„Situation is not wonderful!” “情况不妙！” „How Peeves will submit to the toad!” “皮皮鬼怎么会向癞蛤蟆屈服！” „This matter is not absolutely normal!” “这件事绝对不正常！” In knowing Peeves is settled after Umbridge unexpectedly, Fred, George and Lee Jordan run to look for Albert immediately, told him Peeves to the matter that Umbridge bowed, discussed how while convenient then should handle this matter. 在得知皮皮鬼居然与乌姆里奇达成和解后,弗雷德、乔治与李·乔丹立刻跑去找艾伯特,告诉他皮皮鬼向乌姆里奇低头的事,顺便讨论接下来该怎么处理这件事。 Three people believe that brains easy-to-use Albert, can definitely find out well the solution. 三人相信脑袋瓜好使的艾伯特,肯定能想出更好地解决方法。 In this and resistance of Umbridge, the status of student makes them be under from the beginning, very difficult to resist with Umbridge directly. 在这场与乌姆里奇的对抗中,学生的身份让他们从一开始就处于下方,很难跟乌姆里奇正面对抗。 Existence of Peeves is playing the role of struggle vanguard, this is also they for Peeves provides joke item the time, continuously very generous reason. 皮皮鬼的存在更是扮演着斗争急先锋的角色,这也是他们为皮皮鬼提供玩笑道具的时候,一直都很慷慨的原因。 Because has Peeves to give Umbridge to make trouble unceasingly, lets the opposite party not spare time and energy looks for everyone's trouble. 正因为有皮皮鬼在不断给乌姆里奇制造麻烦,才让对方没有多余的时间与精力来找大家的麻烦。 Now Peeves submits unexpectedly, compromised to Umbridge, is simply incredible. 现在皮皮鬼居然屈服,向乌姆里奇妥协了,简直让人难以置信。 After determining this news, three people feel are bad, actually Umbridge is, they were too clear. Previously everyone is too ruthless, waits for Umbridge that Umbridge offends to find the time definitely to retaliate intensely, this is also the matter that they most are worried about. 在确定这消息后,三人都感觉要糟,乌姆里奇究竟是什么人,他们实在太清楚了。先前大家已经把乌姆里奇得罪的太狠,等乌姆里奇抽出时间肯定会变本加厉地报复回来,这也是他们最担心的事。 „Umbridge is not always Headmaster!” Albert looks three people that a day must collapse, suppress the smile of being quiet corner/horn, spoke the sentence a little bewildered words. “乌姆里奇从来都不是校长！”艾伯特看着一副天要塌下来的三人,强忍住嘴角的微笑,说了句有点莫名其妙的话。 „What is not Headmaster, how you also......” Lee Jordan said very much depressed, „I dare to say Umbridge definitely meets......” “什么不是校长,你怎么还……”李·乔丹很郁闷地说,“我敢说乌姆里奇肯定会……” „You were said that...... was this.” “你是说……原来是这样。” George had realized that Albert is saying anything, looks at each other with Fred of body side mutually, two people had understood that now was what situation. 乔治已经意识到艾伯特在说什么了,与身侧的弗雷德相互对视,两人已经了解现在是什么情况了。 „Un, probably thinks with you are same.” Albert had not denied that this matter is related with him. “嗯,大概跟你们想的一样。”艾伯特没否认这件事跟他有关。 „you do not hit the riddle!” Lee Jordan the train of thought was still chaotic, the brain has not turned around suddenly. “伱们就别打哑谜啊！”李·乔丹仍然思绪混乱,脑子一时间还没转过来。 „Umbridge is not Headmaster, actually does not have the effect with that contract that Peeves signs.” George looks at Albert, said to Lee Jordan excitedly: „Therefore, Peeves can still look for the trouble of Umbridge.” “乌姆里奇并不是校长,跟皮皮鬼签的那份合约其实没效果。”乔治看着艾伯特,兴奋地跟李·乔丹说:“所以,皮皮鬼仍然可以找乌姆里奇的麻烦。” „How wasn't toad Headmaster?” Lee Jordan was blurrier, „isn't she Ministry of Magic appointment new Headmaster?” “癞蛤蟆怎么就不是校长了？”