DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#47: This is must have the matter

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? Strange thought that the oneself patho, felt really very much oneself worked as the dragon embroidered costume same to accompany to run in others' love movie probably for a long time. Generally in this kind of movie the male of flag holder is the warm male on the 2nd, even if was flung anything also silently will be blessing female protagonist happy anything. ?斯特兰奇觉得自己真的很悲情,感觉自己好像当了许久龙套一样一直在别人的爱情电影里陪跑。一般这一类的电影里面跑龙套的男二号都是暖男,就算是被甩了什么的也会默默的祝福着女主角幸福什么的。 However oneself cannot achieve really! The Strange grief and indignation occurred simultaneously sends out to angrily roar: This sorcerer cannot achieve really! 但是自己真的做不到啊！斯特兰奇悲愤交加的发出怒吼:本法师真的做不到啊！ However the Strange too much time feeling were not discontented, because Lan passed on a message to give him: „Has the matter to need your help.” Good, now is not deep love between man and woman time. oneself was sent the good friend card in any case, but can also be what kind of? Clung to for dear life hits to be too ugly rottenly, oneself was not one licks the dog, even if were licks dog that does not have a thing in the world! 不过斯特兰奇没有太多的时间感受不满了,因为岚传讯过来给他:“有事需要你的帮助。”好吧,现在不是儿女情长的时候了。反正自己都被发了好朋友卡了,还能怎么样呢？死缠烂打可太难看了,自己又不是一只舔狗,就算是舔狗那也是一无所有啊！ Therefore the Strange intelligence and Christine temporary farewell have a look at Lan oneself to do. However what at that time Strange did not know, this Christine and Thor's date is doomed to come up empty-handed. 所以斯特兰奇智能和克里斯丁暂时的告别去看看岚着自己干什么。不过当时斯特兰奇不知道的是,这一次克里斯丁和托尔的约会注定是要扑空的。 „Because Thor now by a hammer controlling.” Lan saw that first words after Strange are straightforward: „Some people are making magic weapon to disturb. superheroes on world in two has incurred. Thor is.” “因为托尔现在正被一把锤子给控制着。”岚见到斯特兰奇后的第一句话就非常直白:“有人在制造魔法武器捣乱。世界上的超级英雄们已经有两人中招了。托尔就是其中一个。” „Eh? In him what move?” Strange inexplicable thinking was happier, just disaffection washed out much. “额？他中了什么招？”斯特兰奇莫名的觉得心情好了很多,刚刚的不满都被冲散了不少。 „Overeats and overdrinks.” Lan's replied briefly and to the point. “暴饮暴食。”岚的回答言简意赅。 „He every day not this?” Strange thought that Thor absolutely does not have move, his mood was also low. “他每天不都这样吗？”斯特兰奇觉得托尔完全没有中招啊,他的心情又低落了。 Lan thinks, Strange said reasonable! Probably truly does not have the too big difference. Thor eats and drinks extravagantly in any case every day. 岚想了想,斯特兰奇说的有道理啊！好像确实是没有太大的差别。反正托尔每天都是大吃大喝来的。 Two people chat Lan has brought back to Strange the Li Jie's family/home. Because Thor did not change like Dr. Banner Green Giant the anger, Thor ate and drank extravagantly not to have the lethality therefore to live at home. Although said that Green Giant does not have what lethality to come. However every day the ghost roar ghost called was shouting 【Hulk! Hulk!】 Actually is also very annoying. 两人聊着天的时候岚就把斯特兰奇带回了李杰的家里。因为托尔不像班纳博士变身了绿巨人那样愤怒,托尔只是大吃大喝没有杀伤力所以可以在家里住着。虽然说绿巨人也没有什么杀伤力来着。不过每天鬼吼鬼叫的喊着【浩克！浩克！】的其实也挺烦人的。 