DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#39: Monster of guzzling

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? „Shopkeeper important matter is not good!” In the Sichuan cuisine hotel in some southern Sichuan city, service person Sun Xiaomei had found the shopkeeper flustered: „Important matter is not good, the important matter is not good! The shopkeeper important matter is not good!” ?“店长大事不好了！”在川南某市的一家川菜饭店里,服务员孙小美慌慌张张的找到了店长:“大事不好,大事不好！店长大事不好了！” ~ a big hand patted on Sun Xiaomei's head, 40 year shopkeeper open/stretch Qingchuan very discontented saying: „What is called the shopkeeper important matter not to be good, I now well!” Faces disaffection Sun Xiaomei of shopkeeper only to be able spits the tongue, then she explained: „Did not say that the shopkeeper your important matter is not good, I meant that in the shop the important matter is not good.” 啪~一只大手拍在了孙小美的脑袋上,四十岁的店长张庆川非常不满的说道:“什么叫做店长大事不好了,我现在好好的好吗！”面对着店长的不满孙小美只能是吐了吐舌头,然后她解释道:“不是说店长你大事不好,我是说店里大事不好了。” „What's wrong? Do some people cause trouble?” open/stretch Qingchuan both eyes narrow the eyes slightly, since an powerful aura flees from him, since sees only his hand to burn suddenly the raging flame, but another hand freezes the ice. “怎么？有人来闹事？”张庆川双眼微微眯起,一股强悍的气息从他身上窜起,只见他一只手突然燃烧起熊熊烈火,而另一只手则冻结成冰。 „Aiya, shopkeeper not. Do not use your mutant special power. Previous time almost gave to burn our shops.” Sun Xiaomei speaks simultaneously instigated the oneself small hand, a cool breeze strokes roaring flame on open/stretch Qingchuan the hand to vanish to disappear with the ice piece, probably never has appear to be excessively same. “哎呀,店长不是了。不要又把你的变种人异能用出来。上次差点把我们的店都给烧了。”孙小美说着话同时煽动了一下自己的小手,一股凉风拂过张庆川手上的烈焰和冰块都消失不见了,好像从来都没有出现过一样。 „Now I say some people do not cause trouble, is not right, actually is also causes trouble.” “我现在说的不是有人来闹事,哦不对,其实也算是闹事。” „Is that causes trouble?!” “那到底算不算闹事？！” „Aiya, I suddenly do not talk clearly, you look with me.” Sun Xiaomei thinks directly dragging to come out from the office shopkeeper open/stretch Qingchuan to go to the hall. “哎呀,我一时间说不清楚,你跟着我去看吧。”孙小美想了想还是直接把店长张庆川从办公室里给拖了出来一直来到了大厅。 open/stretch Qingchuan the shop is one monopolizes various types of Sichuan snack and stir-fried dish restaurant, the scales of 40 many floors said that greatly is not very big, said that small does not calculate was small. Generally meals and snacks time can be filled, the business booking rate is good. Original this time should have a troop person to eat meal in the hall, the person but who in the hall eats meal now actually disappears, is not right. Cannot say disappears, should say that they encirclement with huge crowds of people in the same place, probably was looking that any strange thing is the same, even ate meal continually cannot attend. 张庆川的店是一家专营各种四川小吃和炒菜的饭馆,四十多张台面的规模说大不是很大,说小也不算小了。一般饭点的时候都能坐满了,生意上座率算是不错的。本来这个时候应该是有一大群人正在大厅里吃饭的,但是现在大厅里吃饭的人却都不见了,哦,不对。不能说不见了,应该说他们都里三层外三层的围在一起,好像在看什么稀奇的物件一样,甚至连吃饭都顾不上了。 open/stretch Qingchuan wondered, comes to my shop is not eats meal? Do you encircle in the same place are do do? Watches the acrobatic performance? 张庆川纳了闷了,来我店里不都是吃饭的吗？你们围在一起是干嘛呢？看杂技表演啊？ „Letting, letting.” open/stretch Qingchuan pushed through the crowd to push toward inside. To going through crowded crowd, finally he was saw this group of people encircled in the same place are looking at anything. Saw only a colossus to sit well to wrest away four people of tables, but on table already full dāng dāng has piled up with assorted food. “让让啊,让让。”