CCG :: Volume #3

#231: hit until the shit goes out


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The old police officer received one pack of exhibits in little monk hand, extracted several to read. Look, the eye is bright! 年长的警官接过小和尚手中的一叠证物,抽出几张翻看了一下。越看,眼睛便越是明亮! He extends finger to exclaim to Cao Delian immediately: Holds him, brings to go back him!” 他马上伸手指曹德链吼道:“抓住他,将他带回去!” Through these exhibit, not only can show powerfully Cao Delian is a slave trader, but can also to follow the vine to get to the melon, grasp a slave trader chain. The luck good words, said that can also break a person peddler big gang surely. 通过这些‘证物’,不仅能强有力的证明曹德链是个人贩子,而且还能顺藤摸瓜,抓出一条人贩子链来。运气好的话,说还定能破一个人贩子大团伙。 At present this Cao Delian, will be the key that their three people will solve a case to render meritorious service, cannot make him run! 眼前这个曹德链,将是他们三个人破案立功的关键,绝不能让他跑了! Two police officers cruel encircled. 身后两个警官如狼似虎的围了上去。 Hateful.” Cao Delian pushes the drive a car door rapidly, escapes fast to the distant place. “可恶。”曹德链迅速推开车门,飞快就向远方逃去。 Produces evidence from little monk the time, he prepared running to assign/life-- not to think own this most lifetime, experienced so many repeated difficulties safe and sound, last ticket actually in capsize and sink in the ditch. 小和尚拿出‘证据’的时候,他就准备跑命了——没想到自己这大半辈子,经历了那么多风风雨雨都平安无事,最后一票却在阴沟里翻船 However, wants to hold him so is not easy. Do not look own body is fragile, what he does is slave trader line, has imagined by the scene that the police pursue. 但是,想抓住他可没这么容易。别看自己身体瘦弱,但是他干的是人贩子这一行,早就想象过被警察追赶的场面。 In order to avoided surrounding and chase of police smoothly, Cao Delian had studied a long time parkour. 为了能顺利躲避警察的包围和追赶,曹德链曾经学过很长一段时间的跑酷 Yes, Cao Delian is traceur, in online also uses Masked Guest status, has issued many splendid parkour videos ~ 是的,曹德链是个跑酷高手,在网上还用‘蒙面客’的身份,发布过很多精彩的跑酷视频呢~ Therefore, when Cao Delian dashes, both police officers are scared. 所以,当曹德链飞奔起来时,两位警官都傻眼了。 Sees only a Cao Delian acceleration, puts out a hand a brace on car, attractive turns over crosses car, then flushes away fast forward, the dead ahead is a three meters high stage. 只见曹德链一个加速,伸手在一辆轿车上一撑,一个漂亮的翻身越过轿车,然后飞快向前冲去,正前方是一个三米多高的高台。 Cao Delian is actually an acceleration, under the strong inertia function, is stepping on the included angle of wall, like only the keen monkey, whiz whiz whiz crawled to the stage comes up. 曹德链却是一个加速,在强大惯性作用下,踩着墙壁的夹角,像只灵敏的猴一样,嗖嗖嗖的就爬到高台上去了。 Two police officers just now bypass car at this time! 两位警官这时候才刚绕过轿车呢! My fuck! two police officers cursed angrily, although they also had train frequently, but they were not the armed police, the intensity of training is not big. Runs they is not perhaps weak on the straight line in Cao Delian, but the opposite party whiz whiz whiz is fleeing like the monkey, they cannot catch up completely. “我艹!”两个警官怒骂,他们虽然也有经常训练,但他们又不是武警,训练强度没那么大。论直线跑或许他们不弱于曹德链,但对方像猴子一样嗖嗖嗖的窜着的,他们完全追不上啊。 At this time, little monk blinks, turns the head, asked the old police officer: ? Several donors, can you hold Donor Cao?” 这时,小和尚眨了眨眼睛,转过头来,问年长的警官:“?几位施主,你们要抓住曹施主吗?” Could not hold.” The old police officer sighed, saw Cao Delian that agile skill, he then knows that wants to hold opposite party basic impossible. “抓不住了啊。”年长警官叹了口气,看到曹德链那敏捷的身手,他便知道想抓住对方基本不可能了。 Then, can only under use the warrant for arrest and so on method. 接下来,只能下用下通缉令之类的方法了。 „Does oh, need the little monk help?” Little Monk Guoguo holds their palms together, inquired. ,需要小和尚帮忙吗?”小和尚果果双手合十,询问道。 The “Ah?” old police officer has doubts looked at little monk. “啊?”