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#127: Thor diligently

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Recent Thor some do not suit, should be said suitable does not suit. Why Li Jie was not clear Thor to start recently somewhat changes. Since he has started to go to work, he starts appear probably the reorganization. 最近的托尔有些不对劲,应该是说相当的不对劲。李杰不清楚为什么托尔最近开始有些变了。自从他开始去上班以来,他好像就开始出现了改编。 „Thor, in the kitchen has fried chicken. Needs to eat?” After Thor gets off work to go home, Li Jie invites him to eat fried chicken him at present in food that on Earth most likes. “托尔,厨房里有炸鸡。需要吃吗？”当托尔下班回家后,李杰邀请他吃炸鸡这种他目前在地球上最喜欢的食物。 However unprecedented Thor said unexpectedly: „Does not need. I must take a bath first. On the road that I come back has eaten a chicken brisket sandwich.” 但是破天荒的托尔居然说:“不必了。我要先洗个澡。我回来的路上已经吃了一份鸡胸肉三明治。” Good this is also not strangest. A stranger matter was Thor after will some day get off work for oneself buys a notebook to come back unexpectedly. Because beforehand Li Jie hits 5000 USD to the Thor's bankcard in every month. Therefore in his account also has almost the 3000 USD deposit. 好吧这还不是最奇怪的。更奇怪的事情是托尔居然在某天下班之后给自己买了一台笔记本电脑回来。因为之前李杰每个月给托尔的银行卡里打五千美元。所以他的账户上还有差不多三千美元的存款。 Over notebook 1000 multi- USD, he is is very easy to buy. When he holds the oneself notebook to look for Li Jie and Lan's time, two people sit on the sand of living room watch the television to chat. 一台笔记本电脑不过一千多美元出头,他还是很容易买的起的。当他抱着自己的笔记本电脑来找李杰和岚的时候,两人坐在客厅的沙上看电视聊天。 Li Jie throws into in the sand oneself, looks Big Bang Theory that on the television rebroadcasts. 李杰把自己丢进沙里,看着电视上重播的生活大爆炸。 Inside thanked Erduo is making his roommate go out buys Marvel comics to come back to look. The roommate issue needs to buy «Iron Fist» «Blade» «Night Traveler» is new «Rogers' Legend» that 里面的谢耳朵正在让他的室友出门买mave1的漫画回来看。室友问题是需要买《铁拳》《刀锋战士》《夜行者》还是新出的《罗杰斯传奇》 „No, what I must look is «Spider-Man», yes. This is this company( here is pun).” Thanked the ear so to say. “不,我要看的是《蜘蛛侠》,明白吗。这才是这家公司的（此处为双关语）。”谢耳朵如此说着。 Un, this lines are Li Jie spent. He had found the Big Bang Theory motion picture team, expressed willingness to put in a soft advertisement for them. Big Bang Theory description is the comedy that several different young people live. Has the considerable reception community in the world. 嗯,这一段台词是李杰花了钱的。他找到了生活大爆炸的摄制组,表示愿意为他们投放一段软性广告。生活大爆炸描述的本来就是几个性格不同的年轻人生活的喜剧。在全球都有着相当的收视群体。 For this performance, Li Jie has paid the reward of 1.5 million USD. These much money enough signed -and-a-half Hawkeye 10 year copyrights. From some significance, thanked ear the value of five minutes of performance, could be as good as the Hawkeye 15 year the value. 为了这一段表演,李杰支付了一百五十万美元的酬劳。这么多钱足够签下一个半鹰眼的十年版权了。从某种意义来说,谢耳朵的五分钟表演的价值,抵得上鹰眼十五年的价值。 However does this or is worth, because after the soap opera broadcasts. The company comics sales volume started to increase sharply. 不过这样做还是值得的,因为电视剧播出以后。公司的漫画销量已经开始激增。 „How about, Lan that the Sorcerer Ancient One disciple looked?” Li Jie looks has lain down in in the sand bored looks that Lan of television asks. “关于古一法师的弟子找的怎么样了,岚？”李杰看了一眼躺在沙里无聊的看着电视的岚问道。 She recently rare is not nest in the room, but is attempts to watch the television to come the leisure. However regarding her, this form of leisure is somewhat bored. She has regarded practicing this purely. 