In learns the situation after female priest here, Fang Zheng opens individual terminal to contact Main immediately, just put through, heard that side to broadcast the Main panic sound. 在从女神官这里得知情况后,方正立刻就开启了个人终端联络梅茵,才刚刚接通,就听到那边传来了梅茵惊慌失措的声音。 „Help! Fang Zheng-san!” “救命啊！方正先生！” „Un? The strength called, it seems like you crossed good.” “嗯？还有力气叫,看来你过的不错嘛。” Although Main called was very miserable, but Fang Zheng can see by the screen actually, Main had not been grasped to torture anything, poured also calculates to pass, therefore he also cracks a joke. 虽然梅茵叫的很惨,不过方正透过屏幕倒是可以看见,梅茵并没有被抓起来拷打什么的,倒还算过得去,于是他也就开起了玩笑。 „What good.” “什么过的不错啊。” Heard the Fang Zheng’s joke, Main called immediately. 听到方正的玩笑,梅茵顿时叫了起来。 „I now was but actually big mildew!” “我现在可是倒大霉了！” „Good, no rush, said in the final analysis what's the matter.” “好了好了,别着急,说说到底怎么回事。” Looks at the Main breathless appearance, Fang Zheng also receives the smiling face, is comforting the opposite party, then asked. But facing Fang Zheng’s inquiry, Main hesitant, low voice a little embarrassed said the matter. 看着梅茵气急败坏的样子,方正也是收起了笑脸,安抚着对方,接着开口询问起来。而面对方正的询问,梅茵犹豫了一下,还是小声有点儿不好意思的把事情说了一遍。 But after listening, Fang Zheng nearly smiles. 而听完之后,方正差点儿笑死。 Matter must go to the temple to accept the baptism to start from Main, the child who because the baptism only permits the same ages enters the temple, therefore the Main parents and Onee-san do not have the means to follow she, but Main went on oneself alone. Originally most starts is very normal, is priest comes up, then spoke the legend of god to everyone, for example goddess of Akker water, lucky goddess Eris, flame god Lokey anything, but Main also when listened to the story. 事情还要从梅茵去神殿接受洗礼开始,因为洗礼只允许同年龄段的孩童进入神殿,因此梅茵的父母和姐姐没办法跟着她,而梅茵就自己一个人进去了。本来最开始的时候还很正常的,就是一个神官上来,然后给大家宣讲一下众神的传说,比如水之女神阿库娅,幸运女神厄里斯,火焰神洛基什么的,而梅茵也就当听故事了。 However after the issue lies in telling the story, priest expressed that „makes us offer pray for the gods”, then made one super...... funny makes Main not know posture how should reach an agreement. 但是问题在于讲完故事之后,神官表示“让我们为众神献上祈祷”,然后做出了一个超级……搞笑的让梅茵都不知道该怎么说好的姿势。 „What posture is so funny?” “什么姿势那么搞笑？” hearing this, Fang Zheng is also immediately curious. He has not attended the baptism ceremony, since equally is Main of modern people feels funny, then certainly was really funny. 听到这里,方正顿时也好奇起来。他还没参加过洗礼仪式,不过既然同样是现代人的梅茵都觉得搞笑,那么就一定是真搞笑了。 „Studies me to have a look?” “学一个我看看呗？” „wū......... I do not want, lost face!” “呜………我不要,太丢脸了！” „Your study I did not make the telephone call.” “你不学我就挂电话了啊。” „Went too far! Fang Zheng-san!” “太过分了！方正先生！” Although knows that Fang Zheng is cracking a joke, but Main became flushed the face, in a moment later, her hesitant. Then makes an effort to raise high both hands, lifts the left leg, raises head to face the front, made a posture of similar white crane bright wing. 虽然知道方正只是在开玩笑,但是梅茵还是涨红了脸,在过了片刻之后,她犹豫了一下。接着用力举高双手,抬起左脚,仰头朝向前方,做了一个类似白鹤亮翅的姿势。 „Pray offers various God!” “祈祷献予诸神！” „hahahahahaha!!!!” “哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！” Sees here, Fang Zheng smiled to spurt directly. 看到这里,方正直接笑喷了。 „This what Sharpey posture ......... is not good such stupid ......... hahaha ......... priest of this world? hahahaha ......... is not good, I first smile the little while ......... hahaha .........!” “这什么沙比姿势………不行了………哈哈哈………这世界的神官这么蠢的吗？