In on-the-spot live broadcast, announcer is still continue acclaim:[ True Monarch Yellow Mountain worthily is the established senior, he not blind raises the manual tractor speed carelessly, his modification to tractor conforms to the science, perfect integrates the cultivator element. From embarking to the present, his speed has been steady, steady surpassed other fellow daoist.] 现场直播中,主持人还在继续赞叹:[黄山真君不愧是老牌前辈,他并没有盲目的胡乱提升手扶拖拉机的速度,他对拖拉机的改造即符合科学,又完美的融入修士元素。从出发到现在,他的速度一直平稳,一路稳稳的超过了其他道友。] Song Shuhang looked at the eye already about the same and his flush True Monarch Yellow Mountain, said with a bitter smile: „Senior Yellow Mountain, you did not say that attended the competition to make up the number?” 宋书航瞄了眼已经差不多和他齐平的黄山真君,苦笑道:“黄山前辈,你不是说参加比赛只是凑个数吗？” Since makes up the number, is heavy in participating, why can that spell? Must run up to first place to come. 既然是凑个数,重在参与,那为什么要这么拼啊？都要跑到第一名来啦。 Song Shuhang must snatch the man in first ten position, True Monarch Yellow Mountain this joins in the fun to join the words of first ten contest, to his big disadvantageous. 宋书航可是必须抢到前十位置的男人啊,黄山真君这个凑热闹加入前十争夺战的话,对他大大的不利啊。 „Hehe...... how should I say ne, I have not really thought you re-equip ‚manual tractor’ ability such dregs. I re-equipped casually , the casual making up the number participation, ultra passed you.” Senior Yellow Mountain said with a laugh. “呵呵......怎么说好呢,我真的没想到你们改装‘手扶拖拉机’的能力这么渣。我只是随便改装了下,随便的凑个数参赛,就将你们一路超过去了。”黄山前辈笑呵呵道。 At this moment, Song Shuhang felt from Senior Yellow Mountain body calling ‚big academic tyrant deeply despised’ thing. 这一刻,宋书航从黄山前辈身上感觉到了一种叫‘大学霸深深蔑视’的东西。 Special taunt! Good wants to make one stick the True Monarch face to come up the fist. 特别的嘲讽！好想让人将拳头糊到真君脸上去。 „That anything, Little Friend Shuhang keep it up, maintains, first ten are hopeful, I'll go ahead.” Senior Yellow Mountain hehe said with a smile, simultaneously his both hands grabbed the tractor arm rest, the body have the vibration of rhythm, like this was steady firmly, actually Song Shuhang's No. 44 manual tractor, over half automobile body. “那啥,书航小友加油吧,保持下去,前十还是有希望的,我就先走一步啦。”黄山前辈呵呵笑道,同时他双手抓着拖拉机扶手,身体有节奏的震动,就这样平平稳稳、却又坚定的将宋书航的44号手扶拖拉机,超过半个车身。 [ Is True Monarch Yellow Mountain, the display is worthily steady, now makes us congratulate No. 5 True Monarch Yellow Mountain, he has been in ‚Manual Tractor Competition’ temporarily the first position...... yí? We as if heard huge voice. This voice so huge, seems like a song? Is this observes Group of Fellow Daoists is players keep it up? Was inferior, making us connect one this voice slightly.] [不愧是黄山真君,发挥平稳,现在让我们恭喜五号黄山真君,他已经暂时处于‘手扶拖拉机大赛’的第一位置......咦？我们似乎听到了一个巨大的声音。这个声音是如此的巨大,似乎是一首歌？这是观众道友在为选手们加油吗？不如,让我们将这个声音稍稍接入一段。] Afterward, clear voice transmitted in the Cultivator World ten million person ears from ‚Gossip Information Collector’. 随后,一个清脆的声音从‘八卦信息收集器’传递到了修士界千万人耳中。 „The flowered fragrance of basket of flowers, listening to me to sing one sing ~ ~ arrived at big Yellow Mountain, big Yellow Mountain good place well side ~ good place to come scenery ~ everywhere is the crops, everywhere is Big Idiot ~ ~” “花篮的花儿香,听我来唱一唱唱一呀唱~~来到了大黄山,大黄山好地方好地呀方~好地方来好风光~到处是庄稼,遍地是大傻~~” Comes from Doudou's « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain », overawes the rivers and lakes! 来自于豆豆的一首《黄山大傻之歌》,威震江湖！ Announcer Jiang Shan immediately on confused. 主持人江山顿时就懵逼了。 „bu......” on white clouds magical treasure, most fellow daoist spurted. “卟......”白云法宝上,大部分的道友都喷了。 Only then some fellow daoist of understanding the true situation-- for example the Chu Family's disciple in the confusedness, have not known that the surrounding these senior laughter during a performance did do suddenly? 只有一些不明真相的道友还在迷茫中——比如楚家的弟子,就不知道周围这些前辈突然都笑场了干啥？ ...... ...... ...... ...... The True Monarch Yellow Mountain surface sinks like the water. 黄山真君面沉如水。 Oneself were also unexpectedly negligent, has not fallen Doudou Silenced unexpectedly again...... makes it have the capital of courting disaster. 自己竟然也大意了,竟然没有将豆豆重新禁言掉......让它有了惹祸的资本。 Really in the evening, prepares to eat Gourou Hotpot. 果然晚上,准备吃狗肉火锅吧。 Then, True Monarch Yellow Mountain pinched technique seal, angrily roars: „Silenced!” 接着,黄山真君掐了个法印,怒吼一声:“禁言！” Above the cloud, on the an adorable small pekingese collar has the slightly weak's ray twinkle. Afterward, cute small pekingese unable mouth spit out human voice, can only send out ‚woof, woof’ again cry. 云彩上,一只可爱的小京巴项圈上有微弱的光芒闪烁。随后,可爱的小京巴无法再口吐人言,只能发出‘汪汪’的叫声。 However, in the dog eye of pekingese glitters ray-- Big Idiot Yellow Mountain of wisdom, you were too naive. 但是,京巴的狗眼中闪烁出智慧的光芒——黄山大傻,你太天真了。 Has used skill for this Doudou a time, was effective on impossible for the second time! 对本豆豆使用过一次的技能,第二次就不可能有效了！ The moving out of the way body that Doudou brings to a conclusion, sees only under its body, has huge loudspeaker, a music player. 豆豆谈定的挪开身子,只见它的身子底下,藏有一只巨大的扩音器,还有一只音乐播放器。 Doudou extends the claw, presses on that music player slightly. 豆豆伸爪子,在那音乐播放器上微微一按。 „The flowered fragrance of basket of flowers, listening to me to sing one sing......” “花篮的花儿香,听我来唱一唱唱一呀唱......” Overawes the rivers and lakes « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain » to resound. 威震江湖的《黄山大傻之歌》重新响起。 The song is cheerful, the melody is simple, the lyrics are succinct, to flow right off the tongue. 歌曲欢快,调子简单,歌词简洁、朗朗上口。 In addition cultivator, only if cultivation technique is special, otherwise each one is the photographic memory and memory outstanding generation. Such happy song, so long as has listened one time, everyone can follow to hmph hmph. Listens again, basically will sing. 再加上修士除非功法特殊,否则个个都是过目不忘、记忆超群之辈。这样欢乐的歌曲,只要听过一次,大家就能跟着哼哼了。再听一遍,基本上都会唱了。 Moreover, this « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain » simply has devil attribute. 而且,这首《黄山大傻之歌》简直有魔性的。 After having listened to one time, unknowingly the melody of whole person following music will be cheerful, even some people cannot help but with snort/hum several. 