DMWG :: Volume #6

#571: One the fart collapses

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„gā gā, for Heaven's sake, Master Dog I just regained consciousness must do such important matter, this time leaves certainly behind a deep symbol to Asura Palace, making them know that offends my Master Dog is what kind of fate.” “哇嘎嘎,仙人板板的,狗爷我刚刚苏醒就要干这样的大事,这次一定给修罗殿留下一个深深的记号,让他们知道得罪我狗爷是怎样的下场。” Big Yellow Dog excited scurrying about, went to Asura Palace on difference directly. 大黄狗兴奋的上蹿下跳,就差直接前往修罗殿了。 Tan Lang that looked distressed sees Jiang Chen and Big Yellow Dog decided in a few words must go to greatly noisy Asura Palace, corner of the mouth cannot bear vibrate, these two fellow courage too were at present big, wanderer Asura Palace, this behavior does not dare to imagine single-handedly simply, Tan Lang wholeheartedly wants they to give to rescue Chang Qing, but has not thought really must go to rush to Asura Palace directly, is dangerous, he was too clear, Asura Palace has how strong background, he is clearer than anyone, even if no Battle Emperor expert to assume personal command, did not say that rushes on can rush. 原本愁眉苦脸的谭浪见江尘和大黄狗三言两语就决定要去大闹修罗殿,嘴角也是忍不住抖动了起来,眼前这两个家伙胆子实在太大了,单枪匹马闯荡修罗殿,这种行为简直不敢想象啊,谭浪就算一心想要将常青他们给救出来,但也着实没有想过要去直接闯修罗殿,这其中有多么危险,他太清楚了,修罗殿有多么强的底蕴,他比谁都清楚,就算没有战皇高手坐镇,也不是说闯就能闯的。 „Little Chen, do we want to go to the Asura Palace life-saving really directly?” “小尘子,咱们真都要直接去修罗殿救人吗？” Asking that Tan Lang a little does not believe firmly, although so the Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering behavior is he wants unable to think that but if must do, moral nature that latent excitement, started to move restlessly unexpectedly gradually, the good son to live first, who does not want 1-2 times Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering . Moreover, Chang Qing they, because suffered disaster, he had the reason to rescue him. 谭浪有点不确信的问道,如此惊天动地的行为虽然是他想都不敢想的,但如果真要去做的话,心底那潜在的兴奋,竟然也开始逐渐躁动了起来,好男儿活一世,谁不想有一两次惊天动地,而且,常青他们因为自己遭难,他有理由将其救出来。 „Frozen Hell Prison went, but also cares about this time?” “地狱寒牢都去了,还在乎这一次吗？” Jiang Chen smiled, as the first under heaven Saint, but also does not have the matter that his Jiang Chen does not dare to handle , the tremendous dangers and difficulties cannot prevent him, let alone Asura Palace that did not have Battle Emperor to assume, so long as in Battle Emperor exist(ence), Jiang Chen has not had confidence momentarily runs away, 9-Tier Battle King could not overtake itself, let alone, currently has Big Yellow this evildoer/monstrous talent, coped with 9-Tier Battle King, accomplished a task with ease. 江尘笑了笑,身为天下第一圣,还真没有他江尘不敢做的事情,刀山火海都阻挡不住他,更别说一个没有战皇坐镇的修罗殿了,只要没有在战皇存在,江尘有把握随时逃走,九级战王根本也追不上自己,更何况,现在有大黄这个妖孽在,对付九级战王,游刃有余了。 Listened to the Jiang Chen's words, Tan Lang immediately somewhat is at heart affected, Jiang Chen rushes to Frozen Hell Prison on the same day alone, to rescue oneself will not hesitate entire cold firm to give to destroy, so the magnificent feat, Tan Lang for a lifetime will not forget that Jiang Chen has rescued one time in Southern Continent, now the own second life, can say that will be Jiang Chen gives. 