DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#333: Earth is a very backward place

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Recently Doom crossed is very happy. It can be said that recently 10 in several years happiest days. In his life, only then 20 many years ago had not been disfigured one's face, go to school that days that to have such happily in the school. 杜姆最近过的很开心。可以说是最近十几年中最开心的一段日子了。在他的人生中只有二十多年前还没有被毁容的时候,在学校上学的那段日子有这么开心过。 What runs under the setting sun is my youth! Doom a little thought of gratefully then shallot years. 在夕阳下奔跑的是我的青春啊！杜姆有点感念当时的青葱岁月了。 But now can let only he feels happily happy, only then looked that these oneself repugnant people admitted defeat. For example entraps other national government anything, compelling the leaders who these keep aloof to admit mistakes anything. 而现在唯一能让他感觉到开心愉快的只有看那些自己讨厌的人吃瘪了。比如坑害其它国家政府什么的,逼得那些高高在上的领导人们必须要低头认错什么的。 For example like the present, compelling these leaders to negotiate anything with Tuvalu's young female President. And also lets these person of inferior status. 比如说像现在一样,逼得那些领导人不得不和图瓦卢的年轻女总统谈判什么的。并且还让那些人处于劣势的地位。 Now makes Tuvalu be in the seller's market, can set all kinds of requests. Not only wants free of charge provides various funds and resources, but must examine and approve New Life X Medicine fast. 现在让图瓦卢处于卖方市场,可以提出各种各样的要求。不仅仅要无偿的提供各资金和资源,还要快速审批x新生药剂。 But all these are because Latveria's butted to create passive of various countries horizontally. In order to resist Latveria, and prevents Latveria appear to monopolize the phenomenon of new life medicine market(, even if there is 20 year). All governments now sparing no effort ejects various good conditions, to let Tuvalu changes an attitude. 而这一切都是因为拉脱维利亚的横插一脚而造成了各国的被动。为了对抗拉脱维利亚,并且阻止拉脱维利亚出现垄断新生药剂市场的现象（哪怕只有二十年）。各国政府现在是不遗余力的抛出各种好条件,就是为了让图瓦卢回心转意。 Therefore, the person a little violates sometimes inexpensively. Wants you to pull out several billion USD from the beginning obviously, you did not agree. 所以啊,人有的时候就是有点犯贱。明明一开始只是要你们掏个几十亿美元,你们不同意。 Now was good, few 10 billion USD words project cannot discuss. Moreover is more bewildered many provisos. Really, the thing of delivering is not the good thing. Only then others and you snatch will realize that this type of thing was good. 现在好了,没有几百亿美元的话项目根本谈不下来。而且还莫名其妙多了很多的附带条件。果然啊,送上门的东西都不是好东西。只有别人和你抢的时候才会意识到这种东西有多好了。 Through various negotiations, exerts pressure, all kinds of conditions. The Tuvalu aspect complies to return the Latveria investment finally several 10 billion USD. Even if this sum of money does not exist actually. 通过各种谈判,施压,还有各种各样的条件。图瓦卢方面终于答应退还拉脱维利亚投资的几百亿美元。哪怕这笔钱其实根本不存在。 Tuvalu and Latveria have relieved the treaty. Finally · only retained Latveria to sell the 20 year in Eastern Europe partially the exclusive right. Other this point countries make motionless. Because Eastern European that lump is the Doom's domain, you want to go in cannot go. 图瓦卢与拉脱维利亚解除了条约。最后·只保留了拉脱维利亚在东欧部分销售二十年的垄断权。这一点其它国家是弄不动的。因为东欧那疙瘩就是杜姆的地盘,你想进去也进不去。 Therefore Doom in fact has not lost any thing from beginning to end. The condition that because from the beginning he and Li Jie reached an agreement was this. This is an international double reed. Does not have anybody to think, being individualistic Great Dictator Doom will also coordinate others to put on a shuanghuang performance. 所以杜姆从头到尾实际上并没有损失什么东西。因为一开始他和李杰谈好的条件就是这样的。