„Soft Feather is really lucky, flew in front of me all of a sudden.” Song Shuhang version ‚when Young Master Exterminating Phoenix’ in heart is thinking, suddenly, sees Soft Feather by the sword light package, ‚wā wā wā’ the scream, is flying upside down from him, later flew back to the beginning. “羽柔子真是幸运啊,一下子就飞到我前面去了。”宋书航版的‘灭凤公子’心中正这么想着时,突然,又见到羽柔子被剑光包裹,‘哇哇哇’的尖叫着,从他面前倒飞回来,随后一路飞回到起点去了。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“……” Is Soft Feather this luck, good? Bad? 羽柔子这运气,到底是好呢？还是坏呢？ „In brief, careful is wonderful. I am three seconds of latency, far that therefore, the eye must look, if discovered what accident/surprise, I must ahead of time...... Aaaaah.” “总之,小心为妙。我可是有三秒延迟啊,所以,眼睛一定要看的远,如果发现了什么意外,我就要提前……啊啊啊啊啊。” Song Shuhang is still thinking at heart must discover the danger ahead of time, three seconds ahead of schedule issues the instruction to the body. 宋书航心里还在想着自己要提前发现危难,提前三秒对身体发出指令。 But, in front of sudden him presented a ray of trap. 但没想到,突然的他前面就出现了一个陷阱的光芒。 What makes his desperate is, this trap will also move unexpectedly, it is running on a racetrack of range back and forth. Running may be willful , unable forecast right now left and up and down. 更让他绝望的是,这个陷阱竟然还会移动的,它在一片范围的赛道上来回奔跑着。跑的可任性了,忽左忽右、忽上忽下,无法预测。 Let alone Song Shuhang three seconds of latency, even if no latency, he does not evade this trap. 别说宋书航有三秒延迟,就算没有延迟,他也躲不过这陷阱。 In milling that No. 44 manual tractor is duty-bound not to turn back trap. 44号手扶拖拉机义无反顾的辗上了陷阱。 Afterward, Song Shuhang felt own Spiralling Ascension to Heaven. 随后,宋书航感觉自己螺旋升天了。 manual tractor and his body by crazy revolving, the sky spins and the earth goes round, were been very uncomfortable. 手扶拖拉机和他的身体被疯狂的旋转起来,天旋地转,特别难受。 „Then, is to fly back to the beginning goes?” Song Shuhang has tears streaming down the face. “接下来,是要飞回到起点去了吗？”宋书航泪流满面。 However after...... Spiralling Ascension to Heaven to certain altitude, actually do not return to Song Shuhang to the beginning meaning. But transferred crazily, transferred Song Shuhang has a dizzy spell. 但是……螺旋升天到一定高度后,却没有要将宋书航送回到起点的意思。而是更加疯狂的转了起来,转的宋书航头晕目眩。 Is good the feeling of fainting...... has to plant to spit. 头好晕……有种想吐的感觉。 This is ‚forces to suspend’ the trap, once in the milling, must relay spatially for ten seconds. 这是个‘强制暂停’的陷阱,一旦辗上了,就得在空中转十秒的时间。 Ten seconds, regarding the in an instant a myriad changes arena, simply are cruel. 十秒时间啊,对于瞬息万变的赛场来说,简直残忍。 Whiz whiz whiz whiz...... 嗖嗖嗖嗖…… The senior who first even/including flees passes through from Song Shuhang's side, in an instant. Song Shuhang fell 47 th from the first place position. 一连窜的前辈从宋书航的身边穿了过去,转眼间。宋书航就从第一名的位置掉到了第四十七名去了。 And, some seniors before flying, but also to Song Shuhang warm waving. 其中,有些前辈在飞过去前,还对着宋书航热情的挥手。 For example Senior Three Waves of some baboon appearance: „Shuhang. The keep it up revolutions, you have become an scenery line in arena.” 比如某只大马猴模样的三浪前辈:“书航。加油转啊,你已经成为赛场上的一道风景线啦。” Said. Senior Three Waves surpassed Song Shuhang happily. 