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#199: The superhero's love story always some people do not consider resources bite off more than can chew

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„Husband ~” “老公~” „Wife ~” “老婆~” „Husband” “老公” „Wife” “老婆” „Are husband our next life children good ~” lies down on the bed of Miami Five-Star hotel President suite, Lan is bored in the Li Jie's bosom, is rubbing the Li Jie's chest with the head. After Li Jie fat, Lan and Li Jie's have been short of many times intimately. According to the Lan's view is: Feels the Li Jie's time to feel that is tracing a bulk pig fat fat, a feeling did not have. “老公我们来生孩子好不好~”躺在迈阿密五星级酒店总统套房的大床上,岚腻味在李杰的怀里,用脑袋摩擦着李杰的胸膛。从李杰胖了之后,岚和李杰的亲密少了很多次。按照岚的说法就是:摸着李杰的时候感觉在摸一大块猪肥膘,一点感觉都没有了。 Therefore actually before Li Jie loses weight is successful, two people are the abstinence are very long. But after Li Jie loses weight successfully, Lan decided that must lose before making up. However because Extinguishing Tyrant ~ Dark Elf ~ Newton Ghale these external force factors breaking were very long. 所以其实在李杰减肥成功前,两人算是禁欲很久了。而李杰成功减肥之后,岚决定要把之前失去的给补回来。不过又因为灭霸啊~黑暗精灵啊~还有牛顿格尔啊这些外力因素给打断了很久。 After all finished, Li Jie will choose to put down all, no matter, leading the wife to come to Miami to take vacation. Here blue sky blue wave sand beach, without doubt is the taking vacation good destination. Moreover is actually better than Hawaii, because Hawaii was too small, when previous two days later does not know that must do. 所以在一切都结束之后,李杰才会选择放下一切不管,带着老婆来迈阿密度假。这里蓝天白云碧浪沙滩,无疑是度假的好去处。而且比夏威夷其实更好点,因为夏威夷太小了,待上两天之后就不知道要干什么了。 Miami was different, here is the US first five big cities, even if not surf to expose to the sun the Sun fishing swimming, will have many other recreational activities. For example went to the gambling establishment to play casually two, Li Jie experiences the Lan's luck to have bursting how. 迈阿密不同了,这里是美国前五的大城市,就算不去冲浪晒太阳钓鱼游泳,也会有其他很多娱乐活动的。比如说去赌场随便玩两把,李杰就见识到了岚的运气有多么的爆棚了。 She in does not use magic not to cause to calculate specially, completely at will buys the roulette points to be able. Arrives is emptying in front of slot machine to invest a chip then to draw a lower connecting rod to be able 777 super awards. Plays with the person with the flower does not play cards along the entire journey, others leave many with many, then waits to operate the sign to be always older than others finally. Even if occasionally will lose the 1~2 time, but will win after all finally. 她在不使用魔法不使特别去计算,就完全是随意买轮盘点数都能中。走到一个空着的老虎机前面投入一个筹码然后拉一下拉杆就能中个777的超级大奖。和人玩同花顺全程不看牌,别人出多少就跟多少,然后就等着最后开牌总是比别人大。即便偶尔会输掉一两次,但是总归最后是会赢回来的。 Here interesting matters, that was Li Jie and Lan also has also bumped into Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Black Widow Natasha in the gambling establishment. Most sexy superhero that elects by ballot as the world ranked first Black Widow Natasha currently the precious flower to have main. She already official has married chief adviser attorney of Marvel group Matt, Matt is night in Daredevil that the New York good hero upholds justice. However because Li Jie and the others reasons cause New York crime rate to drop substantially, the matter that Daredevil can do in the evening were getting fewer and fewer. Matt can only become voluntary police in the evening, helping the grandma cross the street to show the way( how to the tourist do not ask a blind person finger/refers of road, because superhero is omnipotent!) Warned the people from other place, when New York travels must big hole that pays attention to do not go. Therefore New York City mayor, was Gwen's father Mayor George also specially gives Daredevil to issue a New York City tourism ambassador to reward. 