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In the morning when Li Jie needs to go to bathroom puts Hammer of Thunder on his toilet cover is only some Thor's well-meaning jokes. 早上在李杰需要上厕所的时候在他的马桶盖上放上雷霆之锤只是托尔的一些善意的玩笑。 Using the Hammer of Thunder characteristics: Other people besides Thor cannot hold up it, even if the strength is better than Hulk not to be good. 利用雷霆之锤的特性:除了托尔以外其他人并不能举起它,哪怕力量强如浩克也不行。 God of Thunder Thor played the well-meaning joke with Li Jie recently. 雷神托尔最近与李杰开了许多善意的玩笑。 1: When Li outstanding gate places the entrance of room Hammer of Thunder, making Li Jie be stranded in the bedroom cannot go out, the way either door who comes out only gives to tear down, either jumps from two floors. The community that therefore Li Jie lives in can see a marvelous sight recently. 1:在李杰出门的时候把雷霆之锤放在房间的大门口,让李杰困在寝室里出不了门,唯一出来的方式要么把门给拆掉,要么就从二楼跳下去。于是李杰家住的社区最近都能看到一个奇景。 Some bought the inhabitants in two small villas to jump down from the oneself room two floors window every morning. Surprising flexible with balanced state, he has not been injured unexpectedly. 某个买下了二层小别墅的住户每天早上都从自己房间二楼的窗户一跃而下。令人惊讶的灵活与平衡性,他居然没有受伤。 „Ha, hā hā. I run in the practice the cool elementary action, does not need to be worried about me.” Li Jie so to these somewhat cared that his neighbor was saying like this, on his face is hanging the smiling face. Un, probably is the smiling face. “哈,哈哈。我只是在练习跑酷的基本动作,不用担心我。”李杰如此对那些有些关心他的邻居这样说着,他的脸上挂着笑容。嗯,大概是笑容。 2: Puts Hammer of Thunder on the driver seat of Li Jie's float race car, was just good, generally in chair that the position places. If Li Jie did not mind that can drive with half squatting posture. 2:在李杰的悬浮跑车的驾驶座上放上雷霆之锤,位置摆放的刚刚好,一般就是在座椅的正中间。如果李杰不介意的话可以用半蹲姿势去开车。 Naturally he cannot open is too quick, can't the slam on the brakes, why as for? hē hē. 当然他不能开太快,也不能急刹车,至于为什么？呵呵。 3: „My checkbook?!” Li Jie crazy looks for in oneself checkbook. As the Marvel Company boss, he currently also has the sale price. checkbook at least can start out does not surpass the 5 million USD following cash check, Citibank will exchange. 3:“我的支票本呢？！”李杰疯狂的找自己的支票本中。作为marvel公司的老板,他现在也是颇有身价的。支票本至少能开出不超过五百万美元以下的现金支票,花旗银行都会兑换。 Therefore after checkbook lost, he is very anxious. 所以支票本丢失了以后,他还是挺急的。 Un, everybody guesses that ~ under that gray hammer is pressing what is the small book? 嗯,大家猜~那个灰色锤子下面压着的小本子是什么？ Believes me, these are the Thor good intentions jokes. Not any retaliation, as well as, because Li Jie once compelled the dieting meal that he is having to be unpalatable, and forces to lose weight makes him kick in the swimming pool, if not attain a designated standard with machine-gun burst anything, relations will not have. 相信我,这些都是托尔善意的玩笑。并没有任何打击报复,以及因为李杰曾经逼着他吃难吃的节食餐,并且强制减肥的时候让他在泳池扑腾,假如不达标就会用机枪扫射什么的,一点关系都没有。 Comes to see Thor that pair of sincere look, what he said is real. However do you dare to open the eyeglasses are speaking? 来看托尔那双真诚的眼神,他说的是真的。不过你敢把眼镜睁开在说话吗？ Right has while convenient raised. The Thor's body weight has not reduced, at present 130 kilogram appearance, but the body fat rate/lead lowered a point, this makes him look like does not have the real body weight to be so fat. 哦,对了顺带一提。托尔的体重还是没有减下来,目前还是一百三十公斤的样子,不过体脂率又低了一点,这让他看起来没有真实体重那么胖。 However and changes behind God of Thunder appearance has the disparity in any case, the average person cannot recognize. 不过反正和变身后的雷神样子还是有差距,一般人是认不出来的。 