DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#38: I am quite hungry!

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? Thor left this Guangzhou restaurant in big strides, and finished eating the food not to give money. Therefore the restaurant manager has chosen the warning: „Hey, 110? Some people have the overlord meal, finished eating does not give money!” ?托尔大踏步的离开了这家广州的酒楼,并且吃完了饭还没有给钱。所以餐厅经理选择了报警:“喂,110吗？有人吃霸王餐,吃完不给钱！” Speech at the same time, restaurant manager also with the oneself cell phone the Thor's appearance photographing. Originally he also prepares to photograph a thing the time, he thought that at present suddenly a flower, then that fat foreigner disappears. 说着话的同时,餐厅经理还用自己的手机把托尔的样子给拍摄了下来。原本他还准备多拍摄点东西的时候,他却觉得眼前忽然一花,然后那个胖胖的外国人就不见了。 In the Sifi seacoast. 在西菲海岸。 The god god of pardoned crime is reading is letting various languages that the person who in a altar of six glow stars talked on endlessly could not understand, and her body in her spoken languages also by some special rhythm in rhythm. 原罪正在一个六芒星的祭坛上神神叨叨的念着让人听不懂的各种语言,并且在她的言语之间她的身体也以某种特殊的韵律在律动着。 When she recited all incantations, after jumping all Dance. The pardoned crime was placed the reading desk book on Red Skull with hand one finger/refers by her suddenly, sees only the dark red ray to flash through together, the pardoned crime somewhat escaped sitting of strength on the ground. But book of Red Skull color also dim many. 当她念完了所有的咒语,跳完了所有的舞蹈之后。原罪突然用手一指被她放在阅览台上的红骷髅之书,只见一道暗红色的光芒闪过,原罪有些脱力的坐在了地上。而红骷髅之书的色彩也黯淡了不少。 Originally valuable blue seal now color variable depth. But page the color of handwriting has shoaled much. Probably comes again several times, this book could not see clearly the handwriting. 原本宝蓝色的封皮现在颜色变深了。而书页之中的字迹的颜色变浅了不少。好像再来几次,这本书就看不清字迹了。 „Was good, the hammer of guzzling summoned. It will arrive in Earth, and starts to summon its owner. Controls H.A.M.M.E.R. of seven big crimes to have the relation, so long as guzzling revering appear, he will lead us to find angry revering.” The pardoned crime said these words time appears very exhausted. “好了,暴食之锤已经召唤。它会降临于地球,并且开始呼唤它的主人。掌控七大罪的天锤尊者之间会有联系,只要暴食尊者出现,他就会带领我们找到愤怒尊者。”原罪说这些话的时候显得很疲惫。 After Ze not baron that nearby help has looked at looked at a pardoned crime, said: „But is guzzling revering that you said is very strong, and had found that any anger revering. However are they also useful? My meaning is you can command they?” 一直旁边帮忙看着的泽莫男爵看了眼原罪后说道:“但是就算是你所说的暴食尊者很强,并且也找到了那个什么愤怒尊者。但是他们又有什么用？我的意思是你能指挥的了他们吗？” „We had trained a number of elite for these years, equipment exoskeleton war armor, currently also has us magic weapon that brings from the revelation grave. I thought that this is our true strengths. To make the words of any matter to depend upon them reliably. But is not depends upon any so-called H.A.M.M.E.R..” “我们这几年训练了一批精锐,装备外骨骼战甲,现在还有我们从天启坟墓带出来的魔法武器。我觉得这才是我们真正的力量。想要做些什么事情的话依靠他们更加可靠一点。而不是去依靠什么所谓的天锤尊者。” The idea and pardoned crime of Ze not baron are different, because he does not believe has not seen H.A.M.M.E.R.. Because he cannot feel any H.A.M.M.E.R. energy to fluctuate. 泽莫男爵的想法和原罪是不同的,因为他并不怎么相信没有见过的天锤尊者。