DRHARM :: Volume #12 啼笑姻缘

#303: Nuptial chamber? Nuptial chamber!

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A muddy Daoist does to say with a smile: „Xue Master catches up hurriedly, has forgotten the preparation congratulatory gift. Xue Master said that oneself disciple gets married, where is the master can a gift not prepare, therefore......, Went back to prepare the congratulatory gift, hehe......” 一浊道人干笑道:“薛师匆忙赶来,忘了准备贺礼。薛师说,自家弟子成亲,做师傅的哪能连件礼物都不准备呢,所以……,回去准备贺礼了,呵,呵呵……” Yang Fan listened, somewhat cannot help smiling. 杨帆听了,有些忍俊不禁。 The Xue Huaiyi manner moral character no doubt made person not dare to think highly, but this person a little rivers and lakes loyalty, Yang Fan, although disdained its gain of fame and fortune way, does not want to study him, but cared for own Monk Xue Da quite to have the meaning of being intimate with this sincerity. 薛怀义的为人品性固然令人不敢恭维,不过此人很有一点江湖义气,杨帆虽不屑其发迹途径,也不想学他,但是对这位真心关爱自己的薛大和尚还是颇有亲近之意的。 Since Xue Huaiyi departs, in Yang Fan must invite one to enter first muddy, muddy top of the head light light, wears jia Lou, in He Ke quite alternative. After he takes a seat, the liquor also drinks, the meat also to eat, is completely at ease, manner calm time, everybody thought the alternative. 薛怀义既然离去,杨帆只得先邀一浊入内,一浊头顶光光、身披袈娄,在贺客之中颇为另类。等他入座之后,酒也喝、肉也吃,坦然自若,神态从容的时候,大家就更觉得另类了。 The wedding breakfast has carried on less than half double-hour, the voice of master has made a sound once again: „Protects the country masters and Baima Temple abbots to cherish the righteousness Grandmaster to *” 喜宴又进行了小半个时辰,司仪的声音再度响了起来:“护国法师、白马寺方丈怀义大师到*” Yang Fan and the others welcomed to go out once again, saw a Xue Huaiyi scarlet cassock, bald under light sparkling, about was accompanying greatly one, great six and the others, behind was also standing in them four strong monks, lifted a shining fruit tree with the cross wooden frame and rope, on the fruit tree seemed to be small red lantern the sparkle. 杨帆等人再度迎出门去,就见薛怀义一身大红袈裟,一颗秃头在灯光下闪闪发光,左右陪着弘一、弘六等人,在他们身后还站着四个膀大腰圆的和尚,用十字木架和绳索抬了一棵金灿灿的果树,果树上似有一颗颗小红灯笼似的闪闪发光。 Xue Huaiyi sees Yang Fan, then laughs saying: „Good disciple, to be drunk for master, forgets today unexpectedly is your great happiness day, your six fellow apprentices reminded fortunately, haha, looks at your present appearance, the appearance that but also somewhat the bridegroom coiled, congratulated and congratulates!” 薛怀义一见杨帆,便大笑道:“好徒儿,为师酒醉,竟然忘了今天是你大喜的日子,亏得你六师兄提醒,哈哈,看你如今模样,还真有几分新郎绾儿的样子啊,恭喜、恭喜！” Yang Fan goes forward to salute upon meeting hastily, said: „Disciple Yang Fan has seen the teacher!” 杨帆连忙上前见礼,道:“弟子杨帆见过师尊！” Wu Youyi and Qiu Shenji also go forward saying: „Has seen Xue Master!” 武攸宜和丘神绩也上前道:“见过薛师！” Xue Huaiyi beckons with the hand saying: „Oh, does not need to salute upon meeting, did not need to salute upon meeting. Hugely big, today the bridegroom coils in a big way, sprinkles the family/home today is also He Ke, does not need the overly courteous mouth to walk, we go to drink the celebration drink, sprinkled the family/home to come lately, hadn't the nice wine been drunk up by you?” 薛怀义摆手道:“嗳,不用见礼,不用见礼了。天大地大,今日新郎绾儿最大,洒家今日也是一个贺客,无需多礼口走走走,咱们进去喝喜酒,洒家来得迟了一些,好酒不曾被你们喝光了吧？” Yang Fan said with a smile: „Teacher, since came, today certainly or was drunk without the return must say the nice wine, the master felt relieved that disciple here certain tube sufficed!” 