DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#112: Man the miserable live of after marriage

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? „Marries the pain that the later day passes!” After 32 cups of horse urines get into the stomach, solemn Iron Man Tony Stark cannot bear complain to Li Jie: „Initially your pit I, causing me to propose to Little Chili! You have given others a bad time I!” ?“结婚之后的日子过的苦啊！”32杯马尿下肚之后,堂堂的钢铁侠托尼-斯塔克忍不住对李杰抱怨到:“当初你坑了我,导致我向小辣椒求婚了！你可是害苦了我啊！” „Do not talk nonsense, anything was called to give others a bad time you. The marriage is a big good deed!” Li Jie hits to fly regarding being unjustly discredited that Tony loses directly: „You should to thank me. My words, you now also refer to erratically have not gotten married, do not have the child, is a dissolute young master. Perhaps Little Chili already gave up you turning head, but turned the head to follow your driver directly.” “别瞎说啊,什么叫做害苦了你。结婚是个大好事好吗！”李杰对于托尼丢过来的黑锅直接打飞:“你应该要感谢我。要不是我的话,你现在还指不定没成家,没孩子,还是个浪荡公子。说不定小辣椒早就放弃等你回头了,而是转头直接跟着你的司机跑了。” „You must say that Little Chili the words of malicious remarks, is careful her to know, is finding the way to renovate you.” Li Jie this saying said, Tony could not bear hit to tremble, about him looked, after has not discovered the suspicious target, to Li Jie low voice saying: „This matter you did not say that I did not say who can know? Your suitable rebel? Do not forget, you and I come out together, currently also has the handle to grasp in my hand. If I went back to tell Lan saying: Li Jie by seeking for Dracula is the name, in fact was runs to drink. You guess that Lan does return what kind of?” “你要说小辣椒的坏话的话,小心她知道以后在想办法整治你。”李杰这话说完之后托尼忍不住打了个寒颤,他左右看了看,没有发现可疑的目标后才对李杰小声的说道:“这事儿你不说我不说能有谁知道？你相当叛徒吗？不要忘记了,你和我一起出来,现在也有把柄抓在我的手上。要是我回去告诉岚说:李杰假借寻找德古拉为名,实际上是跑出来喝酒了。你猜岚回怎么样？” Now was one's turn Li Jie to shiver. Because Lan definitely does not permit, now Li Jie loses weight a platform time, the body weight is not easy. Has not done well specially is instead easy to rebound, therefore Lan has carried on very severe diet control system to Li Jie. And denied Li Jie with the method that beautiful medicament cheats, she said that needs to make Li Jie have the formidable willpower to come. 现在轮到李杰打冷颤了。因为岚肯定是不允许的,现在李杰减肥到了一个平台期,体重没那么容易下去的。一个没弄好反而特别容易反弹,所以岚对李杰进行了非常严苛的饮食管理制度。并且否定了李杰用美丽药剂作弊的手段,她说需要让李杰拥有强大的意志力来的。 In this recipes, the low sugar low-carbon( carbohydrate) low oil, these three low must. But now Li Jie and Tony two people in bar wantonly drinks the essence to make the beer to eat is frying in oil the small between-meal snack, this type of diet naturally is tall Tanggao the carbon water high fat, if by Lan is known that must certainly make the oneself crazy in addition practice. 在这份食谱中,低糖低碳（碳水化合物）低油,这三低是必须的。而现在李杰和托尼两人正在酒吧里大肆的喝着精酿啤酒吃着油炸小零食,这种饮食当然是高糖高碳水高油脂的,要是被岚知道的话那肯定要让自己疯狂加练了。 Li Jie every day by the Lan training cannot crawl, he does not want to continue to accept this inhuman treatment. 李杰现在每天都被岚训练的爬不起来,他可不想继续在接受这种非人待遇了。 „Ahem, you every day by the Lan manages is very happy?” Tony looks at Li Jie with the appearance of oneself same being afraid, his sudden mood good many: „Was you drew the love grave me! Caused me to give up a big forest.” “哼哼,你现在每天被岚管的很开心吗？”托尼看着李杰和自己一样的不寒而栗的模样,他突然心情好了不少:“都是你把我拖进了爱情的坟墓啊！导致了我放弃了一大片的森林。” Li Jie looked at Tony one: „How? Do you also want to regret?” 李杰看了托尼一眼:“怎么了？你还想后悔吗？” „Is regret useful?” Tony has drunk up the liquor in oneself cup, then sways the spatial cup to say to the wineshop attendant: „Comes one cup of black beer again!” “后悔有什么用？”