这不过是一场国际双簧。只是没有任何人想过,特立独行的大独裁者杜姆也会配合别人演双簧。 This has created many countries at formally the mistake of judgment, to calm down the domestic mutant storm, anti- mutant( they strongly request all mutant to inject New Life X Medicine. If no money they can pay) the demonstration. Many countries have pledged the quite preferential condition. 这就造成了许多国家在形式上判断的错误,为了平息国内的变种人风暴,还有反变种人（他们强烈要求所有的变种人都注射x新生药剂。要是没钱的话他们可以买单）的示威。许多国家都开出了相当优惠的条件。 Free provision fund, has exclusive selling rights agreement, even some preparation regards the vaccine that must inject to use New Life X Medicine. 无偿的提供资金,包销协议,甚至某的国家准备把x新生药剂当成必须注射的疫苗来使用。 Being indifferent to another's plight Doom great emperor expressed this very happily, this ultra rousing. oneself has not lost anything to see a good play, is very crisp. What the life is alive also has compared with doing matter crisply? 隔岸观火的杜姆大帝表示这很令人开心,这超让人兴奋的。自己没有损失什么就看到了一场好戏,很爽的。人生在世还有什么比搞事情这个更爽的吗？ The Doom's answer is: Besides the explosion, anything cannot compared with doing the matter crisply! 杜姆的答案是:除了爆炸以外,没有什么能比搞事情更爽的了！ Therefore went to find the Doom's time in Li Jie to Latveria, just entered the Doom ( doom ) hall to ruin ( doom ) castle to hear a frank big laughter. 于是在李杰去到拉脱维利亚找到杜姆的时候,刚刚进入到毁灭（doom）城堡的杜姆（doom）大厅就听到了一阵爽朗的大笑声。 „hā hā hā hā hā!” Probably Doom smiles is very happy. “哈哈哈哈哈哈！”杜姆好像笑的很开心。 It looks like the laughter that the big villain plot prevailing time reveals as for this laughter, is pure self-satisfied smiling. This Li Jie particularly did not care actually. 至于这个笑声是更像大反派阴谋得逞时候露出的笑声,还是单纯的得意的笑。这个其实李杰就不是特别关心了。 The matter that because Dr. Reed causes lets Li Jie special being vexed. Thinks that before everybody ate the barbecue to sing together happily, then all finished eating some people to run over to tell you: You eat is the fleshes! 因为里德博士弄出的事情让李杰特别的糟心。想一想吧,之前大家一起愉快的吃着烤肉唱着歌,然后全都吃完了有人跑过来告诉你:你们吃的都是人肉！ Good, any good mood not to have! 好吧,什么好心情都没有了吧！ Especially Li Jie is always bragged oneself is just superhero is coming(?). Moreover this matter gave rise to the vital problem, because this matter caused on Earth to have the million person to eat Goblin star's natives and descendant probably. 尤其是李杰一向是自诩自己为正义的超级英雄来着的（？）。而且这件事已经发生了重大的问题了,因为这件事导致了地球上大概有上百万人吃了哥布林星人及其后代。 And now the guardian of opposite party looked, 并且现在对方的家长找了过来了, When has a possibility civilization conflict very much could not avoid. Said, this matter turns into such Li Jie not to think. Regarding has killed Reed anything, that is only the angry words. If had the behavior of Goblin star's natives wantonly invasion, then Dr. Reed is very important strength. 很有可能一场文明冲突时避免不了的了。说真的,这种事情变成这样李杰是真的不想的。至于说去杀了里德什么的,那只是气话。因为如果真的发生了哥布林星人大肆入侵的行为,那么里德博士是非常重要的战力。 Naturally does not make him carry the firearm charge. But refers to his gene locking medicament perhaps being able to apply. 当然不是真的让他端着枪械冲锋。而是指他的基因锁定药剂说不定能派上用场。 In any case this matter Earthling definitely is incorrect that makes. However this matter really was unable to admit mistakes. This irrelevant just and non- was just, completely was the matter that race civilization continued. 反正这件事地球人肯定是做的不对的。但是这件事还就真不能认错。这无关正义和非正义了,完全是一种种族文明延续的事情了。 Therefore Reed cannot die, but all these are he make! He wants to grasp Goblin star's natives, he turns into the cow these fellows, he has become confused for Noah...... 所以里德不能死,但是这一切都是他弄出来的啊！