李·乔丹更迷糊了,“她不是魔法部任命的新校长吗？” „Hogwarts' Headmaster is not appointed by Ministry of Magic, therefore the appointment of Fudge is actually invalid, wants to become Headmaster to need to be acknowledged.” Albert doubts vision that notices three people to cast , to continue to explain: „The best evidence is Umbridge cannot go in the Headmaster office.” “霍格沃茨的校长并非由魔法部任命,所以福吉的任命其实是无效的,想成为校长需要得到承认。”艾伯特注意到三人投来的疑惑目光,继续解释道:“最好的证据就是乌姆里奇连校长办公室都进不去。” „Right, the toad is qualified for anything Hogwarts' Headmaster.” Lee Jordan looks very excited, they really think a moment ago Peeves compromised to the toad. “对啊,癞蛤蟆有什么资格做霍格沃茨的校长。”李·乔丹看上去很兴奋,他们刚才真以为皮皮鬼向癞蛤蟆妥协了。 The never expected that matter unexpectedly is the ghost who Albert does! 没想到整件事居然是艾伯特搞的鬼！ „But, why you make Peeves pretend to compromise, continue resist with the toad is not better?” Fred asked doubts at heart, he a moment ago also by this news having a scare. “不过,你为什么让皮皮鬼假装妥协,继续跟癞蛤蟆对抗下去不是更好？”弗雷德问出心里的疑惑,他刚才也被这个消息给吓了一大跳。 „I also thought that must continue to resist, the compromise will only encourage the rampant arrogance of toad, the fellow will then definitely make a mess the school.” George as if expected that Umbridge will then work. “我也觉得必须继续对抗,妥协只会助长癞蛤蟆的嚣张气焰,那家伙接下来肯定会把学校搞得一团糟。”乔治似乎预料到乌姆里奇接下来会做什么事。 „Umbridge is prepared early, even if we interfere, the situation will still only become worse.” Albert shot a look at three people of one that pretends to be filled with righteous indignation, asked back: „Do you plan to draw other students to resist with Ministry of Magic?” “乌姆里奇早有准备,就算我们从中干涉,情况也只会变得更糟糕。”艾伯特瞥了假装义愤填膺的三人一眼,反问道:“难道你们打算拉着其他学生跟魔法部对抗？” „I thought that this idea is good.” Lee Jordan muttered. “我觉得这主意就不错。”李·乔丹咕哝道。 „Don't be a fool, that will only do worse the situation.” Albert shook the head to overrule this stupid idea: „Don't forget, the family members of many student were the Ministry of Magic's employees, if we did that, Ministry of Magic will exert pressure on them, then exerted pressure on the student through the guardian.” “别傻了,那只会把情况搞得更糟糕。”艾伯特摇头否决了这个馊主意:“别忘了,很多学生的家人都是魔法部的雇员,如果我们那样做,魔法部就会给他们施压,然后再通过家长给学生施压。” „Our studentships are doomed to suffer a loss, bumps hardly absolutely is not the good choice.” Albert answered, „I was naturally indifferent, but others actually could not withstand, therefore looked to her secretly troublesome on the line.” “我们的学生身份注定会吃大亏,硬碰绝对不是什么好选择。”艾伯特解释道,“我自然无所谓,但其他人却承受不起,所以偷偷给她找点麻烦就行了。” „Saw that Umbridge rampant domineering really makes people very uncomfortable like that!” “看到乌姆里奇那般嚣张跋扈实在让人很不爽！” „Haven't you wanted the opportunity? The opportunity that now you want had come, prepares well, I feel the alternative scheme two to be able many.” Albert said meaningfully, „, when Umbridge is most self-satisfied, gives her a big pleasant surprise.” “你们不是一直想要机会吗？现在你们想要的机会已经来了,好好去准备,我觉得备用方案二会更好些。”艾伯特意味深长地说,“在乌姆里奇最得意的时候,给她一个大大的惊喜。” „Wants the operational version two?” “要使用方案二吗？” Three people look at each other in blank dismay, the plan two are actually the alternative schemes, never expected that Albert will favor it. 三人面面相觑,方案二其实是备用方案,没想到艾伯特会看好它。 „That group of fellows will estimate several days later can look for your troubles.” Albert reminded three people, „careful, be not given Yin, otherwise there is your suffering to eat.” “那群家伙过几天估计会让人找你们的麻烦了。”