„All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family? Which monster organization is this? Such obvious signature comes out brightly, really no problem?” Loli Candle is staring at this monster organization signature, asked. “全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人？这是哪个妖怪组织吗？这么明显的招牌亮出来,真的没问题吗？”烛萝莉盯着这个妖怪组织的招牌,问道。 „The beforehand words may have the issue......, but nearly for several hundred years, monster hunter is not active. But most cultivator treat impartially to monster race, so long as monster race does not do all kinds of evil things, no one will look for monster race's to be troublesome. Therefore, hangs signature also to have no issue.” Poem said out loud. “以前的话可能会有问题......但近几百年来,捉妖人没那么活跃了。而大部分修士对妖族都是一视同仁的,只要妖族不为非作歹,也没人会找妖族的麻烦。所以,挂出招牌也没啥问题。”诗出声道。 while speaking, the form flashes before-- this from in the sky together is through the spatial teleportation's method, comes directly. 正说话间,一道身影从虚空中闪现出来——这是通过空间传送的方法,直接现身。 What come is a young girl, she has the green long hair, grips double ponytail. body wears the white tight-fitting skirt, serves as contrast her slenderly actually the irritable stature. 现身的是一位少女,她拥有绿色的长发,扎成双马尾。身上穿着白色紧身裙,衬托出她那苗条却又火爆的身材。 Song Shuhang stared in a big way eye-- is Scallion Lady! 宋书航瞪大了眼睛——是葱娘！ Will Scallion Lady suddenly appear here? could it be she also met Senior White Two, then arrived here by teleportation? 葱娘怎么会突然出现在这里？难道她也遇上了白前辈two,然后被传送到这里了吗？ He guessed right. 他猜对了。 Senior White Two had/left Evil Lotus Dimension Scallion Lady teleportation directly, and Scallion Lady teleportation to his side. However, because of the Evil Lotus World's exit|to speak, but also by the Liquid Metal Ball seal, was being affected the teleportation effect layer upon layer. 白前辈two直接将葱娘传送出了邪莲空间,并且将葱娘传送到了他的身边。不过,因为邪莲世界的出口,还被液态金属球层层封印着,影响到了传送的效果。 Although Senior White Two became Evil Lotus World's ruler, knew a Evil Lotus World's back door channel from the Song Shuhang mouth. But when directly with the space ability Scallion Lady delivers, the coordinates slightly had a deviation. 白前辈two虽然成了邪莲世界的主宰,又从宋书航口中得知了一条邪莲世界的后门通道。但直接用空间能力将葱娘送出来时,坐标还是稍稍出现了点偏差。 Must deliver to beside Song Shuhang's Scallion Lady, when Scallion Lady appears at this time, situated in five meters high in the air, falls. 原本要将葱娘送到宋书航身边的,但此时葱娘出现时,处于五米高的空中,掉落下来。 The rental house entrance, that only two narrows the eye, is looking at emerging out of thin air Scallion Lady: “Woof.” 出租房门口,那只二哈眯起眼睛,望着凭空出现的葱娘:“汪。” The Scallion Lady blurry opening eye...... then discovered oneself in midair. 葱娘迷迷糊糊的睁开眼睛......便发现自己在半空中。 She hurried attractive backward somersault, steady landing. 她急忙一个漂亮的后空翻,稳稳的落地。 What's the matter? She ‚the Senior White rabbit’ was still swinging giant cocoon for that a moment ago, swung were drowsy, how suddenly to appear here? 怎么回事？她刚才还在替那位‘白前辈兔’摇着巨茧,摇的自己都昏昏欲睡起来了,怎么突然就出现在这里了？ „where is this place?” Scallion Lady turns the head, looks to rental house. Afterward, her eyes saw on the house number plate, writing that only then cultivator or monster race can see. “这里是什么地方？”葱娘转过头来,望向出租房。随后,她一眼就看到了门牌上,只有修士或妖族可以看到的文字。 [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] [250th Secret Base] 【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】【秘密基地250号】 „yí!” Scallion Lady is staring at this house number plate. “咦！”