Taking advantage of delivering the name of invitation, Fang Zheng also visited other to capture/raid the member of group specially, had a look at their recent situations while convenient. 借着送邀请函的名义,方正也是特意去拜访了一圈其他攻略组的成员,顺便看看她们的近况。 Just, a person makes Fang Zheng helpless. 只不过,第一个人就让方正大为无奈。 „Ding-dong ......... ding-dong .........” “叮咚………叮咚………” Resounds along with the dings, inside broadcast a sluggish sound. 伴随着门铃声响起,里面传来了一个懒散的声音。 „Comes , the gate has not locked.” “进来吧,门没锁。” Hears this voice, Fang Zheng helpless shaking the head, then he opened the door to walk. Then, after seeing the present scene, Fang Zheng shocked. 听到这个声音,方正无奈的摇了摇头,接着他推开门走了进去。接着,在看见眼前的场景之后,方正震惊了。 In the 1 ldk apartment room, everywhere like the trash that the mountain piles up with, in the ground is scattering all kinds of main engines and copper-cored cables everywhere, in the entire room dim, can only see one petite „thing” is lying on the floor, to present notebook pā pā pā is hitting. 在1ldk的公寓房间内,到处都是如山般堆满的垃圾,地面上到处散落着各种各样的主机和线缆,整个房间内一片昏暗,只能够看见一个娇小的“东西”正趴在地板上,对着眼前的笔记本电脑啪啪啪的打着。 Is this place that the person lives in? This simply is a pigsty! 这是人住的地方吗？这简直就是猪圈！ Fang Zheng frowns, then took off the shoes to walk, but at present that full disorderly golden hair „lifeform” as if not detected, but being bored to death is typing on the keyboard. 方正皱了下眉头,接着脱掉鞋子走了进去,而眼前那个满头杂乱金发的“生物”则似乎对此毫无察觉,只是百无聊赖的敲打着键盘。 „Wei? Today comes to do? I said does not go .........” “薇奈吗？今天又来干嘛？我说了不去………” „Thump!” “咚！” Looks at present this sluggish blonde lifeform, the Fang Zheng holding up fist without hesitation, a fist pounded in her head. 看着眼前这个懒散的金发生物,方正毫不犹豫的举起拳头,一拳砸在了她的头上。 „Wuah! Do you do!?” “呜哇！你干嘛！？” Suffers the blonde lifeform of layer on layer/heavily striking to jump immediately, rolling up the sleeves of threatening, after she sees clearly present Fang Zheng, the complexion of blonde lifeform becomes a paleness immediately. 遭受到重重一击的金发生物顿时跳了起来,气势汹汹的挽起袖子,然而在她看清楚眼前的方正之后,金发生物的面色顿时变得一片惨白。 „Yeah? Fang Zheng? How can you here? Oh no? Is this dream? This is the worst nightmare .........” “哎？方正？你怎么会在这里？糟糕？难道这是梦吗？这是最糟糕的噩梦啊………” „To me, your family is the worst nightmare.” “对我来说,你家才是最糟糕的噩梦。” Fang Zheng both hands fork waist, helpless is gazing at fixedly present Gabriel. 方正双手叉腰,无奈的瞪视着眼前的珈百璃。 „Your oneself have a look at this place, this lives in the place of person? This simply is a pigsty! Are you sow? Bleached hair sow?!” “你自己看看这地方,这是住人的地方吗？这简直就是猪圈！难道你是母猪吗？金毛母猪吗？！” „What relations has, this is my family, how I want to make how make, you manage?” “有什么关系,这是我家,我想怎么弄就怎么弄,你管的着吗？” Looks at present Fang Zheng, Gabriel first is also feel of instinct dreads, after all in the game world, she may by great that Fang Zheng tosses about, but quick Gabriel recovers, the favorite throwing out the chest chest cavity, is gazing at fixedly Fang Zheng. 看着眼前的方正,珈百璃第一时间也是本能的感到畏惧,毕竟在游戏世界里,她可被方正折腾的不浅,但是很快珈百璃就回过神来,得意的挺起了胸膛,瞪视着方正。 „On the other hand, this is my family, how do you come in? You are the illegal invasion! Was careful that I reported to the police!” “话说回来,这是我家,你怎么进来的？你这是非法侵入！小心我报警啊！” „Is you make me come, on the other hand I have not thought, your girl lives at however can be so sloppy, you return angel like this .........” “是你让我进来的,话说回来我也没想到,你一个女孩子家居然能够这么邋遢,就你这样还天使呢………” Fang Zheng curls the lip, wicked is gazing at fixedly Gabriel. 方正撇了撇嘴,恶狠狠的瞪视着珈百璃。 „Gives me to clean cleanly the room, I also help, this place is the person lives?” “给我把房间打扫干净,我也来帮忙,这地方是人住的吗？” „If I do reject?” “如果我拒绝呢？” „oh roar?” “哦吼？” Hears these words, Fang Zheng narrows the eye, swept Gabriel a glance, pinched the fist. 听到这句话,方正眯起眼睛,扫了珈百璃一眼,捏了捏拳头。 „Returns to the real world, the guts was fat, it seems like did I need carry out an education to instruct to you?” “回到现实世界里,胆肥了啊,看来我有必要对你进行一次教育指导了？” „............... Cuts.” “……………切。” Looks at present Fang Zheng, the Gabriel silent moment, then lightly snorted, obedient stood up to clean up the room, but Fang Zheng was also starts to help, naturally, he helped, mouth will not stop ......... this to make him have nothing to say in reply or simply. 看着眼前的方正,珈百璃沉默片刻,接着轻哼一声,乖乖的站起身来去收拾房间了,而方正也是开始帮忙,当然,他一面帮忙,嘴里一面也不会停下………或者说,这简直让他无言以对。 „tsk tsk tsk, I should not say that your here resembles pigsty ......... your here radically is a pigsty! Has a look at these things? Heavens, corrupted, doesn't the box that you finished eating discard?” “啧啧啧,我都不该说你这里像猪圈………你这里根本就是猪圈！看看这些东西？天啊,都腐烂了,你吃完的盒子都不扔掉吗？” „Little wordy, I am only have not paid attention.” “少啰嗦,我只是没注意而已。” „Hasn't paid attention? This turned into the Ravager nest! I take back the foreword now, your is not a pigsty, your might as well pigsty! Pigsty not Association President so many Ravager!” “没注意？这都变成蟑螂窝了！我现在收回前言,你这不是猪圈,你这还不如猪圈呢！猪圈都不会长这么多蟑螂！” „Little wordy, this is my family! Why can I listen to you to direct may not?” “少啰嗦,这是我家啊！为什么我非要听你指指点点不可？” „My this is teaching you lowest civilized bottom line as a human.” “我这是在教你身为一个人类的最低文明底线。” „I am not human, I am angel .........” “我不是人类,我是天使………” „Hehe, wants angel your, Heaven feared that is not the inflammable large-scale refuse reclamation place, ......... Wuah, on you this what taste? Hasn't several days taken a bath? Takes a bath quickly!” “呵呵,要天使都你这样,天界怕是不可燃大型垃圾回收处吧,还有………呜哇,你身上这什么味？几天没洗澡了？快去洗澡！” „Little wordy! What matter my hasn't several days taken a bath to close your? You smell my flavor unexpectedly, abnormal, crazy man (Han)......” “少啰嗦！我几天没洗澡关你什么事？你居然闻我的味道,变态,痴汉……” Trampled the bathroom complaint repetitive Gabriel, Fang Zheng also shook the head, although he has long known Gabriel sluggish was simply same as the pig, but has not thought that in the reality her situation so will be bad. Thinks carefully, in game Gabriel room actually very clean & fucking ash ; This feared that is reason that the trash that because she discards was renovated directly, otherwise, will be perhaps dirtier than here! 把抱怨连连的珈百璃一脚踹进了浴室,方正也是摇了摇头,虽然他早就知道珈百璃懒散的简直和猪一样,但是也没想到现实里她的情况会这么糟糕。仔细想想,游戏里珈百璃的房间倒是挺干净的—这怕是因为她扔掉的垃圾直接被刷新掉的缘故吧,不然的话,说不定会比这里还脏！ „Cuts .........” “切………” Forced in Gabriel of bathroom is a face is also depressed, complaint takes off the clothes to start to take a bath. 被塞进浴室的珈百璃也是一脸郁闷,一面抱怨一面脱掉衣服开始洗澡。 „Really is, only mortal, he thinks that he is my father? Wide of such manages! Do I want to retaliate well the line ............? Right!” “真是的,区区一个凡人,他以为他是我爸爸吗？管的这么宽！我一定要好好的报复一下才行…………嗯？对了！” Thinks till here, Gabriel is also at present one bright. 想到这里,珈百璃也是眼前一亮。 „Had, manages ........., when the time comes looked this fellow also had what words to say!” “有了,就这么办………嘿嘿嘿,到时候看这个家伙还有什么话说！” „Hū .........” “呼………” But outside, Fang Zheng looks at present with great difficulty the sweep trace room, relaxes. To be honest, Gabriel this pigsty endures compared with the Ravager nest simply, everywhere is a group of multiplication Ravager, even under the bed has. Can this fellow stay put in this room unexpectedly? Cracking a joke, this is awfully dirty! 