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#251: It is not I begins really first

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After God of Thunder Thor is not a little feeling well by Li Jie brings 2100 world, many. He is not willing to help to fight actually not saves world anything while convenient, actually Thor is very willing to hit one to vent the oneself anger in the place outside main world greatly. 雷神托尔被李杰带来2100年的世界后多少有点不爽。倒不是他不愿意帮忙打架顺便拯救世界什么的,其实托尔还是挺愿意在主世界之外的地方大打一场来发泄一下自己的怒火的。 Actually Thor also accumulated a lot of pressures recently. The pressure came from ‚many girlfriends’ mainly this matter. This makes him feel Alexander. Li Jie had asked Thor, how many wives can Asgard marry to be many? For example three wife four concubine anything. 其实托尔最近也积累了很多的压力。其压力主要来自‘许多女朋友’这件事。这真的让他感觉到亚历山大。李杰曾经问过托尔,阿斯加德是不是能娶多几个老婆？比如说三妻四妾什么的。 Thor once righteousness saying with stern words: „Our Asgard does not permit to marry seven wives!” 托尔曾经义正严辞的说道:“我们阿斯加德不准娶七个老婆！” After Li Jie hears this saying, has smiled one lowly: „Then your might as well Wei Xiaobao.” 李杰听到这话之后低笑了一声:“这么说来你还不如韦小宝。” „Who is Wei Xiaobao?” Thor is a little ignorant. “韦小宝是谁？”托尔有点懵。 „In superhero that China appeared and disappeared long ago, he has seven wives. Moreover suspends average. Does not think that you are so useless, does not handle including several girlfriends.” Li Jie at that time quite saying of taunt. “一个在中国早些年出没的超级英雄,他就有七个老婆。而且还摆的平平的。不想你这么没用,连几个女朋友都搞不定。”李杰当时颇为嘲讽的说道。 But counter-attack that Thor also refuses to admit being inferior: You who „said have skill to be the same very much, you have the skill words to come back the same place that mutant female President also belt/bring! You think that I am blind? I can look at that young attractive female mutant that called Kitty had the favorable impression to you. You give a try with Lan said you take two both to want, I will have a look at you to live am seeing noon tomorrow 12 Sun!” 而托尔也不甘示弱的反击:“说的你很有本事一样,你有本事的话就把那个变种人女总统也带回来一起啊！你以为我眼瞎吗？我可是看得出来那个叫凯蒂的年轻漂亮的女变种人对你有好感。你试试看和岚说你要两个都要啊,我看看你能不能活着见到明天中午十二点的太阳！” Li Jie:...... This XXX! even/including Fei this lifeform such will quarrel, cursed at people exposes shortcomings specially! 李杰:……这XXX的！什么时候连肥托这种生物都这么会吵架,骂人专揭短了！ Therefore Thor's pressure greatly real, he needs to solve Jane Foster and Christine issue. Actually regarding these two females, he is a little hard to choose. To be honest his two both like. However he actually cannot shout 【I all want】 Words. 所以托尔的压力大是真的,他需要解决简-福斯特和克里斯丁的问题。其实对于这两个女性,他真的有点难以抉择。说实话他两个都喜欢。但是他却不能喊出【我全都要】的话。 Because these two are the independent females, was impossible saying that anything waited on a husband. But Thor cannot demand. As for Martial Goddess Sif, what Thor are more is her ally, when the ordinary friend and can trust. Two people were too familiar, since childhood grows up. Thor does not come the electricity to Sif really completely. Even if Odin assigns her to become the oneself wife, Thor did not feel as before. This matter cannot demand. 因为这两人都是独立女性,不可能说什么共侍一夫的。而托尔也不能强求。而至于女武神希芙,托尔更多的是把她当普通朋友和可以信赖的战友。两人真的太熟悉了,从小长大。托尔对希芙是真的完全不来电。就算是奥丁指定她成为自己的妻子,托尔依旧是毫无感觉。这事是不能强求的。 But Storm's words that was more troublesome. It is not oneself provokes completely, oneself has been hiding her. Even if the explicit rejection is also useless, she will paste, is makes the person have a headache really! Thor first four big. 而暴风女的话那就更加麻烦了。完全不是自己招惹的,自己一直在躲着她。就算是明确拒绝也没用,她还是会贴上来,真的是让人头疼啊！托尔一个头四个大。 In fact Thor when is younger( Thor, although according to the Asgard's age calculates that just now grows up is too not long, but according to the humankind age calculates that several hundred years) had many women. Then Thor did not understand anything to be called the respect female, he at that time was true caring about nothing ‚person’ gods, with present God of Thunder is two lifeform. 