因为他根本感受不到任何的天锤能量波动。 Now so-called H.A.M.M.E.R. and other series of matters he understands through the words that the pardoned crime speaks. Regarding has not seen thing, humankind maintains one type will not be believing and was vigilant generally, this is very normal. 现在所谓的天锤尊者等一系列的事情他只是通过原罪说的话来了解的。对于没有见过的东西,人类一般都会保持着一种不相信和警惕,这很正常。 Ze not baron very much suspected to a H.A.M.M.E.R. this matter that pardoned crime said in the final analysis, because used the half-day effort to prepare for several years, then started to make angry H.A.M.M.E.R. anything. However passed such for a long time had not seen that appear any hammer used, therefore Ze not baron was skeptical some on the plan of pardoned crime. 说到底泽莫男爵还是对原罪说的天锤尊者这事很怀疑,因为费了半天劲筹划了好几年,然后开始弄了个愤怒天锤什么的.但是过去这么久了也没有看到出现任何锤子用,所以泽莫男爵对原罪的计划表示一些怀疑。 The pardoned crime rested a while to stand: „Does not use too many suspicions, has the book of Red Skull, they will obey my command. Because summoned H.A.M.M.E.R. of seven big crimes to purify this world, and opened god conceals, our goals were the same.” 原罪休息了一会儿站起来:“不用太多的怀疑,有红骷髅之书,他们就会听从我的指挥。因为召唤七大罪的天锤原本就是为了净化这个世界,并且打开神藏,我们的目的是一样的。” „In this case, I only need to wait for guzzling revering comes, then raised the storm to be OK!” The pardoned crime is confident. “在这种情况下,我只需要等待着暴食尊者现身,然后掀起风浪就可以了！”原罪信心满满。 Thor felt that oneself received a some summon in inexplicable, has probably anything deeply to hide in the oneself heart thing is summoning oneself, making oneself go to inquire about. 托尔感觉自己在莫名之中受到了某一种召唤,好像有什么深藏在自己心底的东西在呼唤着自己,让自己前去探寻。 The thing in waiting for oneself is seeking then holds up, this feeling is very familiar, probably is past oneself saw Hammer of the God of Thunder the time feeling. 有一件东西在等待着自己去寻找然后举起,这种感觉很熟悉,就好像是当年自己看到雷神之锤的时候的感觉。 However this feeling and Hammer of the God of Thunder is a little different. Hammer of the God of Thunder time oneself is thinking becomes God of Thunder, becomes Odin's successor anything, that stems from the oneself subjective desire. 但是这种感觉又和雷神之锤的有点不同。雷神之锤的时候自己只是想着成为雷神,成为奥丁的接班人什么的,那是出于自己的主观意愿。 But this difference, this time is not oneself wants to make anything likely. But is the hope of oneself instinct does this matter, this is the heart of hearts from summon that is unable to resist. 而这一次不同,这一次不像是自己想要去做什么。而是自己本能的希望去做这件事,这是一种来自内心深处无法抵御的呼唤。 What is that? Thor flight time while ponders, he has thought is very long. Fight? Slaughters? Test of strength? Protection? What also or is other? 那是什么呢？托尔一边飞行的时候一边思考,他想了很久。战斗？杀戮？角力？还是守护？亦或者是其他的什么？ No, no, no. These are not, when Thor flight in airborne, because he has not eaten to the full to feel that the belly was hungry. Because before him, just had eaten some appetizers in Guangzhou that wineshop, now wheted the appetite was instead hungrier. When the belly of oneself has exuded one: „gu ~” after the sound, Thor remembered finally is anything is summoning oneself. 不,不,不。这些都不是,当托尔飞行在空中的时候,他因为还没有吃饱而感觉到了肚子饿。因为他之前在广州的那个酒家才只是刚刚吃了些开胃菜而已,现在开胃了反而更饿。当自己的肚子发出了一声:“咕~”的声音之后,托尔终于想起了是什么在呼唤自己。 Right! That is the hunger and diet! 没错！那就是饥饿和饮食！ Since arriving at Earth, the Thor's life path had the major change. For various reasons, he turned into God of Salt Fish on Earth from Asgard's God of Thunder. 自从来到地球之后,托尔的人生轨迹就发生了重大的改变。因为各种原因,他从阿斯加德的雷霆之神变成了地球上的咸鱼之神。 Said that really such transformation completely is an accident/surprise, he had the opportunity changes the original appearance. After Thor has been used to the life of salt fish, he thought when suddenly formerly God of War was quite tired! 说真的这样的转变完全就是一场意外,本来他还是有机会变回原来的样子的。但是当托尔已经习惯了咸鱼的生活之后,他忽然的觉得从前当战神好累啊！ You think that looked, when salt fish is good, every day eats to rest. Mood good time saves the Earth's environment, sad time lies down in the sofa looks at «Lonely Gourmand tenth Season» while eats the fried chicken, cola, fries, pizza, hot dog, ice cream, cola, Finda and beautiful year to reach, beef steak and roast flour anything. 你想想看当咸鱼多好啊,每天吃吃睡睡。心情好的时候就去拯救一下地球的环境,心情不好的时候就躺在沙发里一边看着《孤独的美食家第十季》一边吃着炸鸡、可乐、薯条、披萨、热狗、冰淇淋、可乐、芬达、美年达、牛排、炒面什么的。 Also can play «Mario Rich person» in the welfare home with children or is «Bidding good-bye Kitchen», a person can also brush the world first Griselda anything. 还可以在福利院里面和孩子们一起玩《马里奥大富翁》或者是《分手厨房》,一个人还可以刷一下天下第一的塞尔达什么的。 Such life how happy! Without that many worrying matters, does not need to maintain oneself to take the God of War dignity every day, disturbs the oneself entertainment without that many odd jobs. 这样的生活多么的美好啊！没有那么多的烦心事,不需要每天都维持自己作为战神的威严,没有那么多杂务来打扰自己的娱乐。 After God of Salt Fish understands that God of Salt Fish happy is higher than God of War. Said that any God of War anything God of Thunder sounds to compel the standard to be very high, but also is actually mediocre. 当了咸鱼之神之后才明白咸鱼之神之乐远高于战神。说起来什么战神什么雷霆之神听起来逼格很高,但其实也就是不过如此而已。 The matter that oneself most likes handling eats and drinks, particularly after coming Earth, has eaten various types delicious. Thor could not leave the Earth's good food. The hateful oneself appetite is too small, the thing that can eat were too few. If oneself can eat point should good! 自己最喜欢做的事情还是吃吃喝喝,尤其是来了地球以后吃了各种好吃的。托尔已经离不开地球的美食了。可恨自己的胃口还是太小,能吃的东西太少了。要是自己能在多吃点该有多好啊！ However oneself should be is eating meal, why can come to here? 但是自己应该是在吃饭啊,为什么要来这里呢？ When Thor recovers, he has stood in side of hammer. This hammer situated in the China southern Sichuan, several panda languid lying down in several 10 meter far bamboo groves, is eating the bamboo while looks at this newly arrived fat dog to plan to make anything. 当托尔回过神来的时候,他已经站在了一个锤子的旁边。这个锤子位于中国川南境内,好几只大熊猫正懒洋洋的躺在几十米远的竹林里,一边吃着竹子一边看着这个新来的胖狗打算做什么。 Under the gaze of panda, fat dog Thor approached that hammer gradually. Driven by instinct, he has held up that hammer. 在大熊猫的注视下,胖狗托尔一步一步的靠近了那个锤子。在本能的驱使下,他举起了那个锤子。 But then puts on armored exactly the same picture appear with Green Giant. Thor puts on heavy/thick armor however him not to throw down instantaneously, but he is actually lifting the hammer loudly is yelling: „I am quite hungry!” 而接下来和绿巨人穿上装甲一模一样的画面出现。托尔瞬间披上厚重的铠甲但是他没有摔倒,但是他却举着锤子大声的喊叫着:“我好饿啊！” Because the scream is too big, he just found the wild fruit that prepares to eat to frighten the panda baby on the ground. 因为喊叫声太大,他把熊猫宝宝刚刚找到正准备吃的野果都吓掉在了地上。
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