艾伯特提醒三人,“小心点,别被人给阴了,否则有你们苦头吃。” In the compromise of Peeves, Umbridge grasped the Hogwarts' biggest barrier to be eliminated, then started to renovate the Hogwarts' school regulation discipline vigorously, strictly carried out previous Educational Decree, and planned to tidy up a group of people ruthlessly, to other student warnings. 在皮皮鬼的妥协,乌姆里奇重新掌握霍格沃茨的最大障碍被消除了,便开始大力整治霍格沃茨的校规纪律,严格执行先前的教育令,并打算狠狠收拾一批人,给其他学生一个警告。 Therefore, couple days ago was held the chicken that batch of unlucky fella of handle become punishes one as a warning to others by the Umbridge scene, takes the lead to withstand the Umbridge heavy blows, the entire class closes the confinement in the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom, uses punishment quill that Umbridge provides to transcribe that „I cannot ditch school.”, Does the back of the hand dripping with blood of student. 于是,前几天被乌姆里奇现场抓住把柄的那批倒霉蛋就成杀鸡儆猴的鸡,率先承受乌姆里奇的重拳,整个班都在黑魔法防御教室里关禁闭,使用乌姆里奇提供的惩罚羽毛笔抄录“我不可以旷课。”,搞得学生的手背鲜血淋漓。 May give to scare other students, no one dares to use Skiving Snackbox in the Defence Against the Dark Arts class. 可把其他学生都给吓坏了,再也没人敢在黑魔法防御课上使用速效逃课糖。 Actually, Umbridge has no way to cure Skiving Snackbox from the start, St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries healer after making clear the situation, few sincerity reason helps her. 其实,乌姆里奇压根没法治好速效逃课糖,圣芒戈魔法伤病医院的治疗师们在搞清楚情况后,也没几个真心原因帮她。 Then, almost some people be please questioned by Umbridge every day. Especially these previous time were inspected the student who has problems by healer, they were requested to confess the origins of these strange symptoms. However, everyone still claimed oneself had „the Umbridge comprehensive sickness”, and paid the price for this reason. 接下来,几乎每天都会有人被乌姆里奇请去问话。特别是那些上次被治疗师们检查出问题的学生,他们被要求供出那些奇怪症状的来源。然而,所有人仍然声称自己得了“乌姆里奇综合病”,并为此付出了代价。 The students who these are sick were no longer allowed to leave the classroom, makes a mess each time the Defence Against the Dark Arts class. 那些患病的学生们不再被允许离开教室,每次都把黑魔法防御课都搞得一团糟。 However, the resistance of students, welcomed was actually the brutal incomparable suppression. 然而,学生们的反抗,迎来的却是残酷无比的镇压。 The confinement, the confinement, is the confinement! 禁闭,禁闭,还是禁闭！ Shuts tightly each time must use punishment quill to write, does some students not to dare in the Defence Against the Dark Arts class to cause trouble again. Contracts various symptoms the student quantities also to reduce in the classroom suddenly, some people after discovering Skiving Snackbox are unable to help them skip classes, no longer tried to use them to skip classes. 每次紧闭都要使用惩罚羽毛笔写字,搞得部分学生都不敢再黑魔法防御课上闹事。在课堂上患有各种症状的学生数量也急剧减少,部分人在发现速效逃课糖无法帮他们逃课后,也不再试图使用它们逃课了。 Umbridge obtains the enormous success without doubt, she adopts the most simple and crude the means that the success scared Hogwarts' student, frightens them not to dare to use Skiving Snackbox, cuts off this issue from the source directly. 乌姆里奇无疑取得巨大的成功,她采取最简单粗暴的办法,成功恐慌霍格沃茨的学生,吓得他们不敢使用速效逃课糖,从源头上直接断绝这个问题。 This move actually used the weakness of students, if everyone continues with the Umbridge hard resentment, this new Headmaster also has no means. 