After gradually adapts to the Hogwarts' chaotic situation, everyone with amazement discovered that the original House life had had the tremendous changes. 在逐渐适应霍格沃茨的混乱局势后,大家都惊讶地发现原本的学院生活已经发生了天翻地覆的变化。 professor in current the bad concern to the castle look but not see completely, even if the students play Wizard's Card in the classroom flagrantly, they will not express any comment, the awarded marks point deduction was more optional. 教授们对城堡里正在发生的糟心事完全视而不见,哪怕学生们在课堂上明目张胆地玩巫师牌,他们也不会发表任何意见,加分扣分就更随意了。 Since Hogwarts presents Inquisitorial Squad, who did not have to be serious the score truly. 自从霍格沃茨出现调查行动组后,就没谁真正把分数当回事了。 In some charms classroom, Professor Flitwick is runs to surround Fred and Lee Jordan hits Wizard's Card, chatted the «Challenges in Charming» magazine with Albert, making many students shock. 在某次魔咒课堂上,弗立维教授更是跑去围观弗雷德与李·乔丹打巫师牌,跟艾伯特闲聊起《魔咒创新》杂志,让很多学生大跌眼镜。 No one has thought even Professor Flitwick also started to suspend rottenly. 谁都没想过连弗立维教授也开始摆烂了。 Although attended class becomes very at will, but the Professor Flitwick classroom was still very popular, especially he will sometimes be prompted by a sudden impulse, discussed various interesting topics in the classroom with everyone, for example the experience of his young time travelling various countries, made Albert mount the stage to give everyone one time to discuss the International Wizarding Duelling Competition matter, grew various general knowledge to everyone while convenient. 虽说上课变得很随意,但弗立维教授的课堂仍然很受欢迎,特别是他有时候会心血来潮,在课堂上跟大家谈论各种有趣的话题,例如他年轻时候游历各国的经历,有一次还让艾伯特上台给大家讲国际巫师决斗大赛的事,顺带给大家增长各种常识。 In fact, after Headmaster Dumbledore is forced to leave the school, entire Hogwarts' professor from the start new Headmaster have not been serious, is glad to look at the opposite party to make the joke very much. 事实上,在邓布利多校长被迫离开学校后,整个霍格沃茨的教授们压根没把新校长当回事,都很乐意看对方闹出笑话。 So long as each time meets a minor matter, professor will make one go to „please” Umbridge to come processing, as if leaves new Headmaster, no one has the means to process the matter. 每次只要遇到点小事,教授们就会让人去“请”乌姆里奇过来处理,仿佛离开新校长,谁都没办法把事情处理好。 Therefore, the Headmaster life of Umbridge all of a sudden becomes busy. 因此,乌姆里奇的校长生活一下子变得忙碌起来。 Every day always has such several classrooms to hear the Fanged Frisbee roaring sound, then, Umbridge and Filch need to bring the large-scale sweep net, hurries to help professor solve the trouble in a hurry. 每天总有那么几间教室能听到狼牙飞碟的咆哮声,然后,乌姆里奇与费尔奇就需要带着大型的捕虫网,匆匆赶去帮教授们解决麻烦。 Since cannot use the incantation to cope with Fanged Frisbee, that can only try to find another way, if this minor matter is unable to be solved, will appear her to be very incompetent. 既然不能使用咒语对付狼牙飞碟,那就只能另想办法,如果这点小事都无法解决,就会显得她很无能。 Therefore, at the suggestion of Filch, Umbridge made a large-scale sweep net, so long as uses this thing to live the Fanged Frisbee net, can't solve the problem with ease? 所以,在费尔奇的建议下,乌姆里奇就弄了个大型捕虫网,只要使用这玩意将狼牙飞碟网住,不就可以轻松解决问题了？ Matter naturally does not have like that simply, but at least is that Filch said the means of solving the problem. 事情自然没费尔奇说的那般简单,但至少算是个解决问题的办法。 