DRHARM :: Volume #23 千骑将

#840: The scholar meets the soldier

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The soft knife was usually most formidabe, although Yang Fan has treated in the article Official's Office gate, but he when Ministry of Justice, taking advantage of coping with the exterior contradiction of censor stage melted from internal criticizing very much easily, later was the board of personnel doctor of Chinese medicine, the matter that because he was responsible for was extremely sensitive, entire Imperial Court aspects in staring at him, nobody dares to hold under the cold knife the short rope used to bind animals. 素来软刀子最难对付,杨帆虽在文官衙门待过,可他在刑部时,借着对付御史台的外部矛盾很容易地就化解了来自内部的攻讦,之后担任吏部郎中,因为他所负责的事情太过敏感,整个朝廷方方面面都在盯着他,也没有人敢捅冷刀子下绊子。 This errand has not gotten through, Yang Fan used to leave office from the dirty method, therefore he encountered with the writer truly were not many, his match either was censor stage that class is throwing over the hooligan rascal of civil official long gown, either was the aristocratic family rich and powerful family these dead weight status expensive young masters, otherwise was shouted that hits Khitan people Tujue that shouted " kill ", has never asked for advice the writer cruel times of these disgusting people. 这件差使还没办完,杨帆就用自污的手段下台了,所以他真正跟文人交锋的时候并不多,他的对手要么是御史台那班披着文官袍服的泼皮无赖,要么是世家豪门这些自重身份的贵介公子,再不然就是喊打喊杀的契丹突厥,从未领教过这些恶心人的文人阴损功夫。 Today Yang Fan goes into action for the first time, then has experienced a setback of head, has hot nowhere to scatter, angry nowhere to send, does not have the appropriate method to be in sharp opposition, Yang Fan left a household of unit elegantly, the round trip walks dejectedly, walks are not many sees the Ministry of Justice front door suddenly, these six by, Yang Fan had a look at the double-hour also early, simply to turn Ministry of Justice, visits Ministry of Justice this class old friend. 今天杨帆首度出马,便碰了一脑袋的软钉子,有火无处撒、有气无处发,又没有合适的手段针锋相对,杨帆郁郁地出了户部,垂头丧气地往回走,走不多远忽然看见刑部的大门,这六部本来就是挨着的,杨帆看看时辰还早,干脆拐进了刑部,去探望探望刑部这班老友。 Chendong is reviewing archives in the household department, heard Yang Fan to arrive, immediately welcomed to go out, cuped one hand in the other across the chest to say with a smile: „Second son, which gust this was gives to blow you, you may have the day not to come back the revolutions, heard that you have been promoted with all attendant honor in Guide now Lang Jiang, controlled in Feathered Forest Guards sharpest ‚thousand rode’, congratulations!” 陈东正在户部司批阅公文,听闻杨帆到了,马上迎出门去,拱手笑道:“二郎,这是哪阵风把你给吹来了,你可有日子没回来转转了,听说你现在已经荣升归德中郎将,辖制羽林卫中最精锐的‘千骑’,恭喜呀！” Yang Fan smiles bitterly, beckons with the hand saying: „Do not tease me. Such gets down again, did not need others saying that in my this court attendant on doing.” 杨帆苦笑一声,摆手道:“你就不要调侃我啦。再这么下去,不用人家说,我这个中郎将就干不下去了。” Chendong surprised, said: „Did this saying say? Depending on your skill, but also couldn't renovate that class of army riffraff?, Enters room quickly, we sit said.” 陈东大为惊讶,道:“这话怎么说？凭你的本事,还整治不了那班兵痞？来来来,快进房去,咱们坐着说。” Chendong welcomed sign room Yang Fan, two people took a seat. Yang Fan then bitterly said in the soft nail of household unit bumping to Chen Dong him. 陈东把杨帆迎进签押房,二人落座。杨帆便恨恨地把他在户部碰的软钉子对陈东说了一遍。 Chen Dong listened to laughing loudly: „Haha! Originally is crafty and does not have toward, but the disadvantageous second son also has so admits defeat, is really funny, this matter said that listens to Sun Yuxuan, certainly smiled that guy!” 陈东听了捧腹大笑:“哈哈！