Moreover after Thor eats last some time food, always can also sober some time, this is much better compared with Green Giant. Green Giant keeps crying day in day out, this will not be good to affect the neighbor, therefore he can only treat in the Venus base prison. 而且托尔吃上一段时间的食物之后总是还能清醒一段时间,这比绿巨人要好得多。绿巨人一天到晚吼个不停,这样不好会影响到邻居的,所以他只能待在金星的基地监狱里。 In the basement in Li Jie villa, Li Jie has replenished the horsepower in the kitchenwares with various types of legends is making various types of food. But in his side is God of Thunder Thor that fast eats. 在李杰别墅的地下室里,李杰正加足了马力的用各种传说中的厨具来制作各种食物。而在他的一边则是吃的飞快的雷神托尔。 Sees only a Li Jie wok stew-pot, both hands simultaneously releases thermal heating food using the thunder and lightning. Simultaneously must divert attention cuts various materials with kitchen knife. Li Jie is busy has been sweating profusely, he saw after Strange and Lan come back, said immediately: „Just right that comes, hurries helps a hand to me.” 只见李杰一手炒锅一手炖锅,双手同时利用雷电来释放热量加热食物。同时还要分心的用菜刀切出各种材料。李杰都忙的满头大汗了,他看到斯特兰奇和岚回来之后立马说道:“来的正好,赶紧的给我帮把手。” Lan helpless hit a sound to refer to helps Li Jie do well the material that all needs to process. Li Jie said: „sorcerer is good. Does not need to begin, so long as hit to fire refers to all handling. Not like my this working as chef must do is so tired.” 岚无奈的打了个响指就帮李杰把所有需要处理的材料都弄好了。李杰啧啧说道:“还是法师好啊。不用动手,只要打打响指一切都搞定了。不像我这种当厨子的还要做的这么累。” After Li Jie must vegetable/dish that prepares to throw into the stew-pot, finally be able resting a while. 李杰把所有要准备的菜都丢进炖锅后终于可以歇一会儿了。 „Bought ready-made vegetable/dish not to be good from outside? Is this fellow now in any case same as the pig, what eats not to have the difference?!” Strange looks that eats Thor that the sea drinks crazily, saying that he thinks otherwise. “从外面买现成的菜不就好了？反正这家伙现在和头猪一样,吃什么都没差别吧？！”斯特兰奇看着狂吃海喝的托尔,他不以为然的说道。 But Li Jie actually shook the head: „No, now is not at least good. He eats outside food words to need to eat, even one is eating food to be able occasionally to restore the intelligence all day. Eats me to use kitchenware in Asgard my legend to the words that cooks food, so long as he eats quite few food to restore the intelligence on the other hand.” 而李杰却摇了摇头:“不,至少现在不行。他吃外面的食物的话需要吃很多,甚至一整天都在进食才能偶尔恢复神智。吃我用阿斯加德给我的传说中的厨具烧菜的话,他只要吃相对来说比较少的食物就能恢复神智。” „Moreover the detail does not know that you did note?” Li Jie very dignified saying. “而且有一个细节不知道你们注意到了没有？”李杰非常凝重的说道。 Strange and Lan are somewhat curious: „What detail?” 斯特兰奇和岚有些好奇:“什么细节？” „The Thor recent two days were thin!” Li Jie said an earth-shaking news. “托尔最近两天瘦了！”李杰说出了一个石破天惊的消息。 ~! Strange thought that oneself has an old mucous cough not to come out unable to swallow. But Lan up and down is sizing up Thor, she has doubts: „Has not felt. He looks is very fat.” 咳~！斯特兰奇觉得自己有一口老痰咳不出来也咽不下去。而岚则是上下打量着托尔,她疑惑:“没有感觉啊。他看着还是很胖啊。” „That is only the visual effect. After all Thor has the 350 many jin (0.5 kg), the larger part fat looks certainly fat. However I have made record to him, although he recently was eating and drinking extravagantly every day, but the body weight actually reduced the difference a little bit five kilograms. This is the result that I give him weighing today.” “那只是视觉效果而已。毕竟托尔有三百五十多斤呢,一大半的肥肉当然看着胖。