When Li Jie rushes to the place that Zeng Chu provides, only sees a wear green leotard, takes the boys of two rubber sticks according to be rubbed on the ground. The green leotard seems like not the specially-made material, seemingly is only the common joined bodies swimming clothing/taking or diver's suit and so on thing. 当李杰赶到曾楚所提供的地点的时候,只看到一个穿着绿色紧身衣,拿着两个胶皮棍的男孩正被人按在地上摩擦。绿色的紧身衣看起来并不是什么特制的材料,貌似只是一般的连体泳服或者说潜水服之类的东西。 But weapon on hand, that two stick of rubber manufactures light looks on no deterrent force. At least must buy a metal, most starts weapon that uses like Li Jie in metal rod that the sports store purchases. 而手上的武器,那两根橡胶制作的棍子光是看着就没什么威慑力。最起码也要买个金属的啊,就像李杰最开始使用的武器就是在体育用品商店购买的金属短棍。 Is simply easy, moreover does not have problems easily. Rubber stick type of thing did not have the lethality, even the clothes put on the thick point to hit the person is not sore slightly. 简单易得,而且还不容易出问题。橡胶棍这种东西太没有杀伤力了,甚至衣服稍微穿厚点打人都不疼。 Come time Li Jie has known who probably this fellow was, after all Mindy already appear, then appear of this chūni youngster also in expected. 来的时候李杰已经大概知道这个家伙是谁了,毕竟明迪都已经出现了,那么这个中二少年的出现也是在意料之中的。 „Your several, if not want to suffer loss should call a halt.” Li Jie distant sees several quite grandiose bludgers to beat savagely this pitiful child, therefore he opens the mouth to say. “你们几个,如果不想吃苦头的话最好停手。”李杰远远的看见几个颇为壮硕的混混正在暴打这个可怜的孩子,所以他开口道。 „What ghost is today? Do so many people look to hit?” The bludger of lead is a flower arm, in both arms mark the fellow of tattoo. “今天是什么鬼？这么多人来找打吗？”领头的混混是个花胳膊,也就是在双臂都纹着纹身的家伙。 He pulled out a jackknife to gesticulate two to Li Jie, should threaten Li Jie. 他掏出了一把折叠刀对着李杰比划了两下,应该是在威胁李杰。 This bludger and his little brother look do not know Li Jie, good ~ this is the issue of popularity, the Li Jie's appearance obviously does not have Spider-Man that to wrap/sets of has the recognition that the red-blue leotard comes. 这个混混以及他的小弟看起来并不认识李杰,好吧~这还是知名度的问题,李杰的打扮明显没有蜘蛛侠那套红蓝色紧身衣来的有辨识度。 Really must put on can obtain the sufficient recognition like the different attire hobby? The Li Jie's innermost feelings are the rejection, not ~ I do not wear that type of leotard absolutely, was too ashamed. 难道真的要穿的像个异装癖一样才能获得足够的辨识度？李杰的内心是拒绝的,不~我绝对不穿那种紧身衣,太羞耻了。 However these bludgers have not recognized, but does not represent others not to recognize. For example before that was pressed in the boy who the ground rubs, un ~ or Kick-Ass David Lizewski. 不过这些小混混没有认出来,但是不代表没有其他人认出来。比如那个之前被按在地上摩擦的男孩,嗯~或者说海扁王大卫·泽莱斯基。 Who he recognizes the person who came is, this is Night Traveler, one of his heart idols. 他就认出了来的人是谁,这是夜行者,他心中的偶像之一。 David this child a little heavy chūnibyō, frequently in bullied the situation in the school he does not have the blackening unexpectedly, instead in the innermost feelings are born in hero's the personality. 大卫这个孩子有点重度的中二病,在学校内经常被人欺负的情况下他居然没有黑化,反而在内心诞生出一个英雄的里人格。 He worships hero, imitates hero, he most likes looking is superhero's comics and movie. Night Traveler and Spider-Man, they are hero of earliest appear in public eyes, this is to make him super fans of these two. 