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#58: Turns into the dead overweight person to be what kind of Li Jie?

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? Thor is not cracking a joke, he planned that feeding to be fat really Li Jie. Because oneself this fat has not given little oneself to bring various difficulties. Especially Li Jie always makes oneself lose weight. This matter is really very bothersome, because you god fat do want to reduce can reduce? Really! ?托尔不是在开玩笑的,他是真的打算把李杰给喂胖来。因为自己这一身肥肉没少给自己带来各种的困扰。尤其是李杰总是让自己减肥。这事儿真的是很烦,你因为神脂是想减就能减的？真是的！ Must know, I am not the general obesity, I am the god level obese! Also, has lost weight to be so easy? I am the Asgard's gods! Can you let my getting thinner in my body pierced mutant medicament? Incorrect! 要知道,我可不是一般的肥胖,我是神级的肥胖啊！再说了,减肥有那么容易吗？我可是阿斯加德的神明啊！你能在我身上扎一针变种人药剂让我变瘦吗？不行的啊！ Therefore, Li Jie your this thin person little spoke the wind discouraging talk, said that anything wants to be thin anything. This simply is to my such god's fat insult! Now I must make you try the obese pain, just Lan is not at home. She must look for the clue of hammer, but Illuminati other big shots I have levelled. 所以啊,李杰你这种瘦子就还是少说风凉话,说什么一定要瘦下来什么的。这简直就是对我这样神胖的侮辱啊！现在我也要让你尝试一下肥胖的痛苦,刚好岚不在家。她还要去找锤子的线索,而光照会的其他大佬我都已经摆平了。 Now you are so lazy, whatever just I desired to take! hā hā hā hā hā! The Thor innermost feelings laugh, this smiling face many are a little crazed. Because by lazy hammer controlling, therefore Li Jie is also disinclined to get out of bed, recently his day treated in the bed has gotten up. 现在你这么懒惰,刚好任由我欲求欲取了！哈哈哈哈哈！托尔内心大笑,这笑容多少有点丧心病狂。而因为被懒惰之锤给控制住了,所以李杰也懒得下床,最近他的日子都是待在床上过的。 Only then must go to bathroom he will move. The whatever happens must not misunderstanding, is not Li Jie oneself moves. But was he can control lazy hammering now perfectly. Among their both nature specially high. Can grasp this hammer to Li Jie in the flash high, and makes it help to handle all kinds of matters. 只有要上厕所的时候他才会动一下。诶,千万不要误会,不是李杰自己动。而是他现在能够完美的掌控懒惰之锤了。他们两者之间的相性特别的高。高到李杰可以在一瞬间就掌握到这个锤子,并且让它帮忙做各种各样的事情。 For example with the thought remote control hammer, making it help oneself change the stage according to the remote control to the television. Raps the keyboard to hit storm hero with the thought control hammer on the computer, underwent these many years development, storm hero was finally hot, was not easy. Through the control of hammer, Li Jie can make the double play, three to kill, ultra god and other records. 比如说用意念遥控锤子,让它帮自己按遥控器给电视换台。用意念控制锤子在电脑上敲击键盘来打暴风英雄,经过了这么多年的发展,暴风英雄终于火了,不容易啊。通过锤子的控制,李杰能打出双杀、三杀、超神等记录。 He can also give oneself to come back with the book through the hammer, then can also make the book float in the oneself front, the hammer also probably be responsible for helping to turn page anything. Must go to bathroom anything's words, he makes the hammer hang oneself to the restroom solves. In brief, so long as can be motionless, Li Jie completely was motionless. 他还可以通过锤子去给自己拿书回来,然后还能让书漂浮在自己的面前,锤子还要负责帮忙翻页什么的。要上厕所什么的话,他就让锤子把自己吊到厕所去解决。总之,只要是能不动,李杰就完全的不动了。 