little monkfelt that off-road vehicle of posture of murderhitscompletelyinhisbody, knockshimin the place.小和尚感觉到那辆完全以杀人之姿的越野车撞在他身上,将他撞翻在地。off-road vehiclegiantwheel, cruelhas groundfromhispetitebody.越野车巨大的轮子,残忍的从他娇小的身体上碾过。„Ah~~is dying.”Faced withthat moment of death, Guoguohad tears streaming down the face: „Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, said goodbye...... Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms, said goodbye...... Abbot Fathom Mystery, said goodbye. Parted forever, everyone!”
“啊~~要死了。”面临死亡的那一刻,果果不禁泪流满面:“书航师兄,再见了......三日师兄,再见了......通玄方丈,再见了。永别了,大家!”
The wū~~wū~~caracceleratoris roaringas before.呜~~呜~~汽车的油门依旧在咆哮。
After the front wheelbrutallygrindsfromlittle monkbody, the latterwheel flangefollowsbrutallyto grind, realizedwas run overtwocombo.
前轮无情从小和尚身上碾过后,后轮紧跟着无情碾了过来,实现了碾轧二连击。【Was mypresentbody, certainly groundflatly?】InGuoguoheartdesperate, heexhausts the finalstrength, turned the headto look at the poemandcandle of--not far awayseestheirtwosafe and sound, on the Guoguofaceshowed the Buddhasmile.
【我现在的身体,一定被碾扁了吧?】果果心中绝望,他用尽自己最后的力气,转头望了眼不远处的诗和烛——看到她们两个平安无事,果果脸上露出了佛陀般的微笑。Fortunately, theyare all right.
还好,她们没事。Parted forever......
永别了......little monkexhausts‚reallyfinalstrength’looked up, lookstosky--, the skyis quite blue.小和尚又用尽‘真最后的力气’抬起头来,望向天空——啊,天好蓝。Thisishislifelast time, appreciated the sky?
这是他人生最后一次,欣赏天空了吧?Finally, heclosed the eyesilently, is waiting foroncoming of death.
最后,他默默的闭上了眼睛,等待着死亡的来临。Oh, never expected thathisGuoguocomes outsubdue monsters and defeat demons, even the demonhad not seen,actuallydiedunder the wheel.
唉,没想到他果果出来降妖伏魔,连邪魔都没有看到,却死在了车轮之下。Destiny, what kind ofbrutal?
命运,何等的残酷啊?Whileat this time, thatfemale driver on off-road vehiclealsoscreamed: „Aaaah, is not good, hit the person. What to do, what to do? Right, backs up, comes backquicklybut actually!”
正当这时,越野车上的那女司机又尖叫起来:“啊啊啊啊,不好了,撞到人了。怎么办,怎么办?对了,倒车,快倒回来!”Therefore, fourwheelsaftergrinding the body of Little Monk Guoguo...... cruelbut actually, againbacking up, is grindingagaintolittle monk.
于是,四个轮子在碾过小和尚果果的身体后......又残忍的倒了回来,重新倒退着,再次碾向小和尚。„Aaaah~~”pitifullittle monk, backed upby the giantwheelagainwas grindingonetime.
“啊啊啊啊~~”可怜的小和尚,又再次被巨大的车轮倒退着碾了一次。Firstis the trailing wheel......
先是后轮......Thenis the front wheel......
然后是前轮......
The off-road vehiclewheelis very big, the little monkwhole body that a wheelwill fall to the groundsufficientlyis run over. Toocruel! Groundmyonetime, but alsowantsrolling back and forthI? Doesn't mycorpselet off?越野车的车轮特别大,一个轮子就足以将倒地的小和尚全身碾轧。太残暴了!碾了我一次,还要来回碾压我?连我的尸体也不放过?Even the Buddha, by your being run overback and forth, can still get angry!
