scooter moped is carrying Venerable White and Song Shuhang shakes is going home...... 小绵羊电瓶车载着白尊者和宋书航晃悠着回家…… On the road of going home, Venerable White has not used Acceleration Array as before. ∈ 回家的路上,白尊者依旧没有使用加速阵法。∈ …… …… First, Venerable White rides moped also to emerge for a while, experiences well. 一来,白尊者骑电瓶车也只是一时兴起,体验一下就好。 Secondly, the journey is short, altogether also on distance that six stand, does not absolutely need to play the car race. 二来,路途较短,总共也就六站的距离,根本没必要玩飙车。 When goes home, Song Mama as if had the matter to go out, not at home. 回家时,宋妈妈似乎有事出门了,不在家。 Venerable White then and Song Shuhang returned to the room. 白尊者便和宋书航回到了房间。 „I retrieve Doudou and little monk, will strive to look before tomorrow.” Venerable White started to tidy up under his own cell phone, took out Shooting Star Sword. “我去找回豆豆和小和尚,争取在明天前找回来。”白尊者开始收拾了下他自己的手机,取出流星剑。 Then, he said to Song Shuhang: „Shuhang, you have put out a hand.” 然后,他对宋书航道:“书航,你伸过手来。” Putting out a hand of Song Shuhang doubts. 宋书航疑惑的伸手。 Venerable White extends refers, uses spirit power to portray-- a little while on his wrist, an attractive hologram Calabash Babies design appeared on Song Shuhang wrist. 白尊者伸指,在他的手腕上用灵力刻画起来——不多时,一个漂亮的立体葫芦娃图案就出现在宋书航手腕上了。 This design looks familiar. 这图案眼熟。 „Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Art?” Song Shuhang curiously asked. “万里飞遁术？”宋书航好奇问道。 „It is not, this is the localization coordinates. Has this coordinates, regardless of you in which corner of the world, without were used the special method shield, I can lock your position. After wait for me Doudou and little monk Doudou found, telephones to inform you. Then, I use disposable flying sword to deliver them.” Venerable White answered. “不是,这是个定位坐标。有这个坐标在,无论你在世界的哪个角落,只要没被人用特殊方法屏蔽,我都能锁定你的位置。等我将豆豆和小和尚豆豆找到之后,就打电话通知你。然后,我用一次性飞剑将他们送回来。”白尊者解释道。 Does disposable flying sword, deliver? Great idea! 一次性飞剑,送回来？好主意！ „Great!” Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up: „Moreover Senior White, I strongly suggested, returns to the little monk flying sword speed to be set at ordinary four times of fast it, delivers the Doudou flying sword speed to come 50 times not to dislike many! Let them realize exciting taste personal!” “赞！”宋书航竖起大拇指:“另外白前辈,我强烈建议,送回小和尚的飞剑速度请将它设定为普通四倍速,送豆豆飞剑速度来个五十倍都不嫌多！让他们切身体会一把刺激的滋味！” „no problem.” The Venerable White nod said. “没问题。”白尊者点头道。 „Right the senior, the one more thing sentiment wants to ask you to help.” Song Shuhang thinks of a matter suddenly. “对了前辈,还有件事情想请你帮个忙。”宋书航突然想到一件事情。 Then, he took 'Treasured Sabre Broken Tyrant'. Hands in front of Venerable White: „Senior. Can you portray an array on this Broken Tyrant Sabre. Let Broken Tyrant Sabre turn into invisible status, doesn't make the average person see?” 然后,他将‘宝刀霸碎’取了回来。递到白尊者面前:“前辈。你能不能在这霸碎刀上刻画一个阵法。让霸碎刀变成隐形状态,不让普通人看到？” Then if must go to East Sea vacation island to play, making Broken Tyrant Sabre invisible, the good belt/bring to go out. 接下来若是要去东海度假岛游玩的话,让霸碎刀隐形了,才好带出去。 „this is simple.” Venerable White said. “这个简单。”白尊者道。 He extends refers, portrays on Broken Tyrant Sabre, engraved lineup array and gathers spirit, as well as counter-surveillance array. 他又伸指,在霸碎刀上刻画一番,刻上了阵形阵法和聚灵阵,以及反侦察的阵法。 Then, besides Venerable White and Song Shuhang. The average people cannot see this 'Treasured Sabre Broken Tyrant'. Naturally, this array is only Venerable White draws conveniently, so long as is cultivator, can see this Broken Tyrant Sabre's. 如此一来,除了白尊者和宋书航外。普通人就都看不到这柄‘宝刀霸碎’。当然,这阵法只是白尊者随手所画,只要是修士,还是能看到这柄霸碎刀的。 „, I first embark to look for Doudou. wait for me relation.” Venerable White said. “那么,我先出发去找豆豆。