DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#113: Asked you to stare randomly

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? When you think you escaped a prisoner's cage might fall into a bigger prisoner's cage very much. ?当你以为你逃脱了一个囚笼的时候很有可能只是掉进了一个更大的囚笼里面。 When puts on me likes Dracula of sailor moon culture T-shirt running in this bar, his arrival announced Li Jie and Tony's long vacation must mark the period in this. Good, their vacations in fact are actually not long, merely two hours of zero 15 minute 12 second. 当穿着我爱水手月亮文化衫的德古拉跑进这家酒吧的时候,他的到来就已经宣告了李杰和托尼的悠长假期要在此画上句号了。好吧,其实他们的假期实际上一点都不悠长,仅仅才两个小时零十五分又十二秒。 Dracula fast is running, he runs toward person many places intentionally. Because he discovered that oneself turns into the bat fast flight words, oneself cannot throw off two Ghost Rider. Because Ghost Rider is depends upon the soul trace to capture oneself, if were goes to the avoidance of wilderness open country to be instead easier by the opposite party to be found. 德古拉飞快的奔跑着,他故意朝着人多的地方跑。因为他发现自己就算变成蝙蝠快速飞行的话,自己也甩不掉两位恶灵骑士。因为恶灵骑士是依靠灵魂痕迹来追捕自己的,如果是去荒郊野外的躲避的话反而更加容易被对方找到。 Therefore Dracula prepares to throw off the opposite party using person many cities, therefore he ran over toward person specially many bars. However entire bar the skeleton that because also Dracula behind two whole bodies get angry blamed to be in a tumult. Although said that present Earth is various strange things emerges one after another incessantly. 所以德古拉准备利用人多的城市来甩掉对方,所以他朝着人特别多的吧台就跑了过来。不过整个酒吧也因为德古拉身后跟着的两个全身冒火的骷髅怪而骚动了起来。虽然说现在的地球已经是各种各样奇怪的东西层出不穷了。 For example even if all kinds of mutant are these grotesque present can take to the streets to stroll, even in the Beauty X medicament has also promoted some medicament of being individualistic, can let the person turns into the fish person temporarily and so on special medicament, to satisfy the person who certain has to seek novelty to like. 比如说各种各样的变种人哪怕是那些奇形怪状的现在都可以上街闲逛,甚至x美丽药剂里面还推出了一些特立独行的药剂,可以让人暂时的变成鱼人之类的特殊药剂,以满足某些具有猎奇喜好的人。 Said outside Earth has established a interstellar school, specifically was used to train various student from outside planet, making them study the Earth's culture and food. They are Earth own Earth influence that wants to train, but in these extraterrestrial is also various grotesque people have. But distance of these strange extraterrestrial regarding Earthling are quite remote. 或者是说在地球外建立了一个星际学校,专门用来培养来自外星球的各种学生,让他们学习地球的文化和食物。他们是地球想要培养的亲地球势力,而这些外星人里也是各种奇形怪状的人都有。但那些奇怪的外星人对于地球人来说距离还是比较遥远的。 Because Earth besides that in the Star Port school, only opened a city to supply the extraterrestrial rest and recreation in Asia. That is a special service in the extraterrestrial city, extraterrestrial comes Earth to need to register specially. And needs to limit their spheres of action. Besides Star Port, extraterrestrial student can only go to that on Earth specially for the city that they establish. 因为地球除了那个在星港的学校以外,只在亚洲开放了一个城市供外星人休闲娱乐。那是一个专门服务于外星人的城市,外星人来地球是需要专门登记的。并且也需要限制他们的活动范围。除了星港之外,外星学生在地球上只能去那个专门为他们建立的城市。 Skeleton appear that therefore two whole bodies get angry makes everybody somewhat chaotic strangely suddenly, but experienced the baptism of various strange lifeform in present Earthling well, therefore everybody, although was somewhat frightened, but has not been in the degree of being panic-stricken. Even many people look curiously two skeletons are pursuing an old man's scene strangely, and also talked in whispers was chatting: „This what situation?” 