他崇拜英雄,模仿英雄,他最爱看的就是超级英雄的漫画和电影。夜行者和蜘蛛侠,他们是最早出现在公众视野内的英雄,这更是让他成为这两人的超级粉丝。 Especially previous time he and friend were robbed comics time, Spider-Man dropped from the clouds to solve since two that time of bludgers, the soul of his chūni started the flaming combustion. 尤其是上次他和朋友被抢劫漫画的时候,蜘蛛侠从天而降解决了两个混混的那个时刻起,他的中二之魂就开始熊熊燃烧。 He is also encouraging must become superhero, therefore he gave oneself oneself costumes, then made weapon, he also wants to attack the criminal in the street, then became the object who others worshipped. 他也励志要成为一个超级英雄,所以他给自己了身行头,然后弄了把武器,他也想在街头打击罪犯,然后成为他人崇拜的对象。 Good ~ who has the fault two ages, this is understandable, perhaps many people had also vainly hoped for in childhood oneself certain day of suddenly cross over to become imperial prince or princess, will then come an unrivalled love. 好吧~谁都有过犯二的年纪,这是可以理解的,也许有不少人小时候还梦想过自己某一天会忽然穿越成某个皇子或者公主,然后来一段旷世恋曲呢。 Naturally besides Kick-Ass, many people also recognized Night Traveler. After all this is outside a very big 24 hour convenience store. 当然除了海扁王以外,还有不少人也认出了夜行者。毕竟这是在一个挺大的二十四小时便利店外面。 In the convenience store has to be many are rubbing the fellow who the net kills the time. 便利店里面有着不少在蹭网消磨时间的家伙呢。 They were away from the clear glass of convenience store to watch David and this group of bludgers before beat mutually, this is the rare reality show, this may watching the television program is more interesting. 他们之前就隔着便利店的透明玻璃观看大卫和这群混混互殴呢,这可是难得的真人秀,这可比看电视节目有意思多了。 Now Night Traveler's arrived, making the fellow who these idled feel nervous start an exciting high tide. 现在夜行者的到来,让这些闲得发慌的家伙掀起了一阵兴奋的高潮。 „Is wow, real Night Traveler?” “哇哦,是真的夜行者吗？” „Friend certainly! You looked that in his appearance and television are completely same.” “老兄一定是的！你看他的打扮和电视里完全一样。” „But he not by double cool mechanical arm? Video that I online look, how does he fight that uses to disappear to the mechanical arm on the viaduct?” “可是他不是以双酷毙了的机械臂吗？我在网上看的视频,他在高架桥上战斗用的那对机械臂怎么不见了？” „, You surely do not have attractive the Night Traveler beforehand video well, he before and Lizard in the fight of Bronx Bronx may on the useless mechanical arm.” “哦,你肯定没有好好看过夜行者之前的视频,他之前和蜥蜴人在布朗克斯的战斗可就没用机械臂。” „ I think that mechanical arm surely needs to imitate the energy, “我认为那个机械臂肯定需要充能, Like cell phone. Perhaps today electric power has not filled, therefore has not brought to come out to use. ” „......., We chatted other, you thought how he will process these fellows?” 就像手机一样。也许今天电力没有充满,所以没有带出来用。”“.......,我们还是聊一下别的吧,你觉得他会怎么处理这些家伙？” „Was needless saying that definitely massacred! superhero does!” “不用说肯定是杀掉！超级英雄都是这么干的！” „No! True superhero will definitely educate them, making them start with a clean slate.” “不！真正的超级英雄肯定会教育他们,让他们改过自新。” „Massacres!” “杀掉！” „Education!” “教育！” „Hey, can you two peaceful, I also want to look how peacefully Night Traveler repairs these fellows!” “嘿,你们两个能不能安静点,我还想安静的看夜行者怎么修理这些家伙呢！” In Li Jie not clear convenience store people's quarrel, because seemed like these bludgers really to prepare and him opens does. 