听了江尘的话,谭浪心里顿时有些感动,江尘当日独闯地狱寒牢,为了救自己不惜将整个寒牢都给摧毁了,如此壮举,谭浪一辈子都不会忘记,江尘在南大陆的时候就救过自己一次,现在自己的第二次生命,可以说又是江尘给的。 „Haha, such being the case, the matter is not suitable late, we on depart, must strive now, in Li Tianyang they before falling Xiashan come back handles the matter.” “哈哈,既然如此,事不宜迟,咱们现在就出发,要争取在厉天阳他们没有从落峡山回来之前将事情搞定。” Monk laughs saying that although this fellow is a Buddhism people, but the natural disposition also with the Big Yellow Dog same Lord, anxiouss to stir up trouble, is the exciting matter is excited. 和尚大笑道,这家伙虽然是佛门中人,但本性也是和大黄狗一样的主,唯恐天下不乱,越是刺激的事情就越是兴奋。 Like this type in bystander opinion that is the behavior that makes, the vibration entire State of Liang big event, was actually given sufficiently to make a final decision by several people of minute of minutes, afterward, a three people of dog left Skyhawk island quietly, speeds along to go in the Asura Palace direction. 像这种在外人看来那就是作死的行为,足以震动整个梁州的大事件,却被几人分分钟就给敲定了,随后,三人一狗悄然离开了天鹰岛,向着修罗殿的方向飞驰而去。 All the way, Jiang Chen also has Monk hee to laugh out loud noisily with Big Yellow Dog, probably they are not go to war, but is the traveling is the same, Tan Lang that such scene looks at is also sighed, these three fellows inborn mixes world Demon King, has them in the place, simply gives up any idea of peacefully. 一路上,江尘和大黄狗还有和尚嘻嘻闹闹,好像他们不是去打仗,而是去旅游一样,这样的场面看的谭浪也是唏嘘不已,这三个家伙天生的就是混世魔王,有他们在的地方,根本就休想安宁。 In this world, the matter that only then they do not want to handle, did not have the matter that does not dare to handle. 这个世界上,只有他们不想做的事情,还没有不敢做的事情。 From Chaotic Sea to Asura Palace, has not near distance, but this type nearly regarding Jiang Chen their several Battle King expert, simply was not anything is away from. 从混乱海到修罗殿,有着非常不近的距离,但这种不近对于江尘他们几个战王高手来说,根本就不算什么距离了。 Fierce Yanggao photo, when a three people of dog rushes to Asura Palace, when high noon, Asura Palace superficially as usual tranquil, but in fact, since previous Frozen Hell Prison was destroyed by Jiang Chen, Asura Palace does not have tranquilly, as a result of the Li Tianyang anger, making the Asura Palace overall atmosphere somewhat depressing. 烈阳高照,当三人一狗赶到修罗殿的时候,正值正午,修罗殿表面上看和以往一样平静,但事实上,自从上次地狱寒牢被江尘摧毁之后,修罗殿就没有平静过,由于厉天阳的怒火,使得修罗殿整体的气氛都有些压抑。 The day before yesterday Jiang Chen rushed to Skyhawk island exterminate Asura Palace that many genius, but also included several Grand Guardian, was lets in the disciple heart of Asura Palace one nervousness, since also the incomparable indignation, has been the Asura Palace disciple, is their unsurpassed glory, every time goes out to walk sideways, but Jiang Chen's appears, destroys their arrogance completely, thirteen Grand Guardian is killed half, this regarding Asura Palace, simply is the great shame. 