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#252: Green Lantern Envoy

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Regarding this pressure in oneself miss, in fact Thor also completely not clear opposite party background. Because Thor goes out today merely strolls to while away the time completes quest while convenient. 对于这个压在自己身上的女士,实际上托尔也完全不清楚对方的来历。因为托尔今天仅仅只是出门闲逛消遣顺便完成任务而已。 Just like before , said that Thor currently has the nod to be big in main world Earth many. He comes this world is prepares to fight to reduce internal heat, raising a disturbance well, then vented the anger, was going home to sleep. 正如之前所说的,托尔目前在主世界的地球多少有点头大。他来这个世界是准备打架败火的,好好的大闹一场,然后把怒火发泄完,接着在回家睡觉。 This is the Thor's plan, such plan is well. However the plan cannot keep up with the change. Because recently Strange bewildered always looks for the trouble of oneself. 这就是托尔的打算,本来这么计划是好好的。但是计划赶不上变化。因为最近斯特兰奇莫名其妙的老找自己的麻烦。 „I said that although I have deceived you, does not have the means to help you attain Spring of Wisdom water anything. However I have not distributed the soul heavy oath, I cannot inherit Kingship of Asgard!” When Strange has looked oneself is troublesome, the Thor righteousness words are saying. “我都说了,虽然我骗了你,没办法帮你拿到智慧泉水什么的。但是我不是也发下了灵魂重誓,我不能继承阿斯加德的王位吗！”当斯特兰奇一直找自己麻烦的时候,托尔义正言辞的说着。 Then Strange may not want to listen to the dog bullshit that Thor spoke, he waved saying: „I finally was to look now. Actually you from the start do not care about Kingship is right!” 当时的斯特兰奇可再也不想听托尔说的狗屁话了,他一挥手说道:“我现在总算是看出来了。其实你就是压根不在乎王位对吧！” „Xxx, was given to discover by you unexpectedly!” Thor is not careful said inadvertently, saying that he recovers immediately: „No, no, no. Actually is not such that you think. I very much care about Kingship. Said me possibly not too suitably, when Wang|King. In fact what I excel is fights, but is not the management.” “xxx,居然被你给发现了!”托尔一个不小心就说漏了嘴,他立马补救的说道:“不,不,不。其实不是你想的那样的。我还是很在乎王位的。只是说我可能不太适合当王。实际上我更擅长的是打架而不是管理。” Strange sneers: „Actually you are cheating this technology to live also very much to have the talent.” 斯特兰奇冷笑:“其实你在欺诈这门技术活上也很有天赋。” „, Inherits probably. Do you know? My younger brother is God of Fraud and Pranks comes actually.” Thor has patted oneself was pregnant has made the DuangDuang sound, and ripples that also swung along with the sound. “哦,大概是遗传。你知道吗？我弟弟其实就是欺诈与恶戏之神来的。”托尔拍了拍自己的大肚子发出了DuangDuang的声音,并且伴随着声音还有一圈圈荡起的涟漪。 Why can look for Thor's to be troublesome as for Strange? Naturally is this year pain that because oneself world will receive in 2100, oneself so was obviously pitiful, couple days ago must eat the Li Jie round dog grain. The experience of oneself is hears simply is sad, seeing bursts into tears! 至于斯特兰奇为什么要找托尔的麻烦？当然是因为自己在2100年世界受的这一年的苦啊,自己明明都这么可怜了,前几天还要去吃李杰发出来的狗粮。自己的经历简直就是闻者伤心,见者流泪啊！ But why will all these occur? Naturally because of present damned fatty! If because of this damned fatty appear, Christine will not be desolate to oneself, oneself also has the opportunity to recover her. 而为什么这一切都会发生呢？当然是因为眼前的这个死胖子啊！如果不是因为这个死胖子出现,克丽丝丁就不会对自己那么冷淡,自己还有机会追回她。 After oneself not, inexplicable participation Penny surgery, after not, resigns to work as any Médecins Sans Frontières. Finally was grasped, when the Sorcerer Surpreme replacement, meanwhile must momentarily possibly start the threat of Death attack facing oneself senior disciple brother Doom. 自己也不会之后莫名的参与潘妮的手术,更不会之后辞职当什么无国界医生。最后被抓去当至尊法师后补,同时还要面对自己师兄杜姆随时可能发动死亡攻击的威胁。 Such oneself not but for this reason under drinking the sorcerer medicament makes oneself bald, finally do not come to here to suffer hardships to practice. Who are all these causes?! Naturally was this damned fatty! 这样自己也不会为此而喝下法师药剂弄得自己秃头,更不会最后还要来这里受苦修行。这一切的起因都是谁？！当然是这个死胖子了！ Strange inexplicable getting angry, actually he is recent one year of vent well suppressing. Therefore Strange inexplicable wants to look for the Thor stubble. 斯特兰奇莫名的来火,其实他就是最近一年没有好好的发泄给憋得。所以斯特兰奇莫名的就想要找托尔茬。 