Always has each time eats the melon people to give Umbridge and Filch shouted you can do it and so on words in side much, the picture always specially being pregnant feeling. 每次总有不少吃瓜群众在旁边给乌姆里奇与费尔奇喊加油之类的话,画面总是特别有喜感。 Because such scene happened frequently, Albert changes to more inexpensive fly toy Fanged Frisbee. 由于这样的场景经常发生,艾伯特就把狼牙飞碟改成更廉价的苍蝇玩具。 That toy fly has the head of toad, always likes in people head flying, exudes buzz humming sound the annoying sound unceasingly. 那玩具苍蝇有个癞蛤蟆的脑袋,总喜欢在众人头上飞行,不断发出嗡嗡嗡的烦人响声。 Therefore, unlucky Umbridge has not enjoyed the Headmaster power with enough time, first gave itself tired half dead. 于是,倒霉的乌姆里奇还没来得及享受到校长的权力,就先把自己给累了个半死。 She must bring Filch to rush about every day everywhere, is handling various endless thunderbolts, her back is to become a Hogwarts' scenery line. 她每天都得带着费尔奇到处奔波,处理着各种层出不穷的突发事件,她的背影更是成为霍格沃茨的一道风景线。 Everyone knows that professor are capable of solving the problem, but they have very sufficient reason to throw the issue to Umbridge, because they cannot affirm whether oneself have this power, therefore asked Umbridge to help solve the problem to be simpler in the past. 大家都知道教授们有能力自行解决问题,但他们也有很充足的理由将问题扔给乌姆里奇,因为他们不能肯定自己是否有这个权力,所以请乌姆里奇过去帮忙解决问题更简单。 Now the people in entire school are looking at the Umbridge joke, professor are glad to coordinate everyone to give Umbridge similarly very much to look for a matter to do, cannot make her idle, otherwise Umbridge will continue to do the matter. 现在整个学校里的人都在看乌姆里奇的笑话,就连教授们同样很乐意配合大家给乌姆里奇找点事情做,不能让她闲下来,否则乌姆里奇又会继续搞事。 Albert initially that „toad purely was too idle, had the time and energy looks for everyone's trouble.” Obtained the affirmations of many. 艾伯特当初那句“癞蛤蟆纯粹就是太闲了,才有时间与精力去找大家的麻烦。”得到了很多人的肯定。 Therefore, everyone is helping her look for a job to do. 所以,大家都在帮她找事做。 No one will sympathize with the Umbridge bitter experience, who makes Umbridge make a mess Hogwarts, but also wants to crawl to everyone head abuses power? 没人会去同情乌姆里奇的遭遇,谁让乌姆里奇把霍格沃茨搞得一团糟,还想爬到大家头上作威作福呢？ Since she likes tossing about randomly, that made her toss about, the trouble of toad was also far from the conclusion in any case, moreover in the castle also had compared with her Peeves that liked tossing about. 既然她喜欢乱折腾,那就让她折腾好了,反正癞蛤蟆的麻烦还远远没有结束,而且城堡里还有个比她更喜欢折腾的皮皮鬼。 Mentioned Peeves, everyone present is loves and hates about it. 说起皮皮鬼,大家现在是对它又爱又恨。 As of late, Peeves truly has lasting achievements, it can always , when looks for trouble to Umbridge, is everyone brings happy and laughter. Now the Hogwarts' most laughingstock, is jointly supported by Peeves and Umbridge. 最近这段时间,皮皮鬼确实功不可没,它总能在给乌姆里奇找麻烦的时候,为大家带来欢乐与笑声。如今霍格沃茨的大半笑料,都是由皮皮鬼与乌姆里奇联合支撑起来的。 However, if by Peeves practical joke affecting, 然而,要是被皮皮鬼的恶作剧给波及了, That absolutely is not the wonderful matter, no one wants to realize the experience of Umbridge personally. This mischievous fellow when everyone has the lunch, opened one can of Surstromming in the Umbridge front, and pours it in Umbridge front tray, but also invited the opposite party to enjoy the Swedish traditional good food warmly. 那绝对不是什么美妙的事,谁都不想亲自体会乌姆里奇的经历。这个调皮捣蛋的家伙在大伙吃午饭的时候,在乌姆里奇的面前打开了一罐鲱鱼罐头,并将其倒在乌姆里奇面前的盘子里,还热情地邀请对方享用瑞典传统的美食。 