李杰并不清楚便利店里面众人的争吵,因为看起来这几个混混真的准备和他开干了。 Good, experiencing the multiple fights is informed and experienced, particularly high Battle of the Bridge later Li Jie is really interests lacks regarding this enemy. 好吧,经历过多次战斗历练,尤其是高架桥之战之后的李杰对于这种敌人实在是兴趣缺缺。 Controls a good strength direct person of fist to put the corona, then bundles with the spider's silk directly on. 控制好力量直接一人一拳放晕,然后直接用蛛丝捆上。 „Therefore you were just fighting with these fellows?” Li Jie walked also to lie in ground David drawing. “所以你刚刚是在和这几个家伙战斗？”李杰走过去把还趴在地上的大卫给拉了起来。 „Yes, yes, mister.” David somewhat anxious saying, his as far as possible wants to make oneself display good. Therefore sticks out chest as far as possible, the body that this as if can let appears strong. „Defends this city to be exempt from the invasion of criminal is our responsibility.” “是,是的,先生。”大卫有些紧张的说道,他尽量的想让自己表现的好一点。所以尽量挺起胸膛,这样似乎能让的身体显得强壮一点。“保卫这座城市免受罪犯的侵扰是我们的责任。” „Pū, cough cough.” Sorry, Li Jie had not just borne smile the sound, but he was adjusted quickly. “噗,咳咳。”对不起,刚刚李杰没有忍住笑出了声音,不过他还是很快的调整了回来。 „You do is very good, only will stand person that compared with these sees a play there, at least you acted.” Li Jie referred to by the window of convenience store, with these people who the cell phone photographs the video. “你做的很不错,比那些只会站在那里看戏的人强,至少你行动了。”李杰指了指透过便利店的窗户,正在用手机拍摄视频的那些人。 „I think that I can ask you to eat a muffin, are you hungry?” “我想我可以请你吃块松饼,你饿吗？” ~ did Night Traveler ask me to eat the muffin?! Amn't I having a dream? Kick-Ass David footsteps somewhat light followed Li Jie to arrive at the convenience store. 哇~夜行者请我吃松饼？！我不是在做梦？海扁王大卫脚步有些轻飘飘的跟着李杰来到了便利店。 „If you have free time, can call to report to the police?” Li Jie enters the convenience store to take the cell phone photograph to these, then forwards the fellows of Twitter to say crazily. “如果你们有空的话,能打个电话报警吗？”李杰进入便利店对那些正拿着手机拍照,然后疯狂转发推特的家伙说道。 Bought two muffins, Li Jie divided one to give David. Two people arrived around park to look for a bench to do. 买了两个松饼,李杰分了一个给大卫。两人走到附近的公园找了个长椅做了下来。 „Do you name?” Li Jie asked that he may not really be able to remember this fellow to call anything, even he nickname in movie could not recall. “你叫什么名字？”李杰问到,他可真想不起这个家伙叫什么了,连他在电影里的外号都记不起了。 After all this fellow in that movie is also only a dragon embroidered costume, the protagonist is Hit-Girl, who will care that a dragon embroidered costume called anything, has made anything. 毕竟在那部电影里这个家伙也就只是个龙套,主角是超杀女,谁会关心一个龙套叫什么,做过什么呢。 Probably where un ~ does Li Jie think is not right? However thinks also to have no place is not right carefully probably. 嗯~李杰想了想好像有什么地方不对？但是仔细想想又好像没什么地方不对。 „I called David, David Lizewski. My nickname called Kick-Ass.” David hears the issue to reply immediately. “我叫大卫,大卫·泽莱斯基。我的外号叫海扁王。”大卫听到问题立马回答道。 „Good David, finished eating this muffin to go home quickly, I think that your family member will be worried your.” Li Jie ate a muffin then to say to David. “好吧大卫,吃完这块松饼就赶快回家吧,我想你的家人会担心你的。”李杰吃了口松饼然后对大卫说道。 „You are very brave, but later do not handle this matter, this is very dangerous. The opposite party brought the knife, if they think, can hold momentarily you.” “你很勇敢,但是以后不要做这种事情了,这很危险。对方带了刀子,如果他们想的话,随时可以把你捅死。” Li Jie patted the David's back conveniently. Kick-Ass is also stayed according to the picture that rubbed in the ground by several bludgers in the Li Jie's mind a moment ago. 李杰顺手拍了拍大卫的后背。刚才海扁王被几个混混按在地面上摩擦的画面还停留在李杰的脑海中。 Said on this world, only then the wrong name, has not been called the wrong nickname, really so. 都说这个世界上只有起错的名字,没有叫错的外号,果然如此啊。 Kick-Ass, really by sea flat Wang|King. Well does ~ seem some is not right? 海扁王,果然是被海扁之王。咦~怎么又好像有些不对？ „oh ~ not Night Traveler mister, I think that I can continue to do, can I join your teams? I can also defend the city!” David quickly expressed that he is willing to help Li Jie's be busy, joins the Li Jie's team. “哦~不夜行者先生,我认为我可以继续做下去,我可以加入你们的队伍吗？我也可以保卫城市！”大卫急忙表示他愿意帮李杰的忙,加入李杰的队伍。 „Is unfair to David.” Li Jie shakes the head to say. „Although you have a very brave heart, however just scene, un ~ you were know.” “对不起大卫。”李杰摇了摇头说道。“虽然你有一颗很勇敢的心,但是刚刚的情景,嗯~你是知道的。” „I cannot accept your request, very sorry.” The Li Jie rejection said. “我不能接受你的请求,很抱歉。”李杰拒绝道。 Unlike Hit-Girl and Big Daddy, this named David's child is completely an average person, even in the average person can only be quite thin and small. 与超杀女和大老爹不同,这个名叫大卫的孩子完完全全就是个普通人,甚至在普通人中都只能算是比较瘦小的。 No special skill, only has a brave heart. Although when youngster warm-blooded comics, a brave heart is the most valuable wealth, it can make protagonist three five exploding not plant. 没有任何特长,只有一颗勇敢的心。虽然在少年热血漫画里,一颗勇敢的心就是最宝贵的财富,它能让主角三不五时的爆种。 However no use in this world, the bullet that flew at will can want this child's life. 但是在这个世界里没有任何用处,一个随意飞来的子弹就能要了这个孩子的性命。 Although Big Daddy does not have the super power strength, but its physical quality in the average person is outstanding, in addition on a very accurate marksmanship, provides the firepower support in the distant place ambush is a big boost. 大老爹本身虽然没有超能力,但是其身体素质在普通人里算是出类拔萃的,外加上一手非常准的枪法,在远处伏击提供火力支援就是一大助力。 But Hit-Girl is also similar, although also not grown, the physical quality has not reached the peak, but the plasticity is very strong. 而超杀女也差不多,虽然还没有成年,身体素质没有达到巅峰,但是可塑性很强。 In the Li Jie hand has many blueprints, later can definitely exchange two people fight to thrust with technical water brigadier-general. After all blueprint type of thing is not the disposbale resources. 李杰手中有不少图纸,以后完全可以兑换出来用科技水准将两人的战斗力推上去。毕竟图纸这种东西又不是一次性资源。 However Kick-Ass is different, this child does not grasp the rubber stick steadily, the physical quality is very ordinary. Li Jie may not have on the time flower several years trains him. 但是海扁王不同,这个孩子连橡胶棍都握不稳,身体素质很一般。李杰可没有时间花上好几年的时间去培养他。 Moreover even trains him, can his upper limit to? Can strong Mindy two say. 而且即便去培养他,他的上限能到哪？能不能强过明迪都两说。 Li Jie remembers that in Hit-Girl second section, this dragon embroidered costume has crossed for several years, is not the big progress, therefore he does not want to make David advance the oneself team. 