所以两个全身冒火的骷髅怪突然出现还是让大家有些乱,但是好在现在地球人已经经历了各种各样奇怪生物的洗礼了,所以大家虽然被有些吓到了,但是还没有到惊慌失措的程度。甚至有不少人好奇的看着两个骷髅怪追着一个老头的场面,并且还窃窃私语的聊着:“这什么情况？” „You had not seen the Japan painful clothing/taking that on this old man wears and is bringing various accessories? Definitely is one likes the Japan child soft pornography perverted!” An alcoholic was saying to the companion: „That two skeletons definitely are US mutant and so on. Perhaps the ability is to change the body becomes a skeleton, you look at the leather clothing and boots that they wear, full US man style. They definitely look at this liking Japan child soft pornography old perverted, prepares to beat savagely him one!” “你没看到这个老头子身上穿的东洋痛服和带着的各种饰品吗？肯定又是一个喜欢东洋儿童软色情的变态！”一名酒客对着同伴这么说着:“那两个骷髅肯定是美国变种人之类的。说不定能力就是变身成为骷髅,你看他们穿的皮衣和靴子,满满的美国爷们风格。他们肯定是看不过这种喜欢东洋儿童软色情的老变态,准备暴打他一顿呢！” The words that this alcoholic spoke won everybody's approval. Compares the Asia country, European US was stricter regarding the children's azure definition, in the Japan animation these hit the edge ball thing to probably raise to the plane of political principle in Europe and the US. In Japan popular young girl portrait and these obviously picture in animation is the young girl, but actually defines her who opens the eye to talk nonsense is the 300 year old lady, the old lady and protagonist who then lets this young girl appearance have anything, even publicizes on the television sends the benefits and so on thing is forbidden strictly in US such country. 这位酒客说的话赢得了大家的赞同。相比于亚洲国家来说,欧美国家对于儿童青色的定义更加严格了,东洋动漫中那些打着擦边球的东西在欧美一律都是要被上纲上线的。在东洋流行的少女写真和那些在动漫里明明画的就是幼女,但是却睁着眼睛说瞎话的把她定义为三百岁老太婆,然后让这个幼女样子的老太婆和主角发生些什么,甚至公开在电视上发福利之类的东西在美国这样的国家是被严厉禁止的。 Many Asian of Europe and the US law and custom, some China otaku that particularly does not know about US specially when go to the US abroad study, because cell phone wallpaper use is few( young) female bikini, if the customs in US aspect were really discovered is very likely is repatriated, even directly in US squatting prison. This did not joke, Japan had to play the edge ball the animation work to be possible many to define to become that side US illegally. 许多并不懂欧美法律和风俗的亚洲人,尤其是对美国特别不了解的一些中国宅男在前往美国留学的时候因为手机壁纸使用的是少（幼）女比基尼,如果实在美国方面的海关被发现的话很有可能是被遣返回国,甚至直接在美国蹲监狱的。这可不是闹着玩的,东洋有很多打擦边球的动漫作品在美国那边可全都是定义成为非法的。 Even if your anything has not done, has to watch these animations to be illegal merely, and will be imposed very heavy criminal law. Moreover the social position of whole person will also be reduced. These were shouting in China 【loli match high】 The person, is you shouts this slogan merely, and looked that these in Asia thought very normal not illegal animation, however in Europe and the US is crime. Once were held, had possibility this whole life completely unable to mix in Europe and the US very much. At home looked that is illegal, after being held, not only need be imprisoned, after leaving prison, did not have the week to go to the safety officer to locate to report. Even was not allowed to approach the kindergarten and elementary school, once approaches is defined as crime, the police have the right to use the rough stuff to you, including does not limit in using firearm kills the person directly. 即便是你什么都没有干,仅仅只是持有观看这些动漫都是违法的,并且会被处以非常重的刑法。而且整个人的社会地位也会被降低非常多。