实际上托尔在更加年轻的时候（托尔虽然按照阿斯加德的年龄来算才刚成年不算太久,但是按人类的年纪算已经好几百岁了）可是拥有过很多女人的。当时的托尔可不懂什么叫做尊重女性,他那个时候可是真正的毫不在乎‘人’的神明,和现在的雷神斯加是两种生物。 Goes to believe in the Asgard's state to any( is not only Earth, many outside planet) , he so long as will cancel the finger have one group of female mortal and his night of looseness. But can serve the Thor's female also but therefore in local status when the water rises, the boat does too, if can be with on the Thory's child( regardless of genuine and fake) will be presented as the god child, is honored as half god. 去到任何一个信奉阿斯加德的国度（不仅仅是地球,还有很多外星球）,他只要勾一勾手指就会有一堆女凡人和他一夜风流。而能侍奉托尔的女性也会因此而在当地地位水涨船高,要是能怀上托儿的孩子（无论真假）都会被奉为神子,被誉为半神。 For this matter initial Loji does not know that has quarrelled many time putting up with Thory. 为了这事当初的洛姬不知道和托儿吵过多少次的架了。 „Can't you manage your lower part?!” After Loji every time discovered oneself and elder brother descend to earth together, after the oneself elder brother resting palace the beautiful woman who would various appear types not knowing, her each time very violent anger: „You are the Asgard's god, male dog that can like being in heat!” “你就不能管一管你的下半身？！”当洛姬每一次发现自己和哥哥一起下凡后,自己哥哥的寝宫内总会出现各种不认识的美女之后,她每一次都很暴怒:“你是阿斯加德的神,能不能不要像发情的公狗一样！” „Moreover do you know that you stay behind heir's words on the bodies of these women by some chance, that will be the Asgard biggest scandal!” “而且你知不知道万一你在这些女人的身上留下子嗣的话,那将是阿斯加德最大的丑闻！” But beckoning with the hand of then Thor actually not cared: „ You know that if I do not want. These mortal females are under impossible birth my heir. Even if the so-called half god is impossible. The gods always have the means that I am not the wild dog that Zeus that keeps planting everywhere. Said my 20 year ago butchered one to be known as that was the half god of Zeus illegitimate child? That fellow cannot return the bastard compared with his father, is taking advantage of the status and ability of half god seizes the daughter, 而当时的托尔却毫不在意的摆了摆手:“你知道的,如果我不愿意的话。这些凡人女子是不可能诞下我的子嗣的。哪怕是所谓的半神都不可能。神明总是有办法的,我又不是宙斯那条到处留种的野狗。说起来我二十年前是不是宰了一个号称是宙斯私生子的半神？唔,那个家伙可真的比他老爹还混蛋,依仗着半神的身份和能力强抢民女, Construction palace gods. ” „Said that I butchered this small wild dog to be rid the people of an evil. Actually this fact can carve in my milestone forest makes the roaming reading poems person sing.” Then Thor truly very bastard, because looking handsome, moreover is God of Thunder, therefore his side always not actually mortal female, even is some quite small and weak God's Nation goddess is also very sincere in him. 修建宫殿神明的。”“说起来我宰了这条小野狗应该算是为民除害吧。其实这个事迹可以刻在我的丰碑林上让游吟诗人传唱的。”当时的托尔确实很混蛋,但是因为长得帅而且又是雷神,所以他身边总是不却凡人女子,甚至是一些比较弱小的神国的神女也很倾心于他。 „You think where you good to where to go compared with Zeus that old wild dog?!” Loji very discontented lifts the Thor's quilt, saying that then a face shuts out: „Why doesn't wear the pants?!” “你以为你比宙斯那条老野狗好到什么地方哪里去了吗？！”洛姬非常不满的掀开托尔的被子,然后一脸嫌弃的说道:“为什么不穿裤子？！” Thor snatches to cover to oneself the quilt, somewhat ashamed by he very discontented saying that oneself younger sister sees: „Nonsense! Why sleeps must wear the pants!” 托尔一把将被子抢过来给自己盖上,有些羞耻于被自己妹妹看见的他很不满的说道:“废话！睡觉为什么要穿裤子！” „Was good, you do not know. These accompany the woman who you have slept, that five that for example just walked. And definitely will have 1~2 to declare on the bosom your child. Even if not your, they ask other men to have a child again, then wears to your head. Then will be presented as half god, the god child!” Loji speaks with oneself is really is brushing the Thor shoulder and arm that the scabbard of sword makes an effort: „Do you know this troublesome!” “好了,你难道不知道。那些陪你睡过觉的女人,就比如刚刚走出去的那五个。其中肯定会有一两个宣称怀上了你的孩子。哪怕不是你的,她们再去找其他男人生个孩子,然后戴到你的头上。接着就会被奉为半神,神子！”