这招其实是利用了学生们的软弱,如果所有人继续跟乌姆里奇硬怼,这位新校长也没有任何办法。 When everyone is revolting against her, even Headmaster must get the hell out. 当所有人都在反抗她的时候,就算是校长也得滚蛋。 Everyone's weakness makes Umbridge intense, starts to speed up to Hogwarts' controlling, in this period issued new Educational Decree , to continue to encourage the student to report the illegal action of surrounding student. 大家的软弱让乌姆里奇变本加厉,开始加快对霍格沃茨的控制,其间又颁发新的教育令,继续鼓励学生举报周围学生的非法行径。 Therefore, changed to the reporting number of Slytherin student, however Umbridge actually looked but not see, was reporting of Inquisitorial Squad received the high praise of Umbridge on the contrary, had Umbridge to help support, was also resumed the retaliatory action by the Inquisitorial Squad member of retaliation ruthlessly. 于是,对斯莱特林学生的举报数量就变多了,然而乌姆里奇却对此视而不见,反倒是调查行动组的举报受到了乌姆里奇的好评,有了乌姆里奇帮忙撑腰,原本被狠狠报复的调查行动组成员也重新展开报复行动。 The DA member headed by Harry, encounters the investigation and pass/test confinement of Umbridge one after another, some reason people reports their several illegal meetings. Umbridge even planned that while this opportunity, finds an excuse to dismiss Harry Potter, what making everyone be startled is no one stands to report Harry unexpectedly. 以哈利为首的DA成员,陆续遭到乌姆里奇的调查与关禁闭,理由是有人举报他们多次非法聚会。乌姆里奇甚至打算趁这次机会,找个借口开除哈利·波特,让大家吃惊的是居然没有人站出来举报哈利。 Yes, no one. 是的,没人。 Umbridge was very disappointed 乌姆里奇对此很失望了 Therefore, the famous Slytherin's student stood. 于是,有名斯莱特林的学生站出来了。 This matter degenerated into the entire Hogwarts' laughingstock instantaneously, because the DA meeting has never recruited the Slytherin student from the beginning, actually this Slytherin student how testified, perhaps perjures! 这件事瞬间沦为了整个霍格沃茨的笑柄,因为从一开始DA聚会就从未招收过斯莱特林学生,这位斯莱特林学生究竟是怎么做证的,恐怕是作伪证吧！ After this restlessness, everyone knows that Umbridge prepares to use the style of this low to expel Harry. 经过这番闹腾,大家都知道乌姆里奇准备使用这种下三滥的招式将哈利赶走。 Finally, Umbridge has not such done, only closed/pass the Harry Potter's confinement, tried to find the breach. 最终,乌姆里奇没那样做,只关了哈利·波特的禁闭,试图找到突破口。 Very pitifully, her effort is doomed to be defeated. 很可惜,她的努力注定失败。 As for using Veritaserum pressed for an answer, Snape explicitly expressed the stock of Veritaserum using up by Umbridge very much, if wanted to need to wait for a month. 至于使用吐真剂逼问,斯内普很明确地表示吐真剂的库存已经被乌姆里奇给用完了,如果想要需要等一个月。 Umbridge is angry very much, but also has no good way. 乌姆里奇对此很生气,但也没什么好办法。 Veritaserum is the contraband goods in magical world, even can purchase in Black Market, the expense is still much higher, moreover may not buy, even if she is vice- Minister does not dare is so flagrant. 吐真剂在魔法界属于违禁品,就算能在黑市购买,费用也高得惊人,而且不一定能够买到,哪怕她是副部长也不敢如此明目张胆。 ...... …… „Since she returns, the Hogwarts castle gives me a depressing feeling, as if here is not a school, but is a jail.” “自从她返回后,霍格沃茨城堡就给我一种压抑的感觉,仿佛这里不是学校,而是一座监牢。” Shanna and Albert walk abreast in row on going to the library road, two people will speak thoughtlessly to chat the castle recent change: „The fellow is getting more and more intense, I suspected very much she is trying to use this way to make people dread her.” 