In the morningwhenLi Jieneedsto go to bathroomputsHammer of Thunderonhistoilet coveris onlysomeThor'swell-meaningjokes.
早上在李杰需要上厕所的时候在他的马桶盖上放上雷霆之锤只是托尔的一些善意的玩笑。Using the Hammer of Thundercharacteristics: OtherpeoplebesidesThorcannothold upit, even if the strengthis better thanHulknot to be good.
利用雷霆之锤的特性:除了托尔以外其他人并不能举起它,哪怕力量强如浩克也不行。God of ThunderThorplayed the well-meaningjokewithLi Jierecently.雷神托尔最近与李杰开了许多善意的玩笑。1: WhenLioutstandinggateplaces the entrance of roomHammer of Thunder, makingLi Jiebe strandedin the bedroomcannot go out, the wayeitherdoor who comes outonlygivesto tear down, eitherjumpsfromtwo floors. The community that thereforeLi Jielives incansee a marvelous sightrecently.
1:在李杰出门的时候把雷霆之锤放在房间的大门口,让李杰困在寝室里出不了门,唯一出来的方式要么把门给拆掉,要么就从二楼跳下去。于是李杰家住的社区最近都能看到一个奇景。Somebought the inhabitants in twosmallvillasto jump downfrom the oneselfroomtwo floorswindowevery morning. Surprisingflexiblewithbalanced state, hehas not been injuredunexpectedly.
某个买下了二层小别墅的住户每天早上都从自己房间二楼的窗户一跃而下。令人惊讶的灵活与平衡性,他居然没有受伤。„Ha, hā hā. Irunin the practice the coolelementary action, does not needto be worried aboutme.”Li Jiesotothesesomewhatcared that hisneighborwas sayinglike this, onhisfaceis hanging the smiling face. Un, probablyis the smiling face.
“哈,哈哈。我只是在练习跑酷的基本动作,不用担心我。”李杰如此对那些有些关心他的邻居这样说着,他的脸上挂着笑容。嗯,大概是笑容。2: PutsHammer of Thunderon the driver seat of Li Jie'sfloatrace car, was just good, generallyinchair that the positionplaces. IfLi Jiedid not mind that candrivewithhalfsquattingposture.
2:在李杰的悬浮跑车的驾驶座上放上雷霆之锤,位置摆放的刚刚好,一般就是在座椅的正中间。如果李杰不介意的话可以用半蹲姿势去开车。Naturallyhecannotopenis too quick, can't the slam on the brakes, whyas for? hē hē.
当然他不能开太快,也不能急刹车,至于为什么?呵呵。3: „Mycheckbook?!”Li Jiecrazylooks forinoneselfcheckbook. As the Marvel Companyboss, hecurrentlyalso has the sale price. checkbookat leastcanstart outdoes not surpass the 5 millionUSDfollowingcash check, Citibankwill exchange.
3:“我的支票本呢?!”李杰疯狂的找自己的支票本中。作为marvel公司的老板,他现在也是颇有身价的。支票本至少能开出不超过五百万美元以下的现金支票,花旗银行都会兑换。Therefore after checkbooklost, heisveryanxious.
所以支票本丢失了以后,他还是挺急的。Un, everybodyguesses that ~underthatgrayhammeris pressingwhat is the smallbook?
嗯,大家猜~那个灰色锤子下面压着的小本子是什么?Believesme, theseare the Thorgood intentionsjokes. Notanyretaliation, as well as, becauseLi Jieoncecompelled the dietingmeal that heis havingto be unpalatable, andforcesto lose weightmakeshimkickin the swimming pool, if not attain a designated standardwithmachine-gun burstanything, relationswill not have.
相信我,这些都是托尔善意的玩笑。并没有任何打击报复,以及因为李杰曾经逼着他吃难吃的节食餐,并且强制减肥的时候让他在泳池扑腾,假如不达标就会用机枪扫射什么的,一点关系都没有。Comes to seeThorthatpair of sincerelook, whathesaidisreal. However do youdareto open the eyeglassesare speaking?
来看托尔那双真诚的眼神,他说的是真的。不过你敢把眼镜睁开在说话吗?Righthas while convenient raised. The Thor'sbody weighthas not reduced, at present130kilogramappearance, but the bodyfatrate/leadlowered a point, thismakeshimlook likedoes not have the realbody weightto be so fat.
哦,对了顺带一提。托尔的体重还是没有减下来,目前还是一百三十公斤的样子,不过体脂率又低了一点,这让他看起来没有真实体重那么胖。HoweverandchangesbehindGod of Thunderappearancehas the disparityin any case, the average personcannot recognize.
不过反正和变身后的雷神样子还是有差距,一般人是认不出来的。HoweverGod of ThundergripsHammer of Thunder, after changingbodybecomesGod of Thunder, the appearancewill also change, turns intoheoriginallystrongappearance.