葱娘盯着这个门牌。 wait, this did not teach that her « Two Hundred Skills of the Tenaciously Surviving Monster Spirit », causing her to be closed 300 years of broken organization by Nun Nine Lanterns! 等下,这不是教导她《妖精顽强生存下来必须的两百个本事》,导致她被九灯尼姑关了三百年的破组织嘛！ Why does this broken organize to have branch here? 为什么这破组织在这里都有分部？ Moreover, can the reaching an agreement secret base, why such flagrant writing hang the house number plate? 而且,说好的秘密基地,为什么要这么明目张胆的写出来挂着门牌？ The person who does this matter, must lack the brain! 干出这种事情的人,要多么缺脑子啊！ Really-- treats as itself not to see, turns around to leave. 果然——还是当做自己没看到,转身离开吧。 Moreover, Scallion Lady also discovered a very gratifying matter. 另外,葱娘还发现了一件很喜人的事情。 She free yay ~~ 她自由了耶~~ She fled from Song Shuhang's side! 她从宋书航的身边逃离了！ Free feeling, really good. Scallion Lady happy gets hold of the small fist. 自由的感觉,真好。葱娘幸福的握紧小拳头。 At this time, that languid huskie is only looking at Scallion Lady, suddenly asked: „Small girl, does ways to make a human cultivator surrender without fighting have several types?” 这时,那只懒洋洋的哈士奇望着葱娘,突然问道:“小丫头,打不过人类修士投降的方法有几种？” huskie voice sounds very clear, seems like voice of female, seems like voice of young lad. 哈士奇的声音听起来很清脆,似乎是女子的声音,又似乎是童子的声音。 „500 types.” Scallion Lady subconsciously replied. can't do anything about it, was too ripe, does not need to ponder after the brain, her instinct can answer this issue. “五百种。”葱娘下意识的就回答道。没办法,太熟了,根本不用经过大脑思考,她本能就能回答这种问题。 „Stitchery belongs to secret technique « Two Hundred Skills of the Tenaciously Surviving Monster Spirit », which classification?” huskie quickly asked. “针线活属于秘法《妖精顽强生存下来必须的两百个本事》中,的哪一种分类？”哈士奇又飞快问道。 „« How Female Monster Can Successfully Become The Master's Concubine, and with Thirteen Moves of the Husband's Dao Companion Palace Battle » ‚good wife and loving mother’ branch.” Scallion Lady fast replied. “《女妖如何成功变身男主人的小三,并和男主人的道侣宫斗十三招》之‘贤妻良母’分支。”葱娘又飞快的回答道。 Hides when Guoguo, poem and candle at the same time, in the sky's Ye Si, heard until here, is not cruel enough has turned the head. 隐藏在一边的果果、诗、烛,还有天空中的叶思,听到这里时,都不忍心的转过头去。 This secret technique and skill, sounding are quite miserable. 这种秘法、本事,听起来就好惨。 What monster spirit, after learning these 200 skills, about the same was one abandons the monster. 无论是什么妖精,在学会这两百个本事后,差不多就是一只废妖了。 Song Shuhang spooky sighing. 宋书航则幽幽的叹了口气。 -- his could it be will tell you, « Two Hundred Skills of the Tenaciously Surviving Monster Spirit », his plenary session? ——他难道会告诉你,《妖精顽强生存下来必须的两百个本事》,他全会吗？ Once he substituted the Scallion Lady's life, worked as several hundred years of scallion. That time Entering Dream, what besides letting him learned be the patience, but also taught his « Two Hundred Skills of the Tenaciously Surviving Monster Spirit » this pit father's rare book. 曾经他代入葱娘的人生,当了好几百年的葱。那次的入梦,除了让他学会了什么叫耐心外,还教会了他《妖精顽强生存下来必须的两百个本事》这坑爹的秘籍。 These 200 skills, super fearful-- is also affecting the Song Shuhang's manner now faintly. 这两百个本事,超级可怕——现在还隐隐影响着宋书航的举止。 For example Song Shuhang sometimes, when the behavior handles matters, will cannot help but remember the content on « Two Hundred Skills of the Tenaciously Surviving Monster Spirit ». 比如宋书航有时候,在行为处事时,会不由自主的想起《妖精顽强生存下来必须的两百个本事》上的内容。 