Surstromming opened that moment, the Umbridge complexion was black, Surstromming unique „fragrance”, almost lets Umbridge and professor on teacher seat food that just ate spitting. 鲱鱼罐头被打开的那一刻,乌姆里奇的脸色都黑了,鲱鱼罐头地独特“香味”,差点让乌姆里奇与教师席位上的教授们把刚吃下去的食物给吐出来。 „You're welcome, tastes quickly.” “别客气,快尝尝。” Peeves giggle takes up a pacific herring with a smile, made toward the movement that the mouth puts, then hands the Umbridge front, seems considering whether toward the Umbridge mouth stopper. 皮皮鬼咯咯笑着拿起一条鲱鱼,做了个往嘴里放的动作,然后递到乌姆里奇的面前,似乎在考虑是否往乌姆里奇的嘴里塞。 Under the gazes of other professor complex vision, that pacific herring was not buckled on the face of Umbridge carefully. 在其他教授们复杂目光的注视下,那盘鲱鱼被不小心扣到乌姆里奇的脸上。 „Here also has luckily.” “幸好我这里还有。” Peeves changes one can of Surstromming, after opening again, pursues in the Umbridge back, invites she must taste this type „delicacy” canned food. 皮皮鬼又变出一罐鲱鱼罐头,再次打开后,追在乌姆里奇的背后,邀请她一定要品尝一下这种“美味”的罐头。 „Fragrance” gradually goes far away with giggle the laughter in a scream, the people are all looking at the entrance hall dumbfoundedly. “香味”在一阵尖叫与咯咯笑声中逐渐远去,众人全都目瞪口呆地望着门厅。 The next quarter, many people cover mouth to do to retch the shape. 下一刻,很多人都捂嘴做干呕状。 Without the means that that flavor is too wonderful, seizes their complete appetites all of a sudden. 没办法,那股味道实在太美妙,一下子夺走他们的全部食欲。 George turns head to look to Albert, why suddenly was a little clear own good friend not to eat the thing, a little regretted how oneself did not have more vigilant. 乔治扭头望向艾伯特,忽然有点明白自己的好友为什么不吃东西了,有点后悔自己怎么就没警惕些。 „Really is the fearful flavor, is very difficult to believe that unexpectedly is the flavor that the canned food beam energy spread sends.” Lee Jordan felt own whole person is not good. “真是可怕的味道,实在很难让人相信那居然是罐头能散发出来的味道。”李·乔丹感觉自己整个人都不好了。 „Surstromming, it is said is traditional food of Sweden. However, even the muggle world, without many people will still attempt to taste it.” Shanna is looking at front the remaining food, does not have any appetite. “鲱鱼罐头,据说是瑞典的传统食物。不过,就算是麻瓜世界,也没多少人会尝试去品尝它。”珊娜望着面前剩下的食物,没有任何的食欲。 „If you can overcome that flavor, Surstromming is very delicious.” Albert decided that makes House-elf give itself to prepare extra food later. “如果你们能够克服那股味道,鲱鱼罐头还是挺好吃的。”艾伯特决定让家养小精灵待会给自己准备额外食物。 „Have you tasted?” “你尝过？” People simultaneously looks to Albert, all shows very shocking expression. 众人齐齐望向艾伯特,全都露出十分震惊的表情。 „Has not attempted, has not planned to attempt.” Albert shakes the head, although he likes tasting the good food, but has no interest in various types of marvel food. “没尝试过,也没打算尝试。”艾伯特摇头,他虽然喜欢品尝美食,但对各种奇葩食物却没兴趣。 „I remember that you gave Lane Peeves a big box of that type of canned food!” “我记得你给皮皮鬼了一大箱那种罐头！” George realizes a serious concern suddenly, if Peeves opens Surstromming in the hall every day, they must eat meal. 乔治忽然意识到一个严重的问题,要是皮皮鬼每天都在大厅里开个鲱鱼罐头,那他们到底还要不要吃饭了。 The surroundings fall into a strange silence. 周围陷入一片诡异的沉默。 This without doubt is a depressing news, everyone present can only pray silently Umbridge do not come to the hall to dine again. 这无疑是个令人沮丧的消息,大家现在只能默默祈祷乌姆里奇不要再来大厅用餐。 