After Li Jie moved the new home, actually in the family/home truly such as he expects becomes somewhat lively. Because Lan's arrives, in Li Jie's family/home were many a female student. 李杰搬了新家以后,其实家里确实如他预料的一样变得有些热闹。因为岚的到来,李杰的家里多了一个女生。 But about salt fish Thor, Li Jie made him also move. The room has in any case many. Li Jie needs nearby to supervise to this salt fish. Because he was also counting on this fellow quickly gives thin to become Chaiquan from putting on weight Alaska. 而关于咸鱼托尔,李杰让他也搬了进来。反正房间还是有多的。李杰需要对这条咸鱼就近监管。因为他还指望着这家伙赶快从发胖的阿拉斯加给瘦成柴犬呢。 However when Li Jie just went home the Thor lead(er), Lan sees the Thor's first response is the surprise: „This person looks familiar very much, who is he?” 不过当李杰刚把托尔领回家的时候,岚看见托尔的第一反应是诧异:“这个人很面熟,他是谁？” Some Lan doubts was asking Li Jie. Li Jie helpless touches the oneself forehead: „I think that you should see him, Odin's son, God of Thunder Thor.” 岚有些疑惑的问着李杰。李杰无奈的摸了摸自己的额头:“我想你应该见过他,奥丁的儿子,雷神托尔。” „What?!” Lan some incredible look at Li Jie. „You were said that this was Thor? Wait, I remember he was not long this appearance!” “什么？！”岚有些不可置信的看着李杰。“你是说这是托尔？等等,我记得他原来不是长得这个样子的啊！” „This is the issue is, Lan. Because of certain irresistible factors, he turned into this appearance now.” Li Jie has patted the Thor's belly. “这就是问题所在,岚。因为某些不可抗拒的因素,他现在变成了这个样子。”李杰拍了拍托尔的肚皮。 On the Thor belly Li Jie of that thick fat by one that whips. The ripples that after looking like the lake surface was thrown into a stone, swings to be the same. Fat layer upon layer showed the astonishing elasticity. 托尔肚子上那厚实的脂肪被李杰拍打的一阵。就像是湖面被投进一块石头后荡起的涟漪一样。层层的脂肪展现出了惊人的弹性。 „Day.” Li Jie first time sees Lan to be like this rude. This has shown the female student before person by calm appearance, first time reveals this type complex and expression of being hard spoken language. “天呐。”李杰第一次看见岚这样失态。这个一直以冷静的模样展现人前的女生,第一次显露出这种复杂而难以言语的表情。 „I remember that Thor overcame the world of mortals study by Odin humbly. However now this......” Lan starts to speak but hesitates. “我记得托尔是被奥丁打下凡间学习谦逊的吧。但是现在这样……”岚欲言又止。 „Yes, such as you see. I thought that first helps him restore stature is the most essential matter.” Li Jie helpless said with a sigh. Now any person who has seen the Thor original appearance, does not dare to contact before majestic martial-looking Thor the present big fatty together. “是的,如你所见。我觉得先帮他把身材恢复起来才是最关键的事情。”李杰无奈的叹息道。现在凡是见过托尔原来样貌的人,都不敢把眼前的大胖子与之前雄壮英武的托尔联系到一起。 Moreover this was Li Jie had controlled the Thor's diet for serveral days well, and urged result that he exercised. In fact he already thin several jin (0.5 kg). 而且这还是李杰这些天来好好控制了托尔的饮食,并且催促他锻炼的结果。实际上他已经瘦了几斤了。 Li Jie did not have to be the house that Thor rents will give to send back, because he does not know when Valkyrie will come back. If Asgard Martial Goddess came back, needs to prepare a house to live to her. 李杰还没有将为托尔租的房子给退掉,因为他不知道瓦尔基里什么时候会回来。要是阿斯迦德女武神回来了,还是需要给她准备一个房子住的。 