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#281: Defence Against the Dark Arts

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Sign that also after several days, with the Forbidden Forest monster related topic, still had not abated. Without the means that even professor also the monster in curious Forbidden Forest are anything. 又过了几天,与禁林的怪物有关的话题,仍然还没有消退的迹象。没办法,连教授们也在好奇禁林里的怪物是什么。 The student who some brain holes open greatly, this matter and Hogwarts' exhortation to students links, said that in Forbidden Forest has dragon, the Hogwarts school raises secretly. 有些脑洞大开的学生,将这事与霍格沃茨的校训联系在一起,说禁林里有条火龙,还是霍格沃茨学校偷偷饲养的。 Actually, was too idle, will be all right passes on the rumor randomly, must really make the student face directly these monsters, had not been frightened scared shitless. 其实,就是太闲了,才会没事乱传流言,要真让学生去直面那些怪物,还不被吓得屁滚尿流。 In the afternoon, in the Defence Against the Dark Arts class, some people cannot bear finally curiously, raised this matter to Professor Smith, it is said Professor Smith helped drive away the monster in Forbidden Forest at that time. 下午,黑魔法防御课上,终于有人忍不住好奇,向史密斯教授提起这件事,据说史密斯教授当时就在禁林里帮忙驱赶怪物。 „Very regrettable, I have not seen that monster the appearance.” Facing everyone anticipates the vision, Professor Smith to reply by a very helpless tone: „At that time, I and Dumbledore searched for that monster trail separatedly, finally did not know the luck to be good, was the luck is not good, by Headmaster bumping into, it is said was a dangerous big fellow.” “很遗憾,我并没有见到那怪物的模样。”面对大家期待地目光,史密斯教授以一种很无奈的口吻回答道:“当时,我与邓布利多分开搜寻那怪物踪迹,结果也不知道运气好,还是运气不好,被校长给碰到了,据说是一个危险的大家伙。” Sees regrettable expression on everyone face, Professor Smith comforts to say with a smile: „Although I have not met the monster in your mouth, but I meet another dangerous monster in Forbidden Forest.” 看到大家脸上的遗憾表情,史密斯教授笑着安抚道:“虽然我并没遇到你们口中的怪物,但我在禁林里遇到另一种危险的怪物。” „What monster?” Lee Jordan first asked. “什么怪物呢？”李·乔丹抢先问道。 „Acromantula.” Professor Smith smilingly said, „you should also see one time, in Boggart that class, the thing that two Mr. Weasley is afraid is Acromantula.” “八眼巨蛛。”史密斯教授笑眯眯地说道,“你们应该也曾经见过一次,就在博格特的那堂课上,两位韦斯莱先生害怕的东西就是八眼巨蛛。” On the seat a piece talked in whispers immediately. 座位上顿时一片窃窃私语。 „You do not know probably, once had the rumor, in Forbidden Forest has massive Acromantula, I thought that this matter should not be false, why this is also Dumbledore prohibits everyone from entering one of the Forbidden Forest reasons.” Professor Smith does not forget to warn everyone. “你们大概不知道,曾有传言,禁林里有大量的八眼巨蛛,我觉得这件事应该不假,这也是邓布利多为什么禁止大家进入禁林的原因之一。”史密斯教授不忘警告所有人。 Because of the Fluffy event, accompanied to intrude the student in Forbidden Forest recently suddenly changes, Hagrid has a headache about this matter, but also inserted several signs in the Forbidden Forest entrance, expressed that once were caught passes the entry confinement. 因为路威事件,最近结伴闯入禁林里的学生忽然变多了,海格非常头疼这件事,还在禁林入口插了好几块牌子,表示一旦被抓到就通通关禁闭。 „Who knows that what the Acromantula magic classification rank is?” Professor Smith patted clapping, attracts again everyone's attention. “谁知道八眼巨蛛的魔法分类级别是什么？”史密斯教授拍了拍手,重新将大家的注意力吸引过来。 „.” Fred opens the mouth to say. “XXXXX。”弗雷德开口道。 „Very good.” Professor Smith looks all around the people, warned severely, „Acromantula was a natural disposition cruel giant spider, can understand the logical expression, can speak the logical expression, but also happy food flesh, therefore, do not suspect this group of everyone's intelligence quotient.” “很好。”史密斯教授环顾众人,严厉地警告道,“八眼巨蛛是一种生性残忍的巨型蜘蛛,能够听得懂人话,能够说人话,但也喜食人肉,所以,不要怀疑这群大家伙的智商。” „At your present magic levels, meets the Acromantula estimate to escape continually cannot escape.” “以你们现在的魔法水准,遇到八眼巨蛛估计连逃都逃不过。” „What to do should we?” “那我们该怎么办呢？” „Best way naturally to their distant point.” Professor Smith said, „does not want self to think study point(s) magic, thinks oneself are very fierce, stupidly do not drill toward Forbidden Forest, that is to the irresponsibleness of own life, if died, but must Hagrid enter the grove to tidy up the wreckage to you, even I, once were not sneak attacked by Acromantula carefully, should still therefore discard the poor life.” “最好的办法自然就是离它们远点。”史密斯教授道,“不要自以为学点魔法,就认为自己很厉害,更不要傻傻往禁林里钻,那是对自己生命的不负责任,要是死了,还得海格进林子给你们收拾残骸,就算是我,一旦不小心被八眼巨蛛偷袭,也会因此丢掉小命。” „Will Acromantula really speak the logical expression?” The Professor Smith words shook most students without a doubt, but several person curiosity were exuberant. “八眼巨蛛真的会说人话吗？”史密斯教授的话毫无疑问震住了大部分的学生,但还是有些几个人好奇心旺盛。 „Yes, Acromantula will truly speak the logical expression.” “是的,八眼巨蛛确实会说人话。” On the seat, Fred and George look at each other in blank dismay, they have met Acromantula truly, thought that the Smith words is a little exaggerating, by them that was a person selected over a hundred Acromantula fierce people only. 座位上,弗雷德与乔治面面相觑,他们是真正遇到过八眼巨蛛的,觉得史密斯的话有点夸张,他们旁边那位可是一个人单挑了上百只八眼巨蛛的猛人呢。 „No, Professor Smith has not spoken incorrectly, Acromantula is very dangerous, is not everyone looks like you is so lucky.” Albert approves the Professor Smith words, he despises Acromantula without doubt is very stupid matter, in the forest to Acromantula, needs to be cautious, was for fear that sneak attacked. “不,史密斯教授没说错,八眼巨蛛很危险,不是每个人都像你们这般幸运的。”艾伯特认同史密斯教授的话,他轻视八眼巨蛛无疑是非常愚蠢的事情,在森林里面对八眼巨蛛的时候,需要小心翼翼,生怕被偷袭了。 Naturally, if selects face-to-face only, Albert thinks can hit one dozen of Acromantula. 当然,如果是面对面单挑,艾伯特自认为可以打一打八眼巨蛛。 „Ok, ended this topic.” Professor Smith lifted the hand to give a stopping hand signal, continued saying that „following, starts our today's curricula, knew named Kappa magical creature, the magic classification rank.” “好了,这个话题到此结束了。”史密斯教授抬手做了个停止的手势,继续说道,“接下来,开始我们今天的课程,认识一种名为卡巴的神奇生物,魔法分类级别XXXX。” „ To be honest, Kappa is uncommon in Europe, but, “老实说,卡巴在欧洲并不常见,不过, Since the book mentioned...... ” in the Albert eye, Kappa was the river child in Japan, lived in not the deep pond and rivers, the magic classification rank reasons were Kappa take the person blood, will try to choke to death these from the pond to ford person, but has not had the protection. 既然书上提及的话……”在艾伯特眼里,卡巴就是日本的河童,居住在不深的池塘和河流中,魔法分类级别XXXX的原因是卡巴吸食人血,会试图掐死那些从池塘里涉水而过却毫无防备的人。 Raises while convenient, copes with the Kappa way to be very funny, throws a cucumber that to Kappa is carving the name, it will not harm the opposite party. 顺便一提,对付卡巴的方式很逗,就是向卡巴扔一根刻着自己名字的黄瓜,它就不会伤害对方了。 If must defeat Kappa, only needs to trap Kappa to bow to him, because in the Kappa top of the head has the brain hole, inside thinks of the water, once the water class/flow comes out, it will lose all strengths. 