张庆川拨开了人群往里面挤着。一直到穿过拥挤的人群,最后他算是看到了这群人围在一起是在看什么了。只见一个庞然大物正端坐霸占了一张四人桌,而桌子上已经满满当当的堆满了各色食物。 Sweet water surface three bowl, sad agar jelly five bowl and pea agar jelly four bowl and sesame oil won ton big troughs and Dan Dan noodles three large bowl, but also there are any sugar and oil cakes, sweet-scented osmanthus fermented glutinous rice, the saliva chickens, the stick good chickens and spicy beef these vegetables/dishes not to need to raise. 甜水面三碗、伤心凉粉五碗、豌豆凉粉四碗、麻油抄手一大盆、担担面三海碗,还有什么糖油粑粑、桂花酒酿、口水鸡、棒棒鸡、夫妻肺片这些菜就更不用提了。 On this big table is filling the fragrance of food, but this colossus is also fierce, sees only his one to take up Dan Dan noodles of large bowl, then uses the chopsticks to insert one revolution toward the surface bowl. Suddenly 32 noodles had been curled by him completely on the chopsticks are similar to a big chicken leg are the same. 这一大桌子上弥漫着食物的香气,而这个庞然大物也是厉害,只见他一手拿起一海碗的担担面,然后用着筷子往面碗里一插一转。眨眼之间32面条已经被他全部卷在筷子上如同一个大鸡腿一样。 He is lifting up high this Dan Dan noodles making „chicken leg” then opens the big mouth, ~ un un ~, one bowl of surface vanish in light of this. The consumption time is less than five seconds. 他高举着这个担担面做成的“鸡腿”然后张开大嘴,嗷呜~嗯嗯嗯~,一碗面就此消失。前后消耗时间不到五秒钟。 open/stretch Qingchuan opened the eye of oneself, he cannot believe that oneself just saw anything. Wait, is the fellow of this colossus a person? Probably is not the person, but the person has such can eat? He does not need to chew, he poured into the mouth to finish up food. 张庆川睁大了自己的眼睛,他不敢相信自己刚刚看到了什么。等等,这个庞然大物的家伙是人吗？唔,好像是人吧,但是人有这么会吃的吗？他都不需要咀嚼吧,他只是把食物倒进嘴里就完事了吧。 open/stretch Qingchuan rubs these days of eye repeatedly, this colossus already agar jelly, sweet water surface, sugar and oil cake and so on food pouring into mouths altogether, cannot feel him to chew. Probably he poured into the stomach to be the same food directly, but his stomach probably was a bottomless trench is the same. 张庆川反复揉眼睛的这段时间里,这个庞然大物已经把凉粉、甜水面、糖油粑粑等等食物都一股脑的倒入嘴巴里,也感受不到他又在咀嚼。好像他把食物直接倒进了胃里一样,而他的胃就好像是个无底深渊一样。 After this fearful colossus has done entire bowl of sweet-scented osmanthus fermented glutinous rice of once again, the people that surrounds on the spot could not bear make the sound of clapping the hands and shouting praise: „Good, comes one again!” 当这个可怕的庞然大物又一次把一整碗的桂花酒酿干了之后,现场围观的群众忍不住发出了拍手叫好的声音:“好,再来一个！” Some these also people put out the cell phone photography video, photography also while to cell phone sound recording: „Old irons, this is my buddy today's Big Stomach King challenge. Rubs one wave 666, click attention retransmits to you looks at a more explosive picture. Selects to praise to retransmit one wave, 666 walk one wave, a while looked that my brother one breath has done one bowl of ultra spicy saliva chickens directly. Yeah! How you snatch my cell phone.” 这其中也有人拿出手机拍摄视频,一边拍摄还一边对着手机录音:“老铁们,这是我哥们今天的大胃王挑战。刷上一波666,点击关注转发给你们看更加劲爆的画面。来来来点赞转发走一波,666走一波,等会儿看我兄弟一口气直接干了一碗超辣口水鸡。哎！你这人怎么抢我手机。” The cell phone that open/stretch Qingchuan snatching one loses toward side, gives to lose the fellow who that deceived the attention while convenient. He notes this colossus is a foreigner, is having the golden long hair, looks has a 300 many jin (0.5 kg) appearance. Moreover looked that the appearance prepared doing entire bowl of saliva chickens. 张庆川把抢来的手机往旁边一丢,顺便把那个骗关注的家伙也给丢了出去。