杨帆笑道:“师尊既然来了,今日一定要不醉无归口要说好酒么,师傅放心,弟子这儿一定管够！” „Good! So long as there is a nice wine, sprinkled the family/home to feel relieved!” Xue Huaiyi is caressing the belly, careless tunnel: „17, today are your red-letter day, is a master Buddhist, does not have any congratulatory gift to deliver you, delivers you hundred subtrees, hehe, hundred child thousand grandsons, most favorable auspices.” “好！只要有好酒,洒家就放心了！”薛怀义抚着肚皮,漫不经心地道:“17呀,今儿是你的大喜日子,为师一个出家人,也没什么贺礼送你,就送你一颗百子树吧,呵呵,百子千孙,大吉大利。” Small audited, the small face cannot bear is also a wrinkle, the heart said: „Really is. This man how this, does the woman get married for has a child for your man nest nest?” 小蛮一旁听了,小脸忍不住又是一皱,心道:“真是的。这男人怎么一个个的都这样啊,难道女人成亲就是为了替你们男人一窝一窝地生孩子么？” Hong together: „17, the master delivers your fruit tree not to be common, this tree uses the gold to do, jasper as the leaf and hot jade is the reality, hot jade 100, the value daughter, this fruit tree that is priceless!” 弘一道:“17呀,师傅送你的这棵果树可不一般呐,这树以黄金为干、碧玉为叶、火玉为实,火玉共100颗,颗颗价值千金,这棵果树那可是价值连城啊！” Great six connection said immediately: „This valuable tree, the trunk and branches consumes golden 143 jin (0.5 kg) 825 money, but this is not anything, golden valuable jade priceless, this above leaf may all be the superior good archery target jadeite carves, each piece......”. 弘六马上接口道:“这宝树,枝干共耗黄金143斤825钱,不过这也不算什么,黄金有价玉无价呀,这上面的树叶儿可全是上等佳质的翠玉所雕,每一片都……”。 He has not said that Xue Huaiyi stared their one eyes, ridicules saying: „For the master a congratulatory gift that brings from storehouse at will, you show off anything, goes equally!” The mouth was saying, on the face actually shows the self-satisfied look. 他还没说完,薛怀义就瞪了他们一眼,笑骂道:“不过是为师自库中随意取来的一件贺礼罢了,你们显摆些什么,一边儿去！”嘴里说着,脸上却露出洋洋自得的神色。 Xue Huaiyi catches up to drink the celebration drink today, had prepared a congratulatory gift, although is precious, is some gold/metal cake jade pendant kind of things, but he rushed to Yang Residence, happen to heard to eat the guest of dinner served to guests as they arrive to mention the gift that in out of the door Princess Taiping just sent sensationally, on Xue Huaiyi one hear of faces cannot hang. 薛怀义今日赶来喝喜酒,本来是备了一份贺礼的,虽然贵重,也不过是些金饼玉佩一类的东西,可是等他赶到杨府,正好听见在门外吃流水席的客人大惊小怪地说起太平公主刚刚送来的礼物,薛怀义一听脸上就挂不住了。 His person always most likes showing off, he does not dare to compare except for Wu Zetian, before anybody, first be willinglier, which agree makes the peaceful Duke jade tablet press his head, immediately hits the horse to walk without demur, the oath must discover one to press a Princess Taiping gift to come out. 他这人一向最喜欢出风头,除了武则天他不敢比,在任何人面前,都要比个第一才甘心,哪肯让太平公圭压他一头,当下二话不说打马就走,誓要找出一件可以压太平公主一头的礼物出来。 Do not look that his mouth said a congratulatory gift that anything at will brings, actually this magnificent and expensive gorgeous gold/metal fruit tree, that is also unique in his storehouse treasure, for others deliver him this treasure, he also complied with others matter, now gives up reluctantly, taking advantage of the two mouths of trusted friend disciples, will say that knows with the guests who these cannot judge the quality of goods. 别看他嘴里说什么只是随意取来的一件贺礼,其实这棵华贵艳丽的金果树,在他的藏宝之中那也是独一无二的,为了别人送他这件瑰宝,他还答应了别人一件事情的,如今忍痛割爱,正要借两个心腹弟子之口,说与那些不识货的客人们知道。 