However for does not destroy the base, restraint that very therefore two people fights hit. Is fighting that the dodging revolutions in small scale organizes. Quite the fine fighting style of one 90s Hong Kong movie. 不过为了不破坏基地,所以两人的战斗还是打的很克制的。都是小规模内的闪转腾挪的打斗。颇有一种九十年代港片的精致打斗风格。 Originally Strange's combat capability is very big compared with Thor or the disparity. However is recent one year of unceasing struggle to make him grow much. In addition Thor also kept the strength in the base, unexpectedly therefore two people hit has to have. 原本斯特兰奇的战斗能力比起托尔还是差距很大的。但是最近一年不断的斗争让他成长不少。再加上托尔在基地内也有所留力,所以两人居然打的有来有回的。 However hits are many Thor also to think a little bored, oneself cannot make into the life unable to take care of oneself Strange. Otherwise Sorcerer Ancient One will definitely look for the trouble of oneself, therefore he has a look to have quest to the Li Jie application to do. 不过打的多了托尔也觉得有点无聊,自己又不能真的把斯特兰奇打成生活不能自理。不然的话古一法师肯定会找自己的麻烦,所以他向李杰申请看看有没有任务可以做。 Best to be able temporarily to leave around Strange's a while. 最好是能暂时离开斯特兰奇的周围一会儿。 Also really let alone, on Li Jie also really has field personnel quest to do to Thor. The Thor three different shapes, the obese shape, the Divine Dragon Great Hero shape( uses equipment that Tony gives) in any case as well as the God of Thunder Thor shape. 还真别说,李杰手上还真的有外勤任务给托尔去做。反正托尔有三种不同的形态,肥胖形态,神龙大侠形态（使用托尼给的装备）以及雷神托尔形态。 He can the interconversion in three shapes, therefore he goes out does not need to camouflage. Because that heavy meat is the best camouflage. Receives the meat, launches the meat, this completely is the people of two different shapes, some people will not relate a person these two completely. 他能在三个形态之间相互转换,所以他出门都不需要伪装。因为身上那沉甸甸的肉就是最好的伪装。把肉收起,把肉展开,这完全就是两个不同形态的人,完全不会有人把这两者联系成一个人。 This may compared with putting on black frame eyeglasses, on the hair combs quiff therefore entire world's not to know camouflage method reasonable many of oneself. 这可比戴上一个黑框眼镜,头发上梳一个卷毛于是全世界的都不认识自己的伪装方法靠谱的多。 „Your was quest very simple, saw? This is the Green Lantern Energy furnace.” Li Jie put out one to give Thor with the searchlight same Green Lantern Energy furnace. “你的任务很简单,看见了没有？这是绿灯能源炉。”李杰拿出了一个和探照灯一样的绿灯能源炉交给托尔。 „Your quest goes to make some urban legend to me.” “你的任务就是去给我制造一些都市传说。” „urban legend?” “都市传说？” „Yes! To a water increase material of present more and more mixing. Help/Gang residents some quietly restore energizing of Green Lantern Ring, now had the Public Eye eruptions of several states to rebel. But all these just started.” Li Jie has given Thor the Green Lantern Energy furnace. “是的！就是给现在越来越多混的水添加点料。悄悄的帮一些市民恢复绿灯戒指的供能,现在已经有好几个州的公众之眼爆发叛乱了。而这一切才刚刚开始。”李杰将绿灯能源炉交给了托尔。 Matter that „you must handle now is more disrupts the line of sight. No matter what status I you use to exit, you are give me in brief the incarnation become Green Lantern Envoy. Gives the Green Lantern Ring sufficient energy of person quietly. But my this side will coordinate these motions to carry on the next step plan.” “你现在要做的事情是更多的扰乱视线。我不管你用什么样的身份出去,你总之是给我化身成为绿灯使者。悄悄的给人的绿灯戒指充能。而我这一边会配合着这些行动进行下一步的计划。” „I thought that is the time shouts 【Norman damn, green lantern should stand. 2100, world extraordinarily good luck】 Slogan.” Li Jie seems has the plan and plan of oneself. “我觉得是时候喊出【诺曼该死,绿灯该立。2100,天下大吉】的口号了。”李杰看上去有着自己的计划和打算。 Naturally complies with Li Jie to help Li Jie's plan as Thor that helps to add fuel/thin Jiahuo. At least hits that hits to go and come compared with daily and Strange in base. 作为来帮忙的托尔自然是答应着李杰帮李杰的计划添柴加火了。至少比天天和斯特兰奇在基地里打来打去来的强。 However Thor comes out this world to stroll really everywhere randomly, moreover secretly after to some others Green Lantern Ring can quietly sufficiently, he discovered that this world is really bored. 不过托尔真的出来这个世界到处乱逛,而且偷偷的给一些人家的绿灯戒指悄悄充能之后,他发现这个世界真的是无聊。 „This world does not have cola, does not have Sprit, does not have Finda, not striking, does not have cool. Carbonated drink that can also buy from the convenience store only, only then came from the China production very cola?!” Thor takes oneself has not been seeing the cola packing bottle to size up. “这个世界没有可乐,没有雪碧,没有芬达,没有醒目,没有酷儿。从便利商店唯一还能买到的碳酸饮料只有来自中国生产的非常可乐？！”托尔拿着一个自己从来都没有见过的可乐包装瓶打量着。 He cannot understand the above Chinese completely, but he has not resulted in elects. Because this was the carbonated drink that this world can also choose only. 他完全看不懂上面的中文,但是他也没得选。因为这是这个世界唯一还能选的碳酸饮料了。 Then Burger King also went out of business, KFC is not good, the blue road also collapsed. Thor wants to buy a fried chicken to eat, because of fried chicken manufacture actually very to spend Nengyuan(, no matter fuel oils or electric power, as well as production chicken needs to consume massive energy). Therefore the fried chicken is getting more and more expensive, turns into food that the rich person has been able to eat from original poor person food. 然后汉堡王也倒闭了,肯德基也不行了,蓝蓝路也崩溃了。托尔本来想买点炸鸡来吃的,但是因为炸鸡的制作其实很费能源（不管是油料还是电力,以及生产鸡肉都是需要消耗大量的能源的）。所以炸鸡越来越贵,从原来的穷人食物变成了富人才能吃的食物。 The person who because eats has been short, therefore the business of KFC is less good to do, gradual also bankruptcy. However this cannot prevent average person to eat the fried chicken the desire. Therefore at the right moment, China fried chicken burger chain store magnificence XSHI entered US, even has spread over a wide area world the dining room. Because this was can also provide the inexpensive fried chicken burger place only. 因为吃的人少了,所以肯德基的生意越来越不好做,逐渐逐渐的也就破产倒闭了。不过这并不能阻挡一般人吃炸鸡的欲望。所以适时的,中国的炸鸡汉堡连锁店华X士进驻了美国,甚至是把餐厅开遍了世界。因为这是唯一还能提供廉价炸鸡汉堡的地方了。 Although said that many people are attacking this dining room possibly to use the recycling oil, as well as not good chicken and other issues. However cannot support it to be cheap! 虽然说很多人都在抨击这个餐厅可能使用回收油,以及不太好的鸡肉等问题。但是架不住它便宜啊！ Although the chicken and oil are not quite truly good, but the China chef adjusts the sauce the craftsmanship to be good! So long as makes the sauce flavor thick, then wipes toward burger and fried chicken on, eats does not have problems. Ate in any case has not gotten sick, most was unhealthy, the US people did not eat delicious?! 而且虽然鸡肉和油确实不太好,但是中国厨师调酱的手艺好啊！只要把酱的味道做的浓一点,然后往汉堡和炸鸡上一抹,也就吃不出什么问题了。反正吃了又不得病,最多就是不健康而已,美国民众不也吃的美滋滋吗？！ Likes burger and fried chicken Thor originally in the shop is drinking very cola while is eating magnificence XSHI burger and fried chicken, eats Thor eyebrow to wrinkle the wrinkle, before flavor and him, has been used to it the burger fried chicken was a little different, is somewhat strange, but where could also not say is strange. 喜好汉堡和炸鸡的托尔原本在店里一边喝着非常可乐一边吃着华X士的汉堡和炸鸡,吃了一口托尔眉头皱了皱,味道和他之前习惯了的汉堡炸鸡有点不同,有些怪怪的,但是又说不出是哪里怪怪的。 Thor that originally whiled away the time also when was pondering today should look for which family/home to light Green Lantern Ring secretly. A lovable young beautiful woman ran in the dining room suddenly totteringly, moreover did not pay attention to fall to Thor's, just in his bosom. 原本正在消遣的托尔还在思考着今天应该去找谁家偷偷点燃绿灯戒指的时候。一个可爱的小美女突然跌跌撞撞的跑进了餐厅,而且一个不留神就摔到在了托尔的身上,刚好在他的怀里。 But has not waited for Thor to recover, finally the entrance suddenly intruded several Public Eye members. 而还没有等着托尔回过神来,结果门口突然闯入了好几个公众之眼的成员。 Their fully-armed intrusion dining rooms, this makes the people in entire dining room have a scare, and instantaneous chaotic. The girl melted some attires obviously, her present appearance should not be the original appearance. 他们荷枪实弹的闯入餐厅,这让整个餐厅的人都吓了一大跳,并且瞬间乱了起来。女孩明显是化了一些装的,她现在的模样应该不是本来的模样。 But intrudes girl who the Public Eye member in dining room sees to put the Thor bosom, their subconscious thinks that this girl and Thor are one group. 而闯入餐厅的公众之眼成员看见扑在托尔怀里的女孩,他们下意识的就认为这女孩和托尔是一伙的。 „Ha! Caught you, Green Lantern Envoy! Follows us, otherwise made into the screen!” “哈！抓到你了,绿灯使者！跟我们走吧,否则就被打成筛子！” A Thor face compels ignorant, oneself such quickly has exposed?! 托尔一脸懵逼,自己这么快就暴露了的吗？！
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