DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#200: The 100 causes of death of dog of superhero's love story

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flatter dá ~ dá dá dá dá dá ~ dá dá dá dá dá dá ~ humph ~ 阿哒~啊哒哒哒哒哒~啊哒哒哒哒哒哒~嚯哦~ Similar to Bruce Lee's fighting sound in Li Jie at present in the Five-Star hotel President suite is resounding through, whenever appear lifetime sound time, follows a sad and shrill pitiful yell, in that the cry is heard simply the sad listener bursts into tears, the small milk dog that is similar to maltreated is equally pitiful no use. 如同李小龙的打斗声在李杰目前所住的五星级酒店总统套房内响彻着,而每当出现一生的声音的时候,同时也会伴随着一声凄厉的惨叫,那中叫声简直就是闻者伤心听者流泪,如同一条正在被人虐待的小奶狗一样凄惨无助。 However abuser actually slightly not for this pitiful cry, but has vacillated, absolutely does not have, for this pitiful cry stops the method that oneself wreaks havoc. The tiger stool, the hot pepper water and various leather whip candle types are in custody are all having. 但是施暴者却丝毫没有为这种凄惨的叫声而有所动摇,也完全没有为了这凄惨的叫声而停下自己施暴的手段。老虎凳、辣椒水、皮鞭蜡烛各种刑拘全都具备着。 Tied up, in had been strengthened by Lan on tiger stool, Thor is unable to work loose from the start. Lan as Kamar-Taj in strongest sorcerer besides Sorcerer Ancient One, her battle efficiency is actually at present strong, from Li Jie first time saw her time she can cope with Demonic God that Li Jie and the others are unable to solve to look with ease. Even if will be present Sorcerer Ancient One will possibly pass to Strange the Sorcerer Surpreme position or explodes god Monarch Doom, even if will be said that Doom has the formidable explosion science and technology to add magic, but Doom does not dare saying that oneself can win Lan. 被捆绑在被岚强化过的老虎凳上,托尔压根无法挣脱。岚目前作为卡马泰姬内除了古一法师以外最强的法师,她的战斗力其实强,从李杰第一次见到她的时候她就能轻松的对付李杰等人无法解决的魔神就可以看出来。即便是现在古一法师可能会把至尊法师的位置传给斯特兰奇或者是爆炸神君杜姆,即便是说杜姆有着强大的爆炸科技加魔法,但是杜姆也不敢说自己能打赢岚。 Because Lan is grasping the magic of Kamar-Taj strongest space and time, has the talent in this aspect Lan. But is controlling the magic of space and time lets her to cope sufficiently with ease seems compared with oneself also wants the strong person. Li Jie even thought that Sorcerer Ancient One does not pass to Lan actually also to have the selfishness the Sorcerer Surpreme position. 因为岚掌握着卡马泰姬最强的空间与时间的魔法,在这方面岚极具天赋。而掌控着空间和时间的魔法足以让她能轻松对付很多看上去比自己还要强的人。李杰甚至觉得古一法师不把至尊法师的位置传给岚其实也是有私心的。 That selfishness was he spoils Lan, even if the Lan's talent is outstanding he not to make Lan inherit the Sorcerer Surpreme position. Because this position, although listens to be very glorious, but in fact must bear on very big responsibility. This responsibility is heavy, Sorcerer Ancient One possibly does not hope that is similar to oneself daughter's same Lan lives that tired, therefore picks out the Sorcerer Surpreme candidate sequence her with the way of fatalism. 那种私心就是他太溺爱岚了,哪怕岚的天赋出众他也不会让岚继承至尊法师的位置。因为这个位置虽然听上去很荣耀,但实际上也要背负上很大的责任。这种责任沉甸甸的,古一法师可能并不希望如同自己女儿一样的岚活得那么累,所以才用宿命论的方式把她剔出至尊法师的候选人序列。 In fact in entire Illuminati can win the Lan's person not to be many, if Professor X sneak attacks possibly to control Lan suddenly, but estimated that will not be long. But One-Punch Doctor Banner and Lan of pure strength shape hit are hopeless mostly, which Lan disrupted the space order to make the Dr. Banner's fist strength with one hit not to know. 实际上整个光照会里能打赢岚的人并不多,如果x教授突然偷袭的话可能可以控制住岚,不过估计也不会太长。而纯粹力量形态的一拳博士班纳和岚打多半没戏,岚用一个扰乱空间秩序就能让班纳博士的拳头力量打得不知道去哪儿了。 