Finds appearance that these guests marvel at to express admiration, in Xue Huaiyi heart self-satisfied, Yang Fan knows for some time his manner, why hears here known other source to come, but turned round, regarding the so heavy ritual, Yang Fan could not exempt to refuse, later then personally poured out one glass of liquor, asking the bride to offer with the teacher. 瞧见那些客人惊羡称奇的模样,薛怀义心中得意之极,杨帆素知他为人,听到这里已知他方才为何来而复去了,对于如此重礼,杨帆免不得又要推却一番,之后便亲手斟一杯酒,叫新妇献与师尊。 Xue Huaiyi received the celebration drink to toss down, laughs saying: „You go busily, you go busily, sprinkles the family/home from drink wine with two Great General is!” 薛怀义接过喜酒一饮而尽,哈哈大笑道:“你去忙,你去忙,洒家自与两位大将军吃酒便是！” At this time the master also shouted in the entrance: „ The Liang King thousand years old harnessed Yang Fan to listen, must have with also probably welcome slightly again, Qiu Shenji and Wu Youyi has considered a crime to Xue Huaiyi, exited together, only had Xue Huaiyi to sit quietly motionless. His disciples see the master to be motionless , the big thorn sits there does not pay attention. 这时司仪在门口又喊:“梁王千岁驾到杨帆听了,少不得与小蛮还要再迎出去,丘神绩和武攸宜向薛怀义告了声罪,也一同出去,唯有薛怀义安坐不动。他那些弟子们见师傅不动,也都大刺刺地坐在那儿毫不理会。 Wu Sansi is a prince, if by status, is most honored by him, leads the guest including the master, all welcomed, many things around a center meet generally him. Wu Sanen delivered a pair of jade affectionate couple is the ritual, sent for sending the congratulatory gift nature that to be precious compared with Wei King Wu Chengsi, compared with treasure that but just now Princess Taiping and Xue Huaiyi delivered, has not actually caused causes a stir slightly. 武三思是王爷,若论身份,以他最为尊贵,连主人带客人,全都迎了出去,众星捧月一般把他接进来。武三恩送了一对玉鸳鸯为礼,比起魏王武承嗣派人送来的贺礼自然贵重,但是与方才太平公主和薛怀义送的宝物相比,却是没有引起丝毫轰动。 Wu Sansi facial expression is arrogant, swaggering walks toward the hall. Entered the great hall, sees also has the guest to sit there unexpectedly has not moved, then reveals some disfavor. 武三思神情倨傲,大摇大摆地往堂上走。进了大堂,一见居然还有客人坐在那儿没动,便露出些不悦之色。 Xue Huaiyi grabs wine pot, points at him to laugh saying: „Good evening that three graciousness, you come, when is made to drink as a forfeit three cups!” 薛怀义一手抓着酒坛子,指着他大笑道:“三恩,你来的好晚,当罚酒三杯！” Wu Sanen fixes the eyes on looked, chest that very draws out „pū” was shrivelled, hurries to stand on tiptoes the small broken step to move forward to meet somebody, being all smile tunnel: „Oh, Xue Master, originally you also here.” 武三恩定睛一看,挺起的胸膛“噗哧”一声就瘪了,赶紧踮着小碎步迎上去,满脸堆笑地道:“哎呀,薛师,原来你也在这里。” Xue Huaiyi hits liquor belch saying: „Nonsense! Today what gets married sprinkles the disciple of family/home, sprinkles the family/home not here, but where also toward goes?” 薛怀义打个酒嗝儿道:“废话！今天成亲的是洒家的弟子,洒家不在这儿,还往哪里去？” Military three N'dow: „Is is, three graciousness are muddled, how to be cut by broken glass this unexpectedly forgets. Is made to drink as a forfeit by rights ought, is made to drink as a forfeit by rights ought to!” Hurries to suspend three cups, pours out to fill a wine cup tosses down, this meets rudeness with a smile side Xue Huaiyi sits down, pours out one cup for him, said: „Xue Master, please!” 武三恩道:“是是是,三恩糊涂,怎么竟把这碴儿忘了。理当罚酒,理当罚酒！”赶紧摆好三个杯子,斟满酒一饮而尽,这才陪着笑脸在薛怀义身边坐下,替他斟上一杯,道:“薛师,请！” Qiu Shenji looked that Wu Sansi flatters the Xue Huaiyi appearance strongly, secretly sneers: „Xue Master complied to advise for Wei King. He delivers Yang Fan the hundred subtrees, is Wei King delivers his treasure of protecting the house from demons. Wei King must become big week Crown Prince immediately, you anxiously hugged to stroke the foot at this time, but also catches up?” 