前日江尘赶往天鹰岛灭杀修罗殿那么多天才,还包括几位太保,更是让修罗殿的弟子心中都有一种紧张的情绪,同时也无比的愤慨,一直以来,身为修罗殿的弟子,都是他们无上的荣耀,每一次外出都横着走,但江尘的出现,完全打碎了他们的高傲,十三太保被杀了一半,这对于修罗殿来说,简直就是奇耻大辱。 But in the heart of numerous Asura Palace disciple, has had a psychology of fear to Jiang Chen and Ba Zhe (tyrant) Monk, now Asura Palace chases down Jiang Chen everywhere, but in these disciple hearts is actually afraid and Jiang Chen meets, has killed including 8-Tier Battle King, even does not know that gave to wither including other 9-Tier monster King Level Ferghana horse with any method, like this unparalleled crazy demon, once has met, their results were also conceivable. 而在众多修罗殿弟子的心中,对江尘和霸者和尚已经产生了一种畏惧的心理,如今修罗殿到处追杀江尘,但这些弟子心里面却是害怕和江尘遇到的,连八级战王都杀死了,甚至不知道用什么手段连九级妖王级别的汗血宝马都给干死了,这样的盖世狂魔,一旦遇到了,他们的结局也是可以想象的。 Beside Asura Palace, four forms appeared, float in midair, slightly do not hide the meaning of aura, is the high-sounding talk to is not simply good. 修罗殿之外,四道身影出现了,悬浮在半空中,丝毫没有要隐藏气息的意思,简直是高调到不行。 „Our such high-sounding talk, really?” “咱们这么高调,真的好吗？” Monk said that but on his face is having the radiant smiling face, obviously thought that the high-sounding talk is so extremely good. 和尚说道,但他脸上带着璀璨的笑容,显然是觉得如此高调是极好的。 „Little Chen, rushes to Asura Palace hardly is not jokes, even if no Battle Emperor expert to assume personal command, but in Asura Palace at least has no less than eight 9-Tier fights other King Level elder, is not very good to cope, we must arrange the tactic.” “小尘子,硬闯修罗殿可不是闹着玩的,即便没有战皇高手坐镇,但修罗殿内至少有不少于八位九级战王级别的长老,很是不好对付的,咱们是不是要布置一下战术。” Tan Lang open the mouth and said, as the Asura Palace disciple, he regarding Asura Palace background, has the extremely deep understanding, even if no Battle Emperor expert to assume personal command, is no one can rush hardly, the 9-Tier Battle King quantity may be not infrequent, fights other King Level core disciple much. 谭浪开口说道,身为修罗殿的弟子,他对于修罗殿的底蕴,有着极其深的了解,就算没有战皇高手坐镇,也不是谁都能够硬闯的,九级战王的数量可不在少数,还有不少战王级别的核心弟子。 „Tactic is, Master Dog I act crazy directly, Asura Palace that makes can not be peaceful, you saved others on the line.” “战术就是,狗爷我直接发飙,弄的修罗殿不得安宁,你们去救人就行了。” Big Yellow Dog is swaying the dog head, he elongated the tongue to lick has licked lips close to, an unbearably anxious appearance. 大黄狗摇晃着狗头,他伸长舌头舔了舔嘴巴,一副急不可耐的样子。 „Walks, said according to Big Yellow that meets me and Big Yellow is responsible for greatly noisy Asura Palace, Tan Lang is responsible for saving others with Monk, remember, our time are not much, Li Tianyang and Xiao Nanfeng may from falling Xiashan anytime return.” “走吧,按照大黄所说,一会我和大黄负责大闹修罗殿,谭浪跟和尚负责去救人,记住,咱们的时间不多,厉天阳和肖南峰随时都有可能从落峡山返回。” Jiang Chen open the mouth and said. 江尘开口说道。 „Good, today looks at Big Yellow's to display.” “好,今日就看大黄的表现了。” On the Monk face has piled up with the smiling face, he also wants to have a look at the 7-Tier Monster King peak rank Big Yellow, can cope with 9-Tier to fight other King Level expert. 和尚脸上堆满了笑容,他也想看看七级妖王巅峰级别的大黄,是不是真的能够对付九级战王级别的高手。 