等我联系。”白尊者道。 If can retrieve Doudou to be best when tomorrow...... if found Doudou doesn't matter, Senior White does not suppose the coordinates in Song Shuhang body early in any case. 如果能在明天前找回豆豆最好……如果找到豆豆时已经不早的话也没关系,反正白前辈在宋书航身上设下了坐标。 by that time, after Song Shuhang to destination, pressed a coordinates round of flying sword to rush to beside Song Shuhang. 到时候,等宋书航到了目的地后,按着坐标一发飞剑就能赶到宋书航身边了。 ...... …… ...... …… Venerable White steps Shooting Star Sword, controlling sword soars to go. 白尊者踏上流星剑,御剑腾空而去。 Has Senior White to look for Doudou they, in the Song Shuhang heart was steadfaster. 有白前辈去找豆豆它们,宋书航心中踏实了许多。 ***************** ***************** When dinner. 晚饭时。 The Song Mama doubts asked that Shuhang said: „yí. Shuhang, did your mouth very sweet friend also walk?” 宋妈妈疑惑问书航道:“咦。书航,你那个嘴很甜的朋友也走了吗？” „. He must meet disobedient child of friend family/home, possibly needs several genius to come back.” Song Shuhang replied. “啊。他要去接一个朋友家的熊孩子,可能需要过几天才回来。”宋书航回答道。 „āi yā, was obviously lively before, came so many guests, has not thought left.” Song Mama regretfully said, she is quite likes the lively person. “哎呀,明明之前还蛮热闹的,来了那么多客人,没想到一个个的都离开了。”宋妈妈遗憾道,她是个比较喜欢热闹的人。 Then, if not for opened were too late, she and Song Baba who the Two Child Policy plan left also wants to regenerate one. 说起来,若不是开放二胎政策出的太迟了,她和宋爸爸还想再生一个的的。 Therefore for these years, Song Mama tsukkomi most is Two Child Policy, she wishes one could this policy to be able ten years to open early, perhaps she can also add a cute younger sister to Song Shuhang. 所以这几年,宋妈妈吐槽的最多的就是二胎政,她恨不得这个政策能早十年开放,说不定她还能给宋书航添个可爱的妹妹呢。 „hēi hēi, when some days, after Song Bai has come the child belt/bring of friend family/home, will live it up.” Song Shuhang eats up the soup in bowl, said with a smile: „Right mama, my sleeping friend Gao Moumou's friend, must invite us to go to a vacation island of East Sea to play, two days my want to set off. Approximately will play ten days of appearance back and forth.” “嘿嘿,等过些天,宋白将朋友家的孩子带过来后,就会热闹起来了。”宋书航喝掉碗里的汤,笑道:“对了妈妈,我宿友高某某的一个朋友,要邀请我们去东海的一个度假岛去游玩,过两天我就要出发了。来回大约会玩个十来天的样子。” The Song Mama eye shone: „With that named Soft Feather's miss together?” 宋妈妈眼睛都亮了起来:“和那个叫羽柔子的姑娘一起吗？” „Ha Ha Ha, Soft Feather she has other things. However she said that if the time catches up, she with.” “哈哈哈,羽柔子她有其他的事情啦。不过她说,如果时间赶的及的话,她会跟过来的。” Song Baba sluggish swallows gets food down, quietly asked: „Money is sufficient?” 宋爸爸慢吞吞的咽下饭,出声问道:“钱方面还够用吗？” „Sufficient, when I had the help/gang seniors to work in the school, obtained some rewards.” Song Shuhang happily said with a smile, the way that although the reward obtains is somewhat violent. “够用啦,我在学校里时有帮前辈工作,得到了一些报酬呢。”宋书航嘻嘻笑道,虽然报酬得到的方式有些暴力。 Song Baba nods silently. 宋爸爸默默点了点头。 ************** ************** China, in the sky, huge pekingese...... lies , on an air-carrier aircraft that goes to Capital City. 华夏,天空中,一只巨大的京巴……趴在一架前往京城的民航飞机上。 In the giant pekingese dog hair also packages one to shrink one group of little monk. 巨大的京巴犬毛发中还包裹着一个缩成一团的小和尚。 Doudou and Little Monk Guoguo, why are two fellows rubbing airplane-- to rub the airplane? Because they did not have money. little monk previous time sells into servitude the last money, was changed into made in China phablet...... 正是豆豆和小和尚果果,两个家伙在蹭飞机——为什么要蹭飞机？因为他俩没钱了。小和尚上次卖身赚到的最后一点钱,都被换成一个国产大屏手机了…… „Senior Doudou, do we flee to Capital City really?” Little Monk Guoguo is worried to ask. “豆豆前辈,我们逃往京城真的好吗？”小和尚果果担心问道。 So long as he recalls in Nine Provinces (1) Group, Abbot Fathom Mystery round of that two[ wiping away sweat expression] with[ kitchen knife expression], ruthless that flusters at heart. 