但是雷神握住雷霆之锤,变身成为雷霆之神之后,样子也会改变,变成他原本强壮的样子。„This has carried on the shortmodelwithdivine powertobody. Thiswill consumeIveryfewdivine power, carries onsomechanges the structure in body. The plasticity of godbodycompared withhighmany that the mortalcomes.”Somelies downin the sofa, at the same timelooks at«JimmyChicken featherShow», andeats the salt fishfatty of popcornsoto say.
“这是用神力对身体进行了短暂的塑型。这会消耗我非常少量的神力,将身体内的结构进行一些改变。神躯的可塑性比凡人来的高的多。”某个躺在沙发内,一边看着《吉米鸡毛秀》并且吃着爆米花的咸鱼胖子如此说道。„Can youreceivenowtomeyourbelly? Thinking that Ilook atsomewhatgreasy.”Li Jiecaresses the foreheadto say.
“那你现在能把你的肚子给我收起来吗?我看的觉得有些油腻。”李杰抚着额头说道。„Why?”Someonly came from Asgard'ssalt fish( orAlaska) soreplies: „Youdo not knowsuchverytired? Personhoodshouldrelaxed, right.”
“为什么?”某只来自阿斯加德的咸鱼(或者阿拉斯基)如此回答道:“你不知道那样很累的吗?做人应该轻松一点,对吧。”„You is a god!”Li Jiehas gotten hold of the fist.
“你是神!”李杰握紧了拳头。„, General idea. Ivery muchdo not care aboutthismatternow.”SomeAlaskaatepopcorn of milk chocolatetasteto saylike this.
“哦,大概吧。我现在不是很在乎这件事。”某条阿拉斯加啃了一口奶油巧克力味的爆米花这样说道。„Don't youwantwithChristinegoingdatewell?!”Li Jietoldoneselfto needto be calm.
“难道你就不想和克丽丝丁好好的去约会?!”李杰告诉自己需要冷静。„, Shedoes not carevery much. Shethought that Iam like this good, Christinedoes not think that Iam too thin.”Someobeseelectric eeltransformedoneself in the sofais lying down the stance.
“哦,她不是很在乎。她觉得我这样挺好,克丽丝丁并不想我太瘦。”某条肥胖的电鳗转换了一下自己在沙发里躺着的姿态。Li Jiefelt that the oneselfblood pressurestartedto elevate, ifwere notbecausecould not hityou, the fatherearlykilledyou!李杰感觉自己的血压开始升高了,如果不是因为打不过你,老子早打死你了!Li Jieruthlesslywaved the arms aboutto leavethisby the living room that the thunderballwrested away. He is the oneselffutureworried,yeah~ does OdinseesuchThorto be what kind of? Cankillme? Li Jiecannotaffirm,presenthepasses for dayis a day.李杰狠狠的甩手离开了这个被雷球霸占的客厅。他在为自己的未来担忧,哎~奥丁看见这样的托尔会怎样?会不会杀了我?李杰不敢肯定,现在的他过一天算一天。Was goodhas comfortedhisbecause ofLan: „Relax, ifOdinmustkillyou, Sorcerer Ancient Onewill certainly rescueyour.”
好在岚还是安慰了他一下:“放心吧,如果奥丁真的要杀你的话,古一法师一定会救你的。”„Really?”Li Jiefeltstraw that oneselfheldlife-saving. Ancient Oneonlylittlecanwithalmighty that Odinties. Hadhimto preserveoneselfto be calm and steady.
“真的?”李杰感觉自己抓住了救命的稻草。古一只少是能和奥丁打平手的大能吧。有他保住自己就安稳了。„Really, Sorcerer Ancient Onewhenyou have the one breathbrings back toEarthyou, thenfeeds in the Osbornmedical center.”Lanwas sayingvery muchearnestly.
“真的,古一法师会在你还有一口气的时候把你带回地球,然后送进奥斯本医疗中心的。”岚很认真的说着。Li Jiefeelsin the heartto emerge a lightsorrowfulness. That does not abandon, when that the springflowerwithers and fallsissummer insectlifecompletelycalling out in grief. When thatis the autumn leaffalls into the earthsorrowfulness, thatis the wintersnowdispersesendlessdismal.李杰感觉到心中涌现出一种淡淡的哀愁。那是春花凋落的不舍,那是夏虫命尽时的悲鸣。那是秋叶落入大地时的哀愁,那是冬雪散不尽的悲凉。Un, in any case after War of New York, besidesthismatter, othermattersis good. Mostmattersdeferred to the Li Jieinitialexpectationto develop.
嗯,反正纽约之战之后,除了这件事以外,其他的事情都挺好。大多数的事情都按照了李杰当初的预想发展了下去。
A matter that and comparisoncares about, isthatlittle girlPennycondition. Hersurgeryis very successful, Dr. Ottosuccessfulrescuinghas gotten downher.
