DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#107: On world last vampire

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old man regarding game character easily was killed this matter very disaffection, after he has pounded the computer, was mumbling: „Really is damn, is the designer of this game and vampire has a grudge? Has the matter to be all right weakens vampire. Any avenger was too strong, therefore we weaken vampire. Any Justice League was too strong, we weaken vampire. Will this group of fellows only weaken vampire?!” 老头对于的游戏人物轻易的被人打死这件事非常的不满,他砸了电脑之后嘟囔着:“真的是该死,这个游戏的设计人是和吸血鬼有仇吗？有事没事就削弱吸血鬼。什么复仇者太强了,所以我们削弱吸血鬼吧。什么正义联盟太强了,我们削弱吸血鬼吧。这群家伙只会削弱吸血鬼吗？！” Was saying on the time old man teacher's desks of these words the fresh red drink tosses down. After drinking up, has pounded mouth, probably is not very same. He muttered is saying: „Now the flavor of US goods was getting more and more pale, bought the large stock of goods to come back from China.” He said also dialed one cell phone inside one to save very long important number. 说着这些话的时候老头讲桌上鲜红色的饮料一饮而尽。喝完之后还砸了砸嘴,好像还不够一样。他喃喃自语的说着:“现在美国货的味道越来越淡了,还是从中国买批货回来好了。”他在这么说的时候同时也拨通了一个手机里面一个存了很久的重要号码。 After three ringtones resound, the opposite person has connected the call: „Hey.” 三声电话铃声响起后,对面的人接通了电话:“喂。” „, It is not I.” The old man was saying low voice. “唔,是我。”老头小声的说着。 The after person of telephone that head hears this familiar sound, eyebrow tightens: „Dracula?!” 电话那头的人听到这个熟悉的声音之后眉头紧锁:“德古拉？！” „Right is I.” Dracula low voice response. “没错就是我。”德古拉小声的回应到。 „I think that you died.” Telephone that side sound appears some cannot believe: „I think that this world all vampire had been given cure by Purification Serum.” “我以为你已经死了。”电话那边的声音显得有些不可置信:“我以为这个世界所有的吸血鬼都已经被净化血清给治愈了。” „Ha! If you manage that type of thing to call cure.” Dracula snorts contemptuously regarding this so-called Purification Serum cure obviously. He also really has the qualifications to look down upon to Purification Serum, because this beard and hair is all white, and seemed the somewhat skinny old person in fact in the past many vampire painstakingly sought for a long time vampire first ancestor Dracula! “哈！如果你管那种东西叫治愈的话。”德古拉明显对于这个所谓的净化血清的治愈嗤之以鼻。他也确实有资格对净化血清看不起,因为这个须发皆白,并且看上去有些干瘦的老人实际上就是当年许多吸血鬼苦苦寻找了许久的吸血鬼始祖德古拉！ Handed down Dracula to survive for nearly ten thousand years on this world, he had established also the dynasty hegemony on this world, the vampire influence in some time was also this world biggest influence. But in Vampire Empire mouth prosperous time, Dracula actually suddenly vanished. Lost the Wang|King of vampire vampire influence to start to kill one another, everybody refused to accept anyone, whose subordinate no one must be. Therefore Vampire Empire well also disintegrated, finally turned into an influence secretly from big influence an outwardly. However was this underground Vampire Empire also has spread for several thousand years, was promoted Purification Serum after several years ago by Li Jie and the others thoroughly eliminated. Finally became noun in a history. 相传德古拉在这个世界上已经存活了近万年,他曾经也在这个世界上建立过王朝霸业,吸血鬼的势力在某段时间内也是这个世界最大的势力。可是在吸血鬼帝国嘴繁荣的时代,德古拉却突然消失了。失去了吸血鬼之王的吸血鬼势力开始自相残杀,大家谁都不服谁,谁也不要做谁的手下。所以好好的吸血鬼帝国也就分崩离析了,最后从一个明面上的大势力变成了一个暗地里的势力。