To forget unable to forget. 想忘都忘不了。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Hears Scallion Lady fast and correct replied, languid huskie nods: „Very good, you answered was very right. Evidently, you really are also our [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] Organization one. Which branch's are you?” 听到葱娘快速又正确的回答道,懒洋洋的哈士奇点了点头:“很好,你答的很对。看样子,你果然也是我们【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】组织的一员。你是哪个分部的？” „I do not know.” Scallion Lady shakes the head. “我不知道。”葱娘摇了摇头。 -- she was also thinking a moment ago, must pretend that does not know this [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] Organization. Without thinking by this only big dog two sentences words one set, revealed the inside story. ——她刚才还想着,要不要假装不认识这个【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】组织。没想到被这只大狗两句话一套,就露底了。 „Don't you know? Felt strange, the organization when recruits newbie, doesn't how can it be give branch's? Could it be... are you headquarters recruitment newbie?” In dog eye of huskie, release surprised vision. “你不知道？奇怪了,组织在招收新人的时候,怎么可能不给出分部的号？难道......你是总部招收的新人？”哈士奇的狗眼中,释放出惊讶的目光。 „I do not know, I am only unfathomable mystery was received the organization. Finally unfathomable mystery was taught « Two Hundred Skills of the Tenaciously Surviving Monster Spirit » by a Bestowal elder. After the skill becomes, I descended the mountain.” Scallion Lady replied. “我不知道,我只是莫名其妙的被收入组织。最后又莫名其妙的被一位传功长老教导了《妖精顽强生存下来必须的两百个本事》。艺成后,我就下山了。”葱娘回答道。 „Evidently, you really possibly were the disciple who the headquarters received. You today just right. Today our 250th branch, must organize rare Cast Off Human Skin Feast, you calculate that caught up. Fast Forward comes.” On the huskie face showed the smile expression. “看样子,你真的可能是总部收的弟子了。你今天来的正好。今天我们250号分部,要组织一场难得的蜕人宴,你算赶上了。快进来吧。”哈士奇脸上露出了微笑的表情。 that's right, is that both eyes narrows the eyes, the mouth opens, puts out tongue the smile of devil attribute expression-- huskie fan. 没错,就是那个双眼眯起,嘴巴张开,吐出舌头的魔性表情——哈士奇迷之微笑。 „Cast Off Human Skin Feast? What shedding the person is? could it be, do you want to eat...... eat...... the person?” Scallion Lady is startled, the speech is not agile. “蜕人宴？蜕人是什么？难道,你们要吃......吃......人？”葱娘大吃一惊,说话都不利索了。 Hides in three disobedient children hearing this of hidden place, was vigilant that-- does eat the person? If this group of monsters eat monster of person, they cannot leave alone! Must report to sect, sending the expert to come the subdue demons. 隐藏在暗处的三个熊孩子闻言,警惕起来——吃人？如果这群妖怪是吃人的妖物,那他们就不能放任不管！必须要报道给宗门,派高手来降妖了。 Although their three bear, but is not silly. The impossible silly three people will break in monster supreme headquarters, such does can only eat up to the monster. 他们三个虽然熊了点,但又不傻。不可能会傻乎乎的三人冲入一个妖怪大本营,那样做只能给妖怪加餐。 „Eats the person? You are letting one's thoughts wander anything. Delicious what do the people have? Before eating person that was the past feudal superstitious idea......, some silly monster spirit, really think 【Eats anything to make up anything】, Thinks, so long as ate enough many people, can transform the manner earlier. They really think that the person is the millennium ginsengs is ten thousand years of lingzhi? ate too much can be promoted Fifth Stage to condense monster core.” huskie met the facial expression of disdaining. “吃人？