„Soft Feather is really lucky, flewin front ofmeall of a sudden.”Song Shuhangversion‚when Young Master Exterminating Phoenix’inheartis thinking, suddenly, seesSoft Featherby the swordlightpackage, ‚wā wā wā’ the scream, is flying upside downfromhim, laterflew backto the beginning.
“羽柔子真是幸运啊,一下子就飞到我前面去了。”宋书航版的‘灭凤公子’心中正这么想着时,突然,又见到羽柔子被剑光包裹,‘哇哇哇’的尖叫着,从他面前倒飞回来,随后一路飞回到起点去了。Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“……”
Is Soft Featherthisluck, good? Bad?羽柔子这运气,到底是好呢?还是坏呢?„In brief, carefuliswonderful. Iamthreeseconds of latency, far that therefore, the eyemustlook, ifdiscoveredwhataccident/surprise, Imustahead of time...... Aaaaah.”
“总之,小心为妙。我可是有三秒延迟啊,所以,眼睛一定要看的远,如果发现了什么意外,我就要提前……啊啊啊啊啊。”Song Shuhangis still thinkingat heartmustdiscover the dangerahead of time, three seconds ahead of scheduleissues the instructionto the body.宋书航心里还在想着自己要提前发现危难,提前三秒对身体发出指令。But, in front ofsuddenhimpresented a ray of trap.
但没想到,突然的他前面就出现了一个陷阱的光芒。Whatmakeshisdesperateis, thistrapwill also moveunexpectedly, itis runningon a racetrack of rangeback and forth. Runningmaybe willful, unableforecastright now leftandup and down.
更让他绝望的是,这个陷阱竟然还会移动的,它在一片范围的赛道上来回奔跑着。跑的可任性了,忽左忽右、忽上忽下,无法预测。Let aloneSong Shuhangthreeseconds of latency, even if no latency, hedoes not evadethistrap.
别说宋书航有三秒延迟,就算没有延迟,他也躲不过这陷阱。Inmilling that No. 44manual tractoris duty-bound not to turn backtrap.44号手扶拖拉机义无反顾的辗上了陷阱。Afterward, Song ShuhangfeltownSpiralling Ascension to Heaven.
随后,宋书航感觉自己螺旋升天了。manual tractorandhisbodybycrazyrevolving, the sky spins and the earth goes round, were been very uncomfortable.手扶拖拉机和他的身体被疯狂的旋转起来,天旋地转,特别难受。„Then, is to fly backto the beginninggoes?”Song Shuhanghas tears streaming down the face.
“接下来,是要飞回到起点去了吗?”宋书航泪流满面。However after...... Spiralling Ascension to Heaventocertainaltitude, actuallydo not return toSong Shuhangto the beginningmeaning. Buttransferredcrazily, transferredSong Shuhanghas a dizzy spell.
但是……螺旋升天到一定高度后,却没有要将宋书航送回到起点的意思。而是更加疯狂的转了起来,转的宋书航头晕目眩。Is good the feeling of fainting...... hasto plant to spit.
头好晕……有种想吐的感觉。Thisis‚forcesto suspend’ the trap, oncein the milling, mustrelayspatially for tenseconds.
这是个‘强制暂停’的陷阱,一旦辗上了,就得在空中转十秒的时间。Tenseconds, regarding the in an instant a myriad changesarena, simplyare cruel.
十秒时间啊,对于瞬息万变的赛场来说,简直残忍。Whizwhizwhizwhiz......
嗖嗖嗖嗖……
The senior who firsteven/includingfleespasses throughfromSong Shuhang'sside, in an instant. Song Shuhangfell47 th from the first placeposition.
一连窜的前辈从宋书航的身边穿了过去,转眼间。宋书航就从第一名的位置掉到了第四十七名去了。And, someseniorsbeforeflying, but alsotoSong Shuhangwarmwaving.
其中,有些前辈在飞过去前,还对着宋书航热情的挥手。For exampleSenior Three Waves of somebaboonappearance: „Shuhang. The keep it uprevolutions, youhave become an sceneryline in arena.”
比如某只大马猴模样的三浪前辈:“书航。加油转啊,你已经成为赛场上的一道风景线啦。”Said. Senior Three WavessurpassedSong Shuhanghappily.