其中比较关心的一件事,就是那个小女孩潘尼的病情。她的手术很成功,奥托博士成功的救下了她。HoweverLi JieandThordo not know, inthissurgery. Strange that beforetheyhad not favoredmade a moveunexpectedly.
不过李杰和托尔并不知道,在这次手术中。之前他们一直没有看好的斯特兰奇居然出手了。
( Thorgoes to the medical centertimehas not seen clearlyStrange. After allhewearsstrictsurgeryclothing/taking, andcarriestoThor. Thorcannot associateStrange, hethinks that isotherdoctors in medical center, helpingDr. Ottoundergo the surgery.)
(托尔去医疗中心的时候并没有看清斯特兰奇。毕竟他穿着严密的手术服,并且还是背对着托尔。托尔根本联想不到斯特兰奇,他以为是医疗中心内的其他医生,帮助奥托博士做手术的。)„Doesn't needto saywithotherpeoplereally?”Dr. OttobeforeStrangeleaveslike thishas askedhim.
“真的不需要和其他人说吗?”奥托博士在斯特兰奇离开前这样问过他。„Does not need, some lotdo not needto inform the world.”Strangeshook the head: „ThistimesurgeryIwantto understanda lot. Perhaps something reallyneedsome people done. It is not I am you. Alwayssomepeopleshoulder.”
“不需要了,有很多事情并不需要昭告天下。”斯特兰奇摇了摇头:“这次的手术我想明白了很多事情。也许有的事情真的需要有人去做。不是我就是你。总是有人去背负的。”IfStrangehasbecome awarelike thiswas saying, simultaneouslypatted the shoulder of Dr. Ottoto turn aroundto leave. Thereforethismatterhad not been mentionedbyotherpeople, looks likespray in rivers is the same, is written in water.斯特兰奇若有所悟的这样说着,同时拍了拍奥托博士的肩膀转身离开。于是这件事并没有被其他人所提及,就像是河流中的一朵浪花一样,转瞬即逝。Li JieandThorlooktogethergot sickgreatlybeginningrecover, but also is in the recovery periodPenny.李杰和托尔一起去看了大病初愈,还处于恢复期的潘尼。Becausethischildespeciallylikesjellyfish, Li Jiespeciallyhas also madea number ofpreciousIsenocraspedacusta sowerbyisthrough the relationsfromJapan. Has providedwith a smallaquarium, has placedin the Pennyhospital ward.
因为这个孩子特别喜欢水母,李杰还特别通过关系从东洋弄了一批珍贵的伊势桃花水母。用一个小小的水族箱给养了起来,放在了潘尼的病房内。Little girleyessaw that theseattractivecraspedacusta sowerbyisdid not moveon the eye.
小女孩一眼看到这些漂亮的桃花水母就眼睛都挪不动了。„! Thisis more attractive than the jellyfish that SpongeBobcatches! Good! Good! Goodattractivejellyfish!” The little girluniquehighdecibelvoice, Pennyexcitedspeaking incoherently.
“哇!这比海绵宝宝抓的水母还好看!好棒!好棒!好漂亮的水母!”小女孩特有的高分贝嗓音,潘尼激动的语无伦次。Canlet the little girlhappily is also a good deed, an innocentsmalllifeis savedthisis a good deed.
只是能让小女孩高兴也是一件好事,一个无辜的小生命得救这是一件好事。ButwhenLi Jiejusthandled the medical centerPennymatter, hetelephonedin the Marvel Companyassistant.
而就在李杰刚刚处理完医疗中心潘尼的事情的时候,他在marvel公司的助理打了电话过来。„Hi~ boss. Has a person to seeyou, Ithought that youprobablyneedto catch up withcompanyimmediately.”Hisassistantwas seldom saying.
“嗨~boss。有个人想要见你,我觉得您可能需要马上赶来公司一趟。”他的助手煞有其事的说着。Li Jiewrinkledundereyebrowto ask: „Whois?”李杰皱了下眉头问道:“是谁?”„Michael Eisner!” The tone of assistantis a little excited.
“迈克尔-艾斯纳!”助手的语气有点激动。HoweverLi Jiedoes not haveto thinkwas asking: „Who is that? Does?”
但是李杰却毫无所觉的在问道:“那是谁?干什么的?”„, Day! boss, Michael Eisner! HeisDisney Groupdirector-general! Globalentertainment industrytopestcharacter! King of Hollywood!”Assistantdoes not know the Li Jie'stone: „A bit fastercomes backboss, Michael Eisnerinyourofficeyou!”
“哦,天纳!boss,迈克尔-艾斯纳!他是迪士尼集团的总裁!全球娱乐业最顶尖的人物!好莱坞之王!”助理一副不认识李杰的语气:“快点回来boss,迈克尔-艾斯纳就在你的办公室等你!”
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