However God of Thunder grips Hammer of Thunder, after changing body becomes God of Thunder, the appearance will also change, turns into he originally strong appearance. 但是雷神握住雷霆之锤,变身成为雷霆之神之后,样子也会改变,变成他原本强壮的样子。 „This has carried on the short model with divine power to body. This will consume I very few divine power, carries on some changes the structure in body. The plasticity of god body compared with high many that the mortal comes.” Some lies down in the sofa, at the same time looks at «Jimmy Chicken feather Show», and eats the salt fish fatty of popcorn so to say. “这是用神力对身体进行了短暂的塑型。这会消耗我非常少量的神力,将身体内的结构进行一些改变。神躯的可塑性比凡人来的高的多。”某个躺在沙发内,一边看着《吉米鸡毛秀》并且吃着爆米花的咸鱼胖子如此说道。 „Can you receive now to me your belly? Thinking that I look at somewhat greasy.” Li Jie caresses the forehead to say. “那你现在能把你的肚子给我收起来吗？我看的觉得有些油腻。”李杰抚着额头说道。 „Why?” Some only came from Asgard's salt fish( or Alaska) so replies: „You do not know such very tired? Personhood should relaxed, right.” “为什么？”某只来自阿斯加德的咸鱼（或者阿拉斯基）如此回答道:“你不知道那样很累的吗？做人应该轻松一点,对吧。” „You is a god!” Li Jie has gotten hold of the fist. “你是神！”李杰握紧了拳头。 „, General idea. I very much do not care about this matter now.” Some Alaska ate popcorn of milk chocolate taste to say like this. “哦,大概吧。我现在不是很在乎这件事。”某条阿拉斯加啃了一口奶油巧克力味的爆米花这样说道。 „Don't you want with Christine going date well?!” Li Jie told oneself to need to be calm. “难道你就不想和克丽丝丁好好的去约会？！”李杰告诉自己需要冷静。 „, She does not care very much. She thought that I am like this good, Christine does not think that I am too thin.” Some obese electric eel transformed oneself in the sofa is lying down the stance. “哦,她不是很在乎。她觉得我这样挺好,克丽丝丁并不想我太瘦。”某条肥胖的电鳗转换了一下自己在沙发里躺着的姿态。 Li Jie felt that the oneself blood pressure started to elevate, if were not because could not hit you, the father early killed you! 李杰感觉自己的血压开始升高了,如果不是因为打不过你,老子早打死你了！ Li Jie ruthlessly waved the arms about to leave this by the living room that the thunder ball wrested away. He is the oneself future worried, yeah ~ does Odin see such Thor to be what kind of? Can kill me? Li Jie cannot affirm, present he passes for day is a day. 李杰狠狠的甩手离开了这个被雷球霸占的客厅。他在为自己的未来担忧,哎~奥丁看见这样的托尔会怎样？会不会杀了我？李杰不敢肯定,现在的他过一天算一天。 Was good has comforted his because of Lan: „Relax, if Odin must kill you, Sorcerer Ancient One will certainly rescue your.” 好在岚还是安慰了他一下:“放心吧,如果奥丁真的要杀你的话,古一法师一定会救你的。” „Really?” Li Jie felt straw that oneself held life-saving. Ancient One only little can with almighty that Odin ties. Had him to preserve oneself to be calm and steady. “真的？”李杰感觉自己抓住了救命的稻草。古一只少是能和奥丁打平手的大能吧。有他保住自己就安稳了。 „Really, Sorcerer Ancient One when you have the one breath brings back to Earth you, then feeds in the Osborn medical center.” Lan was saying very much earnestly. “真的,古一法师会在你还有一口气的时候把你带回地球,然后送进奥斯本医疗中心的。”岚很认真的说着。 Li Jie feels in the heart to emerge a light sorrowfulness. That does not abandon, when that the spring flower withers and falls is summer insect life completely calling out in grief. When that is the autumn leaf falls into the earth sorrowfulness, that is the winter snow disperses endless dismal. 李杰感觉到心中涌现出一种淡淡的哀愁。那是春花凋落的不舍,那是夏虫命尽时的悲鸣。那是秋叶落入大地时的哀愁,那是冬雪散不尽的悲凉。 Un, in any case after War of New York, besides this matter, other matters is good. Most matters deferred to the Li Jie initial expectation to develop. 嗯,反正纽约之战之后,除了这件事以外,其他的事情都挺好。大多数的事情都按照了李杰当初的预想发展了下去。 