就算佛祖,被你这样来回的碾轧,也会怒的啊!Hugeoff-road vehiclebacked upwent back...... later, togetherformopen the door, preparedfrom the vehicle.
庞大的越野车倒退了回去......随后,一道身影打开车门,准备从车上下来。However the smalllanewas too small, who the off-road vehiclegatecannot open--to tellhim, why can thisfemale driverthisbig fellow, arrive in thisalley?
但是小巷子太小了,越野车的门开不了——谁来告诉他,这位女司机为什么要将这辆大家伙,开到这条小巷中的?„āi yā, thisalleywas too small. Damnnavigation, howguides!”In the female drivermouthcomplained. Then, shecloses the vehicle door: „can't do anything about it, only thenfirststarted out the smalllaneto sayagain.”
“哎呀,这条小巷太小了。该死的导航,到底是怎么带路的啊!”女司机口中抱怨道。说罢,她重新关上车门:“没办法了,只有先开出小巷子再说了。”Starts out the alley?
开出小巷?Myelder sister, could it be can youalsogrindagainfrommycorpse? little monkstaredin a big way the eye.
我的姐,难道你还要再从我的尸体上碾一遍?小和尚瞪大了眼睛。Cultivating the behavior to be so cruel?
做人要不要这么残忍啊?
The bang bang bang~~acceleratorresounds.轰轰轰~~油门响起。Then, thishugeoff-road vehicle...... drifted, fromlittle monk‚corpse’ the top of the headflew.
然后,这辆庞大的越野车......飘浮了起来,从小和尚‘尸体’的头顶飞了过去。Fiercewordelder sister, will thiscar(riage)flyunexpectedly?!
厉害了word姐,这车竟然会飞?!MotherDammit, thiscar(riage)will flyunexpectedly!
妈妈个蛋啊,这车竟然会飞!Elder sister, yourcar(riage), sincewill fly, before hittingme, whydoes not fly! Do youknow,youkilledme, little monkfelt that the eye socketwas moist.
姐,您的车既然会飞,撞到我之前为什么不飞起来啊!你知不知道,你害死我了啊,小和尚感觉眼眶都湿润了。Hefeltoneselfdiespecialis injust.
他感觉自己死的特别冤。
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边上,诗和烛瞪大了眼睛,似乎被果果师兄被反复碾轧的场面吓坏了。Hugeoff-road vehiclestopped the little monkfront, later a beautifulfairy maidenanxiousjumps downfrom the vehicle. Shelookedis that is good atdancing, the bodylineis smooth, staturetall. Evenanxiouswalk, hasplantsto waveexquisite.
庞大的越野车停到了小和尚的前方,随后一位美丽的仙子焦急的从车上跳了下来。她一看就是擅长舞蹈的那种,身体线条流畅、身材高挑。就算是焦急的行走,举手投足间都有种舞动般的优美。
After the fairy maidengets out, runs overfast.
仙子下车后,飞快跑了过来。Afterward, whensheseesto lie downingroundlittle monk, immediatelysmilestenderly: „Little Guoguo, So its you ah! Are youall right?”
随后,当她看到躺在地上的小和尚时,顿时娇笑起来:“小果果,原来是你啊!你没事吧?”All right? how could it be alright!
没事?怎么可能没事啊!Ibyyouroff-road vehiclehugewheelpositive/directsteamrollonetime, backed upwas grindingonetime! Iam definitely compressedbyyounow.
我可是被你越野车的巨大车轮正面碾压了一次,又倒退着碾了一次啊!我现在肯定被你压扁了吧。yí? wait! It is not right.咦?等下!不对啊。little monkputting out a handcannot help buttouchedownbody-- not painfulyay. Even, hisbodyhad not been pressed, completely undamaged.小和尚不由自主的伸手摸了摸自己的身体——不痛耶。甚至,他的身体一点都没有被压遍,完好无损。Then, Guoguofool foolis looking atthisfairy maiden, hisbrain, has not respondedsuddenly.