However Li Jie will have given various exercise equipment that Thor prepares to move from that house. Including spinning bike, various treadmills as well as types of dumb bells and barbells. Therefore he has to rent a car company to rent Taiwan University pickup to draw the thing. 不过李杰已经将给托尔准备的各种锻炼器材从那个房子里面搬了过来。包括动感单车,跑步机以及各种哑铃和杠铃。为此他不得不去租车公司租了一台大皮卡去拉东西。 „Why can I only eat this at noon? You said today has the meat!” In the lunch, Thor fills looks at the thing that in oneself tray the resentment read. Only then some grapefruits, the water boils green beans as well as apple Ding adds on the little chicken proteins. “为什么我中午还是只能吃这个？你说了今天有肉的！”在午餐的时候,托尔充满怨念的看着自己盘子里的东西。只有一些西柚,水煮青豆以及苹果丁加上少许的鸡蛋白。 Said, this type of food does not endure to look straight ahead Lan. She thought that to words that she eats, she definitely does not have the means to regard proper lunch to eat. 说真的,这种食物连岚都不忍直视。她觉得给她吃的话,她是肯定没办法当成一顿正经的午餐吃的。 However Li Jie did not pay attention to Thor's to complain, he is the lunch of Lan preparation carries the dinner table the time said: „Shut up, because you stole food yesterday! Do not think that I do not know. You do not know the money of yesterday where stealing, ran to buy to explode the chicken leg to eat! Now more and more ability, but also learned to steal money! In my yesterday's package was short of five USD is stolen by you.” 但是李杰更本不理会托尔的抱怨,他将为岚准备的午餐端上餐桌的时候说道:“闭嘴,因为你昨天偷吃了！不要以为我不知道。你昨天不知道从哪儿偷来的钱,跑去买了个炸鸡腿吃！现在越来越能耐了,还学会偷钱了！我昨天包里少了五美元是不是就是被你偷得。” „It is not I steals! I pick from the floor! I am solemn God of Thunder, will not always make the behavior that larceny making one despises!” Thor quibbled. “不是我偷的！我是从地板上捡到的！我是堂堂的雷霆之神,从来都不会做偷窃这种令人不齿的行为！”托尔狡辩道。 „Picked not to be the oneself belongings to need to find the owner of lost articles or delivers the police, this was the truth that six -year-old child understood, you were quibbling!” “捡到不属于自己的财物需要找到失主或者上交警察,这是六岁的孩子都懂的道理,你不过是在狡辩而已！” Li Jie is not adding the color to Thor completely. This type was the father xun son's same picture makes Lan grow up probably surprisedly the mouth, she has seen beforehand Thor's. Uncouthly and rash, and appearance that forever is keeping aloof. 李杰对着托尔完全不加颜色。这种好像是老子训儿子一样的画面让岚惊讶的长大了嘴巴,她可是见过之前的托尔的。粗鲁而莽撞,并且永远都是一副高高在上的样子。 Naturally as Asgard's King, and Thunder War God that entire life is not defeated. Thor has his proud qualification. No one can accuse his anything. 当然作为阿斯迦德的王子,并且生平毫无败绩的雷霆战神。托尔有着他骄傲的本钱。谁都不能指责他什么。 However Li Jie scolded to Thor's with like this being possible be called the maltreatment same training, this Asgard's King hasn't risen spiritedly to revolt unexpectedly? This was too inconceivable! Must know that Thor this fellow is insane dead does not fear. 但是李杰这样对托尔的责骂和堪称虐待一样的训练,这个阿斯迦德的王子居然没有奋起反抗？这太不可思议了！要知道托尔这个家伙疯起来可是连死都不怕的。 Lan is very suddenly curious, actually Li Jie how achieves to control Thor's. 岚忽然很好奇,李杰究竟是怎么做到控制托尔的。 „Does not need manages that fatty, Lan you to eat meal first.” Li Jie has suspended to her the Lan's lunch. Since previous time dines together, after looking at Lan not to like eating these vegetables/dishes, very much. Li Jie knows that perhaps her taste has fostered in Kamar-Taj. “来不用管那个胖子,岚你先吃饭吧。”李杰已经把岚的午餐给她摆好了。自从上一次聚餐,看过岚并不是很喜欢吃那些菜以后。李杰已经知道她的口味恐怕已经在卡玛泰基的时候养成了。 When the space ring that goes to Ancient One there to go to him to manufacture, he asked Wang|King specially. Likes eating any thing kind of issue about Lan. Because Wang|King is the steward same role of entire Kamar-Taj, therefore he very much understands these matters. 所以在去古一那里去他制作的空间戒指的时候,他特意问了一下王。关于岚喜欢吃什么东西这一类的问题。因为王是整个卡玛泰基的管家一样的角色,所以他对于这些事情还是很了解的。 After the saffron crocus soaks in water, is used to cook a meal, the rice that cooks can present gold/metal yellow. This is Lan staple food that likes eating. The fresh yak meat that the clear water cooks, moistens the soy sauce vinegar to eat directly. 藏红花泡水后用来煮饭,煮出来的米饭会呈现出金黄色。这是岚喜欢吃的主食。还有清水煮的新鲜牦牛肉,直接沾酱油醋吃。 The yak meat in New York City do not think that actually warm Tiniu( is freshly slaughters, has not frozen beef) easily cannot buy in New York. Li Jie ran had found much one home to sell warm Tiniu for the channel business that own restaurant supplied goods. 牦牛肉在纽约市不要想的,其实就连温体牛（就是新鲜宰杀,没有冷冻过的牛肉）在纽约都不容易买得到。李杰可是跑了不少为自家餐馆供货的渠道商才找到一家卖温体牛的。 Because the clear water cooks the beef to use the fresh beef, freezing from now on flavor can miss many. Lan regarding food is not very nitpicking, food that she most likes on this difference. 因为清水煮牛肉必须要用新鲜牛肉,冷冻过后的味道会差很多。岚对于食物并不是很挑剔,她最喜欢的食物就这两样。 Li Jie thought that this type of thing is not difficult to satisfy, therefore today's lunch Li Jie is food that Lan prepared her to like, in addition some simple vegetables. 李杰觉得这种东西还是不难满足的,所以今天的午餐李杰为岚准备了她喜欢的食物,再加上一些简单的蔬菜。 Lan looked at one for food that she prepares, brows raise. She partly had the smiling face to say the sound to Li Jie: „Thanks.” 岚看了一眼为她准备的食物,眉毛挑了一下。她半带着笑容对着李杰说了声:“谢谢。” Li Jie waved to indicate: „Does not use the polite minor matter.” 李杰挥了挥手表示:“不用客气小事而已。” When afternoon Thor starts to lose weight training, Lan understood, why Thor of short temper will become exceptionally will listen to the Li Jie's words. 而在下午托尔开始减肥训练的时候,岚就明白了,为什么原本脾气暴躁的托尔会变得异常听李杰的话了。 When Thor crazy is stepping on spinning bike, so long as idles slightly, Li Jie directly with thinking of the rifle of rubber bullet toward the Thor attack. 当托尔疯狂的踩着动感单车,只要稍有懈怠,李杰就会直接用装着橡皮子弹的步枪朝着托尔攻击。 „Movement quick idiot! Haven't you had the lunch?” Li Jie is not only having the attack on body to Thor, attack in language. “动作快一点白痴！你是没有吃午饭吗？”李杰对着托尔不仅有身体上的攻击,还有语言上的攻击。 „I truly have not had the lunch! If you manage these gadget to be called lunch!” Thor is riding the bicycle while turned head to bellow. “我确实没有吃午饭！如果你管那些玩意儿叫做午饭的话！”托尔一边踩着单车一边回头大吼了一声。 „, Is that also what kind of? God of Thunder? Also do not think that you now are God of Thunder! Thor!” A Li Jie face does not give Thor to remain. “啊,那又怎样？雷霆之神？不要还觉得你现在还是个雷霆之神！