说罢。三浪前辈愉快的超过了宋书航。 Song Shuhang attracted the nose...... to feel that ‚Manual Tractor Competition’ first ten quotas are waving to him. But ‚One Month Outer Space Travel Tour’ to his warm beckoning. 宋书航吸了吸鼻子……感觉‘手扶拖拉机大赛’前十的名额正在向他挥手。而‘太空一月旅’正在向他热情的招手。 Does not want, does not want, I do not want outer space one month tour. 不要啊,不要啊,我不要太空一月游啊。 surging forward with great momentum that very my pitiful summer vacation has crossed, what 'Mysterious Island', ‚Embracing the Younger Sister Tightly Until Death’ and ‚Battle of Severing Immortal Platform’ and ‚the conspiracy of mister’ and ‚Manual Tractor Competition’, I am very satisfied, over the following month, will let crossing of my safe and sound! 我这个可怜的暑假已经过的很波澜壮阔了,什么‘神秘岛’、‘怀中抱妹杀’、‘断仙台之战’、‘先生的阴谋’、‘手扶拖拉机大赛’,我已经很满足了啊,接下来的一个月时间,让我平平安安的渡过啊！ I want the vacation island to sun, am having the delicious drink. Enjoys the life in the sand beach! 我想要去度假岛晒太阳,喝着可口的饮料。在沙滩上享受人生啊！ I do not go to universe! 我不要去宇宙啊！ A month, I am not the senior in group, I am also only Second Stage small cultivator, the food and drink can solve with Seclusion Pill, but draws and scatters broken? 一个月的时间啊,我又不是群里的前辈,我还只是个二品小修士,吃喝能用辟谷丹解决,但拉和撒怎么破啊？ It is said in the environment of universe zero gravity, the urination words, the liquid can float, perhaps the liquid can stick your face. 据说在宇宙无重力的环境中,撒尿的话,液体会悬浮,说不定液体会糊你一脸啊。 ********** ********** „Little Friend Song Shuhang, we ‚Fighting Buddha Sect’ is a guest.” At this time, a Dharma King Good Fortune elegant long hair. Scrapes past from beside Song Shuhang. “宋书航小友,有空到我们‘斗战佛宗’做客啊。”这时,造化法王一头飘逸的长发。从宋书航身边擦身而过。 Dharma King Good Fortune is also ‚is heavy in participation’ the senior, his currently already in must attack ‚Sixth Stage True Monarch’ at crucial moment, although in ‚Previous Era’ regarding the Senior White mouth ruins is interested very much. But he estimated that oneself does not have the time to go to that ruins to toss about. 造化法王也是‘重在参与’的前辈,他现在已经处于要冲击‘六品真君’的关键时候,所以虽然对于白前辈口中‘上个时代’的遗迹很感兴趣。但他估计自己是没时间去那个遗迹折腾。 Moreover...... ruins this type of thing, is not disposable. This time does not have the opportunity to go, next time still have a chance, but the income possibly cannot compare first batch of entries fellow daoist. 而且……遗迹这种东西,又不是一次性的。这次没机会进去,下次还有机会,只是收益可能比不上第一批进入的道友。 After the Song Shuhang's time, the Dharma King Good Fortune's cell phone was making a sound. 在经过宋书航的时候,造化法王的手机响了起来。 Dharma King Good Fortune slide to unlock the phone looks, is actually ‚Su Clan's The Seventh’. 造化法王划开手机一看,却是‘苏氏阿七’。 „yí, Fellow Daoist The Seventh?” Dharma King Good Fortune showed a faint smile, connected the call, said: „Fellow Daoist The Seventh. What matter has? The words saying that I am participating in ‚Manual Tractor Competition’, is very interesting. You do not participate in simply are your loss.” “咦,阿七道友？”造化法王微微一笑,接通了电话,道:“阿七道友。有啥事？话说我正在参加‘手扶拖拉机大赛’呢,特别有意思。你不参加简直是你的损失啊。” „I know.” Opposite, Su Clan's The Seventh's tone is cloudy: „I am looking at live broadcast.” “我知道。”