李杰记得超杀女第二部里面,这个龙套已经过了好几年了,还是没有多大进步,所以他并不想让大卫加进自己的队伍。 Li Jie's refuses to make David somewhat lose, but he is actually prepared early, just opened the mouth is temporary warm-blooded, he knows that is impossible. 李杰的拒绝让大卫有些失落,但是他心里其实早有准备,刚刚开口不过是一时的热血,他知道根本不可能。 Night Traveler and Spider-Man neutralize superhero that the enemy battles in the hail of bullets, oneself is only one takes the average person who the bludgers of jackknife could not deal with continually. 夜行者和蜘蛛侠可是在枪林弹雨中和敌人作战的超级英雄,自己只是一个连拿折叠刀的混混都对付不了的普通人。 Perhaps the oneself hero dream really should awake. 也许自己的英雄梦真的应该醒醒了。 „Good, muffin Night Traveler mister thank you.” David three two stuttered the muffin. „Do I have the last request to me to sign?” “好吧,谢谢你的松饼夜行者先生。”大卫三口两口吃完了松饼。“我还有最后一个请求能给我签个名吗？” „Ha?” “哈？” David listened to the Li Jie's words to be about to go home, although the Li Jie's rejection made him a little lose, but oneself attained the Night Traveler's genuine signature at least, at least tonight did not go bad. oh ~ sorry. ” David is just thinking just matter, almost hit a front old person in the zebra crossing of intersection, he apologized immediately. 大卫听了李杰的话准备回家,虽然李杰的拒绝让他有点失落,但是最起码自己还是拿到了夜行者的亲笔签名,至少今晚过的不坏。哦~对不起。”大卫正想着刚刚的事情,在街口的斑马线上差点撞到前面的一个老人,他马上道歉道。 „Has not related the child.” The old person seems like a blind person, he takes a blind stick with the sunglasses. “没关系孩子。”老人看起来是个盲人,他带着墨镜拿着一根盲人杖。 „Needs to help? I can help you cross the street.” David inquired. “需要帮助吗？我可以帮你过马路。”大卫询问道。 „Thanks.” The old person has not rejected the David's good intention. “谢谢。”老人没有拒绝大卫的好意。 Under the old person in David's supported by the arm passed through the street, David greeted on the preparation leaves, but the old person stopped by calling out him. 老人在大卫的搀扶下走过了马路,大卫本来打个招呼就准备离开,但是老人却叫住了他。 „Just your performance in the convenience store I saw the child, you do is very brave.” Saying that the old person smiles. “刚刚你在便利店的表现我都看到了孩子,你做的很勇敢。”老人微笑的说道。 „Sorry, you were said that you did see?” Isn't this blind person? David cannot bear with the hand beckons with the hand before old person's sunglasses. “抱歉,你是说你看到？”这不是盲人吗？大卫忍不住用手在老人的墨镜前摆了摆手。 Blind cane Lightning hit David's. „!” David cannot bear eat sorely said. 一根盲人手杖闪电般的击中了大卫的手。“啊！”大卫忍不住吃疼的叫了出来。 Although the old person the eye cannot see, but the movement exceptionally is accurate, he blind steady pressure in the David's shoulder, originally because of ache, but has been jumping to stumble David like to be decided the body to be the same, is unable to move. 老人虽然眼睛看不见,但是动作却异常准确,他将盲人稳稳的压在了大卫的肩头,原本因为疼痛而一直在蹦跶的大卫如同被人定了身一样,根本无法动弹。 „Sometimes the view thing does not need the eye, do you really want to become hero?” “有的时候观察事物并不需要眼睛,你真的想要成为一个英雄吗？” David was somewhat in a daze. 大卫有些发傻了。 ( The Kick-Ass name has two translator one is Dave, one is David. I chose David this translator. Because the Dave pronunciation is close to David.) 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