A three people of dog swaggering flies toward Asura Palace, is directly their imposing manners releasing, with their tyrannical imposing manners, void shakes, swings the aliquation level ripples, the so huge imposing manner, first has alarmed entire Asura Palace, many disciples saw flies four forms that from the distant place. 三人一狗大摇大摆的向着修罗殿飞去,更是直接将他们的气势给释放出来,伴随着他们强横的气势,虚空都随之震荡,荡起层层涟漪,如此巨大的气势,第一时间就惊动了整个修罗殿,已经有很多弟子看到了从远处飞来的四道身影。 Disciple who four defend the mountain sees the person, the instinct flew, keeps off before Jiang Chen their bodies, loudly shouted: „Who are you? Dares to excel at rushing to Asura Palace unexpectedly, courts death?” 有四个守山的弟子见到有来人,本能的飞了出来,挡在江尘他们的身前,其中一个大喝一声:“你们是什么人？竟然敢擅闯修罗殿,找死吗？” What starts talking is 1-Tier Battle King expert, such core disciple did not need to defend the mountain, but today by chance. 开口说话的乃是一个一级战王高手,这样的核心弟子本来是不用守山的,但今日碰巧了。 „Tan Lang, is Jiang Chen they, informed the elder, Jiang Chen they to get the gate to come quickly unexpectedly.” “谭浪,是江尘他们,快通知长老,江尘他们竟然打上门来了。” That 1-Tier Battle King disciple just asked that whose the opposite party is such words, saw Tan Lang, perhaps others he did not know, but Tan Lang he is certainly familiar, then the status of other people were self-evident . Moreover, youth dog Monk, such combination, was unique. 那一级战王的弟子刚刚问出对方是什么人这样的话,就看到了谭浪,别人他或许不认识,但谭浪他一定熟悉,那么其他人的身份就不言而喻了,而且,一个少年一条狗一个和尚,这样的组合,本来就是独一无二的。 Now entire State of Liang, who does not know that side Jiang Chen has Big Yellow Dog, a small demon monk, went to the Skyhawk island murder at night the day before yesterday, is Jiang Chen their three. 如今整个梁州,谁不知道江尘身边有一条大黄狗,还有一个小魔僧,前天夜里去天鹰岛杀人的,就是江尘他们三个。 „Called Master Dog, forgave you not dead.” “叫一声狗爷,饶你们不死。” One that Big Yellow Dog brushes appears in four people of front line, cī the tooth saying that thinks the experience of this deep sleep, loss broken sword, Big Yellow did not have the least bit favorable impression to Asura Palace. 大黄狗刷的一下出现在四人的最前方,呲牙说道,想到他这一段沉睡的经历,还有丢失的断剑,大黄对修罗殿就没有半点好感。 „Dies, a dog, dares to talk big.” “去死,一条狗而已,也敢说大话。” That 1-Tier Battle King disciple finds out a palm suddenly, has been grasping to the Big Yellow Dog's dog head, although he knows Jiang Chen to be fierce, but here is not outside, but is Asura Palace, inside has many 9-Tier Battle King to assume personal command, is in Asura Palace, making here person have an inexplicable security sense. 那一级战王的弟子陡然探出一只手掌,对着大黄狗的狗头就抓了过去,他虽然知道江尘厉害,但这里可不是外面,而是修罗殿,里面有很多九级战王坐镇,身在修罗殿内,让这里的人有一种莫名的安全感。 Sees that disciple to dare to Big Yellow take action, the Jiang Chen three people to shake the head unexpectedly, in the eye reveals color of the pitying. 见到那弟子竟然敢对大黄出手,江尘三人均是摇了摇头,眼中流露出一丝怜悯之色。 Regarding the attack of this disciple, Big Yellow Dog looked continually has not looked at one, one that he brushes reverses the body, has aimed at present these Asura Palace disciples the large buttocks, sees that Jiang Chen turned a supercilious look, turns toward the rear area to withdraw hastily, at least withdrew dozens zhang (3.33 m) distance, stopped. 