DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#57: Li Jie changes lazy (Last Part)

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? Li Jie changed lazy. This is a fact that Illuminati all big shots can discover. They have been able to affirm now, that hammer that on Li Jie takes, it is estimated that is that laziness in so-called seven crime. ?李杰变懒了。这是光照会所有的大佬们都能够发现的一个事实。他们现在已经可以肯定,李杰手上所拿的那个锤子,估计就是所谓七宗罪中的那个懒惰。 Because these hammer quantities are nothing more or less to put together just seven, but what Thor correspondence is guzzling, the Green Giant Dr. Banner correspondence is the anger. 因为这些锤子数量不多不少加在一起刚好七个,而托尔对应的是暴食,绿巨人班纳博士对应的则是愤怒。 Although also had another four hammers ruining by Li Jie, Li Jie in oneself a move of hammer wants simple analysis now, what can obtain this hammer to represent was the weakness in Li Jie humanity is lazy. 虽然还有另外四把锤子被李杰给毁掉了,李杰现在自己中招的锤子只要简单的分析一下,就能得出这锤子代表的是李杰人性中的弱点懒惰。 The humanity weakness that this hammer initiates, does not impose on you. But brings back some of he weakness from a heart of hearts of person, then strengthens it. 这个锤子引发的人性弱点,并非是强加于你身上。而是从一个人的内心深处勾起他本身就有的弱点,然后将其加强。 Therefore essentially, Thor's guzzling and Dr. Banner's are almost angrily inevitable. 所以从本质上来说,托尔的暴食和班纳博士的愤怒几乎都是无可避免的。 In the Dr. Banner body has source of anger Green Giant. But Thor's overeats and overdrinks is not the first day. 班纳博士身体内有一个愤怒之源的绿巨人。而托尔的暴饮暴食也不是第一天。 If Doctor Doom not careful arrogant, or is Tony Stark is brought back his loose lust again. These do not sound queer. 如果说杜姆博士一个不小心中了傲慢,或者是托尼斯塔克又重新被勾起他那风流的色欲的话。这些都不让人奇怪。 However in Li Jie move, and was the lazy hammer. This makes a big shot in Illuminati feel that was somewhat puzzled. 但是李杰中招,并且是中了懒惰之锤。这就让光照会内的一众大佬觉得有些不解了。 Because they think Li Jie this person actually also very diligent. 因为他们觉得李杰这个人其实还挺勤快的呀。 „You thought really Li Jie is very diligent?” Thor uses the small biscuit to feed the courtesy that is disinclined to eat meal, while was saying to other Illuminati big shots like this. “你们真的觉得李杰很勤快吗？”托尔一边用着小饼干喂着懒得吃饭的礼节,一边对其他光照会的大佬们这样说着。 „Isn't Li Jie diligent?” Captain Earth Rogers asked one, he has also pointed out all sorts of instances: „You had a look at Li Jie these years to handle many matters. He changed the mutant's difficult position. Promoted the birth of Super-high Speed Railway.” “难道李杰不勤快吗？”地球队长罗杰斯反问一句,他还举出了种种事例:“你看看李杰这些年做了多少事情。他改变了变种人的困境。推动了超级高速铁路的诞生。” „Has established Illuminati, but also directed the program of extraterrestrial invasion to accelerate the establishment of Earth Federation with this way. Also eliminated Hydra, wait wait/etc. etc.. I do not want to improperly belittle oneself, but I thought that on superhero's this road, I also miss him am very farther.” “建立了光照会,还导演了外星人入侵的戏码用这种方式加速了地球联邦的成立。还消灭了九头蛇,等等等等。我不想妄自菲薄但是我觉得在超级英雄的这条路上,我比他还差很远。” Rogers is really a very sincere person. He thought that oneself has the insufficiency that many places make, thought that Li Jie does very well. 罗杰斯真的是一个很实诚的人。他觉得自己有很多地方做的不足,同时也觉得李杰做得很好。 His honesty surprising, and let toss unable to speak. 他的诚实让人惊讶,并且也让托球说不出话了。 Thor looked at one languid to eat meal on bed the important person to feed continually, Li Jie that even does not want to get out of bed. His helpless saying: „Right right, I acknowledged that he truly has handled the extraordinary matter. However you have not thought that carefully, which in fact do these matters have are his oneself complete personally?” 