托尼一口喝干了自己杯子里的酒,然后摇晃着空杯对酒保说道:“再来一杯黑啤！” The wineshop attendant will pack black beer wine glass to give Tony, after Tony received , after having drunk one, said: „You do not know the life after marriage painstakingly!” 酒保将装满黑啤的酒杯递给了托尼,托尼接过之后又喝了一口后才说道:“你是不知道结婚后的生活苦啊！” „Said?” Li Jie looks at Tony, he is also young the mouth has drunk beer in cup. “怎么说？”李杰看着托尼,他也小口的喝了一口杯子内的啤酒。 „After the marriage, my various original amateur lives were controlled. Little Chili is too clear my habits and customs and work and rest custom, where even including me to like hiding money she to know.” “结婚之后我原来的各种业余生活都被控制了。小辣椒太清楚我的生活习惯和作息习惯,甚至连我喜欢在什么地方藏钱她都知道。” Li Jie listened to Tony saying that he could not bear whispered low voice: „This was too a little miserable.” 李杰听着托尼这么说,他忍不住小声的嘀咕了一句:“这是有点太惨了。” „For so-called healthy life custom, she changed my diet recipes, you know that I most liked eating various cheese burger, I liked that rich cheese mixing the fragrance of beef. If possible, I can eat three!” Tony was saying this saying time thought that oneself was a little hungry, therefore he asked the wineshop attendant to inquire that knew here can manufacture simple burger and so on after the food, his unrestrained/no trace of politeness has selected three directly. “为了所谓的健康生活习惯,她把我的饮食食谱都更改了,你知道我最爱吃各种芝士汉堡了,我喜欢那种浓郁的芝士混合着牛肉的香味。如果可以的话,我一口气能吃三个！”托尼说着这话的时候觉得自己有点饿了,所以他叫来酒保询问得知这里能制作简单的汉堡之类的食物后,他毫不客气的直接点了三个。 When steaming hot cheese burger carries the flavor is very attractive, because the cheese fragrance is very heavy. What Tony wants is the double cheese quantities, rich cheddar cheese melts after curing of quantity of heat/calories is similar to the egg-yolk same juice. It downward is flowing following the double-decked good meat patty, somewhat flowed on the Tony's finger. This makes Tony appeared somewhat distressed and is thrown into confusion, the big mouth that but he actually not cares bit this steaming hot burger. 当热气腾腾的芝士汉堡端上来的时候味道还是很诱人的,因为芝士的香味很重。托尼要的是双倍芝士的量,浓郁的切达芝士经过热量的烘焙融化成如同蛋黄一样的汁液。它顺着双层牛肉饼往下流淌着,有些流淌到了托尼的手指上。这让托尼显得有些狼狈和手忙脚乱,但是他却毫不在意的大口咬下了这热腾腾的汉堡。 US burger meat patty and bread compared to China appears wants dry, in the mix melted rich and plentiful cheddar cheese, all these did not coordinate turned into a wonderful combination, so long as can accept cheese that salt taste and extremely heavy milk taste, then this was together is splendid and attractive ingredients. In addition in burger clear and melodious greens and tomato, the cucumber pickle of check person taste bud saliva, these vegetables have relieved the greasiness of cheese and meat patty, making the entire burger flavor richer, is easier unable to receive wish of fists and feet to eat greatly. 美国的汉堡肉饼和面包相对于中国的都显得要干涩一点,但是当混合上融化了的浓郁且丰腴的切达芝士后,这一切的不协调都变成了一种美妙的组合,只要能接受芝士的那种咸味与极重的奶味,那么这就是一道非常出色且诱人的料理。再加上汉堡里面爽脆的生菜与西红柿,还有勾人味蕾口水的酸黄瓜,这些蔬菜解除了芝士和肉饼的油腻,让整个汉堡的味道更加丰富,也更容易让人收不住拳脚的想要大吃。 Tony three two have eaten entire cheese burger, and gave back to Li Jie to hand over one to place his front saying: „You should eat this. Authentic American good food!” 托尼三口两口就吃掉了一整个芝士汉堡,并且还给李杰递过来一个放在了他的面前说道:“你应该吃个这个。正宗的美式美食！” This cheese burger is the synonym of high quantity of heat/calories, massive cheese and have baked the bread and fat rich good meat patty, approach heard that can feel the rich calorie fragrance. Li Jie very long has not eaten such thing. Said that does not move is false. Although he formerly did not like eating burger, but after now he has eaten one month of green vegetables radish and water cooked the chicken brisket, this cheese burger for him is very good good food. Li Jie could not bear be about to make chewing motions greatly. 