The hammer only fault will not prepare food. Therefore ate meal this matter only to be Thor comes. Although said that Thor will not prepare food, but he will call to go! You asked why Li Jie doesn't make hammer help him call to call? Because he was disinclined to open the mouth to order food. 锤子唯一的坏处就是不会做饭。所以吃饭这档子事只能是托尔来了。虽然说托尔也不会做菜,但是他会叫外卖啊！你问李杰为什么不让锤子帮他打电话叫？因为他懒得开口点菜了。 But what going does Thor like eating? Un, almost all knew that his person knows: Fried chicken, fries, burger, ice cream, donut, tea with milk, cola and cheese, wait/etc.. Although said that these food have the respective characteristics, moreover is very delicious, but their actually general character, that is the thermal explosion! 而托尔喜欢吃什么样的外卖呢？嗯,几乎所有认识他的人都知道:炸鸡、薯条、汉堡、冰淇淋、甜甜圈、奶茶、可乐、芝士、等等。虽然说这些食物都有各自的特点而且还都很好吃,但是它们却都有一个共性,那就是热量爆炸！ Especially now Thor also knew JIALI. Although said that because the Li Jie's accident/surprise makes Thor not have the means and JIALI temporarily does the research together, but JIALI very much naturally said that she does not worry very much, can make Thor ask for leave looks after Li Jie some time. Moreover JIALI also said that she can provide various superelevation quantity of heat/calories food to supply Thor to eat to Thor. In order to avoid he was defeated by the appetite. 尤其是现在托尔还认识了嘉丽。虽然说因为李杰的意外让托尔暂时没有办法和嘉丽一起做研究,但是嘉丽却很大方的表示她不是很着急,可以让托尔请假一段时间去照顾李杰。而且嘉丽也表示她可以给托尔提供各种超高热量的食物供给托尔食用。以免他被食欲击败。 Therefore in the Thor present hand has the food of many superelevation quantity of heat/calories. Because of the relations of hammer of guzzling, Thor every day needs to eat many food now, therefore the food supply capacity of his superelevation quantity of heat/calories is also very big. So long as he keeps such scrap from the oneself mouth, he can leave behind many quantity of heat/calories to Li Jie. 所以托尔现在的手上有很多的超高热量的食物。因为暴食之锤的关系,现在托尔每天需要吃很多的食物,所以他超高热量的食物供给量也是很大的。他只要从自己嘴里留那么一小块,他就能给李杰留下不少热量了。 Looked like Li Jie initially gave Thor to establish one to lose weight the plan to be the same, present Thor also gave Li Jie to establish one weight gain the plan. Li Jie is disinclined to move in any case now, this plan just can implement, moreover very convenient. After Li Jie, must gain weight cannot blame me, who asked him oneself to be disinclined. After all the non- movement will put on weight, this is the natural law. Naturally, turned into Vankka to challenge anything Li Jie's each meal, oneself regarding this matter on complete does not know the circumstances of the matter! 就像是李杰当初给托尔设定了一个减肥计划一样,现在的托尔也给李杰设定了一个增肥计划。反正李杰现在懒得动弹了,这个计划刚好可以实行,而且还非常的方便。李杰以后要长胖也不能怪我,谁叫他自己懒得动来着。毕竟不运动就会发胖啊,这是自然规律。当然了,把李杰的每一餐都变成万卡挑战什么的,自己对于这件事就完全的不知情了！ At noon, Thor carries tray fragrance strong food to arrive at the Li Jie room happily, Thor walks while sings is jumping. 中午,托尔端着一盘子香气浓烈的食物来到李杰房间,托尔开心的一边走一边唱着跳着。 „Dear Jason ~ had the lunch. The fragrant fried chicken matches cola also to have the donut and shellac frame!” Naturally, this is not the simple fried chicken matches cola and donut, inside also mixes in the compression stage superelevation quantity of heat/calories food that some JIALI have made. Naturally, Thor very much had the conscience, he does not have multi- in addition. in addition the quantity of heat/calories of these food are also the 10,000 kilocalories, does not have anything at the worst! Eats to broadcast has not done? “亲爱的杰森~来吃午餐了。