不过就算是这样这个地下的吸血鬼帝国也流传了好几千年,一直到前几年才被李杰等人推动净化血清后彻底消灭。最后成为了一个历史中的名词。 However what no one has thought is all people thinks that already vanished to disappear Wang|King of Dracula several thousand years of vampire to live unexpectedly in New York, and also splendid housing in new New York City super highrise building. 但是谁都没有想到的是所有人都以为早就已经消失不见踪影了数千年的吸血鬼之王德古拉居然就生活在纽约,并且还堂而皇之的居住在新纽约市的超级大楼里。 The telephone opposite received the person of Dracula telephone to be also silent was very long: „I think that you were also purified.” 电话对面接到了德古拉电话的人也沉默了很久:“我以为你也被净化了呢。” „hā hā!” Dracula has sneered two: „I am Wang|King of vampire! All vampire died, I will not die! I do not fear ultraviolet ray, does not fear mithril, does not fear the sour essence wait/etc.. The convention kills the vampire method here not any use. Even if injects Purification Serum I not to me ill any, it is for me same as the cold remedy.” “哈哈！”德古拉冷笑了两声:“我可是吸血鬼之王啊！所有吸血鬼都死了,我也不会死的！我又不怕紫外线,也不怕秘银,也不怕酸精等等。常规杀死吸血鬼的方法在我这里没有任何的用处。就算是给我注射净化血清我也不会有任何不适的,它对我来说就和感冒药一样而已。” The after person of telephone that head listens , can only say: „Good, I know now. You are all right also well, do you ask me to do?” 电话那头的人听完之后只能说道:“好吧,我现在知道了。你没事也好,你找我干什么？” „Listens to me to want you to help me enter a large stock of goods to come.” Dracula was saying to the telephone that head person: „Makes from China, a while I will send the information to set my specific request to you. Moreover, do you know now the VR equipment of Tony Stark issue. Helps me also make one to come.” “听着我要你帮我进一批货过来。”德古拉对着电话那头的人说道:“从中国那边弄过来,等会儿我会发信息给你提出我的具体要求。另外,你知不知道现在托尼-斯塔克发布的vr设备。帮我也弄一个过来。” „Said real Dracula, although you also live I is very truly happy, moreover we also cooperated several 10 years. However you know that now vampire anything is very troublesome. I formerly also helped other vampire make the mistake, although I always do not make any transaction wicked, for example the human body buys and sells anything. I am only responsible for helping them make the race car and luxury goods that various types are not good to do wait/etc., although said the matter that I handle is not considered as matter that anything violates the law, after vampire falls from power, I stared.” “说真的德古拉,虽然你还活着我确实很开心,而且我们也合作了几十年。但是你知道的,现在吸血鬼什么的都很麻烦。我从前也帮其他吸血鬼做过事,虽然我从来都不做什么缺德的交易,比如说人体买卖什么的。我只负责帮他们弄各种不好搞的跑车和奢侈品等等,虽然说我做的事情不算是什么犯法的事情,但是当吸血鬼倒台之后,我还是被盯上了。” The after person of telephone that head has hesitated a while, such was saying to Dracula: „S.H.I.E.L.D. they had found me, what I do is the gray business, you know. I have raised a group of car thieves and so on character, making them help to do various types of not fond of playing jokes antique car and race car supplies these vampire specially plays. Therefore several years ago time S.H.I.E.L.D. look to get up me, wants me to provide me to understand the vampire address that they must check entire Vampire Empire all people. You know that I have to cooperate with these people in that situation at that time, I gave these vampire.” 电话那头的人沉吟了一会儿后对着德古拉这么说道:“神盾局他们找到过我,我做的是灰色生意,你知道的。我养了一批偷车贼之类的人物,让他们专门帮忙搞各种不好弄的古董车和跑车供给那些吸血鬼们玩耍。所以几年前的时候神盾局找上过我,要我提供我所了解的吸血鬼的地址,他们要清查整个吸血鬼帝国的所有人。