这种芝士汉堡就是高热量的代名词,大量的芝士和烘烤过的面包与脂肪丰富的牛肉饼,靠近一闻就能感受到浓郁的卡路里的香味。李杰已经很久没有吃过这样的东西了。说不动心是假的。虽然他从前并不怎么喜欢吃汉堡,但是现在当他吃了一个多月的青菜萝卜和水煮鸡胸肉之后,这种芝士汉堡对他来说就是非常棒的美食了。李杰也忍不住大快朵颐了起来。 „Such delicious food, Pepper always said obviously the quantity of heat/calories is too high, was too greasy, eats wait/etc. to my high blood fats hypertension was not good.” Tony said here on the grief and indignation. “明明这么好吃的食物,佩铂却总说热量太高,太油腻,吃了对我的高血脂高血压等等不好。”托尼说道这里就悲愤不已。 Li Jie is eating burger while said: „But you can inject the Beauty X medicament! Injected one to take not fat medicament not to be good? This doesn't Pepper let?” 李杰则是一边吃着汉堡一边说道:“但是你可以注射x美丽药剂啊！注射一个吃不胖药剂不就好了？难道这个佩铂都不让吗？” „Said that is the tears, because Jenny was born. Pepper thought that we need to set an example as the parents before the child, cannot any matter look for the shortcut, must have the perseverance and will, only then we maintain the oneself standpoint we can better education child.” “说起来都是泪啊,因为珍妮出生了。佩铂觉得我们作为父母需要在孩子面前树立一个榜样,不能什么事情都去找捷径,必须要有恒心和毅力,只有我们保持住自己的立场我们才能更好的教育孩子。” Listened to Tony saying that Li Jie thought Pepper said also had the truth. However this truth set on oneself that was very uncomfortable, therefore Li Jie holds up the wine glass to say to Tony: „Come, walks one. I understood you, now I want to inject the Beauty X medicament not to be good!” 听着托尼这么说,李杰觉得佩铂说的也不是没有道理。不过这种道理套在自己身上的时候那就很难受了,所以李杰举起酒杯对着托尼说道:“来,走一个。我太懂你了,现在我想注射x美丽药剂都不行！” Tony has also held up the wine glass: „Come, to be free.” 托尼也举起了酒杯:“来,为了自由。” „Come, for temporary getting rid wife ~!” Li Jie and Tony have done one cup. „Therefore, your whatever happens must not in urging your friend Peter and Gwen marries anything, I thought that their lovers such get down very well, after the marriage, was miserable. What must be managed, must be limited including the pocket money!” Has voiced such feeling as Tony of world rich and powerful people. “来,为了暂时性的摆脱老婆~！”李杰和托尼又干了一杯。“所以啊,你千万不要在劝你的朋友彼得和格温去结婚什么的,我看他们情侣这么下去挺好,结婚以后就惨了。什么都要被管着,连零用钱都要被限制啊！”作为世界富豪的托尼发出了这样的感慨。 Li Jie is also echoing: „Right right, therefore I am not acting as a marriage go- to draw the fine now. We are enjoying the present freedom relieved. Any Dracula and so on thing, waits to have free time to look.” 李杰也附和着:“没错没错,所以我现在不在保媒拉纤了。我们还是安心的享受着现在的自由吧。什么德古拉之类的东西,还是等着有空在去找吧。” Two people is enjoying the rare leisurely and carefree vacation in Li Jie and Tony, and plans to delay the time quite lets this vacation long point the time, put on me to like sailor moon the old man of culture T-shirt crashing in the bar. But gets angry and puts on with two whole bodies in his skeleton skull of leather clothing. 就在李杰和托尼两人正享受着难得的悠闲假期,并且打算多拖延时间好让这个假期久一点的时候,一个穿着我爱水手月亮的文化衫的老头冲进了酒吧。而在他的身后则是跟着两个全身冒火并且穿着皮衣的骷髅头。 Has good that words said: When you hope luck, the life gives you are unfortunate. When you think the misfortune, you will discover your next second also to be able misfortune. 有句话说的好:当你希望幸运的时候,生活给你的都是不幸。当你觉得不幸的时候,你会发现你的下一秒还能更加的不幸。 Kisses/Intimate, clicks, to the high praise, the score jumps over Gauguin to be newly quicker, it is said gave gave the perfect score newly finally had found the pretty wife! 亲,点击进去,给个好评呗,分数越高更新越快,据说给新打满分的最后都找到了漂亮的老婆哦! Cell phone standing brand-new edition correction promotion address:, The data and bookmark and computer station synchronization, does not have advertisement fresh reading! 手机站全新改版升级地址:,数据和书签与电脑站同步,无广告清新阅读！
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