A matter that and comparison cares about, is that little girl Penny condition. Her surgery is very successful, Dr. Otto successful rescuing has gotten down her. 其中比较关心的一件事,就是那个小女孩潘尼的病情。她的手术很成功,奥托博士成功的救下了她。 However Li Jie and Thor do not know, in this surgery. Strange that before they had not favored made a move unexpectedly. 不过李杰和托尔并不知道,在这次手术中。之前他们一直没有看好的斯特兰奇居然出手了。 ( Thor goes to the medical center time has not seen clearly Strange. After all he wears strict surgery clothing/taking, and carries to Thor. Thor cannot associate Strange, he thinks that is other doctors in medical center, helping Dr. Otto undergo the surgery.) （托尔去医疗中心的时候并没有看清斯特兰奇。毕竟他穿着严密的手术服,并且还是背对着托尔。托尔根本联想不到斯特兰奇,他以为是医疗中心内的其他医生,帮助奥托博士做手术的。） „Doesn't need to say with other people really?” Dr. Otto before Strange leaves like this has asked him. “真的不需要和其他人说吗？”奥托博士在斯特兰奇离开前这样问过他。 „Does not need, some lot do not need to inform the world.” Strange shook the head: „This time surgery I want to understand a lot. Perhaps something really need some people done. It is not I am you. Always some people shoulder.” “不需要了,有很多事情并不需要昭告天下。”斯特兰奇摇了摇头:“这次的手术我想明白了很多事情。也许有的事情真的需要有人去做。不是我就是你。总是有人去背负的。” If Strange has become aware like this was saying, simultaneously patted the shoulder of Dr. Otto to turn around to leave. Therefore this matter had not been mentioned by other people, looks like spray in rivers is the same, is written in water. 斯特兰奇若有所悟的这样说着,同时拍了拍奥托博士的肩膀转身离开。于是这件事并没有被其他人所提及,就像是河流中的一朵浪花一样,转瞬即逝。 Li Jie and Thor look together got sick greatly beginning recover, but also is in the recovery period Penny. 李杰和托尔一起去看了大病初愈,还处于恢复期的潘尼。 Because this child especially likes jellyfish, Li Jie specially has also made a number of precious Iseno craspedacusta sowerbyis through the relations from Japan. Has provided with a small aquarium, has placed in the Penny hospital ward. 因为这个孩子特别喜欢水母,李杰还特别通过关系从东洋弄了一批珍贵的伊势桃花水母。用一个小小的水族箱给养了起来,放在了潘尼的病房内。 Little girl eyes saw that these attractive craspedacusta sowerbyis did not move on the eye. 小女孩一眼看到这些漂亮的桃花水母就眼睛都挪不动了。 „! This is more attractive than the jellyfish that SpongeBob catches! Good! Good! Good attractive jellyfish!” The little girl unique high decibel voice, Penny excited speaking incoherently. “哇！这比海绵宝宝抓的水母还好看！好棒！好棒！好漂亮的水母！”小女孩特有的高分贝嗓音,潘尼激动的语无伦次。 Can let the little girl happily is also a good deed, an innocent small life is saved this is a good deed. 只是能让小女孩高兴也是一件好事,一个无辜的小生命得救这是一件好事。 But when Li Jie just handled the medical center Penny matter, he telephoned in the Marvel Company assistant. 而就在李杰刚刚处理完医疗中心潘尼的事情的时候,他在marvel公司的助理打了电话过来。 „Hi ~ boss. Has a person to see you, I thought that you probably need to catch up with company immediately.” His assistant was seldom saying. “嗨~boss。有个人想要见你,我觉得您可能需要马上赶来公司一趟。”他的助手煞有其事的说着。 Li Jie wrinkled under eyebrow to ask: „Who is?” 李杰皱了下眉头问道:“是谁？” „Michael Eisner!” The tone of assistant is a little excited. “迈克尔-艾斯纳！”助手的语气有点激动。 However Li Jie does not have to think was asking: „Who is that? Does?” 但是李杰却毫无所觉的在问道:“那是谁？干什么的？” „, Day! boss, Michael Eisner! He is Disney Group director-general! Global entertainment industry topest character! King of Hollywood!” Assistant does not know the Li Jie's tone: „A bit faster comes back boss, Michael Eisner in your office you!” “哦,天纳！boss,迈克尔-艾斯纳！他是迪士尼集团的总裁！全球娱乐业最顶尖的人物！好莱坞之王！”助理一副不认识李杰的语气:“快点回来boss,迈克尔-艾斯纳就在你的办公室等你！”
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