丘神绩看武三思竭力巴结薛怀义的样子,不禁暗暗冷笑:“薛师已经答应替魏王进言了。他送杨帆的这株百子树,就是魏王送他的镇宅之宝。魏王马上就要成为大周太子,你这时才急来抱拂脚,还赶趟么？” Yang Fan saw Liang King also to have the errand, cannot play itself to accompany, showed a faint smile, to small said: „Walks, we respected a respect to cultivate these countrymen weather in Wenfang to outside not early, a while they must leave at the end.” 杨帆一见梁王也有了差使,不需耍自己相陪,不禁微微一笑,对小蛮道:“走吧,咱们到外面去敬一敬修文坊里的那些乡亲天色不早了,一会儿他们就要散席回去的。” „Good!” “好！” Small complied with one to walk along with Yang Fan docilely outward, Yang Fan went out two steps, suddenly thought that small facial features manner greatly different common, the heart raised a strange feeling. 小蛮温顺地答应了一声随着杨帆往外走,杨帆走出两步,忽然觉得小蛮的眉眼神态大异寻常,心头不禁升起一种奇怪的感觉。 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ The wedding breakfast dispersed finally. 喜宴终于散了。 Original Ma Qiao and tall Ying, Lan Yiqing they also want to tease the bride, the guest who because comes are too many, Yang Fan and small juggles they groups of guests send off one after another, already quickly to three days, if on a noisy nuptial chamber, Yang Fan this nuptial chamber huā candle night feared again was excessively is inadequate. 本来马桥和高莹、兰益清他们还想要闹洞房,但是因为来的客人太多,杨帆和小蛮忙里忙外等他们把一拨拨客人陆续送走的时候,已经快到三更天了,若是再闹上一场洞房,杨帆这洞房huā烛夜怕是就过不成了。 The Ma Qiao mother and dough sheet instruct earnestly, cannot Ma Qiao go bad the good double-hour of others nuptial chamber huā candle, several people one wants also in the principle, to have not given full expression firmly has let up this opportunity, 11 said goodbye to Yang Fan, diverged in light of this does not raise. When the guests have all cleared Yang Fan and small like just fired off weaponry, suddenly thought that the backache back hurts. 马桥娘和面片儿耳提面命,不许马桥坏了人家洞房huā烛的好时辰,几人一想确也在理,只好意犹未尽地放过了这个机会,也向杨帆11告辞,就此散去不提。等到客人们全都散尽了杨帆和小蛮就像刚打完一场仗似的,忽然就觉得腰酸背疼。 The sister and peach plum sway walk, the small faces of two girls by the sweat to huā, they worn out were said to Yang Fan: „Father, wife, please sooner go to bed. The servant girls will clean the reception room cleanly.” 三姐和桃梅摇摇晃晃地走过来,两个丫头的小脸都被汗水冲huā了,她们有气无力地对杨帆道:“阿郎、娘子,请早些安歇了吧。婢子会把客堂打扫干净的。” Chef Lin Xiwen listless tunnel: „Father, is small......, Is busy from afternoon to the present, the water and rice has not stuck to the teeth, small first eats the thing pad the pad to help them clean the reception room.” 厨子林锡文没精打采地道:“阿郎,小的……,从下午忙到现在,水米未沾牙呢,小的先吃点东西垫吧垫吧就帮她们打扫客堂。” Yang Fan does not know how should arrange, unable to bear look at the young barbarian, a small coughs sound track: „You were laborious for day, in the hall this was not busy tidying up first, hurries to eat a thing early to rest. Early tomorrow morning in my shop will send several waiters to help to sprinkle with water and sweep.” 杨帆也不知该如何安排,忍不住去看小蛮,小蛮咳嗽一声道:“你们都辛苦一天了,堂上先这样吧不忙着收拾,赶紧吃点东西早早歇下。明日一早我店里会派几个伙计来帮着洒扫的。” As soon as several people listen to such as the Mongolian pardon, expressed gratitude repeatedly. Slightly shows a faint smile, said: „This thing, you take away, buy several sets of new short jacket. Good, today everybody was laborious, rests quickly.” 几人一听如蒙大赦,连声道谢。小蛮微微一笑,道:“这点东西,你们拿去,置办几套新衫子。