哈哈哈哈………不行了,我先笑会儿………哈哈哈………！” Fang Zheng laughs wildly, thump table that goes all out. By heaven and earth and my conscience, he has passed through so many world, various types looked about the ceremony of god or devil have not known many times, but such stupid posture or first time, Fang Zheng can understand why Main will unable to bear, traded own words, feared at the scene smiled swayed back and forth everywhere. 方正一面狂笑,一面拼命的捶桌。天地良心,他穿越过那么多世界,各种关于神或者恶魔的仪式都看过不知道多少次了,但是这么蠢的姿势还是第一次,方正可以理解为什么梅茵会忍不住了,换了自己的话,怕是当场就笑的满地打滚了。 Fortunately female priest is not this temple, otherwise Fang Zheng thinks female priest lifts the scepter to suspend the white crane bright wing to come one in front of the monster „pray to offer various gods” ......... hahaha ......... is not good, making me smile the little while again ......... this is the posture that any mental handicap idiot wants to come out, the person in this temple feared that is not the fools. It is not good is not good, this idiot posture ......... then I can point at this joke to live for a year! 还好女神官不是这个神殿的,不然方正一想到女神官举着权杖在怪物面前摆个白鹤亮翅来一句“祈祷献予诸神”………哈哈哈………不行了,让我再笑会儿………这是什么智障的白痴想出来的姿势,这个神殿的人怕不都是傻子吧。不行了不行了,这种白痴姿势………接下来我能够指着这笑话活一年！ „Fang Zheng-san, went too far!!” “方正先生,太过分了！！” Looks at screen that side Fang Zheng, Main is also reddening all over the face of air/Qi, discontented making noise protested. 看着屏幕那边的方正,梅茵也是气的满脸通红,不满的出声抗议起来。 „Was sorry that ......... cough cough , to continue, then?” “抱歉抱歉………咳咳,继续继续,然后呢？” Swaying back and forth that everywhere even Fang Zheng smiles, Main naturally not to mention, what is more painful, she was unable to smile like Fang Zheng. Because this is the serious ceremony, others are serious, if smiled on her alone were too rather disrespectful, but instead because of so, made one want to smile. 连方正都笑的满地打滚,梅茵自然更不用说,更痛苦的是,她还不能够像方正这样笑出来。因为这是严肃的仪式,其他人都是一脸严肃,如果就她一个人笑的话未免太失礼了,但是反而因为如此,却更让人想笑。 This serious conference, then the spokesman has „the destiny of the world equally serious expression to dance the square dance probably in our hands”, under person is also a face „the destiny of Earth today” the expression looks at the host to dance the square dance, that smiled the fruit to be possible in several hundred times compared with pure comedy. 这就好像一场严肃的会议,然后发言人带着“全世界的命运都在我们的手中”一样严肃的表情跳广场舞,底下的人也是一脸“地球的命运就在今天”的表情看主持人跳广场舞,那笑果可比单纯的喜剧强上数百倍了。 Finally is Main more wants to endure more unable to bear, especially after seeing nearby person is the serious look, she soon laughed. However Main actually can only suppress, then suppressed is suppressing ......... Main this to faint directly. 结果就是梅茵越想忍越忍不住,特别是看到旁边的人都是一脸严肃的神色之后,她更是快要爆笑出来了。但是梅茵却只能够憋着,然后憋着憋着………梅茵就这样直接昏过去了。 „hahaha ...............!”: “哈哈哈……………！”: hearing this, Fang Zheng laughs again. 听到这里,方正再次大笑起来。 „Suppresses to smile to suppress to faint, you are also through the ages my first seeing!” “憋笑憋到昏倒,你也算是古往今来我第一个见到的了！” „Went too far! Fang Zheng-san, this is not the key point! With emphasis after this!” “太过分了！方正先生,这不是重点！重点在这之后！” „Okay good, you continue.” “好好好,你继续。” According to the view of Main, for today's baptism ceremony, she also put on new clothes ———, although said that is the new clothes, when actually is also Onee-san Li attended the baptism ceremony last year passes through, then Main used itself to help mother make manual skillful in the modern age to conduct the improvement, enabling this ordinary clothes to seem like compared with the formal clothes of aristocrat also wanted luxuriously ........., this was also the transmigrator fixed repertoire, Fang Zheng expressed calm. 