他只要回想起九洲一号群中,通玄方丈发的那两个[擦汗表情]和[菜刀表情]时,心里就慌的狠。 The abbot was mad to sending the kitchen knife! Is this represents Abbot Fathom Mystery to want with the kitchen knife to cut him? Cuts him even without the kitchen knife, perhaps one pulled out cannot escape. 方丈都气到发菜刀了啊！这是代表着通玄方丈想要用菜刀砍他吗？就算不用菜刀砍他,一顿抽恐怕是逃不过了吧。 Doudou triumphantly said: „Relieved, don't panic. Experiences with This Dog King many years of running away from home's, when you just running away from home, the family members are angry very much. Like Shuhang now, will roar must be the same hit you until the shit goes out! However, having words called the human nature to be inexpensive!” 豆豆得意洋洋道:“安心吧,不要慌张。凭着本汪多年离家出走的经验,你刚离家出走时,家里人都是很生气的。就像书航现在,会吼着要将你屎都打出来一样！但是啊,有句话叫人性本贱！” It starts to teach oneself « running away from home Heart Sutra » to Little Monk Guoguo: „When your running away from home has not gone back for a long time, when they could not find you, will start to be flustered! by that time, the anger in their heart, will all be levelled by ‚worry’. Then after with great difficulty you look, when the treasure equally you are favoring, supplying.” 它开始向小和尚果果传授自己的《离家出走心经》来:“当你离家出走很长时间都没回去,他们还找不到你时,就会开始心慌了！到时候,他们心中的怒气,全都会被‘担心’填平。然后好不容易将你找回去后,就会当宝贝一样将你宠着,供着。” „Really is this?” Little Monk Guoguo is serious, asking that actually anticipates very much. “真的是这样吗？”小和尚果果一脸严肃,却又很期待的问道。 „Relax, I can guarantee with you. When Big Idiot Yellow Mountain that's it, each time my running away from home, actually an angry incorrect appearance. But to finally, ten days to half a month could not find me, is not angry, will only be worried how very much I have not gone home. After by that time retrieves me with great difficulty, I am family/home Sir, what delicious, tasty must supply me!” Doudou triumphantly said. “放心吧,我可以跟你保证。黄山大傻就是这样,每次我离家出走时,却一副愤怒的不行的样子。但到最后,十天半个月的还找不到我,就一点都不生气了,只会很担心我怎么还不回家。到时候好不容易找回我后,我就是家里的大爷,什么好吃的、好喝的都要供着我！”豆豆得意洋洋道。 -- this move of not easy-to-use place cannot use only , Ma's Big Idiot Yellow Mountain now to is very pale, did not worry for it that its running away from home looked. Hateful, good to bite him! ——这一招唯一不好使的地方就是不能多用,用多了后,特玛的黄山大傻现在对它离家出走都看的很淡了,一点都不为它操心。可恶,好想咬他！ After Little Monk Guoguo by a Doudou brainwashing, in the heart stabilized. 小和尚果果被豆豆一番洗脑后,心中安定了很多。 „That can Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang come to look for us?” little monk inquired. “那书航师兄会过来找我们吗？”小和尚询问道。 „Definitely can, the personality of his good-hearted person, now definitely be the world must look for us.” Doudou affirms to say. “肯定会的,他这老好人的性格,现在肯定是满世界的要找我们吧。”豆豆肯定道。 little monk nods in secretly the-- heart one warm, why his a little clear Senior Doudou will as if like ‚running away from home’. 小和尚暗暗点了点头——心中一暖,他似乎有点明白豆豆前辈为什么会喜欢‘离家出走’了。 „Achoo and achoo! yí? Felt strange, is This Dog King the wool suddenly has to plant not the good premonition?” Doudou lay in the airplane goes against sneeze several continually, it used the claw to rub oneself nose-- when a moment ago, mentioned ‚the Song Shuhang estimate, in the world looked for us’ these words, its heart unfathomable mystery appeared a vigilance, this was the caninity ultra keen animal intuition! “阿嚏、阿嚏！咦？奇怪了,本汪为毛突然有种不好的预感？”豆豆趴在飞机顶上连打了好几个喷嚏,它用爪子揉了揉自己的鼻子——就在刚才,说起‘宋书航估计在满世界寻找我们’这句话时,它心头莫名其妙的浮现一种警惕,这是狗类的超敏锐动物直觉！ Was could it be Shuhang this good-hearted person been really angry? When said the good-hearted person to be angry is really fearful. 难道书航这个老好人真的被气坏了？都说老好人生起气来时才是真可怕呢。 