DTYWIWMS :: Volume #10

#92: Another set of plan

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Sam prepares to start the mighty waves in the Nova Corps preparation university, but this is a Li Jie group of chaotic World Line small board game piece. Even if because does not have Sam, Nova Corps comes to support the Earth's fleet , the Earth entertainment product, will bring back to legion. With the normal levigation time, in all people entire legion conquers. 萨姆在新星军团预备高校准备掀起波澜,而这不过是李杰拨乱世界线的一个小小棋子而已.因为即便没有萨姆,新星军团前来支援地球的舰队,也会将地球娱乐产品,带回军团。用正常的水磨功夫,将整个军团内所有人都征服。 But the composition of Nova Corps, his member came from in Star Alliance each different civilization. Through these Nova Corps soldiers, the Earth culture can invade on each member in Milky Way Galaxy Star Alliance. 而新星军团的组成,其成员来自星盟内各个不同的文明。通过这些新星军团的战士,地球文化可以入侵到银河系星盟中的每一个成员身上。 But putrefication............ But the dissemination of Earth culture, this merely is only a start. Because not only the light is the star legion people likes the Earth culture. Became Skrulls of captive also likes the Earth's entertainment culture. 而腐化……咳……而地球文化的传播,这仅仅只是一个开始。因为不光光是星星军团的众人喜欢地球文化。就连已经成为阶下囚的斯库鲁人也喜欢地球的娱乐文化。 Count Messiah of captured thoroughly became the supporting wholesale of Earth culture. At present became in the Earth's day too happy to think of home and duty, completely had forgotten oneself is a status of captive. 被俘虏的弥撒亚伯爵已经彻底成为了地球文化的拥趸。目前在地球的日子已经变得乐不思蜀,完全忘记了自己是一个阶下囚的身份。 So long as provides the new beautiful play to him, new movie, new game, various types of delicious food. He can treat in the firmness for a lifetime! Perhaps this is so-called otaku. 只要给他提供新的美剧,新的电影,新的游戏,还有各种好吃的食物。他能够在牢里待一辈子！也许这就是所谓的宅男吧。 Count Messiah actually very much has, when a potential in dying fat dwelling, present he every day has wallowed in the overweight person joyful water, but is unable to extricate oneself. Li Jie had listened to a hearsay, that is in the Coca Cola earliest ingredient includes the opium, at that time Coca Cola or cough mixture. 弥撒亚伯爵其实很有当一个死肥宅的潜质,现在的他已经每天沉迷于肥仔快乐水而无法自拔。李杰曾经听过一个传闻,那就是可口可乐最早成分中是含有鸦片的,那个时候可口可乐还是止咳药水。 Because includes the opium . Moreover the flavor is sweet, received praises of numerous person, therefore turned into the present world first drink slowly. Drinks cola to become addicted, most Earthling have experienced similar matter. 但是因为含有鸦片,而且味道甜甜的,受到了众多人的追捧,于是慢慢变成了现在世界第一的饮料。喝可乐会上瘾,大多数地球人都经历过类似的事情。 Present cola should not have the opium ingredient, but can maintain as before makes the person become addicted. Messiah became addicted thoroughly, every day throws feeds his types of fried chickens, the cola burger fries also has the ice cream wait/etc.. His body weight air flush ball general rise, Thor looks at the body weight of Count Messiah rise, voices opinions: „This fellow must become damned fatty sooner or later!” 现在的可乐应该是没有鸦片成分了,但是依旧能够保持让人上瘾。弥赛亚已经彻底上瘾了,每天投喂他各种炸鸡,可乐汉堡薯条还有冰淇淋等等。