这里还有一个有趣的事情,那就是李杰和岚在赌场还碰到了神盾局特工黑寡妇娜塔莎。作为全球票选的最性感超级英雄排名第一的黑寡妇娜塔莎现在已经名花有主了。她已经正式的嫁给了漫威集团的首席顾问律师马特,马特就是夜晚在纽约行侠仗义的夜魔侠。不过因为李杰等人的原因导致纽约的犯罪率大幅下降,夜魔侠晚上可以干的事情越来越少了。马特晚上只能成为一个义务警察,帮老奶奶过马路给游客指路（不要问瞎子怎么指路,因为超级英雄无所不能！）告诫外地人在纽约旅游的时候要注意不要去的大坑。为此纽约市市长,也就是格温的父亲乔治市长还特别给夜魔侠颁发了一个纽约市旅游大使奖。 Commends Daredevil with this award item to the outstanding contribution that promoting New York City travels to make, and also nominated Daredevil became the candidate who this year the New York City good resident to reward. 用这个奖项来表彰夜魔侠对推动纽约市旅游作出的杰出贡献,并且还提名了夜魔侠成为今年纽约市好市民奖的候选人。 Li Jie how Matt and Natasha know does not know, when he knows these two know, their two have almost been bored in the same place. According to the Natasha words: Matt is only one not because of my appearance, but with me in together man. Although Matt is a blind person, but is very graceful, because has the super hearing therefore his life actually not to have the too wide difference with the average man. 马特和娜塔莎是怎么认识的李杰并不知道,但是当他知道这两人认识的时候,他们两个差不多已经腻味在一起了。按照娜塔莎的话说:马特是唯一一个不是因为我的外貌而和我在一起的男人。虽然马特是个瞎子,但还是很帅的,而且因为有超级听力所以他的生活其实和常人没太大差别。 Natasha and Matt love several years later finally decided that must marry in together. Although said before Natasha, becomes second nature loosely, some boundless many former boyfriends. However marriage later Natasha kept, this was actually many American dispositions. Before is the marriage, perhaps they can the unscrupulous crazy amusement, others unable to get used to seeing, but will not say anything, after all the male unmarried female has not married. But if has gotten married also this, that was different. Similar to the sea tide general scolding sound energy tears into shreds a person directly. The ethics standard is one lays aside the global all accurate thing. 娜塔莎和马特恋爱几年后终于决定要结婚在一起了。虽然说娜塔莎之前风流成性,有多茫茫多的前男友。但是结婚之后的娜塔莎就保守多了,这其实是很多美国人的性格。就是结婚前他们可以肆无忌惮的疯狂玩乐,也许别人会看不惯但也不会说什么,毕竟男未婚女未嫁。但是如果成家了还这样,那就不同了。如同海潮一般的骂声能直接把一个人撕碎。家庭道德标准是一个放置全球皆准的东西。 At least Natasha after the marriage was only loyal to Matt one person. Said before , Li Jie and the others also attended the Natasha wedding, the Li Jie works as Marvel boss has also delivered a new passenger vehicle to give Matt, treated as to the blessing that the senior staff married. 至少在结婚之后娜塔莎就只忠于马特一人了。说起来之前李杰等人还参加了娜塔莎的婚礼,李杰作为漫威的老板还送了一辆新的轿车给马特,当作给老员工结婚的祝福。 Originally Li Jie and Lan brush money Shua emerging in the gambling establishment( note: Brushes is not wrong character). 原本李杰和岚在赌场刷钱刷的兴起呢（注:刷不是错字）。 But Natasha that at this time been on one's honeymoon just and Matt hesitates in front of gambling establishment. Because Natasha is actually one the person who likes gambling, this is not strange, after all everyone has the oneself hobby. It looks like famous Jordan is a gambler, he bets ten times shooting in the team and person, has a ball to compensate 1000 USD. However Jordan super does not have the gambler's character, every time must bet oneself to win to release people. compares Natasha very much to have gambler's character, at least she is willing the gambling to concede. 而这个时候正在度蜜月的娜塔莎正和马特在赌场门前踌躇呢。因为娜塔莎其实是一个很爱赌博的人,这不奇怪,毕竟每个人都有自己的嗜好。就像是大名鼎鼎的乔丹就是个赌棍,他在球队和人赌十次投篮,投偏一球就要赔一千美元。然而乔丹超级没有赌品,每一次都要赌到自己赢才会放人走。相比较来说娜塔莎还是很有赌品的,至少她愿赌服输。 