洛姬说着话用自己真是之剑的剑鞘用力的抽打着托尔肩膀和手臂:“你知不知道这有多麻烦！” Flip-flop brushing sound listens to hurt, Loji is making an effort to hit. Thor that hits very strong muscle( the present could not have seen at that time generally, hid under subcutaneous fat) appear the mild hemorrhage and silt is blue. 劈啪的抽打声听着都疼,洛姬是真的在用力打。打的托尔当时还很健硕的肌肉（现在一般看不见,都隐藏在皮下脂肪之下了）都出现了轻度的出血和淤青。 „hey hey hey! I said, do not hit! You make an effort very much! This is not cracking a joke! Moreover this is also to the rewards of these women. Stops! Really painful!” Then Thor has not held up Hammer of the God of Thunder, the body linked artifact not to have. Only if fights full power, otherwise wants avoiding of non- wound to wear the Loji's attack that five gods install basically is impossible.( Note: The fight and compares notes full power completely is two matters. What then Thor has not understood is keeps the hand to keep the strength. Makes a move to fight each time is either dead or wounded.) “嘿嘿嘿！我说,别打了！你很用力啊！这不是在开玩笑！而且这也算是给这些女人的报酬啊。停下停下！真的很痛诶！”当时的托尔还没有举起雷神之锤,身上连一把神器都没有。除非是全力战斗,不然的话想要无伤的躲开身穿五神装的洛姬的攻击基本上是不可能的。（注:全力战斗和切磋完全是两码事。当时的托尔还不懂什么叫留手留力。每次出手打架都是非死即伤。） „Gets what one deserves! Because wants me to help you clean up the mess each time, do you know each time you have gone to planet, I must look for the woman who various type and you have gone to bed!” Loji speaks to brush made an effort. “活该！因为每次都要我帮你收拾烂摊子,你知不知道每一次你去过的星球,我都要找各种和你上过床的女人！”洛姬说着话抽打的更用力了。 „Day! You should undying all kill them!” Thor suddenly forgets to shout that hurt. “天呐！你该不死把她们全杀了吧！”托尔一时间都忘记喊疼了。 „XXX! I am threatening them to speak at a venture, do not ask a man to have a child casually presses in your head!” Loji is brushing Thor at the same time( Thor:! Pain thoroughly! You make me wear the clothes first, you hit me unable to dodge like this, this is unfair!) At the same time replied: „For does not make Asgard's big imperial prince leave behind the bad reputation everywhere, as well as all kinds of so-called 【Illegitimate child】, I must take the trouble the hard sledding helps you do the broken surface that to wipe the buttocks.” “XXX！我是在威胁她们不要乱说话,不要随便找个男人生个孩子就按在你的头上！”洛姬一边抽打着托尔（托尔:嗷嗷嗷！痛痛痛！你先让我穿上衣服,你这样打我都无法闪避,这不公平！）一边回答:“为了不让阿斯加德的大皇子到处留下臭名,以及各种所谓的【私生子】,我要费心费力的帮你干的破事后面擦屁股。” „Do you know that your actions are very easy to bring various scandals to Asgard!” Finally Loji makes an effort is brushing the Thor's face with the scabbard, on the Thor face painful burning. “你知不知道你的所作所为很容易给阿斯加德带来各种丑闻！”洛姬最后用力的用剑鞘抽打着托尔的脸,托尔脸上痛的火辣辣的。 Thor also very got angry, but is thinking Loji handles these matters also to support does not accommodate, therefore he can only mumble one finally: „Good, I knew. However next time can not apply makeup? I such handsome face, if has destroyed, that may really be a pity.” 原本托尔还挺来火的,但是想着洛姬做这些事情还挺不容的,所以他最后只能嘟囔一声:“好吧,我知道了。但是下次能别打脸吗？我长得这么英俊的脸庞要是打坏了,那可就真的是太可惜了。” Grips tightly Sword of Truth Loji definitely unable to hide the oneself innermost feelings the idea. Although she turned head to stare Thor one merely, Thor to the present still remembers as before that time Loji that just like murderous aura of essence, as well as that frightened oneself to have one year not to dare to look for the words that the female mortal passed the night again: „Next time!” 紧握着真实之剑的洛姬完全无法隐藏自己内心的想法。虽然仅仅她只是回头瞪了托尔一眼,托尔到现在依旧还记得当时洛姬那犹如实质的杀气,以及那一句吓得自己有一年都不敢再找女凡人过夜的话:“还有下次！” Even if to today, Thor thought that oneself became very well. Understands the respect female very much, knows after they are not the toys of man are not the toys of gods. However occasional Thor also inexplicable hits one to tremble. 即便是到了今天,托尔觉得自己已经变得很好了。很懂得尊重女性,知道她们不是男人的玩物也不是神明的玩物之后。但是偶尔的托尔也会莫名的打一个寒颤。 But now, on the oneself fat body was being pressed by a young attractive female, the Thor heart said: „These time is really not the hand that I move!” 而现在,自己胖胖的身体上正被一个年轻漂亮的女性压着,托尔心说:“这一次真的不是我动的手！”
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