他的体重吹气球一般的上升,托尔看着弥撒亚伯爵上升的体重,不禁发出啧啧的感叹:“这家伙早晚要成为一个死胖子！” Li Jie heard this saying time unable to bear look at Thor one, thought: Did this goods speak these words to be appropriate? To the Messiah food may completely according to the food that you most like. 李杰听到这话时候忍不住看了托尔一眼,心想:这货讲这句话合适吗？给弥撒亚的食品可完全是按照你最喜欢的食品来的。 Actually not only the light is the Messiah food, Skrulls that other are captured they were provided this class food. And all food were made the symbol, determined all ingredients. From the beginning everybody does not know why Li Jie must such do, but after Li Jie, important reason that talked about. 其实不光光是弥撒亚的食品,还有其他被俘的斯库鲁人他们都被提供了此类的食品。并且所有的食品都被做了记号,测定好了所有的成分。一开始大家并不知道李杰为什么要这么做,但是李杰之后所说的重要的原因。 „Food offensive, or we can call the gene offensive. Through studies to Skrulls', we knew, their diet structures are relatively simplistic. They eat is a named energy block thing.” Li Jie gesticulates started to take is similar to the chocolate bar same thing. “食品攻势,或者我们可以称之为基因攻势。通过对斯库鲁人的研究,我们已经知道了,他们的饮食结构相对单一。他们吃的都是一种名为能量块的东西。”李洁比划了一下手上拿着的如同巧克力块一样的东西。 „This thing nutrient content is truly high, can satisfy an all day nutrition to need together, and supplemented that various types of trace elements, can promote the growth of body. However this thing has a biggest shortcoming, does not have any flavor. Being unpalatable like the energy stick in US forces MRE grain ration. Without the sweet taste, does not have the salt taste, does not have the bitter taste. Swallows in the mouth not to melt, bites like eating the candle.” Li Jie said that this saying shook the head. “这东西营养成分确实很高,一块就能够满足一整天的营养所需并且补充各种微量元素,能够促进身体的发育。但是这东西有个最大的缺点,也就是没什么味道。难吃的就像美军MRE口粮中的能量棒一样。没有甜味,没有咸味,没有苦味。吃进嘴巴里也不会融化,咬上去就像吃蜡烛一样。”李杰说这话摇了摇头。 „We can definitely be Skrulls study food that some they like eating. Your quantity of heat/calories is higher, flavor delicacy, but does not have what nutrition, junk food!” Before the Illuminati people, the nakedness that the Li Jie's words said. “我们完全可以为斯库鲁人们研究一些他们爱吃的食物。你的热量更高,味道更美味,但是却没有什么营养的,垃圾食品！”在光照会的众人面前,李杰的话说的赤裸裸。 „We need Skrulls should better to train Count Messiah such character. Wallows in the game and in the fat dwelling joyful water, the fat dwelling joyful chicken and fat dwelling joyful animation. A long-term plan, probably needs to spend several 10 or several hundred year is completed. We must use various methods, various types of antennas extend to Skrulls' each corner.” “我们需要斯库鲁人最好都培养成弥撒亚伯爵这样的人物。沉迷于游戏、肥宅快乐水、肥宅快乐鸡、肥宅快乐动漫中。一个长远的计划,可能需要花几十或者几百年时间去完成。我们要用各种方法,各种触角延伸到斯库鲁人的各个角落。” „Rotten to the core they, fell they, disintegrate them!” Li Jie raises the arm to shout loudly: „Different with Nova Corps, we must infect this civilization in the propagation mode of virus. They started to respond with hostility to us, I believe that between our two civilization finally war, is only the duration. Therefore we must first a motion!” “彻底腐化他们,堕落他们,瓦解他们！”李杰振臂高呼:“和新星军团不同,我们要以病毒的传播方式感染这个文明。他们已经对我们开始报以敌意,我相信我们两个文明之间终有一战,只是时间长短而已。所以我们要先一步行动！” Compares in being possible to meet appear Child of the Stars and deity accident 1 million years later, Li Jie thinks the close at hand, Interstellar War that possibly recently several hundred years can have is more important regarding Earth civilization. 