However the gambling technique of Natasha is very excellent, therefore basically has not lost. Key point 【Basically】, Therefore she has lost actually, moreover defeats in person twice, that is the gambling transports on strong Lan. Facing one person who plays mahjong to begin direct day sign reckless, the gambling technique of Natasha is useless. Twice loses almost loses everything. Even online uses an alias for black marketeer sells the tight-fitting leather clothing yoga clothing/taking that oneself wears to change money to get by secretly. 不过娜塔莎的赌术很高超,所以基本上没有输过。重点【基本上】,所以她其实还是输过的,而且两次都是败在一个人脚下,那就是赌运超强的岚手上。面对一个打麻将上手直接天牌胡的人,娜塔莎的赌术毫无用处。两次都输的几乎倾家荡产。甚至在网上化名为黑市商人偷偷的卖自己穿过的紧身皮衣瑜伽服来换钱度日。 Twice because loses was too miserable, therefore Natasha wants to play regarding gambling, but is afraid. But when she stands when entrance hesitation, Lan in gambling establishment saw her, then stands to be away from the glass and she waves, she waves also while said to Li Jie: „Ha! The fools came, this time I must bet her to lose sell the underpants!” 因为两次输的太惨了,所以娜塔莎对于赌博想要玩,但是又害怕。而就在她站在门口踌躇的时候,在赌场内的岚看见了她,然后站起来隔着玻璃和她挥手,她一边挥手还一边对李杰说道:“哈！冤大头来了,这一次我要赌到她输掉卖底裤！” A Li Jie heavy line: „Others are superhero, selects the face to the person.” 李杰一头黑线:“人家好歹是超级英雄,给人点面子。” But stands after Black Widow saw Lan immediately is similar to the mouse sees the cat to be the same, she draws Matt to walk. 而站在门外的黑寡妇一看到岚之后立刻就如同老鼠见到猫一样,她拉着马特就要走。 Matt is very strange: „How dear? You did not say that wants to try luck at games of chance?” 马特很奇怪:“怎么了亲爱的？你不是说想要试试手气吗？” Natasha saying hurriedly: „No, I thought that gambles this matter not to be good. The small gambling bursts oneself disappointed, big gambling is with one's family broken up and decimated. I thought that with it money to the gambling establishment and gambler, might as well makes some meaningful matters. Do not promote the New York tourism project? I thought that uses money on this is very good!” 娜塔莎急匆匆的说道:“不,我觉得赌博这种事情不好。小赌伤身败兴,大赌家破人亡。我觉得与其把钱给赌场和赌棍,还不如做些有意义的事情。你不是要推动纽约旅游项目吗？我觉得把钱用在这上面就很好！” Matt is very pleasantly surprised: „Really?! Dear, you did not agree before. Now you can change the intention I too to be really happy!” Matt hugs Natasha is being a formation method type long kiss. 马特很惊喜:“真的？！亲爱的,你之前一直不同意。现在你能改变心意我真的太高兴了！”马特搂着娜塔莎就是一阵法式长吻。 But Li Jie and Lan brush after the gambling establishment money ends, Lan came the interest. Because gambles this matter to stimulate the person to be excited, all hits the people who the card playing has crossed money to know. Lan is very excited, she lies on the Li Jie's chest rubs with the head: „We live a little darling, we married for several years, should want a little darling. Do you like the male student or the female student?” 而李杰和岚在赌场刷钱完回来之后,岚就来了兴致。因为赌博这种事情是可以刺激人兴奋的,所有打过牌赌过钱的人都应该知道。岚现在就很兴奋,她趴在李杰的胸膛上用脑袋蹭来蹭去:“我们生个小宝宝吧,我们结婚好几年了,也应该要个小宝宝了。你喜欢男生还是女生？” „Our children I like, most quite dragon-phoenix embryo.” Li Jie had been also shouldered interest by Lan, he is caressing the Lan's face lightly, two people four items of relative, the lip nearly is more and more getting more and more near...... “我们的孩子我都喜欢,最好生个龙凤胎。”李杰被岚也挑起了兴致,他轻抚着岚的脸,两人四目相对,嘴唇越来越近越来越近…… pang ~ glass was destroyed, strong man directly flushed from rooftop: „Li Jie, this time you must give me a confession!” 乓~玻璃被打碎,一位壮汉从天台直接冲了进来:“李杰,这一次你一定要给我一个交代！” Li Jie got up on the fire at that time: „I confess your paternal grandmother mouth!” 李杰当时就火起了:“我交代你奶奶个嘴！” : :
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