接着,果果呆呆的望着这位仙子,他的大脑,一时间还没有反应过来。„Frightenedyou? Gets upfrom the groundquickly. Onmyvehicleis supplementingmultiplearray, hasto reduce the dashingstrength, has the protectionhitgoal, has the isolationto be run over the injury, Iportrayed more than 100kinds of array. Whateven ifIrun uponis a delicateaverage person, will not injureto his fine hair.” The fairy maidenarrives atGuoguosidewith a smile, puts out a handto pullhim, himfrom the grounddrawing.
“吓到你了吗?快从地上起来吧。我的车上附带着多重阵法,有减冲撞力的,有保护撞击目标的,有隔绝碾轧伤害的,我足足刻画了一百多种阵法。就算我撞上的是一个弱不禁风的普通人,也不会伤害到他一根汗毛。”仙子笑着来到果果的身边,伸手牵着他,将他从地上拉了起来。Thisfairy maidenclearlyhasknow one's limitationsvery much, toowncar driving was also desperatetocertainrealm. When toavoidoneselfstarts off, happened to conquer by killing a massacre of street, sheadds-ononownvehicleso manyarray.
这位仙子显然很有自知之明,对自己的车技也是绝望到了一定的境界。所以为了避免自己上路时,发生血洗一条街的惨案,她才在自己的车上附加了这么多的阵法。„Fairy East Six.”WhoGuoguorecognizedthisfairy maidenis a--Abbot Fathom Mystery'sgood friend, Fairy East Six.
“东方六仙子。”果果认出了这位仙子是谁了——正是通玄方丈的一位好友,东方六仙子。Thisfairy maidenhastwoillustriousreputationsincultivation world.
这位仙子在修真界有两项赫赫声名。First, herdance, herdancer's posture, the causing the downfall of the nationbeautiful woman, Fairy East Six in danceis one of the cultivation worldtopbeauty.
其一是她的舞,她的舞姿,倾国倾城,舞蹈中的东方六仙子是修真界顶尖的美人之一。Second, hercar driving--thatis the gold medalkiller in streetkiller, collisionanythingismere trifle. Ifmakesherdrive an ordinarycar(riage), does not add the array'swords, conquering by killing a street is really not the issue.
其二是她的车技——那是马路杀手中的金牌杀手,撞车啥的都是小意思。如果让她开一辆普通的车,不加阵法的话,血洗一条马路真的不是问题。Other day, inManual Tractor Competition that Venerable Whiteconducted, Fairy East Sixshowedcar driving of her gold medalkillerrank. Cherishes hatredinshere-equips the seniors under manual tractor, surpassestenfingers of numbers!
上回,白尊者举办的手扶拖拉机大赛中,东方六仙子就展现了她那金牌杀手级别的车技。饮恨在她改装手扶拖拉机之下的前辈们,超出十指之数!No wonder, will enterin the car(riage) the smalllane, no wondermeets the positive/directsteamrollhisonetime, but must back up the steamrollhis--, becausethisisFairy East Six.
难怪,会将车开入小巷子中,难怪会正面碾压他一次,还要倒退着碾压他一次——因为这是东方六仙子啊。Fairy East'scar drivingissuchfearful, herdrive a carto the present, has not metinsurance scam. Alsoordaresinsurance scamherhuman, had been ground the trash?东方仙子的车技就是这么可怕,她开车到现在,从没有遇上过碰瓷的。又或者敢碰瓷她的人类,都已经被碾成渣渣了?
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......little monkjumpsfrom the ground.小和尚从地上一蹦而起。Hetook a look at himself, discovered after ownreally no problem, relaxes.
他上上下下的打量了一下自己,发现自己真的没问题后,松了口气。Then, heis looking atFairy East Six, said: „Senior East Six, isyou. How will youappearhere?”