原来诡计多端、无往而不利的二郎也有这般吃瘪的时候,真是好笑,这事儿说给孙宇轩听,一定笑死那厮了！” Yang Fan gets angry: „You may suffice the friend, looked that I so feel awkward, do you also smile such happily?” 杨帆怒道:“你可真够朋友,看我这般作难,你还笑得这么开心？” Chen Dong dao: „Why am I unhappy? Wants initially, that to fill toward the censor stage common hooligan cool government official who civil and military is at a loss, under has come the big cropper in your second son, today the household unit small trick, something has been done deliberately made that you do not have the means. What did this call to come? Haha, was right, this called the elephant to eat the lion, the lion ate the beast, the beast ate the lang wolf. The lang wolf eats the wolf, the wolf eats dog. The dog eats the cat. The cat eats the mouse, the mouse eats elephant!” 陈东道:“我为何不开心？想当初,那满朝文武束手无策的御史台一般泼皮酷吏,都在你二郎手下栽了大跟头,今日户部小小伎俩,偏生弄得你毫无办法。这叫什么来着？哈哈,对了,这就叫大象吃狮子,狮子吃大虫,大虫吃豺。豺吃狼,狼吃狗。狗吃猫。猫吃老鼠,老鼠吃大象！” Chen Dong smiled the tears to flow, fished out a side handkerchief from the sleeve, has wiped the corner of the eye gently. Yang Fan hear of he said that a pair of eyes bright, hurried say/way: „Chen Langzhong. And is not busy teasing, you do not know this matter importantly in me. Listened to you saying that is it possible that I should have the means to deal with their?” 陈东笑得眼泪都流出来了,从袖筒里摸出一方手帕,轻轻拭了拭眼角。杨帆听他这么说,不由双眼一亮,急忙道:“陈郎中。且莫忙着取笑,你不知此事于我有何等重要。听你这么说,莫非我该有办法应付他们的？” Chen Dong xiao refers to him saying: „Household unit presses the person, not only your. Has changed other people, or does not have the means. Has to swallow an insult, high and low arranges, four directions request reinforcements, is so, must make household unit that class people no longer feel embarrassed you not to be easy, but this matter to you, is easy!” 陈东笑指他道:“户部难为人,也不只你一家。换了旁人,或者是没有办法的。只好忍气吞声,上下打点,四方求援,就是如此,要让户部那班人不再为难你也不容易,可这事对你来说,却是再容易不过啊！” If Yang Fan has become aware, said: „You said......, My this ‚do thousand ride’ is presents the imperial mandate to form, making me accuse to the emperor?” 杨帆若有所悟,道:“你是说……,我这‘千骑’乃是奉圣谕组建,让我向皇帝诉告？” Yang Fan thinks that then shakes the head saying: „Improper, improper! The emperor opens the mouth, naturally can solve this problem, but the emperor will be also good, soldier under also good, has taken inevitably therefore lightly me. Moreover, such matter do not communicate well, but also requests the emperor to act, asked that who such general could not do, why entrusted me to form thousand to ride.” 杨帆想了想,便摇头道:“不妥,不妥！皇帝开口,当然能解决了这个问题,可皇帝也好、手下的兵将也好,必然因此看轻了我。而且,这么一件事自己都沟通不好,还要求皇帝出面,试问这样的将军谁干不了,又何必委我组建千骑。” Chen Dong dao: „Naturally improper, is not only the improper issue, but also is...... You looked for the emperor, does not help matters.” 陈东道:“当然不妥,不仅是不妥的问题,而且是……你就算找了皇帝,也无济于事。” Yang Fan is then surprised, loses the sound track: „What did you say? Asked the emperor not to help matters, how was this possible?” 杨帆这才大吃一惊,失声道:“你说甚么？找了皇帝也无济于事,这怎么可能？” Chen Dong dao: „Is this impossible? You look for the emperor, the emperor summon the household of unit inquiry, good! Trades to be me is household of unit doctor of Chinese medicine, I without demur, comply immediately, strikes one's chest the guarantee before the emperor, certainly strongly coordinates, completes this matter as soon as possible. Didn't have the issue? Does not have the issue we to walk, goes back the idea to pay the pay and provisions for the military.” 陈东道:“这怎么不可能？你去找皇帝,皇帝召户部询问,好！换作我是户部郎中,我二话不说,马上答应,在皇帝面前拍着胸脯保证,一定竭力配合,尽快办成此事。没问题了吧？