你在乱想什么啊。人有什么好吃的？吃人那都是过去的封建迷信思想......以前一些傻妖精,真以为【吃啥补啥】,认为只要吃了足够多的人,就可以早点幻化为人。它们真以为人是千年人参还是万年灵芝啊？吃多了就能晋级五品凝聚妖丹啊。”哈士奇遇出了不屑的神情。 Also appeared! Disdaining of-- of huskie devil attribute expression. 又出现了！魔性表情之——哈士奇的不屑。 Scallion Lady heard until here, relaxes slightly: „Is Cast Off Human Skin Feast that...... you said what?” 葱娘听到这里,才稍稍松了口气:“那......你说的蜕人宴是什么？” „So-called Cast Off Human Skin Feast, to some cultivation base mean monster race members, experiences one time the opportunity of transforming. Right, do you know Immortal Food Feast not? Is Fairy Lady Separated Snow's that Cultivator World grand feast. Each time, Fairy Lady Separated Snow before opening Immortal Food Feast, can need massive ingredient. Our [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] 250th branch, is one of the Fairy Lady Separated Snow biggest ingredient suppliers. As special reward, Fairy Lady Separated Snow each time after paying our massive spirit stone, will also prepare large-scale Cast Off Human Skin Feast for us. Cast Off Human Skin Feast can let rank mean monster race, obtains a change for person's experience, although the time of short number double-hour, but made cultivation base low isotopic handle a lot sufficiently. And, has transformed the human type's monster race companion, can let own human form status more beautiful some through Cast Off Human Skin Feast, revises some conspicuous characteristics. For example the when clansman of cat class, after with great difficulty practice to Fifth Stage realm, transforms the manner, frequently meets subconsciously to retain own ear and tail. Also many discomforts in daily life. Can revise these characteristics through Cast Off Human Skin Feast.” huskie enters the scholar pattern, explained to Scallion Lady. “所谓的蜕人宴,是给一些修为低微的妖族成员,体验一次蜕变为人的机会。对了,你知道食仙宴不？就是别雪仙姬的那个修士界盛宴。每次,别雪仙姬在开食仙宴前,会需要大量的食材。我们【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】250号分部,是别雪仙姬最大的食材供应商之一。作为特别的报酬,别雪仙姬每次在付给我们大量的灵石后,还会为我们准备一场大型的蜕人宴。蜕人宴可以让等级低微的妖族,也得到一次变化为人的体验,虽然只有短短数时辰的时间,但足以让修为低的同位做很多事情了。并且,已经蜕变出人型的妖族同伴,也可以通过蜕人宴让自己的人形状态更加美型一些,修正一些显眼的特征。比如猫类的族人,在好不容易修炼到五品境界后,蜕变为人时,常常会下意识的保留自己的耳朵和尾巴。在日常生活中也有很多不便之处。通过蜕人宴则可以修正这些特征。”哈士奇进入学者模式,跟葱娘解释起来。 „so that's how it is.” Scallion Lady nods-- let alone this Cast Off Human Skin Feast to have such special effect, the light is ‚Fairy Lady Separated Snow’ the immortal feast of product, makes massive cultivator cry out for technical skills sufficiently. “原来如此。”葱娘点了点头——别说这蜕人宴有这么特殊的效果,光是‘别雪仙姬’出品的仙宴,都足以让大量修士求之若渴啊。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Hides also relaxes in Guoguo, poem and the candle hidden place: „so that's how it is.” 躲在暗处的果果、诗和烛也松了口气:“原来如此啊。” After the moment, Guoguo wielded the small fist: „Evil Way!” 片刻后,果果又挥了挥小拳头:“邪道啊！” „Ha?” Loli Poem doubtfully said. “哈？”诗萝莉疑惑道。 „Cat ear is just, removes the cat ear, is Evil Way!” Guoguo pulls down voice saying: „It is not good, I felt that I must prevent them to do this stupid matter.” “猫耳是正义,将猫耳去掉,是邪道啊！”果果压低声音道:“不行,我感觉我要去阻止她们干出这种愚蠢的事情。” Candle: „......” 烛:“......” Poem: „I felt that I and candle must prevent you to do the stupid matter to be right.” 