托尔看了一眼在床上懒洋洋连吃饭都要人喂,甚至不想起床的李杰。他无奈的说道:“没错没错,我承认他确实是做了很多了不起的事情。但是你们没有仔细想一想嘛,实际上这些事情有哪一件是他自己亲手去完成？” „Right, it improved the mutant's situation. However he has raised a drop. The Beauty X medicament is not he studies, how to sell these medicines is not he does personally. Tuvalu's establishes is also the young generation of variant, decision that people oneself makes.” “没错,它改善了变种人的处境。但是他只是提了个点子而已。x美丽药剂也不是他研究的,如何售卖这些药也不是他亲自去做的。图瓦卢的建立也是年轻一辈的变种,人们自己做的决定。” „Right, this lazy fellow truly left many wicked idea, is the dog-headed military strategist in the back. However he has not gone forth to battle personally, not?” “没错,这个懒家伙确实是出了很多的鬼点子,在背后当个狗头军师。但是他并没有亲自上阵,不是吗？” „War of New York plans extraterrestrial to arrive., but Captain Rogers, do not forget at that time you and I who is responsible for acting in a play. We rehearsed were very long.” “还有纽约之战策划外星人降临。罗杰斯队长,你可别忘了当时负责演戏的可是你和我。我们可是排练了很久的。” „Eliminates Hydra to be good, this matter he truly strove, has hit several slightly strange. Who however final main force output is, do not forget.” “还有消灭九头蛇好吧,这件事他确实是出了点力,也去打了几个小怪。但是最后主力输出是谁,你们可不要忘了。” Although Thor this fellow seems the whole face crazy fat intelligence quotient not high appearance. But in fact this is a very careful fellow. From him can recognize that oneself is not the Odin's biological child, but Loji is at Odin's biological daughter matter can judge his intelligence quotient. 托尔这家伙虽然看上去满脸痴肥智商不高的样子。但实际上这还是个很心细的家伙。从他能够认定自己不是奥丁的亲生孩子,而洛姬才是奥丁的亲生女儿这件事上就能够判断出他的智商还是可以的。 But listens to the Thor's analysis, the Illuminati big shots suddenly to discover he said probably not wrong, if this is really the case, then looks like Li Jie looking not to be injust by the lazy hammer. 而听着托尔的分析,光照会的大佬们忽然发现他说的好像没有错,如果真的是这样的话,那么看起来李杰被懒惰之锤给找上一点都不冤。 Thought so , is not only not injust he, instead this was Li Jie already should have the retribution that. 这么看不仅不冤他,反而这是李杰早就应该有的报应了。 „Although listened to your such saying, probably was very reasonable, but you said like his malicious remarks, did not fear that he did hit you?” Tony Stark traces the full beard on chin, pondered after a while, said to Thor. “虽然听你这么一说,好像挺有道理的,但是你这样说他的坏话,不怕他打你吗？”托尼—斯塔克摸了摸下巴上的络腮胡子,思考一会儿后对托尔说道。 „hā hā. Looked that he currently this appearance I estimated he is also disinclined to hit me.” Thory casts a sidelong glance, lies down in Li Jie that on the bed does not want to move, so said. “哈哈。看他现在这个样子我估计他也懒得打我。”托儿瞟了一眼,躺在床上不想动弹的李杰,如此说道。 He said not wrong, present Li Jie looks like a patient of top digit paraplegia is simply same, lies on the bed motionless, eats meal the important person to feed. 他说的一点都没有错,现在的李杰简直就像是一个高位截瘫的患者一样,躺在床上一动也不动,吃饭都要人喂。 But this matter can only by Illuminati, the big shots come in turn. 而这件事只能由光照会,大佬们轮流来。 Li Jie now by lazy hammer taking possession, simply is half disabled person. His complete does not want to move, if can say that a character solves the problem, he will only say a character. 李杰现在被懒惰之锤给附身了,简直就是个半残废。他完完全全的不想动弹,如果能说一个字解决问题,他只会说一个字。 If can solve the problem with a look, his character does not want to say. This made the communication difficult. 如果说能用一个眼神来解决问题,他连一个字都不想说。这就让沟通变得困难了许多。 Made Professor Charles read the Li Jie innermost feelings an idea actually good idea. However so long as the Professor Charles Mental strength enters in the Li Jie's mind, will feel endless being stranded intent. Had twice almost at the scene the direct lethargic sleep in the past. 