珊娜与艾伯特并排走在前往图书馆的路上,两人随口聊起城堡近期的变化:“那家伙越来越变本加厉,我很怀疑她正试图使用这种方式让人们畏惧她。” „Toad truly is a control wants very strong woman, she has wanted to control Hogwarts thoroughly, even thinks that all challenge her authorities and any opposed the people who she and her three views do not tally should be punished.” Albert is not accidental/surprised, Umbridge is truly loathful, even is the hatred. “癞蛤蟆确实是个控制欲很强地女人,她一直想彻底控制霍格沃茨,甚至认为一切挑战她的权威和任何反对她与她三观不符合的人都应该受到惩罚。”艾伯特对此并不意外,乌姆里奇确实很令人讨厌,甚至是憎恨。 „You knew about her actually very much!” Shanna smiles bitterly to say. “你倒是对她很了解！”珊娜不由苦笑道。 She actually approved the Albert words very much, Umbridge truly made many bad concerns recently. 她心里其实很认同艾伯特的话,乌姆里奇最近确实做了不少糟心事。 „Umbridge neglected a matter.” Albert said suddenly. “乌姆里奇忽视了一件事。”艾伯特忽然说。 „What matter?” Shanna asked curiously. “什么事？”珊娜好奇地问。 „She now or Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, that position is inauspicious, I do not think that the curse of Defence Against the Dark Arts can easily be so broken by her, will otherwise not need to replace professor in these years every year.” Albert as if saw the Umbridge following tragic destiny, before Voldemort died, holds an office in the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor fate is not quite good. “她现在还是黑魔法防御教授,那个职位可不吉利,我不认为黑魔法防御的诅咒能够如此被她轻易打破,否则这几十年来也就不会每年都需要更换教授。”艾伯特仿佛看到了乌姆里奇接下来的悲惨命运,在伏地魔死去前,任职黑魔法防御教授的下场都不太好。 „I only hope that she hurries to get the hell out!” Shanna sighed: „I worried very much the following test will be affected, these fellows have not been serious the student, Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Test (N.E.W.T.) is almost in the students life the most important leaving examination.” “我只希望她赶紧滚蛋！”珊娜叹了口气道:“我很担心接下来的考试会受影响,那些家伙从没把学生当回事,终极巫师考试几乎是学生们一生中最重要的毕业考试。” „Situation you have not thought Dreadful like that.” “情况没你想得那般糟糕。” „Yourself are certainly indifferent.” Shanna cannot bear toward Albert shows the whites of the eyes, „you do not need a broken certificate to prove itself, that thing to you also such.” “你自己当然无所谓。”珊娜忍不住朝艾伯特翻了个白眼,“你已经不需要一张破证书来证明自己了,那玩意对你来说也就那样。” Albert has not refuted, actual situation truly such, he does not need a certificate to prove oneself level. 艾伯特倒也没反驳,实际情况确实就那样,他根本不需要一张证书来证明自己的水平。 When they prepare to enter library, finds Lee Jordan to run over pantingly, both hands support the knee, said pantingly: „It is not good!” 就在他们准备走进图书馆的时候,就瞧见李·乔丹气喘吁吁地跑过来,双手撑住膝盖,气喘吁吁地说道:“不好了！” „What's the matter?” Albert selects the eyebrow to ask. “怎么回事？”艾伯特挑眉问道。 „Fred and George because of trades joke item to the students, was held by the Inquisitorial Squad member.” Lee Jordan gasped for breath said: „Was closed by Filch in the dungeon, probably also suffered several whips.” “弗雷德与乔治因向学生们贩卖玩笑道具,被调查行动组成员抓住了。”李·乔丹喘气地说:“被费尔奇关在地牢里,好像还挨了好几下鞭子。” „They may not be really careful.” Albert shakes the head to say. He remembers that oneself had reminded them couple days ago. “他们可真是不小心。”艾伯特摇头道。他记得自己前几天才提醒过他们的。 „This cannot blame them. That group of bastards...... Inquisitorial Squad sneak attacked them.” Lee Jordan said angrily, „not so, even they possibly are not......” “这不能怪他们。那群混蛋……调查行动组偷袭了他们。”