DTYWIWMS :: Volume #10

#311: Night Traveler big marriage (First Part)

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Abandoned the bitter experience of Illuminati dark prison cell not saying that Li Jie recently specially busy. Since because has decided to with the Lan marriage, and both sides guardians met. The arrangement of wedding was also displayed simultaneously the countdown. The wedding is actually a matter of very terrible business. First photographs wedding photo matter. 抛开光照会黑牢的遭遇不说,李杰最近特别的忙。因为既然已经决定要和岚结婚,并且双方家长都见面了。同时婚礼的筹备也被摆上了倒计时。婚礼其实是一件很麻烦事的事情。首先就是拍摄婚纱照这件事。 Many newbie photography wedding photo tossed about unbearable, to seek for the appropriate photography place and angle, wants to obtain a perfect attractive picture to toss about one frequently all day. Especially wants to photograph the different sceneries the words also to need to go to the different places. 很多新人拍摄婚纱照都被折腾的够呛,为了寻找合适的拍摄地点和角度,想要得到一张完美漂亮的照片经常是要折腾一整天。尤其是想要拍摄不同的风景的话还需要去不同的地方。 However Li Jie and Lan compare to have the superiority in this point, because two people can open Gate of Space. They go to Earth any place to select a scene are not any very difficult matters. Can go to Antarctic and penguin group photo, can go to north pole to hold polar bear. polar bear is moved by Lan is surrounding does not dare to move, this is the intuition of animal, like strong animal not hard anti- storm. 不过李杰和岚在这一点上还是比较有优势的,因为两人都能打开空间之门。他们去地球上任何一个地方去取景都不算什么很难的事情。可以去南极和企鹅合影,也可以去北极抱北极熊。被岚环抱着的北极熊一动都不敢动,这是动物的直觉,就像在强壮的动物都不会硬抗风暴一样。 Also can go to Maldives to pat the deep blue sea water directly, or is goes to Xishuangbanna to photograph one group of subtropical characters and styles. 还可以直接去马尔代夫拍碧蓝的海水,又或者是去西双版纳拍摄一组亚热带风情。 Naturally, has been able to follow the photographer who Li Jie they photograph like this not to be ordinary. Li Jie has not invited the photographer who the theater marriage absorbs, because has a person especially qualify to do this matter in his friend. That is Peter Parker. He specially is good at manipulating the photography in the middle school time. An old guest results in camera by superb that he uses, films quite many beautiful pictures. 当然了,能跟随李杰他们这样拍摄的摄影师也不一般。李杰没有请影楼婚摄的摄影师,因为在他的朋友里就有一个人特别适合干这件事。那就是彼得-帕克。在中学时代他就特别擅长摆弄摄影。一台老的宾得照相机被他用的出神入化,拍摄出相当多美丽的照片。 In the Peter Parker life path originally, he also because depends upon oneself the portable candlestick the technology is becoming the Daily Bugle photographer. The dependence trades the oneself selfie according to keep a family the payment school expense. However in this world, Peter life path, because had the Li Jie's intervention, therefore had the huge change. However even if so, the Peter camera technique has not left uncultivated. He frequently is taking the camera everywhere racket the racket. 在原本的彼得-帕克的人生轨迹中,他也会因为依靠着自己的这一手照相技术成为号角日报的摄影师。依靠贩卖自己的自拍照而养家糊口缴纳学费。不过在这个世界,彼得的人生轨迹因为有了李杰的干预,所以发生了巨大的改变。不过即便是如此,彼得的摄影技术还没有荒废。他还是经常的拿着相机到处拍拍拍的。 Therefore the photography work of Li Jie's wedding photo gave Peter to process. As the oneself good friend, he does one's best. 所以李杰的婚纱照的拍摄工作就交给了彼得来处理。作为自己的好朋友,他非常尽心尽力。 But left beside the photography wedding photo, but also needs to prepare a very big banquet. Because royal capital said that Kamar-Taj and Kunlun must come the 1000 many people to keep up appearances to Lan probably. But Li Jie this side words friends and relatives have to relate superhero to put together one by one also to have the hundred person. Therefore the scene can lay down is very big. 而出了拍摄婚纱照之外,还需要准备一个很大的酒席。因为王都说了,卡玛泰基和昆仑大概要来一千多人给岚撑场面。