年长警官疑惑的望了眼小和尚 „After originally little monk prepares to shear the hemorrhoids, will ask the opportunity to lead into the remote mountain Buddhist temple Donor Cao forcefully, will tonsure him, lets his next generation clear lamp ancient, will not leave the Buddhist temple half step, to redeem the previous life sin. However now thinks, gives several uncle also not bad him.” Little Monk Guoguo earnestly said. “本来小和尚准备割完痔疮后,找机会将强行将曹施主带入深山佛寺,将他剃度,让他下辈子清灯古佛,不离佛寺半步,以赎自己前生的罪孽。不过现在想想,将他交给几位叔叔也不错。”小和尚果果认真道 the next moment, the old police officer noticed that the little monk figure rises with a spring. That two small short leg treads in the ground lightly, actually when one type with skillful such as the feeling of swallow...... is only a breath, little monk has gone far beyond two young police officers. 下一刻,年长的警官看到小和尚的身形一跃而起。那两只小短腿在地面上轻踏,却给人一种以巧如燕的感觉......仅是一个呼吸之时,小和尚已经远远超过了两位年轻的警官。 When facing that three meters high stage, little monk is stepping on the wall similarly, tread the included angle to come up with ease. 面对那个三米多高的高台时,小和尚同样是踩着墙壁,蹬着夹角轻松就上去了。 I force to scratch!” Two police officers send out to call out in alarm again. “我勒个擦!”两位警官再次发出惊呼。 If front that Cao Delian is traceur, has stemmed from them to be unexpected very much. 如果说前面那个曹德链是个跑酷高手,已经很出乎他们意料之外了。 Then this little monk is to make them dumbfounded! Must know little monk appearance, is the 7 or 8-year-old about baby, that is three meters high platform! 那么这个小和尚就更是让他们目瞪口呆!要知道小和尚外表,也就是个七八岁左右的小娃娃啊,那可是三米高的台子啊! -- this is not the parkour range, this is simply...... Chinese Kungfu? ——这已经不是跑酷的范围了吧,这简直是......华夏功夫 Team leader?” A young police officer transfers turn head comes, to look to the old police officer: We then what to do?” “队长?”一个年轻的警官转回头来,望向年长警官:“我们接下来咋办?” The old police officer pulls the hair: “Wait!” 年长的警官抓了抓头发:“等!” ...... ...... ...... ...... On the vehicle roof, Doudou shrank own tail: Right, little monk said a moment ago what is coming? Does he prepare to get so far as remote mountains and ancient forests to be for a lifetime the monk that slave trader? This little fellow learns from whom, the heart is quite black, is only six years old.” 车顶上,豆豆缩了缩自己的尾巴:“对了,刚才小和尚说啥来着?他准备将那人贩子弄到深山老林当一辈子和尚?这小家伙跟谁学的,心好黑啊,都才六岁呢。” Thinks it over, in cultivator really Big Idiot Yellow Mountain and so on silly gruff is quite good. 想来想去,修士中果然还是黄山大傻之类的傻憨比较好。 The eye of human is the biggest harbor suspect, mistake that it always can only see other family member. 都说,人类的眼睛是最大的包庇犯,它总是只能看到别家人的错误。 Originally, the eye of dog also so-- True Monarch Yellow Mountain constructs the matter that several hundred bot play with the Daoist Cloud Mist sentiment, unexpectedly by Doudou selective forgetting. 原来,狗的眼睛也是如此——黄山真君建几百个小号玩弄云雾道人感情的事情,竟然被豆豆选择性的遗忘了。 About after two minutes . 大约两分钟后。 On that three meters high platform, in the little monk hand is dragging together the form, jumps down from the platform. 那个三米高的台子上,小和尚手中拖着一道身影,从台子上一跃而下。 The old police officer mouth smoke fell the ground immediately. 年长的警官嘴里烟顿时就掉地上了。 Was grasped by little monk in the hand, is slave trader Cao Delian. 小和尚抓在手里的,正是人贩子曹德链 Martial arts master! 武林高手! Four shining large characters same appear on such as the movie big captions in the mind of old police officer, impossible to get rid of. 四个金灿灿的大字就如电影大字幕一样出现在年长警官的脑海中,挥之不去 „, I gives you him.” Little Monk Guoguo throws conveniently, threw the front of three police officers Cao Delian. “诺,我将他交给你们啦。”小和尚果果随手一扔,将曹德链扔到了三位警官的面前。 Three police officers looked in the ground to faint deadly in the past, actually as before face panic-stricken Cao Delian, swallowed a saliva secretly. 三位警官望着地面上晕死过去,却依旧一脸惊恐的曹德链,暗暗咽了口口水。 Finally, the old police officer first recovers. 最终,还是年长警官先回过神来。 