没问题咱们就走,回去计付粮饷去。” Chendong smiling tunnel: „ I returned to a household of unit, then makes to appropriate the meaning of land tax, please list one detailed to show, the intercourse archives and various paper black ink writing brush and inkstones, the leptilon canadense grain rations and consumptions, all the row has detailed, has the high-ranking military officer monthly pay how much, the soldiers soldier's rations and pay how much and food and drink rubbish each aspect again, you give me to report one after another come up! 陈东笑微微地道:“等我回了户部,便做出要拨付钱粮的意思,请你列出一个详表来,往来公文、纸墨笔砚、马草口粮、各项消耗,俱都列具明细,再有将官月饷几何、士卒军饷几何、吃喝拉撒各个方面,你都一笔一笔地给我报上来！ Do I attend to official duties impartially, do not have the issue? Who can select my is not? Then you go back and other letter, you must to me the time checking estimate, I drag your several days first, making you run toward the household unit, suffered the day of quickly paying, I told you here signature to be muddled, there thousandth could not distinguish clearly, the sending back displayed. 我秉公办差,没问题吧？谁能挑我的不是？接下来你就回去等信儿吧,你总得给我时间核实估算吧,我先拖你几天,让你一趟趟的往户部跑,捱到快发饷的日子了,我才告诉你这儿签名糊涂,那儿厘分不清,发回重新罗列。 You at the same night rush a job makes one again qualified come, that does not have the issue, what did I call you to arrange in order such carefully make to come? To look for your problem, this our household unit thought that in the case of issuing after due investigation, the digit of that computation as if no discrepancies, we wrangled. 你就算连夜赶工再做出一份合格的来,那也没问题,我叫你列这么细做什么来的？就是为了找你毛病,这一项我们户部觉得不在核发之例,那一项计算的数字似乎有出入,咱们就扯皮吧。 You have the skill to continue to look for the emperor, the good and evil you are also daily life eight, overawe a side Great General, you can lose that face you to go, we are not do not give the office, but does not gather the custom unable to manage, the emperor cannot pick up my wrong, can you I be what kind of? When you look for several times emperors, you must drop an incompetent impression before the emperor, you do not look for the emperor, we such are towing, at this time already passed the day of paying, at the appointed time looked is whose two being a scapegoat top of the heads belches smoke! ” 你有本事就继续去找皇帝,好歹你也是起居八座、威震一方的大将军,你丢得起那个脸你就去,我们可不是不给办,而是不合规矩不能办,皇帝也挑不出我的错来,你能把我怎么样？等你多找几次皇帝,你在皇帝面前就得落下一个无能的印象,你不找皇帝,咱们就这么拖着,这时候早就过了发饷的日子了,到时看是谁两头受气头顶冒烟儿！” Yang Fan listened, cold air has fled from the sole to the end the center, cold. 杨帆听了,一股寒气从脚底一直窜到头顶心,冷嗖嗖的。 Chendong faint smile tunnel: „Second son, this is only the means that I spoke thoughtlessly say, must renovate you, I also had the method of being asks you to be speechless, in this gate, you waited the time to be short, did not know that this soft knife murder, did not see the blood!” 陈东似笑非笑地道:“二郎啊,这只是我随口就说出来的办法,真要整治你,我还有得是叫你无话可说的手段,在这公门之中,你待得时间还是短呐,不晓得这软刀子杀人,都是不见血的！” Yang Fan inspired, sets out good to Chendong seriously a ritual, said: „Yes! The Yang Fan magical skill was superficial, but must ask Chen brother to advise!” 杨帆吸了口气,起身向陈东郑重地行了一礼,道:“是！杨帆的道行到底是浅薄了些,还要请陈兄指教！” Chen Dong hurries to set out to return salute , helping up Yang Fan saying: „It is not applicable, is not applicable, the second son so big ritual, Chen may unable to receive. Actually, is more cunning than this household of unit method, your Yang second son deals is accomplishes a task with ease. This time, you were too close to the problem.” 陈东赶紧起身还礼,搀起杨帆道:“使不得,使不得,二郎这般大礼,陈某可受不起。其实,比这户部手段更加刁钻的,你杨二郎应对起来都是游刃有余呀。这一次,你真的是当局者迷了。” Yang Fan doubts saying: „How did this words say?” 