香喷喷的炸鸡配可乐还有甜甜圈和士力架！”当然,这不是简单的炸鸡配可乐和甜甜圈,里面还掺入了一些嘉丽制作的压缩级超高热量食品。当然了,托尔还是很有良知的,他没有多加。加起来这些食物的热量也就是一万大卡而已,没什么大不了的嘛！很多吃播不都做过吗？ In the evening, Thor carried the dinner once again. 晚上,托尔又一次端来了晚饭。 „Comes, in the evening we eat the crisp roasting pig. You look at pigskin that as smooth as glass this roasts, oil and fragrance. You eat!” Thor extremely cares about Li Jie, is afraid him to eat were too few. “来来来,晚上我们吃脆皮烤乳猪。你看这烤的油光水滑的猪皮,又油又香。你多吃一点！”托尔非常关心李杰,害怕他吃的太少了。 But to the morning, Thor has prepared the condensed milk to match Gui Gecui the piece, naturally in also some things of feeding. However Thor ensure all things are pure naturally do not have the increase, does not injure the injuring someone body. Most is also fat. 而到了早上,托尔则准备了炼乳配桂格脆片,当然了里面也有一些加料的东西在。不过托尔保证,所有东西都是纯天然无添加,不伤害人身体的。最多也就是胖一点而已。 „Although I am a god, but I can also be very narrow-minded sometimes. ~” Thor is considering the Li Jie's time to think very happy. This sense of joy looked like initially Li Jie compelled Thor to lose weight to be the same, the pleasant sensation of that oppressing fatty has turned around now, turned into the fatty to urge the fat thin person. “虽然我是一名神,但是我有的时候也可以很小心眼啊。啦啦啦~”托尔在照顾李杰的时候觉得非常的愉快。这种愉悦感就像是当初李杰逼着托尔减肥一样,那种凌虐胖子的快感如今掉过来了,变成了胖子催胖瘦子了。 But each meal is Li Jie that Vankka challenges, because has eaten too many quantity of heat/calories, because is disinclined to move, therefore is almost changing fat at the naked eye obvious speed. Although is changing fat, but Li Jie does not worry, because he was disinclined to worry. This lazy hammer to his influence was really too big. 而每餐都是万卡挑战的李杰因为吃了太多的热量,并且因为懒得动弹,所以几乎是以肉眼可见的速度在变胖。虽然在变胖,但是李杰却不着急,因为他懒得着急了。这个懒惰之锤对他的影响真的是太大了。 Every day was the life that to eat to play to rest was too comfortable, too suitable lazy person. oneself does not want any move, this is also good. Li Jie is very satisfied the present life. He gives a Thor happy look. Thor thought that Li Jie of oneself attendance is very good, he was happier. 每天都是吃吃玩玩睡睡的生活太舒服了,太适合懒人了。自己根本不想要有任何的动弹,就这样也挺好的。李杰很满意现在的生活。他给托尔一个高兴的眼神。托尔觉得自己照顾的李杰很不错,他更开心了。 After he does not fear Li Jie restores, looks for the trouble of oneself, because Li Jie cannot hit oneself. What kind of? Air/Qi? Actually Thor's calculates hits good. However he has actually forgotten a very essential person. Li Jie changed fat is not his matter. Although said that changes fat is not the crime awfully, person but who Li Jie currently is also one has the wife. 他并不怕李杰恢复之后找自己的麻烦,因为李杰又打不过自己。怎么样？气不气？托尔的盘算倒是打的挺好的。但是他却忘记了一个很关键的人。李杰变胖了可不是他一个人的事情。虽然说变胖并不是什么要命的罪过,但是李杰现在也是一个有老婆的人啊。 Lan from Kamar-Taj, roared in the storm that Himalaya Mountain jolted. She is kept in the dark now, from the start does not know now Li Jie is experiencing anything, does not know that what husband later oneself is going to see. She full power is tracing the matter of hammer now. 一个来自卡马泰姬的岚,咆哮于喜马拉雅山颠的暴风啊。她现在一切都被蒙在鼓里,压根不知道现在李杰正在经历什么,也不知道以后自己将要看见什么样的丈夫。她现在正在全力的追查锤子的事情。 But after experiencing the multiple magic localization and tracing, Lan has discovered some clues. 而在经历了多次的魔法定位和追踪后,岚已经发现了一些蛛丝马迹了。
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