This fellow grabbed comes, to bring back to the police station!” “将这家伙抓起来,带回局子里去!” Two young police officers are busy at going forward one step, the Cao Delian handcuffs. 两个年轻的警官忙上前一步,将曹德链铐了起来。 Young master, what is your name?” The old police officer seizes the chance to run up to Little Monk Guoguo side, the inquiry that a face flatters said. “小师傅,您贵姓?”年长警官趁机跑到小和尚果果身边,一脸讨好的询问道。 little monk called Guoguo, but also did not have Dharma Name, because the age has not arrived, the abbot did not give to take.” little monk holds their palms together, is serious, replies very much honestly. 小和尚果果,还没有法号,因为年纪还没到,方丈不给取。”小和尚双手合十,一脸严肃,很诚实答道。 Asking that the old police officer hopes for: „The young master's cultivation in which temple?” 年长警官期盼的问道:“小师傅在哪座庙中修行?” This issue, lets the little monk knitting the brows head , a face intertwines. 这问题,却让小和尚皱了皱眉头,一脸纠结。 Because the abbot has said that the World's Horizon Wandering Temple's temple name, cannot say with the bystander casually. 因为方丈说过,天涯云游寺的寺名,不能随便和外人说。 However, the Buddhist cannot lie. 但是,出家人又不能说谎。 How he must reply that is good? 他要怎么回答才好呢? At this time, Doudou coldly snorted that the car(riage) bore. 这时,车背上的豆豆冷哼一声。 Then, a bored voice resounds in the ear of old police officer directly: Should not ask that do not ask. woof!” 接着,一个沉闷的声音直接在年长警官的耳边响起:“不应该问的,就不要多问。汪!” The old police officer stares, turns the head to look to all around, has not actually seen any form. 年长警官一愣,转头望向四周,却没有看到任何身影。 But he responded immediately, embarrassed apologized to little monk: I'm sorry, the young master, was I am offensive.” 但他马上反应过来,不好意思的向小和尚道歉:“对不起,小师傅,是我唐突了。” A moment ago, was this little monk elder warns itself in the nearby? 刚才,是这小和尚的长辈在附近警告自己吧? However...... end of that warning, what meaning that ‚is looking? Does not look, is ends the character is right? 不过......那警告声的末尾,那个‘望’是什么意思?或者不是望,是完字才对吗? The old police officer said goodbye to little monk, first brings Cao Delian first step to leave with two companions. 年长警官告别了小和尚,和两位同伴先带着曹德链先一步离开。 Actually he is to entangle little monk some time, even if studies half a loaf of Kung-fu in legend to be good. 其实他是很想多缠着小和尚一段时间的,哪怕是学个传说中的一招半式都好。 Chinese Kungfu! real kung fu. 华夏功夫啊!真功夫呢。 It is a pity that near this little monk also has the elder at a border defense, this desire is doomed has no way to be realized. 遗憾的是,这小和尚边上还有长辈在一边守着,这个愿望注定是没法实现。 Thinks also right, such a young little fellow leaves the temple, definitely will have the elder to follow the protection in secret? 想想也对,这么小的一个小家伙离开寺院,肯定会有长辈暗中跟随保护的吧? ...... ...... ...... ...... Little Monk Guoguo puzzled is looking at the old police officer of departure, touches the luminous head. 小和尚果果一脸疑惑的望着离开的年长警官,摸了摸自己光亮的脑袋。 Although does not know why suddenly to I apologize, but I just found out the answer with great difficulty.” Little Monk Guoguo regretfully said. “虽然不知道干嘛突然向我道歉,不过我刚好不容易想出答案的。”小和尚果果遗憾道 He just thought for quite a while, found out answer-- I'm sorry, my family abbot did not make me tell others the temple name. 他刚刚想了半天,想出了答案——对不起,我家方丈不让我告诉别人寺名。 He felt that this answer is very good. 他感觉这个答案很棒。 What a pity, the old police officer apologized to flash the person suddenly, making him say the opportunity of this answer not to have. 可惜,年长警官却突然道歉闪人了,让他连说出这答案的机会都没有。 cough cough, woof!” At this time, Doudou lightly called the sound, suspended obviously under own sense of presence. 咳咳,汪!”这时,豆豆轻轻叫了声,摆显下自己的存在感 ?” little monk turns the head to look to the vehicle roof. ?”小和尚转过头来望向车顶。 Then, he saw before pekingese , the claw is leaning on the head, another claw cancels one bunch of keys to play. Then the side of body like the body of human is lying down, the posture arouses very much. 然后,他看到一条京巴正一只前爪拄着脑袋,另一只爪子勾着一串钥匙在玩着。