然后,他望着东方六仙子,道:“东方六前辈,原来是您啊。您怎么会出现在这里?”„Iparticipate in a activity that the companionshold.”Fairy East Sixsaid with a smile.
“我来参加同伴们举行的一个活动的。”东方六仙子笑道。„Companion? Activity?”little monkremembered itselfimmediatelyto the Senior Whitepermitsdesire.
“同伴?活动?”小和尚马上想起了自己向白前辈许的愿望。
A senior of understanding, canlead itselfto enter the monster organizationinterior, tastesthatCast Off Human Skin Feastdelicacy.
一个认识的前辈,能带自己进入妖怪组织的内部,尝一尝那蜕人宴的美味。Senior of understanding, Fairy East Six.
认识的前辈,东方六仙子就是啊。Therefore, activity that Fairy East Six said that will not be......
所以,东方六仙子说的活动,不会是......„Isfrontthat[All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family]branch, insideat the organizationbanquet. Iamattend the banquet.”Fairy East Sixreplied.
“就是前面那个【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】的分部,里面在组织宴会。我是来参加宴会的。”东方六仙子答道。Alsoreally! The little monkinnermost feelingsexcitedgot up--Senior White, long live!
还真是啊!小和尚内心激动了起来——白前辈,万岁!As forwas run overanythingby the car(riage), neglects. AlthoughI heard that Senior White’s luckoftenfollows the crisis, butthisdefinitelyis the coincidenceis right?
至于被车碾轧什么的,就忽略过去吧。虽然听说,白前辈的幸运往往伴随着危机,但这肯定是巧合对吧?However......
不过......„Fairy East Six, are youalsomonster race?”little monkaskedcuriously.
“东方六仙子,您也是妖族吗?”小和尚好奇问道。„Is...... within my bodyhasfewpartancientmonsterbloodline. Isfor this reason, thenIcoincidencebecomes the [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] Organization250branch'selders. It is said after waiting forthisBestowalelderto hang, the I still have a chancepromotionis the Bestowalelder.”Fairy East Sixteased.
“算是吧......我的体内有少部分的古妖血统。就是因为这个原因,然后我又巧合的成为了【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】组织250分部的长老。据说等这一任的传功长老挂掉后,我还有机会晋升为传功长老的。”东方六仙子打趣道。„That...... Fairy East Six, «Two Hundred Skills of the Tenaciously Surviving Monster Spirit»youralsolearned ma?”little monksaid curiously.
“那......东方六仙子,《妖精顽强生存下来必须的两百个本事》您也学会了吗?”小和尚好奇道。„Has looked, butIhave not goneto studythattype of thing.”Fairy East SixHa Hasmiled: „Ok, it's about time, Imustfirstattend the banquet. talk to you later.”
“看过,但我可没有去学那种东西啊。”东方六仙子哈哈笑了起来:“好了,时间差不多了,我要先去参加宴会了。我们回聊。”„Fairy East Six, pleasewait!”Guoguoputs out a hand, brazenlysaid: „Fairy maiden, can youleadusto go to participate inthatCast Off Human Skin Feast?”
“东方六仙子,请等等!”果果伸手,厚着脸皮道:“仙子,你能带我们进去参加那个蜕人宴吗?”„yí? Youtothisbanquetalsointerested?”Fairy East Sixblinks, says with a smile: „Good, consideredmenot to hityourapologizingcarefully.”
“咦?你们对这个宴会也有兴趣吗?”东方六仙子眨了眨眼睛,笑道:“好吧,就当是我不小心撞了你的赔礼吧。”„Really?”Poemboth eyesshines--she‚to be as if knocked downfinallyby the car(riage)fromSenior Apprentice Brother Guoguo, was run overineventrepeatedly’, replied.
“真的可以吗?”诗双眼发亮——她似乎总算从‘果果师兄被车撞倒在地,又被反复碾轧’事件中,回复过来了。„Really?” The candleasked--similarlysimultaneously, inherheartwas very shocking. Is Senior White, soreally effective?