对面,苏氏阿七的语气阴沉沉的:“我就在看直播。” „Ha Ha Ha Ha. Didn't the regret attend this competition?” Dharma King Good Fortune also asked: „Your status felt that some aren't right?” “哈哈哈哈。后悔不来参加这比赛了？”造化法王又问道:“你的状态感觉有些不对劲？” „Super is not right, my present status, is volcano explosive state.” Su Clan's The Seventh clenches teeth saying: „The Su Clan three elders telephoned a moment ago suddenly, scolded melodramatic to drench the head me.” “超级不对劲啊,我现在的状态,已经是火山爆发状态了啊。”苏氏阿七咬牙道:“刚才苏氏三长老突然打了个电话过来,将我骂了个狗血淋头。” „Why?” Dharma King Good Fortune asked. “为什么？”造化法王问道。 „Three elders scolded my brain to enter the excrement, played the role of the baboon's appearance unexpectedly, participated in Manual Tractor Competition. Also to the live broadcast lens was yelling[ I am Heavenly River Su Clan's The Seventh, my race car serial number is 38 th] and so on words. simply lost completely our Heavenly River Su Clan's face. I now especially * Ma only wants to know, who that only damn baboon is?” Su Clan's The Seventh has soon gone wild. “三长老骂我脑子进屎了,竟扮成大马猴的模样,参加手扶拖拉机大赛。还对着直播镜头大叫[我是天河苏氏阿七,我的赛车编号是38号]之类的话。简直将我们天河苏氏的脸丢尽了。我现在特*玛的只想知道,那只该死的大马猴是谁？”苏氏阿七已经快要抓狂了。 Dharma King Good Fortune said with a smile gruffly: „hē hē hē, did you say Who else can it be?” 造化法王憨笑道:“呵呵呵,你说还能是谁呢？” „Really is he, Three Waves that cheap person!” Su Clan's The Seventh clenches jaws. “果然是他,三浪那个贱人！”苏氏阿七咬牙切齿。 „Ha Ha Ha Ha.” Dharma King Good Fortune laughs. “哈哈哈哈。”造化法王大笑起来。 That side Su Clan's The Seventh hears the doing a lot of talking sound, said bitterly: „How does Fellow Daoist Good Fortune...... help me give Three Waves one to teach?” 苏氏阿七那边传来磨牙声,恨恨道:“造化道友……帮我给三浪一个教训如何？” „It is not dry/does, I am a Buddhist, to leniency.” Dharma King Good Fortune said that-- he appreciates Mad Sabre Three Waves' very much, especially the opposite party goes all out the seeking death's time, Dharma King Good Fortune is always very joyful. “不干,我可是出家人,以慈悲为怀。”造化法王道——他很欣赏狂刀三浪的,特别是对方拼命作死的时候,造化法王总是很愉悦的。 „« Timely Clearing After Snowfall »!” Su Clan's The Seventh clenches teeth saying: „Authentic work, appreciates for three months taking advantage of you, you can also trace happily.” “《快雪时晴帖》！”苏氏阿七咬牙道:“真迹,借你欣赏三个月,你还可以愉快的临摹。” „« Timely Clearing After Snowfall » authentic work? How in your Su Clan? Some of do your Su Family people know the appreciation calligraphy? Other careless and wasteful use of nature's products, sold to me directly.” Dharma King Good Fortune said after a sigh that-- do not look at Dharma King Good Fortune practice's is ‚Fighting Buddha True Body’ this brute force unparalleled, verve overbearing war body cultivation technique. However, Dharma King Good Fortune is a famous calligrapher, now or China calligraphy association shoulders the bully level character. “《快雪时晴帖》真迹？怎么会在你们苏氏手里？你们苏家有人懂欣赏书法吗？别暴殄天物了,直接卖给我吧。”造化法王感叹道——别看造化法王修炼的是‘战佛真身’这种蛮力无双,刚猛霸道的战体功法。但是,造化法王可是一位有名的书法家,现在还是华夏书法协会的扛霸子级人物呢。 „Go away!” Su Clan's The Seventh said bitterly: „Most borrows you to appreciate for five months, helping me do Three Waves ruthlessly.” “滚！”苏氏阿七恨恨道:“最多借你欣赏五个月,帮我狠狠的干三浪。” „Deal!” Dharma King Good Fortune complied happily, Mad Sabre Three Waves seeking death, should that die, comes Subdue Monsters and Eliminate Demons by oneself, but also world pure! “成交！”造化法王愉快的答应了下来,狂刀三浪那么作死,早就应该要死了,就由自己来降妖除魔,还天地一个清净吧！ „I look at live broadcast, if well done, that « Timely Clearing After Snowfall » could borrow you again one month.” In Su Clan's The Seventh's voice is full of the seduction. “我看着直播,如果干的漂亮,那《快雪时晴帖》说不定能再多借你一个月。”苏氏阿七的声音中充满着诱惑。 „no problem, wrapped to sprinkle family/home body.” Dharma King Good Fortune is patting chest pledged. “没问题,包在洒家身上了。”造化法王拍着胸膛保证道。 ...... …… ...... …… After conclusion and Su Clan's The Seventh's telephone, Dharma King Good Fortune paddled the cell phone , a call. 结束和苏氏阿七的电话后,造化法王划动手机,又拨打了一个电话。 Quick, the telephone was put through, inside heard the Mad Sabre Three Waves' laughter: „Does Fellow Daoist Good Fortune, what matter call me has? wā hā hā hā, does could it be want to make me help your?” 很快,电话就被接通了,里面传来了狂刀三浪的笑声:“造化道友,打电话给我有啥事？哇哈哈哈,难道是想让我帮你一把？” At this time, Mad Sabre Three Waves is in ‚Manual Tractor Competition’ the front, he and True Monarch Falling Dust, Cave Lord Snow Wolf, Loose Practitioner North River, True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant is competing for the first position. 此时,狂刀三浪正处于‘手扶拖拉机大赛’的前沿,他和落尘真君、雪狼洞主、北河散人、蛟霸真君争夺着第一的位置。 „hē hē hē, actually I think suddenly under an important news, wants to tell Fellow Daoist Three Waves.” Dharma King Good Fortune hehe said with a smile. “呵呵呵,其实我只是突然想到有个重要消息,想告诉下三浪道友。”造化法王呵呵笑道。 „Some words saying quickly, competing.” Mad Sabre Three Waves said. “有话快说,比赛着呢。”狂刀三浪道。 „Un, not long ago, was a guest Mysterious Maiden Gate's Senior Skylark to our Fighting Buddha Sect. Then, at that time she and I chatted, suddenly raised Fellow Daoist Three Waves. She said, Fellow Daoist Three Waves' seeking death is very interesting. Therefore next month, she passed by your immortal residence, the preparation is a guest of some time in your there again.” Dharma King Good Fortune hehe said with a smile: „Although sprinkles the family/home is a Buddhist, however, envies Fellow Daoist Three Waves very much. Senior Skylark is so attractive, is beautiful, she must arrive at your there to be a guest again, perhaps Fellow Daoist Three Waves and senior become dao companion is also possible.” “嗯,前不久啊,玄女门云雀子前辈到我们斗战佛宗做客了。然后,当时她和我聊天的时候,突然提起了三浪道友。她说,三浪道友的作死很有趣。所以下个月,她路过你洞府,准备再在你那里做客一段时间。”造化法王呵呵笑道:“虽然洒家是出家人,但是啊,还是很羡慕三浪道友呢。云雀子前辈那么漂亮,那么美丽,她又要再一次到你那里做客了呢,说不定三浪道友和前辈成为道侣也不无可能呢。” Mad Sabre Three Waves, the whole person shivered. 狂刀三浪,整个人都颤抖了起来。 At this moment, some only Three Waves recalled suddenly many years ago, he like nighttime sky equally was beautifully dazzling ‚big senior’ is tossed about a year by one bright moonlight in 4 months of terrifying. 