对于这弟子的攻击,大黄狗连看都没有看一眼,他刷的一下将身躯扭转,将自己肥大的屁股对准了眼前这几位修罗殿弟子,见状,江尘翻了一个白眼,连忙向着后方撤去,至少撤出了几十丈的距离,才停了下来。 Ba Zhe (tyrant) Monk and Tan Lang are perplexed, does not know why Jiang Chen withdraws suddenly, but they understood quickly. 霸者和尚和谭浪不明所以,不知道江尘为何突然后撤,不过他们很快就明白了。 Bang...... 轰隆…… Only listens to one of the bang, just likes the void thunderclap is the same, Monk and Tan Lang looked like life-long unforgettable, they are unable to imagine, so the Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering sound, unexpectedly can be the fart that a dog puts. 只听轰的一声,犹如虚空一个炸雷一样,和尚和谭浪看来了终生难忘的一幕,他们无法想象,如此惊天动地的动静,竟然会是一条狗放的屁。 ...... 啊…… The prestige of Big Yellow Dog fart is unable to imagine simply, green air current runs out from his within the body directly, then blasts open, just likes the fierce bomb is the same, changes into a green air wave, flew to the ball that several Asura Palace disciples instantaneously, they send out sad and shrill blood-curdling scream, these green air currents just like the ancient sacrificial utensil of tarsal bone are the same, moistened completely their bodies, their expression changed incomparable was ugly and fierce, in the eye revealed deep frightened. 大黄狗一屁之威简直是无法想象的,一股绿色的气流直接从他的体内冲出,然后炸裂开来,犹如剧烈的炸弹一样,化为一股绿色的气浪,瞬间就将那几个修罗殿弟子给弹飞了出去,他们发出凄厉的惨叫,那些绿色的气流犹如跗骨之俎一样,沾满了他们的身体,他们的神色变的无比难看和狰狞,眼中流露出了深深的恐惧。 Must say the energy might that solely this fart releases, sufficiently wanted the lives of these disciples, but if only this, the scene is also insufficient to be too miserable, Monk with Tan Lang saw that these disciples drop from the sky, they fall above the ground, the body unceasing creeping motion, in the mouth the emitting foam, the whole piece face turned into the black unceasingly, they died obviously, the body still in unceasing twitching, before as if at the point of death that suddenly withstood the average man unable to imagine suffered to be the same. 要说单单这一屁释放出来的能量威力,就足以要了这几个弟子的性命,但如果只是这样的话,场面还不至于太惨,和尚和谭浪就看到这几个弟子从上空跌落下去,他们掉落在地面之上,身躯不断的蠕动,口中不断喷吐白沫,整张脸都变成了黑色,他们明明已经断了气了,身躯还在不断的的抽搐,似乎临死之前的那一刹那间承受了常人无法想象的折磨一样。 „Master Dog my invincible Whirlwind being overwhelmed with emotion fart taste is good, has suppressed such a long time, today wanted the carefree dripping release to turn.” “狗爷我的无敌旋风销魂屁滋味还不错吧,憋了这么长时间,今日要畅快淋漓的释放一翻了。” The Big Yellow Dog big tail sways unceasingly, regarding the might of own being overwhelmed with emotion fart, was getting more and more satisfied. 大黄狗大尾巴不断摇晃,对于自己销魂屁的威力,越来越满意了。 Such scene let be shocked, slightly before did not note some green air currents that Monk and Tan Lang looked directly to flutter their bodies, knows that they responded. 这样的场面让和尚和谭浪直接看的惊呆了,丝毫没有注意到有一些绿色气流飘到了他们身前,知道他们反应过来。 „Vomits...... Quite smelly, stank to high heaven, vomits......” “呕……好臭,臭死了,呕……” „Pū...... fuck, so will be how smelly, Paternal grandmother, but also let exactly, vomited......” “噗……尼玛的,怎么会这么臭,奶奶的,还让不让活了,呕……”
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