然后身体像人类的身体一样侧躺着,姿势很撩人。 Doudou!” After little monk sees pekingese, immediately delighted screaming. 豆豆!”小和尚看到京巴后,顿时欢喜的叫出声来。 But immediately, he embarrassed lowers the head, gently and cautiously asked: Doudou, how did you follow I to come out?” 但马上,他又不好意思的低下头来,小心翼翼问道:“豆豆,你怎么跟着我出来了?” zé zé, I , if not follow you to come out, family's Shuhang can put below heart?” Doudou blew a whistling. 啧啧,我要是不跟着你出来,家里的书航会放的下心吗?”豆豆吹了个口哨。 little monk holds their palms together, apology: I'm sorry, put to trouble to you.” 小和尚双手合十,道歉:“对不起,又给你们添麻烦了。” no need to apologise to me, by that time apologized with Shuhang! woof.” After Doudou thinks, pulls out own cell phone from body: Come, looks at the equally good thing to you.” 不用跟我道歉,到时候书航道歉吧!汪。”豆豆想了想后,又从身上掏出自己的手机来:“来,给你看一样好东西。” „?” little monk doubts has collected the head. “?”小和尚疑惑的凑过脑袋。 What Doudou looks to him is video-- it records secretly. 豆豆给他看的是一段视频——它偷偷录制下来的。 In the video picture, Song Shuhang bristles with anger, is grasping the fist: Aaah! You're purposely trying to anger me, aren't you? Asked you obediently to look after the house dull at home, but you actually ran away, does my words just wind past your ear? Also PS , PS your younger sister! wait until I catch you back, whether you have hemorrhoids or not, I must hit you until the shit goes out!” 视频画面上,宋书航怒发冲冠,握着拳头:“啊啊啊诚心想气死我是吧?叫你乖乖呆在家里看家,还给我出去乱跑,将我的话当耳边风是吧?还PS,PS你妹啊!等我将你抓回来,不管你有没有痔疮,我要将你屎都打出来啊!” hit until the shit goes out! 屎都打出来啊! Hits! 打出来啊! Comes out! 出来啊! Little Monk Guoguo is dull, if Chinese flowering quince, gently and cautiously touched own anus. the next moment, a serious small face turned into the bitter melon face. 小和尚果果呆若木瓜,小心翼翼的摸了摸自己的菊花下一刻,一张严肃的小脸变成了苦瓜脸。 zé zé, what kind of? Want to watch again?” The Doudou's claw pressed on the screen, the video restarts the broadcast...... 啧啧,怎么样?要不要复播看看?”豆豆的爪子在屏幕上按了按,视频重新开始播放...... hit until the shit goes out! 屎都打出来啊! hit until the shit goes out! 屎都打出来啊! little monk good to cry. 小和尚好想哭。 zé zé, tells you again news-- you now dull Wenzhou City is the Song Shuhang's native place. Over the two days, Song Shuhang prepared to catch up.” Doudou appreciates the little monk pain very much the expression. 啧啧,再告诉你一个消息——你现在呆的闻洲市宋书航的老家。这两天,宋书航就准备赶过来了。”豆豆很欣赏小和尚痛苦的表情。 The little monk whole person was stiff. 小和尚整个人都僵硬了。 Doudou, what should I do?” He brings the weeping voice to ask. 豆豆,我要怎么办?”他带着哭腔问道。 One had only known, regret past doings. running away from home is very bad, you will know in Daoism the person to have much is worried!” The Doudou sincere lesson said-- at this time, it the selectivity forgot, oneself were only year to year the running away from home's great monster dog's fact. “早知如此,何必当初呢。离家出走是很恶劣的很为啊,你知道家里人会有多担心嘛!”豆豆语重心长的教训道——这时候,它又选择性遗忘了,自己本身就是只常年离家出走的大妖犬的事实。 I'm sorry.” little monk both eyes exudes the mist. 对不起。”小和尚双眼泛起水雾。 Doudou patted the shoulder of little monk: keep it up, while Shuhang to some Wenzhou City also time, thinks how well must apologize, enabling his anger to drop some.” 豆豆拍了拍小和尚的肩膀:“加油,趁着书航闻洲市还有些时间,好好想想要怎么道歉,让他的火气能下降一些。” Nod that little monk makes an effort. 小和尚用力的点头。 Then, we first look for the family/home hotel to stay in the nearby.” Doudou jumps down from the vehicle roof: Walks, boards!” “然后,我们先在附近找家酒店住下吧。”豆豆从车顶上一跃而下:“走,上车!” Boards? But I can't drive.” little monk gawked staring. “上车?可是我不会开啊。”小和尚愣了愣。 I drive!” Doudou heroic spirit ten thousand zhang (3.33 m)! 我来开!”豆豆豪气万丈! Early wants to try...... today to make it find the opportunity finally, the key in the hand, how doesn't open one to oneself? 老早就想试试了......今儿个终于让它找到机会了,钥匙在手,不开一趟怎么对的起自己?
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