DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#108: This is the discrimination to vampire!

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„Did not need to inspect, I truly did not drink the blood. I to blood allergy . Moreover the flavor of blood was also too rank, that rank stink makes me feel that wants to spit disgustingly” takes Wang|King of vampire, Dracula expresses the opinion that and his status does not tally completely. “不用检查了,我确实是不喝鲜血的。我对鲜血过敏,而且鲜血的味道也太腥了,那股腥臭味让我觉得恶心想吐”作为吸血鬼之王,德古拉发表着和他身份完全不相符的言论。 He to is gathering round oneself Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as well as Avengers member speaks with confidence, does not see him to have any appearance of fear, even if these people uses to think of the guns of mithril bullet to oneself, he is facing this vampire kills greatly, absolutely does not have any ill feeling. 他对着围着自己的神盾局特工们以及复仇者联盟的成员侃侃而谈,丝毫不见他有任何害怕的模样,哪怕是这些人都用着装着秘银子弹的枪支对着自己,他面对着这种吸血鬼的大杀器,完全没有任何不适的感觉。 Deadpool Wade Wilson entirely does not believe his revelation mask that cautiously Dracula said that stretched out the tongue, has licked one in the Dracula's cup. 死侍韦德-威尔逊完全不相信德古拉所说的他小心翼翼的揭开面罩,伸出舌头,在德古拉的杯子里面舔了一口。 „Td damn, is really the tomato juice!” That sour and sweet taste, flash makes Wade Wilson understand that this drink was anything. “td该死,真的是番茄汁！”那种酸甜的口味,一瞬间就让韦德威尔逊了解到这个饮料是什么了。 Although Wade is not concerned about face most times, however at this kind of time, he wants to falsely accuse the opposite party not to be good. 虽然韦德在很多时候都很不要脸,但是在这种时候,他想诬陷对方也不行。 Because Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. started to start to search in the Dracula's house. And observed from various places of his family/home seemed very suspicious thing. 因为神盾局特工已经开始在德古拉的房子内开始进行搜查。并且从他家的各处观察出了许多看上去非常可疑的东西。 For example in his family/home has in many plastic bottles to think of the fresh red object. As vampire, Wang|King of vampire can find these fresh red liquids in his family/home particularly, what will everybody think of? Right, that naturally is the blood. Almost all people think that is the blood. 比如在他家有许多塑料瓶里面都装着鲜红色的物体。作为一名吸血鬼,尤其是吸血鬼之王在他家里能找到这些鲜红色的液体,大家会想到什么呢？没错,那自然是鲜血。几乎所有人都以为那就是鲜血。 But follows Hawkeye that this motion is coming out together also curiously to open one bottle. He smelled the flavor, this flavor so is why familiar, probably is the oneself wife very that healthy drink that likes having. 而跟随着这次行动一起出来的鹰眼也好奇的打开了其中的一瓶。他闻了闻味道,为什么这个味道这么熟悉,好像是自己妻子很爱喝的那种健康饮料。 Then he also sticks out one's tongue tastes flavor slightly, then has spat immediately. 然后他也伸舌头稍微尝了尝味道,然后立马吐了出去。 „How sir commander” is following S.H.I.E.L.D. field personnel agent that Hawkeye and Deadpool come together to want while this opportunity to contribute to a great merit, they do not hope that catches one only to like drinking the tomato juice vampire „is the blood” “长官怎么样”跟随着鹰眼与死侍一起来的神盾局外勤特工们本想趁这个机会立一个大功,他们可不希望抓到一个只喜欢喝番茄汁的吸血鬼“是鲜血吗” „Acid died. This gadget was tomato healthy drink” Hawkeye has this type of sugar-free healthy drink repugnantly. This feeling has eaten uncooked many vegetables like it. Not only inside has the flavor of tomato, collard and carrot. “酸死了。这玩意儿是番茄健康饮料”鹰眼最讨厌喝这种无糖的健康饮料了。这种感觉就像它生吃了很多蔬菜一样。