按照梅茵的说法,为了今天的洗礼仪式,她也是穿了新衣服———虽然说是新衣服,但其实也不过是姐姐多莉去年参加洗礼仪式时穿过的,然后梅茵利用自己在现代帮助妈妈做手工的技巧进行了改良,使得这件原本普普通通的衣服看起来比贵族的礼服还要豪华………嗯,这也是穿越者的固定套路了,方正表示淡定。 Also because of this, Main is considered as the child of aristocrat, therefore was delivered to the temple to give in the lounge of aristocrat to rest after her stupor. 也正因为如此,梅茵被认为是贵族的孩子,因此在她昏迷之后被送到了神殿里给贵族的休息室中休息。 After she wakes, wants to go home, finally walked to become lost, then arrived at the library in temple ......... 当她醒过来之后,就想要回家,结果走着走着就迷路了,然后来到了神殿的图书馆……… „Then? You ran into a grandfather, he said that can teach you world profound law?” “然后呢？你遇到了一个老爷爷,他表示可以教你天地玄法？” „Any grandfather, I have not gone in!” “什么老爷爷,我根本就没进去！” Said till here, Main blew up the face immediately, after seeing library, the Main bookworm got sick naturally violated, what however made her unable to think, she has not gone from the start! When gets to the entrance, at the same time transparent wall blocking! 说道这里,梅茵顿时鼓起了脸,在看见图书馆之后,梅茵的书痴病自然是犯了,然而让她想不到的是,她压根就没进去！在走到门口的时候,就被一面透明的墙壁给挡住了！ At this time, a man of priest appearance stopped by calling out Main, then led temple long there her. Originally so long as both sides exchanged greetings several, then Main seized the chance to say goodbye also ended, but she passed through after the rebirth to this world, first time saw the library, naturally could not bear, therefore directly to the temple long proposed that wanted to enter the library to have a look, but was not out of the anticipation was rejected. 就在这个时候,一个神官打扮的男子叫住了梅茵,然后把她带到了神殿长那里。本来双方只要寒暄几句,然后梅茵趁机告辞也就完了,但是她在重生穿越到这个世界之后,还是第一次看见图书馆,自然是忍不住,于是直接向神殿长提出想要进入图书馆看看,但是不出意料的被拒绝了。 Then ......... Main was also the brain was unexpectedly silly, unexpectedly thought an evil idea. 然后………梅茵居然也是脑子傻了,居然想了个歪主意。 She proposed that donates two big gold coins to the temple, making the temple allow itself to enter in the library to read! 她提议给神殿捐赠两枚大金币,让神殿允许自己进入图书馆里看书！ Two big gold coins are not the small numbers, places the modern age is also equal to that the elementary student entered the sales store to pull out 1000 to buy the chewing gum, this naturally also temple long frightening heavy, then he starts to inquire the Main status background immediately. But Main also gave the reply quickly truthfully. 两枚大金币可不是小数目,放在现代也就等于小学生走进小卖部掏出一千块要买泡泡糖了,这自然也是把神殿长给吓的不轻,然后他立刻开始询问梅茵的身份背景。而梅茵也是很快如实给出了回答。 However what makes Main not think, after knowing own parents is only the civilians, that temple long gets angry unexpectedly directly, the important person to intrude the name of temple forbidden area to stress the imprisonment Main immediately arbitrarily. 但是让梅茵没有想到的是,在得知自己的父母只是平民之后,那个神殿长居然直接翻脸,要人立刻把梅茵以擅自闯入神殿禁区的名义抓起来监禁。 Is too young. 还是太年轻啊。 Looks at Main angrily, Fang Zheng helpless shaking the head. This has not passed through the student who the society beats mercilessly, steps the words of society, feared that will not be will die the pit. 看着气鼓鼓的梅茵,方正无奈的摇了摇头。这也就是没经过社会毒打的学生了,踏上社会的话,怕不是会被人坑死。 But Main has not naturally thought that here aristocrat was so unexpectedly shameless, said got angry gets angry. After all she lives in the modern society has not come across this matter, Main is also incomparably indignant, do not say that the temple long also suspected unexpectedly own parents try to blaspheme the gods, said that must catch completely their family. 而梅茵自然没想到这边的贵族居然如此无耻,说翻脸就翻脸。毕竟她生活在现代社会也没有遇到过这种事情,以至于梅茵也是无比气愤,更不要说神殿长居然还怀疑自己的父母试图亵渎神明,说要把他们一家人全部抓起来。 This makes Main angry immediately, she looks steadily at the temple to be long, then directly long frightening to faint the temple! 