这一刻,某只三浪突然回想起了多年前,他被一位如同夜空中的明月一样耀眼美丽的‘大前辈’折腾了一年零四个月的恐怖。 that's right, that beautiful big senior, its named ‚Mysterious Maiden Gate's Skylark’, its realm is the Seventh Stage Spirit Venerable peak, distance Eighth Stage Manifest Presence In Front Of Human's 'Profound Sage' realm only has separation. This is the true big senior level character, in another big senior ‚Venerable Seventh Path’ with group is existence of same era. 没错,那位美丽的大前辈,其名为‘玄女门云雀子’,其境界为7品灵尊巅峰,距离8品人前显圣的‘玄圣’境界都只有一线之隔。这是真正的大前辈级人物,和群里的另一位大前辈‘七修尊者’是同一个时代的存在。 „Does not want...... not to want......” Mad Sabre Three Waves to scream sharp. “不要……不要啊……”狂刀三浪不由尖叫出声来。 Three Waves that some only feels sorry, was mentally confused. This heart one chaotic, competed on unable willfully. His front starts unable to control, is not careful, the vehicle depends toward nearby No. 19 Loose Practitioner North River tractor on. 某只可怜的三浪,心乱了。这心一乱,就无法专心一意的比赛了。他连车头都开始控制不住,不小心,车子往边上的19号北河散人拖拉机上靠去。 „Three Waves, what are you doing?” Roaring sound that Loose Practitioner North River hears. “三浪,你干嘛？”北河散人传来的怒吼声。 Bang! The Three Waves' car(riage) with the hit that Loose Practitioner North River's made an effort, two people car(riage)s shook shaking. 轰！三浪的车跟北河散人的用力的撞击了一下,两人的车都晃了晃。 When such in a flash, they, as well as No. 56 True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant surpassed by #4 True Monarch Falling Dust and No. 15 Cave Lord Snow Wolf pass. 就这么一晃之际,他们就被4号落尘真君、15号雪狼洞主、以及56号蛟霸真君超过去了。 „Three Waves, your seeking death!” Loose Practitioner North River angrily said, he makes an effort to pat oneself manual tractor, the next moment, on his tractor four wheel hubs, unexpectedly four sharp ramming braved. “三浪,你作死！”北河散人怒道,他用力一拍自己的手扶拖拉机,下一刻,他的拖拉机四个轮毂上,竟然有四根尖锐的撞头冒了出来。 Drill bit type of thing, deeply by the affection of 'Nine Provinces (1) Group' seniors. 钻头这种东西,深受‘九洲一号群’前辈们的喜爱啊。 the next moment, Loose Practitioner North River is controlling own tractor, makes an effort to hit toward the Mad Sabre Three Waves' train 38. 下一刻,北河散人控制着自己的拖拉机,用力朝着狂刀三浪的38号车撞去。 Mad Sabre Three Waves yelled: „Does not want, Old North River, you listen to me to explain, I am not intentional!” 狂刀三浪大叫道:“不要啊,老北河,你听我解释,我不是故意的啊！” „Explanation is useless, eats me to send ‚victory battering ram’!” Loose Practitioner North River is roaring. “解释无用,吃我一发‘胜利撞角’吧！”北河散人怒吼着。 „Does not want Aaaaah” “不要啊啊啊啊啊” bang bang bang...... 轰轰轰…… Incisive battering ram runs upon Mad Sabre Three Waves' tractor, the drill bit and Three Waves arrangement on the vehicle ‚defends guard/shield’ crazy friction, Mars four brave. 尖锐的撞角撞上狂刀三浪的拖拉机,钻头和三浪布置在车上的‘防御护罩’疯狂的摩擦起来,火星四冒。 „hē hē hē hē.” Dharma King Good Fortune well satisfied withdraw the cell phone, was operating own manual tractor fast forward sprint conveniently in the past. “呵呵呵呵呵。”造化法王心满意足的收起了手机,随手操纵着自己的手扶拖拉机飞快向前冲刺过去。 Was the time strikes to Brother Three Waves to the life!( To be continued.) 是时候给三浪兄至命一击了！(未完待续。) ps: First! 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