里面不仅有番茄的味道,还有羽衣甘蓝和胡萝卜。 But Dracula is shrugged saying that „I said my fainting blood, only drinks the tomato juice. In fact do you break into residents to know in? I have not handled any illegal matter. I am a proper citizen.” 而德古拉则是摊了摊手说道“我说了我这个人晕血,只喝番茄汁。实际上你们是在强闯民宅知道吗？我并没有做任何违法的事情。我是一个正经的公民。” „But you are vampire. Do not move heedlessly.” S.H.I.E.L.D.'s field personnel agent sees Dracula, probably wants to make anything, immediately is pointing at him with the spear/gun, making him not probably move. “但是你是吸血鬼。不要乱动。”一名神盾局的外勤特工看见德古拉,好像想要做些什么呀,立刻用枪指着他,让他不许动。 Dracula is helpless very „your this calculates the racial discrimination. I am good citizen of obeying the law, in US tenable 200 many years, I have not handled any illegal matter. Perhaps I truly have done some misdemeanors, but that is several thousand years even approaches the matter 10,000 year ago! Because you I am vampire must catch me? I have not violated the law! Was born is the pardoned crime? What your this racial discriminations and did the past these discriminate against the mutant's fellow to distinguish?!” 德古拉则是很无奈“你这算种族歧视吗。我是个守法的好公民,在美国成立的两百多年间,我并没有做任何违法的事情。也许我确实做过一些坏事,但那已经是好几千年甚至接近于一万年前的事情了！你们因为我是吸血鬼就要抓我吗？我并没有犯法啊！难道出生就是原罪？你们这种种族歧视和当年那些歧视变种人的家伙有什么区别？！” Is facing the Dracula aggressive inquiry, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. a little are unexpectedly ashamed at once difficult to bear. However Deadpool in this group of people naturally not because was said two think ashamed, he continues to point at Dracula „with the spear/gun with not quibbling to cover you, you are Wang|King of vampire!” 面对着德古拉咄咄逼人的询问,神盾局特工们居然一时之间有点羞愧难当。不过在这一群人中死侍自然是不会因为被人说两句就觉得羞愧的,他继续用枪指着德古拉“不要用狡辩来掩盖你,你是吸血鬼之王！” „, Yes. I truly am.” Dracula has not denied this point „what relations, but this and am I a good person have? You looked that I one do not smoke, two do not drink, three do not gamble, four do not rob to extort, five do not break the law. Even is not dry the blood sucking, because my dizzy blood. I really do not know that you do hold true by catching me. I am a good person! I biggest interests hobby is to play the computer game, you have a look, to open your dog eyes.” “啊,是的。我确实是。”德古拉没有否认这一点“但是这和我是不是个好人有什么关系呢？你看我一不抽烟,二不喝酒,三不赌博,四不抢劫勒索,五不违法乱纪。甚至连吸血都不干,因为我晕血。我实在是不知道你们有什么理由抓我。我是一个好人！我最大的兴趣爱好就是玩电子游戏,你们看看,睁大你们的狗眼。” Dracula was saying these words time righteousness stern words, his just probably is one old D is the same. The just ray that Wang|King of vampire sends out even including Deadpool Wade Wilson this person thought that is a little hard to open both eyes to look straight ahead him. 德古拉说着这些话的时候义正严辞,他正义的就好像是一个老d员一样。吸血鬼之王所散发出来的正义光芒甚至连死侍韦德-威尔逊这种人都觉得有点难以睁开双眼直视他。 But in generally has piled up with various types of game software and that the hardware device in Dracula's truly such as he said everywhere, is only the computer of high disposition has many stages. Dracula is very rich, even he does not need swindling and abducting or is works, the quite good handicraft that so long as he near the store several thousand years of street buys takes to put now is the priceless antique. But this kind of thing he has a warehouse! 而在德古拉的家中确实如他所说的一般到处堆满了各种游戏软体和硬件设备,光是高配置的电脑就有很多台。