原本让查尔斯教授读取李杰内心的想法倒是个不错的主意。但是查尔斯教授的精神力只要一进入李杰的脑海中,都会感觉到无尽的困意。有两次差点当场直接昏睡过去。 Summon other people of this long jab mind slept Mental that and felt sluggish to be too fearful. Professor Charles is afraid oneself also to turn into top digit paraplegia patient a like Li Jie, therefore after attempting several times, he refused with reading the way of plan reads the idea in Li Jie mind. 这种直击心灵的呼唤他人睡觉和发懒的精神太可怕了。查尔斯教授害怕自己也变成一个像李杰一样的高位截瘫患者,所以在尝试几次之后,他拒绝了用读心术的方式读取李杰脑海里的想法。 But Li Jie this time almost does not want to speak now, glances the people with the look frequently. 而李杰现在这个时候几乎都不想说话,经常只是用眼神瞟一瞟众人。 Therefore at this moment, Thor has displayed the essential use. Because Thor oneself besides am God of Thunder, is salt fish. 所以在这个时刻,托尔发挥了关键用处。因为托尔本人除了是雷霆之神之外,同时也是一条咸鱼。 He not only overeats and overdrinks, is actually very also lazy. However Thor is also the temperate laziness, has not been in the degree of Li Jie present. 他不仅暴饮暴食,其实也很懒。不过托尔还算是有节制的懒,没有到李杰现在的这种程度。 But as God of Salt Fish, Thor is actually the meaning that a very clear Li Jie's look movement represents. 而作为咸鱼之神,托尔其实还是很清楚李杰的一个眼神一个动作所代表的含义。 Therefore now Thor is forced became Li Jie Mental transmission. As well as takes care of the Li Jie's person. 所以现在托尔被迫成为了李杰精神的传递者。以及照顾李杰的人。 Lies on the bed, Li Jie opened mouth. Thor nodded saying: „I understood.” After a while, he took big bottle cola to come back. Then starts to forget in the Li Jie's mouth to fill. 躺在床上,李杰张了张嘴。托尔就点了点头说道:“我明白了。”过了一会儿后,他拿了一个大瓶可乐回来。然后开始忘李杰的嘴巴里面灌。 Also after a while, Li Jie opened mouth. Thor nods to say once more: „Good, I understood.” Then he does not know where from pulled out some high energy chocolate sticks to fill toward the Li Jie mouth. 又过了一会儿,李杰又张了张嘴。托尔再次点点头说道:“好的,我懂了。”接着他不知从什么地方又掏出了一些高能量巧克力棒往李杰嘴巴里面塞。 His action makes Rogers very curious: „How you know that he was hungry or thirsty?” 他的举动让罗杰斯很好奇:“你怎么知道他是饿了还是渴了？” Thor shrugged: „ I do not know. Rogers World Leader:??? 托尔摊了摊手:“我并不知道。罗杰斯球长:？？？ Thor quietly draws chief Rogers one side, low voice saying: „I want while this opportunity, to make Li Jie gain weight with various types of delicious food, that is all” 托尔悄悄的把罗杰斯酋长拉到一边,小声的说道:“我只是想趁着这个机会,用各种好吃的食物让李杰长胖一点,仅此而已” Thory patted the fat on oneself belly saying: „I believe that solves these hammers is only the time issue. However my very repugnant Li Jie urges me to lose weight every day.” 托儿拍了拍自己肚皮上的肥肉说道:“我相信解决这些锤子不过只是时间问题而已。但是我很讨厌李杰每天催着我要减肥。” „Therefore might as well let also grow into a fatty while this opportunity, realized the pain of after fatty, hasn't he held true the origin to urge me to lose weight. Rogers your whatever happens must not interferes me in any case. As the exchange of condition, I can replace you to look after Li Jie for serveral days. You go back to discuss with other people, has a look what kind.” “所以不如趁着这个机会让也长成一个胖子,体会一下胖子的痛苦之后,他就没有什么理由来催着我减肥了。反正罗杰斯你们千万不要干涉我。作为条件的交换,这些天我能够代替你们来照顾李杰。你回去和其他人商量一下,看看怎样。” Captain Rogers faces the Thor's plot unable to speak good long while. Crossed some little time, he said: „Good, you know that I work am very busy, is impossible to stay here takes care of you to go, therefore your proposition I from accepted temporarily.” 罗杰斯队长面对着托尔的阴谋好半天说不出话来。过了好一会儿,他才说道:“好吧,你知道的,我工作很忙,不可能一直呆在这儿照顾你去,所以你的提议我从原则上暂时接受了。” The Illuminati two big shots reached the agreement. 光照会的两位大佬达成了一致的意见。
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