要不是他想要抓哥布林星人,要不是他把那些家伙都变成牛,要不是他为了诺尔贝冲昏了头脑…… Said, makes them be massacred with hot-melt gun by Doom will directly not have today such troublesome aspect. 说真的,直接让他们被杜姆用热熔枪杀掉都不会有今天这么麻烦的局面。 Therefore Li Jie was Doom brings today has saved his facial features the medicament. This achieves the initial commitment, to release hate of heart. 所以李杰今天为杜姆带来了拯救他面容的药剂了。这既是达成当初的承诺,同时也是为了一泄心头之恨。 „Is this medicament that you said?” Doom received new life medicine to be somewhat curious from Li Jie's. “这就是你说的药剂？”杜姆从李杰的手上接过新生药剂有些好奇。 „Yes.” Li Jie nodded: „This is only part of abilities in new life medicine. Our entire product line has the different varieties. After so long as various countries start large-scale listing New Life X Medicine to go to cure these Epsilon Grade mutant. We can promote go on the market.” “是的。”李杰点了点头:“这只是新生药剂中的一部分能力而已。我们整个产品线有很多不同的品种。只要等到各国开始大规模上市x新生药剂去治愈那些伊普西隆级变种人之后。我们就可以推广上市了。” first generation of new life medicine have not increased any other 【Seasoning】 Going. Can regard is pure therapeutic agent is not overrated. Obtained cure appearance new life medicine Doom to wave, expressed that now too does not want to speak with Li Jie, enabling him to leave. Li Jie bold guess, Doom impatient wanted to restore the oneself handsome appearance. 第一代的新生药剂没有添加任何其他的【佐料】进去。可以当成是单纯的治疗药剂也不为过。得到了治愈容貌的新生药剂的杜姆挥了挥手,表示现在不太想和李杰说话,让他可以离开了。李杰大胆的猜测,杜姆是迫不及待的想要去恢复自己英俊的容貌去了。 However this time comes Latveria, Li Jie is not pure delivers the medicine to Doom. He also had the important matter and Doom said. For example that ecosphere about 20 year ago, extraterrestrial that Reed meets. 但是这次来拉脱维利亚,李杰可不是单纯的给杜姆送药来的。他还有重要的事情和杜姆说。比如说关于二十年前的那个生态圈,还有里德遇见的外星人。 Naturally also had to write the screenplay to discredit Doom's matter Li Jie about Reed in secret also one and said. Finally also speculated about Reed's, having extraterrestrial must attack Earth this matter saying. 当然了还有关于里德写了个电影剧本暗中抹黑杜姆的事情李杰也一并讲了出来。最后还把关于里德的推测,有外星人要进攻地球这件事给说了出来。 After Li Jie altogether these all said that the facial skin under Doom mask cannot bear jump, does not know that was because extraterrestrial attacked Earth, because oneself by Reed discrediting this matter. 当李杰一股脑的把这些全都说出来之后,杜姆面具下的脸皮都忍不住跳了一下,不知道是因为外星人进攻地球,还是因为自己被里德给抹黑这件事。 However no matter what, this matter needs to say. Not was only and Doom said that but also needs to inoculate with other governments. Therefore Captain Rogers had also found Johnny, inquired whether he is willing to join a secret outer space legion organization. 不过不管怎样,这件事还是需要说出来的。不仅仅是和杜姆说,还需要和其它政府打预防针。所以罗杰斯队长也找到了约翰尼,询问他是否愿意加入一个秘密的太空军团组织。 Present Earth needs to provide for a rainy day, at least must before these Goblin star's natives arrive at Earth prepares defense. 现在的地球需要未雨绸缪了,至少要在那些哥布林星人来到地球之前做好防御的准备。 But in the edge of Milky Way Galaxy fourth bracket, Guardians of the Galaxy that Star Lord and he led is listening to «80s Rock and roll Golden tune To gather Editing» Music is getting more and more near in the Earth's direction. 而在银河系第四悬臂的边缘上,星爵和他带领的银河护卫队正听着《八十年代摇滚金曲合辑》的音乐向着地球的方向越来越近了。 And Star Lord is the oneself companion is still having the preventive inoculation: „Un, what place is Earth? Should say that is a very backward place, hopes when the time comes should not be too disappointed.” 并且星爵还在为自己的同伴打着预防针:“嗯,地球是个什么样的地方？应该说是一个很落后的地方,希望你们到时候不要太失望。”
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