你知道的,在当时那个情况下我不得不和那些人合作,我把那些吸血鬼都给供了出来。” After Dracula hears this saying, showed the whites of the eyes: „Therefore?” 德古拉听到这话之后翻了个白眼:“所以呢？” Telephone that originally is responsible for saying as the vampire comprador role man: „Therefore I betrayed vampire, to maintain life I have joined during the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s witness protection program. I have not handled the former matter now, I now under the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s arrangement does a pizza shop boss, specifically is responsible for selling the pizza. By the way, this pizza shop opens in the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s staff cafeteria. My guest is Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..” The man of here time telephone that head has stopped, he probably telephone with far a point, he was greeting with the guest. 电话那头原本负责作为吸血鬼买办角色的男人说道:“所以我出卖了吸血鬼们,为了保命我加入了神盾局的证人保护计划当中。我现在已经不做从前的事情了,我现在在神盾局的安排下做的了一名披萨店的老板,专门负责卖披萨。顺便说一句,这个披萨店是开在神盾局的员工食堂里。我的客人就是神盾局特工们。”说道这里的时候电话那头的男人停顿了一下,他好像把电话拿远了一点,他在和客人打招呼。 Can hear opposite exchanging greetings through indistinct sound Dracula, only hears the opposite man saying: „Hi, Blade, hi, Iron Fist. What pizza do you want to eat today?” 通过隐约的声音德古拉可以听到对面的寒暄,只听到对面的男人说道:“嗨,刀锋,嗨,铁拳。你们今天要吃什么样的披萨？” „Eh?” Dracula thought that oneself has made the most wrong phone call in the most wrong time to this person probably. When the man picks up the phone once more, Dracula said hurriedly: „I hung first.” “额？”德古拉觉得自己好像在最错误的时间段给这个人打了一个最错误的电话。当男人再次拿起电话的时候,德古拉匆匆忙忙的说:“我先挂了。” „You have hung also uselessly, Dracula. My telephone number was being monitored, therefore you gave my telephone to be intercepted by S.H.I.E.L.D.. I guess that now S.H.I.E.L.D.'s agent have stopped up in your family's out of the door. Is sorry Dracula very much, I do not want such to do, but you must understand that this is the damn life.” The person saying of telephone that head said cutting off the telephone. “你挂了也没用,德古拉。我的这个电话号码正在被监听着,所以你给我的电话已经被神盾局截获了。我猜现在神盾局的特工们已经堵在你家的门外了。很抱歉德古拉,我不想这么做的,但是你要明白这就是该死的生活。”电话那头的人这话说完就把电话给掐断了。 But forcefully was hit in this time Dracula's main house gate, one team of fully-armed S.H.I.E.L.D. field personnel agent have crashed in Dracula's, simultaneously several Avengers members also flushed. 而就在这个时候德古拉的家门被人强行撞开,一队全副武装的神盾局外勤特工们冲进了德古拉的家中,同时好几名复仇者联盟的成员也冲了进来。 „Cannot move, Dracula, Wang|King of vampire. You had been surrounded!” Deadpool Wade Wilson is pointing at Dracula with two pistols, he uses an excited tone saying: „Aha! Yo has not thought that I can catch a big fish unexpectedly! Wang|King of vampire, an evading arrest big fish! What in your quilt is the fresh red thing? Person blood? Really disgusting!” Speaks Deadpool to place under one's nose to smell the cup. However is the flavor a little not quite probably right? “不许动,德古拉,吸血鬼之王。你已经被包围了！”死侍韦德-威尔逊用两把手枪指着德古拉,他用一种兴奋的语气说道:“啊哈！没哟想到我居然能抓到一条大鱼！吸血鬼之王,一条漏网大鱼！哦,你被子里鲜红色的东西是什么？人血吗？真恶心！”说着话死侍就把杯子放在鼻子底下闻了闻。但是味道好像有点不大对？ But was surrounded Dracula actually sits on the chair light saying: „No, I to blood allergy, and dizzy blood. Therefore I only drink the tomato juice.” 而被包围了的德古拉却坐在椅子上淡淡的说道:“不,我对鲜血过敏,并且晕血。所以我只喝番茄汁。”
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