If who can with a Lan war, then probably was Rogers World Leader. Lan and Rogers fight to train, each time she just used space magic anything, Rogers World Leader can always the danger and danger avoids her magic. The final victory always makes no distinction between victory and defeat. Rogers World Leader can use the terrain. 如果说有谁能和岚一战的话,那么大概就是罗杰斯球长了。岚和罗杰斯交手训练过,每一次她刚使用空间魔法什么的,罗杰斯球长总能险而又险的避开她的魔法。最后的战果总是不分胜负。罗杰斯球长太会利用地形了。 But is dealing with Thor this aspect, Lan is the expert rank. Because Thor's forms of combat were too direct, is a -called strength falls the 10 skillful way. But this way coped with Lan is most useless, because Lan can relaxed running around in circles that he played. It looks like now this, Thor in the narrow and small space has not made anything to respond by Lan grasping with enough time. 而在对付托尔这方面,岚是专家级别。因为托尔的战斗方式太直接了,就是所谓的一力降十巧的方式。而这种方式对付岚是最没有用的了,因为岚可以轻松的把他耍的团团转。就像是现在这样,在狭小的空间内托尔还没有来得及做什么反应就被岚给抓了起来。 Thor is looked for Li Jie to condemn, because the Illuminati big shots present has a mutual recognition. If some day oneself bewildered queering, even was chased down, but oneself had not had anything clearly. In that this mostly is the ghost who Night Traveler does, even if not the ghost who he does also has the relations with him. 原本托尔是来找李杰问罪的,因为光照会的大佬们现在都有一个共识。如果某天自己莫名其妙的得罪了人,甚至被人追杀,而自己还不清楚发生了什么的话。那这里面多半是夜行者搞的鬼,就算不是他搞的鬼也和他有关系。 The Thor's brain sometimes is very easy-to-use, his is similar to the Beast general intuition subconscious thought that the oneself issue certainly is the Night Traveler lane, therefore oneself must look for Night Traveler to do accounts. However he has forgotten, if actually this matter is not he flings the pot to give Night Traveler first, that will not trigger Night Traveler's passive skill. Therefore the Thor's brain is very sometimes easy-to-use, but sometimes is not that miraculous. If Thor is the intelligent wise man, Odin not because will pass on to give Loji to intertwine several hundred years to Thor. 托尔的脑子有的时候还是很好用的,他那如同野兽一般的直觉下意识的就觉得自己的问题一定是夜行者弄的,所以自己要找夜行者算账。但是他忘记了,其实这事儿如果不是他先甩锅给夜行者,那也不会触发夜行者的被动技能。所以说托尔的脑子有的时候很好用,但是有的时候又不是那么灵光。要是托尔是个聪敏的智者的话,奥丁也不会因为到底传位给托尔还是给洛姬而纠结几百年了。 Thor comes time ablazes with anger, but was broken among the husbands and wives by him intimate Li Jie and Lan is more annoyed. The couple wait the room in oneself hotel to have anything well, almost all escaped including the clothes, two people are the condition is very close. At this time a husky fellow flushed the coming in ghost roar ghost to call two people to have a scare suddenly. 托尔来的时候怒气冲冲,但被他打断了夫妻之间亲热的李杰和岚才是更加恼火呢。夫妻两人好好的待在自己酒店的房间想要发生点什么,连衣服都差不多全脱了,两人都是的状态在耳鬓厮磨。这个时候一个彪形大汉突然冲了进来鬼吼鬼叫把两人吓了一跳。 Knows when man that what does receive to frighten suddenly will have the serious influence to the next half a lifetime?! Therefore Li Jie had overshot on the anger at that time, but what was been angrier by him is Lan. oneself and oneself husband prepares to do anything, finally some people flushed. Lan binds the quilt to block from the body, then does not have hesitant any waves the arms about a space prisoner's cage . Moreover the might strengthens the version, in the space shackles was full of the space dimension to cut. So long as moves heedlessly at will becomes several body Cut. 知不知道在男人那个什么的时候突然受到惊吓是会对下半生造成严重影响的？！所以李杰当时就怒火上冲了,而被他更愤怒的是岚。自己和自己老公准备干些啥呢,结果有人冲了进来。岚一裹被子把身体遮住,然后没有任何犹豫的就甩手一个空间囚笼,而且还是威力加强版的,空间牢笼里充满了空间次元斩。只要随意乱动一下就会把身体切割成好几份。 After two people discovered the person is Thor the anger was continues to rise. Li Jie hurried wears the pants, simultaneously ablaze with anger is roaring: „Your this dead dog is three days does not hit the best room to strip off roof tiles! The wife, you tidy up him first, I go to a restroom.” 