说罢。三浪前辈愉快的超过了宋书航。Song Shuhangattracted the nose...... to feel that ‚Manual Tractor Competition’firsttenquotasare wavingtohim. But‚One Month Outer Space Travel Tour’tohiswarmbeckoning.宋书航吸了吸鼻子……感觉‘手扶拖拉机大赛’前十的名额正在向他挥手。而‘太空一月旅’正在向他热情的招手。Does not want, does not want, Ido not wantouter spaceone month tour.
不要啊,不要啊,我不要太空一月游啊。surging forward with great momentum that very my pitifulsummer vacationhas crossed, what'Mysterious Island', ‚Embracing the Younger Sister Tightly Until Death’and‚Battle of Severing Immortal Platform’and‚the conspiracy of mister’and‚Manual Tractor Competition’, Iam very satisfied, over the following month, will letcrossing of mysafe and sound!
我这个可怜的暑假已经过的很波澜壮阔了,什么‘神秘岛’、‘怀中抱妹杀’、‘断仙台之战’、‘先生的阴谋’、‘手扶拖拉机大赛’,我已经很满足了啊,接下来的一个月时间,让我平平安安的渡过啊!Iwant the vacationislandto sun, am having the deliciousdrink. Enjoys the lifein the sand beach!
我想要去度假岛晒太阳,喝着可口的饮料。在沙滩上享受人生啊!Ido not go touniverse!
我不要去宇宙啊!
A month, Iam not the senior in group, I am also onlySecond Stagesmallcultivator, the food and drinkcansolvewithSeclusion Pill, butdrawsandscattersbroken?
一个月的时间啊,我又不是群里的前辈,我还只是个二品小修士,吃喝能用辟谷丹解决,但拉和撒怎么破啊?It is saidin the environment of universezero gravity, the urinationwords, the liquidcanfloat, perhaps the liquidcanstick your face.
据说在宇宙无重力的环境中,撒尿的话,液体会悬浮,说不定液体会糊你一脸啊。**********
**********„Little Friend Song Shuhang, we‚Fighting Buddha Sect’ is a guest.”At this time, a Dharma King Good Fortuneelegantlong hair. Scrapes pastfrombeside Song Shuhang.
“宋书航小友,有空到我们‘斗战佛宗’做客啊。”这时,造化法王一头飘逸的长发。从宋书航身边擦身而过。Dharma King Good Fortune is also ‚is heavyinparticipation’ the senior, hiscurrently alreadyinmustattack‚Sixth Stage True Monarch’at crucial moment, althoughin‚Previous Era’regarding the Senior Whitemouthruinsis interestedvery much. Butheestimated that oneselfdoes not have the timeto go tothatruinsto toss about.造化法王也是‘重在参与’的前辈,他现在已经处于要冲击‘六品真君’的关键时候,所以虽然对于白前辈口中‘上个时代’的遗迹很感兴趣。但他估计自己是没时间去那个遗迹折腾。Moreover...... ruinsthistype of thing, is not disposable. Thistimedoes not have the opportunityto go, next timestill have a chance, but the incomepossiblycannot comparefirstbatch of entriesfellow daoist.
而且……遗迹这种东西,又不是一次性的。这次没机会进去,下次还有机会,只是收益可能比不上第一批进入的道友。After the Song Shuhang'stime, the Dharma King Good Fortune'scell phonewas making a sound.
在经过宋书航的时候,造化法王的手机响了起来。Dharma King Good Fortuneslide to unlock the phonelooks, is actually ‚Su Clan's The Seventh’.造化法王划开手机一看,却是‘苏氏阿七’。„yí, Fellow Daoist The Seventh?”Dharma King Good Fortuneshowed a faint smile, connected the call, said: „Fellow Daoist The Seventh. Whatmatterhas? The words saying that Iam participating in‚Manual Tractor Competition’, is very interesting. Youdo not participate insimplyareyourloss.”
“咦,阿七道友?”造化法王微微一笑,接通了电话,道:“阿七道友。有啥事?话说我正在参加‘手扶拖拉机大赛’呢,特别有意思。你不参加简直是你的损失啊。”„Iknow.”Opposite, Su Clan's The Seventh'stoneis cloudy: „Iam looking atlive broadcast.”