杨帆疑道:“此话怎讲？” Chen Dong dao: „Because before you, faces, either is the great person who keeps aloof to disdain the so dirty method. Either is the cool government official strong thief of straightforward real swords and spears, you knew that copes with them to use any method. Now, you have worked as the refined dignified officials them, only wants to be reasonable to them, actually does not know that this class person had an intention black, was meaner than that hooligan rascal, how did you win them?” 陈东道:“因为你以前面对的,要么是高高在上不屑这般龌龊手段的大人物。要么是直来直去真刀真枪的酷吏强贼,你晓得对付他们用什么手段。现在呢,你是真把他们当了斯文体面的官宦,只想跟他们讲道理,却不知这班人黑起心来,比那泼皮无赖还要下作,你如何赢得了他们？” If Yang Fan has become aware, said scruple: „That...... How should I do?” 杨帆若有所悟,迟疑道:“那么……我该怎么做？” Chen Dong expecting too much tunnel: „My second son, aren't you clear? You now is a soldier! The scholar meets the soldier, does not talk clearly rational! A your big end of soldier. Did not speak the fist to them, was bent on having to go to be reasonable following their customs, wasn't your this asks for trouble?” 陈东恨铁不成钢地道:“我的二郎,你怎么还不明白？你现在是兵啊！秀才遇见兵,有理说不清！你一个大头兵。不跟他们讲拳头,偏要顺着他们的规矩去讲道理,你这不是自讨苦吃吗？” „Haha! I understood!” “哈哈！我明白了！” Yang Fan fist palm intersection, wiped the happy expression passing over gently and swiftly brow tip. 杨帆拳掌相交,一抹喜色掠过眉梢。 This time, Yang Fan is in the bureau really and does not engage in introspection. Specially the civil officials who first time in Israeli troops the status of military officer and these play the mind have to do, at others home games. According to rule that others establish. Disputes to pit that he buries following others, his how could undefeated? 这一次,杨帆真的是身在局中而不自省了。头一次以军中将领的身份和这些专门玩心眼的文官们打交道,在人家的主场。按照人家设定的规则。顺着人家给他埋的坑去较量,他岂能不败？ Before this lawsuit projects on imperial, he holds true, the issue is he, if before going imperial complained, first fell the hinayana, the opposite party had feared that had made already the preparation, at the appointed time then had 10,000 principle theories not to be unclear. Since is the household unit creates obstacles obviously. He noisily is then bigger why not, must make before imperial , must make the opposite party go noisily, that grasps actively. 这场官司打到御前他都有理的,问题是他要是去御前告状,先就落了下乘,对方怕是早就对此做了准备,到时便有10000个理也理论不清。既然明明是户部刁难。他便闹大一些又何妨,真要闹到御前,也得让对方去闹,那才掌握主动。 Yang Fan universality of contradictions. Laughs saying: „A Chen Langzhong language awakens dreamboat, Yang knows how now should do, this then goes back to arrange! Another day I ‚am drunk in daughter’ give a banquet to express thanks, must ask two gorgeous Hu Ji to have a drink to you surely, haha, I walked first.” 杨帆茅塞顿开。哈哈大笑道:“陈郎中一语惊醒梦中人,杨某现在知道该怎么做了,这便回去安排！改日我在‘千金醉’设宴相谢,定要找两个艳丽的胡姬给你陪酒,哈哈,我先走了。” The Chendong great happiness, ‚daughter is drunk’ the liquor is good, there Hu Ji is better, what what a pity is, ‚daughter is drunk’ the liquor is expensive, there beautiful enchanting Hu Ji price is more expensive, by his salary, usually greatly does not give up. Chen Dong is too busy to pursue the entrance, beckons to say to Yang Fan longingly: „Second son, a word is uncertain! Said it and meant it!” 陈东大喜,‘千金醉’的酒好,那儿的胡姬更好,可惜的是,‘千金醉’的酒贵,那儿艳美妖娆的胡姬价钱更贵,以他的俸禄,平时也不大舍得去的。陈东忙不迭追出门口,依依不舍地向杨帆招手道:“二郎,一言不定！一言为定呐！” * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ „Duke kitchen” meals, six recognition best is the household unit. “公厨”伙食,六部公认最好的就是户部。 Of household unit tube land tax, inside six is richest, household unit Shangshu and Vice minister prime minister of Duke meal compared with it politics hall is also not the least bit off, as for the meals of following difference Official's Office service, can compare favorably with the meals of other yamen doctor of Chinese medicine gentry official first-level officials. 