而当两人发现来人是托尔之后火气更是继续上升了。李杰匆匆忙忙的穿好裤子,同时怒气冲冲的吼着:“你这条死狗是三天不打上房揭瓦啊！老婆,你先收拾他,我去趟厕所。” Lan hides in the quilt put on to be neat drills the bedding after magic to clothes of oneself, she somewhat is worried looked at the eye to go to the restroom direction Li Jie. Then always very tranquil face becomes the distortion terrifying, she squeezes out a few words from the gap between teeth: „Thor, said how you do want dead?!” 岚躲在被子里用魔法给自己把衣服穿整齐后才钻出被窝,她有些担心的看了眼去厕所方向的李杰。然后原本向来很恬静的面庞变得扭曲恐怖,她从牙缝里挤出一句话:“托尔,说吧你想怎么死？！” Arrived present this situation, Thor knows finally oneself feared brought the big trouble. He treats in the entreaty that in the space shackles moves does not dare to move: „Lan elder sister, Aunt Lan, Grandma Lan. I made a mistake! I made a mistake really! I was deceived the heart by the lard, does not know how to rush. You have forgiven my this time!” 到了现在这种情况,托尔终于知道自己怕是闯了大祸了。他待在空间牢笼里一动也不敢动的哀求道:“岚姐姐,岚阿姨,岚奶奶。我错了！我真的错了！我被猪油蒙了心,也不知道怎么就闯进来了。你饶了我这一次吧！” „Has forgiven you? Late!” Lan tranquil facial features distortion is similar to discovered Miejue who Ji Xiaofu is pregnant is the same: „Accepts your penalty!” “饶了你？晚了！”岚恬静的面容扭曲的就如同发现纪晓芙怀孕的灭绝师太一样:“接受你的惩罚吧！” „~!” “啊~！” Thor tied up on the tiger stool, was being brushed the foot heart by Lan with the magic leather whip repeatedly. This is a solid torture, hits the foot heart lets the criminal law that the person wants dead extremely absolutely. The rank in torture also performs acupuncture and clamps the finger the rank of finger probably to be lower. Moistened the leather whip of salt water to pull out the Thor's foot heart rottenly, he shouted oneself hoarse was begging for mercy to yell, but Lan has been pale the face not to speak. Do not blame Lan being cruel-hearted, the mistake that who lets Thor this suspect was too big. 托尔被捆绑在老虎凳上,被岚用魔法皮鞭反复抽打着脚心。这可是一种实在的酷刑,打脚心绝对是让人极度想死的刑法。在酷刑中的等级大概也就是比手指扎针和夹手指的等级低。沾着盐水的皮鞭把托尔的脚心都抽烂了,他声嘶力竭的在求饶喊叫着,但是岚一直铁青着脸不说话。不要怪岚狠心,谁让托尔这次犯的错误太大了。 Comes out from the restroom to Li Jie, then after Lan has been giving a ok hand signal, Lan is relaxed. But the Li Jie air/Qi has not disappeared, his foot kicks to turn Thor: „My x your younger sister! You just scared to death the labor to know!” Do not blame Li Jie's being rude, because Thor almost rushed to the big calamity at that time, old Li is almost never recurring. 一直到李杰从厕所出来,然后对着岚比了一个ok的手势之后,岚才算松了一口气。而李杰气没有消呢,他一脚把托尔踢翻:“我x你妹！你刚刚吓死劳资了知道吗！”不要怪李杰的失态,因为托尔当时差点闯下多大的祸啊,老李家差点绝后。 „, Do not hit. Li elder brother, Sir Night Traveler, do not hit!” Was kicked Thor both hands that turned getting down to protect the head from the tiger stool: „I really am not intentionally! I am because Jane Foster also has Christine also to have JIALI's matter to look for you.” “别别别,别打了。李哥,夜行者大人,别打了！”被从老虎凳上踢翻了下来的托尔双手护住头部:“我真的不是故意的！我就是因为简-福斯特还有克里斯丁还有嘉丽的事情来找你而已。” „You have a face to look for me, your dregs male also wants to be surrounded by beautiful women also wants me, when dog-headed military strategist?!” Li Jie ruthlessly is kicking the Thor's buttocks: „Go away! I do not want to see you for the recent several months!” “你还有脸来找我,你个渣男还想要左拥右抱还想要我当狗头军师吗？！”李杰狠狠的踢着托尔的屁股:“滚！我最近几个月都不想见到你！” „Okay good, I roll immediately roll immediately!” Thor comes time has rampantly walks suffering from injustice. On this day the earth who can help oneself greatly? Was right! oneself has thought probably perhaps a person can help! “好好好,我马上滚马上滚！”托尔来的时候有多嚣张走的时候就有多委屈。这天大地大到底有谁能帮得了自己呢？诶对了！自己好像想到了一个人说不定可以帮忙！
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