诗:“我感觉我和烛要阻止你干愚蠢的事才对。” ...... ...... ...... ...... In the upper air, Song Shuhang is pinching the chin: „Actually, I felt but actually the cat ear and cat tail do not remove also very moe.” 高空中,宋书航捏着下巴:“其实,我倒感觉猫耳和猫尾不去掉也很萌啊。” „But if the pig ear and pig tail? Even is the alligator tooth? Cow hooves?” Ye Si said with a smile: „monster race was cat class one type, the type may incessantly.” “但如果是猪耳和猪尾呢？甚至是鳄鱼牙齿的呢？牛蹄的呢？”叶思笑道:“妖族又不止是猫类一种,种类可多了。” Song Shuhang the brain made up under steadily the younger sister of pig ear immediately and is growing the younger sister of cow hooves, indeed feeling not that beautiful. 宋书航马上脑补了下长着猪耳的妹子和长着牛蹄的妹子,的确感觉不那么美型。 „Also right.” Song Shuhang nodded his head. “也对。”宋书航点了点头。 Moreover, monster race is not a younger sister. If growing the man of cat ear, the picture also changes was strange. 而且,妖族也不都是妹子。如果是长着猫耳的汉子,画面也变的诡异起来了。 while speaking...... Scallion Lady had been flickered to [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] [250th Secret Base]. 正说话间......葱娘已经被忽悠到【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】【秘密基地250号】里去了。 After Scallion Lady went, that only huskie had a yawn, languid lying on the ground. 葱娘进去了后,那只哈士奇打了个哈欠,又懒洋洋的趴在了地上。 Perhaps after is becomes the monster, with the growth of age, two is not so active? However as the saying goes ‚rivers and mountains may change, it's hard to change one's essential nature’. Two lives even for 10,000 years, as before is two is right! 或许是成妖后,随着年龄的增长,二哈也不那么好动了？但是俗话说‘江山易改,本性难移’。二哈就算活一万年,依旧是二哈才对啊！ ...... ...... ...... ...... „Evidently, here is not the goal that we must look.” Guoguo said silently. “看样子,这里也不是我们要找的目标。”果果小声道。 Poem: „That removes, looks to look to other place again.” 诗:“那撤吧,再到别的地方找找看。” Candle: „Senior Apprentice Brother Guoguo, senior apprentice sister, I was somewhat hungry.” 烛:“果果师兄,师姐,我有些饿了。” Poem: „A candle such saying, I also felt a little hungry.” 诗:“烛这么一说,我也感觉有点饿了。” Guoguo touched the abdomen, he was also hungry. 果果摸了摸小肚子,他也饿了。 Candle: „I want to eat Cast Off Human Skin Feast, the thing that in the legend Fairy Lady Separated Snow makes, is very certainly delicious.” 烛:“我想吃蜕人宴,传说中别雪仙姬做的东西,一定特别好吃。” Guoguo shakes the head saying: „But we are not the monsters, is not the [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] member, impossible goes.” 果果摇头道:“但我们又不是妖怪,也不是【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】的成员,不可能进去的。” Guoguo has not seen Scallion Lady's human form status, therefore does not know that went in a moment ago sends beauty green is Song Shuhang's Scallion Lady. 果果没有见过葱娘的人形状态,所以并不知道刚才进去的那位绿发美人就是宋书航的葱娘。 „Moreover, but here monster race's supreme headquarters. If our three person clan cultivator mix, the consequence is dreadful.” Guoguo also added. “而且,这里可是妖族的大本营。我们三个人族修士要是混进去,后果不堪设想。”果果又补充道。 Poem: „what a pity.” 诗:“好可惜。” Candle: „Belly is quite hungry, Senior Apprentice Brother Guoguo, we find a place to eat meal.” 烛:“肚子好饿,果果师兄,我们找个地方吃饭吧。” „Walks, we eat delicious. This Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang wallet in our hands, over ten thousand dollars, enough we use for several days.” The Guoguo nod said. “走吧,我们去吃点好吃的。这次书航师兄的钱包在我们手上,上万块钱呢,足够我们用几天的。”果果点头道。 