那些在中国喊着【萝莉赛高】的人,仅仅是你喊出这个口号,并且看那些在亚洲觉得很正常不违法的动漫,但是在欧美都是犯罪。一旦被抓住的话,很有可能这辈子在欧美就完全混不下去了。在家看都是违法的,被抓住之后不仅仅要坐牢,出狱之后还没个星期都要去安全官处报道。甚至不被允许靠近幼儿园和小学,一旦靠近就会被定义为犯罪,警察有权对你使用暴力行为,包括不限制于使用枪械将人直接击毙。 When Dracula wears the Japan painful clothing/taking, and is also bringing various Japan animations accessory appear in the bar, almost all people regarded to like the Japan soft pornography him perverted. The soft pornographic animation of Japan about loli denounced in word and in writing in the Europe and the US area is not a day two days, US does not welcome these to shout 【loli match high】 Fellow. Therefore everybody thought that Dracula definitely is by two just US mutant lessons, therefore everybody made way a road to give Johnny and Kamisuoh very much on own initiative. Let them facilitate to overtake front old perverted. 所以当德古拉穿着东洋痛服,并且还带着各种东洋动漫的饰品出现在酒吧的时候,几乎所有人都把他当成了一个喜欢东洋软色情的变态。东洋关于萝莉的软色情动漫在欧美地区被口诛笔伐已经不是一天两天了,美国可不欢迎那些喊着【萝莉赛高】的家伙。所以大家都觉得德古拉肯定是在被两个正义的美国变种人教训,所以大家都很自觉的让开了一条路给强尼和神边雄。让他们方便追上前面的老变态。 But is drinking Li Jie in the bar and Tony that chatted looks at each other one mutually, Li Jie looks skeleton that two whole bodies got angry time he thought that a little looked familiar: „Tony, you looked these two fellows do not look like before us person who knows?” 而正在吧台喝酒聊天的李杰和托尼互相对视了一眼,李杰看着两个全身冒火的骷髅的时候他觉得有点眼熟:“托尼,你看这两个家伙像不像我们之前认识的人？” „, Did not say that a little looks like.” Tony traces the beard of oneself, he thinks: „, I thought. Several years ago we have seen these two fellows probably, you said that what they did call to come?” “唔,说起来是有点像。”托尼摸了摸自己的胡子,他想了想:“啊,我想起来了。好几年前我们好像见过这两个家伙,你说他们叫什么来着？” „Ghost Rider.” Li Jie looked at the eye to pursue Dracula's two Ghost Rider. Because the bar person are many, Dracula is talking circuitously, two Ghost Rider do not want to injure the innocent person, therefore suddenly unexpectedly has not held him. Li Jie looked at Dracula, he does not know that who now this old man is, he was saying to Tony: „Ghost Rider was kept Hell by Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva at that time. Their how appear in this?” “恶灵骑士。”李杰看了眼正在追逐德古拉的两位恶灵骑士。因为酒吧人很多,德古拉又在绕圈子,两位恶灵骑士也并不想伤害无辜的人,所以一时间居然没有抓住他。李杰看了眼德古拉,他现在并不知道这个老头是谁,他对着托尼说道:“不过恶灵骑士当时被地藏菩萨留在地狱了。他们怎么出现在这了？” Tony has raised the eyebrow: „What kind of? Can help their?” 托尼扬了扬眉毛:“怎么样？要不要去帮他们一把？” „Un? I also think that you must enjoy the long vacation.” Li Jie looked at Tony. “嗯？我还以为你要享受悠长假期呢。”李杰看了眼托尼。 Tony said: „Ha, looks at that old perverted, clothes front is printing 【I love sailor moon】 The back was welcoming 【loli ten thousand talents】. He is also bullies in bar these people not to know that his back Japanese, otherwise he already was killed.” Tony has sneered: „This liking young girl's perverted damn!” 托尼则说道:“哈,看着那个老变态吧,衣服前面印着【我爱水手月亮】后背迎着【萝莉万才】。他也就是欺负酒吧里面的这些人不认识他背后的日文,要不然他早就被打死了。”托尼冷笑了一声:“这种喜欢幼女的变态都该死！” Li Jie unconscious thought that Tony is a little fearful, he thought suddenly: Was right, Tony currently also has a lovable youngest daughter. 李杰不自觉的觉得托尼有点可怕,他突然想到了:哦对了,托尼现在也有一个可爱的小女儿呢。 Therefore Li Jie and Tony also directly joined have helped Ghost Rider seize in the middle of the Dracula's ranks. Two people have masqueraded, who therefore Johnny and Kamisuoh have not looked at these two are. 所以李杰和托尼也直接加入了帮助恶灵骑士抓捕德古拉的行列当中了。两人乔装打扮了一番,所以强尼和神边雄并没有看出来这两人是谁。 „We help you hold this old perverted!” Li Jie they were shouting to Johnny, then he and Tony have one on the left and other on the right sealed up the Dracula escape route. Johnny and Kamisuoh, although is the Ghost Rider condition, but they start talking do not have the issue, Johnny replied one: „You are careful, this old fogy is not very common!” “我们来帮你们抓住这个老变态！”李杰对着强尼两人喊了一句,然后他和托尼一左一右封住了德古拉退路。强尼和神边雄虽然是恶灵骑士的状态,但是他们开口说话还是没问题的,强尼回答了一声:“你们要小心,这个老家伙很不一般！” Because cannot use Ghost Rider various destructive weapon in the bar, therefore grasps Dracula is very really troublesome, Kamisuoh has given a hand signal to Johnny, he said that must use Ghost Rider skill to Dracula. Just now Dracula was blocked way. Johnny nodded to hint Kamisuoh to do, oneself constrains Dracula. 因为在酒吧里不能使用恶灵骑士的各种杀伤性武器,所以抓德古拉真的很麻烦,神边雄对强尼做了个手势,他表示要对德古拉使用一个恶灵骑士的技能。刚好现在德古拉被堵住了去路。强尼点了点头示意神边雄去做,自己来拖住德古拉。 „Dracula!” Kamisuoh had been shouting to Dracula wants to bring to his attention, simultaneously Kamisuoh pair of eyes Flame braves greatly, Ghost Rider signboard skill that he puts forth 【Ghost Rider staring of Death】. This skill is interrogating and torturing from innermost soul. If a person has done misdemeanor, then during will fall into the soul to interrogate and torture can not move, if Ghost Rider does not relieve this skill, will fall forever into during by the soul of interrogating and torturing with the Hell's fire of karma roasts roasts. “德古拉！”神边雄对着德古拉大喊了一句想要引起他的注意,同时神边雄的双眼火焰大冒,他使出的正是恶灵骑士招牌的一个技能【恶灵骑士的死亡之瞪】。这个技能是一种来自灵魂深处的拷问。如果一个人做了坏事的话,那么就会陷入灵魂拷问之中不得动弹,如果恶灵骑士不解除这个技能的话,被拷问者的灵魂将永远陷入与地狱的业火炙烤之中。 It can be said that this is very fearful one skill, because this skill can jump the ranks frequently the use, even if these character who Kamisuoh is more formidable than if for a while does not observe also at the meeting the move. 可以说这是非常可怕的一种技能,因为这技能经常能越级使用,就算是那些比神边雄强大的人物如果一时不察也会中招的。 However did Dracula this slippery customer where have is so easy to be swindled? When Kamisuoh shouted he name his moving sideways incarnation became the bat avoids. But Li Jie hears 【Dracula】 After this name, subconscious looked to the Kamisuoh that side, should be to Dracula use staring of staring actually mistakes arising out of chance circumstances on Li Jie. 但是德古拉这个老油条哪有那么容易上当？当神边雄喊出他名字的时候他就一个闪身化身成为了蝙蝠躲开了。而李杰听到【德古拉】这个名字之后下意识的看向了神边雄的那边,原本应该是对着德古拉使用的瞪眼却阴错阳差的瞪在了李杰身上。 Kamisuoh and Li Jie two people such four items of relative two dumbness. But the incarnation becomes Dracula of one group of bats is preparing to escape, Tony is unrestrained/no trace of politeness to was coming a particle artillery bombardment in the fast flight bat. His armor now is nanotechnology, can fuse directly in the middle of the oneself watch. Moreover in the route that Dracula escapes just nobody, puts to break some building anything's Tony or the compensations. 神边雄和李杰两人就这么四目相对两项无言。而化身成为一团蝙蝠的德古拉正准备逃跑呢,托尼则是毫不客气的对着正在快速飞行的蝙蝠来了一个粒子炮轰击。他的盔甲现在是纳米科技,可以直接融合在自己的手表当中。而且德古拉逃跑的路线上刚好没人,置于打破一些建筑物什么的托尼还是赔偿的起的。 Kisses/Intimate, clicks, to the high praise, the score jumps over Gauguin to be newly quicker, it is said gave gave the perfect score newly finally had found the pretty wife! 亲,点击进去,给个好评呗,分数越高更新越快,据说给新打满分的最后都找到了漂亮的老婆哦! Cell phone standing brand-new edition correction promotion address:, The data and bookmark and computer station synchronization, does not have advertisement fresh reading! 手机站全新改版升级地址:,数据和书签与电脑站同步,无广告清新阅读！
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