户部管钱粮,有六部里头最有钱,户部尚书和侍郎的公餐比之政事堂的宰相们也丝毫不差,至于下面的差官衙役的伙食,也可以比得上其他衙门郎中员外郎一级官员的伙食了。 This day noon, early „Duke kitchen” in fluttered the fragrance of meal, today cooks had the fish also to have the chicken, the meat greets the nostrils fragrant, the ding sound of loose alley, the official petty officials of various departments then in abundance rushed to „Duke kitchen”. 这日晌午,早早的“公厨”里就飘出了饭菜的香味儿,今日炖的有鱼还有鸡,肉香扑鼻,散衙的钟声一响,各部各部的官员小吏们便纷纷赶往“公厨”。 Walking of being an official must extremely be leisurely and refined, they did not fear that the meal was polished, their chef already gave Sheng Hao, but these miss the Official's Office services to go on a trip in a hurry, lest went late only to remain some fish head chicken feet 当官的走得慢条斯理、极其斯文,他们是不怕饭菜被打光的,他们那一份儿厨子早就给盛好了,而那些差官衙役们则行色匆匆,唯恐去晚了就只剩些鱼头鸡脚 Catches up with first to „Duke kitchen” a class of difference Official's Office service must enter the meals room shortly, listens to the distant place one to shout curses to shout at suddenly, the people stop to look to the distant place, here is the yamen, who dares loudly to clamor here, spoken language also...... So uncouthly? 最先赶向“公厨”的一班差官衙役眼看就要进了膳房,忽听远处一番叫骂叱喝,众人驻足向远处看去,这里是衙门,谁敢在这里大声喧哗,言语还……如此粗鲁？ Inside the household unit do not say that petty clerk and idea history, the standard matter and palm are solid, is these Xu disciple messengers, is knows the book to reach the ritual cultural worker, naturally disdains. The people stretch the neck to look toward noisy place, saw a messenger of guarding a gate staggering to run away from the mansion alley entrance, in the mouth yelled: „It is not good! The armed forces slaves rush to the alley...... Oh......” 户部里边不要说书吏、计史、典事、掌固,便是那些胥徒差役,也都是知书达礼的文化人儿,自然不屑。众人抻着脖子往嘈杂处一瞧,就见一个守门的差役踉踉跄跄地从府衙门口逃了进来,口中大叫道:“不好啦！军奴闯衙……哎哟……” The words, his tumble had still not fallen on the ground, one group of armed forces Han/man with mad bull runs, cast off the big foot to tread from him in noisy disorder. 话犹未了,他就一跤跌在地上,一群军汉跟疯牛似的跑进来,甩开大脚丫子乱烘烘地从他身上踏了过去。 The household unit audiences miss the officer dumbfoundedly, sees that group of armed forces to run up to front of them crassly, shakes the upper arm to push them one side, then the noisy crowd rushed in the Duke kitchen, keeps their tip of the nose, only has strong perspiration sour sweat tastes. 户部众差官目瞪口呆中,就见那群军汉骂骂咧咧地跑到他们面前,晃开膀子把他们挤到一边,便一窝蜂地闯进了公厨,留在他们鼻端的,只有一股股浓烈的汗酸汗臭味儿。 【The last ten days of the month, asked the monthly ticket and recommendation ticket to all Youcheng! Thank the country dead young Qing Jishu the friend becomes the 100 th hegemon, we two hundred written pledges of sworn brothers, thank everybody's support now. Closes the pass/test to present another's regards respect】( To be continued please search the floating astronomy, the novel is better to renew is quicker! 【下旬了,向诸友诚求月票、推荐票！感谢国殇庆忌书友成为第100名盟主,偶们现在有两本百盟书啦,衷心感谢大家的支持。关关拜上】(未完待续请搜索飄天文學,小说更好更新更快! ps: 【The last ten days of the month, asked the monthly ticket and recommendation ticket to all Youcheng! Thank the country dead young Qing Jishu the friend becomes the 100 th hegemon, we two hundred written pledges of sworn brothers, thank everybody's support now. Closes the pass/test to present another's regards respect】 ps:【下旬了,向诸友诚求月票、推荐票！感谢国殇庆忌书友成为第100名盟主,偶们现在有两本百盟书啦,衷心感谢大家的支持。关关拜上】
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