DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#48: Eats the young girl of hot fragrant pot on Pluto

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? No matter Strange does want , helping Thor seek to explain in any case, and investigated the motion of this hammer to start, moreover he must strive. Because Li Jie's judgment, if not wrong, then Thor , if thin to cause the big disturbance very much. ?不管斯特兰奇愿不愿意,反正帮着托尔寻求破解并且调查这个锤子的行动已经开始了,而且他还必须要出力。因为李杰的判断要是没有错的话,那么托尔真的要是瘦下来的话很有可能会引发大的骚乱。 He such has eaten can also get down thinly, sometimes is makes people think that really envies the envy to hate! Does not give an injection does not take a drug has not rebounded, after the only shortcoming will be thin , may initiate mourning corpse World War. 他就这么一直吃还能瘦下去,有的时候真的是让人觉得羡慕嫉妒恨啊！不打针不吃药还不反弹,唯一的缺点就是瘦下来之后可能会引发丧尸世界大战。 Li Jie does not know that now the Strange innermost feelings the idea, he only knows oneself is very really busy. Every day must complete many vegetables/dishes to eat to Thor. In order to reduce the oneself work load, Li Jie can only with transferring dragon Hu eats to the Thor stew every day. This can reduce the oneself work load also to satisfy the Thor's big stomach. 李杰现在并不知道斯特兰奇内心的想法,他只知道自己现在真的很忙。每天都要做好多的菜给托尔吃。为了减少自己的工作量,李杰只能是用转龙壶每天给托尔炖菜吃。这样能减少自己的工作量也能满足托尔的大胃。 After Li Jie lets Lan and Strange goes out to investigate the issue of this hammer goes, he also makes many vegetables/dishes is Thor force-feeding. Thor too can eat now. Made him restore certain intelligence Thor to force-feeding with great difficulty. 李杰让岚和斯特兰奇出门去调查这个锤子的问题去之后,他还弄了不少菜才算是把托尔给喂饱。托尔现在是真的太能吃了。好不容易才把托尔给喂饱让他恢复了一定的神智。 Li Jie thought that oneself was tired miserable, he could not bear pat to restore Mental Thor: „Your fellow such will eat how!” 李杰觉得自己累惨了,他忍不住拍了一下恢复精神的托尔:“你个家伙怎么就这么会吃呢！” „Belch ~” Thor has hit full belch: „I do not think that since had that hammer, I thought how I eat eat insufficiently, eats cannot eat to the full.” “嗝儿~”托尔打了个饱嗝:“我也不想啊,但是自从有了那个锤子之后,我就觉得我怎么吃都吃不够,怎么吃都吃不饱。” Li Jie looked at the Thor foot hammer, now Thor had two hammers. One is oneself Hammer of the God of Thunder, one hammer that is to let him overeats and overdrinks. Such is Thor double holds the weapon wild soldier? Li Jie thought that should calculate. 李杰看了眼托尔脚边的锤子,现在托尔有两个锤子了。一个是自己的雷神之锤,一个是让他暴饮暴食的锤子。这样的托尔算是双持武器的狂暴战士吗？李杰觉得应该算吧。 „Actually I do not want like this.” Thor thought that oneself is very innocent. “其实我也不想这样的。”托尔觉得自己很无辜。 „Can't you this hammer discarding?!” Li Jie thought that the hammer of Thor's this guzzling is a disaster, is the same with Green Giant the hammer of that anger. Now Dr. Banner every day each night is the Green Giant appearances, every day loud is yelling then also: „Hulk!” “你就不能把这个锤子给丢掉吗？！”李杰觉得托尔的这个暴食之锤就是个祸害,就和绿巨人的那个愤怒之锤一样。现在班纳博士每日每夜的都是绿巨人的模样,然后还每天高声喊叫着:“浩克！” The sound shouted rock the earth, but strength was actually the weak chicken. Only thunders is Green Giant Hulk that did not rain to say. He every day except, in the ground sways back and forth outside to has not caused other destruction fortunately, gave to mop the Venus Base floor, now the Venus Base floor bright looks like waxed to be the same, walked must be careful slip above the wrestling. Professor Charles fell one time injured, left hand small finger bone split. Probably is being most great destruction that Green Giant causes. 