德古拉很有钱,甚至他都不需要坑蒙拐骗或者是去工作,他只要把几千年前街边商店买的比较好的工艺品拿出来放到现在就都是价值连城的古董。而这一类的东西他有一仓库！ money all who Dracula trading used in individual interests hobby, he was senior old otaku. Ps6, xobx3 and other main engines have not absented in his family/home, pasted on his wall has been similar to completely «Dies Or Living» «Beach football» «wow» «Marvel hero» «Wrapped Wang|King Female» «livelove» and so on poster. On a culture T-shirt that even his body wears reflects me to love sailor moon!( Sailor moon = beautiful young girl soldier sailor moon/month) 德古拉把换回来的钱全用在了个人兴趣爱好上了,他就是个资深老宅男。在他的家中ps6、xobx3等主机没有缺席,在他的墙上则贴满了类似于《死或生》《沙滩排球》《wow》《漫威英雄》《出包王女》《livelove》之类的海报。甚至他的身上穿着的一件文化衫上面都映着我爱水手月亮！（水手月亮=美少女战士水兵月） Comes to see Dracula from each aspect probably also is really not the unprincipled person, is only old otaku. Wade also points is grasping Dracula with a bonus, he in was a little recently miserable, he who Las Vegas lost urgently needed returns to the itself now. Therefore he to Dracula was saying that „that you do contact with that vampire contact person to do? Don't you want to purchase the stolen goods?” 从各个方面来看德古拉好像还真的不是坏人,只是一个老宅男而已。韦德还指着抓德古拉拿一笔奖金呢,他最近在拉斯维加斯输的有点惨,他现在急需回本。所以他对着德古拉说道“那你联系那个吸血鬼的联络人干什么？你不是想要购买赃物吗？” „Looks for the ox to buy the VR equipment also to calculate that violates the law?” Dracula stares the big eye to look at Wade. “找黄牛买vr设备也算犯法吗？”德古拉瞪大眼睛看着韦德。 „But you said that what goods can buy from China?!” Wade bites Dracula not to put. “但是你说要从中国买什么货？！”韦德咬着德古拉不放。 „I drank to be bored the US tomato juice, I wanted to import a group of white/shell Qi wild juices and farmer orchard from China, did this also violate the law?” Dracula faces S.H.I.E.L.D.'s agent not to fear, he stands up to these people was saying „I urge you should better to hurry to leave my home now, do not hinder me to play the game. The I and stea good friend on made, 2 : 00 pm I must hit three hours of dota3 with them. The words that now you leave I will not have accused that you private break into the residents, do not compel me to get angry.” “我只是喝腻味了美国的番茄汁,我想要从中国进口一批贝琪野菜汁和农夫果园,这也犯法吗？”德古拉面对着神盾局的特工们丝毫不怕,他站起身来对着这些人说道“我劝你们现在最好赶紧离开我的家,不要妨碍我打游戏。我和stea上的好友约好了,下午两点我还要和他们打三个小时的dota3。现在你们离开的话我还不会控告你们私闯民宅,不要逼我发火。” Dracula said that the time air/Qi field of these words full, all Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. hurried oneself probably by one huge and may not the bright shape fearsome lifeform staring, many people could not bear the both legs shiver. Some people said „that anything, old boss ~, or we walked first. It seems he has not committed a crime probably.” 德古拉说道这句话的时候气场全开,所有神盾局特工们都赶紧自己好像被一个巨大而不可明状的可怖生物给盯上了,许多人都忍不住双腿打抖。有人说道“那个,什么,老大~要不我们先走吧。看上去他好像并没有犯事啊。” „We at least need to give you to inject Purification Serum.” Hawkeye withstand/top the pressure to respond to Dracula. “我们至少需要给你注射一针净化血清。”鹰眼顶着压力对着德古拉回应着。 Dracula disdains „, that type of gadget is the same with the cold remedy to me, you think that I haven't vaccinated? A bit faster rolls to me!” 德古拉不屑“哼,那种玩意儿对我和感冒药一样,你们以为我没有接种过吗？快点给我滚！” When Dracula said this rolled, suddenly one group of raging flames from his out of the window toward him dash. 当德古拉说出这句滚的时候,突然之间一团熊熊烈火从他的窗外朝着他直扑而来。 . 。
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