Then, three disobedient children is flowing the saliva, turns around resolutely, is about to leave the [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] 250th branch place. 说罢,三个熊孩子流着口水,毅然转身,准备离开【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】250号分部处。 „Pitifully, if at this time, can have the senior of understanding of come, leading us to go to eat Cast Off Human Skin Feast to be good.” The candle fantasizes said. “可惜了,要是这个时候,能有个认识的前辈过来,带我们进去吃蜕人宴多好。”烛幻想道。 Loli Poem earnestly said: „impossible, which monster race's senior we have not known.” 诗萝莉认真道:“不可能的,我们没有认识哪位妖族的前辈。” When Guoguo heard until here, recalled, the monster race senior, he knows many! 果果听到这里时,回想了一下,妖族前辈,他认识好多位啊！ Thinks,...... his both hands join the palms in greeting, a face devout pray: „Senior White, Senior White, multipurpose Senior White ~, if you can hear my pray, sends the monster race senior who I know, leading us to go to eat Cast Off Human Skin Feast!” 想了想后......他双手合掌,一脸虔诚的祈祷起来:“白前辈,白前辈,万能的白前辈~如果你能听到我的祈祷的话,就派一位我认识的妖族前辈,带我们进去吃蜕人宴吧！” Poem: „......” 诗:“......” Candle: „Senior Apprentice Brother Guoguo, which Buddha were you to praying? Where is Senior White a Bodhisattva?” 烛:“果果师兄,你在向哪位佛祖祈祷？白前辈是哪尊菩萨？” Guoguo explained: „Senior White, is an ultra fierce senior who I know. I to his permits several desires, realized.” 果果解释道:“白前辈,是我认识的一位超厉害的前辈。我向他许了好几次愿望,都实现了。” If possible, he really wants to teach to two little loli, tells them about praying various Senior White's advantage. 如果可能的话,他真想向两位小萝莉布教,告诉她们关于祈祷白前辈的各种好处。 While during the Guoguo speeches, suddenly, heard the huā lā lā impact noise. 正当果果说话间,突然,身后传来了哗啦啦的撞击声。 The bellow of car accelerator. 还有汽车油门的轰鸣声。 And rapid honk sound. 以及急促的喇叭声。 „Aaaaaah ~~ front little friend, letting ~~ could not stop the car(riage) quickly! It is not good, must have the traffic accident.” A squeal of women's. “啊啊啊啊啊啊~~前面的小朋友,快让让~~刹不住车了啊！不好啦,又要出车祸啦。”还有一位女子的尖叫声。 Also? 又？ Guoguo and two little loli turn the head, discovered in alley that the own three people hide, drilled off-road vehicle that cannot see the sign. That car(riage) looked is specially-made, overwhelming power very! All around of entire off the road car(riage), is loaded with the anti-collision protection. 果果和两个小萝莉一转头,发现自己三人隐藏的小巷中,钻出了一辆看不出牌子的越野车。那车一看就是特制的,威猛的很！整辆越野车的四周,都装有防撞的防护。 This simply is focusing on collision ‚bumper car’, moreover is the terrifying version, hits wants the human life ‚murder bumper car’. 这简直是一辆以碰撞为主的‘碰碰车’,而且是恐怖版的,一撞就要人命的‘杀人碰碰车’。 Moreover, the speed of this car(riage) is very unscientific. 而且,这车的速度很不科学。 This speed, only First Stage realm's Guoguo and two little loli are very difficult to evade. 这速度,仅一品境界的果果和两个小萝莉很难逃避。 The critical juncture, Guoguo clenches teeth, puts out a hand to make an effort in two little loli body to push, promoted the off-road vehicle track them. 危急关头,果果一咬牙,伸手在两个小萝莉身上用力一推,将她们推出了越野车的轨道。 The poem and candle are he carry over World's Horizon Wandering Temple's, therefore his some responsibility assure their securities. At this time, the traffic accident made him shoulder! 诗和烛是他带出天涯云游寺的,所以他有责任保证她们的安全。这个时候,车祸就让他一个人来扛吧！ After shoving open two little loli,...... off-road vehicle in next second, unfeeling milling in Guoguo body. 推开了两个小萝莉后......越野车在下一秒,绝情的辗在了果果的身上。 Ah~ parted forever, everyone ~ 啊~永别了,大家~