When Doudou thinking, suddenly, under body airplane fierce about vibrates. 正当豆豆思索之际,突然,身下的飞机剧烈的上下抖动起来。 The passengers screamed again and again, a piece in confusion. 乘客们尖叫连连,现场一片狼藉。 This is on the way of the flight, the airplane meets the big whirl suddenly...... 这是飞行途中,飞机突然遇上强气流…… „Sudden big whirl? woof ~ won't present the air disaster?” Doudou depressedly said-- This Dog King rides a running free airplane. “突如其来的强气流？汪~不会出现空难吧？”豆豆郁闷道——本汪只是搭个顺风飞机而已啊。 ......, if really leaves accidentally/surprisingly, This Dog King saves some passengers with every effort. By the Doudou's strength, but also the big whirl of unable solution influence airplane, most saves several people. 罢了……如果真的出意外的话,本汪尽力救下一些乘客吧。以豆豆的实力,还无法解决影响飞机的强气流,最多救几个人。 ...... …… ...... …… Is good because, this big whirl only continued very short time. 好在,这股强气流只持续了很短的时间。 After restoring to be tranquil, on -board stewardess starts to comfort the frightened passenger. 恢复平静后,机内空姐开始安慰受惊的乘客。 The passengers are also a being saved from death appearance, some people even sob happily. 乘客们也都是一副死里逃生的模样,有些人甚至幸福的哭泣起来。 „safe and sound, This Dog King take action of province.” Doudou is sticking out one's tongue, falls face down. “平安无事,也省的本汪出手。”豆豆吐着舌头,重新趴下。 While at this time, its body's little monk actually board stretch/open face, a face anxiety shape. 正当这时,它身上的小和尚却板着张脸,一脸愁苦状。 „Guoguo?” Doudou doubtfully asked. “果果？”豆豆疑惑问道。 Meanwhile, the Doudou keen sense of smell smelled not a good flavor...... 同时,豆豆敏锐的嗅觉闻到了一股不好的味道…… „Senior Doudou...... I drew the pants crotch!” little monk weakly said. “豆豆前辈……我拉裤裆了！”小和尚弱弱道。 -- perhaps is because these days is linking three days of can the reason that treats the hemorrhoids, prick the therapeutic equipment toward small ass in each time? Also or was the hemorrhoids is just cured, didn't he a little adapt? In brief, he felt that own two days small anus some were not quite tight. ——或许是因为这几天连着三天治痔疮的原因,每次都要往小屁屁里刺入治疗仪器？又或者是痔疮刚被治愈,他有点不适应？总之,他感觉自己这两天小菊花有些不太紧。 This morning when escaping road is somewhat anxious, he has not come and previous large size, all the way some then intent. In addition the airplane high and low vibrated a moment ago, he not careful on the drawing pants crotch. 今天早上逃路时有些急,他还没来的及上大号,一路上都有些便意。再加上刚才飞机上下震动,他不小心就拉裤裆了。 Doudou: „......” 豆豆:“……” The drawing pants crotch on the drawing pants crotch, in any case little monk is only six years old, occasionally lags behind the pants crotch is also excusable, after all the age is placed in that. 拉裤裆就拉裤裆吧,反正小和尚才六岁,偶尔拉下裤裆也是情有可原,毕竟年龄摆在那。 But the issue is-- little monk lies now its body, but also was used the hair to curl by it is maintaining warmth. 但问题是——小和尚现在趴它身上,还被它用毛发卷着保暖啊。 This is rides in it conducts the back to defecate! 这是骑在它背上拉屎啊！ „Senior Doudou...... I am not intentionally.” The little monk serious small face turned the bread twist. “豆豆前辈……我不是故意的。”小和尚严肃的小脸都扭成麻花了。 „What let alone.” Doudou heavy sighing: „We first look for under place processing your pants crotch.” “什么都别说了。”豆豆沉沉的叹了口气:“我们先找个地方处理下你的裤裆吧。” What to do can it also? little monk is small, could it be can it publicly reprimand the opposite party? 它还能怎么办？小和尚还小,难道它要严厉的斥责对方？ After reprimanding, how can, little monk suffering cries? Then can't the excrement in pants crotch process? 斥责了后又能咋样,小和尚委屈的大哭一顿？然后裤裆里的屎不还得处理？ Again after heavy sighing, Doudou holds little monk with the claw, jumps down from the airplane. 再次沉沉的叹了口气后,豆豆用爪子抓住小和尚,从飞机上一跃而下。 The words saying that...... for wool its this solemn great monster dog, can reduce to trades the situation of pants crotch for disobedient child? 话说……为毛它这堂堂大妖犬,要沦落到替熊孩子换裤裆的地步？