Song Shuhang: „Ha Ha Ha, yes, mama. Song Bai he is very interesting, yesterday he was too trapped/sleepy, has not come and displays his sense of humor!” 宋书航:“哈哈哈,是啊,妈妈。宋白他这个人很有趣的,昨天他只是太困了,没来的及发挥他的幽默感而已！” Yes, Senior White very interesting...... he will remove the electric appliance, meets Ground Levelling Fall, but also meets the flying outer space! Namely is interesting and exciting, making one have tears streaming down the face. 是的,白前辈很有趣的……他会拆电器,会平地摔,还会飞太空呢！即有趣又刺激,让人泪流满面。 „You go to restaurant to sit, I give under you stuffed dumpling.” Song Mama said with a smile. “你们去餐厅坐着,我给你们下饺子。”宋妈妈笑道。 „Good!” Song Shuhang is drawing unfathomable mystery status Senior White toward restaurant in the past. “好！”宋书航拉着莫名其妙状态的白前辈往餐厅过去。 ...... …… ...... …… After having used the breakfast, Song Shuhang to Song Mama said oneself must go to Jade Fish Mountain to play. 用过早餐后,宋书航跟宋妈妈说自己要去玉鱼山玩玩。 Then, he brought Senior White to go downstairs. 然后,他带着白前辈下楼去了。 Shuhang's family distance Jade Fish Mountain is not very far, distance of six stand public transportation. 书航家距离玉鱼山不是很远,六站公交车的距离。 However since previous belt/bring Venerable White has sat a public transportation, he decided not to bring Senior White to ride the public transportation. 不过自从上次带白尊者坐过一次公交后,他就决定再也不带白前辈去坐公交车了。 But he does not dare to bring Senior White to open scooter moped to go, he feared that Senior White pulls out post of a a4 paper on toward scooter moped, by that time scooter runs the make people despair speed, the traffic police uncle will operate four wheels to pursue in behind cannot catch up with...... the by that time traffic police uncle to cry. 而他又不敢带白前辈开小绵羊电瓶车去,他怕白前辈掏出一张a4纸往小绵羊电瓶车上一贴,到时候小绵羊跑出让人绝望的速度,交警叔叔开四个轮子在后面追都追不上……到时候交警叔叔会哭的。 „Therefore, cannot make Senior White bump moped absolutely, hits to hire!” Song Shuhang secretly said in heart. “所以,绝对不能让白前辈碰电瓶车,打个出租去！”宋书航心中暗道。 Then, two people arrived at downstairs. 就这样,两人来到了楼下。 ...... …… ...... …… The so-called super misfortune, was you, met not the most correct person in not the rightest time, in not the most correct place, then he did not the most correct matter to you! 所谓的超级不幸,就是你在最不正确的时间里、在最不正确的地点、遇上了最不正确的人,然后他对你做了件最不正确的事！ The time, place, character and event, four big essential factors all are not the most correct time, is the super misfortune. 时间、地点、人物、事件,四大要素全都是最不正确的时候,就是超级不幸。 Song Shuhang brings Venerable White is going downstairs, downstairs next door Auntie Li, happen to pushes Song Mama that scooter to come. 宋书航带着白尊者下楼的时候,楼下隔壁李阿姨,正好推着宋妈妈那辆小绵羊过来了。 „yō, Shuhang, come just right. This is your mama's moped, I just borrowed a food market. Now used up must give back to your mama's, saw you to be just right, gave you it.” Auntie Li's warm saying with a smile. “哟,书航,来的正好啊。这是你妈妈的电瓶车,我刚借过来开了趟菜市场。现在用完了要还给你妈妈的,看到你正好,就将它交给你了。”李阿姨热情的笑道。 Shuhang's family moped stops a building garage. Auntie Li just wants to telephone to Song Mama, must return the car(riage). what a coincidence, happen to met Song Shuhang. 书航家的电瓶车都是停一楼车库的。李阿姨刚想打电话给宋妈妈,要还车的。好巧的,正好遇上了宋书航。 Song Shuhang immediately on dumbfounded-- Auntie Li, you must come is so skillful? 宋书航顿时就傻眼了——李阿姨,妳要不要来的这么巧啊？ afraid of what will come. 怕什么就来什么。 Song Shuhang hollow laugh: „Ha Ha Ha. Good Auntie Li, moped leave it to me ba!” 宋书航干笑了:“哈哈哈。好的李阿姨,电瓶车就交给我吧！” During the speeches, turning the head of his gently and cautiously looks to Venerable White. 说话间,他小心翼翼的转头望向白尊者。 Really, Venerable White both eyes shines, in the eye reveals very obvious meaning. Summarizing is three character-- I wants to open! 果然,白尊者双眼发亮,眼中露出很明显的意思。总结起来就是三字——我想开！ moped, Venerable White in Jiangnan district has seen many times. To this being similar in the bicycle, the exquisite transportation vehicle, he wants to try early. 电瓶车,在江南区的时候白尊者就看到过很多次。对这种类似于自行车,小巧型的交通工具,他老早就想试试了。 Did not have the opportunity to contact moped, in addition the Venerable White's attention was passed by the car attraction afterward. 只是一直没有机会接触电瓶车,再加上后来白尊者的注意力都被汽车吸引过去了。 Now has the opportunity to bump into, with his character, must certainly try. 现在有机会碰上,以他的性格,肯定是要试试的。 „That gives you.” Auntie Li takes down the vegetable/dish that oneself buy from moped, waves to Song Shuhang, turns around to leave. “那就交给你啦。”李阿姨从电瓶车上取下自己买的菜,向宋书航挥了挥手,转身离开。 After Auntie Li leaves, Song Shuhang turns the head to look to Venerable White. The probe asked: „Can Senior White, try?” 等李阿姨离开后,宋书航转过头来望向白尊者。试探问道:“白前辈,要试试？” „Good, good!” The Senior White nod said that-- he waits for Song Shuhang these words to come. “好啊,好啊！”白前辈点头道——他就等着宋书航这句话来着。 Senior White natural steps up to scooter moped, the long hair flings! 白前辈潇洒的跨上小绵羊电瓶车,长发一甩！ Song Shuhang smiles bitterly to hand over safety helmet, then sits the back seat. 宋书航苦笑着递上安全头盔,然后坐到后座。 „Which direction in opens?” Venerable White inquired. “往哪个方向开？”白尊者询问道。 „Goes out along Great Way goes straight, walks following Great Way, when must turn round I told the senior ahead of time.” Song Shuhang replied, simultaneously he was worried to ask: „Will Senior White, open?” “出门沿着大道直走,顺着大道走,要拐弯时我提前告诉前辈。”宋书航答道,同时他又担心问道:“白前辈,会开吗？” „Will open! Relax! I when learn/study the car theory, has studied the theory of moped simultaneously.” Senior White said. Sways from side to side the key, a revolution of moped car(riage) accelerator. “会开！放心！我在学习汽车理论的时候,就同时学过电瓶车的理论。”白前辈说罢。扭动钥匙,一转电瓶车的车柄油门。 Zī moped fast flees forward! 滋~电瓶车飞快的向前窜去！ ************** ************** Mysterious matter happened, this, from beginning to end Senior White unexpectedly not on post a4 array rune toward moped. 神奇的事情发生了,这一趟,从头至尾白前辈竟然都没有往电瓶车上贴a4阵法符文。 The moped speed is so obviously slow...... could it be Venerable White the mood to be good today. Car race? 明明电瓶车的速度这么慢……难道是白尊者今天心情好。不飙车了？ In the Song Shuhang heart has doubts. 宋书航心中疑惑。 Direction driving direction that however he fulfills duty all the way, but called one ‚turn left’ and ‚right-turn’ and ‚going straight’. 不过一路上他还是尽职的指挥驾驶方向,不过的叫一声‘左转’、‘右转’、‘直走’。 Quick, moped is carrying Song Shuhang and Senior White arrived in ‚Jade Fish Mountain’ nearby red bayberry Field. 很快,电瓶车载着宋书航和白前辈抵达了‘玉鱼山’杨梅场附近。 „Senior arrived, can stop.” Song Shuhang said. “前辈到了,可以停车了。”宋书航道。 His words just now say that-- Chī!, moped slam on the brakes, stopped immediately. 他话才刚说完——哧！的一下,电瓶车一个急刹车,立马就停了下来。 Then Venerable White supports. Stops there. 然后白尊者一脚撑地。停在那里。 Checked was too anxious? Song Shuhang doubts is looking at front Senior White. 刹的太急了吧？宋书航疑惑的望着前面的白前辈。 After stopping, Senior White on motionless like a statue, is maintaining the posture of robot. 停车完后,白前辈就一动不动,保持着机器人的姿势。 „Senior White?” Song Shuhang cried out. “白前辈？”宋书航叫唤了一声。 But Venerable White as before motionless like a statue...... 但白尊者依旧一动不动…… „Total feeling is not right.” Song Shuhang gently and cautiously climbing down moped, changes to the car(riage) previous to look, immediately the whole person scared. “总感觉不对劲啊。”宋书航小心翼翼的爬下电瓶车,转到车前一看,顿时整个人都吓坏了。 Saw only a Venerable White face dull expression, both eyes soulless-- he is distracted. 只见白尊者一脸呆愣的表情,双眼无神——他走神了。 The skill that Senior White this is distracted rose LV 1, was distracted can also listen to him ‚turn left’ and ‚right-turn’ and ‚parking’ and so on. 白前辈这走神的技能又升了一级啊,走神了还能一路听着他‘左转’、‘右转’、‘停车’之类的。 Simultaneously in the Shuhang heart rejoiced, oneself can live unexpectedly is arriving in the terminal, is really the luck has good luck ever after greatly. 同时书航心中好庆幸,自己一路竟然能活着抵达终点站,真是福大命大。 ...... …… ...... …… „Senior White, Senior White, we arrived, wake up.” Song Shuhang makes noise to call said. “白前辈,白前辈,我们到了,醒醒啊。”宋书航出声唤道。 After long time . 半晌后。 Senior White recovers. 白前辈回过神来。 His said out loud: „yí? Our already arrived?” 他出声道:“咦？我们已经到了吗？” Song Shuhang has tears streaming down the face immediately: „Yes, Senior White we have arrived in Jade Fish Mountain.” 宋书航顿时泪流满面:“是的,白前辈我们已经抵达玉鱼山了。” Moreover, is you in drive a car, Senior White. 而且,是你在开车呢,白前辈。 „When Ha Ha Ha, a moment ago drive a car, suddenly thinks that modification tractor good creativity-- I to tell you, I want to tractor comes ‚to tread water’ the installment, by that time to re-equip at the tractor competition, wants the sea surface distance, then tractor goes on sea surface, how do you feel?” Venerable White face excitedly said. “哈哈哈,刚才开车时,突然想到一个改造拖拉机的好创意——我跟你说说啊,我想给拖拉机来个‘踏水’的装置,到时候改装拖拉机大赛上,一定要有一段海面的路程,然后拖拉机在海面上行驶,感觉怎么样？”白尊者一脸兴奋道。 „What?” Song Shuhang confused long time. “啥？”宋书航懵逼了半晌。 He discovered, even if the brain opens wide again big, unable guessed in Nine Provinces (1) Group action-- Song Shuhang of seniors to think, even if fairy maiden, dao priest and great master refitted ‚the manual tractor army’ dashed about wildly several on Great Way on almost there. Most is also having on the difficulty mountain road stroll. 他发现就算自己脑洞开的再大,都无法猜测到九洲一号群里前辈们的行动——宋书航本来以为,就算是仙子、道长、大师们的改装后的‘手扶拖拉机大军’在大道上狂奔几圈就差不多了。最多也就在一些有难度的山路上转转。 But he has not thought completely, Venerable White is also thinking draws the manual tractor armies to sea surface slides? 但他完全没想到,白尊者还想着将手扶拖拉机大军们拉到海面溜一圈吗？ Imagines, 20-30 manual tractor, goes easily and freely dashes about wildly...... then a tsunami that to come when sea surface, the fairy maiden, dao priest and great master excitedly are cheering, opens manual tractor to brave all hardships. 想象一下吧,20-30辆手扶拖拉机,在海面上如履平地的狂奔……然后一个海啸过来时,仙子、道长、大师们兴奋的欢呼着,开启着手扶拖拉机乘风破浪。 Thinks, as if also very has the feeling? 想想,似乎还挺带感的？ fuck, will I feel this picture belt/bring feeling? 卧艹,我怎么会感觉这画面带感？ „how do you feel? Has to plant very good feeling?” Venerable White said with a smile. “感觉怎么样？是不是有种很棒的感觉？”白尊者哈哈笑道。 „Very good.” Song Shuhang honestly said-- has flash that he even felt that manual tractor is breaking in the ocean waves, breaks open the tsunami in the storm sprints, there is very cool, and very exciting catching up foot! “很棒。”宋书航诚实道——有那么一瞬间,他甚至感觉开着手扶拖拉机冲入海浪中,破开海啸在暴风雨中冲刺时,有种很帅且很刺激的赶脚！ „Yes, really the words that sprints in the sea, will have the feeling compared with the light in the ground. That set!” Venerable White decided this plan. “是吧,果然在大海上冲刺的话,会比光在地面上更有感觉。那就这么定下了！”白尊者敲定了这个预案。 „Ok, did not think so many, we picked the Red bayberry.” Remembers the Red bayberry, Venerable White eye happy narrowing the eyes becomes a line. “好了,不想那么多了,我们摘杨梅去吧。”想起杨梅,白尊者眼睛都幸福的眯成一条线。 Later Jade Fish Mountain one line, generally speaking is-- Venerable White: tú tú tú tú tú tú tú...... 之后玉鱼山一行,总的来说就是——白尊者:突突突突突突突…… ***************** ***************** Stayed in Jade Fish Mountain entire one in the afternoon, Venerable White well satisfied departure. 在玉鱼山中呆了整整一下午,白尊者心满意足的离开。 Before leaving, the Song Shuhang strong stopper gave the manager 800 ocean-- original activities is changes players to calculate that a person was 40-50 Yuan, ate all the way, you can eat many to eat many. 离开之前,宋书航强塞给了管理员八百大洋——本来活动是换人算的,一个人是40-50元,吃个够,你能吃多少就吃多少。 If the average person, lets loose to eat can eat many, eats the tooth acid. But Senior White is mobile living bug, he alone does not know that in the afternoon ate many. 如果是普通人,放开来吃又能吃多少,吃到牙酸。但白前辈是个移动式活着的bug啊,他一个人下午都不知道吃了多少了。 if not for Song Shuhang this body only brought 800 cash to come out, definitely also fort more money gave the manager. 要不是宋书航这次身上只带了八百现金出来,肯定还要塞更多钱给管理员的。 After leaving Jade Fish Mountain, Venerable White happy riding scooter moped. 离开玉鱼山后,白尊者又开心的骑上了小绵羊电瓶车。 On the come road he is in a daze, had not realized that rides the moped pleasure, goes back him to affirm carefully experiences the feeling of riding moped. 开来的路上他都在发呆,还没体会到骑电瓶车的乐趣,回去他肯定得仔细体验一下骑电瓶车的感觉。 At this time, the Song Shuhang's telephone resounded. 这时,宋书航的电话响起。 Song Shuhang slide to unlock looked, Senior Apprentice Brother Zhou Li that actually compels painstakingly hits. 宋书航划开一看,却是苦逼的周离师兄打来的。 „Fellow Daoist Shuhang? Your that side accident spot, I have sent people to care. Abandonment manual tractor has solved, the path had also been fixed. Has not left step down what trace, relax.” Senior Apprentice Brother Zhou Li in telephone middle course. “书航道友吗？你那边的事故地点,我已经派人过去护理了。报废的手扶拖拉机已经解决,道路也已经被修好。没留下任何痕迹,放心吧。”周离师兄在电话中道。 „Thanks Senior Apprentice Brother Zhou Li...... other, Doudou and did Little Monk Guoguo have the news?” Song Shuhang inquired. “谢谢周离师兄……另外,豆豆和小和尚果果有消息了吗？”宋书航询问道。 „hē hē hē hē...... a news does not have. Doudou too knew about me, I looked for its routine and method am familiarized by it. For these years, it has become the elite counter-surveillance expert. Then, I can only look at the luck.” Senior Apprentice Brother Zhou Li sighed, heavily said. “呵呵呵呵……一点消息都没有。豆豆对我太了解了,我寻找它的套路和方法都被它摸透了。这么多年来,它早已经成了精锐的反侦察专家了。接下来,我只能看运气了。”周离师兄叹了口气,沉重道。 Song Shuhang hears this saying, immediately feels sad. 宋书航听到这话,顿时一阵心酸。 „Right Senior Apprentice Brother Zhou Li, Doudou and Little Monk Guoguo morning time login Nine Provinces (1) Group. Perhaps they bought the new cell phone, or is portable device. Doesn't this clue know to your whether useful or not?” Song Shuhang said. “对了周离师兄,豆豆和小和尚果果早上的时候登陆过九洲一号群。或许它们买了新的手机,或者是移动设备。这条线索不知道对你有没有用？”宋书航道。 „Thanks, should be able a little to use.” Zhou Li said after a sigh. “谢谢,应该能有点用吧。”周离感叹道。 „senior apprentice brother keep it up, after this grasps Doudou, I lead him to go to East Sea to play. The arrangements at least 1-2 weeks, you seize the chance well take a break ba. Also grasps the opportunity, what met with fairy maiden approximately?” Song Shuhang said. “师兄加油,等这趟抓回豆豆后,我就带他去东海玩去。至少1-2星期的安排,你趁机好好休息一下吧。也抓紧机会,和仙子约个会什么的？”宋书航道。 „Thanks, thanks.” Senior Apprentice Brother Zhou Li choked. “谢谢,谢谢。”周离师兄哽咽道。 Song Shuhang hanging up the phone-- silently is really easy to satisfy, Senior Apprentice Brother Zhou Li. 宋书航默默的挂掉电话——真是容易满足啊,周离师兄。 ...... …… ...... …… After Shuhang hanging up the phone, the Venerable White sudden face is worried to ask: „Shuhang, I asked a question. If Doudou and Little Monk Guoguo had not been asked...... us to go to the plan of East Sea, can delay or cancel?” 书航挂掉电话后,白尊者突然一脸担心问道:“书航,我问个问题。如果豆豆和小和尚果果没有被找回来的话……我们前往东海的计划,是不是就得拖延或取消？” „Should Senior Apprentice Brother Zhou Li be able to retrieve Doudou before tomorrow?” Song Shuhang said with a smile-- to be confident dry/does to Senior Apprentice Brother Zhou Li, but looking back now, felt before tomorrow, met Doudou and little monk, simply has a dream. “周离师兄应该能在明天前找回豆豆吧？”宋书航干笑道——本来对周离师兄还蛮有信心的,但现在看来,感觉明天前接回豆豆和小和尚,简直是做梦啊。 Venerable White: „......” 白尊者:“……” „Walks, we first go back.” Venerable White earnestly said: „Then...... I go to Doudou and little monk look!” “走,我们先回去。”白尊者认真道:“然后……我去将豆豆和小和尚找回来！”