相比于可能还要在1000000年之后才会出现的星辰之子和天神的变故,李杰觉得近在眼前,可能最近几百年就会发生的星际战争对于地球文明来说更加重要。 If a 200 year later, Skrulls and Earthling fight, Earthling exterminate the clan thoroughly. Then did not need to discuss any Child of the Stars issue again, because of Earthling Death. 如果一两百年后,斯库鲁人和地球人大战一场,地球人被彻底灭族。那么就不用再谈什么星辰之子的问题了,因为地球人都死亡了。 Only then has supported the most difficult time first, Li Jie has the thoughts think that 1 million years later the issue about deity. 只有先撑过最艰难的时刻,李杰才有心思去想那1000000年后的关于天神的问题。 The matter always had the relative importance, Li Jie knew many matters through Sorcerer Ancient One, including Newton, including deity these secrets stories. 事情总有轻重缓急,李杰已经通过古一法师知道了许多事情,包括牛顿,包括天神那些隐秘的故事。 However these matters have the time, that will quickly not occur. oneself and the others do, should be the first present matter arrange/cloth good board game piece. 但是这些事情还有时间,也不会那么快发生。自己等人所做的,应该是先把眼前的事情布好棋子。 Sorcerer Ancient One has not said that oneself unceasing harassment World Line, will affect the later world trend. Refers to uncertain oneself doing over like this, Child of the Stars and did deity that finally makes vanish completely? Perhaps doesn't need oneself to make a move? 古一法师不是也说过了吗,自己不断的扰乱世界线,也会影响之后的世界走向。指不定自己这样弄来弄去,最后弄的星辰之子和天神全部消失了呢？说不定根本不需要自己出手呢？ Therefore Li Jie raises the arm to shout loudly in Illuminati: „Skrulls, people's fat otaku-ing! This is most important Interstellar War that we start! Dr. Hank, is the special food of Skrulls preparation, how.” 所以李杰在光照会内振臂高呼:“斯库鲁人,全民肥宅化！这将是我们发动的最重要的一场星际战争！汉克博士,,为斯库鲁人准备的特殊食品,怎么样了。” Dr. Hank has pushed the black frame eyeglasses: „According to Skrulls' gene characteristics and body absorbancy. I on the crops food to Earth have carried on the improvement. Let some food the quantity of heat/calories start to promote suddenly, and more suitable Skrulls absorption.” 汉克博士推了推黑框眼镜:“根据斯库鲁人的基因特点与身体吸收能力。我对一些地球上的农作物食品进行了改良。让这部分食物的热量开始急剧提升,并且更加适合斯库鲁人吸收。” „Including, waited for food to make the large-scale improvement to the fried chicken, ice cream, carbonated drink and cheese pizza. Becoming conforms to the Skrulls' taste, simultaneously is easier to make them put on weight. And can form the gene to be obese.” Dr. Hank has pushed black frame eyeglasses. “包括对炸鸡、冰淇淋、碳酸饮料、奶酪披萨、等等食物做了大规模的改进。变得更加符合斯库鲁人的口味,同时更容易让他们发胖。并且可以形成基因肥胖。”汉克博士又推了推黑框眼镜。 „Is gene obese?” Thor regarding the obese these two characters, has the feelings probably specially. He asked: „I know that obese not good( he to have patted oneself bulging big belly), but merely is not quite also good, what will have to affect to Skrulls' civilization?” “基因肥胖？”托尔好像对于肥胖这两个字,特别有感触。他问道:“我知道肥胖不太好（他拍了拍自己鼓鼓囊囊的大肚子）,但是也仅仅是不太好而已,会对斯库鲁人的文明有什么影响吗？” Li Jie smiled: „A person obese actually does not matter, was only fat, most affected individual health. However a national obese that is different. Especially is obese to the gene that Skrulls forms. Make the blood of their body massive centralized in some stomach work, reduces to the blood supply of brain. Like this person is easy to feel tired, and does not want to ponder.” 