However, their desires are doomed to fail, Peeves always likes, when Umbridge dines runs to disturb, no matter how Umbridge does unable to hide, only if she does not dine in Hogwarts, twice nature, but the number of times were many, that radically is the not possible matter. 然而,他们的愿望注定落空,皮皮鬼总喜欢在乌姆里奇用餐的时候跑出来捣乱,不管乌姆里奇怎么做都躲不掉,除非她不在霍格沃茨用餐,一次两次自然可以,但次数多了,那根本就是不可能的事。 Holds everyone unlucky mentality, Umbridge is running to go to the hall to dine together again, draws everyone to launch together, causing many people to see Umbridge to appear after the hall, will finish eating the thing to leave the hall rapidly, so as to avoid being been disgusting later by Peeves food. 抱着大家一起倒霉的心态,乌姆里奇再次跑去大厅用餐,拉大家一起下水,导致很多人看到乌姆里奇出现在大厅后,都会迅速吃完东西离开大厅,免得待会被皮皮鬼的食物恶心到。 It is said that Peeves previous time gave Lane Umbridge the cockroach thick soup. 据说,皮皮鬼上次给乌姆里奇了份蟑螂浓汤。 Many people do not understand that insistence of Umbridge, does not understand Umbridge crosses abyss of suffering in the school, is still not willing to give up the Headmaster position. 很多人都不明白乌姆里奇的坚持,不明白乌姆里奇在学校里过得水深火热,仍然不肯放弃校长的位置。 In the Hogwarts castle, is willing to Umbridge provides the help to only have Filch truly. 在霍格沃茨城堡里,真正愿意给乌姆里奇提供帮助的只有费尔奇。 Probably is because Umbridge makes Filch feel itself to be made good use, moreover Umbridge also through «Approval for Whipping Decree», gives Filch to teach the powers of these mischievous students with the whip. 大概是因为乌姆里奇让费尔奇感受到自己受到重用,而且乌姆里奇还通过《鞭刑批准令》,赋予费尔奇用鞭子教训那些调皮捣蛋学生的权力。 From now on, Filch will be carrying the horsewhip every day, saunters in the corridor everywhere, hopes anxiously catches these trouble makers. 自此,费尔奇每天会拎着马鞭,在走廊里到处转悠,急盼抓到那些捣蛋鬼。 The point is that Filch seems like forgot oneself are only squib, in facing in front of the student who can incantation is not worth mentioning from the start . Moreover the mischievous student are too really many at present, they under united compared with in Albert «Anti-Toad Outline». 可问题是,费尔奇似乎忘记自己只是个哑炮,在面对可以施咒的学生面前压根不值一提,况且眼下调皮捣蛋的学生实在太多了,他们在艾伯特的《反癞蛤蟆纲要》下比以前更团结。 Filch at all is not their opponents, cannot catch anybody from the start. 费尔奇根本不是他们的对手,也压根抓不到任何人。 Naturally, everyone will not do goes too far, often will use Full Body-Bind Curse, making this dear manager mister punish by forcing to stand for several hours on the corridor, moreover who he could not have caught is making fun of himself. 当然,大家也不会做的太过分,往往会使用全身束缚咒,让这位亲爱的管理员先生在走廊上罚站几小时,而且他还逮不到是谁在捉弄自己。 „Umbridge forbade our three to participate in Quidditch to compete, Angelina was soon wild with rage.” Fred carries food to sit to the Albert side, raises matter that had a moment ago, „she also has a dream to confiscate our Broomstick unexpectedly, I said that broom was robbed by Peeves, making her own look for Peeves to want, finally she also plans to search our dormitories unexpectedly......” “乌姆里奇又重新禁止我们三个参加魁地奇比赛了,安吉丽娜都快要被气疯了。”弗雷德端着食物坐到艾伯特的身边,提起刚才发生的事,“她居然还做梦想要没收我们的飞天扫帚,我说扫帚被皮皮鬼抢走了,让她自己去找皮皮鬼要,结果她居然还打算搜查我们的宿舍……” „We thought that she may want to aim at you.” George lowered the sound saying: „Toad possibly suspected that these canned food are you provide to Peeves, it is said Umbridge also searched Room of Requirement, as if wanted to find the evidence.” “我们觉得她有可能想要针对你。”