听过一次后,不知不觉整个人都会跟着音乐的旋律欢快起来,甚至有人不由自主的就跟着哼了几句。 ...... ...... ...... ...... [ Cuts off, cuts off this voice quickly!] In live broadcast, heard the Announcer Jiang Shan tense cry......, but, late. [掐断,快掐断这声音！]直播中,传来了江山主持人紧张的叫声......但是,迟了。 It is estimated that tomorrow, the entire cultivation world everyone knew this « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain ». 估计明儿,整个修真界所有人都知道这曲《黄山大傻之歌》了。 „Doudou!!!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain angrily roars, finally cannot endure again. “豆豆！！！”黄山真君一声怒吼,终于不能再忍了。 Racket of his palm on manual tractor, No. 5 tractor shoots up to the sky, braves the billowing black smoke, chases down in the Doudou's direction. 他手掌在手扶拖拉机上一拍,五号拖拉机冲天而起,冒着滚滚黑烟,朝着豆豆的方向追杀过去。 „woof, woof!” Doudou self-satisfied barked two toward True Monarch Yellow Mountain, it does not escape......, because it knows, in True Monarch Yellow Mountain, it cannot escape. “汪汪！”豆豆得意的朝着黄山真君吠了两声,它也不逃跑......因为它知道,在黄山真君手里,它是逃不掉的。 It escapes special-purpose Wind Fire Wheels magical treasure is True Monarch Yellow Mountain manufactures to it, the possibility of simply not having run away. Therefore, standing of Doudou very hoodlum in cloud layer, waits for True Monarch Yellow Mountain to seize it! 它连逃跑专用的风火轮法宝都是黄山真君给它制作的,根本没逃走的可能。所以,豆豆很光棍的站在云层上,等着黄山真君过来擒它！ At this time, Doudou felt that Soft Feather had to-- everyone who at that time words saying is not a child, naturally must be responsible for own each behavior, this is resolve! 这个时候,豆豆感觉羽柔子当时有句话说的很对——大家又不是小孩子了,当然要为自己的每一个行为负责,这就是觉悟啊！ Doudou felt oneself have resolve, he fearless--, even if by a True Monarch Yellow Mountain Silenced entire year, its dog were then lived not still has regretted. 豆豆感觉自己也有觉悟,他已经无所畏惧了——就算接下来被黄山真君禁言一整年,它的狗生也已经无憾了。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain crumb the music player, Doudou grabbed, threw near manual tractor. 黄山真君一把捏碎了音乐播放器,将豆豆抓起,扔在手扶拖拉机边上。 „woof, woof!” Doudou looked up, cried out two-- to kill toward True Monarch Yellow Mountain to hack up to you, fearing death was not Doudou. “汪汪！”豆豆抬起头来,朝着黄山真君叫唤了两声——要杀要剐随便你,怕死就不是豆豆。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain corner of the mouth twitched, opened manual tractor, tú tú tú left competition, quick, vanished in the horizon. 黄山真君嘴角抽搐,开起手扶拖拉机,突突突的就离开了比赛现场,很快,消失于天际。 All the way, True Monarch Yellow Mountain remains silent. 一路上,黄山真君都保持着沉默。 Long time, True Monarch incomparably said gently: „Doudou.” 良久后,真君温柔无比道:“豆豆啊。” That tone, gentle with spring breeze. 那语气,柔和的跟春风似的。 Doudou actually hit to tremble suddenly. 豆豆却突然打了个寒颤。 „Unknowingly, you long are so big. Obviously at that time you brought back to the domestic time, but also is only the small palm of the hand is big.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain is filled with emotion: „Time really flies.” “不知不觉,你都已经长这么大了。明明当时将你带回家养的时候,还只是小巴掌大呢。”黄山真君感慨万千:“时间真快啊。” Doudou: „?” 