但是我给他做了记载,他最近虽然每天都在大吃大喝,但是体重却减少了差不多一点五公斤。这是我今天给他称重的结果。” Li Jie said that makes Strange think on naive unfair, why this only does Alaska every day eat these many things he also to be able getting thinner? 李杰这么说让斯特兰奇觉得上天真的不公,这只阿拉斯加每天都吃这么多的东西他凭什么还能变瘦啊？ „Did you give him to inject not being able to gain weight medicament?!” Strange suspected very much. “你是不是给他注射了长不胖药剂啊？！”斯特兰奇很怀疑。 „No, not. In fact I discover the Thor such massive diets, energy that but he consumes is quick. That hammer has been absorbing his energy, now he can also by eating the thing makes up. Moreover his body weight also enough heaviness, therefore can also withstand the consumption. After all he is deity, his fat is also the god fat.” Li Jie creative said a new noun: God fat. “不,并没有。实际上我发现托尔这样大量的饮食,但是他消耗的能量还是很快。那个锤子一直在吸收他的能量,现在他还能靠吃东西来弥补。而且他的体重也足够的重,所以还经得起消耗。毕竟他是一名天神,他的脂肪也是神脂。”李杰创造性的说出了一个新的名词:神脂。 „Therefore his belly hungry situation of his fat in being able to withstand the situation of consumption is quite easy to solve. Because he besides eating thing, but can also depend upon the combustion fat to supplement energy. Why this is also Thor can also occasional restores the intelligence in the intermittence of eating meal, but is not controlled thoroughly by the appetite. But if we cannot solve this problem, the Thor's fat will have consumption light one day.” “所以他的脂肪在经得起消耗的情况下他的肚子饿的情况还比较容易解决。因为他除了吃东西以外,还可以依靠燃烧脂肪补充能量。这也是为什么托尔还可以偶尔的在吃饭的间歇恢复神智而不是彻底被食欲控制住。但是如果我们不能解决这个问题的话,托尔的脂肪也是会有消耗光的一天的。” Why Li Jie does not know, he said time hundred feeling occurring together of these words: „Although Thor is very fat, but by some chance his getting thinner. The body fat rate/lead falls from the present 30 percent approaches 40 degree to 6 percent 7 percent anything. Then he did not have enough fat to give oneself to consume. When the time comes he did not have the support of god fat very much to arrive at the appetite to his influence. Feared that at that time he will eat all kinds of things crazily. Strange, are you doing?!” 李杰不知道为什么,他说道这句话的时候百感交集:“虽然托尔很胖,但是万一他变瘦了。体脂率从现在的百分之三十多接近四十的程度掉落到百分之六百分之七什么的。那么他就没有足够的脂肪来给自己消耗了。到时候他没有了神脂的支撑就很有可能抵不过食欲对他的影响。就怕到那个时候他会疯狂的吃各种各样的东西了。斯特兰奇,你在干什么？！” Strange fast was planning to put in front of a Thor card hydatid receiving, he turned the head to look to the other places of room, looked also while whistle: „! The house repairs real good.” 斯特兰奇飞快的把正打算放到托尔面前的一盘面包虫给收了起来,他转头看向房间的其他地方,一边看还一边吹口哨:“啊！房子装修的真好。” Li Jie with Thor is unable to mediate among gratitude and grudges of Strange , the man, runs into the females who likes is similar to the game cock is the same. However now is not such noisy variable torque time, Li Jie sincere said to Strange and Lan: „Investigated the matter of this magic hammer to give you. You must investigate thoroughly this matter before Thor getting thinner. If Thor real getting thinner, I had suspected that can leave the important matter!” 李杰真的对斯特兰奇和托尔之间的恩怨无法调解,男人嘛,遇到喜欢的女子都如同斗鸡一样。不过现在不是这样闹变扭的时候,李杰语重心长的对着斯特兰奇和岚说道:“调查这个魔法锤子的事情就交给你们了。你们一定要在托尔变瘦之前查清楚这件事。如果托尔真的变瘦了,我怀疑会出大事！”
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