托尔！”李杰一点面子都不给托尔留。 „You now are useless damned fatty! Every day knows that eats the cola fried chicken, watches the bored variety show! If you do not want to move say one to me!” “你现在就是一个毫无用处的死胖子！每天就知道吃可乐炸鸡,看着无聊的综艺节目！你要是不想动的话就给我说一声！” „I will make your relieved works as a disabled person! Every day gives you to supply enough many cola and fried chickens. And how I will also teach you to access the net to play the game! Knows the online game? I guess that you do not know mostly, but I can guarantee. If you learned definitely will think very joyful!” “我会让你安心的当一个废人！每天给你供应足够多的可乐和炸鸡。并且我还会教你怎么上网玩游戏！知道网络游戏吗？啊,我猜你多半不知道,但是我敢保证。你要是学会的话肯定会觉得很快乐！” „Then will work as a more joyful death fat dwelling! I can install the good enough many going software. You can every day sit in front of computer play the game to eat the fried chicken! What does not need to do, to that day that your cerebral thrombus explodes! I guarantee you to be able live joyful! In any case you are also a useless death waste!” Li Jie's venomous tongue full. “然后会当一个更加快乐的死肥宅！我会给安装好足够多的外卖软件。你可以每天就坐在电脑面前玩游戏吃炸鸡！什么都不用干,一直到你脑血栓爆炸的那天！我保证你可以活的快快乐乐的！反正你也就是一个毫无用处的死废物！”李杰的毒舌全开。 Lan listens to these words that Li Jie was speaking, felt the oneself heartbeat quickly several rackets. Is Li Jie this is looking for a job? No matter Thor is God of Thunder, is the Odin's son. Even if an average person cannot bear this taunt and insult? 岚听着李杰说的这些话,感觉自己的心跳都快了好几拍。李杰这是在找事吧？不管托尔是不是雷神,是不是奥丁的儿子。哪怕是一个普通人都受不了这种嘲讽和辱骂吧？ Sure enough, was expected that with Lan, Thor flies into a rage. He no longer rode spinning bike, his anger boundless flushed toward Li Jie, present Thor has not cared about to be able completely by the issue that Li Jie hit. 果不其然,与岚预料中的一样,托尔暴跳如雷。他不再骑动感单车了,他怒气磅礴的朝着李杰冲了过来,现在的托尔已经完全不在乎会不会被李杰打的问题了。 „Had courage you to say again!” Although Thor is very fat, but strength has not actually declined. He grabs the Li Jie's collar, pulls Li Jie to the oneself front, uses to be able the kill look stubbornly is staring at Li Jie. “有胆你再说一遍！”托尔虽然很胖,但是力量却并没有衰退。他抓着李杰的衣领,把李杰扯到自己的面前,用着可以杀人的眼神死死的盯着李杰。 „How did I speak incorrectly?” Li Jie taunt was smiling to Thor: „Do not forget that you now are any situation. You are stranded Earth now, you thought that you are very important Thor?” “怎么我说错了吗？”李杰嘲讽的对着托尔笑了笑:“不要忘记你现在是什么处境。你现在被困地球,你觉得你很重要吗托尔？” „No! You are unimportant! Is unimportant! From beginning to end you are unimportant!” Li Jie did not show weakness is saying, and he looked like must completely deny the Thor's value: „Does not have a look at your Immortal Palace, has a look at Asgard. Without your God of Thunder Thor, differently what does Immortal Palace have?” “不！你不重要！一点都不重要！由始至终你都不重要！”李杰毫不示弱的说着,并且他看起来要彻底否定掉托尔的价值:“看看没有你的仙宫,看看阿斯迦德。没有你雷神托尔,仙宫有什么不同吗？” „No, without any different. Besides your parents, I want the boss who sells the liquor except for the tavern to think of outside you, nobody will think of you specially. Because heard before you, every day will go to the tavern to spend the high price to drink up massive honey ale.” “没有,没有任何不同。