乔治压低声音说:“癞蛤蟆可能怀疑那些罐头是你提供给皮皮鬼的,据说乌姆里奇还搜查了有求必应屋,似乎想要找到证据。” Finally it can be imagined, Umbridge has no way to enter Gryffindor's common room, because everyone forgot the password. 结果可想而知,乌姆里奇没法进入格兰芬多的公共休息室,因为大家都忘记了口令。 The opening the door request of Fat Lady is very simple, says the password to let. 胖夫人的开门要求很简单,说出口令就让进去。 Without the password, no one permits. 没口令,谁都不允许进去。 „Afterward, she looked for Professor McGonagall to want the password.” Fred as if felt that this matter is very funny, „Professor McGonagall said her forgetting the password.” “后来,她去找麦格教授要口令了。”弗雷德似乎感觉这件事很搞笑,“麦格教授说她把口令给忘了。” „In brief, the toad gave up finally.” “总之,癞蛤蟆最后还是放弃了。” „You should make her ask me to want the password.” Albert said. “你们应该让她来找我要口令。”艾伯特笑着说。 „Will you tell her?” Fred asked curiously, they did not believe Albert to be able such good intention. “你会告诉她？”弗雷德好奇问道,他们可不信艾伯特能这么好心。 „I will let she strides in the lounge the time throws down.” Albert shrugs saying that „had better be able knock several teeth, I think that Madam Pomfrey should not have the means to make the tooth rapid long come out, perhaps she needs to make up several gold teeth.” “我会让她跨入休息室的时候摔倒。”艾伯特耸了耸肩道,“最好能磕掉几颗牙齿,我想庞弗雷夫人应该没办法让牙齿迅速长出来,也许她就需要补几颗金牙。” „We planned to give the toad recently a pleasant surprise.” George looked all around to lower the sound to say. “我们最近打算给癞蛤蟆一个惊喜。”乔治环顾四周压低声音说。 „Un, is greatly pleasantly surprised?” The Albert doubts looked that said to George: „Every day has the big pleasant surprise, so long as can maintain everyone's smile to be enough.” “嗯,大惊喜？”艾伯特疑惑地看向乔治说:“现在每天都有大惊喜,只要能够维持住大家的笑容就已经足够了。” „You said right. However, this time is the action of Anti-Toad Alliance, we prepare to turn into a swamp the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom, when the time comes everyone did not need to attend class, Portable Swamp that previous time made can apply by chance.” Fred said under their plan to Albert simply. “你说得对。不过,这一次是反癞蛤蟆联盟的行动,我们准备将黑魔法防御教室变成一片沼泽,到时候大家就不用去上课了,上次弄出来的便携式沼泽恰巧可以派上用场。”弗雷德跟艾伯特简单说了下他们的计划。 „Also no one likes her class in any case truly.” George echoes to say. “反正也没有人真正喜欢她的课。”乔治附和道。 „Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom, if had no way to attend class, Skiving Snackbox estimated that did not have to sell now.” Albert is quite looking at Fred and George speechless, reminded well-meaning, „, if you want to the toad a pleasant surprise, to turn into a swamp outside the Defence Against the Dark Arts corridor, letting them only to use the boat to cross the swamp to attend class, can look for a matter to Filch while convenient, he takes the whip to wander around now all day, may not seem like a manager.” “黑魔法防御教室要是没法上课了,速效逃课糖估计就没现在好卖了。”艾伯特颇为无语地望着弗雷德与乔治,善意地提醒道,“如果你们想给癞蛤蟆一个惊喜,可以把黑魔法防御外头的走廊变成一片沼泽,让他们只能使用小船渡过沼泽去上课,顺便也能给费尔奇找点事,他现在整天拿着鞭子四处游荡,可不像是个管理员。” „You said right, we somewhat let success go to the head.” Fred and George naturally must be able to pass with money, Umbridge without doubt is the one safeguard of Skiving Snackbox sale. “你说得对,我们有些得意忘形了。”