而李杰这一边的话亲戚朋友还有各个有关系超级英雄加在一起也有上百人。所以场面还是会铺设的很大的。 However Li Jie suspected, Wang|King does look for that many sorcerer and martialist comes is must give oneself demonstration of authority? Were oneself here person too few has been able the insufficient scene? Was worried about Li Jie's, Iron Man Tony Stark has given his view. 不过李杰还是怀疑,王找那么多的法师和武者过来是不是就是要给自己一个下马威？自己这边的人太少了会不会不够场面？对于李杰的担心,钢铁侠托尼-斯塔克给出了他的看法。 „Does not need to be worried that the quantity issue, at least the nature very much suffices in this side. For example has like me the superhero town/subdues scene, can go against 100.” Is attempting to make beginning Eva at the same time Tony of number machine work while such was saying to Li Jie. “不用担心量的问题,至少在这一边你的质很够。比如说有像我这样的超级英雄镇场面,一个就能顶一百个。”正在一边尝试制造着Eva初号机的托尼一边工作一边如此的对着李杰说着。 „Moreover you can also draw while convenient Avengers that group of people.” “而且你还能顺便把复仇者联盟的那群人拉过来。” Good, this is a proposition. Although said that Avengers merely is only a second class organization, but at least the reputation is a little not? 好吧,这算是一个提议。虽然说复仇者联盟仅仅只是一个二流组织,但是至少名头还是有一点的不是吗？ „Can Lan marry you? When prepares bachelor's party?!” After Avengers Black Widow Natasha learning of this news excited being ready to fight. “岚要和你结婚？什么时候准备单身派对？！”复仇者联盟的黑寡妇娜塔莎当得知这个消息之后兴奋的摩拳擦掌。 „Wait, my bachelor's party does not dare to invite you.” Li Jie looks at Natasha that pastes, he immediately maintains the distance. Good, this woman is a little fearful, if oneself collected stamps by her words what to do? Was oneself suffers a loss? Lan should there confess? “等等,我的单身派对可不敢邀请你。”李杰看着贴上来的娜塔莎,他立刻保持距离。好嘛,这个女人可是有点可怕的,万一自己被她集邮了的话怎么办？自己算不算吃亏了？岚那里应该怎么交代？ „~! Who mediated you to be concerned?!” Natasha waved: „I want to look for the Lan report gut retaliation!” “切~！谁说和你有关了？！”娜塔莎挥了挥手:“我是想找岚报一箭之仇！” Yes, Natasha and Lan truly have a grudge. Became enemies occurred in the past Tony and Pepper marries on previous late Pepper bachelor's party. At that time Natasha killed the four directions on the table-board greatly, played blackjack at least to win 10 tens of thousands USD. Finally she has bumped into Lan. It is not careful, Natasha not only winning 10 tens of thousands USD lost all, 10,000 multi- USD that but also brings oneself also lost. 是的,娜塔莎和岚确实有仇。结仇就是发生在当年托尼和佩伯结婚前一晚的佩伯的单身派对上。当时娜塔莎在牌桌上大杀四方,玩着二十一点至少赢了十几万美元。结果她碰上了岚。一个不小心,娜塔莎不仅把赢了的十几万美元都输光了,还把自己带来的一万多美元也输掉了。 Then to get back money, 然后为了翻本, Natasha has to borrow the surrounding friend, she borrowed 50,000 USD, finally lost all. Then has no other choice, she bet oneself the match quarter passes of various competitions. For example the New York Knicks match quarter pass( contains playoff), for example New York Yankees the match quarter pass of baseball. Rugby, ice hockey, she detained. Then entirely lost all. This regarding galloping to bet many years of Natasha simply is the great shame. She resolved to losing won, this concerned the dignity! Therefore this time she decided before Lan marries must lose the last underpants to want her continually, when till falling! 娜塔莎不得不把周围的朋友借了个遍,她又借了五万美元,结果还是输光了。然后不得已,她把自己的各种比赛的赛季票都赌上了。比如说纽约尼克斯的赛季票（包含季后赛）,比如纽约扬基队的棒球赛的赛季票。还有橄榄球的、冰球的,她统统都押上了。然后又统统的输光了。这对于驰骋赌界多年的娜塔莎来说简直就是奇耻大辱。她立志要把输了的赢回来,这关乎尊严！所以这一次她决定在岚结婚前一定要把她输掉连最后一条内裤都要当掉为止！ Has saying that the gambling female is really fearful. The small gambling bursts oneself defeat, bets the bankruptcy to open the family/home greatly. Li Jie looked at Natasha one, he thought that perhaps should make education Natasha of Lan in betting the table, making her understand that anything was called gambling to only have the loser. However on the other hand, whom have the Black Widow underpants been able to sell to? Right, NBA star player Durant has published a Twitter probably, said that is willing to drink the Natasha taking a bath water? Really crazy fellow.