如果要打败卡巴的话,只需要诱骗卡巴向他鞠躬,因为卡巴的头顶上有个脑洞,里面装着水,一旦水流出来,它就会失去所有的力气。 Without a doubt, these interesting knowledge gave to amuse many students. 毫无疑问,这些有趣的知识把很多学生都给逗乐了。 „I have not encountered you of danger to understand hopelessly.” Professor Smith knits the brows the warning to say slightly, „you must do far away from danger, maintains the vigilance at any time.” “我没指望未曾遭遇过危险的你们能够明白。”史密斯教授微微皱眉警告道,“你们要做的就是远离危险,随时保持警惕。” „Far away from the danger, maintains the vigilance at any time, clear?” The Professor Smith repetition say/way, „these words taught your knowledge effective do not despise any magic classification rank magical creature compared with me a moment ago, otherwise definitely but actually big mildew, even discards the poor life.” “远离危险,随时保持警惕,明白吗？”史密斯教授重复道,“这句话比我刚才教你们的知识都管用不要小看任何魔法分类级别XXXX的神奇生物,否则肯定会倒大霉,甚至丢掉小命。” In the classroom falls into a deathly stillness, everyone is looking at Professor Smith stunned, does not understand why he suddenly will become severe. 教室里陷入一片死寂,大家错愕地望着史密斯教授,不明白他为什么会忽然变得严厉起来。 Defence Against the Dark Arts has been very interesting, Professor Smith can always vivid described to them, sometimes can also bring some magical creature to arrive at the classroom, but like today a first case. 黑魔法防御术仍然一直都很有趣,史密斯教授总能生动的向他们描绘,有时候还会带一些神奇生物来到课堂,但像今天这样的还是头一例。 „Ok, you after the class, so long as delivered paper about Kappa to be OK. Then the topic, how I will teach you to distinguish and deal with Werewolf, can turn to the 300 94 page.” “好了,你们在课后只要上交一篇关于卡巴的论文就可以了。接下来课题,我会教你们如何辨别与应对狼人,可以翻到第三百九十四页。” „Mister......” “先生……” „In my opinion, in this book, the most important knowledge is Werewolf this part.” Professor Smith lifts the hand to hit to block the way, „Werewolf is very dangerous existence, the possibility that although you meet is not big, but once was changed Werewolf of body to bite or scratch, that means that your life will be finished thoroughly, that was compared with the direct death must more painful suffering.” “在我看来,这本书里,最重要的知识就是狼人这部分。”史密斯教授抬手打断道,“狼人是很危险的存在,虽然你们遇到的可能性不大,可一旦被变身的狼人咬伤或者抓伤,那意味着你的生活将彻底完蛋了,那是比直接死亡还要更加痛苦的折磨。” „In magical world, most Werewolf as a result by the oppression and discrimination, starts to produce to Wizard hates, but attacks others intentionally.” Professor Smith answered, „, although not all Werewolf like this, but do not count on that most Werewolf can restrain itself, a case is unable to represent forever completely.” “在魔法界,大部分的狼人都由于备受压迫与歧视,开始对巫师产生憎恶,而故意袭击别人。”史密斯教授解释道,“虽然并不是所有狼人都这样子,但千万不要指望大部分狼人能够克制自己,个例永远无法代表全部。” „In the full moon, Werewolf is unable to choose whether wants transform, will forget own status after transform, will find the opportunity to kill oneself person certainly. Therefore, how you must learn to protect itself, this point very important.” “在满月的时候,狼人是无法选择是否要变形,也会在变形后忘记自己的身份,甚至会找准机会杀死自己身边的人。所以,你们要学会如何保护自己,这一点非常的重要。” In the classroom, everyone somewhat is confused, but anticipates this part very much the curriculum. In magical world, fear of Wizard to Werewolf, is actually as good as Giant and Death Eater. 课堂上,大家都有些迷茫,但还是很期待这部分的课程。在魔法界,巫师对狼人的畏惧,其实不亚于巨人与食死徒。
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