这顿时让梅茵大为愤怒,她盯视着神殿长,然后直接把神殿长给吓昏过去了！ „oh, your protagonist halo is also pretty good.” “哇哦,你这主角光环也不赖嘛。” „I do not want this halo .........” “我才不要这种光环呢………” After this, Main also faints, was controlled. Afterward she learned from priest long there, oneself body had powerful magic power, but reason that before the temple was long is frightened to faint, was because in the Main unconsciousness used magic power long to conduct the deterrent for the temple. 在这之后,梅茵也昏了过去,然后被控制了起来。后来她才从神官长那里得知,自己身具强大的魔力,而之前神殿长之所以被吓昏过去,就是因为梅茵无意识中使用魔力对神殿长进行了威慑。 „I said.” “我就说嘛。” hearing this, Fang Zheng is also a racket thigh. 听到这里,方正也是一拍大腿。 „Did you pass through possibly did not have cheat are not? Come on, little girl, became big magician at present!” “你都穿越了怎么可能没外挂不是？加油吧,小丫头,成为大魔法师就在眼前了！” „Any big magician, I cannot do well must make priest!” “什么大魔法师,我现在搞不好就要去做神官了！” Sexually harasses facing Fang Zheng’s, Main is also the air/Qi jumped. Then was rapid to Fang Zheng explained her current situation ——— attack temple is long, but big crime, priest was long , then told Main, if she wanted to protect the parents to be safe, must stay here to make priest, because the temple really needed the magic power abundant person, therefore Main, so long as stayed here to become priest, then her family member will not be grasped ......... 面对方正的调戏,梅茵也是气的跳了起来。然后迅速给方正说明了她目前的情况———袭击神殿长可是大罪,神官长则告诉梅茵,如果她想要保护自己父母平安,就必须留在这里做神官,因为神殿很需要魔力充沛的人,因此梅茵只要留在这里成为神官,那么她的家人就不会被抓起来……… This makes Main very flustered, how she has not thought, she emerges for a while, finally unexpectedly the critical parents end up in prison ......... 这让梅茵很是慌张,她是怎么都没想到,自己只是一时兴起,结果居然要害的父母锒铛入狱……… Moreover, Main also heard from person there of temple, oneself has the possibility to make grey clothes priest, is mainly responsible for giving the aristocrat to hold to spend ——— to be good, this is the quite tactful speech, to put it bluntly after is grows up, must become rbq of aristocrat! 不仅如此,梅茵还从神殿的人那里听说,自己有可能去做灰衣神官,主要负责给贵族捧花———好吧,这是比较委婉的说话,说白了就是长大后要成为贵族的rbq！ Main was scared directly. 梅茵直接吓呆了。 Her modern female university student, has not thought will face such Mirai/future unexpectedly! Good Main not really stupid, she has had individual terminal that Fang Zheng gives hides on the body, had not been discovered by others, originally Main also wants to look for an opportunity and Fang Zheng contact, but has not thought that Fang Zheng first found itself actually, this is to make Main relax finally. 她一个现代女大学生,从来没有想过自己居然会面对这样的未来啊！还好梅茵也不是真的蠢,她一直都有把方正给的个人终端藏在身上,也没有被其他人发现,本来梅茵也想要找个机会和方正联络的,只是没想到方正倒是先找到自己了,这总算是让梅茵松了口气。 „Good, I knew.” “好的,我知道了。” hearing this, Fang Zheng understood the long and short of the story finally. 听到这里,方正总算是明白了事情的来龙去脉。 „You don't attempt? This is the transmigrator first step, you must rush to the past words that open protagonist halo, the sea is extravagant, no matter what fish dive, day high Ren Niaofei oh.” “你不自己尝试一下？这可是穿越者的第一步,你要闯过去的话那就是开启主角光环,海阔任鱼跃,天高任鸟飞了哦。” „I do not want, I want to read!” “我才不要,我只是想要看书！” „Ok, that gives me to be solved.” “行,那就交给我解决吧。” Hears the reply of Main, Fang Zheng shrugs the shoulders. He wants also to guess correctly, this possibly is Main takes transmigrator first „mission”, since the opposite party has no interest, how then Fang Zheng also no longer saw a play ......... said that was also the transmigrator companion, should help one probably help one. 听到梅茵的回答,方正耸耸肩膀。他想也可以猜到,这可能是梅茵作为穿越者的第一个“任务”,不过既然对方对此没什么兴趣,那么方正也就不再看戏了………怎么说也是穿越者同伴,该帮一把还是要帮一把的。