李·乔丹愤怒地说,“不然,就算是他们也不可能是……” „Very normal, not?” The Albert words make Lee Jordan a little compel ignorant. “很正常,不是吗？”艾伯特的话让李·乔丹有点懵逼。 „Normal?” “正常吗？” „You guys do it all the time.” Albert somewhat said speechless, he feels many person actually very double signs . Moreover the most important thing is, this is their several people of the heads of opening. “你们不也经常那样做。”艾伯特有些无语地说,他觉得很多人其实都很双标,而且最最最重要的是,这还是他们几人开的头。 Lee Jordan is dumbfounded immediately. 李·乔丹顿时哑口无言。 „Ok, you were here angry do not help matters. Now makes them suffer a hardship, rising a lesson is also good.” The Albert tone is very tranquil, seems only an insignificant minor matter. “好了,你在这里愤怒也无济于事。现在让他们吃点苦头,涨点教训也好。”艾伯特语气很平静,仿佛只是一件微不足道的小事。 Then, Albert brings Lee Jordan to walk toward the dungeon. 说完,艾伯特带着李·乔丹朝地牢走去。 When he arrives in the dungeon time, discovered that Fred and George was hung the wrist/skill by the chains, is hanging on the ceiling. 等他抵达地牢的时候,发现弗雷德与乔治都被锁链吊住手腕,悬挂在天花板上。 „Fortunately!” “还好吧！” The Albert sound resounds in the dungeon suddenly. 艾伯特的声音陡然在地牢里响起。 „I know that you will not give up our.” George said excitedly, as if touches the wound, grins slightly. “我就知道你不会放弃我们的。”乔治兴奋地说,似乎触碰到伤口,微微龇牙。 Nearby Fred complained annoyedly, „Filch that anomaly, pulled out our several with the whip ruthlessly, I must make him taste by the taste that the whip pulled out ruthlessly.” 旁边的弗雷德恼火地抱怨道,“费尔奇那变态,用鞭子狠抽了我们好几下,我一定要让他尝尝被鞭子狠抽的滋味。” „Thought?” “想好了？” Albert extracted wand to shake lightly, locked in two people chains to open automatically, the wound that even their wound whips kept also gradually healed. 艾伯特抽出魔杖轻晃了一下,锁住两人的锁链自动打开了,连他们身上的伤口鞭子留下来的伤口也逐渐愈合。 Fred and George exchanged a look, said toward the Albert nod: „Tonight starts!” 弗雷德与乔治交换了一下眼神,朝着艾伯特点头道:“今晚就开始！” „We plan to start with the game that Umbridge plays hide-and-seek tonight, must give Filch and some toad pleasant surprises.” Fred rubbed the rubbing the hands wrist to say. “我们打算今晚就开始跟乌姆里奇捉迷藏的游戏,怎么也得给费尔奇与癞蛤蟆一些惊喜。”弗雷德揉了揉手腕说。 „Do you really plan to engage in guerrilla warfare?” “你们真打算打游击？” „Right, we planned that unites with Peeves, forms the mischievous three people of groups.” “对,我们打算跟皮皮鬼联合,成立调皮捣蛋三人组。” „No, should call the counter- toad guerrilla force, takes a look to a Umbridge color.” Fred and George said firmly. “不,应该叫反癞蛤蟆游击队,给乌姆里奇一点颜色瞧瞧。”弗雷德与乔治坚定地说道。 „What to do do you plan?” Lee Jordan asked curiously. “你们打算怎么办？”李·乔丹好奇地问。 „First suppresses the Umbridge arrogance slightly, summoned that everyone revolts against the toad.” George said simply under own plan, „then, leaves Hogwarts at crucial moments.” “先稍微打压一下乌姆里奇的气焰,号召大家反抗癞蛤蟆。”乔治简单说了下自己的计划,“然后,在关键时刻离开霍格沃茨。” „Which hides, Room of Requirement?” Lee Jordan asked curiously. “躲哪儿,有求必应屋吗？”李·乔丹好奇问道。 „Actually can also return to the dormitory, Umbridge definitely cannot think.” Albert said suddenly. “其实也可以回宿舍,乌姆里奇肯定想不到。”艾伯特忽然说。 „Before that we need Marauder's Map, I know that you definitely have the means lane to open again.” Fred and George simultaneously looks to Albert, they need new Marauder's Map to resist raid in all directions Umbridge. “在那之前,我们需要一张活点地图,我知道你肯定有办法再弄张出来。”弗雷德与乔治齐齐望向艾伯特,他们需要新的活点地图来对抗乌姆里奇的四处搜捕。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)