声音喊得震天动地,但是力量却是弱鸡的可以。光打雷不下雨说的就是绿巨人浩克吧。他每天除了在地上打滚以外到还好没有造成其他的破坏,就是把金星基地的地板都给拖了一遍,现在金星基地的地板光可鉴人就像是打了蜡一样,走路在上面要当心打滑摔跤。查尔斯教授就摔了一次受了点轻伤,左手小手指骨裂。着大概就是绿巨人造成的最大破坏吧。 It can be said that the destruction of Hulk is controllable, although Thor seems the human and animals is now harmless, but Li Jie is actually afraid his god fat to be day by day few, then after arriving at some day his body fat rate/lead to restore to 8 percent below one. He again cannot control the oneself appetite, when the time comes possibly he can the incarnation be the gluttony. Therefore Li Jie thought that if should or makes Thor losing the hammer, or got up to the seal. 可以说浩克的破坏还是可控的,虽然现在托尔看上去人畜无害,但是李杰却害怕他的神脂一天比一天少,然后到有一天他的体脂率恢复到百分之八一以下之后。他就再也控制不住自己的食欲,到时候可能他就会化身为饕餮了。所以李杰觉得要是可以的话最好还是让托尔把锤子给丢了,或者给封印起来。 Listens to Li Jie's to question, Thor stands saying: „We find a place to try. First goes to other planet to try.” 听着李杰的问话,托尔站起来说道:“我们找个地方试一试。先去一个其他的星球试一试。” Li Jie nodded then takes out Asgard to have hand cart of transmission function he builds to say to Thor from the oneself waistband: „You sit.” 李杰点了点头然后从自己的腰带里取出了阿斯加德给他打造的带有传送功能的手推车对着托尔说道:“你坐上来。” 300 many jin (0.5 kg) Thor lies in the food that on meal vehicle looks like must process a while is the same, Li Jie changed as the Night Traveler's appearance has also put on Loji in the God of Thunder armor that the oneself marriage time delivered. Because the God of Thunder armor put on later Li Jie to have the ability that moved in the outer space vacuum environment. Li Jie started the meal vehicle transmission movement function, whiz two people transmitted to be away from Earth enough remote Pluto from Earth directly. 三百多斤的托尔趴在餐车上就像是等会儿要处理的食材一样,李杰变身为夜行者的模样还穿上了洛姬在自己结婚时候送的雷神铠甲。因为雷神铠甲穿上之后李杰就有了在太空真空环境下活动的能力。李杰启动了餐车的传送移动功能,嗖的一声两人直接从地球传送到了距离地球足够遥远的冥王星上了。 „Was good, here was far enough. You caused on any sound Earth to be out-of-sight here, try losing the broken hammer.” Li Jie puts on the God of Thunder armor to look like God of Thunder compared with God of Thunder. “好了,这里足够远了。你在这里弄出什么动静地球上应该都观察不到,试着把着破锤子给丢了吧。”李杰穿着雷神铠甲比雷神更像雷神。 But obese Thor nodded, his hand gripped the hammer of guzzling then to brandish the vigor, Li Jie even had Thor to have an misconception of wind in the environment of vacuum. When Thor crazy is brandishing the hammer of guzzling, energy of hammer of guzzling also in changed/easy leisurely/scatter slightly, the faint trace red light is similar to the spider web generally fills the air in the air. Li Jie did not contact red light carefully, in that flash he thought that oneself was hungry. 而肥胖的托尔点了点头,他一只手握住暴食之锤然后抡圆了劲,李杰甚至有托尔在真空的环境中都能带起一股风的错觉。而当托尔疯狂的抡着暴食之锤的时候,暴食之锤的能量也在微微的易散,丝丝红光如同蛛网一般在空气中弥漫。李杰不小心接触到了一丝红光,在那一瞬间他都觉得自己饿了。 