李杰笑了笑:“一个人的肥胖却是无所谓,只是胖了而已,最多影响一下个人的身体健康。但是一个国家肥胖那就不一样了。尤其是对斯库鲁人形成的基因肥胖。让他们身体的血液大量的集中在肠胃部分工作,减少对脑部的供血。这样人容易感到疲乏,并且不想思考。” „A person occasionally feels sluggish, is only lazy one. However a civilization round of laziness, that possibly is the several years or is 10 several years regressing. Naturally, exaggeration that a little I said that the matter will perhaps not be in that situation. However what must say, if Skrulls turns into the dying fat dwelling completely, then they will again not be at least formidable in the Mental level.” Li Jie said. “一个人偶尔发懒,只是懒一下而已。但是一个文明发一下懒,那可能就是数年或者是十数年的退步。当然,我说的有点夸张,事情也许不会到那种地步。但是必须要说的是,如果斯库鲁人全部变成死肥宅的话,那么至少在精神层面上他们将不会再那么强大。”李杰如是说。 „However Count Messiah is we will bury the Skrulls' seed.” “而弥撒亚伯爵将会是我们埋进斯库鲁人的种子。” „Wait, what do you mean?” Because was busy daughter Jenny that looked after was just born recently, Tony Stark for sometime has not come Illuminati, he heard the Li Jie's words, suddenly has not made a turn. “等等,你这是什么意思？”因为最近忙着照顾刚出生的女儿珍妮,托尼斯塔克有段时间没有来光照会了,他听到李杰的话,一时间没有转过弯来。 „ What meaning?? Very simple, in the appropriate time, our family/home is putting some Skrull captives. Let thing that they lead us to make them bring. Li Jie smiled. “什么意思？？很简单,就是在恰当的时刻,我们家是放着些斯库鲁的俘虏。让他们带回去我们想让他们带回去的东西。李杰笑了笑。 But the ponder of Captain Rogers said: „This plan a little risk, is not necessarily able successfully.” 而罗杰斯队长的思考道:“这个计划有点风险,未必能够成功。” „Even if were actually failed did not matter, because we do not need to pay too many things. In fact, Dr. Richards already to Skrulls' gene medicament research was very clear. These fellows are raising also merely waste the grain here. Killed them also to no help, regarding the friction of entire civilization, will not have any neutralization. Why therefore does not put them, experiments? Perhaps will we have other unexpected harvests?” Li Jie said the idea of oneself. “其实即便是失败了也无所谓,因为我们并不需要付出太多的东西。实际上,理查兹博士已经将对斯库鲁人的基因药剂研究的很明白了。这些家伙在养在这里也仅仅只是浪费粮食而已。杀了他们也于事无补,对于整个文明的摩擦,不会有任何的缓解作用。所以为什么不放了他们,试验一下呢？说不定我们会有其他意想不到的收获？”李杰说出了自己的想法。 In Illuminati, the people look at each other in blank dismay, only then Doctor Doom Doom thinks saying: „Wait, by me to your understanding, you should not want to make Skrulls turn into the fatty merely completely. Like this felt, some day will expand the friction finally.” 光照会内,众人面面相觑,只有毁灭博士杜姆想了想说道:“等等,以我对你的了解,你该不会仅仅只是想让斯库鲁人全部变成胖子吧。这样感觉,某一天终会将摩擦扩大。” Li Jie has smiled: „Why this is I particularly appreciates your reason, Doctor Doom. Actually to that day, Skrulls turned into the words of fatty, then I guess that you can taunt one heartily Doctor Doom. This taunt no longer is the US fatty, but is the extraterrestrial fatty!” 李杰笑了出来:“这就是我为什么特别欣赏你的原因,毁灭博士。其实到了那一天,斯库鲁人都变成胖子的话,那么我猜你又可以尽情的嘲讽一番了杜姆博士。这一次嘲讽的将不再是美国胖子,而是外星胖子！” „Lets them for your weight-loss drug, but shivers in your under foot, Doom!” “让他们为了你的减肥药,而在你的脚下颤抖吧,杜姆！”
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