弗雷德与乔治自然不会跟钱过不去,乌姆里奇无疑是速效逃课糖热卖的一种保障。 „Perhaps your plans must delay.” Lee Jordan does not know where braves. “你们那计划恐怕得延迟了。”李·乔丹不知从哪儿冒出来。 „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” „I the attendant point did not have Nicolas of head to say a moment ago, Umbridge had passed Educational Decree that expels Peeves, she planned that makes Ministry of Magic send people to help solve the Peeves problem.” Lee Jordan mentioned the news that he hits him to arrive at today most newly, „were your swamps credible, can by Ministry of Magic's that group of fellows eliminating.” “我刚才听差点没头的尼可说,乌姆里奇已经通过了驱逐皮皮鬼的教育令了,她打算让魔法部派人过来帮忙解决皮皮鬼的问题。”李·乔丹说起他今天最新打他到的消息,“你们的沼泽靠不靠谱,会不会被魔法部的那群家伙给消除掉。” „Then matters will do well on and other from now on, perhaps when the time comes we have developed the new odor edition Portable Swamp.” “那就等这件事过后再弄好了,也许到时候我们已经开发出新的恶臭版本的便携式沼泽了。” Weasley Twins is not too confident to own swamp, he believes that the Umbridge fee/spent very big vigor may not handle Portable Swamp, but professor so long as actually wields wand easily to eliminate, as Ministry of Magic's elite Auror, the ability is impossible is too disappointing. 韦斯莱双胞胎对自己的沼泽并不算太有信心,他相信乌姆里奇费很大劲都不一定能够搞定便携式沼泽,但教授们却只要挥挥魔杖就可以轻易消除,作为魔法部的精锐傲罗,能力不可能太差劲。 „This is a good opportunity, making Ministry of Magic's that group of people have a look at the Umbridge distressed appearance.” Albert said in a soft voice, „takes while convenient the statue of toad!” “这是个不错的机会,让魔法部的那群人看看乌姆里奇的狼狈模样吧。”艾伯特轻声说道,“顺便把癞蛤蟆的雕像都拿出来！” „Finally can take the toad statue?” George looks very excited, they very early on the manufacture Umbridge statue, prepares to put aside in entrance hall appreciates. “终于要把癞蛤蟆雕像拿出来了吗？”乔治看上去很兴奋,他们很早就制造乌姆里奇的雕像,准备搁置在门厅处供人欣赏。 On that statue was also released various types to protect magic by Albert, will not easily be destroyed, moreover with Permanent Sticking Charm, Ministry of Magic that crowd of Auror came even, is still very difficult to make it. 那雕像上还被艾伯特释放了各种保护魔法,不会被轻易破坏,而且用永久粘贴咒,就算是魔法部那群傲罗来了,也很难将它弄走。 „I want definitely to give everyone greatly pleasantly surprised one.” “我想肯定能给大家一个大惊喜。” Fred smilingly said, he anticipated more and more arrival of that day, the entire castle definitely will be when the time comes in great confusion, what relations but does this have with him? 弗雷德笑眯眯地说,他越来越期待那天的到来,到时候整个城堡肯定会乱成一团,但这又跟他有什么关系呢？ After dissemination of specially Lee Jordan, everyone knows that Ministry of Magic has issued expel the order of Peeves. 经过李·乔丹的特意传播,大家都知道魔法部已经下达驱逐皮皮鬼的命令。 Most excited is Filch, he can drive away from Hogwarts oneself archenemy finally. 最为兴奋的莫过于费尔奇,他终于可以把自己的大敌从霍格沃茨赶走了。 However, most students actually do not favor Ministry of Magic, because previous Umbridge had once attempted, therefore suffers loss, finally Headmaster acts to solve the problem. 然而,大部分学生却不看好魔法部,因为上一次乌姆里奇就曾尝试过,因此吃足苦头,最后还是校长出面才解决问题。 If really can easily expel Hogwarts Peeves, the fellow not possible still to keep Hogwarts until the present absolutely. 如果真能轻易将皮皮鬼赶出霍格沃茨,那家伙绝对不可能到现在仍留在霍格沃茨。 ( https://) (https://) 1 second remembers the apex novel:. 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