豆豆:“？” „Child must grow up after all.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain lowered the head, looked at Doudou one: „Eventually, the child must leave own parents, looks for a life-long companion, forms one to be its family/home.” “孩子终归是要长大的。”黄山真君低头,望了豆豆一眼:“终究,孩子要离开自己的父母,找一个终生的伴侣,重新组建一个属于它自己的家。” Doudou unfathomable mystery. Was Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, fumbled and broken up the show? 豆豆莫名其妙。黄山大傻,被玩坏了吗？ „I think, you were also time marry (a man), Doudou.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain shows a faint smile, warmly and gently said. “我想,你也是时候嫁人了,豆豆。”黄山真君微微一笑,温柔道。 Doudou: „......” 豆豆:“......” wait, wait, wait a minute! 等下,等下,等一下下！ Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, where did you have make a mistake? 黄山大傻,你是不是有什么地方搞错了？ Doudou anxious yelled: „woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!” 豆豆紧张的大叫起来:“汪汪汪汪汪！” It, Doudou, pekingese great monster dog, is male. Why can describe it with ‚marry (a man)’? 它,豆豆,一只京巴大妖犬,是雄性的啊。为什么要用‘嫁人’来形容它？ could it be actually I am mother pekingese, but has been regarded male pekingese to raise by Big Idiot Yellow Mountain? 难道其实我是一只母京巴,只是被黄山大傻一直当成雄京巴来养？ Doudou is thinking, doubts lifts own retreat, looked at eye that position ‚Little Doudou’. 豆豆这么想着,疑惑的抬起自己的后退,望了眼那个位置处的‘小豆豆’。 nope ah, I'm really a male pekingese! 不会啊,我真的是一只雄京巴啊！ Therefore, Doudou thorough confused. 所以,豆豆彻底懵逼了。 The True Monarch Yellow Mountain smile, puts out a hand, patted the Doudou's small head temperately. 黄山真君微笑,伸手,更加温和的拍了拍豆豆的小脑袋。 tú tú tú tú tú...... tractor braves black smoke, brings Doudou's confused, disappeared without a trace. 突突突突突......拖拉机冒着一阵黑烟,带着豆豆的懵逼,消失的无影无踪。 ...... ...... ...... ...... [ Eh...... fellow audience everyone's good, the competition midway suddenly had an accident/surprise a moment ago. Before five seconds, surpassing Young Master Exterminating Phoenix becomes first place True Monarch Yellow Mountain, because the private matter left the competition, lost the qualifications to compete. Now we can see, first place as before is lucky Young Master Exterminating Phoenix, he is keeping the slightly weak's advantage with following fellow daoist as before.] [呃......各位观众大家好,刚才比赛中途突然出现了点意外。五秒前,赶超灭凤公子成为第一名的黄山真君,因为私人事情离开了比赛,失去了比赛资格。现在我们可以看到,第一名依旧是幸运的灭凤公子,他和后面的道友依旧保持着微弱的优势。] Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” At this time, should he thank Doudou? 这个时候,他应该感谢豆豆吗？ seeking death that Doudou acts boldly regardless of one's safety, a wave band walked True Monarch Yellow Mountain, lets he preserved ‚first place’ advantage? 豆豆奋不顾身的作死,一波带走了黄山真君,让他重新保住了‘第一名’的优势？ „Doudou, I will burn incense for you.” The Song Shuhang gratitude said. “豆豆,我会为你上香的。”宋书航感激道。 Then, he is controlling manual tractor diligently, to be about, a quicker speed to go forward. This is the opportunity that Doudou acts boldly regardless of one's safety to trade, he cannot waste! 然后,他努力的控制着手扶拖拉机,以更快、更快的速度前进。