除了你的父母以外,我想除了酒馆卖酒的老板会想念你以外,没有什么人会特别想念你了。因为听说你之前每天都会去酒馆花大价钱喝掉大量的蜂蜜麦芽酒。” „I think that the Asgard's patrol leader should rejoice now very much. Crazy prince that after does not have one again drinks multi- liquor, to crazy drunk. This crazy prince drinks up the liquor to with the person fight one each time, makes chaotically the street in a business area. I think that you had taken at that time certainly away to patrol leader many worries. Because you are the Odin's son, I think that they definitely do not know how should punish you.” “我想阿斯迦德的巡逻队现在应该很庆幸吧。再也没有一个喝多酒之后发酒疯的疯狂王子。这个疯狂的王子每次喝完酒都要和人打一架,把街面弄得乱糟糟的。我想你当时一定给巡逻队带去了不少烦恼。因为你是奥丁的儿子,我想他们肯定不知道应该怎么处罚你。” „! These Asgard's goddess, I listened to Valkyrie to say. You were not welcome by them very much, because you discriminate against the female in various aspects. Even does not make Martial Goddess output in the battlefield desirably, but the reason is because they are the women.” Li Jie said that here shrugs. “啊！还有那些阿斯迦德的女神,我听瓦尔基里说过。你很不受她们欢迎,因为你在各种方面歧视女性。甚至在战场上刻意不让女武神们出站,而理由则是因为她们是女人。”李杰说道这里耸了耸肩。 „Naturally, said the battlefield. We have to raise your hundred to fight the success that hundred wins. Thunder War God Thor, powerful! The lifetime undefeated, the prestige broadcasts universe.” Lan did not think that Li Jie is praising Thor, instead thought what this saying are more is the taunt. “当然了,说道战场。我们就不得不提你那百战百胜的战绩了。雷霆战神托尔,威风凛凛！一生不败,威名远播宇宙。”岚并不觉得李杰是在夸奖托尔,反而觉得这话更多的是嘲讽。 „I heard from Valkyrie, your war fighting method every time is to take the lead to charge. Un? I am very difficult to believe that is grasping the commanders in chief of tens of thousands armies, gives up to command of entire army, then like the scene that the angry wild boar charges. Said, I suspect the authenticity of your success. Perhaps naturally did you specially select these tribe race that was good to hit to start also to say not necessarily? Right, your matches have the height to exceed one meter over four 【strong man】?” “不过我从瓦尔基里那儿听说,你的战争打法每一次都是带头冲锋。嗯？我很难相信一个掌握着几万大军的主帅,放弃对整个军队的指挥,然后像头愤怒的野猪一样冲锋的场景。说真的,我真的怀疑你的战绩的真实性。当然也许你专门挑那些好打的部落种族下手也说不一定？对了,你的那些对手们有身高超过一米四以上的【壮汉】吗？” Lan looks at Li Jie with a look of surprise, her first time knows that Li Jie unexpectedly is so venomous tongue person. Thor already by the Li Jie taunt soon arrived at the explosion the edge, but Thor has not actually begun. The lots that because Li Jie said touched somebody's sore spot. 岚用一种诧异的眼神看着李杰,她第一次知道李杰居然是个如此毒舌的人。托尔已经被李杰嘲讽的快要到爆炸的边缘了,但是托尔却还没有动手。因为李杰说的很多东西都太扎心了。 Li Jie has not cared about these two, he is selfish downward was saying: „Was right, I just came back from Sorcerer Ancient One recently. How you guess, Loki has fought a successful battle. Frost Giant and Dark Elf were suppressed by him on the border line can not the little advance. Un, said that Loki is your assistant is right.” 