“我知道。”对面,苏氏阿七的语气阴沉沉的:“我就在看直播。”„Ha Ha Ha Ha. Didn't the regretattendthiscompetition?”Dharma King Good Fortunealsoasked: „Yourstatusfelt that somearen't right?”
“哈哈哈哈。后悔不来参加这比赛了?”造化法王又问道:“你的状态感觉有些不对劲?”„Superis not right, mypresentstatus, isvolcanoexplosive state.”Su Clan's The Seventhclenches teeth saying: „The Su Clanthreeelderstelephoneda moment agosuddenly, scoldedmelodramaticto drench the headme.”
“超级不对劲啊,我现在的状态,已经是火山爆发状态了啊。”苏氏阿七咬牙道:“刚才苏氏三长老突然打了个电话过来,将我骂了个狗血淋头。”„Why?”Dharma King Good Fortuneasked.
“为什么?”造化法王问道。„Threeeldersscoldedmybrainto enter the excrement, played the role of the baboon'sappearanceunexpectedly, participated inManual Tractor Competition. Alsoto the live broadcastlenswas yelling[ IamHeavenly RiverSu Clan's The Seventh, myrace carserial numberis38 th] and so onwords. simplylostcompletelyourHeavenly River Su Clan'sface. Inowespecially*Maonlywantsto know,whothatonlydamnbaboonis?”Su Clan's The Seventhhas soon gone wild.
“三长老骂我脑子进屎了,竟扮成大马猴的模样,参加手扶拖拉机大赛。还对着直播镜头大叫[我是天河苏氏阿七,我的赛车编号是38号]之类的话。简直将我们天河苏氏的脸丢尽了。我现在特*玛的只想知道,那只该死的大马猴是谁?”苏氏阿七已经快要抓狂了。Dharma King Good Fortunesaid with a smilegruffly: „hē hē hē, did yousayWho else can it be?”造化法王憨笑道:“呵呵呵,你说还能是谁呢?”„Reallyishe, Three Wavesthatcheap person!”Su Clan's The Seventhclenches jaws.
“果然是他,三浪那个贱人!”苏氏阿七咬牙切齿。„Ha Ha Ha Ha.”Dharma King Good Fortunelaughs.
“哈哈哈哈。”造化法王大笑起来。That sideSu Clan's The Seventhhears the doing a lot of talkingsound, saidbitterly: „How does Fellow Daoist Good Fortune...... helpmegiveThree Wavesoneto teach?”苏氏阿七那边传来磨牙声,恨恨道:“造化道友……帮我给三浪一个教训如何?”„It is not dry/does, Iam a Buddhist, toleniency.”Dharma King Good Fortunesaid that--heappreciatesMad Sabre Three Waves'very much, especially the opposite partygoes all out the seeking death'stime, Dharma King Good Fortune is always very joyful.
“不干,我可是出家人,以慈悲为怀。”造化法王道——他很欣赏狂刀三浪的,特别是对方拼命作死的时候,造化法王总是很愉悦的。„«Timely Clearing After Snowfall»!”Su Clan's The Seventhclenches teeth saying: „Authentic work, appreciates for threemonthstaking advantage ofyou, you can also tracehappily.”
“《快雪时晴帖》!”苏氏阿七咬牙道:“真迹,借你欣赏三个月,你还可以愉快的临摹。”„«Timely Clearing After Snowfall»authentic work? HowinyourSu Clan? Some of do yourSu Familypeopleknow the appreciationcalligraphy? Othercareless and wasteful use of nature's products, sold tomedirectly.”Dharma King Good Fortunesaid after a sigh that--do not look atDharma King Good Fortunepractice'sis‚Fighting Buddha True Body’thisbrute forceunparalleled, verveoverbearingwarbodycultivation technique. However, Dharma King Good Fortuneis a famouscalligrapher, noworChinacalligraphyassociationshoulders the bullylevelcharacter.
“《快雪时晴帖》真迹?怎么会在你们苏氏手里?你们苏家有人懂欣赏书法吗?别暴殄天物了,直接卖给我吧。”造化法王感叹道——别看造化法王修炼的是‘战佛真身’这种蛮力无双,刚猛霸道的战体功法。但是,造化法王可是一位有名的书法家,现在还是华夏书法协会的扛霸子级人物呢。„Go away!”Su Clan's The Seventhsaidbitterly: „Mostborrowsyouto appreciate for fivemonths, helpingmedoThree Wavesruthlessly.”