( Note) 不得不说,赌博女性真可怕。小赌伤身败性,大赌破产拆家。李杰看了娜塔莎一眼,他觉得也许应该让岚在赌桌上教育一下娜塔莎了,让她明白什么叫做赌博只有输家了。不过话又说回来了,黑寡妇的内裤可以卖给谁呢？对了,NBA球星杜兰特好像发表过一个推特,说是愿意喝娜塔莎的洗澡水？真是疯狂的家伙。（注） Besides these people, Li Jie naturally must invite other friends. For example and oneself relations very good mutant friend. Tuvalu's Kitty anything, un, although said that is a little strange. However did not ask others really not to be probably good. However fortunately Kitty looks to this matter opens very much. Although said that she had said oneself likes Li Jie, but Li Jie does not like her, then does not have the matter of means. Kitty is a free and easy female, the life after all is not Qiong Yao ju, nobody because of lacking whom, but suffers extreme distress. It is not everyone will like living to love, individual life forever belongs to oneself in the final analysis. Do you love me, I must manage my oneself well, this matter and you do not have any relations. Even if the marriage volume husband and wife of should also be this actually. 除了这些人以外,李杰自然还要邀请其他的朋友了。比如说和自己关系很不错的变种人朋友。图瓦卢的凯蒂什么的,嗯,虽然说有点怪怪的。但是不请人家好像真的不好吧。不过还好凯蒂对这件事看的很开。虽然说她说过自己喜欢李杰,但是李杰不喜欢她,那么也是没有办法的事情。凯蒂是个洒脱的女性,生活毕竟不是琼瑶剧,没有谁会因为缺少谁而就死去活来的。不是每个人都会爱生爱死的,说到底个人的生活永远都是属于自己的。你爱不爱我,我都要好好经营我自己,这件事和你没有任何关系。即便是结了婚额夫妻其实也应该是这样。 Even if must live together, but also needs to manage individual independent life. After the marriage, under the pretext of family enterprise, husband not in attention speech and behavior, wife not in attention correct manners discipline measuring appliance. The young and promising young fellow turns into the middle-aged greasy male slowly, the pretty fine girl turns into the yellow-faced old woman who talks incessantly slowly. Has not been managing in the final analysis, is suffering oneself and opposite party in the long marriage, simultaneously is loathing mutually. 即便是要一起生活,但是也需要经营好个人的独立生活。结婚之后以家庭事业为借口,丈夫不在注意举止言谈,妻子不在注意仪容仪表。年轻有为的小伙慢慢变成中年油腻男,漂亮精致的女孩慢慢变成唠唠叨叨的黄脸婆。说到底不过是不在自我经营了,然后在漫长的婚姻中折磨着自己和对方,同时相互厌恶着。 Some fragmentary written invitations have not needed to raise, after Li Jie finished these, he already tired does not want to move. However he needs with Lan to discuss that the marriage banquet needs to eat anything, arranges, goes to there to eat. In the Li Rong shop does in Grandpa Li Jie's, outside going does? 还有一些零零碎碎的请帖就不用提了,等到李杰忙完了这一些之后,他已经累的不想动弹了。但是他还是需要和岚商量一下结婚宴席需要吃什么,怎么筹备,去那里吃。是在李杰的爷爷李荣的店里做,还是去外面做？ However this matter has not needed Li Jie to worry, that side Kunlun gives the decision that Li Jie makes him feel relieved: „Under the Kunlun chrysanthemum Boss Liu of Yangquan restaurant holds the bucket personally, he sits alone thousand people of great feasts!” 不过这件事还不需要李杰操心,昆仑那边就给李杰一个让他放心的决定:“昆仑菊下阳泉酒楼的刘老板亲自掌勺,他一人独坐千人大席！” Note: nba star player Durant once public expression very much admired Black Widow actor Scarlett Johansson, and expressed willingness to drink Scarlet's taking a bath water, he uses this way to make love. Therefore therefore here changes, making him adore Black Widow to be good. As the Avengers member, Black Widow is the semiopen status, Durant knows that now she is very normal. 注:nba球星杜兰特曾经公开的表示很钦慕黑寡妇的扮演者斯嘉丽-约翰逊,并且表示愿意喝斯嘉丽的洗澡水,他用这种方式来示爱。所以所以我这里改一下,让他去倾慕黑寡妇好了。作为复仇者联盟的成员,黑寡妇现在是半公开的身份,杜兰特知道她很正常。
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