李杰并没在意这两人,他还是自顾自的往下说着:“对了,我最近刚从古一法师那儿回来。你猜怎么着,洛基又打了一个胜仗。冰霜巨人和黑暗精灵被他压制在边境线上不得寸进。嗯,说起来洛基原来都是你的副手对吧。” „Said, I suspected very much. Who is whose assistant. I had thought, is actually Loki helps you clean up the mess again. The matter that you handle is only the pig of non- brain suddenly is right? Was, even if before you, had divine power time, actually did not have the big use. I want to look for one flock of wild boars to entrust with divine power to them probably, and wears the armor also to achieve your matter.” “说真的,我很怀疑。到底谁才是谁的副手。我一直觉得,其实是洛基再帮你收拾烂摊子吧。你做的事情只是无脑的猪突对不对？是了,即便你之前有神力的时候,其实也没多大用处呢。我想大概找一群野猪给它们赋予神力,并且穿上盔甲也能做到你的事情呢。” The Li Jie one breath said these many taunt words, was actually the character character executes the heart. Lan looks that Thor is vigorous from the anger, arrives at the imposing manner to be soft again, then appears the somewhat dispirited appearance to the present. Finally why she understands, Li Jie can make Thor such be obedient. This man unusual fearful, even if not use the violence is very fearful! 李杰一口气说出来这么多嘲讽的话,却是字字诛心。岚看着托尔从怒气蓬勃,再到气势软下来,然后再到现在显得有些颓废的样子。她终于明白为什么,李杰能让托尔这么听话了。这个男人异乎寻常的可怕呢,即便不动用暴力都很可怕！ „Therefore, damned fatty. What do you also want to say? As a waste, you link you only the capital that is worth praising not to have now. What qualifications you have to me, this is helping your person get angry?” Li Jie shoves open Thor, he reorganized by the collar that Thor messes up. “所以,死胖子。你还想说什么？作为一个废物,你现在连你唯一值得称道的资本都没有了。你还有什么资格对着我,这个正在帮助你的人发火？”李杰一把推开托尔,他整理了一下被托尔弄乱的衣领。 „Is not willing? To be the genuine useful person? I told you, if you such thought and manner. Even if you have attained Hammer of the God of Thunder, you as before are waste God of Thunder. I am earnest.” “不甘心？想要做真正有用的人？我告诉你,如果你还是这样的思想和态度。即便你拿到了雷神之锤,你依旧是个废物雷神。我是认真的。” „What to do should I, I should what to do?” Seemed Thor is beaten his Mental by Li Jie's language violence thoroughly. “我该怎么办,我该怎么办？”看上去托尔已经被李杰的语言暴力给彻底击垮了他的精神。 „First rolls bicycle to train to me! Is thinking after it becomes God of Thunder returns to Immortal Palace what kind. Might as well ponder well, you later can make anything on Earth! Truly speaking, Immortal Palace are many your God of Thunder not to be many, is short of your God of Thunder to be many!” Li Jie was saying slowly these words, Thor had not discovered that Li Jie transmits to his these information brainwashes to him again. “先给我滚上单车去训练！与其想着以后成为雷神回到仙宫后怎样。还不如好好的思考一下,你以后在地球上能够做一些什么！说实在的,仙宫多你一个雷神不多,少你一个雷神不少！”李杰缓缓的说着这些话,托尔并没有发现李杰传递给他的这些信息是不是再给他洗脑。 „Is thinking with it how becomes a god, might as well is thinking how becomes a useful person! Perhaps compared with Immortal Palace, Earth instead needs you!” Li Jie innermost feelings OS: Un, after repeated brainwashing, you give my little darling keeps Earth. After you become God of Thunder, use is very big. “与其想着如何成为一个神,还不如想着怎样成为一个有用的人吧！比起仙宫,也许地球反而更加需要你！”李杰内心OS:嗯,反复的洗脑以后,你就给我乖乖的留在地球吧。当你成为雷神之后,用处还是很大呢。