What is good because of being he puts on the God of Thunder armor, the whole body has Thunder of Ruination to protect the body. The red light contacted the oneself flash to dissipate merely, Li Jie that type looked that who the sense of hunger like big steamed bun also disappeared. Li Jie cannot bear carry on the back to flow out the cold sweat. He thought: This hammer really quite fierce, energy that is easy to disperse can make people think that the appetite increases! Thor can resist this type of hammer to affect to the oneself appetite, but can also very nitpicking eats various types delicious really fierce, oneself just almost could not bear want to eat earth. 好在的是他穿着雷神铠甲,全身有毁灭之雷护体。红光仅仅只是接触到自己的一瞬间就消散了,李杰那种看谁都像个大馒头一样的饥饿感也消失了。李杰忍不住背上流出冷汗。他心想:这锤子真的好厉害,就连易散出来的能量都能让人觉得食欲大增！托尔能抵御这种锤子对自己的食欲影响,还能很挑剔的吃各种好吃的真的厉害,自己刚刚都差点忍不住想要吃土了。 When Li Jie is thinking these matters, Thor also gathers the strength fully. „Go away!” Thor bellows, but he has not operated communication, therefore Li Jie anything cannot hear. He only saw that Thor lets go flying to hammer, the hammer of guzzling is similar to meteor same more is rapidly far. 就在李杰想着这些事情的时候,托尔也把力量蓄满。“滚！”托尔大吼一声,不过他没开通讯器,所以李杰什么都听不见。他只见到托尔撒手飞锤,暴食之锤如同流星一样越飞越远。 „Wú! A interstellar gopher ball.” Li Jie threw the strength of hammer to give such appraisal regarding Thor, he used communication to speak to Thor: „Should unable to come back.” “唔！一个星际全垒打。”李杰对于托尔投掷锤子的力量给予了这样的评价,他用通讯器对托尔说到:“应该不能回来了吧。” „Un...... Did not say.” Thor opens communication answering, his oneself is a little indefinite, because he thought that the hammer has the ability of strength. Generally no matter loses to return to the hand of oneself many. “嗯……不好说。”托尔打开通讯器回话,他自己有点不确定,因为他觉得锤子都有回力的能力。一般不管丢出去多远都会回到自己的手上。 Li Jie two people are waiting for on Pluto, supplicator hammer should better not. 10 minutes, should not come back. We walk, you will should better next time do not bump this type of hammer again. ” Li Jie is preparing to bring Thor to walk. Finally Thor actually halted, his helpless saying: „A while, I felt that this hammer came back probably.” 李杰两人在冥王星上等待着,祈祷者这个锤子最好不要回来了。十分钟了,应该不会回来了。我们走吧,你最好下次不要再碰这种锤子了。”李杰正准备带着托尔走呢。结果托尔却站住了,他无奈的说道:“等会儿,我感觉到这个锤子好像又回来了。” In the gap of Thor speech, the hammer of guzzling was having the red ray from far to near directly flies back said on Thor's. Thor is helpless: „You look, the hammer weapon characteristics are this. It would returning to your hand.” 就在托尔说话的间隙,暴食之锤带着红色光芒由远而近的直接飞回道了托尔的手上。托尔无奈:“你看,锤子这种武器的特性就是这样。它总会回到你的手上。” „Fart!” Li Jie cannot bear explode the thick mouth: „This is the hammer of your Asgard manufacture can obviously so. I can affirm now, this hammer has certainly the relations with your Asgard. You a bit faster make the person open Bifrost, we go to Asgard to look for your younger sister and your father now!” “屁叻！”李杰忍不住爆粗口:“这明明是你们阿斯加德制造的锤子才会如此。我现在可以肯定了,这个锤子一定和你们阿斯加德有关系。你快点让人打开彩虹桥,我们现在就去阿斯加德找你妹和你爸！” „Does your Asgard's person so much like making various strange hammers?” Li Jie was complaining. “你们阿斯加德的人就这么喜欢制造各种各样奇怪的锤子吗？”李杰正在抱怨着。 But when Thor prepares to summon Bifrost, suddenly pretty young girl such towering appear in two people front. In her hand is carrying a basin hot fragrant pot hand to take the chopsticks, she eats while two people said to Li Jie and Thor: „Wú! Found you!” 而就在托尔准备召唤彩虹桥的时候,突然间一个靓丽的少女就这么突兀的出现在两人的面前。她一只手里正端着一盆麻辣香锅一只手拿着筷子,她一边吃一边对着李杰和托尔两人说道:“唔！找到你了！”
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