“滚!”苏氏阿七恨恨道:“最多借你欣赏五个月,帮我狠狠的干三浪。”„Deal!”Dharma King Good Fortunecompliedhappily, Mad Sabre Three Wavesseeking death, should thatdie, comesSubdue Monsters and Eliminate Demonsbyoneself, but alsoworldpure!
“成交!”造化法王愉快的答应了下来,狂刀三浪那么作死,早就应该要死了,就由自己来降妖除魔,还天地一个清净吧!„I look atlive broadcast, ifwell done, that«Timely Clearing After Snowfall»couldborrowyouagainonemonth.”InSu Clan's The Seventh'svoiceis full of the seduction.
“我看着直播,如果干的漂亮,那《快雪时晴帖》说不定能再多借你一个月。”苏氏阿七的声音中充满着诱惑。„no problem, wrapped to sprinklefamily/homebody.”Dharma King Good Fortuneis pattingchestpledged.
“没问题,包在洒家身上了。”造化法王拍着胸膛保证道。
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After conclusionandSu Clan's The Seventh'stelephone, Dharma King Good Fortunepaddled the cell phone , a call.
结束和苏氏阿七的电话后,造化法王划动手机,又拨打了一个电话。Quick, the telephonewas put through, insideheard the Mad Sabre Three Waves'laughter: „Does Fellow Daoist Good Fortune, whatmattercallmehas? wā hā hā hā, does could it bewantto makemehelpyour?”
很快,电话就被接通了,里面传来了狂刀三浪的笑声:“造化道友,打电话给我有啥事?哇哈哈哈,难道是想让我帮你一把?”At this time, Mad Sabre Three Wavesis in‚Manual Tractor Competition’ the front, heandTrue Monarch Falling Dust, Cave Lord Snow Wolf, Loose Practitioner North River, True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrantis competing for the firstposition.
此时,狂刀三浪正处于‘手扶拖拉机大赛’的前沿,他和落尘真君、雪狼洞主、北河散人、蛟霸真君争夺着第一的位置。„hē hē hē, actuallyIthinksuddenly under an important news, wantsto tellFellow Daoist Three Waves.”Dharma King Good Fortunehehesaid with a smile.
“呵呵呵,其实我只是突然想到有个重要消息,想告诉下三浪道友。”造化法王呵呵笑道。„Some words saying quickly, competing.”Mad Sabre Three Wavessaid.
“有话快说,比赛着呢。”狂刀三浪道。„Un, not long ago, was a guestMysterious Maiden Gate's Senior SkylarktoourFighting Buddha Sect. Then, at that timesheandIchatted, suddenlyraisedFellow Daoist Three Waves. Shesaid,Fellow Daoist Three Waves'seeking deathis very interesting. Thereforenext month, shepassed byyourimmortal residence, the preparationis a guest ofsome timeinyourthereagain.”Dharma King Good Fortunehehesaid with a smile: „Althoughsprinkles the family/homeis a Buddhist, however, enviesFellow Daoist Three Wavesvery much. Senior Skylarkis so attractive, is beautiful, shemustarrive atyourthereto be a guestagain, perhapsFellow Daoist Three Waves and seniorbecomedao companion is also possible.”
“嗯,前不久啊,玄女门云雀子前辈到我们斗战佛宗做客了。然后,当时她和我聊天的时候,突然提起了三浪道友。她说,三浪道友的作死很有趣。所以下个月,她路过你洞府,准备再在你那里做客一段时间。”造化法王呵呵笑道:“虽然洒家是出家人,但是啊,还是很羡慕三浪道友呢。云雀子前辈那么漂亮,那么美丽,她又要再一次到你那里做客了呢,说不定三浪道友和前辈成为道侣也不无可能呢。”Mad Sabre Three Waves, the whole personshivered.狂刀三浪,整个人都颤抖了起来。At this moment, someonlyThree Wavesrecalledsuddenlymanyyears ago, helikenighttime skyequallywas beautifully dazzling‚bigsenior’is tossed about a year byonebright moonlight in 4months of terrifying.
