To be honest, Fang Zheng time from the beginning, but also really thinks that this is the normal world. 说实话,方正一开始的时候,还真以为这是个正常的世界。 After all seems like all around to be normal, the person is also very normal. 毕竟看起来四周的一切都蛮正常的,人也很正常。 Now ............... he has thoroughly overthrown oneself judgment. 现在……………他已经彻底推翻自己的判断了。 Lina Inverse is not very normal, but this named Megumin, not only the name is strange, similarly is not a normal fellow! 莉娜因巴斯本身就已经很不正常了,而这个叫惠惠的不但名字怪异,也同样是个不正常的家伙！ In some sense, this fellow Lina Inverse is dangerous, good and evil Lina Inverse only then sees the enemy time will put dragon Pozhan, but Megumin does not come on a round of rupturing magic not to give up every day! 从某种意义上来说,这家伙比莉娜因巴斯还危险,好歹莉娜因巴斯只有看见敌人的时候才会放龙破斩,而惠惠每天不来上一发爆裂魔法是决不罢休的！ This anything person! 这都什么人啊！ „Sorry, we cannot receive you to enter the team.” “抱歉,我们不能收你入队。” Fang Zheng sets firm resolve decisively, cracks a joke, if this issue child adds, he felt himself, not only headache, moreover meets the stomach to hurt. 方正果断下定了决心,开玩笑,这种问题儿童要是加进来,他感觉自己不光头疼,而且还会胃疼。 „Yeah? W-wait a minute! But I big magician oh!” “哎？等，等等！我可是大魔法师哦！” Heard Fang Zheng’s reply, Megumin flusters immediately. 听到方正的回答,惠惠顿时慌了。 „My goal is to rupture the magic, for this reason I can not want the reward! What's wrong? Big magician, only needs food and miscellaneous expense now can recruit, has not compared this cheaply!” “我的目标就是爆裂魔法,为此我可以不要报酬！如何？一个大魔法师,现在只需要食物和杂费就可以招募,没有比这更便宜的了吧！” „But can a day only come a round of rupturing magic big magician to be useful? Also, if enters the underground fight, cannot use the rupturing magic!” “但是一天只能来一发爆裂魔法的大魔法师有什么用？再说了,如果进入地下战斗的话,也不能使用爆裂魔法吧！” „But does not have the team to be willing to want me, even if makes me carry the baggage is still good, my anything is willing to do!” “但是已经没有队伍愿意要我了,就算让我背行李也好,我什么都愿意做！” „Then studies other magic!” “那么就去学习别的魔法啊！” „I do not want! I to rupturing the love of magic will not vacillate!” “我不要！我对爆裂魔法的爱是不会动摇的！” „oh ...............” “哦呵……………” hearing this, on the Fang Zheng forehead the blue vein jumps. 听到这里,方正脑门上青筋直跳。 „You said what ......... you to rupturing the love of magic will not vacillate is.” “你说………你对爆裂魔法的爱是不会动摇的是吧。” „Right!” “没错！” „, Makes me try your love.” “那么,就让我试试你的这份爱吧。” Is saying, Fang Zheng arrives at the Megumin front, then puts out a hand, pushes over her on the ground. 一面说着,方正一面来到惠惠的面前,接着一把伸出手去,将她按倒在地上。 „Yeah? Yeah??” “哎？哎？？” „You had said that after use rupturing magic, your gearing cannot move, you understand that what is this? little girl? This means that others can act in a self-serving manner to you. Even I your and that such this, you do not have the means to revolt now at the scene! Doesn't this have the issue?” “你说过了吧,使用爆裂魔法之后,你连动都不能动,你明白这是什么意思吗？小丫头？这就意味着其他人能够对你为所欲为。就算我现在当场把你这样那样,那样这样,你都没办法反抗！这也没问题吗？” „wū......... wū.........” “呜………呜………” Looks Fang Zheng that even more approaches, Megumin reddens all over the face, but nearby female priest is also the dumbfoundedness of frightening. 看着越发靠近的方正,惠惠满脸通红,而旁边的女神官也是吓的目瞪口呆。 „You had said to rupturing the love of magic will not vacillate.” “你说过自己对爆裂魔法的爱是不会动摇的吧。” Fang Zheng moved under pointed. 方正活动了下手指。 „That, where can start? First takes off your clothes, then careful looks at each part of light your body, ties up you with the string, then enjoyment well? After playing to throw the slum to go you greasily simply, sold to these tramps? Do you feel? This is you chooses the rupturing magic the consequence, now did you have the consciousness?” “那么,要从哪里开始呢？