她最近难得的不是窝在房而是尝试看电视来休闲。不过对于她来说,这种休闲方式有些无聊。她纯粹把这当成了一种修行。 „Very is not good to look, must look at the luck. The luck not good words estimate can look very for a long time.” Lan has pulled up under one, leans the face to say to Li Jie. Her head side crooked by sand chairback. The long black hangs loose on sand seat back cushion, one type makes the person stress an impulsion. “不是很好找,要看运气。运气不好的话估计会找很久。”岚撩了一下头,侧着脸对李杰说道。她的头侧歪的靠在沙椅背上。长长的黑披散在沙靠背上,有一种让人抓一把的冲动。 Li Jie wants to sit a about point time, Thor held the notebook that he was buying newly to walk: „That, will anyone of you use this gadget?” 李杰想要坐的更近一点的时候,托尔抱着他新买的笔记本电脑走了进来:“那个,你们谁会用这玩意儿？” He bought one to be known as the US conscience the association computer. Li Jie looked at Thor, looked at notebook on the Thor to shake the head: „Thor, this type of notebook is not suitable to play the game. If you to play computer game I ps4 to lend you. You go to the room to play slowly.” 他买了一台号称美国良心的联想电脑。李杰看了一看托尔,又看了一眼托尔手上的笔记本电脑摇了摇头:“托尔,这种笔记本不适合玩游戏。如果你要想玩电子游戏的话我可以把ps4借给你。你回房间慢慢玩。” Li Jie waves to want Thor to expel. However Lan has interests actually very much read notebook on the Thor to ask: „Thor do you buy the notebook to do?” 李杰挥一挥手想要将托尔赶走。不过岚倒是很有兴趣的看了一眼托尔手上的笔记本问道:“托尔你买笔记本电脑干什么？” „. Is this.” Thor hears Lan's to question, arrives between Li Jie and Lan's directly, sat among two people on the sand: „I heard that Earthling gains various information with the network. The efficiency compared with the rapidness that reading the televisions and books comes.” “哦。是这样的。”托尔听到岚的问话,直接走到李杰和岚的中间,坐在了两人之间的沙上:“我听说地球人都是用网络获取各种信息的。效率要比看电视和书籍来的快。” „Yes, therefore you do prepare to do?” Li Jie looked among gigantic incomparable Thor one, can only put out foul air to ask: „Accesses the net to play the game?” “是的,所以你准备干什么？”李杰看了中间硕大无比的托尔一眼,只能吐出一口浊气问道:“上网玩游戏吗？” Was away from Thor's Lan to pat the Li Jie's leg with the hand: „Do not say, perhaps he really has the matter.” 隔着托尔的岚用手拍了一下李杰的腿:“别这么说,也许他真的有事情呢。” „Yes, I want to access the net to study a thing.” Thor listened to the Lan's words to nod, his earnest saying: „I want to study some medical services and rescue the knowledge in aspect.” “是的,我想上网学习一点东西。”托尔听了岚的话点了点头,他认真的说道:“我想多学习一些医疗和救护方面的知识。” „wow ~!” Li Jie and Lan two people hold in high esteem to Thor suddenly. “哇哦~！”李杰和岚两人忽然对托尔刮目相看。 Li Jie high and low is inspecting Thor. Tucks in his head, also has patted his fat. Also smelled his flavor, wants to him to the inspection draft animal same inspects the Thor's tooth the time, finally by being driven beyond the limits of forbearance Thor preventing: „Are you doing!” „I was confirming that you are real Thor? It seems like some strange.” Li Jie felt that present this only Thor, is not that he knows. 李杰上下检查着托尔。把他的头撩起又下,又拍了拍他身上的肥肉。还闻了闻他身上的味道,一直到他想要向检查牲口一样检查托尔的牙齿的时候,终于被忍无可忍的托尔给阻止了:“你在干什么！”“我只是在确认一下你是不是真的托尔？貌似有一些奇怪啊。”李杰感觉到眼前的这只托尔,不是他认识的那只。 Although said that sends him to the hospital to work, particularly the emergency operation is the Li Jie's idea. He truly wants to correct the Thor's thought manner with this way. However now this also rather progress was too quick! 虽然说送他去医院工作,尤其是去急救工作是李杰的主意。他确实是想用这种方式来纠正一下托尔的思想态度。但是现在这样也未免进展的太快了吧！ Did he such quickly start to do one line to love one line? Li Jie some cannot believe. From killing, when puts down the butcher knife to treat the illness to save the patient, rapidness that such Thor transforms? 他这么快就已经开始干一行爱一行了？李杰有些不敢相信。从打打杀杀当放下屠刀治病救人,托尔转变的这么快？ „Was good, if Jason you if all right can go to play your ps4 to go at the same time. How I also need Lan to teach me to use the computer to go through the material.” Thor shoves open Li Jie. “好了,杰森如果你要是没事的话可以去一边玩你的ps4去。我还需要岚教我怎么使用电脑查阅资料呢。”托尔一把将身边的李杰推开。 His earnest is consulting various issues to Lan, including basic application method and search engine and so on usage. Thor sometimes is not very intelligent, this type is not intelligent mainly manifests on emotional quotient, but is not on the intelligence quotient. 他认真的向岚请教着各种问题,包括基本的使用方法和搜索引擎之类的用法。托尔有的时候不是很聪明,这种不聪明主要体现在情商上面而不是智商上面。 He must be willing to study some type of thing is quick. Moreover the first aid healthcare professional that he studies, he had the thing of certain experience. At least processing of majority of flesh wound he has made in the battlefield. 他要愿意学某种东西还是很快的。而且他学的还是急救护理专业,他本来就有一定经验的东西。至少大部分外伤的处理他在战场上都弄过。 „I helped you buy some medical service classes books in Amazon. Mainly administers first aid the knowledge.” Lan looks at Thor to say with a smile: „Such expertise, besides online course, what is most important wants the specialized books. However Amazon delivers goods quite slowly, if will use Taobao to be much quicker in China. Recently you were the present online have a look, to wait for the books to thank.” Thor helps express gratitude Lan's. But Li Jie felt the chin to come one suddenly: „Does place that Thor, you go to work have the female colleague?” “我帮你在亚马逊上买了一些医疗类的书籍。主要是急救知识的。”岚笑着看着托尔说道:“这样的专业知识,除了网上的教程以外,最重要的还是要专业书籍。不过亚马逊送货比较慢,如果是在中国用淘宝会快得多。最近一段时间你还是现在网上看看,等书籍到了在谢谢。”托尔对岚的帮助表示感谢。而李杰摸着下巴忽然来了一句:“托尔,你上班的地方是不是有女同事？” „Our doctor Christine with the vehicle is a woman doctor. You should also see, on that day left the Strange office time, he thinks woman doctor who the important contract went out to dine.” Thor returned to one. “我们的随车医生克丽丝丁是一个女医生。你应该也见过,那天离开斯特兰奇办公室的时候,他想要约出去吃饭的女医生。”托尔回了一句。 „So that's how it is.” Li Jie claps the palm of the hand to have a feeling of being suddenly enlighted: „Originally was the spring.” “原来如此。”李杰一拍巴掌有一种恍然大悟的感觉:“原来是春天到了啊。” „Did you burn? Now is the summer.” Lan looks at Li Jie to spit the trough, now in mid June quick in July. Added any spring matter. “你烧了吗？现在已经是夏天了。”岚看着李杰吐槽了一句,现在都六月中旬快七月份了。还说什么春天的事情。 Li Jie looks that Lan shook the head has not explained anything, he said to Thor: „Was right, that woman doctor I remembers the hear attractively. Does Strange want to make her to go out to dine? This is not good. He is the complete scum.” 李杰看着岚摇了摇头并没有解释什么,他对托尔说道:“对了,那个女医生我记得听漂亮的。斯特兰奇想约她出去吃饭？这可不行。他可是个十足十的人渣。” Li Jie he matter that heard in the office will say on that day completely. Thor is quite for this reason angry: „Christine uses the lifetime energy the life-saving, does not make the choices because of other people's poor riches and honor. This Strange actually merely practices medicine for money and the reputation! He is I have seen the most awful scum simply!” 李杰将那天他在办公室里听到的事情全部讲了出来。托尔为此极为愤慨:“克丽丝丁将毕生精力用在救人身上,不因他人的贫穷富贵而做取舍。