这可是豆豆奋不顾身换来的机会,他可不能浪费啊！ ...... ...... ...... ...... When Song Shuhang is sighing with emotion...... suddenly, has sword light together ‚whiz’, scrapes past from his side, exceeded him all of a sudden, flew in front of him! 就在宋书航感慨着的时候......突然,有一道剑光‘嗖’的一下,从他身边擦身而过,一下子超越了他,飞到他前面去了！ „What is that?” Song Shuhang stared in a big way the eye. “那是啥？”宋书航瞪大了眼睛。 [ yí? A moment ago that sword light! Too quick, inconceivable speed, which prize-winning fellow daoist is also? Let us pull closer the lens again. Saw clearly...... yí, is this little miss?] [咦？刚才那道剑光！太快了,不可思议的速度,又是哪位中奖的道友吗？让我们再将镜头拉近一些。看清楚了......咦,又是这位小姑娘？] Sees only in that sword light, is wrapping a pitch-black long hair, the both legs slender miss and her 2 #2 manual tractor. 只见那道剑光中,包裹着一位乌黑长发,双腿修长的姑娘和她的二2号手扶拖拉机。 [ Is Spirit Butterfly Island Young Miss Soft Feather, in a moment ago, was returned to beginning Miss Soft Feather, has not given up, she again, but not long...... she as if in milling after embarking a trap, her 2 #2 tractor again floating, but this time, she has not returned to the beginning, but sprint forward fast, after in one breath exceeds all participation elected, goes straight to achieved the No. 44 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix's front! the old man lost his mare, but it all turned out for the best? Congratulates Miss Soft Feather, she is in this Manual Tractor Competition leading position now!] [又是灵蝶岛羽柔子小姑娘,就在刚才,被送回到了起点的羽柔子姑娘,没有放弃,她重新出发,但在出发后不久......她似乎又辗上了一个陷阱,她的二2号拖拉机再次浮空而起,但这一次,她没有返回到起点,而是一路飞快的向前冲刺,一口气超越了所有的参赛选后,一直抵达到了44号灭凤公子的前方！塞翁失马,焉知非福？恭喜羽柔子姑娘,她现在正处于本届手扶拖拉机大赛的领先地位！] Miss Soft Feather somewhat is dumbstruck, blinks, her first? 羽柔子姑娘还有些发懵呢,眨了眨眼睛,她第一了？ First yay, this type feels very nice! She likes this feeling! 第一耶,这种感觉很不错呢！她喜欢这种感觉！ Soft Feather grasps manual tractor the hand, sends out delightful laughing sound-- while the opportunity, rushes, pulls out enough distance with the following player, is keeping the advantage, rushes to the end point! 羽柔子抓紧手扶拖拉机把手,发出悦耳的欢笑声——趁着机会,一路冲上去,和后面的选手拉出足够的距离,保持着优势,一路冲到终点！ She must attain ‚first Manual Tractor Competition’ champion! 她要拿到‘首届手扶拖拉机大赛’的冠军！ „charge!” Soft Feather called cheerfully. “冲啊！”羽柔子欢快的叫了起来。 2 #2 manual tractor sprint fast. 二2号手扶拖拉机飞快冲刺起来。 Suddenly...... the Soft Feather feeling vehicle shakes slightly, has to plant the feeling of losing the gravity. 突然......羽柔子感觉车子微微一震,有种失去重力的感觉。 Soft Feather corner of the mouth pulled out pulling out. 羽柔子嘴角抽了抽。 This feeling, was too familiar, because she experienced twice this type a moment ago ‚weightlessness feeling’. 这种感觉,太熟悉了,因为她刚才就经历了两次这种‘失重感’了。 Then, at a Soft Feather squeal, after she and her tractor again ‚Spiralling Ascension to Heaven’...... promotes to sufficient altitude, Soft Feather's 2 #2 manual tractor, whiz was brought to fly toward the beginning position. 然后,在羽柔子一阵尖叫声,她和她的拖拉机再次‘螺旋升天’......升到足够的高度后,羽柔子的二2号手扶拖拉机,嗖的一下被带着往起点位置飞去。 Miss Soft Feather: 羽柔子姑娘: …… ……