好了,今儿大家都辛苦了,快去歇息吧。” „Thanks the wife, thanks the wife!” “谢谢娘子,谢谢娘子！” The thing starts, is several grains of Hong Kong kumquat, peach plum, sister and the others was overjoyed impressively, expressed gratitude repeatedly. Small is also looked that they are really laborious, the middle returns to the new home to make up the makeup changes the garment the time, gets a sudden inspiration, from was traced several grains of pressing Hong Kong kumquat to come by the bottom, at this time happen to applied. 东西入手,赫然是几粒金豆子,桃梅、三姐儿等人喜出望外,连声道谢。小蛮也是看他们着实辛苦,中间回新房补妆换衫的时候,灵机一动,从被底摸了几粒压床的金豆子来,这时正好派上用场。 Yang Fan looks at the young barbarian surprisedly, solemn calm, confident, but also the style of somewhat housewife, does this get married to make the person really all of a sudden mature? Is this that cunning and unreasonable smart-alecky small girl? 杨帆惊奇地看着小蛮,端庄沉稳,胸有成竹,还真有几分当家主妇的气派,难道这成婚可以让人一下子就变得成熟起来？这还是那个刁蛮俏皮的小丫头？ Sister several people were really are also tired have suppressed, the foot heel stood painful, how originally also unconsciously, this rested, was really cannot insist, since the mistress the instruction, speedily the son has then drawn back, only remaining Chen Shouman one step, after waiting for that three people to leave, to Yang Fan said: „Father, Zhao Yu in the future, exhorts the old servant to deliver this congratulatory gift for some reason.” 三姐儿几人也真是累得狠了,脚后跟都站得生疼,原先还不觉怎么,这一歇下来,真是一刻也坚持不住了,主母既然吩咐下了,便一溜烟儿退了下去,只剩下陈寿慢了一步,等那三人离开之后,对杨帆道:“阿郎,赵逾因故未来,嘱咐老奴把这份贺礼送上。” Because of Wei Xiaoman on the scene, Chen Shou had not said much that Yang Fan one hear is Zhao Yu, naturally understands that in fact is Shen Mu gives his newly-married congratulatory gift, east west to succeeding in obtaining, is actually a kraft paper sack, light, does not know that held any thing, Chen Shou has shown a faint smile, drew back to a bridegroom bride bow. 因为小蛮在场,陈寿没有多说,杨帆一听是赵逾,自然明白实际上是沈沐送给他的新婚贺礼,东西接到手中,却是一个牛皮纸袋,轻飘飘的,也不知揣了些什么东西,陈寿微微一笑,向新郎新妇一躬退下。 Things quiet down, in reception room only remaining Yang Fan and young two people. Small sees four people to draw back, the shoulder also collapsed, long breathed a sigh of relief, to be honest, she was also much more tired, on this day, was boils finally. 曲终人散,客堂上只剩下杨帆和小蛮两个人了。小蛮一见四人退下,肩膀也塌了下来,长长地舒了口气,说实话,她也累得惨了,这一天啊,总算是熬过去了。 Small turns around slightly, suddenly finds Yang Fan to visit her, does not have the reason to be also anxious at heart. It is not right, on this day has probably not passed, seems like this new bride has not fulfilled a bride complete responsibility, then should do ”... 小蛮微微一转身,忽然瞧见杨帆正看着她,心里没来由地又紧张起来。不对,这一天好象还没有过去,貌似她这位新娘子还没有履行完一个新妇全部的责任啊,接下来该干什么呢”… In the small mind flashes through the picture that vice- men and women have had sexual intercourse rapidly, its sentiment its scenery called the human eye to be embarrassed smoothly, that was two senior court ladies who in the palace sent by the explanation with «36 Palaces that she knew ** Chart». Small tired has become head sudden when good luck comes the wits are sharpened of one group of starch sobers: „Was right, then should be......, Nuptial chamber? Nuptial chamber!!!” 小蛮脑海中迅速闪过了一副副男女交合的画面,其情其景叫人眼畅耳热,那是宫中派来的两位老女官逐幅讲解与她知道的《36宫**图》。小蛮已累成一团浆糊的脑瓜儿突然福至心灵般清醒过来:“对了,接下来应该是……,洞房？洞房！！！” ( to be continued ) （未完待续） { Floating astronomy thanked fellow book friends' support, your support was we biggest power } {飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力}
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