是先脱掉你的衣服,然后仔仔细细的看光你身体的每个部分,还是用绳子把你绑起来,然后再好好的享受？或者在玩腻了之后干脆把你扔到贫民窟去,卖给那些流浪汉？你觉得呢？这就是你选择爆裂魔法的后果,现在你有觉悟了吗？” „..............., I understood.” “……………呜,我明白了。” Facing Fang Zheng’s words, Megumin is blushing, closes the eye to turn the head. 面对方正的说话,惠惠通红着脸,闭上眼睛转过头去。 „Right, you understood well.” “是吗,你明白了就好。” „Likes as you like.” “随你喜欢吧。” „.....................?” “…………………嗯？” „You can win my body, but you are impossible to claim me to rupturing the love of magic! Moreover, so long as you are willing to be responsible for me, Th-then ......... was casual you!” “你可以夺走我的身体,但是你不可能夺走我对爆裂魔法的爱！而且,只要你愿意对我负责的话,那，那么………就随便你了！” „.....................” “…………………” My can fucking hack to death you?! 我他喵的可以砍死你吗？！ Looks that at present a face is red, but actually as before Megumin that clenches the teeth the would rather die than surrender appearance, Fang Zheng wishes one could the direct sword to hack to death her. Two must have a degree to be good! He thinks, so long as frightens the opposite party, Megumin should be able to be obedient. After all this possibility also really exists, the result ......... did this damn two kids also would rather die than surrender unexpectedly? 看着眼前一脸通红,但是却依旧一副咬紧牙关宁死不屈模样的惠惠,方正恨不得直接一剑砍死她。中二也要有个程度好吧！他原本以为只要吓唬一下对方,惠惠应该就能够听话了。毕竟这种可能性也是真的存在的,结果………这个该死的中二小屁孩居然还宁死不屈了？ ......... it hurts. 啊………头好痛。 Fang Zheng only thought that this compared with Kuroneko also difficult entire, good and evil Kuroneko did not have this bewildered acting with constraint, although others two, this/should obedient time obedient. 方正只觉得这比黑猫还难整,好歹黑猫还没有这种莫名其妙的矜持,人家虽然中二,该听话的时候还是听话的。 „Th-that Knight-sama, you not really to her how .........” “那，那个骑士大人,你不会真的对她怎么样吧………” By at this moment female priest is also timid asked, but Fang Zheng is helpless sighing. 这会儿旁边的女神官也是怯生生的开口询问道,而方正则是无奈的叹了口气。 „I frighten her, considers as finished ......... leads her to return to the association, then throws her there.” “我只是吓唬她一下,算了………带她回公会吧,然后把她扔在那里。” „Yeah? Doesn't want her to enter the team?” “哎？不要她入队吗？” „Does not want, can a day can only come a round of rupturing magic big magician, come to be useful?” “不要,一天只能来一发爆裂魔法的大魔法师,要来有什么用？” „But, but ...............” “但,但是……………” Is saying, female priest worry is looking at Megumin. 一面说着,女神官一面担心的望着惠惠。 „These that before Knight-sama you said that met to become true?” “之前骑士大人你说的那些,会成真吧？” „To her, does not change this problem is sooner or later matter, perhaps which day is pregnant is sold in the brothel in slum goes to the time, she will awaken.” “对于她来说,不改掉这个毛病就是早晚的事情,说不定哪天大着肚子被卖到贫民窟的娼馆里去的时候,她就会醒悟了。” „wū............!” “呜…………！” hearing this, Megumin shivered, but suppresses is not speaking. 听到这里,惠惠不由颤抖了一下,但还是强忍着不说话。 „That, that takes her.” “那,那还是带上她吧。” „Do you determine?” “你确定吗？” Hears the reply of female priest, Fang Zheng looks to her. 听到女神官的回答,方正望向她。 „Listened, this girl had an incurable disease, this sickness was not able to cure, will be only getting more and more serious, then and surrounding person was involved in troublesome oneself goes .........” “听好了,这个女孩得了一种不治之症,这种病是治不好的,只会越来越严重,然后把自己和周围的人都卷入麻烦中去………” „Incurable disease? Even can't divine art cure?” “不治之症？连神术都治不好吗？” „Cannot cure.” “治不好。” „Will die?” “会死吗？” „Looks at the situation, although grows up after mostly, will naturally recover .........” “看情况,虽然大部分长大之后就会自然痊愈了………” Also some possibilities cannot cure for a lifetime. 也有可能一辈子都治不好。 „That, we take her!” “那,那我们还是带上她吧！” Hears Fang Zheng’s reply, female priest as if sets firm resolve. 听到方正的回答,女神官似乎下定了决心。 „Person who I am priest of earth-mother god, the protection and cure am my responsibility ......... I cannot put have the difficulty, no matter!” “我是地母神的神官,守护与治愈是我的职责………我不能够放着有困难的人不管！” „......... In any case is your team, is casual you .........” “………反正是你的队伍,随便你吧………” The strength that Fang Zheng at this moment sighed continually did not have. 方正这会儿连叹气的力气都没有了。 Then, big magician( said) Megumin to join the female priest team, becomes in the team most indispensable( strange) spellcaster ............... 就这样,大魔法师(自称)惠惠加入了女神官的队伍,成为了队伍里最不可或缺的(才怪)的施法者…………… In following several days, Fang Zheng passed every day. 接下来的几天里,方正每天都是这么度过的。 Brings Megumin and female priest goes out of the small town, looks for no one's place, then makes Megumin come round of rupturing demon farad strange, then makes female priest go to protect Megumin bravely steps forward to fight ........., because the female priest strength does not support she uses the flail or the meteor hammer and so on weapon, therefore Fang Zheng gave her to choose scepter & fucking ash finally ; One type looks with the short-sword similar length, but the peak is a blunt instrument, weapon focusing on rap. Moreover, can be the Saint emblem to display divine art. 带着惠惠和女神官走出小镇,找个没人的地方,然后让惠惠来一发爆裂魔法拉怪,接着让女神官去为了保护惠惠挺身而出战斗………由于女神官的力气并不支持她使用连枷或者流星锤之类的武器,因此最终方正给她选择了权杖—一种看起来和短剑差不多长度,但是顶端是钝器,以敲击为主的兵器。而且,同时也可以作为圣徽来施展神术。 However ......... 不过……… „Really in the squad needs special close combat occupation.” “果然小队里还是需要一个专门的近战职业者啊。” After trains once again finished, Fang Zheng feeling, although he can also join, but the female priest team light/only depends on her and brain has Red Devils clan girl two people of issue to be not enough to resist too many monsters. Originally if the game, female priest can also cut t to draw strangely, then makes Megumin output in behind. 在又一次训练结束之后,方正不由的感慨起来,虽然他也可以加入,但是女神官的队伍光靠她和脑子有问题的红魔族女孩两个人根本不足以对抗太多怪物。本来如果是游戏的话,女神官还可以切个t拉怪,然后让惠惠在后面输出。 However in reality, considering the might of rupturing magic, if makes female priest draw strangely, feared that was including her to destroy completely together. 但是现实里,考虑到爆裂魔法的威力,如果让女神官拉怪,怕是连她一起灭掉了。 Only if puts the Saint shield. 除非放圣盾。 However what pitifully is, since Megumin joins their teams, the adventurers in adventurer association kept at a respectful distance to them, it seems like that this brain has the Red Devils clan girl of issue is really an unlucky star, at least here is known to everybody to be known to everybody, no one hopes that joins such a to seem like the unpromising team. 不过可惜的是,自从惠惠加入他们的队伍之后,冒险者公会里的冒险者就对他们敬而远之了,看来这个脑子有问题的红魔族女孩真是个灾星,起码在这里已经是无人不知无人不晓,谁也不希望加入这么一个看起来毫无前途的团队吧。 Un, this is the decision that the brain normal adventurer makes. 嗯,这才是脑子正常的冒险者所做出的决定。 „In we first return to the city one.” “我们先回城里一趟吧。” Cannot deceive after the town in the determination the rookie adventurer joins, Fang Zheng then thought of other means. Since Megumin had been on the blacklist in the adventurer association of this small town, then has to go to no one to know her place hiring! 在确定在镇子里骗不到新人冒险者加入之后,方正便想到了别的办法。既然惠惠在这个小镇的冒险者公会已经上了黑名单,那么就只好去没人认识她的地方招人了！ At least must recruit adventurers of close combat department! 起码要招募到一个近战系的冒险者啊！