发现了可疑的外星舰船正在靠近太阳系。从轨迹上来看,他们的目标正是地球。” speak of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives. Just was still talking over Goblin star's natives. Good, this time must catch the living witness, making them taste the hot hot pan boiling turkey surface enthusiasm receive cordially! 说曹操,曹操到啊。刚刚还在念叨哥布林星人呢。好吧,这一次要抓活口,让他们尝一尝麻辣火锅煮火鸡面的热情款待！ Illustration: Reed of 616 main universes have invented the totally cure hemorrhoids medicament. In addition the preamble has written, this world's «Evolution» is the Reed screenwriter. Therefore I unified this. 注解:616主宇宙的里德发明过百分百治愈痔疮的药剂。再加上前文写了,这个世界的《进化危机》是里德编剧的。所以我把这个结合了一下。 Also is to Earthling is good medicine, but to Skrulls is violently poisonous. 也就是对地球人是良药,但是对斯库鲁人是剧毒。