“真的可以吗?”烛同样问道——同时,她心中很是震惊。白前辈,真的有这么灵验吗?Senior Apprentice Brother Guoguojust nowmakes the desire, the nextsecond, thisdesiresucceeded. Feeling...... quitecharming!果果师兄才刚许下愿望,下一秒,这愿望就成功了。感觉......好帅气!„no problem, howsaid that myalsoelder, leadingthreelittle fellowsto go, definitely no problem.”Fairy East Sixsaid with a smile.
“没问题,怎么说我也个长老,带三个小家伙进去,完全没问题的。”东方六仙子哈哈笑道。Therefore, sheleadsthreelittle fellows, goes to[All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] Organization250th Branch.
于是,她带着三个小家伙,前往【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】组织250分部。
The entrance, languidtwolooked up, looked atFairy East Six: „Elder East Six......, even ifyouare the elder of organization, butbringsthreehumandisobedient childto come, stillsupertrouble.”
门口,懒洋洋的二哈抬起头来,瞄了东方六仙子:“东方六长老......就算你是组织的长老,但带着三个人类熊孩子过来,也超级麻烦的啊。”Twohad discovered that hidinGuoguo, poem and candleat the same time, butitslazymade noiseto cry out.
二哈早就发现躲在一边的果果、诗以及烛了,只是它懒的出声叫唤而已。Today'sitis responsible forguarding the door, is not responsible forotherthings.
今天的它只是负责看门,并不负责其它事情。„After allIam an elder, must therefore probablya little privilege.”Fairy East Sixsaid with a smile: „Moreover, relax. Will not have the monsterto askmeto trouble.”
“毕竟我是长老,所以得要有点特权啊。”东方六仙子笑道:“而且,放心吧。不会有妖怪找我麻烦的。”„Becauseno onedaresto look foryourtrouble, will otherwise want the dying an untimely deathstreettomorrow.”TwoHamuttered--diedunderyourcar(riage).
“因为没人敢找您的麻烦,否则明天就要横死街头了。”二哈喃喃道——死在您的车下。„Ha Ha Ha Ha...... youalsoreallydareto say. Tomorrowcanletyou first horizontalcorpsestreet?”Fairy East Sixsmilestenderly.
“哈哈哈哈......你还真敢说啊。明天要不要让你先横尸街头?”东方六仙子娇笑起来。„Thanks, pleaseallowmeto reject.”huskiestretches out the claw, pickedseveralpinches of hairinownbody: „Givesthreelittle fellows, canconcealtheirbody'sauraslightly.”
“谢谢,请允许我拒绝。”哈士奇伸出爪子,在自己身上摘了几撮毛发:“交给三个小家伙吧,可以稍稍掩饰一下他们身上的气息。”„Thanked.”Fairy East Sixreceived the husky'shairwith a smile.
“谢谢了。”东方六仙子笑着接过二哈的毛发。Then, threelittle fellowsalsosuccessfullymixed in[All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] Organization250th Branch.
就这样,三个小家伙也成功混入到了【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】组织250分部。
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......„Shuhang, we, oralsomixes?”Ye Sisaid.
“书航,我们要不也混进去?”叶思道。„Wefirstwait.”Song Shuhangis looking at the content on cell phone.
“我们先等一等。”宋书航望着手机上的内容。Fromhisgood friend[ crazyneurosischief] a friendsnews.
来自他好友[疯狂的精神病院长]的一条好友圈消息。„Fellow who wemustarrestonecrowd of unlawful assembliesimmediately, wehave surroundedtheirlimiting point.”
“我们马上就要逮捕一群非法集会的家伙,我们已经包围了他们的聚点。”
When newsend, is supplementing the chiefsending a letterbreathaddress. As if, innearby!
消息的末尾,附带着院长发信息时的地址。似乎,就在附近啊!
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