这一刻,某只三浪突然回想起了多年前,他被一位如同夜空中的明月一样耀眼美丽的‘大前辈’折腾了一年零四个月的恐怖。that's right, thatbeautifulbigsenior, itsnamed‚Mysterious Maiden Gate's Skylark’, itsrealmis the Seventh StageSpirit Venerablepeak, distanceEighth StageManifest Presence In Front Of Human's'Profound Sage'realmonly hasseparation. Thisis the truebigseniorlevelcharacter, inanotherbigsenior‚Venerable Seventh Path’withgroupisexistence of sameera.没错,那位美丽的大前辈,其名为‘玄女门云雀子’,其境界为7品灵尊巅峰,距离8品人前显圣的‘玄圣’境界都只有一线之隔。这是真正的大前辈级人物,和群里的另一位大前辈‘七修尊者’是同一个时代的存在。„Does not want...... not to want......”Mad Sabre Three Wavesto screamsharp.
“不要……不要啊……”狂刀三浪不由尖叫出声来。Three Waves that someonlyfeels sorry, was mentally confused. Thisheartonechaotic, competedonunablewillfully. Hisfrontstarts unable to control, is not careful, the vehicledependstowardnearby No. 19Loose Practitioner North Rivertractoron.
某只可怜的三浪,心乱了。这心一乱,就无法专心一意的比赛了。他连车头都开始控制不住,不小心,车子往边上的19号北河散人拖拉机上靠去。„Three Waves, what are you doing?”Roaringsound that Loose Practitioner North Riverhears.
“三浪,你干嘛?”北河散人传来的怒吼声。Bang! The Three Waves'car(riage)with the hit that Loose Practitioner North River'smade an effort, two peoplecar(riage)sshookshaking.
轰!三浪的车跟北河散人的用力的撞击了一下,两人的车都晃了晃。
When suchin a flash, they, as well as No. 56True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrantsurpassedby#4True Monarch Falling Dustand No. 15Cave Lord Snow Wolfpass.
就这么一晃之际,他们就被4号落尘真君、15号雪狼洞主、以及56号蛟霸真君超过去了。„Three Waves, yourseeking death!”Loose Practitioner North Riverangrily said, hemakes an effortto patoneselfmanual tractor, the next moment, onhistractorfourwheel hubs, unexpectedlyfoursharprammingbraved.
“三浪,你作死!”北河散人怒道,他用力一拍自己的手扶拖拉机,下一刻,他的拖拉机四个轮毂上,竟然有四根尖锐的撞头冒了出来。Drill bittype of thing, deeplyby the affection of 'Nine Provinces (1) Group'seniors.
钻头这种东西,深受‘九洲一号群’前辈们的喜爱啊。the next moment, Loose Practitioner North Riveris controllingowntractor, makes an effortto hittoward the Mad Sabre Three Waves'train 38.下一刻,北河散人控制着自己的拖拉机,用力朝着狂刀三浪的38号车撞去。Mad Sabre Three Wavesyelled: „Does not want, Old North River, youlisten tometo explain, Iam notintentional!”狂刀三浪大叫道:“不要啊,老北河,你听我解释,我不是故意的啊!”„Explanationis useless, eatsmeto send‚victorybattering ram’!”Loose Practitioner North Riveris roaring.
“解释无用,吃我一发‘胜利撞角’吧!”北河散人怒吼着。„Does not wantAaaaah”
“不要啊啊啊啊啊”bang bang bang......轰轰轰……Incisivebattering ramruns uponMad Sabre Three Waves'tractor, the drill bit and Three Wavesarrangementon the vehicle‚defendsguard/shield’crazyfriction, Marsfourbrave.
尖锐的撞角撞上狂刀三浪的拖拉机,钻头和三浪布置在车上的‘防御护罩’疯狂的摩擦起来,火星四冒。„hē hē hē hē.”Dharma King Good Fortunewell satisfiedwithdraw the cell phone, was operatingownmanual tractorfastforwardsprintconvenientlyin the past.
“呵呵呵呵呵。”造化法王心满意足的收起了手机,随手操纵着自己的手扶拖拉机飞快向前冲刺过去。Was the timestrikestoBrother Three Wavesto the life!( To be continued.)
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