这个斯特兰奇却仅仅为了钱和名誉行医！他简直就是我见过最糟糕的人渣！” „Yes, he also falls between two stools.” Saying that Li Jie is agitating at the same time: „Said accurately is to tread on three ships. Previous time sees him, looks like he also wants to integrate the harem to come Dr. Christine together.” “是的,他还一脚踏两船。”李杰在一边煽风点火的说道:“准确的说是想要一脚踏三船。上次见他,看起来他还想把克丽丝丁医生一起纳入后宫来着。” „Christine cannot with this man in the same place, cannot with this man date! This person cannot be joined to her.” Li Jie agreed to the Thor's word: „Right, right! God of Thunder Thor! I thought that your today's Mental condition is very right. This type the woman should not be joined to that dregs male. I thought that you should help her. After all you are gods! Cannot look that such outstanding mortal falls into the sea of bitterness is right.” Li Jie has patted the Thor's shoulder: „Comes with me.” “克丽丝丁不能和这种男人在一起,也不能和这种男人约会！这种人配不上她。”李杰对托尔的言深表赞同:“没错,没错！雷神托尔！我觉得你今天的精神状态很对。这种好女人不应该配上那种渣男。我觉得你应该帮她一把。毕竟你可是神明啊！不能看着这样优秀的凡人堕入苦海对不对。”李杰拍了拍托尔的肩膀:“跟我来。” Thor looks that Li Jie must lead him to go upstairs does not know Li Jie wants to do: „Do you want to do?” 托尔看着李杰要带他上楼不知道李杰想要干什么:“你想要干什么？” Li Jie has sized up the Thor appearance up and down, because before , has not cared about the matter in this aspect, therefore Thor continuously a little sloven appearance. Especially Asgard's Martial God may never care about the beards and these things. 李杰上下打量了一下托尔样子,因为之前并没有太在意过这方面的事情,所以托尔一直有一点不修边幅的样子。尤其是阿斯迦德的武神可从来不会在乎胡子和头这些东西。 However this may not work on Earth. Strange can tread on several ships to say that his handsome leather bag helped. Therefore Li Jie opens the mouth saying: „I want to let your Mental point. You is a little sloppy. I thought that like this you and Christine go to work together to her are not quite good. Possibly will affect her Mental.” 不过在地球上这可行不通。斯特兰奇能够脚踏几条船不得不说他那英俊的皮囊帮了不少忙。所以李杰开口说道:“我只是想让你更精神一点。你有点邋遢。我觉得这样你和克丽丝丁一起上班对她不太好。可能会影响她的精神。” „Right?” Thor has traced under the beard of oneself, stubble of his full beard was very thick. “是吗？”托尔摸了下自己的胡子,他的络腮胡子的胡茬很浓密了。 „Right believes me, Brother! If you want the means to save like this good woman. Come, later has the place that anything needs to help to look for me freely.” Li Jie warm feelings suddenly made Thor somewhat restless, he always thought that Li Jie was planning his anything to be the same probably. “没错相信我,兄弟！你要想办法拯救这样的好女人。来吧,以后有什么需要帮助的地方尽管找我。”李杰忽然的热络令托尔有些不安,他总觉得李杰好像在算计他什么一样的。 This like former Loji every time to his practical joke, every time will make him have this feeling. However after often must be swindled, responded. 这就像之前洛姬每一次对他的恶作剧一样,每一次都会让他有这种感觉。但是往往要上当以后才反应过来。 „, Lan!” Li Jie was shouting one after going upstairs to Lan: „Can help Thor buy some nice costumes? Buys from Amazon also good. money Suan in my account!” “哦,岚！”李杰在上楼之后对着岚喊了一句:“能帮托尔置办一些像样的行头吗？从亚马逊上买也行。钱算在我的账上！” Lan looks that Li Jie drags Thor to leave, felt that this man somewhat bits off. 岚看着李杰拖着托尔离开,感觉这个男人有些神经兮兮的。 ps: Some people said that the protagonist does not know strange, he truly did not know. Before his cross over, «Doctor Strange» has not screened. He had not displayed before, he did not know Ancient One. ps:有人说主角不认识奇异,他确实不认识。他穿越前《奇异博士》还没上映。他之前不是表现过了吗,他连古一都不认识。
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