而在外面,方正看着眼前好不容易收拾干净的房间,也是松了口气。说实话,珈百璃这个猪圈简直堪比蟑螂窝,到处都是一大群繁衍的蟑螂,甚至连床底下都有。这家伙居然能够在这种房间里待住？开什么玩笑,这是要命的脏啊！ „Is simply sloppier than the sloppy king .........” “简直比邋遢大王还邋遢………” Fang Zheng reorganizes to return on the bookshelf the remaining books conveniently, then snort/hum song. 方正随手将剩下的书整理好放回书架上,接着哼起歌来。 „Small sloppy, real ya is really sloppy, the sloppy king is she, no one likes her .........” “小邋遢,真呀真邋遢,邋遢大王就是她,没人喜欢她………” „chya.” “吱呀。” But at this moment, the bathroom gate opens, then only bound Gabriel of bath towel only to walk from inside, stretches oneself. 而就在这时,浴室门打开,接着只裹着一件浴巾的珈百璃就这样从里面走了出来,伸了个懒腰。 „......... Takes a bath comfortably .........” “呼啊………洗澡好舒服啊………” Is saying, Gabriel titter is looking to Fang Zheng. Snort, eventually is only a human, makes him prostrate oneself under this angel beauty! When the time comes his face pig elder brother type patting, me thought after him, dares to come to manage my others 's business! 一面说着,珈百璃一面偷笑着望向方正。哼,终究不过只是个人类,就让他拜倒在本天使的美色之下吧！到时候把他这一脸猪哥样给拍下来,我看他以后还敢不敢来管我的闲事！ However what comes as a surprise to Gabriel is, when she looks to Fang Zheng, actually discovered that Fang Zheng not like such complexion red saliva directing current that oneself think, on the contrary, Fang Zheng stands there, surrounds the both arms, bringing a dead fish eye like looking at a dog is gazing at her. 然而出乎珈百璃预料的是,当她望向方正时,却发现方正并没有像自己想的那样面色通红口水直流,相反,方正就这样站在那里,环抱双臂,带着一副死鱼眼像看一条狗一样注视着她。 „Wait, you are what look! You noticed that such attractive I don't have the least bit response?” “等等,你这是什么眼神！难道你看到这么漂亮的我没有半点儿反应吗？” „Cracks a joke.” “开玩笑。” Facing the Gabriel disaffection, Fang Zheng lightly snorted. 面对珈百璃的不满,方正轻哼一声。 „Will person have a liking for the monkey? Your this, wants the chest not to have the chest, wants the buttocks not to have the buttocks, will be unlovable will sell to sprout/moe, the short temper will be sluggish, except for a face, which man will have to have a liking for you?” “人会看上猴子吗？就你这样,要胸没胸,要臀没臀,又不可爱又不会卖萌,脾气暴躁懒散邋遢,除了一张脸,会有哪个男人看上你？” „You also really dare to say!” “你还真敢说啊！” hearing this, Gabriel is also the forehead blue vein braves, she gets hold of the fist, then the next moment threw. 听到这里,珈百璃也是额头青筋直冒,她握紧拳头,接着下一刻就这么扑了上去。 „Such being the case, I make you have a look at fierce of this angel!!” “既然如此,我就让你看看本天使的厉害！！” „Really is three days does not hit the best room to strip off roof tiles! It seems like needs to make you understand that who was your pet owner!!” “果真是三天不打上房揭瓦！看来有必要让你明白谁是你的饲主了！！” „You said that who is a pet owner!” “你说谁是饲主啊！” When two people make one group noisily, suddenly, the dings resound again. 就在两人闹做一团的时候,忽然,门铃声再次响起。 „Ding-dong & fucking ash ;” “叮咚—” „Young gal? You in? Should go to school .........” “小伽？你在吗？该去上学了………” With the speaking voice, the door was opened, a short hair put on the young girl of school uniform only to walk. After seeing present, saw only the young girl as if to be petrified generally, such dull standing on the spot. 紧接着,伴随着说话声,房门被打开,一个短发穿着校服的少女就这样走了进来。在看见眼前的这一幕之后,只见少女仿佛被石化了一般,就这样呆呆的站在原地。 But at this time, Fang Zheng and Gabriel also has turned the head the direction that turns toward the sound to send out to look. 而就在这个时候,方正和珈百璃也转过头向着声音发出的方向望去。 „Wei?” “薇奈？” Recommendation metropolis big god old uses/gives new book: 推荐都市大神老施新书: