„Doudou do you meet drive a car unexpectedly?” little monk stares the big eye, surprised and said after a sigh. “豆豆你竟然会开车？”小和尚瞪大眼睛,惊讶并感叹道。 „Ahem, I link the airplane to open, let alone is car? I just drive the helicopter to open today relayed spatially a long time.” Doudou proudly said. “哼哼,我连飞机都会开呢,更何况是汽车？我今天刚开着直升机在开空中转了老半天呢。”豆豆得意道。 Immediately, a little monk face envies looking of worship to Doudou. To the Doudou's trust is the bursting, he without delay, drilled into the car latter driver seat immediately. 顿时,小和尚一脸羡慕加崇拜的望向豆豆。对豆豆的信任更是爆棚,他二话不说,马上钻入到了汽车的后驾驶座。 Doudou hēi hēi smiles, first increased own body, by oneself can, when maintains the sitting posture, after a pair , the claw can step on to the brakes and accelerator. 豆豆嘿嘿一笑,先将自己的身体变大了一些,让自己能在保持坐姿的时候,一双后爪子能踩到刹车和油门。 Then it first looked at the car meter plate and push-button. 然后它先看了看汽车的仪盘和按钮。 Although this car(riage) is old, is actually automatic transmission. 这辆车虽旧,却是自动档。 „, Unexpectedly is automatic transmission, did not have the skill content.” Doudou disdains to say. “切,竟然是自动档,太没技术含量了。”豆豆不屑道。 The experts should open manual transmission, when looks like the car race scene in movie, accelerates, shift gears and drift, then shifts gears, acceleration! Such was cool! 高手就应该开手动档啊,就像是电影中的飙车场景时,加速、换档、飘移,然后再换档,加速！那样才帅呆了嘛！ However, automatic transmission on automatic transmission, satisfies a craving well. 不过,自动档就自动档吧,过过瘾也好。 Sighed, Doudou inserted the key, revolving and ignition. 感叹完毕,豆豆将钥匙插入,旋转、点火。 zé, is really uncomfortable by body drive a car some of dog, this seat too does not adapt. 啧,以狗的身体开车果然有些不舒服,这座位就不太适应。 Before Doudou , when the claw grabs the steering wheel, when its latter claw because of body structure natural spring, stepping on brakes and accelerator is very uncomfortable. 当豆豆前爪子抓着方向盘时,它的后爪子就会因为身体结构自然的上翘,踩刹车和油门时很不舒服。 Moreover quite ashamed is, by this angle sits, oneself penetrate the crevice of steering wheel, can see own ‚Little Doudou’, is really makes the dog blush. 另外比较羞耻的就是,以这个角度坐着的时候,自己透过方向盘的空隙,就能看到自己的‘小豆豆’,真是蛮让狗脸红的呢。 Naturally, these can endure, he is great monster dog Doudou! Trivial small difficult, can overcome with the will! 当然,这些都是可以忍受的,他可是大妖犬豆豆啊！区区小困难,用意志就能克服！ Then...... a Doudou foot accelerator steps on. 然后……豆豆一脚油门踩下去。 car exudes the bellow, fled...... actually not to start forward. 汽车发出轰鸣声,向前窜了窜……却没有起步。 What's the matter? 怎么回事？ „oh oh, forgot to be fooled.” Before Doudou , the right claw searches to the , the strenuous files cut into to the front motion. “哦哦,忘记上档了。”豆豆前右爪向边上探去,吃力的档切入到前进档中。 Then...... a Doudou foot accelerator steps on again! 然后……豆豆再次一脚油门踩下去！ car sent out to thunder again...... fled forward fleeing. Has not actually gone forward as before. 汽车再次发出轰鸣……向前窜了窜。却依旧没有前进。 Also what's the matter? 又怎么回事？ Doudou looked at one to the , hollow laugh: „oh oh, handbrake forgot let go.” 豆豆向边上瞄了一眼,干笑一声:“哦哦,手刹忘记放掉了。” Then. Doudou strenuous outstretch claw, puts handbrake. 然后。豆豆吃力的伸出爪子,去放手刹。 On car back seat. On the little monk forehead seeps out transparent liquid-- immediately is the cold sweat! 汽车后座上。小和尚脑门上顿时渗出一层的透明液体——全是冷汗！ Even if he is only six years old, even if his personality somewhat moe dull, but he still looked at this moment, Doudou has not opened car from the start! 就算他只有六岁,就算他性格有些呆萌,但是这一刻他也看出来了,豆豆压根就没开过汽车！ Right, Doudou only said a moment ago oneself link the airplane to open, has not said it to be able drive a car. Oneself were really young was too too naive, unexpectedly Doudou's writing trap! 对了,刚才豆豆只说自己连飞机都会开,却没有说过它自己会开车啊。自己真是太年轻太天真了,竟然中了豆豆的文字陷阱！ If what to do, has the traffic accident what to do? little monk was worried. Because his body only has 5,000 lump of earth, if the traffic accident, did suffice to compensate? 怎么办,如果发生车祸怎么办？小和尚十分担心。因为他身上就只有五千块,如果车祸了的话,够赔吗？ Can the words that insufficiently compensates what to do, sell body again a time? 不够赔的话要怎么办,再卖一次身吗？ When little monk indulges in flights of fancy, Doudou has put down handbrake, then steps on the accelerator again. 小和尚胡思乱想之际,豆豆已经放下了手刹,然后再一次踩下油门。 Finally...... the car smooth start, expunges to the front. 终于……汽车顺利的启动,向前方开去。 „Hǒu hǒu hǒu, simple, is too simple. So long as I conscientiously do, really does not have the matter that I cannot achieve. Sat firmly. Guoguo. I must accelerate!” Doudou proudly said. “吼吼吼,简单,太简单的。只要我认真去做,果然就没有我做不到的事情。坐稳了。果果。我要加速了！”豆豆得意道。 On the back seat, the heart of little monk does not make every effort to succeed speeds up beating...... 后座上,小和尚的心脏不争气的加快跳动起来…… **************** **************** At this time, in the American domain of Earth other half 此时,远在地球另一半的老美地盘 During prison interrogations that strictly observes safeguards. Instructor Little Li by amazingly beat. 一处严守看管的监狱审问间中。小李教员正被吊打中。 „Said where Professor Anthony was hidden by you?” Appearance fierce black person guy angry roaring. “说,安东尼教授被你藏到哪去了？”一个面目凶恶的黑人大汉愤怒的咆哮。 „I do not know that...... I really do not know.” The Instructor Little Li loud sob, replied in the stutter English: „Do not hit the words that I...... I knew I to say again, my real don't know anything......” “我不知道……我真的不知道啊。”小李教员大声哭泣,用结结巴巴的英语答道:“不要再打我了……我知道的话我早就说了,我真的什么都不知道啊……” „Hateful, the mouth is really hard.” The black person guy clenches jaws, various penalties got up, can't this dig the mouth of this Eastern man? “可恶,嘴巴还真硬。”黑人大汉咬牙切齿,各种刑罚都上了,这样都挖不开这东方男子的嘴巴？ The Instructor Little Li body and mind causes heavy losses to-- mouth hard Uncle, my real don't know anything. 小李教员身心重创——嘴巴硬尼大爷啊,我真的什么都不知道啊。 Near black person guy, white police officer evil smile: „Did not say also doesn't matter. His leave it to me ba. In I lead him to be firm to that piece that I manage close for several days and ensure his anything said...... this fellow long soft and fair skin. In my piece is firm the fellow to like him very much? hē hē hē.” 黑人大汉边上,一个白人警官邪邪一笑:“不说也没关系嘛。将他交给我吧。我带他到我管理的那片牢里关上几天,保证他什么都说了……这家伙长的细皮嫩肉的。我那片牢里的家伙应该会很喜欢他吧？呵呵呵。” When Instructor Little Li heard until here, struggles furiously. Exhausts to make the strength to howl: „Does not want, does not want. My real don't know anything, my Professor Anthony is who does not know that I am only ordinary flight instructor!” 小李教员听到这里时,奋力挣扎起来。用尽作力吼叫:“不要,不要。我真的什么都不知道,我连安东尼教授是谁都不知道啊,我只是个普通的飞行教员啊！” From the words of that white police officer he can listen, if in oneself were thrown that piece to be firm, the chastity does not guarantee. Does not want absolutely and absolutely! 从那白人警官的话中他可以听出来,如果自己被扔到那片牢里的话,贞操不保啊。绝对、绝对不要！ An appearance savage black person guy whip pulled out ruthlessly, replied in Chinese: „Doesn't know? Does not know your Ma ratio! It is not you words that Professor Anthony makes, why will you appear in spaceship re-entry module?” 面目凶残的黑人大汉一鞭子狠狠抽了过来,用中文答道:“不知道？不知道你玛个比！不是你将安东尼教授弄走的话,你为什么会出现在飞船返回仓内？” „I do not know that my memory does not have. I was still teaching the day before yesterday obviously own student, in the preparation the airplane starts. You can go to China, I simply have not gotten up universe.” Little Li called out loudly. “我不知道啊,我一点记忆都没有啊。明明前天我还在教导自己的学员,准备上飞机开一圈啊。你们可以去华夏查查啊,我根本没上过宇宙啊。”小李大声叫道。 „Evidently, you are ‚don't stop until reaches the Yellow River’, in that throws your piece to be firm him!” The black person guy is China, he clenches teeth to sneer: „I'd like to see, his does anus have his mouth is so hard!” “看样子,你是‘不到黄河心不死’啊,那就将他扔你那片牢里去！”黑人大汉还是个华夏通,他咬牙冷笑:“我倒要看看,他的菊花有没有他的嘴巴这么硬！” The Caucasians observe officer evil charm to smile: „Relax, I ensure his anus and mouth can loosen, absolutely!” 白人察官邪魅一笑:“放心吧,我保证,他的菊花和嘴巴都会松开的,绝对！” Instructor Little Li immediately surface like earth-gray. 小李教员顿时面如土灰。 Can I choose to nip the tongue to commit suicide, preserve my chastity? 我是不是要选择咬舌自尽,保住自己的贞操？ How many tongues bites the tongue to commit suicide to gnaw off? Must bite by the root? Can cut by biting to finish unable dead? 咬舌自尽要咬掉多少舌头？要咬到根部为止吗？会不会咬断了却死不了？ What to do, what should I do? 怎么办,我要怎么办？ who will save me? 谁来救救我？ While...... the gate between interrogations suddenly was opened at this time. 正当这个时候……审问间的门突然被人打开了。 Wears the spacious gown, the facial features moderate man pushes the door to enter. On his face as if brings holy light, when lets the person sees him, in the heart various evil thoughts are driven to disperse. 一位身穿宽大袍子,面容温和的男子推门而入。他脸上似乎自带圣光,让人看到他时,心中各种邪恶的念头都会被一驱而散。 In this facial features bright man behind, is actually a gray-haired western man. 在这面容光明的男子身后,却是一个头发花白的西方男子。 „Professor Anthony!” When that fierce black person sees that gray-haired western man, immediately Startled screaming. “安东尼教授！”那凶恶的黑人看到那头发花白的西方男子时,顿时惊叫出声来。 „, Is I.” Professor Anthony swung head-- to be indistinct, he felt that oneself as if had a very fearful nightmare, but after a sleep/felt woke up, does not know that had what dream. Meanwhile, is blurry was he brought to this prison in? “啊,是我。”安东尼教授摇了摇脑袋——隐约间,他感觉自己似乎做了个很可怕的噩梦,但是一觉醒来后又不知道做了什么梦。同时,迷迷糊糊间他就被带到这监狱中了？ At this time, that facial features bright man handed over a certificate shape thing to two prison guards, should be the thing that proved his own status. 这时,那个面容光明的男子向两位狱警递上了一份证书状的东西,应该是证明他自己身份的东西。 After that fierce black person guy has read the certificate, immediately the respectable expression, he double handed over also this proof wear a look. 那凶恶的黑人大汉看过证书后,顿时面带尊敬的表情,他双手递还了这证明。 „Put this Eastern man, this matter he indeed does not know the circumstances of the matter completely.” Facial features bright man said with a smile. “放了这个东方男子吧,这件事情他的确是完全不知情的。”面容光明的男子微笑道。 Black person guy immediately without the slightest hesitation's Instructor Little Li putting. 黑人大汉马上毫不犹豫的将小李教员给放了下来。 Instructor Little Li whole person one soft, fell-- is saved in the ground probably? 小李教员整个人一软,跌坐在地面上——好像得救了？ „Child, making you suffer hardships!” That facial features bright man goes forward, lightly gave a Instructor Little Li hug. “孩子,让你受苦了！”那面容光明的男子上前,轻轻给了小李教员一个拥抱。 „wū wū wū!” Instructor Little Li felt in immediately the heart has a grievance, such as the volcanic eruption is the same, stops cannot stop. He weeps bitterly like this loudly in this facial features bright man bosom. “呜呜呜！”小李教员顿时感觉心中有一种委屈,如火山爆发一样,止都止不住。他就这样在这个面容光明的男子怀中放声痛哭起来。 Crying was sad...... 哭的伤心极了…… Facial features bright man lightly patted the racket in conducting the back of Instructor Little Li, Instructor Little Li fainted. 面容光明的男子轻轻在小李教员的背上拍了拍,小李教员就晕了过去。 Then, the man holds Little Li horizontally, signals by nodding toward two prison guards, then left during the interrogations. 然后,那男子横抱起小李,朝着两位狱警点头示意,便离开了审问间。 *************** *************** Next day, on the morning of July 10. 次日,7月10日清晨。 After Song Shuhang gets out of bed, first fed spirit ghost in Heart Acupoint to take one ‚soul pearl’. soul pearl is previous and Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms in the Tubo's grandpa village, treasure that in the Altar Master base obtains. 宋书航起床后,先喂心窍中的灵鬼服用了一枚‘魂珠’。魂珠就是上次和三日师兄在土波外公村子里,坛主的基地里得到的宝物。 To cultivator, except for ghost cultivator, other cultivator cannot use these completely ‚soul pearl’. However regarding spirit ghost in Song Shuhang Heart Acupoint, this soul pearl is actually the rare tonic. 对修士来说,除了鬼修,其他修士完全用不上这些‘魂珠’。不过对于宋书航心窍中的灵鬼来说,这魂珠却是难得的补品。 Then, Song Shuhang convention practice. Recently, he felt that own third acupoint ‚Nose Acupoint’ was faint has the qi and blood full filled/surplus feeling. 然后,宋书航惯例修炼了一趟。最近,他感觉自己的第三窍‘鼻窍’隐隐间已经有种气血满盈的感觉。 distance previous contract spirit ghost opened ‚Eye Acupoint’ in a month the time. 距离上次契约灵鬼开启了‘眼窍’才过了一个月时间。 If ordinary cultivator only by own self-torture, wants to open third acupoint Nose Acupoint even to take three years. 普通修士如果只靠自身苦修,想要开启第三窍鼻窍甚至需要三年的时间。 However Song Shuhang recently was the fortuitous encounter again and again, not only new acquisition a number of Qi and Blood Pill ; Moreover contract spirit ghost ; Also when accompanying the Senior White car race obtained a clear nose enhancement sense of smell ‚green bamboo shoots’ ; In addition on finger ancient bronze ring condenses world spiritual qi to strengthen his body unceasingly. 不过宋书航最近是奇遇连连,不仅新收获了一批气血丹;而且契约了灵鬼;还在陪白前辈飙车时得到了一株清鼻增强嗅觉的‘翠竹笋’;再加上手指上古铜戒指不断凝聚天地灵气强化他的身体。 In addition his own practice has not fallen, every day insists the self-torture. 再加上他自己修炼从没落下过,每天都坚持苦修。 Various cheat add on he himself is also diligent, unknowingly, soon attacked ‚Nose Acupoint’. 各种开挂加上他自己也勤奋,不知不觉,就快要冲击‘鼻窍’了呢。 Stretches oneself goes downstairs, Senior White actually does not have today. 伸了个懒腰下楼,白前辈今天竟然没有起来。 Song Shuhang goes to Room Senior White to knock on a door, no response? 宋书航去白前辈敲了敲门,没反应？ The door is unlatched, Song Shuhang opened the door to look at the eye toward inside. 房门是虚掩着的,宋书航推开门往里面瞄了眼。 Senior White is sitting cross-legged at this time on the bed, in the top of the head also has naked eye obvious spirit power to change into the mist to leap, in practice. 白前辈此时正盘坐在床上,头顶上还有肉眼可见的灵力化为雾气上腾,是在修炼中。 Venerable White was known as practice madman, recently was because new era attracted his thing is too many, practice reduced slightly. 白尊者可是号称修炼狂人的,最近是因为新时代吸引他的事物太多了,修炼都稍稍减少了一些。 Song Shuhang does not dare to disturb Senior White, gently and cautiously to close. 宋书航不敢打扰白前辈,小心翼翼关上门。 After going downstairs, Shuhang cooked bowl of noodles, turns on the television to have a look at what news again. 下楼后,书航煮了碗面条,再打开电视看看有什么新闻。 Pressed several channels at will, happen to switch to ‚the Wenzhou channel’. 随意按了几个频道,正好切换到了‘闻洲频道’。 Above is broadcasting Wenzhou City's in the morning the news. 上面正在播放闻洲市的早间新闻。 News announcer is the appearance straight man, correct use standard Mandarin disseminates news the news content: „ 11 : 00 pm, had a traffic accident in this city Phoenix Road position. 新闻主持人是位容貌端正的男子,正用标准的普通话播报新闻内容:“昨天晚上十一点,在本市凤凰路位置发生了一起交通事故。 Dongfeng small car at over one 100 km/h hurricane of speed on Phoenix Road, banged into a villa near Phoenix Road finally, will stop Ferrari car in villa garden to crash. 一辆东风牌小轿车以超过一百码的速度在凤凰路上狂飙,最后撞入了凤凰路附近的一幢别墅,并且,将停在别墅庭院中的法拉利轿车撞毁。 According to the villa master described the-- accident at that time, what drive a car was huge pekingese? According to the police guess, likely is the car race member wears the animal mask, this behavior is extremely bad, the police deeply are investigating, decide to seek the car race member! ” 据别墅主人描述——事故当时,开车的是一条巨大的京巴？据警方猜测,很可能是飙车分子戴着动物面具,这种行为极其恶劣,警方正在深入调查,定会将飙车份子寻找出来！” “Chi!” Song Shuhang noodles spurted, drills from his nose......( to be continued.) “哧！”宋书航一口面条喷了出来,其中一根还从他鼻子中钻出……(未完待续。)