他注意到这个庞然大物是个外国人,留着金色的长发,看着的有三百多斤重的样子。而且看模样真的准备把一整碗口水鸡给干了。 „Wait, wait/etc.!” open/stretch Qingchuan snatching has gotten down the saliva chicken in this fellow hand: „Good, how long was hungry the brothers. Can this eat? Does not know that this inside has the bone, you took one to do, I must send to the hospital to rescue a while you.” open/stretch Qingchuan feared really some people eat the thing to have an accident in the oneself shop, such words oneself is also responsible. “等等,等等！”张庆川一把抢下了这家伙手里的口水鸡:“好嘛,饿多久了兄弟。这能吃呢？不知道这里面有骨头啊,你要一口干了,我等会儿就要把你送去医院抢救去了。”张庆川真怕有人在自己店里吃东西出事,那样的话自己也是要负责任的。 Although open/stretch Qingchuan thought that oneself is doing good, but was snatched the fellow of food not to think so. He has roared lowly: „Iamhungry!” 张庆川虽然觉得自己是在做好事,但是被抢了食物的家伙可不这么觉得。他低吼了一声:“iamhungry！” „Eh? Wait, little beautiful. Brings my simultaneous interpreter.” open/stretch Qingchuan greeted Sun Xiaomei to take the interpreter. After this interpreter is Earth Federation had also been established, starts to promote massively. By Tony Stark design research and development, because on Earth limits one of important reasons everybody understands mutually is language barrier. “额？等等,小美啊。把我的同声翻译器拿过来。”张庆川招呼着孙小美去拿翻译器了。这翻译器也是地球联邦成立之后开始大量推广的。由托尼-斯塔克设计研发,因为地球上限制大家互相了解的重要原因之一就是语言不通。 Formerly simultaneous interpreter expensive completely not suitable ordinary civil, however under these years designs, the price of simultaneous interpreter declined. The price lowered, so long as 100 federation coin, buying a cell phone was cheaper. In the simultaneous interpreter has gathered the Earth commonly used 100 many official languages, but also has the dialect recognition. In some countries promote supplies the version also to realize the people between different provinces especially to have the respective dialect exchange, for example can Guangdong exchanges to make the hot pot young food with the Guangdong words and with southern Min dialect a native of Fujian of attainment anything. However has not waited for Sun Xiaomei to bring interpreter, that colossus on angry has snatched by the saliva chicken that open/stretch Qingchuan robs, then poured into the mouth directly. The sound of even/including Baji mouth does not have, he has killed one bowl of saliva chickens. But the vegetable/dish of full table quickly was also used this way solution by him. 从前同声翻译器价格昂贵完全不适合普通民用,但是在这些年的设计下,同声翻译器的价格一路走低。价格低到了只要一百联邦币,比买一个手机还便宜。同声翻译器里面集合了地球常用的一百多种官方语言,还带方言识别功能。在一些国家推出的特供版还能实现不同省份之间的人有各自的方言交流,比如说可以让广东人用广东话和用闽南语的福建人交流做煲仔饭的心得什么的。不过还没有等孙小美把翻译器拿过来呢,那个庞然大物就愤怒的一把抢过被张庆川抢走的口水鸡,然后直接倒入了嘴巴里。连吧唧嘴的声音都没有,他就干掉了一碗口水鸡。而满桌子的菜也很快被他用这种方式解决。 „Boss, I do not look right.” Sun Xiaomei has taken carry back the interpreter, her low voice saying: „Is this person sick?” “老板,我看着不对啊。”孙小美把翻译器拿回来了,她小声的说道:“这人是不是有病啊？” open/stretch Qingchuan sizes up Thor that has guzzled then to say up and down: „It is not the sickness. I suspected that he was mutant ability has awakened, now is at ability out-of-control the condition.” 张庆川上下打量了一下暴食的托尔然后说道:“不是病。我怀疑他是不是变种能力觉醒了,现在处于能力失控的状态。” „Ability out-of-control?” “能力失控？” „Un, I suspected that his ability is super will eat.” “嗯,我怀疑他的能力就是超级会吃。” „Our what to do boss?” “那我们怎么办老板？” „First eats to him, then relates the residents'committee to manage the mutant's Wanda mother.” “先给他吃,然后联系一下居委会管理变种人的王大妈。” „Good!” “好叻！”
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